I'd like to apologize to the serious gamers...

[@noon9346]

Don't you even apologize for being yourself! You're an amazing person, and we love you for you.

[@NugPlug69]

SLAM SLAM SLAM embrace the darkness let the anger flow through you

[@MarkWiseTechno]

I think slamming Purple's cap turn 1 was objectively correct. You just got the worst possible roll on it. I have no doubt that Kylted or Pete or any other top player would've done the same.

[@vampirechicken]

You are indeed correct. I asked Pete and Kylted and the both would have taken that roll.

[@MargarineMeadow]

Not the worst possible roll. It was only 95% so he could have failed.

[@justinbrockhaus4389]

If I’m not mistaken this is your 1000th video on this channel! Congrats 🥳

[@vampirechicken]

Oh... you're right! 🎉🎉

[@williams951]

The most loyal subscriber :O ❤️

[@davidchazanas5096]

How did op knew that ?

[@AtomicAndi]

"We're gonna resist any impulse to do something silly?" Like a chicken fighting its pecking instinct this is gonna work for 2 seconds!

[@MatthiasCliche]

I can't even watch take-a-card-and-pass for an hour anymore. The only risk content I can enjoy is no-carding the whole game and guaranteeing second place.

[@vampirechicken]

We found him... the most mature Risk watcher on KZbin

[@DanielYu-nu1bg]

You may want to check out arco's series where he no cards the whole game, comes in second and makes Grandmaster for real 😂

[@MatthiasCliche]

AI has already solved the game of Risk, and it's called the neutral bot.

[@thomasblockley7263]

Oisin is an Irish name, it’s pronounced like Ush (like usher) then een (like the end of clean) or you could say Oisin like Ush-in

[@derhonk6270]

I always like your intros, but this one was particularly hilarious, love it! Keep up the fun content, thanks!

[@TreeCamper]

Any purple player that caps on a 1 next to a 5 has it coming. Whapow!!!

[@RychNovsky-ld3hf]

Johnny "never slams your cap" did not log on 😂

[@rerun84x]

I would hate to see you be a boring risk content guy; chaotic vampire chicken until the end. You're the BOAT for a reason dude

[@Jonnysh]

thank you purple for unleashing the silliness that VC was pretending to lose.

[@justinwalker8584]

Do you guys not do daylight savings time in Missouri? Sweet, 8AM drops

[@vampirechicken]

Our time did change. I had this video scheduled for the normal time but I guess KZbin wanted you to see this an hour early today!

[@DevinDTV]

I heard about you in a Kylted video, and after watching a few of yours, you've instantly become my favorite risk player. You make aggressive plays, honor alliances, and are genuinely funny. Subbed and notification bell'd 👍

[@vampirechicken]

Welcome in!

[@nablamakabama488]

Slamming purple turn 1 was the right decision, trying to work with him would’ve been a huge risk too. You just got unlucky dice. And I don’t think the other four were doing friendly trading, they were in a four way circle war, slamming each other every turn.

[@ryandeakyne3265]

Lol. That intro facepalm.

[@ChristianAkacro]

What's Risk without a little silliness?

[@ALLYB1983]

Wait...this isn't chess.

[@jamespassarelli1062]

🖖 Live long and prosper!

[@wahnsihansi]

Your struggle to play seriously was very funny :D also, I like your voice!

[@bensmith2234]

Happy 1000th video!

[@RainingArtillery]

have you perhaps considered that the part of your audience that does not fit into the "delicate sensibilities of the average" is too busy enjoying the show to comment?

[@remcovanhartevelt588]

18:23 like at this point in time I would go for the break

[@APolitically]

A serious video once in awhile doesn't hurt...

[@Th4tGuy]

Pro-tip, just present your moves as top-tier genius calculations and you can hoodwink your audience into enjoying the so-called "silliness".

[@beauxmitcham799]

Lol there’s are darkness inside me that can’t be controlled 😂

[@Beukdeup]

I haven’t seen the end yet, but around 25:00 in you keep talking about how much red is trying to kill you. He slammed greens cap and hid on a terrible cap beside you. Haha! I genuinely think he was begging you for second.

[@Beukdeup]

@27:50 Take away everything I said. Red is just bad and doesn’t know how to work with someone.

[@vampirechicken]

Yeah... red was sorta confusing me but I don't think he was ever genuinely playing for second.

[@davidchazanas5096]

Slam that no doubt

[@Mydogatemycomment]

32:30 is 3 hours too short Learn how to play Risk 🙃

[@vampirechicken]

You're right. I'm sure I missed a chance for a proper and mature stalemate here somewhere

[@nostaljiturkce]

❤

[@justinorman8608]

Good morning

[@vampirechicken]

Good morning!

[@joakrage3972]

Nobody wants to see take a card and pass boooo😂

[@hustler3of4culture3]

Thumb nail😂😂😂

[@additionaddict5524]

good morrow

[@vampirechicken]

Good morrow!

[@waterlmao]

excellent video (i commented first)