Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

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That was really well done. A lot of humour in that clip. Bravo.

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moment

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You guys were spittin' facts like a minigun. Every part of the video is anchored in truth, even the "source" which I hope can be unlocked with a quantum computer in the next 300 years. Particularly the brain part was just masterful, my eyes lit up and I shot straight to google scholar because I remembered the brain thing is actually real. I always believed the best satire is tress of humour rooted in a soil of facts. By far the best onion video i've ever watched, because how immensely thought provoking and relatable it is 🤗

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I’m pretty sure this is literally the first time I’ve ever been recommended an Onion video that wasn’t like a decade old.

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same

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They got bought out and one of the new things their ownership is doing is restarting their video stuff. Excited to see more!

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Same

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Lol. Same. I thought they died 15 years ago.

[@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow]

Honestly though this kinda feels like something they would put out 15 years ago. I love it

[@dudeman659]

Incredible level of detail. This is exactly the type of high quality, invasive journalism I expect from ONN

[@nataliezementbeisser1492]

they did not check the buttcrack of this gentleman swing voter

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trumpy stans are gonna get upset

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Emphasis on invasive

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Vote to protect the babies in the womb!

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unbiased and biopsied reporting

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They STILL got it. The literal best satire ever created

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Beautiful!!

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Babylon Bee is better

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15 years ago. Yes. Now? It’s pretty stale though this one was good.

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@stevenrn6640 that's the hype. They've *been* stale for 15 years and as of late they started doing the high effort news casting again.

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We are so fucking back

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I wonder who gave them money

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​@@thelonewanderer2095The KZbin algorithm

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WERE SO BACK

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Fr! And just in time too.

[@Jogwheel]

I love how comically large the "TV" is. Watching Jason literally hop to tap the top is great.

[@mattieh8251]

a jogwheel comment on a new onion video? welcome back 2011!

[@thezestypatriot8513]

is it a good idea to microwave the polls?

[@abandonedmuse]

I was thinking that. Im like damn that is a huge screen.

[@IgnatRemizov]

Hit comment from Jon Jogwheel

[@nomore2863]

"No, because I am scared." 😂😂😂

[@Khetan77]

Sounds like propaganda to me

[@release858]

This fuckin' kills me HAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣

[@kyle9401]

So good

[@BRICKOMEDIA]

Lmao real

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The algorithm is finally starting to get me.

[@wazzy87]

“Because I’m scared” finally a news team not afraid to tell the truth. Thanks 🙏 Onion News Team

[@SpocksCat]

I clicked on this without realizing it was The Onion, and I was thinking, "Wow, they really are getting obsessive over these swing states."

[@zerotodona1495]

They actually do get weird about swing states though lol

[@765infinity]

​@zerotodona1495 I know right, how many times with touch screen tvs can you look at how in one of 2 ways 7 states can go? There's a finite number of combinations, and they go into do much detail that the onion is only barely exaggerating how much they zoom in to examine even the slightest movement

[@Professicchio]

Wait about 24 hours and see if this still looks like satire....

[@FacePlant1324]

It is a whole new level of obsessive. They going to have to come up with a new word for it

[@Spiral.Dynamics]

Omg!! I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!

[@godzillaridergamer]

they went and not only doxxed him, but doxxed his thoughts, lifestyle, health, tumor, lungs, ribcage, vascular system, heart, DNA, and source, what did this guy do 😭

[@biqbagel]

twitter leftists be like

[@a_plastic_bag]

@@biqbagel the entirety of twitter be like: (seriously I haven’t seen a sane person on that website in years)

[@matthewe3813]

Maybe he didn't know about the tumor, and is now learning about it on TV. Could've saved his life ngl

[@MaxMTTpm]

@@biqbagelFor every twitter “leftist”, there is literally 100 far right dudes 💀

[@howardmckenna]

He remained "undecided"!

[@razing303]

This right here is peak 2010 onion

[@nebaka12]

they don't make humor like this anymore smh my head

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​They do, this is a prime example.

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“They don’t make humor like this anymore” -man on a video of them making news link this anymore

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Copeland even came back!

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@@nebaka12 they literally just made it though...

[@KnucklesGameplays]

Bro got 150% doxxed to the point where they revealed his fricking brain.

[@KnucklesGameplays]

Fricking hell he GOT HIS SOUL REVEALED.

[@andrewp.9942]

I love the fact they ignore the tumor

No, there was a healthcare footnote. 😂

[@jonathankkennedy]

Yeah, healthcare is gonna be a major player this election

[@emumeister1400]

@@jonathankkennedy looks like it wasnt

[@epikmanthe3rd]

Fun fact: heart cancer is really really REALLY fuckin' rare. Like, 1 in 100,000 people for tumors rare.

[@pneumon6990]

What tumor?

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This is such great coverage. Other networks will talk about what's on our minds on election day but never what's in them. This molecular polling really sets The Onion apart.

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Molecular polling 😂😂😂

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It's awesome, 1984's big brother is finally surpassed by deepest brother.

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every other election coverage tries to predict, onion genetically determines

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[@kelownatechkid]

They went directly to the source, but no further.

[@CuriousCauliflowerX]

This one is going to be timeless.

[@denisia1111]

Just curious, why the broccoli 🥦

[@JRAnalyzes]

@@denisia1111 Don't be silly, that's a green cauliflower.

[@BigBoyJay_69]

But ultimately, meaningless in the vast expanse of the universe...

[@denisia1111]

@@JRAnalyzes No Sir that would be a juvenile cauliflower when the icon is clearly a full on adult broccoli. The Curious will remain mysterious.

[@ThomasWinget]

@@JRAnalyzes nah, just a close-up of a haircut.

[@TanguDisen]

This coverage is excellent. On election day, other networks will discuss our thoughts, but never their own. The Onion stands out thanks to this molecular polling.

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Silence, bot

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not ruSSia moment

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I'm not crying you're crying!

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Ahh but at what cost

[@johncam8420]

Took only 14 years

[@PNWMan]

Someone's cutting onions

[@Sykroid]

I cant tell you how disturbing it is to see an Onion video zoom in to where you live. I literally live in Millcreek. This feels like one of those memes where your family is trying to tell you that you've been in a coma and to wake up.

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As a SENTIENT PERSON THAT DEFINITELY ISN'T A CONSTRUCT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, I can tell you existence is not exclusive to you. You do not need to think such thoughts.

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We’ve been watching you guys very closely.

[@SpacebarAmpersand]

How Erie

[@nightflame389]

If you know Nick, could you tell him to vote whoever you don't want to win?

[@anne.andromeda]

How do you think that guy in a video felt, watching his bedroom

"Full on damage control after footage leaked of the candidate being extremely rude." That last joke killed me 😂

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I don't understand it.

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@@Anurania Imagine Trump or his campaign being held to anything resembling a standard of decorum such that "being extremely rude" would require damage control. Now use your one wish (wasted mine on food) to move us all to that timeline please.

[@coolnewpants]

@@Anurania Trump is constantly being extremely rude and the campaign doesn't even blink an eye. The joke is that Trump being extremely rude would not prompt any sort of damage control from his campaign, nevermind a "full on" response.

[@Dasycottus]

Honestly I expected them to say "after footage leaked of the candidate exhibiting basic human empathy"

[@DisorderedArray]

@@Dasycottus Even the Onion has to make some of it believable I guess...

[@realhillkell]

"Past the tumor" 😭😭😭

[@MrZega000]

That was my favorite part, I love the delivery.

[@ralanham76]

That part killed me 💀

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​@@MrZega000💀

[@jamesjustice21]

Health care going to be really important this election

[@wyldhowl2821]

😰 I was not expecting a hit of PTSD to go with my comedic dopamine.

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Did The Onion get some new funding!?!? Is The Onion back? I loved this video. Keep them coming

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Yeah, it was sold to new owners earlier in the year.

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New ownership as of April 2024. They’re shifting away from the usual news-blog model of hosting scummy clickbait ads and instead adopting an optional-subscription model.

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@@ryuuguu01 - I hope they get past it. I missed this Onion.

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[@gymnast-girl-365]

Woke up, saw The Onion posted, watched my hometown AND township get mentioned

[@MrC0MPUT3R]

Might wanna get that tumor checked

[@Craig-l5r]

If you know nick, make sure he votes, if he doesn't we may collapse into a singularity.

[@RecycledOJ]

@@Craig-l5r Also, make sure he gets his heart checked out.

[@avasdv]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not actually out to get you

[@robison87]

I want to know if that address really exists lol

[@GavinusMaximusMaster]

It literally gives me hope for America that this was trending on KZbin instead of actual politics

[@cchoi108]

😂🎉❤ Right on

[@WeedsterDuck]

I’m one of the lucky few who didn’t know this was a parody channel. At first I was like, “Wow, this new’s channel is surprisingly entertaining…” and then that mf started zooming in and didn’t stop.😂

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The first time I picked up The Onion newspaper (yes, it used to be in print) circa 2003-4, I didn’t realize it was a parody until well into the first article!

[@Xaviersclips]

Same here, at first I thought it was legit news then I see this man’s internal organs like wtf is this

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@@cjimmersive6955 I read the print edition a few times. They used to have fake ledes on the front page and the page numbers they pointed to didn't even exist!

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Same here. It was embedded in a Reddit post in low quality so the logo was blurry and I just assumed it was CNN.

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@@cjimmersive6955hey it’s back in print by the way

[@michelndjock]

As a 3D digital artist I have to say, that 3D animation is actually amazing.

[@TheCJRhodes]

It looks like they took a guy straight out of The Sims though

[@shesh2265]

@@TheCJRhodes more like garrys mod

[@etzabo]

Yeah I wasn’t impressed by the models; mostly just how well the entire thing is put together. They really had to work to get the map looking clean, and they used so many auxiliary models for the inside of the guy’s body.

[@RammingSpeed-lk8kk]

I didn't ask for your life story!..geez!!...

[@youtubedj9298]

1:16 I really enjoy the fleshy sounds as the sections fly apart.

[@HarryisI]

It's good seeing Mr. Copeland back. I know some people were saying 10 years was far too lenient but he's paid his debt to society and we should all just move on from the unpleasantness

[@nirvanaheights]

? what happened

[@brandonwilliams6221]

@@nirvanaheightsNothing important. We’ve all been locked up for 10 years. People are blowing it out of proportion.

[@D2attemp]

@@nirvanaheights he was an accomplice to the Clifford Banes incident, lets just leave it at that

[@GnosticAtheist]

@@nirvanaheights Try to look forward, not backwards.

[@mrobject9113]

@@D2attemp Ah yes, the famous clock tower incident.

[@ZeroG_Bandit]

Voted for Hilary in 2016, Trump in 2020... What a psychopath.

[@captainpoppleton]

yes that ideology makes no sense

[@matthewgoetter3127]

None

[@josue.ortega]

And will write in Biden in 2024

[@jaybirdjargon]

Given this is an Erieite? doesn't surprise me. We can be stupid and fickle as a collective.

[@yeethappymeta]

if his current trend continues, the candidate he votes for this year will lose

[@ZacharyMoore-cr7ww]

"That is a big map" best way to respond to the depressing tone lol

[@XGD5layer]

Could be taken as cheery, too.

[@Michael-uc2pn]

Nihilism is a good servant and a poor master. No I will not elaborate further. Because I'm scared.

[@robertjenkins6132]

Maybe if they zoom out far enough they can figure out those cosmological problems that are puzzling physicists - the ones that Sabine H. (can't spell her last name) is always talking about. I can't keep it all straight and I don't understand any of it (the "dark matter" and what not).

[@TwisterTornado]

​@@Michael-uc2pn Just ask your mom.

[@aniquee8281]

@@Michael-uc2pnwait please elaborate, I’m curious

[@shaboopie12]

Finally real polling results.

[@rossi5839]

Down to the quantum level and then out to the cosmic perspective.😮😅 classic Onion real time reporting

[@georgybest5135]

1:18 that little jump was cherry on top! Geniusssss

[@peterkerj7357]

It really was. Details like that make such a difference.

[@GiuseppeSan]

Dude, so good

[@sibyl4398]

I live in Erie county and grew up in Millcreek township, I never imagined we would be in an onion video, I’m honored 🫡

[@kelownatechkid]

Why is the district so weirdly shaped?? gerrymandering or a legit reason?

[@AngryKittens]

@@kelownatechkid It's a peninsula.

[@venkkooo]

​@@kelownatechkidlol

[@NLite486]

bro MIGHT be nick camden

[@spencehead87]

Fellow Erie-ite here. Cheers!

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the only news i trust

[@csmlouis]

It's news without mercy.

[@thetvbaby83]

Abso F'n lutely!!!

[@unknownz1238]

The only news that dives a closer look than any other news channel smh. Thank god we have Big Onion fighting against Big Media on our side

[@avasdv]

Hey me too. Today now is my fav

[@shubashuba9209]

This is the only news channel that I trust to give me a precise weather forecast localized entirely within my house.

[@baylienixon6919]

Is an aurora borealis localized entirely within your kitchen?

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

May I see it?

[@TheJadeFist]

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep No

[@sylvesteruchia5263]

They understand voters on a fundemental level.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

​@@TheJadeFistWell TheJadeFist, you are an odd fellow, but I must say. You steam a good poll

[@christopherwelch136]

“Past the tumour..”. Priceless.

[@zperk13]

The healthcare won't be

[@bluegamer07]

found the british

[@genericallyentertaining]

Now this is peak Onion.

[@AnodUmach]

Hey arent you the guy that does

[@jumpehumpe]

Oh my god its the guy that does

[@Tetrik82]

Something about this guy's entertainment seems pretty generic but I can't quite place it

[@antediluviano7891]

i remember you! you are the one that does

[@MarcTelang]

The does that guy has up showed

[@miscellaneousstuff2901]

Kudos to the graphics people on that zooming, and on the anatomical references. I appreciated this spoof on so many levels.

[@robertjenkins6132]

The animation looks like it costs 80 billion dollars (slightly exaggerating). Top production values.

[@CZsWorld]

This is so brilliant

[@witherworld8969]

Shuddup bot

[@CZsWorld]

@witherworld8969 no u

[@ryangatchel]

Hey! You're here.

[@witherworld8969]

@@CZsWorld Vote kamala to save democracy

[@racerghost27]

I watched your video on Art The Clown. :D

[@liamferguson4145]

Holy shit, Jason Copeland’s still alive?

[@vlynst]

WE'RE BACK

[@RawRaio]

He survived the Tea Party, but Andrea did not.

[@yannislafond-bensot9901]

Andrea Bennett is still stuck in the election bunker

[@JLCreativeProductions]

​​@@yannislafond-bensot9901Last I seen she was working at KRON 4 TV in San Francisco, I do hope they can bring her and some of the old cast back.

[@360.Tapestry]

that correspondent just wanted to be the one to reveal jason's cancer because jason tripped him at lunch one time in middle school

[@threescoops8672]

Glad to see Jason Copeland giving me unbiased, factual election news. I always appreciated his insight when he was a cohost on "In the Know with Clifford Banes."

[@madhatter113]

Please bring back the debate.. 'In the Know'!

[@julianvickers]

Great to see Jason Copeland back

[@madhatter113]

@julianvickers i want to know what's Cliffard Bane is up to these days. Hope he still managing to survive all his adventures 🙏🏼

[@lisakassandra4222]

"Filling in for Clifford Baynes, who is currently catching up on fourteen years of popculture he missed out on while stranded on an island in the Indo-Pacific."

[@Apocalypse2000]

Jesus, "in the Known" was liquid gold dripping from KZbin

[@Markadown]

"But I don't need a dead baby" - Nancy

[@abby-ze6mz]

That was really an in-depth look. I have never seen such an in-depth look at a voter.

[@youngPC]

As soon as he started zooming into the county, I knew where this was going. I did not expect to have an existential crisis towards the end.

[@khantagious]

this was gold. welcome back onion. fighting the good fight with infowars.

[@TaylorTrask]

One of the BEST Onion bits in years. Well done, everyone.

[@alexgrissom3513]

Well it’s also one of the only. Lol

[@anonymousperson6119]

@@alexgrissom3513nah they post all the time now but it’s been like a different channel entirely. Their hyper-partisanship is getting in the way of their creativity. How many jokes about Trump being racist or sexist can you write? Even for ppl who hate Trump’s guts that gets old

[@SigFigNewton]

@@anonymousperson6119his guts I have no problem with, but that heart…

[@cricket-lt8nc]

Imagine the guy finding out he has a tumor on his heart by watching this. 💀

[@jcrowley1985]

Unfortunately , neither side wants universal health care unless you're an illegal or Israel

[@Fauna_CR]

Oh dang it's Jason!! Hell yeah, he's my favorite political analyst!!!

[@ValueNetwork]

Jason Copeland is back! I remember his coverage of the 2012 election fondly: when he reported on Rodney 2012s cartoon parrot mascot to court the Latino vote, when he reported that social media has made every presidential candidate for the 2040 election unelectable! And when he famously called the “White hot sphere of rage” ticket for the republicans in 2016! It’s great to see him back in the newsroom!

[@rooneydawson8231]

As a citizen of millcreek township, this was terrifying for 30 seconds

[@commandershepard9920]

The chemist in me was expecting him to immediately zoom straight to subatomic particles.

[@acidmana6141]

the physicist in me was expecting him to zoom on his fundamental strings

[@anthonyshen6722]

that's just a theory tho

[@jjs8426]

They went beyond all that to the "source"

[@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9]

@@jjs8426and they could of gone deeper!

[@Auroth_DI]

As a violinist I expected them to focus more on string theory Edit: Oh this was kinda the same joke allready pulled by acidmana… sorry lol

[@silverbullet11202]

The Onion, after being catatonic for over a decade:

[@TARDISTunnel]

YEAHHHH JASON COPELAND IS BACK!

[@thegoat5141]

Hopefully Clifford Banes comes back too

[@onearmedbandit84]

The little awkward hop he had to do to zoom in on the brain has me in stitches.

[@PiffPeterson]

Jason could’ve zoomed in further than that… COWARD 🤬

[@2beJT]

shoulda gone right to the edge after getting psyched up only to chicken out. Maybe next election

[@alansmithee419]

TBF, scientists have determined that all of the pertinent information regarding the source is present in the rings and how they move. Zooming in further is *just* dangerous, it doesn't actually tell you anything. 2bil dollars of equipment ruined for nothing...

[@shonklebonkle324]

Jason is withholding the truth from us. Jason is the enemy!!😡

[@1samc]

oh how that map has aged…in less than a day…you “inadvertently” predicted it on another note, the production quality and content is first class-u guys deserve an oscar

[@endunry]

This will be a banger every 4 years

[@erikhernandez4812]

You know what, this is the best I’ve seen from The Onion in a good long time. Did not foresee the ONN KZbin making a big comeback but you might really pull this off.

[@rufusroundy5796]

Another daily helping of eyewatering truth. Thank you, The Onion

[@Theclosingact-livemusic]

wow - I have a new favorit US-based news network - ONN. Thanks for restoring my faith in the American people/intellect/satire/comedy..

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Even after the election over I hope we keep getting Onion videos. Funniest thing I see all day.

[@Tintelinus]

The one good thing about Trump winning is that they will have A LOT of material.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

​@@TintelinusExpect it feels like we all age 10 Years for every year he was President.

[@rustycherkas8229]

Wanna earn some extra cash? Start a pool in your office as to when the Harris/Walz honeymoon will end. I'm optimistic that they'll defeat the pumpkin and his vacuous bearded sidekick, but reality is reality... You can't please all the people all the time...

[@vaevobis3589]

Best electoral vote touch screen map zooming I've ever seen. Take that, mainstream media.

[@russiancamel3365]

I needed this spiritually

[@johnhcorwin]

I was watching the old 2010 ONN stuff and found this. Good to see they're back in almost full form. This one was great.

[@FancyCapitalist]

Whoever wrote this, make them write future ones

[@SigFigNewton]

Don’t worry! They’re way ahead of you. The writer’s chair has straps.

[@ZanderX10]

​@@SigFigNewton Unfortunately, it also had electricity. That mistake won't happen twice!

[@davidqharmon7311]

Clicked because I thought it was just an old video that popped up in my feed, started tearing up when I realized this was published a few hours ago.

[@Armadill0h]

Hilarious and existential. Thanks ONN.

[@waltervanlille2263]

This was surprisingly fresh. Politcal humour that doesn't rely on "other side literally Hitler" is rare, and should be cherished.

[@MidNightMagician]

This is somehow both what I expected when I clicked on this video and also an absolutely insane surprise

[@vorrrgy1966]

No way Jason Copeland is back

[@timothynelson6918]

Freaking hilarious!!! I love his jumping to reach the high spots on the board.

[@storm000]

This is peak. Thank you, Onion.

[@something1600]

Jason has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

you love to see the return of Jason.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Can’t wait for Clifford Banes to finally come back

[@Qazwsxedc165]

​@@warlordofbritanniaOr Julliana Mcanis filling in for Cliford Banes, who messed with the wrong people and got involved in some serious shit.

[@sm_liam5279]

just waiting for today now to come back now, im sure jim haggerty has recovered by now 🙏🙏

[@AngryKittens]

I'm still waiting for the Jedi myself.

[@SvoenDiccr]

I clicked because I believed it was just an old video that appeared on my feed, but when I saw that it had been published just hours earlier, I started crying.

[@sylvie_lynn]

I lend my voice to the chorus of “welcome back Jason copeland”! I’ve missed you 😊

[@carlinggreen7679]

hell yeah. keep peelin' it.

[@jamsheeddevotee7588]

I'm so glad y'all are making videos again

[@CioerKieov]

For thirty seconds, this was horrifying for a Millcreek Township resident.

[@Aqueox]

Lol. Damn straight.

[@1stDarknight]

I think I just witnessed the first ever hyper-doxxing.

[@user-rg1lx8yt6g]

This has made it easier to me on making a decision, very informative thank you ONN

[@Escapism-wc9gc]

This is awesome welcome back the Onion !!!

[@benediktjostingmeier2223]

Yes the onion is finally making a comeback thank god

[@Fellolkek]

You guys have outdone yourselves. Best one yet!

[@upsidedownbagofflour697]

The ONN has been back for a little while now, but this is the first video that has my respect. Keep growing and improving!

[@suitcaseofsmarts]

"its got the lungs"

[@ernestskarklins514]

Not for long

[@ChesterRGC]

Love to see this that reporter is still here after 12years, he was great at the Onion debates

[@nobbyfirefly57]

See, graphics designers? You don’t need to be flat to be modern! This looks great!

[@AceHuman]

Exactly!!!!

[@KasumiRINA]

I am not a graphic designer but I will take your words in support as an IBTC member.

[@plwadodveeefdv]

@@KasumiRINA according to certain members of a demographic with an intense interest in Japanese entertainment, I've heard it said that flat is, in fact, justice

[@CaptTragedy]

This is the only media outlet I go to for my news.

[@bandgeekdad5825]

So, SO glad to see Jason Copeland back!!

[@jeffreyfiegen1538]

The deadpan delivery makes this so much better.

[@HingleMcCringle35]

I knew it was coming, but when he zoomed into the bedroom I almost died 😂

[@sir_captainmorgan]

Thank you Jason

[@hallowella]

Absolutely amazing breakdown by ONN

[@zd308]

Good to see you Jason! Welcome back 😃

[@EnoVarma]

It makes me feel so warm and comfy knowing how my apartment and very being can be pinpointed at any moment for the use of any kind of data. Thanks, The Onion.

[@maestoso47]

This is exactly what I needed to watch.

[@BrownTrout1238]

The jump killed.

[@guy1ncognit0]

This is classic onion "Ninja Parade" levels of hilarious and just what I needed thank you ONN!

[@Wells13555]

JASON COPELAND RETURNS!

[@Zechaiii.]

Just when we need them the most, ONN has our back