I'd like to cancel my mail

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sokarII

sokarII

Күн бұрын

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@Harshcore811
@Harshcore811 7 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever tried to cancel your mail????
@sokarII
@sokarII 7 жыл бұрын
That is a great question. In the United States you can get what is called a "Contrary Order" which essentially is an agreement to opt-out of the rules that require universal service within the country. However, if you get a contrary order it is highly likely that you will be put on one of the governments watch lists. Though, there is also another way that will exploit the intrinsic laziness of the USPS leeches but it requires a PO Box. What you can do is get a PO Box and then get a permanent mail forward order from your residential address to your PO Box. Then just let your mailbox fill up with all the junk mail they insist on delivering to you anyway!!!!!!! Once the mailbox is full and the employee can no longer reach their parasitic arms into your mailbox to leave you what is essentially garbage they will make the executive decision to be lazy and skip said box leaving you with a permanent forward and an empty mailbox. Well, and the satisfaction that you won!
@KartKing4ever
@KartKing4ever 7 жыл бұрын
Today I learned.
@MaxwellTornado
@MaxwellTornado 7 жыл бұрын
Don't PO boxes keep money to maintain, though?
@SpongeBath_ShitPants
@SpongeBath_ShitPants 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think it's a monthly or yearly fee.
@sokarII
@sokarII 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I pay 50 a year. But the advantage when using a box along with the permanent forward is it is harder to misdeliver your mail when its delivered to the post office and stays there, you don't have the mailman coming to your mailbox or to your door, and you have less of these idiots handling your mail which shields it from their incompetence. In my situation that makes $50 a bargain. Hell, I'd pay $100/year not to deal with these people at all.
@Fr0st1989
@Fr0st1989 14 жыл бұрын
I like how they made the Postal Service seem like some sort of Illuminati-like organisation
@romangeneral23
@romangeneral23 4 жыл бұрын
Its because they are... When you control the mail. You control...... INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@hans_____
@hans_____ 3 жыл бұрын
aka secret society
@chaosdweller
@chaosdweller 3 жыл бұрын
I'm signing up right now no fun allowed
@marneycohen9165
@marneycohen9165 3 жыл бұрын
Seem like, it is for real...
@Deadbeatcow
@Deadbeatcow 3 жыл бұрын
the USPIS (Inspection Service) is the least limited/regulated federal law agency in the United States, doing the least whilst ironically holding the most power.
@MAMA67
@MAMA67 7 жыл бұрын
"i want out, permanently." my new line whenever i want to cancel anything.
@elwoodhopkins
@elwoodhopkins 4 жыл бұрын
I had to get rough like that with Comcast when I moved to a place outside of their service area. They really DID NOT understand that I was trying to cancel service. Not change my address. Not upgrade my plan. Cancel it! I want out, permanently.
@Harshcore811
@Harshcore811 4 жыл бұрын
Mine too. Unfortunately I am so cheap and simple now that I have very little to cancel
@victortello6598
@victortello6598 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking up with my girlfriend: “I want out...permanently.”
@facedowngaming
@facedowngaming 4 жыл бұрын
I said those words to my ex earlier this year. She didn’t take it too well.
@BraydenDarrell
@BraydenDarrell 4 жыл бұрын
MAMA67 perfect
@hermanholmbergwike6494
@hermanholmbergwike6494 6 жыл бұрын
"Is everything alright here, postal employee Newman? It sounds so sinister, like the post office is some kind of cult or something.
@nothing578
@nothing578 4 жыл бұрын
More than you know hint -(contract law)
@jabroni336
@jabroni336 4 жыл бұрын
it is
@davidfisk6759
@davidfisk6759 4 жыл бұрын
It isn't?lol
@Pheonix8877
@Pheonix8877 4 жыл бұрын
No Thing care to elaborate?
@gmdwill
@gmdwill 4 жыл бұрын
Newman sounds more sinister when he says “Everything is all squared away?”
@mrnuke999
@mrnuke999 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t need mail, I have a computer.” “Ah ah ah. You didn’t say the magic word.”
@sidharthkumar5636
@sidharthkumar5636 3 жыл бұрын
They didn't make the mistake Hammond did. They paid him enough.
@uhtredsonofuhtred779
@uhtredsonofuhtred779 3 жыл бұрын
Somewhere, Samuel L Jackson is hating this hacker crap.
@SNGamiiing
@SNGamiiing 3 жыл бұрын
*jurassic park theme plays*
@arjungupta4288
@arjungupta4288 3 ай бұрын
I hate this hacker crap... John.. I can't get Jurassic park back online without nerdy
@nocturnalrecluse1216
@nocturnalrecluse1216 Ай бұрын
PUUULLLEEEAAASSSEE!!
@FusRoDah2
@FusRoDah2 4 жыл бұрын
The close up of Newmans face as he sweats always cracks me up.
@FusRoDah2
@FusRoDah2 4 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Esser "Getting pretty hot under these lights isn't it Jerry?" "Actually I'm quite comfortable"
@MrsKwan-fz6mf
@MrsKwan-fz6mf 4 жыл бұрын
Skyrim
@masterluisYTV
@masterluisYTV 4 жыл бұрын
weird jow they did it before spongebob or modern cartoons..in live action lol
@jeffcoat1959
@jeffcoat1959 4 жыл бұрын
Almost as if he was looking up Sharon Stone's skirt...
@animechic420
@animechic420 4 жыл бұрын
Frequently.
@mcbc4
@mcbc4 8 жыл бұрын
one of the best most under rated lines: "why don't you take your three hour break now"
@MyNamelsNotJohn
@MyNamelsNotJohn 8 жыл бұрын
Been laughing so much from just this line lately
@unbridledenthusiasm
@unbridledenthusiasm 7 жыл бұрын
That and "Postal Employee Newman" get me every time
@matthewhall889
@matthewhall889 7 жыл бұрын
I do not understand the funny
@robynhighart2026
@robynhighart2026 7 жыл бұрын
Please explain why it's funny. Are postal service employees considered lazy or as not having much to do?
@richardherndon9768
@richardherndon9768 7 жыл бұрын
All government workers are lazy.. That's why they can only work for the government duh
@planinskakucabaccara9636
@planinskakucabaccara9636 Жыл бұрын
I like how Newman seems to be the most all-around postal employee. He delivers mails, he drives the mail truck to other states, he works at the post office counter, he does investigations into mail fraud. A true warrior 🤣🤣🤣
@cmondontbekrasssy551
@cmondontbekrasssy551 Жыл бұрын
He also gets another round of strawberry for him and his friends!
@trixiemcfly8584
@trixiemcfly8584 Жыл бұрын
It would be ultra funny if he was also the union steward and filed a grievance every time he crossed crafts 😂
@cmondontbekrasssy551
@cmondontbekrasssy551 Жыл бұрын
LOL 😝🤣🤣🤣 Newman does everything. He also gets rid of problems too for a side job
@carlgustav945
@carlgustav945 10 ай бұрын
​@@cmondontbekrasssy551And he's an unknown poet, lol
@racefan1701
@racefan1701 2 ай бұрын
@@cmondontbekrasssy551 Pretty sure the actress here was the same in the yogurt shop with Newman in that episode.
@JimS870
@JimS870 12 жыл бұрын
I love how useless they make the postal service seem. 3 hour break, Newman doesn't work on rainy days, has a bunch of mail stashed in his storage closets hahaha
@drugsmadilla
@drugsmadilla 4 жыл бұрын
The USPS is useless. They lost 4 billion last year
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget they knew Newman was delivering the mail because too many people were getting the right mail.
@redacted5232
@redacted5232 4 жыл бұрын
@@drugsmadilla John oliver did a video about that a few weeks ago, basically the government crippled the way their own mail system earns money and so now they haven't made a profit since the laws they passed to do so
@drugsmadilla
@drugsmadilla 4 жыл бұрын
@@redacted5232 I believe it, the government does a terrible job at making things efficient and does a great job at wasting money.
@VinylUnboxings
@VinylUnboxings 4 жыл бұрын
@@drugsmadilla Your disdain for the public sector has blinded you. Instead of just believing it, look into the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act of 2006 (PAEA), which some have taken to calling "the most insane law" ever passed by Congress. The law requires the Postal Service, which receives no taxpayer subsidies, to prefund its retirees' health benefits up to the year 2056. This is a $5 billion per year cost; it is a requirement that no other entity, private or public, has to make. If that doesn't meet the definition of insanity, I don't know what does. Without this obligation, the Post Office actually turns a profit. Some have called this a "manufactured crisis." It's also significant that lots of companies benefit from a burden that makes the USPS less competitive; these same companies might also would benefit from full USPS privatization, a goal that has been pushed by several conservative think tanks for years. You should also look into "starving the beast". It's not the fault of the USPS if congress is going out of their way to make them look like they're hemorrhaging money when they wouldn't be on a level playing field. about.usps.com/news/national-releases/2018/pr18_093.htm
@EvilApple567
@EvilApple567 4 жыл бұрын
Wayne's acting is seriously phenomenal. Every single episode with any emphasis on him turns out one of the best scenes in the series.
@Dana-wq5tp
@Dana-wq5tp 3 жыл бұрын
He's a great comedic actor. Casting him was a brilliant move for the show.
@smarkmalark
@smarkmalark 2 жыл бұрын
Truly underrated. Was only every in a handful of successful movies and most people only remember him as the guy from Seinfeld. He really could have taken off
@RockSmithStudio
@RockSmithStudio 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I try to cancel a gym membership
@Cam-im8io
@Cam-im8io 4 жыл бұрын
Gyms are a rip off with stuck up sluts in leggings to look at, thats it
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 4 жыл бұрын
I heard from someone that has worked in many gyms to pay with a cashier's check/money order up front for either month to month or for one year in advance. If you give them your bank info/credit card, they will keep billing you even after you cancel.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 4 жыл бұрын
*I WANNA QUIT THE BANK!*
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 4 жыл бұрын
@@xYouthAttackx That's why Netflix/any internet service only accepts CC, it will auto bill you once you give the number. I never understood why you can't just pay it upfront once and either go once or have access for a month; then you just pay whenever you go. Guess it might be a Pandora box so I'll stay away.
@jamesahern9864
@jamesahern9864 4 жыл бұрын
I decided I will only join gyms that allow me to pay cash. If they can't handle that, f them.
@cherry_bombs3067
@cherry_bombs3067 3 жыл бұрын
“When you control the mail, you control... INFORMATION” -Best line by Newman
@M3raculus
@M3raculus 8 жыл бұрын
"But you don't know the half of what goes on here. *So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you..."* lol
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 7 жыл бұрын
"Is everything all right here, postal employee Newman?"
@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf
@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf 4 жыл бұрын
Wow y’all watched the vid too huh
@jakubfoltyn5550
@jakubfoltyn5550 4 жыл бұрын
in 20 minutes the place will be swum up by mailmen, we´ll be back on the streets by lunch
@petmycat2720
@petmycat2720 2 жыл бұрын
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf That's not a very Christian like comment... Maybe you should keep reading the scriptures. ******WWJD******
@MatrixDiscovery
@MatrixDiscovery 9 жыл бұрын
"Is everything alright here, postal employee Newman?"...LMAO!
@hipsterdoofus1026
@hipsterdoofus1026 8 жыл бұрын
+smasila Wayne Knight is so funny!!
@RickACG
@RickACG 7 жыл бұрын
This sounds so Agent Smith from The Matrix, doesn't it?
@KenPotter
@KenPotter 7 жыл бұрын
RickACG: GOOD CALL on the Agent Smith!
@steelyspielbergo
@steelyspielbergo 6 жыл бұрын
how is that funny? It's not even supposed to be funny
@MercenaryFox
@MercenaryFox 6 жыл бұрын
mike spence i agree, just quoted and added LMAO at the end. people are getting dumber by the day.
@shuarma0
@shuarma0 9 жыл бұрын
i want out, permanently !
@havok9001
@havok9001 4 жыл бұрын
when u going though a break up or friend a dick or so u say that line
@tamphex
@tamphex 4 жыл бұрын
@@havok9001 wtf
@Kanig94
@Kanig94 4 жыл бұрын
"OFCOURSE NOBODY NEEDS MAIL! See? Nobody cares"
@FirestormDDash
@FirestormDDash 4 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@DanielBuhler
@DanielBuhler 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't say the magic word!
@andreasv9472
@andreasv9472 4 жыл бұрын
@@DanielBuhler A a a!
@rhyswoodman6781
@rhyswoodman6781 3 жыл бұрын
"Dodgson, we got Dodgson here!"
@johnmurdock5710
@johnmurdock5710 3 жыл бұрын
No wonder you're extinct.
@kingraiderr
@kingraiderr 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to cancel my Facebook
@Peacemaker-96
@Peacemaker-96 4 жыл бұрын
@Stop my ego. no, once you learn to ignore it for a week, then you no longer want to look at it!
@adamsnell2088
@adamsnell2088 3 жыл бұрын
You have to go 90 days without logging in after confirming you want it deleted. It took me a few tries but its now gone forever lol
@TheUnknownHarbingers
@TheUnknownHarbingers 3 жыл бұрын
There's an app for that
@theace8502
@theace8502 3 жыл бұрын
Facebook: "Sure, how long do you want to take a break?" "No i want out, permanently"
@jiralishu
@jiralishu 3 жыл бұрын
@@lofilevelling7830 I never got in to facebook. I'm free as a bird.
@MichaelCasanovaMusic
@MichaelCasanovaMusic 9 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah, as long as I STOP GETTING MAIL!" hahahaha
@nicholassteeley1998
@nicholassteeley1998 8 жыл бұрын
why does he look around lol
@MichaelCasanovaMusic
@MichaelCasanovaMusic 8 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Steeley Who knows why Kramer does anything?
@OfficialAnarchyz
@OfficialAnarchyz 8 жыл бұрын
because he is supposedly shouting out that line to all the other people standing in the room, who should hear that and go with his idea too, which is exactly what Newman wouldn't want
@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 7 жыл бұрын
@MichaelCasanovaMusic Nice Mosrite in your profile pic.
@hasselett
@hasselett 7 жыл бұрын
MichaelCasanovaMusic That was a true Frank Costanza moment haha
@connerallen642
@connerallen642 4 жыл бұрын
This man's acting was on a whole nother level. A comedic legend in my opinion.
@heliosfag
@heliosfag 3 жыл бұрын
That's the magic of seinfeld
@SeanHoldenFilm
@SeanHoldenFilm 3 жыл бұрын
@@heliosfag he’s just as good if not better in 3rd rock from the sun!
@kstarnovagal6672
@kstarnovagal6672 3 жыл бұрын
He was also in the movie UHF before Seinfeld if you’re interested
@lokivato
@lokivato 3 жыл бұрын
not just your opinion. FACT Kramer, too. Even if he doesn't like BLM
@toooydoeur
@toooydoeur 3 жыл бұрын
@@lokivato who tf cares
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 3 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you take your three hour break." That's one of those lines that's not that funny on paper but, if delivered right, is hilarious. XD
@atagamedev
@atagamedev 9 ай бұрын
Dude I forgot this line and didnt watch the video yet, so I LOLed even reading
@sbeckett91
@sbeckett91 8 жыл бұрын
The way Newman's boss acts makes me believe that this kind of thing happens with Newman all the time...
@alexgallagher4594
@alexgallagher4594 3 жыл бұрын
That's tucker carlson
@GoodNewsJim
@GoodNewsJim 3 жыл бұрын
Wayne Knight gonna be scrubbing out the mail trucks in the middle of summer at noon again until he's retrained.
@FireLordJohn3191
@FireLordJohn3191 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexgallagher4594 nah.
@obaidCarkey
@obaidCarkey 12 жыл бұрын
"" he who controls the mail, controls...........INFORMATION!""
@stevefowler2112
@stevefowler2112 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@danielgreenleaf
@danielgreenleaf 3 жыл бұрын
Haha more like the media in reality
@JimmyBoy9878
@JimmyBoy9878 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielgreenleaf *any.
@hellenicboi14
@hellenicboi14 3 жыл бұрын
This is a 9 year old comment you hooligans. Stop tampering with historical artifacts!
@jaredjenkins99
@jaredjenkins99 3 жыл бұрын
@@hellenicboi14 IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
@sjb7183
@sjb7183 4 жыл бұрын
Post man was like "Ah Ah Ah, you didn't say the magic word"
@ChaotiX1
@ChaotiX1 4 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up 😂
@MarklarRavencrest
@MarklarRavencrest 4 жыл бұрын
Clever girl
@edgarbanuelos6472
@edgarbanuelos6472 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE!!! NOT WITH THIS HACKER CRAP!!!
@hummingbirdcity
@hummingbirdcity 4 жыл бұрын
See? Nobody cares.
@vigolovesyou
@vigolovesyou 4 жыл бұрын
Hold on to your butts
@vacant4
@vacant4 4 жыл бұрын
The close-up of Newman's face being slowly dismayed kills me every time
@ConstantChinner
@ConstantChinner 10 жыл бұрын
Why don't you take your three hour break? LOL
@MARTINADBA1980
@MARTINADBA1980 7 жыл бұрын
I keep guessing when will we get these damn breaks? lol
@agiftedrighterdotcom
@agiftedrighterdotcom 7 жыл бұрын
MassimoPiai it was meant for the audience. It doesn't matter the position of the character that's delivering it. But if it makes you happy to weave logical theories that support the idea of racist intent then be my guest. I will not argue.
@metcard
@metcard 7 жыл бұрын
Savage!
@01230456078901230
@01230456078901230 7 жыл бұрын
Nobody did ask you though did they.
@wuliwei6939
@wuliwei6939 7 жыл бұрын
I thought that was sexist
@MrAitraining
@MrAitraining 7 жыл бұрын
"postal employee newman" lol
@memorymix8884
@memorymix8884 6 жыл бұрын
The closeup on Newman's face had me rolling
@adammalkovich187
@adammalkovich187 7 жыл бұрын
Proof that it only takes 59 seconds to cheer someone up.
@theWn123
@theWn123 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Newman’s telling everyone to calm down as if anyone was freaking out about Kramer canceling his mail
@mophead0766
@mophead0766 4 жыл бұрын
What a strange time to see this pop up in my reccomended
@kikia6611
@kikia6611 4 жыл бұрын
Right??
@TheNeverposts
@TheNeverposts 8 жыл бұрын
"Tell the world my story"
@MrMauidiver
@MrMauidiver 4 жыл бұрын
Do you know why the price of a stamp keeps going up? So they can buy more “next window” signs.
@westsidewil
@westsidewil 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll handle this Violet, why don’t you take your 3 hour break.” 😅😅😅
@saida103
@saida103 3 жыл бұрын
0:59 - the face of a broken man
@clhound
@clhound 8 жыл бұрын
We're blind to their tyranny.
@fromthehaven94
@fromthehaven94 8 жыл бұрын
So why aren't you wearing the bucket?
@clhound
@clhound 8 жыл бұрын
Move along Betty!
@pandahsykes602
@pandahsykes602 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Newman gets incredibly scared when he’s realize Kramer isn’t a sheeple
@eavyeavy2864
@eavyeavy2864 4 жыл бұрын
You are sleepwalking
@ouroborosnagyok9306
@ouroborosnagyok9306 4 жыл бұрын
sheeple ew word
@icyycold1094
@icyycold1094 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever unironically uses words like "sheeple" "snowflake" and all the conservative mumbo jumbo, are all mentally handicapped.
@adamsnell2088
@adamsnell2088 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever ironically calls people mentally handicapped for their choice of words are the ones who are probably mentally handicapped
@icyycold1094
@icyycold1094 3 жыл бұрын
@@albino_gringo1912 people who call others snowflakes are more likely to get triggered quite easily. They are also likely to use the word sheeple, which is just a sign for how stupid you are.
@Kruppt808
@Kruppt808 7 жыл бұрын
I just take the mail they give me, I don't want no trouble.
@sokarII
@sokarII 7 жыл бұрын
Kruppt808 in dealing with the government, not being assaulted or robbed is about the best you can ask for. Hilarious comment!
@janetgray2184
@janetgray2184 3 жыл бұрын
yup yup yup
@moofymoo
@moofymoo 3 жыл бұрын
next to mailbox we have a box for maculature.. think green!
@MISTERFANCYPANTS1000
@MISTERFANCYPANTS1000 10 жыл бұрын
0:25 Newman's sweating it out, LOL.
@MISTERFANCYPANTS1000
@MISTERFANCYPANTS1000 10 жыл бұрын
Holograms?
@conscious-typeperson4583
@conscious-typeperson4583 7 жыл бұрын
It's the kung pao! Newman likes his chicken spicy.
@gibberconfirm166
@gibberconfirm166 6 жыл бұрын
Best detail of this bit. Somehow there's an implied postal conspiracy Kramer is exposing. "JUST WALK AWAY."
@world-traveler880
@world-traveler880 6 жыл бұрын
It's hot under these lights, ehh Seinfeld?
@Chrisstian111
@Chrisstian111 6 жыл бұрын
Actually I'm quite comfortable. :)
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 9 жыл бұрын
The mail service in germany is on strike for about a month now. This clip sums it all up.
@yannick245
@yannick245 8 жыл бұрын
+Blister Monde I've been getting all my mail.
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 8 жыл бұрын
yannick245 Good for you.
@Tsumami__
@Tsumami__ 6 жыл бұрын
Tygur Masscotter why is that surprising
@huntzkush
@huntzkush 6 жыл бұрын
Mark McElroy Does Germany even have a union?
@TadRaunch
@TadRaunch 4 жыл бұрын
Care for a bit of the old "in-out-in-out"?
@Jackie89000
@Jackie89000 4 жыл бұрын
As a former mailman, what they say is true. No one needs mail. We stay afloat off junk mail and shipping companies paying us to deliver their crap for them. Never had anyone try to cancel their mail though.
@ekklesiast
@ekklesiast Жыл бұрын
is it possible to cancel your mail?
@Jackie89000
@Jackie89000 Жыл бұрын
@@ekklesiast Most likely not as that is how the government will be sending your draft notice if there's a war.
@vitalityfox
@vitalityfox Жыл бұрын
@Jackie89000 you could just rent an apartment, change your address and then never update your address that way anyone who is looking for you will not find you.
@Jackie89000
@Jackie89000 Жыл бұрын
@@vitalityfox If the feds want to find you, they'll find you.
@MrAssfucker11
@MrAssfucker11 10 жыл бұрын
AS LONG AS I STOP GETTING MAIL!!!!!
@a.t.3192
@a.t.3192 6 жыл бұрын
"Of course nobody needs mail. You think you're so clever figuring that one out? But you don't know the half of what goes on here. So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you." 😂😂👏👏👌👌 Thank you, Larry David
@CptSchmidt
@CptSchmidt 4 жыл бұрын
This recommendation couldn't be more relevant than now. Especially the "take your three hour break" on election night part.
@robertk2007
@robertk2007 8 жыл бұрын
Take your 3 hour break
@charlesearle8414
@charlesearle8414 7 жыл бұрын
"But you don't know the half of what goes on here..."
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 6 жыл бұрын
"...so just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you".
@julian.castro18
@julian.castro18 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes, we've all seen the clip, you don't need to quote it right bellow it"
@noelanderson969
@noelanderson969 8 жыл бұрын
Just walk away Kramer... I beg of you!
@DEthe5150
@DEthe5150 7 жыл бұрын
Is everything all right here, postal employee Newman?
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 9 ай бұрын
"I WANNA QUIT THE MAIL!"
@devilmancrybaby2101
@devilmancrybaby2101 3 жыл бұрын
Newman “ I’ll handle this Violet, why don’t you take your 3hr break” 🤣🤣 💀
@cliffchambliss
@cliffchambliss 4 жыл бұрын
Is actor playing Newman's boss here the same man that played the pilot who was in the audience at one of Jerry's shows, causing Jerry to freak out?
@mikedavis3125
@mikedavis3125 4 жыл бұрын
He also looks like George’s boss who says “if you’re one of us, you’ll take a bite...”
@daleva187goligo
@daleva187goligo 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikedavis3125 no, that was a black guy who said that
@saucers5610
@saucers5610 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t Newman the guy from Jurassic park who stole the DNA samples? Dennis Nedry right?
@SkanDogVids
@SkanDogVids 4 жыл бұрын
@@saucers5610 Yup was reading comments to see if I was the only one who noticed lol
@cliffchambliss
@cliffchambliss 4 жыл бұрын
@@saucers5610 For a long time (before the internet) I thought maybe he also played Flounder in Animal house but that was the late Stephen Furst
@stephengreico2810
@stephengreico2810 4 жыл бұрын
“Then shouldn’t you be the one wearing the bucket?”
@jouhanneus
@jouhanneus 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Greico Yea, move along, Betty.
@stephengreico2810
@stephengreico2810 4 жыл бұрын
J. Dahl 🤣🤣🤣 ur the man
@AgentSmith911
@AgentSmith911 3 жыл бұрын
This is extra funny to me because I recently moved to a mew apartment, and I called the post office and said I wanted to cancel my mail. Permanently. The mail guy told me I couldn't do that and that I would still occasionally get bills and letters by mail 😄
@elwoodhosking6223
@elwoodhosking6223 3 жыл бұрын
I wrote an essay on the USPS last week and I get this recommended. I'd like to have a conversation with the FBI agent watching me.
@ram89572
@ram89572 3 жыл бұрын
An essay on the USPS you say? I can't insure why one would write one, but as a mail carrier myself I am intrigued
@nickh7962
@nickh7962 6 жыл бұрын
"postal employee Newman." I'm dying 😂😂
@albundy6008
@albundy6008 8 жыл бұрын
I would like to cancel the tons of junk mail I get every day.
@RedWizrobe
@RedWizrobe 8 жыл бұрын
Well, there really is _no_ junk mail. Everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card but it requires just as much manpower to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards-
@albundy6008
@albundy6008 8 жыл бұрын
AutobotsInferior all the advertisements I get that I didn't ask for ARE junk mail.
@morgan8757
@morgan8757 8 жыл бұрын
so would I
@desisarod
@desisarod 7 жыл бұрын
is also bad for the environment
@raunorapyla7811
@raunorapyla7811 7 жыл бұрын
In Finland we have a solution for that. People that don't want ads or other junk mail can simply put a "no ads" sticker next to their mail slot/box. Simple and easy. A problem still remains though, ads from kebab joints. They ignore the stickers but it still cuts the amount of junk mail drastically.
@akkitty22
@akkitty22 4 жыл бұрын
When your faith is stronger each day, but bills keep coming. Thank you Kramer
@Mrius86
@Mrius86 7 жыл бұрын
Pretty soon this place will be flooding with mailmen. We'll be out on the streets by noon.
@takewithfood
@takewithfood 4 жыл бұрын
"Jerry, the whole building is brick."
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
@JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 жыл бұрын
This episode is one of the best they ever did! Like some kind of X-Files episode about the Post Office!
@Ultimatelocke
@Ultimatelocke 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I can understand why Dennis Nedry wanted to sell all those dinosaur embryos to InGen. He didn't want to work at the post office anymore.
@NGMonocrom
@NGMonocrom 4 жыл бұрын
Once in awhile, the show was ahead of its time.
@lisajack5108
@lisajack5108 3 жыл бұрын
"Why wouldn't you take the three hours break" 😂😂😂
@KieranIsHome
@KieranIsHome 2 жыл бұрын
Just noticed Newman mentions a 3 hour break here, and then during that episode with the birthday wishes, it's discussed with the other mailmen they have to get back to work in 3 hours. Surely planned, yeah?
@Evilokami
@Evilokami 4 жыл бұрын
My dad works at the post office. That three hour break isn't a joke, some people can just get to do that.
@JamesHoffa1
@JamesHoffa1 Жыл бұрын
@@wb8315 You're lame as hell. Boring wage slave
@masterzombie161
@masterzombie161 2 ай бұрын
I like how Newman is just there waiting till someone comes around in case someone wants to cancel their mail, and then his higher up comes around the corner lol
@FlintSparkedStudios
@FlintSparkedStudios 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe in 2018 this is still completely relevant hahaha
@Giggiyygoo
@Giggiyygoo 3 жыл бұрын
I empty out my mailbox every 3 weeks or so. Goes right from the box into the garbage. Never even makes it into the house.
@ram89572
@ram89572 3 жыл бұрын
Well if you don't get any packages delivered by the post office you could always just take your box down entirely. We do have customers that do that. Just don't expect us to bring you a package if one comes. We also deal with customers who take down boxes knowing they order a metric crap ton of Amazon
@stevenjimmy7106
@stevenjimmy7106 3 жыл бұрын
A show like this couldn’t exist now. Product of its time. Classic
@04dram04
@04dram04 7 жыл бұрын
its amazing how relevant this scene still is.
@the406seadonkey6
@the406seadonkey6 3 жыл бұрын
How? The U.S. Postal Service was trying to be defunded to rig an election and suppress votes in 2020. This scene is simply making fun of the U.S. Postal Service. What the Republicans pulled only lended credence to how important the USPS actually is. Maybe I'm missing your intent with your comment.
@AlexKS1992
@AlexKS1992 Жыл бұрын
@@the406seadonkey6 FJB
@the406seadonkey6
@the406seadonkey6 Жыл бұрын
@@AlexKS1992 Whatever that means, okay.
@JamesHoffa1
@JamesHoffa1 Жыл бұрын
@@the406seadonkey6 Idiot
@AmonAmarthFan609
@AmonAmarthFan609 3 жыл бұрын
The 20th century equivalent of changing your email address
@gibberconfirm166
@gibberconfirm166 10 жыл бұрын
Just saw the mailman coming and got a sick feeling in my stomach, had to look this up. "I WANT OUT."
@mernky3562
@mernky3562 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recommended 10 YEARS later
@jacknedry3925
@jacknedry3925 4 жыл бұрын
Right? YT 2010: *person watches Seinfeld clips* YT: lets recommend other clips YT 2020: *person watches something COMPLETELY different* YT: HEY! LOOK! ISN’T THIS NEAT?!?!???
@blakfloyd
@blakfloyd 4 жыл бұрын
Why would youtube only recommend new stuff as opposed to good stuff regardless of age?
@TwiliPri1
@TwiliPri1 11 жыл бұрын
Kramer's description of emails and how no one NEEDS mail was the perfect description of the future... .today!
@spderman123
@spderman123 4 жыл бұрын
kramer is a time traveler
@tomservo9254
@tomservo9254 4 жыл бұрын
ironically we're more reliant on the postal service now than we ever have been on account of online shopping
@deepthinkerpoet
@deepthinkerpoet 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, but I work for a bank and there is still a lot of mail. 👀
@Silwine79
@Silwine79 4 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was always ahead of its time
@NANLIT90
@NANLIT90 4 жыл бұрын
And as for bills, you set up email notifications and auto payments.
@nicholassteeley1998
@nicholassteeley1998 8 жыл бұрын
0:05 the joker bruh
@wilsonjenkins1898
@wilsonjenkins1898 4 жыл бұрын
“Is everything alright here postal employee Newman” reminds me of Mr Smith from the Matrix
@paulsaulpaul
@paulsaulpaul Ай бұрын
I canceled my mail by not setting up a forwarding address when I moved. Piece of cake.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Ай бұрын
My man beat the system. Kramer would be proud
@neilkurzman4907
@neilkurzman4907 Ай бұрын
And you haven’t received any junk mail since
@tastethejace
@tastethejace 4 жыл бұрын
"I want out. Permanently."
@thetokutickler
@thetokutickler Ай бұрын
People trying to cancel their Adobe creative cloud subscriptions be like
@BruceLeigh-eu3wm
@BruceLeigh-eu3wm 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Richards in Seinfeld consistently delivered great comedic performances however Wayne Knight was extremely funny. I love him in this scene.
@HARBRINGERZERO
@HARBRINGERZERO 2 ай бұрын
Hearing about that 3 hour break as a kid made me want to be a postal worker for a little while.
@ShasOSwoll
@ShasOSwoll 2 ай бұрын
"What about your bills?" "The Bank can pay 'em" B A S E D
@scsmith4604
@scsmith4604 4 жыл бұрын
There is a lot of truth to this and quite ironic knowing what we know now.
@ardalla535
@ardalla535 6 жыл бұрын
"Is there a problem here, future ex-postal employee Newman?"
@GhostofTradition
@GhostofTradition 7 жыл бұрын
"of course nobody neeeds mail"
@HeWearsGlasses
@HeWearsGlasses 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I started cracking up when I heard "go ahead and take your 3 hour break" because I'm literally on my 3 and a half hour break.... 😂😂😂
@Jaminsongunner
@Jaminsongunner 2 ай бұрын
When numan is scared You know somethings up
@AndreTheDragon
@AndreTheDragon 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to cancel my mail 2M People : Interesting
@RedmayneDeadmayne
@RedmayneDeadmayne 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Newman asks about bills, Kramer states the bank can pay them and Newman just moves on to cards and letters as if he was like "oh yeah the bank would pay them"
@kingraiderr
@kingraiderr 6 жыл бұрын
This could be Facebook.
@TheShachattack13
@TheShachattack13 3 жыл бұрын
This is as good a sitcom acting that you’re ever going to see
@CogensFamilyTV
@CogensFamilyTV Жыл бұрын
It'd have been funny if the Postal boss who asks Newman if everything is ok, heard Kramer say he wants out permanently, and he responds in an innocuous, yet with a tinge of mafioso..."I think we can accommodate you Mr. Hoff...I mean Kramer".
@rishabhtripathi7262
@rishabhtripathi7262 3 жыл бұрын
Who else got this recommended 11 years later out of nowhere.
@gregh7457
@gregh7457 3 жыл бұрын
the algorythm sensed i needed a good laugh
@fulltimeslackerii8229
@fulltimeslackerii8229 3 жыл бұрын
Who cares. Just shut up and watch
@justmewood8818
@justmewood8818 3 жыл бұрын
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 damn dude...
@mattgallagherVO
@mattgallagherVO 3 жыл бұрын
@jr2280
@jr2280 6 жыл бұрын
0:26 when someone starts to look through my internet history.
@stevespyder
@stevespyder 4 жыл бұрын
just have your mail forwarded to a non-existent address, it will end up going back and forth a few times before they catch on...
@natalie6117
@natalie6117 2 ай бұрын
Kramer had no idea how bad it would get in 2024!!! He probably got 3 pieces of mail per day back in the 90s. Now you get 3 per minutes. 😭😭
@hlf_coder6272
@hlf_coder6272 4 жыл бұрын
I would totally opt out of the USPS. It would take too long to explain, but you wouldn't believe the damn headaches I've had because of their overwhelming incompetence. It's truly unbelievable. They're a testament to the inherent idiocy of government bureaucracies.
@kvn8907
@kvn8907 7 жыл бұрын
Call me old fashioned, but I like to get a paper copy of PC Gamer and Popular Science.
@Harshcore811
@Harshcore811 14 жыл бұрын
Larry David had a serious beef with the Postal Service.
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 6 жыл бұрын
Harshcore811 And telemarketers too.
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty much everyone.
@isaaccameron7852
@isaaccameron7852 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bubbles99718 lol
@tmt393
@tmt393 12 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how a harmless Seinfeld clip can spark a huge political debate via comments on youtube. Can't we all just learn to get along and enjoy the hilarity that is Seinfeld?
@jays0909
@jays0909 6 жыл бұрын
Genius writing and episode ideas
@BlamoStramo
@BlamoStramo 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way it cuts to newman's face when he's listing the alternatives
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