I decided to speedrun Raft Wars and was barely able to keep my sanity

[@Chessete]

They went from fighting their neighbors to every tribe in ancient history

[@PianoHypnoshroom]

Oh shit it's the Ace Attorney guy!

[@rexjolles]

Oh shit it's the naruto guy

[@antoniomassaro8952]

Oh shit... ...I spilled my coffee on my pants.

[@auctacius3683]

Oh shit i shit!

[@tihs402]

oh shit I shit on my toilet

[@nuggus]

This unlocked a memory I didn't know I had

[@HaventSleptIn30Years]

Tru

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

Same :’3

[@jacob1514]

Saanmne

[@harryfrikenbomb8601]

I played it on FRIV Edit: its sad i can't go back and look at those games because it took flash :(

[@HaventSleptIn30Years]

Played it on flash adobe

[@PseudoLlama]

"This is worse than what the pirates were doing" Right. Getting shot with a cannonball is so much better than getting an axe thrown at you

[@shinobix4925]

I think he was implying that Vikings were worse at their goal

[@UnicornstalkRGaming]

Yeah, something that sunk actual ships and were used to devastate masses of infantry... Nah, that shit weak my guy. Gotta use an axe.

[@mubbisdkthegodofdeadmemes833]

Yeah i'm scandinavian and pirates aint' got shit on axes

[@qualityatmosphere]

its kinda the same thing

[@waffler-yz3gw]

those are just little black rubber balls

[@SmoothOperator739]

The memories are flooding back. A biblical flood.

[@user-yy2pg4bt9d]

same. seeing the thumbnail gave me whiplash. its been a thousand years...

[@con.421]

Like, this is so true.

[@nicolaspl5020]

I have some memory's of me and my brother siting on the family laptop playing this

[@chenterr103]

Undertale reference?

[@moffey3399]

Who else was using cool math games

[@BovineDesigns]

Oh man I remember thinking the parent twist was so tragic as a kid.

[@micropens]

I never made it so far.

[@solaire67]

I was betrayed, I thought they loved me... My 6 year old brain shrunk in pain. And then years later I found out you can upgrade the rafts.

[@damienfinnegan8272]

@@solaire67 It must of been like "why did they kidnap this random kid"

[@rexjolles]

I never got that far

[@ugly717]

@★ Froggie Animation ★ there was a part 2??

[@DZMoops]

The parents' betrayal was the biggest plot twist of my childhood

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Same.

[@simonlong4718]

true lol

[@pumpkinthethird]

Sadly I never beat the game 😢

[@sapphireblue4031]

I never got to that point whoops

[@lebollsong]

@@pumpkinthethird same mate

[@stephenh2319]

The sound of "swimming with the fishes" still haunts me to this day

[@bobpobcf9723]

Hit me baby one more time

[@harrisonmoore3841]

“I never saw it coming” “See you later” “Bulls-eye!” “You missed!” “Nice shot!”

[@greatwavefan397]

@@bobpobcf9723 His ears are too young for Britney Spears

[@nekoboy-1358]

Same..

[@alexwilliams6492]

Omg the nostalgia, the amount of days spent playing these games almost forgotten. Thank you

[@landomt8138]

I never beat this game in elementary school, went back and did it recently and felt like a boss

[@164-j6q]

I did took me 45 min i didn't beat the second one tho

[@rexjolles]

@acidic oreo my school didn't have chromebooks, they had first gen shitty macbooks

[@164-j6q]

@@rexjolles lol lenovo's are worse

[@rexjolles]

@@164-j6q and my school had iMac's with burnt in screens lmao

[@164-j6q]

@@rexjolles tf how did they even work ?

[@kingcc9999]

I like how the brothers randomly adopt a black kid at some point in their mission.

[@justsomeplantcells-]

Upgrades, people upgrades. But In the second game, the upgrade will also get you a wheelchair old man as well

[@justsomeplantcells-]

@@simonsoupshark8009 no, the story is about where the kids found diamonds. But the place they buried it was occupied by someone else. So they had to fight them to get them back.

[@maga6403]

Adopt is funny word for enslave

[@tbhyv2]

You mean the dog :j

[@dirtydan9785]

@@maga6403 no.

[@sunsunmoon8385]

“A game where grown adults beat up a child for their diamond” Just like real life

[@rbxless]

I don't know what reality you live in, but that doesn't happen often, I think.

[@drinksommilkboi9870]

M I m e c r a f t

[@ilychan3580]

@@rbxless Africa would like a word

[@rbxless]

@@ilychan3580 Well, children are exploited to get diamond, but they don't own the diamond

[@rbxless]

@@ilychan3580 So technically it's worse

[@DexOfOne]

"How did he live on so little health" practically summarizes the game.

[@monke3387]

Indeed, I completed literally everything in the game and the times that the low health thing happened were like 50 or more.

[@explosivediarrhoea4336]

@@monke3387 hello fellow monke

[@monke3387]

@@explosivediarrhoea4336 Hello sir with explosive diarrhoea, Do you have the yellos boomerangs?

[@ComicBoy750]

Petition for Eazy Speezy to speed run The Impossible Quiz.

[@calindarul]

Yes

[@EchoTheSound0202]

Yes

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@aguynameddonto3823]

@@idkanameforthis No.

[@adamel-sawaf4045]

YESSSSS HE HAS TO DO ITT

[@grizzfan12]

Eazy’s lesson of the day: murder is poggers

[@yuxintian7500]

'just killed a woman, feelin' good'

[@jayblueguy9932]

I hope you're joking

[@Seopy]

*POG*

[@FriskyD.]

He's right

[@alyzanyam5734]

@@yuxintian7500 - Tommyinit

[@devinplaysstuff2618]

I was obsessed with this game when I was 5, and I could never beat it

[@mrayrick7631]

Same

[@son5658]

woah trash aim i guess

[@albanskigangster]

I actually beat it when I was.....maybe 10.........or something around it

[@Future_Doggo]

Those gangster dudes with the explosive shells were dark souls level

[@DrMan-nh3bg]

I beat it when i was somewhere around 5

[@MCFawful]

“I don’t feel like dealing with these city gangsters so I’m just gonna hit them with a rocket launcher” MERICA

[@deadassbird3763]

MERICA

[@necreiP]

FUCK YEAH

[@yuumiyuki]

MURICA MY MAN

[@Trap-chan750]

murica

[@k.Kayzen]

AMERIC

[@ezramowery2003]

6:24 "Now we have to be really precise with this" *goes over everything*

[@guythat779]

"our parents turn out to be evil" woah spoilers *Feels the pain of never finishing the game*

[@lukenite0714]

I feel your pain dude... I feel it

[@guythat779]

@@lukenite0714 my man :'/

[@thatguy8777]

@@guythat779 dude, same

[@sneakyratsniper]

guess i was just a g a m e r because i managed to finish it after a while because i definitely remember the parents betraying us and then beating the game

[@guythat779]

@@sneakyratsniper im sorry for dissapointing you again dad

[@juliewinchester1488]

"Now we gotta be really precise with this" _completely fucking whiffs it_

[@cameronknowles6267]

What does that mean lol

[@juliewinchester1488]

@@cameronknowles6267 what do you mean?

[@silverwings1954]

@@cameronknowles6267 whiff means to miss badly

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@poo5253]

@@idkanameforthis shut up bro stop tryna act like that other dude on yt

[@Slimely]

"I decided to speedrun Raft Wars and was barely able to keep my sanity" description: *Angry Birds*

[@derpshirts8493]

💀

[@ytawesomegaming3216]

lmao I just noticed that

[@HeenaPatel253]

LMAO

[@Konkov]

Lmao same game I just realized

[@hedgehoggamer5816]

Haha! XD

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I love how this guy is speed running all the best games I used to play as a kid!

[@eukaryoticribosome7867]

I didnt know a jedi had time to play games

[@TempestMaximus]

Best game I played when I was in mid elementary

[@chrismoore6668]

@@TempestMaximus same.

[@andyvassileff6592]

@@eukaryoticribosome7867 I didn't know super saiyan's had much time either.

[@aaron7442]

Same

[@ComDenox]

"They captured our parents, so we can finally use grenades now" Mmh, I have some questions

[@clintonanderson7436]

Didn't your mama always say grenades are for emergencies only?

[@tfrrandomcontent1106]

@@clintonanderson7436 American moment American moment

[@eggeggington606]

@@tfrrandomcontent1106 USA! USA! USA!

[@rockyfromtpot7346]

Me a Canadian: what the hell are they doing over there?

[@alex2005z]

As long as their parents arent dead, they arent orphans, so they get to live

[@cistic]

Why do you dare remind me of our coolmath memories.

[@jamiegreenberg8476]

@Lisa Bartholomew cool math converted a good chunk of their games into html but obvi not all of them and some other websites and people have also done that

[@Ugh718]

@Lisa Bartholomew So I'm presuming u also haven't heard about flashpoint huh?Lol.Like seriously tho:How many freaking people haven't heard of the flash preservation movement using flashpoint XD

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@ibez-unitytutorials4531]

Every 2000's kid: "N O S T A L G I A !"

I didn't even know the name of this game 😂. Buy nostalgia

[@Ruich]

Mhm

[@dootanimations1687]

Damn, I remember this so bad

[@CRAZY-M6641]

I mean it is

[@theirishpotato6588]

Yes.

[@adeelsumar3721]

6:24 "So now we have to be really precise with this..." **Misses completely**

[@memeking6963]

Him: just do a jumpcut and nobody will notice

[@cofficialc]

F

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@auride0]

Everytime someone says "He's speedrunning the [n]th grade" I imagine a child cussing at a teacher and getting expelled from school within seconds with a speedrun timer

[@saltmemes]

cussed at my 5th and 6th grade teacher, for some reason i didnt get expelled

[@box25o41]

Cus percent

[@dihydrogenmonoxide6748]

Let n be 3

[@zgau0817]

Why would u get expelled

[@Pureony]

Chinese schools are strict, I can confirm

[@MijitMeister]

Who else remembers when you were given time to play on the computers at school, you play this game and you had to speed run it anyway before the lesson ended lmao.

[@TechSupportDave]

oh yes. speedrunning games was a MUST when it came to playing games in class. I think I even got a wr once on this really unpopular crappy miniclip game.

[@MijitMeister]

@@TechSupportDave true lmao, that was like me when trying to speedrun a game called "run".

[@thepizza2472]

Good ol' times

[@orphanjustbekos5843]

ya this along with electric man and run ninja run lol

[@ryry6319]

Can’t relate

[@Neguslolman]

OMG I remember playing this game as a little kid NOSTALGIA

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

Yes🗿

[@jennie8054]

Same here, but then my school teachers wouldnt let us play it because it has a curse word in it. But I would still play it at home 😎

[@nanaboo12able]

Y e s. B o I

[@beybladewithpeople4591]

Ok “kinderpinquin 69”

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@Xizilqou]

The best type of speedrunning is done in games not intended for speedrunning.

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

🗿

[@Littlespree5302]

Skyrim?

[@marinduquenongcaviteno68]

How about a multiplayer game?

[@hvyjanni2901]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXrUi2WcqZ5jas0

[@purungo]

Most of the popular speedrunning games nowadays weren't made with the intent of being beaten as fast as possible, so...

[@brickabang]

“A game where a bunch of grown adults try to beat up a child, just so they could steal his diamonds” You just described Minecraft Survival Multiplayer in a sentence

[@jetrothebadomen9483]

I used to play this game a lot in my child hood. Ah the memories

[@Akky_08]

After the duck games, I was wondering when this one was coming, one of my childhood favourites.

[@jumbotabby]

I remember playing this in class, I must have been 10 or so. Those days seem very far away now, they were so simple. Can't help but miss them, thank you for making me smile.

[@PhineasOyna]

“A bunch of adults beat up a child” So basically Technoblade

[@b0tty18]

Technoblade fans rise up

[@AdminDestroyer1]

“Murder Children” -Sun Tzu

[@Dan-do2pl]

Well no he's an orphan obliterater

[@silliercrayon9588]

So is Technoblade the child or the adult

[@PhineasOyna]

@@silliercrayon9588 Techno is the 21 year old Minecraft player, and he stabs the orphans

[@youtoozgoldie]

This game is such a classic. I remember playing this on CoolMathGames

[@melodyparker3485]

Me too.

[@melancholiclonging8641]

Yep lol!

[@user-es9zg5kx2i]

"our parents turned out to me evil" Me whose never finished the game cuz lunch break was too short 😮😮

[@RndmFndm103]

IKR?!

[@verbaldiarrhoea1180]

Didn't you have a Computer at home?

[@user-es9zg5kx2i]

@@verbaldiarrhoea1180 yes but it didn't save the progress for some reason

[@turgutanbarllar1246]

Drinking challange: Take a shot whenever he says “precisely”

[@trevorphilips8504]

Tintin

[@cosmicblob8799]

r/comedyheaven

[@sanctifiedsuccubus2562]

He said it right as I read this...

[@tseye2478]

@@cosmicblob8799 no

[@ijemand5672]

challenge*

[@pete1318]

When EZ said " I swear" near the end of this run, that came straight from a place of malice

[@shinobix4925]

Imagine saving your parents and then having to fight them to the death

[@theodoric7335]

why was TheeSizzler in the leaderboards lmao, he's a top minecraft speedrunner

[@Igvm]

This was very confusing

[@alex2005z]

He is just a good speedrunner overall. Maybe he likes this game and felt like speedrunning

[@jelly5rinm679]

That was 4 years ago.. soo... Yea that makes sense

[@Krakiolit]

Maybe he just speedruns kids’ games

[@alex2005z]

@@Krakiolit what defines a kids game?

[@UrbemHabitant]

Game: Raft Wars. In the description: Angry Birds.

[@bruhthecommenter1664]

yeah they're now the same game

[@AlphaSkyRaider]

My friend just messaged me today asking if I had the world record speed run in Raft Wars. I said yes and asked him how even knew about it. That's how I found out about this video. PS: The speedrun video I made was uploaded on a throwaway account I barely use.

[@saulogomez4572]

Bro pls share the link

[@AlphaSkyRaider]

@@saulogomez4572 The link is in this video's description.

[@saulogomez4572]

@@AlphaSkyRaider legend;o

[@duraab27]

Pin this comment

[@yourlordandsaviorarceus8048]

Holy shit, I haven't seen you since you used to be alphaskyraider before switching to Charizard

[@angeliccat374]

*Me noticing how the titles are slowly expressing the depreciation of this man’s brain cells.* Keep it up! Poggggg.

[@Lootae]

Game about adults literally trying to kill a baby. KZbin: Angry Birds

[@Ugh718]

Lol wait is that really what u put into youtube search lmao XD

[@Lootae]

@@Ugh718 the game in the description says angry birds

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@LonelyWizbot1134]

@@idkanameforthis no

[@Yadobler]

if you're wondering, the Game is set by the uploader, not yt, when uploading the video and setting the details, captions, annotations, etc

[@abdalmuhsin393]

Baby brother this whole time like: 🧢 “Hit me baby one more time” 😎

[@SammyTheOrange]

ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS SIMON!!!!1111!111!111!!!!!!!11

[@popycorn300]

while his brother gets smacked in the face by a turtle bomb

[@janeksamuel]

8:49

[@janeksamuel]

8:5

[@notflxme6909]

we really did all have the same childhood..

[@deweshgoenka6111]

Yes pretty much

[@unwantedmilk4143]

Playing this and other games on miniclip was what I did for years

[@shokranhaidari1842]

Ikr

[@lilducko]

Raft Wars was one of my favorite games, this brings back so many memories

[@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594]

The only thing I remember is that I was AWFUL at this game. **sigh** back to Papa's Freezeria it is 😔

[@Hawishh]

I played this with my brothers, and each one of us would control one character. I always played the blue shorts tan kid. I'm personally a blue pants kid main.

[@twinkiesenpai6900]

"Instead we care about all the murder we are going to do" -EasySpeezy 2021

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@dogwithawitchhat]

I played this so much as a kid goddamn nostalgia

[@UroSenpai]

6:25 “now we have to be really precise with this” proceeds to miss*💀

[@hattyhat261]

“For today” Is he gonna play the second one?

[@dwarvenmoray]

Ah, the memories of me & my friends goofing off on the computers in elementary school. Good times.

[@Popmanpraise]

Why did I never question the plot or choice of enemies when I played this

[@cster9261]

My childhood is flashing before my eyes as I lay here dying from coronavirus watching a speed run of raft wars........

[@ShadesMF]

Shit, good luck with the corona

[@JakeStateFarm]

I have not even thought of this game in years and just got major flashbacks

[@Axeeco]

Im once again asking for Ben to speedrun “I am bread”

[@arkrusted]

Mom: you got 10 minutes before we leave Eazy: alright bet

[@ghostbamm8836]

My mind was blown when I saw the parents betrayed us as a kid. It was so heartbreaking.

[@FulToast]

OMG THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

[@sgt.garrick]

When you’re so early even the people who bless the comments aren’t here

[@noname-qs5ev]

a

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

🗿

[@buttermebuns6974]

Bles

[@whyle5318]

@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai uhhh

[@cometflow1557]

@@whyle5318 you a veteran or a reg ranger?

[@utkarsharyan]

This game is like a fever dream for me. I played this a lot when I was 6 or 7 and I didn't even remember the name of it until I saw the thumbnail. That thumbnail just brought back really hidden memories from the back of my head.

[@syedzaidd]

*These were the best memories when I used to play this game*

[@edcass]

The savage ones always screwed my runs xD Really good memories

[@juanlloveras5780]

Eazy: Firing Axes is worse than what the Pirates were doing! Also the Pirates: *C A N N O N B A L L*

[@warriorsworld4638]

2:16 *I R O N I C*

[@abelgarcia8369]

Lesson of the day: Murder is not a crime,it's just a process of life

[@idkanameforthis]

GIVE ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS!!!

[@vbgvbg1133]

@@idkanameforthis your videos are great, keep up the good work

[@TheFamilyGuyClipsMan]

I remember beating this in a hour and being SO PROUD ... you best in 10 minutes *sigh...*

[@KyokoKirigirie]

man this was the shit back then 13 years ago, played this nonstop on my dads mac and his laptop.

[@gamestronix5604]

Who else remembers this as their childhood flash games

[@MarioManGaming]

I do

[@deadassbird3763]

Friv

[@wanderingwobb6300]

I remember my mom used to get angry when I would the shooting games on miniclip. She still gets annoyed by shooting games. Haha

[@veronicawexel1291]

@@deadassbird3763 I played every single game on that website. I never beat Raft Wars or Red Ball tho.

[@aantii]

"I can finally stop going insane , for today" -EasySpeezy 2021

[@PadreEgor]

I remember playing this a very long time ago. A spark in my memory

[@piroshky]

Damn. This was one of those games I played when I was little. So many memories.... So much Nostalgia

[@mosalhusari]

6:24 “So now we have to be really precise with this” 💀

[@hunterhathaway7493]

The kids: *find diamonds* ancient aztecs: *appear out of a tardis*

[@StoMoComedoPro]

0:27 Actually, just to tell you, that in the intro it shows that baby collecting the treasure and saying he was called Simon, he was 3 year old Simon. And his brother, who is literally called Simon's Brother, is the bigboy with the Superman Symbol on his shirt.

[@ezepheros1863]

Damn, this is making me feel so nostalgic. I remember playing this on Gamepost.

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

I remember playing this when I was a kid and I was LIVID with the final level and cried at the thought of parents killing their children. I literally quit the game from that point because it was too tragic and never played again. Good to see others felt similar.

[@triplezoomer3789]

So you’re saying “I sold my sanity to get this game” now this is content!!!

[@the_good_fam7873]

Eazy you should make a compilation of things that killed your run.It would be very fun to watch

[@sebgrootus]

6:24 " now we have to be really precise with this " 'misses rocket completely'

[@andrewxymusic]

My man just speedran my childhood in less than 10 minutes

[@archived1573]

Me: "I want Angry Birds" Mom: "We have Angry Birds At Home" Angry Birds At Home:

[@PixelGxming]

I just played this in vocational school today as I was bored and in that moment i literally thought ,,Hmm, EazySpeezy has probably done a video on this.. " And as i searched up for raft wars i was proved right 😂

[@AgentWuT]

Fun fact: all of us when we we're young we never finish the game Edit: for those who finished the game UR A LEGEND

[@PhoenixxSS]

True I raged a lot on this game lol

[@Timmering]

I think I got stuck just past the neighbors lol

[@fiskars9800]

i actually did it

[@beasternol]

Not to be show-off but I actually did it too. It took a lot of attempts though

[@ayo.2022]

I did. Rockets were OP in that game lol

[@jamesfloyd652]

Can we talk about how after he reset the run he saved around 2 whole minutes that's a pogchamp

[@Wreathe2017]

Tbh I was thinking the same thing except since he didn't show the footage this run shouldn't count

[@julymorris6367]

@@Wreathe2017 considering he recorded all of it the edited footage is just for the youtube channel. He probably submitted the full video for proof as per the rules.

[@Wreathe2017]

@@julymorris6367 ya u right

[@noahcalhoun8719]

Wow. I can’t believe this is legit still. It’s been years. Thank you!

[@Gal6xy]

Everyone played this game when we were kids.The nostalgy just hits too hard

[@joshuagrifff]

I remember playing this game in my room in the evening, when my parents were talking to realtors to sell the house, I completely forgot that I had this memory

[@fighter2499]

Oh, this was one of my favorite flash games as a kid. Nostalgia😭 F for Flash player

[@andyvassileff6592]

Me and my sis man, the ending was the plot twist of the decade for us.

[@KilleRedX]

The Gate of Secrets has opened in my mind... *Ooh, the nostalgia*

[@derekmcgaming]

9:56 I didn't know TheeSizzler played this game! And you beat him

[@blvck.8197]

"So now we have to be really precise with this... " Proceeds to shoot over all 3 enemies...

[@nexonin4937]

Eazy: *complains that axe can kill people* Also eazy: *uses rocket launchers*

[@enclavesoldier8893]

I always played that on cool math games every time I had free time at home or in class, I was fairly bad at it and I never got to the end to see that plot twist of the century. Thank you, the nostalgia was real.

[@khaos2844]

"you dont know how long ive been playing this game" timer says otherwise

[@bananaisgood3743]

this game was my childhood and I could literally never remember what it was called until now.

[@TheDanaYiShow]

omg I remember playing this videos YEARS ago, this was a throwback, and great video!

[@isabelefontana3554]

Omg i used to play this with my older brother and we searched for It as "Game that a baby is on a boat and shoots people"