I Didn't Say Anything Bad | Joe Kilgallon | Stand Up Comedy Special

[@matthewdefrancis7679]

Holy shit, Joe, you're God dammed hilarious. I've been watching Redbar archives from back in 08-09 and decided to check out your standup. I had no idea how funny you are. Always was great on the show, but this is way beyond my expectations man!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks!! Appreciate it Matthew!

[@mauriceortiz8817]

Thank you for making me laugh, brother.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thank you for watching Maurice!

[@karencheatwood5235]

You had me in your first 2 minutes. The best I've seen in a while. Thanks for making me nearly pee my pants.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Karen, thanks so much!

[@gpalmer456]

Saw your show in St. Charles last night. Looking forward to seeing you come through again!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks George! Fun crowd last night.

[@graceb7284]

"There was a point in my life where I would freak if I had pee on me now depending on how much peeI may not even change my shirt". 🤣🤣🤣 The Joy's of parenting 🤣❤👏

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks!! All part of the job.

[@The_Jiant]

You're hilarious, man. Thanks for uploading.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks for watching!

[@kevnar]

That guy off on the right laughing so hard was also in the audience of Brian Regan's "I Walked On The Moon".

[@JoeKilgallon]

Oh wow. I'm going to watch and look for him. Regan is amazing.

[@ofcmikebinder]

Love it!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks for watching it, Mike!

[@DishyLemon]

Fantastic work joe

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks for watching!

[@Diane_Adams]

KZbin has become much better than Netflix. This is hilarious

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks so much for watching!

[@codybolo7803]

Hey joe! I ve already seen this like 3 times before you uploaded it full and i ve died laughing everytime. It makes no sense why you arent way more famous than you are. I hope one day you ll be as successful as you wish to be. You are one of the best comics working today, certanly the most underrated one. Both your specials are better than most of what you see on netflix

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Cody! This comment is what keeps me motivated! My KZbin channel will continue to build and even if Netflix or HBO doesn’t call, I’m happy to keep putting my comedy on KZbin for you and others. Thanks again Cody!

[@WholeFuture]

Just stumbled across your channel, these routines are fantastic A+ comedy. Love it!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Doc! Filming a new special October 1st in NYC so hopefully will have that on here or another platform early in ‘23.

[@ancheriesmith5962]

Ok you got me in the first 2 mins😂damn. Thanks for sharing. You're hilarious

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey! Thanks and thanks for watching!

[@Shawn-ne6ld]

Watching this again because this dude is so awesome💯💯💯

[@kailahelene7169]

Watching for a 2nd time now a year later… even funnier than I remembered!! Awesome set 🤣👊🏻

[@JoeKilgallon]

Filming my next one in NYC on October 1st! Thanks for watching!

[@kailahelene7169]

@@JoeKilgallon sweet!! Congratulations! Thanks for the heads up.. Can’t wait to see it 😃

[@phooka]

Omg. The yellow light had me lol f'real

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Chris!

[@TheAngiepangie424]

The grocery cart comment is so spot on. Such a pet peeve of mine but you’re right, also such a good indicator of a persons level of obliviousness and care for others. Someone who leaves their shit in the middle of the aisle is oblivious and doesn’t take the time to care about how they affect other people.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Oblivious people are so hard to deal with because they’re often nice but so unaware. So when you yell at them, you look bad.

[@tamara1819]

just listening to the audience laugh .. fun medicine 🙏🏼

[@jeremybertram5575]

I'm binge watching your comedy right now... How are you not more popular? I think your hilarious. Good job. I'm definitely a fan.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Jeremy! I ask myself that a lot too! Appreciate the support!

[@jeremybertram5575]

@@JoeKilgallon you have the potential to be one of the g.o.a.t.. I don't know if you'll top Chappelle but you can give him a run for his money when you have as much experience as he does I think. I'm looking forward to following your career. Thank you for sharing your talent.

[@michaeloconnell7827]

Always great. Reminds me of Bill Burr

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Michael!

[@rats7386]

Bill burr was funny

[@biggayal4149]

I dont normally laugh a lot, but you've managed to make me laugh a bunch. Great take on sex...

[@JoeKilgallon]

Big Gay Al thanks!! Glad you liked it!

[@ajdksnshdhehebeh9803]

Bbt in by ñ

[@some1_on_youtube]

This was good.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, thanks for watching!!

[@divishthamalik309]

Comedy gold once again Nice work Man 😂😂.You really deserve a special.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks!! Appreciate you watching!

[@bonicedillo8468]

Bro, you got talent .

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, thanks! Really the comment!

[@marOcean13]

This guy was awesome 😂😂😂

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, thanks bud!

[@wavydave463]

Great set🔥👍🏾👍🏾

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, Thanks Wavy Dave!

[@johnman84]

Damn that was pure gold!!!!!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks John!

[@paul1342]

Hell yes - Joe crushed this set

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thank you Paul! Appreciate you watching.

[@shellybelly2075]

This guy has to go viral! This is good stuff.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Shelly Belly! You have a fun name to say!

[@Jojo_Ojo_14]

Dude’s hair is light brown at best. Y’all reaching with what counts as red.

[@JoeKilgallon]

I tend to agree, but have been called a ginger so long I just embrace it.

[@antoniozasve3814]

Just find you out. Great stand up! :)

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Antonio! Appreciate it.

[@dustinconway3235]

Watching this sober in the morning. Great show man.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Dustin! If it’s funny in the morning that must mean something!

[@jonesyandthejonesclones1187]

It wont be funny In The morning, but if it... is ur a weak minded unfunny person

[@dustinconway3235]

@@jonesyandthejonesclones1187 seems to me that your projecting your own shit. I dont meet many " strong willed" idiots with no grammer skills. Comedy is subjective you cheeky fucker

[@giasieboldofski8192]

💘 it. I'm a supporter

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Gia!! ❤️

[@ben9and1-3rd]

I watch quite a bit of stand-up and this was an amazing set. 👍🍻

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Ben! Really appreciate it.

[@lukemorfoot1880]

The first 20 minutes about hair cuts was good

[@vernatkins9692]

Wow that was one nice set of commercials

[@anastasis2811]

Damn, I hope this man right here gets he's fcking netflix special already....

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks!! 🙏

[@anastasis2811]

@@JoeKilgallon It's about time god damn it!! The talent is there, that's been proven... now it's their move. Damn netflix....

[@triley2036]

This guy is one of the funniest comics I've seen.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Tiffany!! 🙏

[@adambryan1918]

Watch more comedy

[@kristinarandall5428]

Brilliant!! Relevant, wise and friendly...❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, thanks Kristina!

[@acovenofmany333]

Great set, Joe! All my Irish mates that own pubs/restaurants have 90% Hispanic staff!!! Lol Most of my friends from Ireland say they have a special bond with Latinos. Very similar upbringings, just different Latitude n Longitude. Lol

[@JoeKilgallon]

Absolutely! Incredibly similar! All the Spanish I know if from when I worked at an Irish pub in Chicago called O’Shaughnessy’s.

[@geronimoroughrider9149]

Great humor, Intelligent.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Joe!

[@meghasenger9201]

You're so freaking good mahn!! Keep it up.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, thanks for watching!! And I will!

[@unclekyle9903]

JUST TRIED YOUR CURE FOR HICCUPS. DOESNT WORK FOR ME EITHER! LOL

[@JoeKilgallon]

Haha!! It’s balancing that makes it difficult.

[@unclekyle9903]

​​@@JoeKilgallonThank you for replying. I just finished watching all I could find on the net. Thank you. You deserve everything coming to you. A lot of standup guys are funny. But they don't make you laugh. You are funny and I laughed my ass off thank you very much. Hope the makes sense. Sincerely wish you more success

[@davidp1838]

joe you're killing it keep it up

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks David! Appreciate it!

[@jewlsg6378]

Great show thanks

[@JoeKilgallon]

No, thank you.

[@dahweinerslave]

Shit dude. Joe this was awesome. You killed. Thank you for uploading yo.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks! And thanks for having one of the best names on KZbin!

[@TheClew711]

Great show & the pregnancy closer will be a classic

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Chris, glad you liked it!

[@82Lachlan]

Dude youre a savage I can see. Super funny. Love the playground jokes!!!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Hey, thanks man! Shit gets crazy on the playground!

[@mcvestingmcmoney9659]

Great Show!!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Mc!

[@MichaelJohnson-xo7qh]

Super Funny! In a couple years, this guy could be on Netflix.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Michael Johnson thanks MJ

[@Dlo25281]

@@JoeKilgallon great job

[@JoeKilgallon]

@@Dlo25281 thanks!

[@guyspears3124]

I will definitely go to a club to see him! Hope he plays DFW.

[@JoeKilgallon]

My cousin just moved down there, so hopefully this winter!

[@sunsetlive5655]

Great one

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks for watching!!

[@nicolecopland461]

Strange, i used to throw up the night I was drinking and never had a hangover

[@JoeKilgallon]

Lucky!!

[@robertking7584]

Very funny but Joe, the microphone in your hand is more than 100 years old. Yeah we old dudes did some stuff :)

[@whiteguccy7491]

White Guccy is a big fan

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks White Guccy!

[@karencheatwood5235]

Me too, white Guccy

[@pareshlalta792]

hello from south america........you're fuckin hilarious , like how you don't hold that shit back 👍👍👍👍👍

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks for watching! Hope things are good in South America!

[@pareshlalta792]

@@JoeKilgallon with your comedy , life's not that hard anymore. Turns a crappy day right around into a great one.

[@JoeKilgallon]

@@pareshlalta792 🙏🙏🙏

[@deborahduthie4519]

Funny and you might not cry but please blink.

[@codygaudet8071]

For a crowd that grew up on The Simpsons and South Park it's crazy how many are so sensitive.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Exactly!

[@codygaudet8071]

@@JoeKilgallon You're great man! Where I come from, funny is funny, even if it's offensive.

[@michaelmcneely2301]

I was taught ,yellow light step on it the red one is coming!

[@JoeKilgallon]

Smart man!

[@DJMARINKOx]

enjoying your comedic jokes out here while i surf the data waves of the world wide information superhighway

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks!! Enjoy the surf!

[@gankenator]

Hey man, I was super critical of your ads one time, and didn't give you a solid chance. Forgot, until getting a notification, and didn't even see you'd replied to me until today. I deleted the comment, because I shouldn't have been so rude about it. I get it, ads are part of life nowadays, and I decided to just get yt premium so they're not an issue for me now. You're hilarious, and I wholeheartedly apologize for being so rude in the past my dude.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Don’t even sweat it. Thanks! You made me aware of the ad problem. And thanks for the second chance!

[@gankenator]

@@JoeKilgallon No, thank you. I hope you have a great day tomorrow.

[@crazyharry631]

Great comedian

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks man!

[@crazyharry631]

You are very welcome and I hope to see you make it big

[@almafrisius7358]

Dude, sex with pregnant women, Dude! When I was 7months pregnant I couldn't walk thru the Arden Mall in Sacramento without getting hit on by guys. Seriously epic . My guess is I couldn't say they knocked me up after we messed around.

[@JoeKilgallon]

Damnnn. That’s hilarious!

[@tamara1819]

crowd smash

[@greenwoodeastland1687]

Do a tour to India after Corona bro

[@JoeKilgallon]

I’d absolutely love to go to India! Hopefully I’ll see you in 2021!

[@greenwoodeastland1687]

@@JoeKilgallon didn't expect a reply.🤩 Stay safe brother

[@alexandrasiegel8672]

👏👏👏👏

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks!!

[@bradleyvo332]

Hey Sam

[@bearkat1664]

Is his grandmother's name Dorothy?

[@JoeKilgallon]

She spelled it en at the end, but they was probably an Elis Island change.

[@symbungee]

Take the jacket off?

[@JoeKilgallon]

It was chilly.

[@imouse3246]

"Subscribe, Like, Share" every couple of minutes is a bit much.

[@JoeKilgallon]

It’s because I originally releases this as clips. Then people asked to release it together and honestly I couldn’t figure out how to remove the “subscribe, like, share”

[@MaTTheWish]

PRO...

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks Matt! (That's my son's name by the way)

[@jasondecorte485]

If I hear one comic talk about their young children I'm going to lose my sh*t. What's your thoughts on airline food or being a relationship? Ever notice cat people are different than dog people?

[@JoeKilgallon]

I prefer dog people.

[@jasondecorte485]

@@JoeKilgallon I like dogs too 👍

[@JoeKilgallon]

Also 2nd half is non-kids stuff. It’s okay if you don’t like it. My comedy has always been life inspired. When my kids are older and less new to me I’m sure I’ll stop talking about them.

[@jasondecorte485]

@@JoeKilgallon It was a pretty good set overall, your kids will probably do more interesting stuff as they older. But yes little kids do goofy stuff.

[@officialhaxforeverx]

I don't like how some comedians say they don't want to be the comedian who talks about politics and than immediately start talking about politics.

[@dalemcpeek7049]

You look 13

[@JoeKilgallon]

Dale McPeek haha!!!

[@craigcas117]

Bland.

[@iTammy]

Fck these ANNOYING ads, it’s not that you need the money! Stop it! ✌🏼

[@JoeKilgallon]

I wasn’t aware. Let me see if I can fix it. And yea I do need the money 😂

[@saulspeaks2557]

I just started this, but if the title of your special is I didn't say anything bad, you fucking better say some bad shit 😐

[@JoeKilgallon]

You’ll find out why I called it that

[@saulspeaks2557]

@@JoeKilgallon it was pretty good, man!

[@JoeKilgallon]

@@saulspeaks2557 thanks Saul! Appreciate it.

[@MrMOON-pp5ib]

He's ok..

[@dianasimonenko8113]

matt stonie

[@Nayo68]

Not bad. Keep working on aquiring your own style and it would be good for you to polish your routine. Also....you manage the same level of energy (and voice volumen) thru the entire routine (high)....maybe it would be good if you vary the level...sometimes you can be top energy, then you could chage it to a lower energy/voice (like meditating the subject you are addressing). And also, I think that lately all comics are getting too comfort in the zone of talking about their kids or their spouses......there are a lots of other subjects to talk about. Good show

[@JoeKilgallon]

Thanks

[@Nayo68]

@@JoeKilgallon ...Thanks to you for putting your show for us here in KZbin.

[@jonesyandthejonesclones1187]

Shut up

[@JohnDoe-sw4kg]

Comedy is dead

[@scottdavis1549]

It’s a Louis CK bit. Hack.

[@jordanv9943]

Orange lives matter

[@jonesyandthejonesclones1187]

*Middle finger*

[@stevemedina112]

Sounded like Ron Funches in the crowd.