Things You Shouldn't Say Out Loud. Mike Paramore - Full Special

There are a lot of things you shouldn't say out loud and Mike Paramore's new Dry Bar Comedy special is absolutely full of them. Whether it's laughing about tripping children, talking about wiping etiquette, or a myriad of other hilarious topics this brand new full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Paramore is sure to have any fan of his first special laughing from beginning to end.
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[@chariedeguzman]

I love Mike Paramore, he's naturally funny. Nothing is forced. just Mike being Mike. 😄

[@Ferbals]

I will NEVER forget the first day that I tripped a child. I was 18😂😂😂😂😂 I'm 41, now. It still lives with her❤

[@Jaster_Mereel]

His last segment was the best I've ever heard. "Can you tell someone's...by the way he tickles another dude?" I died.

[@melliemel32]

It was hilarious & you can say gay. 😁. It’s okay. It’s not a curse word. I don’t agree with it, but it’s okay to say. It’s not hateful.

[@shalacarter6658]

This Special was not long enough. I was just getting into the groove when he said "Good night."

[@ajthewildwolf]

🤝

[@janedoe2783]

Me too !!! I wanted more !!!

[@Ilicia_08]

Tripping kids is now one of my life’s goals 😂

[@dannidaymitchell613]

I don’t know what it is but I could listen to this man talk about whatnot all day. His voice puts a smile on my face and his giggle….😂😂

[@nenaelliott8058]

Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

[@mickib1592]

I LOVE IT when they crack themselves up!!!

[@kathyhoward5232]

Me too 😂🤣

[@msthang5366]

YESSSS

[@BipolarVirgo]

Forgive my ignorance, but is this a new special of his, because I really seeing another skit with him at Dry Bar

[@nenaelliott8058]

@@BipolarVirgo I believe this is his second special. Not 100% sure.

[@alishavanetten2051]

OH MY GOOOOOOOD. This guy was TOO good. I was dying the entire time. It's hard to find good comics out here but this guy is A1. He needs a Netflix special immediately

[@Smokey_blackfox]

Make sure you watch his first bit on dry bar! Talking about his date at McDonald's and the whole skit I just great!!!

[@santosgarcia8644]

O my good lol

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

He was so spot on about "Space Force" sounding like an old Saturday morning cartoon. Like one of those old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

[@christophergoldshot9028]

Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, wacky racers, and beetleborgs can confirm

[@christophergoldshot9028]

I mean it would be par for the course

[@charityclark7910]

He had to call it something to appeal to all the morons living in their mother's basements.

[@ThePetWellnessCoach]

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[@melliemel32]

Yes. 😂😂

[@shalacarter6658]

THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ORGAN DONOR! Love from the Mom of a liver transplant recipient.

[@suttercane6718]

Lmao glad for you but he was joking about black market Hope yours didn't come from another person being killed for it!

[@JujuSenju]

I think he actually made some of the crowd cry from laughter 😭😂

[@ivyl65]

or pee

[@franciscojaimes7638]

Grwwiynyt😮 yb

[@Pandaluv75]

Hilarious. He won’t swing his feet and says “wee” to loud.! So funny!

[@nv7466]

Never sit near the stage at a comedy show 🤣

[@willwluke4634]

Everyone knows that

[@nv7466]

@@willwluke4634 they should anyway!

[@plaintiveplainvanilla9729]

Please have Mike back soon...and often.

[@msthang5366]

He has another special from maybe 2 years ago. And he has a comedy album on Itunes

[@plaintiveplainvanilla9729]

@@msthang5366 Excellent! Thank you.

[@mcsquared2330]

"He's got a questionable booty hole..." So freakin' funny!

[@themelting9696]

Nice to see Mike get another show, dude's funny as heck 🤣😂👍

[@averieldeathrider8407]

I love how he's just enjoying himself on stage XD

[@ThePetWellnessCoach]

Thank you so much Dry Bar for having Mike back! He is one of my ALL-TIME favorites!!!

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Agreed❗️

[@wolfhors3_660]

I have raised 9 kids. I have seen how badly they can get hurt just tripping. I almost hurt myself laughing when he started talking about tripping kids 😂😂😂😂. It's a joke people, and I think number two is my favorite as well

[@juliahall1823]

I laughed so much my stomach hurts. I loved the whole bit about tripping kids 😅 well done!

[@gcchair7634]

That’s because , like me, you like the idea 😂

[@allispossible8447]

I'm listening to it now sitting in Panera and LMBO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2010GApastor]

This man's delivery is absolutely hilarious!

[@chettmannley7949]

Thanks for bringing Mike back! He’s a real gut-burster that’s for sure, I love his voice and intonations he’s the real deal

[@Gaiaschosen]

Ive been WAITING for another Mike performance to pop up 👑🙌🏿. Loved this guy since his 1st Dry Bar show....continue being hilariously wholesome 💖😂

[@Skyler_Rain]

Nothing more wholesome than tripping children, lmao.

[@lindaharrison3240]

Still working that Winnie the Pooh vibe. 😂❤

[@ThePetWellnessCoach]

Thanks Mike for all the laughs! You're one of my faves!!!

[@mikeparamorejr]

❤❤❤

[@tacosmargs58]

Mike was the comedian on my cruise recently. He's hilarious!

[@thegregitto]

Love to have this guy around again! Haha 😂

[@clipsorwhatever]

I love this guys energy! He's so funny!

[@kaytlynpence8883]

This dude was absolutely hilarious. Made my day so much better.

[@schwererd]

Easily my favorite comedian on Dry Bar

[@peterfitzwell2538]

I been using wet wipes since Trick Daddy's episode of MTV Cribs waaay back in the day. He shined the light and now I won't "go" without them... the assurance is irreplaceable. Once you go wet, you don't go back.

[@ajthewildwolf]

I want more. More of this man please.

[@dowster23]

Tripping children 😂😂... I am sooo going to do that from now on! Comedy gold!

[@sssbob]

I had low expectations when I clicked on this video, but have been pleasantly surprised. He was truly funny.

[@alisonsneed3707]

Ohmagawd. The cadence? The material? The weird quotient? I don’t know what I like best about this guy. Where ya been hiding him?!😂

[@jenniferlego4221]

Good news is, he has another special. "McDonald's is the Best First Date"

[@DefSquadFan]

Its called Kevin Hart.

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Lol he’s way funny! I just love him!

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Mike, I mean- I’m not too much of a Kevin Hart fan

[@sanjamiteva9025]

I love this guy! Too funny! 😂❤

[@tricebreanne9131]

Best one I've heard in a long time. Funny the entire way through. Cute too.

[@ernestogonzales9277]

I liked his very first joke! Thumbs way up! Loved every joke after!

[@melissamills2530]

90 day fiance! Has to be the show he's talking about absolutely love it

[@MrSandroengland]

this is by far my favourite Mike Paramore special. My stomach hurst from laughing

[@christinaladd8172]

Thank you l needed a good laugh. You were so funny and you didn’t have to cuss or be vulgar to be hilarious. 😂❤😂❤

[@melliemel32]

Yes!

[@joshuamarcelMIC]

EXACTLY 💯💯💯

[@TheZogie]

The plane waitress😂😂

[@francois-patrickarteau6511]

So awesome that Angel Studios gives the chance to these stand-up actors to appear on camera, as they are absent from traditional media!

[@MamaOfTwo]

I didn’t want it to be over! OMGoodness I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile! For sure not since the world began ending lmfao! Thank you so much for the laughs!!!

[@nawfr223]

Getting the second shot 1st is hilarious 😂😂😂that was underrated

[@Melissa121372]

Omg I love this guy 😍 so glad Mike is back 😍

[@beybey4282]

Oh my gosh..HE JUST MADE MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE BETTER..HE IS TOO FUNNY..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicasager72]

Yeah sometimes you find people that make the world better just by existing, this is one of those people.

[@wellsyaknow]

That lady has a crazy loud laugh lol

[@novian1452]

the bidet part got me good XD

[@missteen3981]

OMG this was so entertaining! I really love to laugh and this helped me get through work with a much happier demeanor! Great work.

[@twinValleySpirit]

Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤❤❤

[@1stRoi]

✴️Team Mike Paramore fan, still loving your funny 😅 Poor Caroline on the front row 🤣 Great 👍 job "Pooh" ✴️

[@commonsensecorner7275]

Clearly I wasn’t thinking, because that, “One moderately husky dude away from going down?” almost caused me to spit my milk out!!! 🫢😝👏🏽👏🏽 The sandwiches throughout the house and dry wipes, had me CRACKING UP… Just the way he said, “Showering after every boo-boo” 🤣🤣 Catfished in Real Life, SO TRUE! I met someone with a mask on, we FaceTimed that evening and I knew there was no way I was interested any further… 😬

[@karenhaid6397]

He always makes me laugh!

[@desi4227]

Great time! Every time I’m in line, I’m going to think about walking out😂😂😂

[@MrThims]

Freakin hilarious all the way through, I gotta share this, im at work on break feeling a heck of a lot better than when I came in🤣👍🏾

[@jameslipke354]

He's awesome! That lady in the audience has such an infectious, great laugh! ❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@me2ontube]

she made me laugh just as much as the jokes did

[@2sherbear]

Dude is hilarious!! Love his expressions and mannerism.

[@birdfleck8516]

My bidet dries my booty hole 😂😂 Don't judge me!😂 And since I have had a bidet I feel just dirty whenever I leave my house and have to use the restroom somewhere else!😂😂

[@MotherMeMeditations]

Mike, work on getting a Netflix special! You’re HILARIOUS 😂

[@wesrichter1664]

This is by far the funniest comedian I have ever listened to 😂 had me cracking up the whole time.

[@mrbestbw]

😂🤣 Mike's insane... I'm Getting On My Nerves 😃😃 It's Not Outta Need It's Outta Patience 🤣😂

[@rebeccawarner4860]

I absolutely love this guy, I could watch him for hours!!!❤️

[@juliewagner8240]

Omg! The tripping children bit! 😂😂😂

[@JM-wu3fs]

I don’t think I love someone more than this man. He’s awesome ❤

[@williejmaddox]

Mike parramore bringing the laughter once again😅😅😅😅

[@MzBettyK]

😂😂😂 I’m so glad I found you tonight. You had me in serious happy tears, Mike Paramore. I’m subscribed now and hope to find more funnies from you.

[@meman6964]

Breathing is my favorite thing too, some days it's the only thing. Funny man

[@DanielleSamoneJohnson77]

Although the joke was funny, I just learned that the balance issue on commercial airlines is true. If the flight is empty, then the weight distribution matters at takeoff and landing. Wow! I'm shook!

[@sageAgainstTheMachine]

Ummm one person isn't making a difference sweetheart ..

[@karieberry1070]

As one who has flown small planes -- it’s true!! It’s all about weight on takeoff and landing …

[@sageAgainstTheMachine]

@@karieberry1070 yes for small planes but no for the big commercial planes. One person won't make a difference

[@theuzumakikay8647]

@@sageAgainstTheMachine what if they’re 600 pounds?

[@virg0_lem0nade]

⁠ @ "theuzumaki" -- yes if 1 person weighs more than 4 people, that sure changes things! 😂

[@earthling8585]

Adorable! Bravo! I love you Mike! 😍🤣

[@rebeccahoneycutt1434]

he is one of the best that I have seen on dry bar!!

[@sunnylove3521]

I just came upon this and I needed to laugh😅😃 I was not done laughing at one joke then there another😛😂. My family heard the laughter and joined me have fun with this hilarious guy who laughs at his jokes👍🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾love aura.

[@subsonicbass]

This dude is amazing 😂 more of this!

[@HoneyGoldJasmine]

“I steal now” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KheniMaseko]

I love him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shloimystern9095]

good laugh. thank you. he's great.

[@Ifllc]

13:05 this is the point where I folded 😂😂😂

[@joannaedwards6325]

I didn't make it to 5 min.

[@Michaelkaydee]

This was fantastic... had me hollering

[@AuthenticWe]

Dude was absolutely funny 🤣😆 thank you

[@carolkinney1327]

I LOVE the trip-slide...lol!😊❤

[@metrohen]

Hahaha yes! 90 day fiancé lol love it!!

[@claryp1509]

Man, I watch it too!!!!

[@justjoan4010]

Had me in stitches, Mike. Fun-nee. 😊

[@Loladee19]

He’s hilarious 😂😂 I didn’t want it to end!

[@jackiesanders1561]

STOOOOOOOOOOPIDDDDDDD!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! Keep up the great work, Mike! I was about to blow a gasket trying not to LOL!!

[@jewlzmo3125]

The lady that had to catch her breath at the sandwiches joke was priceless!! He was great! 😂❤

[@Imhotep70]

DryBar, y'all are terrible for making us wait so long for this!

[@jbb8892]

This guy was funny as hellllll 😂

[@miask]

Mike is such a funny, funny man! 🩵

[@926missjones]

i love this man. hes naturally .

[@lalaincbus5081]

he is hilarious. period

[@johnbravo1034]

Omg, this guy is awesome.👏👏🙌

[@jodibirmingham9040]

OMG I love him 🥰🤣 So funny!!

[@MrTPF1]

Oh man! I'm sitting here just laughing like crazy! 😭😭😭

[@GTGibbs]

Very funny, and original or so it seems to me. 5 Star Comedy

[@coreymccraw8871]

First time hearing him, guy is funny as hell.

[@luranetee]

I haven't laughed this much in soon long😄😄😄😄

[@amandasmith308]

This guy is hilarious I have completely enjoyed him. One hefty guy away. 🤣

[@JOMOPressureWash]

This is definitely top 10 dry bar

[@larrydbrownii]

That was an amazing set!!! HILARIOUS all the way through! 🤣

[@kisserofdogs3218]

Love this guy! I laugh at him, laughing at himself. 😂🤣

[@angelina3644]

that one lady sounded like she was about to pass out each laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣