Things You Shouldn't Say Out Loud. Mike Paramore - Full Special

There are a lot of things you shouldn't say out loud and Mike Paramore's new Dry Bar Comedy special is absolutely full of them. Whether it's laughing about tripping children, talking about wiping etiquette, or a myriad of other hilarious topics this brand new full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Paramore is sure to have any fan of his first special laughing from beginning to end.
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[@Jaster_Mereel]

His last segment was the best I've ever heard. "Can you tell someone's...by the way he tickles another dude?" I died.

[@melliemel32]

It was hilarious & you can say gay. 😁. It’s okay. It’s not a curse word. I don’t agree with it, but it’s okay to say. It’s not hateful.

[@ThePetWellnessCoach]

Thanks Mike for all the laughs! You're one of my faves!!!

[@mikeparamorejr]

❤❤❤

[@dannidaymitchell613]

I don’t know what it is but I could listen to this man talk about whatnot all day. His voice puts a smile on my face and his giggle….😂😂

[@ilicia_08]

Tripping kids is now one of my life’s goals 😂

[@chariedeguzman]

I love Mike Paramore, he's naturally funny. Nothing is forced. just Mike being Mike. 😄

[@Ferbals]

I will NEVER forget the first day that I tripped a child. I was 18😂😂😂😂😂 I'm 41, now. It still lives with her❤

[@chettmannley7949]

Thanks for bringing Mike back! He’s a real gut-burster that’s for sure, I love his voice and intonations he’s the real deal

[@nenaelliott8058]

Mike Paramore is amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. I love to hear him laugh at himself.. he's hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️

[@mickib1592]

I LOVE IT when they crack themselves up!!!

[@kathyhoward5232]

Me too 😂🤣

[@msthang5366]

YESSSS

[@BipolarVirgo]

Forgive my ignorance, but is this a new special of his, because I really seeing another skit with him at Dry Bar

[@nenaelliott8058]

@@BipolarVirgo I believe this is his second special. Not 100% sure.

[@alishavanetten2051]

OH MY GOOOOOOOD. This guy was TOO good. I was dying the entire time. It's hard to find good comics out here but this guy is A1. He needs a Netflix special immediately

[@Smokey_blackfox]

Make sure you watch his first bit on dry bar! Talking about his date at McDonald's and the whole skit I just great!!!

[@santosgarcia8644]

O my good lol

[@themelting9696]

Nice to see Mike get another show, dude's funny as heck 🤣😂👍

[@ThePetWellnessCoach]

Thank you so much Dry Bar for having Mike back! He is one of my ALL-TIME favorites!!!

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Agreed❗️

[@shalacarter6658]

This Special was not long enough. I was just getting into the groove when he said "Good night."

[@ajthewildwolf]

🤝

[@janedoe2783]

Me too !!! I wanted more !!!

[@Gaiaschosen]

Ive been WAITING for another Mike performance to pop up 👑🙌🏿. Loved this guy since his 1st Dry Bar show....continue being hilariously wholesome 💖😂

[@Skyler_Rain]

Nothing more wholesome than tripping children, lmao.

[@juliahall1823]

I laughed so much my stomach hurts. I loved the whole bit about tripping kids 😅 well done!

[@gcchair7634]

That’s because , like me, you like the idea 😂

[@allispossible8447]

I'm listening to it now sitting in Panera and LMBO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shalacarter6658]

THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ORGAN DONOR! Love from the Mom of a liver transplant recipient.

[@suttercane6718]

Lmao glad for you but he was joking about black market Hope yours didn't come from another person being killed for it!

[@kaytlynpence8883]

This dude was absolutely hilarious. Made my day so much better.

[@Mypandaloves]

Hilarious. He won’t swing his feet and says “wee” to loud.! So funny!

[@thegregitto]

Love to have this guy around again! Haha 😂

[@JujuSenju]

I think he actually made some of the crowd cry from laughter 😭😂

[@ivyl65]

or pee

[@franciscojaimes7638]

Grwwiynyt😮 yb

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

He was so spot on about "Space Force" sounding like an old Saturday morning cartoon. Like one of those old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

[@christophergoldshot9028]

Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, wacky racers, and beetleborgs can confirm

[@christophergoldshot9028]

I mean it would be par for the course

[@charityclark7910]

He had to call it something to appeal to all the morons living in their mother's basements.

[@ThePetWellnessCoach]

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[@melliemel32]

Yes. 😂😂

[@wolfhors3_660]

I have raised 9 kids. I have seen how badly they can get hurt just tripping. I almost hurt myself laughing when he started talking about tripping kids 😂😂😂😂. It's a joke people, and I think number two is my favorite as well

[@meman6964]

Breathing is my favorite thing too, some days it's the only thing. Funny man

[@mcsquared2330]

"He's got a questionable booty hole..." So freakin' funny!

[@nv7466]

Never sit near the stage at a comedy show 🤣

[@willwluke4634]

Everyone knows that

[@nv7466]

@@willwluke4634 they should anyway!

[@xXDEUC35Xx]

At least while wearing a hoodie and shorts. I swear they get picked on every time lol

[@averieldeathrider8407]

I love how he's just enjoying himself on stage XD

[@MrSandroengland]

this is by far my favourite Mike Paramore special. My stomach hurst from laughing

[@tricebreanne9131]

Best one I've heard in a long time. Funny the entire way through. Cute too.

[@MamaOfTwo]

I didn’t want it to be over! OMGoodness I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile! For sure not since the world began ending lmfao! Thank you so much for the laughs!!!

[@sssbob]

I had low expectations when I clicked on this video, but have been pleasantly surprised. He was truly funny.

[@xXDEUC35Xx]

It's extremely rare when I watch a whole set more than 10 minutest from someone I haven't heard of. This dude is hilarious. There are still some things to work on, but his delivery and content was on point. I enjoyed the whole thing.

[@georgeblae5756]

Look up dry bar comedy Bengt double special, he’s amazing and has a joke about what you just said, remember your comment when you listen lol

[@dowster23]

Tripping children 😂😂... I am sooo going to do that from now on! Comedy gold!

[@plaintiveplainvanilla9729]

Please have Mike back soon...and often.

[@msthang5366]

He has another special from maybe 2 years ago. And he has a comedy album on Itunes

[@plaintiveplainvanilla9729]

@@msthang5366 Excellent! Thank you.

[@angeliquenstewart]

Thanks!

[@schwererd]

Easily my favorite comedian on Dry Bar

[@tacosmargs58]

Mike was the comedian on my cruise recently. He's hilarious!

[@ajthewildwolf]

I want more. More of this man please.

[@wesrichter1664]

This is by far the funniest comedian I have ever listened to 😂 had me cracking up the whole time.

[@lindaharrison3240]

Still working that Winnie the Pooh vibe. 😂❤

[@sanjamiteva9025]

I love this guy! Too funny! 😂❤

[@ernestogonzales9277]

I liked his very first joke! Thumbs way up! Loved every joke after!

[@2010GApastor]

This man's delivery is absolutely hilarious!

[@sunnylove3521]

I just came upon this and I needed to laugh😅😃 I was not done laughing at one joke then there another😛😂. My family heard the laughter and joined me have fun with this hilarious guy who laughs at his jokes👍🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾love aura.

[@williejmaddox]

Mike parramore bringing the laughter once again😅😅😅😅

[@francois-patrickarteau6511]

So awesome that Angel Studios gives the chance to these stand-up actors to appear on camera, as they are absent from traditional media!

[@JM-wu3fs]

I don’t think I love someone more than this man. He’s awesome ❤

[@clipsorwhatever]

I love this guys energy! He's so funny!

[@missteen3981]

OMG this was so entertaining! I really love to laugh and this helped me get through work with a much happier demeanor! Great work.

[@nawfr223]

Getting the second shot 1st is hilarious 😂😂😂that was underrated

[@desi4227]

Great time! Every time I’m in line, I’m going to think about walking out😂😂😂

[@MzBettyK]

😂😂😂 I’m so glad I found you tonight. You had me in serious happy tears, Mike Paramore. I’m subscribed now and hope to find more funnies from you.

[@2sherbear]

Dude is hilarious!! Love his expressions and mannerism.

[@alisonsneed3707]

Ohmagawd. The cadence? The material? The weird quotient? I don’t know what I like best about this guy. Where ya been hiding him?!😂

[@jenniferlego4221]

Good news is, he has another special. "McDonald's is the Best First Date"

[@DefSquadFan]

Its called Kevin Hart.

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Lol he’s way funny! I just love him!

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Mike, I mean- I’m not too much of a Kevin Hart fan

[@peterfitzwell2538]

I been using wet wipes since Trick Daddy's episode of MTV Cribs waaay back in the day. He shined the light and now I won't "go" without them... the assurance is irreplaceable. Once you go wet, you don't go back.

[@beybey4282]

Oh my gosh..HE JUST MADE MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE BETTER..HE IS TOO FUNNY..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicasager72]

Yeah sometimes you find people that make the world better just by existing, this is one of those people.

[@jackiesanders1561]

STOOOOOOOOOOPIDDDDDDD!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! Keep up the great work, Mike! I was about to blow a gasket trying not to LOL!!

[@Melissa121372]

Omg I love this guy 😍 so glad Mike is back 😍

[@1stRoi]

✴️Team Mike Paramore fan, still loving your funny 😅 Poor Caroline on the front row 🤣 Great 👍 job "Pooh" ✴️

[@MrThims]

Freakin hilarious all the way through, I gotta share this, im at work on break feeling a heck of a lot better than when I came in🤣👍🏾

[@commonsensecorner7275]

Clearly I wasn’t thinking, because that, “One moderately husky dude away from going down?” almost caused me to spit my milk out!!! 🫢😝👏🏽👏🏽 The sandwiches throughout the house and dry wipes, had me CRACKING UP… Just the way he said, “Showering after every boo-boo” 🤣🤣 Catfished in Real Life, SO TRUE! I met someone with a mask on, we FaceTimed that evening and I knew there was no way I was interested any further… 😬

[@TheZogie]

The plane waitress😂😂

[@miask]

Mike is such a funny, funny man! 🩵

[@christinaladd8172]

Thank you l needed a good laugh. You were so funny and you didn’t have to cuss or be vulgar to be hilarious. 😂❤😂❤

[@melliemel32]

Yes!

[@joshuamarcelMIC]

EXACTLY 💯💯💯

[@juliewagner8240]

Omg! The tripping children bit! 😂😂😂

[@rebeccahoneycutt1434]

he is one of the best that I have seen on dry bar!!

[@rebeccawarner4860]

I absolutely love this guy, I could watch him for hours!!!❤️

[@HoneyGoldJasmine]

“I steal now” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@earthling8585]

Adorable! Bravo! I love you Mike! 😍🤣

[@Loladee19]

He’s hilarious 😂😂 I didn’t want it to end!

[@karenhaid6397]

He always makes me laugh!

[@birdfleck8516]

My bidet dries my booty hole 😂😂 Don't judge me!😂 And since I have had a bidet I feel just dirty whenever I leave my house and have to use the restroom somewhere else!😂😂

[@Michaelkaydee]

This was fantastic... had me hollering

[@mrbestbw]

😂🤣 Mike's insane... I'm Getting On My Nerves 😃😃 It's Not Outta Need It's Outta Patience 🤣😂

[@chrisalexander6278]

This Brotha is absolutely 🔥 🔥 😅😂😂 Lol.....

[@briantaylor1531]

My favorite comedian...spot on life situations! He is great!😂

[@miask]

Hey. Hey. Get that outta Target. That’s Walmart activity. Mike had me rollin! I’ve got to try this trippin’ children thing😂😂 Some of those heathen chill’in need a trippin’ and I’m the one to do it. 🤣🤣

[@larrydbrownii]

That was an amazing set!!! HILARIOUS all the way through! 🤣

[@melissamills2530]

90 day fiance! Has to be the show he's talking about absolutely love it

[@subsonicbass]

This dude is amazing 😂 more of this!

[@blairbowers769]

I really needed that laughter today. Thank you for making my day better. Keep up the great work 🤘🏼

[@CosmicCourtOfLaw]

Mike, work on getting a Netflix special! You’re HILARIOUS 😂

[@jewlzmo3125]

The lady that had to catch her breath at the sandwiches joke was priceless!! He was great! 😂❤

[@jenniferlego4221]

Love this guy! I can't wait to share.

[@justjoan4010]

Had me in stitches, Mike. Fun-nee. 😊

[@jessicae5653]

Now you have to explain to her why you hit her in the middle of the night with a raid can 🤣🤣🤣

[@twofarfromhome]

OMG... my face hurts from laughing so much!

[@novian1452]

the bidet part got me good XD

[@Sunshine74444]

3:28 How DARE you. My father’s name is Bob. And were he alive he would probably be as delighted with this joke as I am! I love you BOB! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@Imhotep70]

DryBar, y'all are terrible for making us wait so long for this!

[@missmandy67]

This guy is hilarious I have completely enjoyed him. One hefty guy away. 🤣

[@denisef1153]

My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. This was great. 😅😢😅😅

[@kisserofdogs3218]

Love this guy! I laugh at him, laughing at himself. 😂🤣

[@shloimystern9095]

good laugh. thank you. he's great.

[@luranetee]

I haven't laughed this much in soon long😄😄😄😄

[@jameslipke354]

He's awesome! That lady in the audience has such an infectious, great laugh! ❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@me2ontube]

she made me laugh just as much as the jokes did

[@itscharliee6940]

I’ve been waiting so long for him to drop another special

[@Ifllc]

13:05 this is the point where I folded 😂😂😂

[@joannaedwards6325]

I didn't make it to 5 min.

[@jodibirmingham9040]

OMG I love him 🥰🤣 So funny!!

[@MrTPF1]

Oh man! I'm sitting here just laughing like crazy! 😭😭😭

[@carolkinney1327]

I LOVE the trip-slide...lol!😊❤

[@seandalrymple392]

Funny man! 👍 Some more experience on the big stage and he will be unstoppable! Another one for the Dry Bar ,respect! 🙏💚

[@1stRoi]

@Sean Dalrymple he's been at this for awhile. Mike has always been consistently funny. It would be an awesome milestone for him to eventually get his own special.

[@_COLETTE]

My fav dry bar comedian 😂