I don't and never will understand Nintendo

This video will 100% be unlisted on March 31st
Also rest in peace Super Mario Galaxy 2 :(
#Nintendo #SuperMario #AnimalCrossing
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[@REEEoO-fb9qs]

"...with a soundtrack you can find for free on KZbin." Nintendo: *not anymore*

[@ultaedits5751]

I have soundcloud for some reason

[@danieluranga6872]

Not anymore *rip* Na-ah, not anymore *rips paper loudly*

[@Mexikirb]

@@danieluranga6872 Sad GiIvasunner noises

[@G.N.F462]

50 other youtubers reupload the songs: I don't think so

[@danieluranga6872]

@@Mexikirb I was referring to the scene at 0:57 in this kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXywhZiAmcatgZY

[@IsadoraGameOver]

*Nintendo:* The best games and the worst choices

[@TruthShaIIWin]

Nintendo in a nutshell

[@Spongebob907]

Yes

[@DevynGreen5]

Indeed

[@Nasrul260]

Agree

[@Aggron_Ghost1221]

This is Nintendo in 2020 and 2019 edit: did i just make a typo

[@yourlocalReptillian]

"They like making money but they really hate making money" -Alpharad

[@ShibuNub3305]

*Funny Aerial Man

[@josephikrakowski2569]

@@ShibuNub3305 *Funny internet man

[@AbduShu]

@@josephikrakowski2569 *certified funny internet man

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

@@AbduShu *Certified epic internet funny man

[@goosifyed9717]

they like making money, but forgot how to do it well.

[@joechin9379]

“There are no mistakes, except for Nintendo’s marketing strategies” - Master Oogway

[@bruhmomentree3179]

Wise words

[@martasobieraj2172]

@Joe Chin Less like mistakes and more like Cardinal SINS AGANIST HUMANITY. Nintendo now USES A FUCKING PONZI SCHEME. Oh and by the way, No Offense, but why do you share the name with the Main Villain of the Parappa the Rapper series? J O E C H I N

[@joechin9379]

@@martasobieraj2172why do i share his name? umm… no reason😅😅

[@michaelbowman6684]

I'd have to disagree there, TPC was definitely a mistake, and is still ruining the quality of the Pokémon games with every subsequent, undercooked release that really could have used another 1-2 years in the oven.

[@spof7795]

A wise man once said: “Nintendo sucks at marketing, but know how to make a game.”

[@TruthShaIIWin]

Who's that wise man, who he is?

[@absolutebottomfeeder]

e

[@sa3deelol807]

@Тити Мити wrong ,it is ogway damass

[@bonjolor8298]

No they suck at literally everything, but they can make a good game.

[@VesselE]

I love Nintendo but your very right.

[@tbblobnoerna3500]

So ironic how the company's gone bad right after they get a new president called Doug *Bowser*

[@mecapotato1659]

Purple pikmin > bowser _______________________ CHANGE MY MIND

[@alanavalos6645]

Saddly no new pikmin 4 after 7 years so I hope it gets to the top of their priority list

[@charliefunk3309]

Ain't Doug Bowser the same guy who use to be the CEO of EA or something?

[@MoroFuoro]

@@charliefunk3309 oh no, now I am scared

[@MadWeegee]

@@alanavalos6645 but yes to... *sigh* PIKMIN 3 DELUXE

[@ianoliver2224]

They’re like those really strict parents that only let their kids play with their toys for five minutes a day before making them watch historical documentaries and do their homework before they put them to bed. And they only let them play for five minutes before screaming at them to give them the toys.

[@Spingerex]

Damn

[@a_hogg9113]

yep

[@Keegstar]

Are you.. are you alright?

[@killerkirby366]

Is this bout niml crossing if so huh

[@pvzgamer6029]

In my opinion you should of said video games but if there are parents who do that then I lost hope for the hundredth time

[@sillykicker64]

Imagine if nintendo just said April fool's when they were about to delete 3D all stars

[@CarloNassar]

I'm betting them deleting the collection itself will be a joke.

[@mossbossyea1494]

I tought of that lol. There *is* a chance that they will do it because then everyone will talk about it and they get free marketing :|

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

That might just be even worse

[@bigfee900]

Well were about to find out, i'm commenting at 11:03 and when it turns 12:00 I think we'll know

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

@@bigfee900 not that time for me it’s 4:20 here 😎

[@judojamie379]

"soundtrack that you can find for free on youtube" We can tell when the script was written

[@bouncingdonut9969]

Lmao true

[@NonsenseNH]

I don't get it but here's a big fat like

[@judojamie379]

@@NonsenseNH Nintendo was taking down viodeos of nintendo music down from people like GilvaSunner

[@jackdwoods2009]

Yea

[@elshabopants7506]

@@judojamie379 the date of the video is before the gilvasunner stuff, he was even able to take a screenshot and put on the video

[@anotherwea6692]

"If it's not fun, why bother?" * available untill march 31 *

[@soup5274]

March is the month where Mario dies

[@kemperreva3250]

What do you mean he dies?

[@soup5274]

No more Mario

[@anotherwea6692]

@Flyin' Steve What would you do if you had 3 months before you die...? Until then, we will collect memories, till the reckoning day... all gone, goodbye, night night, all lost, forever... So until then, have some good times, and remember, Unnus Anus. (this is from memory from the first video a whole year later.)

[@maverickagao]

R.I.P Fun 2020-2021

[@dillman4447]

It's amazing how people will say Nintendo fans are entitled when we can't even get the bare minimum

[@darkcrow3350]

Smash charecter reveal though they become hell fires

[@justsomerando4905]

Who said that Ever

[@dillman4447]

@@justsomerando4905 i hear it all the time, from smash reveals to directs, any time some has a negative opinion about dlc the common response is, "quit acting entitled be grateful you got dlc", or when a direct comes out that's clearly garbage the common response is "quit acting entitled be grateful you got a direct". It's kind of ironic how many Nintendo fans will complain about how there own fanbase is entitled when in reality the majority are the people that accept mediocrity.

[@darkcrow3350]

@@dillman4447 but the opossite can also be true like splatoon 3 getting some bad responses Steve in smash getting hate for no reason as in a streamer calling people mentally ill for wanting Steve in smash its a double-edged sword both are entitled and wrong.

[@dillman4447]

@@darkcrow3350 those guys are usually in the minority though which is why i think it's weird that nintendo fans have this "entitled" stigma.

[@meatballphilosopher5734]

The reason Mario dies in all the smash trailers is it's a metaphor for the state of the company. But seriously, holy shit, even SONY doesn't fuck the consumer this bad!

[@mydudebrohansine8475]

SONY literally made a console with an internal clock to literally stop working multiple times in a row and even that isnt as bad as the hell that NINTENDO consumers have to face.

[@RobloxSexWatcher90000]

Me: **laughs in refund system**

[@rizaltizal1462]

The Minecraft server that I run at my house runs better than Mario Maker 2 online, and I run my Minecraft server off of a Walmart laptop.

[@marsh4329]

i dont even have a vr capable pc and it usually heats up when playing vrchat and it runs better than mario maker 2 online

[@apchistuz]

Play a real game

[@0009rekcurTkcuF]

@@apchistuz is that a joke?

[@averageeldeneternalrevenga7503]

@@apchistuz ah yes it’s so much of a not a real game that’s it’s the most bought game in the world

[@CDJAM-webm]

animal jam, a game that existed more than a decade runs better than mario maker 2 online

[@thatsastick13]

Nintendo: "No, you can't use emulators." Also Nintendo: **Uses emulators for 3D All-Stars**

[@raresschintee5216]

Lmao I play nintendo games only in emulators.With an Xbox controler because not all emulators are compatable with the keybord and mouse

[@JeffreyThrash]

They were actually caught just downloading a ROM of Super Mario Bros. and selling it on the Wii Virtual Console (albeit several years after Wii’s online services were shut down).

[@JeffreyThrash]

@007 megaoof That's the main thrust of my comment, yes.

[@danieluranga6872]

I mean they're totally in their right to sell emulated versions of games that they have the rights to, but it doesnt excuse how harsh they are on unofficial emulation, especially with their limited releases where you HAVE to buy a game within the first few months it's out.

[@DevilSpider_]

Nintendo's kinda hypocritical.

[@megasoniczxx]

"If you don't like Mario Galaxy then you're a robot without any emotions." Huh, it all makes sense now...

[@Chaos_867]

At least im not a human anymore

[@trevorsmith470]

>restricts people to one save file in half their games >claims that the only reason to use homebrew software is for piracy seems legit. yes, you can circumvent the one island per console thing with homebrew.

[@choihayting5039]

yes

[@TwistedFireX]

I thought you couldn’t get homebrew on the switch?

[@trevorsmith470]

@@TwistedFireX You can, though it's not as easy as it is on the 3DS, for example. There are guides on how to do it online.

[@TwistedFireX]

@@trevorsmith470 I have a newer switch lite, it seemed like it wasn’t possible according to the forums. You familiar with that problem per chance?

[@trevorsmith470]

@@TwistedFireX Yup, still haven't found a way to crack that one yet. It doesn't have the vulnerability that was commonly exploited with the original switch.

[@Knague]

"A list of musics you can find on youtube for free." Boy do I have some news for you

[@JoeMAMAkim]

What Are the news?

[@JeffreyThrash]

It will come back, and Nintendo will keep trying to shut it down again because they don’t understand how the Internet works. If they would just officially release their iconic soundtracks on Spotify or something (as opposed to making me unlock it in Smash Ultimate or putting it in a barebones Mario collection that will no longer be available later next year for no reason), this wouldn’t be half as aggravating a situation.

[@Knague]

@@JeffreyThrash still a dickmove to try to shut down all of the musics we can't listen to

[@FakestLoogi]

@@JoeMAMAkim nintendo blocked worldwide Gilvasunner's uploads of the entire Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, and Mariokart Wii OST off of KZbin

[@JeffreyThrash]

@Cooler Rafael Suprayogi Bowser wasn’t in charge when Nintendo shut down BrawlBRSTMs and DeoxysPrime’s channels on multiple occasions, nor was he in charge when Nintendo banned ROMs of their games on EmuParadise or attempted to shut down every fan game since the dawn of the modern Internet. Nintendo has always been over-protective of their IP while not giving us easy legal alternatives, and Doug is just carrying on the “fine” tradition of never questioning the old farts who still refuse to understand how the Internet or parodies work.

[@Rubykryix]

Nintendo is just the krusty krabs irl. They know how to make stuff eveyone loves but ruin the experience because of money

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

Except that Mr. Krabs has actually cared about what his customers have said before BECAUSE of money. Nintendo wants the money, but don't want the consumer and community cooperation that's required for the support they *expect* from us, not work for.

[@slwoo7432]

Also the difference is sometimes they want money than other times it like you don’t want money (example porting more older games.etc)

[@kagerisu]

Nintendo already has plenty of money. Delicious tears from dedicated fans is what Nintendo craves.

[@CarloNassar]

Actually, most of this isn't because of money.

[@CarloNassar]

@@sameman6884 I still believe there are other reasons. For something like taking down KZbin videos or defending stick drift (which even Microsoft is doing), do you think that's because of money? I personally feel like they just want to fail as a company, as with Sony and Microsoft. They can easily stop doing those two things to avoid getting anger from their fanbase, and they would *STILL* earn as much money as they already do now. Also, try talking about how lazy All-Stars is to anyone that prefers the collection. Believe it or not, there are people, such as Johnny from SomeCallMeJohnny, that actually prefer playing Sunshine and Galaxy in the collection to playing on the original hardware.

[@Crox101]

There is also a LOT of other problems with ACNH to the point that it doesn’t even feel like a true Animal Crossing game.

[@jackgamesjack_yt_6267]

i like how he said you cant make multiple islands but you can with the nintendo accounts right??? cause you can do that to make a fresh breeath of the wild save

[@ziimulhah3223]

@@jackgamesjack_yt_6267 nope. Even if you go to another account, it just puts you in your first file.

[@jackgamesjack_yt_6267]

@@ziimulhah3223 bruh seriously??? So how does bow work like that but not acnh

[@ziimulhah3223]

@@jackgamesjack_yt_6267 I have no idea, but I tried it myself, now I have to share an island with 2 people.

[@TheDeformedEevee]

Especially because more than half of the really good characters are nowhere to be seen.

[@dumblittleidiot1301]

I feel like the entirety of Nintendo just started falling ever since Reggie left.

[@rasmustheowl6773]

It be like that

[@CalzoneStudiozOfficial]

*REGGIE WE ARE S0RRY WE WILL NEVER BEG!!!*

[@An_Entire_Lime]

their bodies werent ready for Reggie's departure

[@supershituttp7425]

True

[@Cat-ki3hy]

But reggie, I thought you worked for nintendo! *NOT ANYMORE*

[@thease2096]

Mario will be publically executed in the next Smash trailer on March 31st.

[@DevilSpider_]

"Hello Mario, I want to play a game."

[@thease2096]

@@DevilSpider_ Is it bad that I read the "hello mario" in the sex-ed video Luigi voice?

[@DevilSpider_]

@@thease2096 Oof. I intented to make a SAW reference.

[@soapyguy6483]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6WYZIeZgK6fg8U

[@thease2096]

@@soapyguy6483 absolute banger

[@easobento2735]

When my sister asked me, why I'd hate Pokemon Sword and Shield I said: "The game is fun, but it is like you promise somebody to make a nice and delicious bowl of spaghetti bolognese and then you just give this person a bowl of pasta with kechup over it."

[@ItsRetroPlanet]

I mean sure, I'm sure if you squint really hard, you can look at it like it's a good bowl of pasta... But it doesn't mean it's going to taste good. That's pretty much how I felt about pokémon sword and shield. I knew I was going to fucking hate it. I knew the limited Pokemon was going to make it not worth my time ever again, I knew that nothing but raid battles are going to get boring. I tried so fucking hard to like it, I nearly broke my damn teeth trying to smile. But this is like trying to play off last month's spaghetti dinner, all rotten with mold, and trying to pose it off as today's dinner. It's so rough it I would never want to subject a human being to it.

[@daredrogers3884]

This description is the best way to describe it. The only really good about the game for me is the Pokemon camp mechanic and that it helped me discover I like double battles which me makes me upset that they don't use it much. Also it feels it wants say something deep like about sports or fan culture kinda like how BW had it's story based around the ethics of Pokemon battles but it never seems to commit to it and don't started on the final gym.

[@DragonFGCdb]

Wise words said from a man of culture

[@SnoFitzroy]

It's litrally not, what

[@easobento2735]

@@SnoFitzroy For me, it feels like this.

[@ins1ght_]

foekoe's editing is even funnier after 24 hours without sleep

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

Should I be worried?

[@ins1ght_]

@@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908 nah i pulled an all nighter once and watched a foekoe video, a delightful combination

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

@@ins1ght_ alright Then I shall not be concerned

[@AverageSynth]

When your game has worse connection than Human Fall Flat you know something is wrong

[@rocky-kg8cc]

I just want to search "mario" on april 1st and see what happens.

[@realkirbo]

i bet there’s gonna be some april fools joke and they still keep 3d all stars and mario bros 35 up

[@claytongray7656]

@@realkirbo Even when it's illegal to mislead consumers in Japan, Nintendo will easily get away with it.

[@mim3301]

The last straw is when super fighter M gets cease and desist

[@matthaisstupidus]

Super Fighter M? Is that the pixel art 2D Mario that got popular recently?

[@yummy-pizza]

@@matthaisstupidus no, watch smg4/hobo bros

[@cutiefriendsadventures7129]

It’s Cease and Desist was very obvious though. Just look at the game. You should be going “How did this manage to release on App Stores”

[@steveminecraft5887]

I cant run super fighters m :( it gets stuck at loading resources at the last part

[@thestoneyone06]

Is it a fan game?

[@ianeons9278]

It just feels like the Switch era is just super anti consumer

[@camygael]

When Nintendo realized that the switch made a shit ton of money and people will buy ANYTHING that has the Nintendo brand they started doing shit decisions and putting out cease and desists because they knew they can get away from this.

[@afloofyvixen9514]

@@camygael exactly People will buy literally anything if its popular hell even if sakurai just took a shit and then labelled same shit with nintendo™ on it and sold it for 60$ people.will.fucking.buy.it

[@berdwatcher5125]

@@afloofyvixen9514 dont forget about Nintendo online and the prices of games they make never drop no matter how many years go by.

[@zedbags]

"soundtracks that you can find free on youtube" Yeah...

[@geblordofchaos2965]

Nintendo ©: *its Showtime*

[@cadendavenport1417]

You can still find them easy on KZbin, nothing has changed.

[@zedbags]

@@cadendavenport1417 *7 months ago* Nintendo wiped many of their soundtracks from KZbin

[@MarioShotgun]

@@zedbags and it got worse

[@zedbags]

@@cadendavenport1417 And now Nintendo has killed GilvaSunner

[@Blingy]

*Nintendo:* We still haven't figured out voice chat after all these years. (Also voice chat may not be for kids sure but why should that stop them from figuring out how to use it? The PlayStation and Xbox have children's games. Does that still mean Nintendo should stay mediocre while other companies have already figured it out? The Nintendo Switch Online App has voice chat but fails to let you use it if your phone goes into Sleep Mode. How do you fuck that up? Discord and Skype are a go to.)

[@boxylemons7961]

"don't worry, our fans who have zero experience with how games aside from our own are supposed to work will just defend it anyways"

[@raresschintee5216]

As an example there are just 2 consoles who uses actually discs not like the game cube with those baby discs

[@beesbeesbeesbeesbees]

from what i know, there is *one* nintendo console that nintendo supported voice chat for, the wii. it was for *animal crossing.* on the *wii.* plus, it had to be with the sensor bar so there was a shit ton of echo

[@MadWeegee]

Idk if this is a joke, but Nintendo games are targeted towards children, and voice chat isn't exactly for young children

[@FrivolousAqua]

Believe it or not, Pokemon Gen 5 and 6 DID actually have support for voice chat, I've done it once it was bizarre ...They since ditched that idea though whoops

[@plummeted]

I feel like Nintendo is still using dial up at their offices

[@ninjacat230]

even with dial up, there is no excuse for online that bad. if quake 3 can run just fine over dial up, than a 2d platformer should be easy

[@AzazelSylphson]

Me to Nintendo- "JESUS! Please upgrade your wooden PC. Powered by 8 hamsters in wheels, who are digging for bitcoins in the woodchips!"

[@ThylineTheGay]

ninjacat230 nah they are streaming the screen of the other people and then using ai to get rid of the background

[@ToppetREAL]

@ninjacat230

[@IAm-zo1bo]

That's the kind of thumbnail that attracts everyone

[@shampoochamp5223]

I think it’s time that we stop assuming that mega-corporations think of their customers in the same way that your local stores do. At the level of corporations like Nintendo, Sony, or others like Microsoft, Facebook, etc, individual customers are probably about as easy to analyze as a single rain drop for a weather man. The only advantage is that these corporations can do certain things to affect the customer base as a whole, and do things like fuck us. All the time. Because they can.

[@RobynTheDragon]

A Hat in Time was acknowledged so I count that as a win. GO INDIE. AAA BAD.

[@fl0837]

he only good AAA is De Blob 1 & 2 change mah mind

[@MacenW]

Play God of War 2018. Superb AAA experience

[@WhipThenNaeNae]

@@MacenW it suksss

[@alanavalos6645]

Please tell them to finish pikmin 4

[@blaze5330]

They just announced a new game and it looks bad tbh

[@thegreatandlate7116]

I love how everyone’s shocked that Nintendo is being terrible and I’m just like, “Is this your guys’ first corporation?”

[@JustAguy006]

heh, EA.

[@JustAguy006]

@Cat I was just joking or you replying to greatandlate?

[@thegreatandlate7116]

@Cat Has it though? If we’re taking about games, I think they’re still the same level of (good) quality as always. However, as a company, Nintendo has always been pretty ruthless, ever since the NES days.

[@sawk1875]

The thing is, Nintendo is normally NOT terrible at all. They don't always make the right choices but they've had a pretty consistent record of doing the right thing and being pretty consumer-friendly until recently. That just makes these fuckups so much more difficult to accept.

[@thegreatandlate7116]

@@sawk1875 Eh I dunno. I feel like people were equally mad when Nintendo was taking down tons of fan games, and after a couple of years I don’t really remember it being that big. I think a similar thing is gonna happen here. After a year or so, this whole controversy is gonna seem so much smaller. Does that excuse Nintendo’s actions? Hell no, they should be held accountable. I just don’t think its any bigger than the bad stuff they’ve done before, and as a result, I think it’s gonna blow over in an equal amount of time.

[@ProdByEmi]

Bowser has now taken the compound by force.

[@RoyalBananaYT]

Other company : have this for free : Nintendo : I’m gonna rob you now

[@WunderwaffePrime]

Nintendo trying to make good business decisions is like me trying to be funny. See, I bet you didn't laugh at this.

[@alexsartandgameschannel3883]

I chuckled so i'm definitely not knuckles =\

[@anexplosion5436]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmWaoKpqlKigoZI

[@shookengie370]

@@alexsartandgameschannel3883 "Unlike sonic I don't chuckle"

[@exeexterminator1647]

I'd rather flex my knuckles

[@yourlocalcinnasnail3065]

I thought it was funny, but not enough to make me physically laugh

[@moghlusion]

Him: "everyone loves the dollar" *proceeds to show a picture of 50 Euro*

[@andknuckles101]

Euro > Dollar

[@francescodegregorio2824]

Monke trading cards > Euro

[@jbcoolerninja]

Yeah it kinda is stupid i know euro is the European dollar equivalent But when you say dollar you don't put a euro

[@nateman3420]

I like how at 4:03 opens with the "merry-go-round music" lol.

[@dawidgrasza1992]

7:13 very funny but for real i rewatched this part something like 14 times and Im still dying of laughter

[@ThatGuyRancid]

I just hurts me to see how Nintendo has been lately, like I’ve said many times to my friends the devs are great but the company is not.

[@thegames4565]

just fyi if you think "lately" means 2019 or 2020, you are wrong, this shit's been going on since 2015

[@CaptainCFalcon]

It was ever since Iwata passed, & I fucking knew it would be like this.

[@ThatGuyRancid]

Yeah I know it’s not recent, but it’s really hitting home now

[@aaronjones6299]

@@CaptainCFalcon but stuff like this was also happening before he passed

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@aaronjones6299 but not as frequently, not as aggressively, & not as upfront

[@GrimHoodie]

I was streaming Pokemon Ruby with a friend (and mind you I have 18 subs) I got copyright struck in 4 minutes and I can't stream anymore

[@melissafreed5903]

Bruh

[@SpitzThe]

Why Nintendo why

[@masonbooh5941]

Make that 21 subs

[@cst1229]

Da fuck

[@ethanb9981]

bruh moment indeed.

[@ihatecorpsehusband7147]

Nintendo: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

[@mentallyillchickennugget8177]

I personally think that nintendo just milks the shit out of mario

[@sonicbuzzar956]

I’m gonna start the #FreeFoekoe movement before Nintendo sends their Cease and Decist to this video.

[@methatswho6299]

#FreeFoekoe

[@trafficconememes331]

#FreeFoekoe

[@thecompactor]

#FreeFoekoe

[@Aggron_Ghost1221]

#FreeFoekoe

[@lele930]

#FreeFoekoe

[@punchedrose]

The main thing that annoys me about sword and shield is that they didn’t even add the Pokémon THAT IS LITERALLY A SWORD AND SHIELD

[@jamclone]

Aegislash will be remembered

[@gletchguy8806]

fuckin hell, just like solrock and lunatone arent even wild pokemon in sun and moon

[@positivea9111]

That how lazy and rush the game was

[@DiamondRedYeahBoai]

Doesn't Leon have an Aegislash?

[@jamclone]

@@DiamondRedYeahBoai we are all very stupid you are correct

[@Bruh-be6kv]

5:50 Kinda sad you didn't put Hornet and Hollow Knight as the siblings. Other than that good video!

[@hoppefrosk]

As for Pokémon, GameFreak have always been incompetent. Back in the day, they had trouble fitting all of Johto on the Gold/Silver cartridge, so they went to Iwata for help. fast forward and he gets back to them, not only fixing their issues, but fitting the entire Kanto region on the cartridge on top of the game that was already there. It's time to drop GameFreak and just move Pokémon to an in-house development team managed by Nintendo themselves, but GameFreak owns a third of Pokémon itself, like the Pokémon Company and Nintendo, so they're holding onto their cash cow, and choking the life out of it in the process.

[@brumptychipmunksey361]

The music choices of this video actually made me feel true fear

[@DankTDS]

what does this mean

[@6000.]

@@DankTDS your mom

[@DiagonalTanooki]

@@DankTDS yo mama

[@godmer1020]

@@DiagonalTanooki yo mama yo mama yo mama yo mama

[@DiagonalTanooki]

@@godmer1020 nice song

[@oriondotnet]

This video enlightened me to realize that I gotta stop buying Nintendo online

[@tobyk5091]

You can’t have finished it unless you are a time traveler

[@shakinspider]

You haven’t even finished it

[@tobyk5091]

Never mind you don’t need to have finished it to say that

[@oriondotnet]

Just wanted to make the funny lol

[@oriondotnet]

@@tobyk5091 yup it’s just hilarious that Nintendo does this

[@famousobject7440]

Holy shit Foe, I'm so glad I found your channel because I've been binging your videos every day, the amount of editing and work that you put into these silly videos is insane, I hope you keep it up man

[@alw5431]

1:12 :Play it at 0.25x speed and then you got the real speed for the online

[@methatswho6299]

Mario will never eat spaghetti again on March 31st.

[@MrAuger-bf2dd]

I have only on the fact they will keep it on the estoppel as a “surprise” to keep us happy.

[@shaboisaucy]

March 31st is my Fkin Birthday

[@atomiik_brainfood]

“This is the only time Nintendo has put something online into one of their games” Luigis balloon world: Am I a joke to you?

[@AngeryStonks]

Mario kart 8: am i a joke to you?

[@alfalfa301]

That meme is so old you should be jailed for grave digging.

[@silverreaps6803]

Balloon world is plagued by exploited balloons tbh

[@owo4288]

Pokemon

[@slwoo7432]

Smash bros brawl and smash 4 and all of miiverse :am I a joke to you

[@pizzalover346]

I appreciate the usage of Banjo-Tooie music. I never hear music from that game in videos let alone from my favorite level: Grunty Industries

[@samrosenthal3227]

Yo this is my first vid I've seen of yours and it is Hella well done, please continue with these kind of videos man!

[@andro_king]

nintendo profits off of holding you nostalgia hostage, like disney.

[@MapleMilk]

"60 Dollars or Mario's head goes 'bye bye!' on March 31st"

[@jamclone]

Exactly

[@MillyKKitty]

Jesus they're making a lot of live actions remakes....

[@BlueShyGuyDude]

4:09 That Soundtrack joke didn’t age well.

[@jojosbread_owo]

big thank you to the algorithm for bringing me to this channel

[@euanokeeffe9652]

Reggie leaves, Nintendo gets shitty. COINCIDINCE!? I THINK NOT

[@jangeljackel1194]

Nintendo hasn't been very Big Chungus lately 😔

[@DevynGreen5]

I felt that 👊😔

[@sticksmustbeconsumed989]

Reddit 100

[@DevynGreen5]

Stealth 0

[@therealhankster1691]

No fricking joke, I played online Mario maker 2 and we beat a long laggy level on "GO!".

[@godusopp1797]

I’m a big fan of seeing TF2 content being used in well edited videos *Sub Earned!*

[@icerius692]

“...but if you have to share the switch with a sister or brother or... an alien...” My non-binary sibling: Maybe I am an alien

[@computr166]

Well it doesn't matter what their gender is everyone can be an alien

[@Vinnus0824]

EA: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@charliefunk3309]

Facts, considering that EA stated that Nintendo and the Nintendo Switch suck ass. But EA is fucking worst.

[@Absorbant]

Comparing Nintendo to EA is like comparing cancer to aids. They're both fucking awful.

[@thatonestarmanintorobotics4319]

Company: *does anything* Everyone: GUYZZZZ ITS LIKE EA LOOOK AT MY COMPARISON WHERE I SAY COMPANY IZ LIKE EA OO OO-

[@charliefunk3309]

@@Absorbant Nintendo: You... Should stop comparing me to EA!

[@Vinnus0824]

@@charliefunk3309 I know EA is worse, but you gotta admit, they have both done some scummy thing throughout their existence.

[@frederikromer4618]

Foekoe: makes video about criticism on Nintendo Nintendo: puts their ad on video Me: Ironic

[@cram4676]

Frederik Römer: Foekoe: makes video about criticism on Nintendo Nintendo: puts their ad on video Me: Ironic

[@maxpaw2424]

Cram: Frederik Römer: Foekoe: makes a video about criticism on nintendo Nintendo: puts their ad on the video Me: ironic

[@breadbug6101]

MAXPAW: Cram: Frederik Römer: Foekoe: makes a video about criticism on Nintendo Nintendo: puts their ad on video Me: Ironic

[@youngyen2089]

LaBananaSoldato: MAXPAW: Cram: Frederik Römer: Foekoe: makes a video about criticism on Nintendo Nintendo: puts their ad on video Me: Ironic

[@ezkillguy8316]

Typical apple : LaBananaSoldato: MAXPAW: Cram: Frederik Römer: Foekoe: makes a video about criticism on Nintendo Nintendo: puts their ad on video Me: Ironic

[@ninawendrich1773]

3:37 threethreethreethreethree___

[@naomihowie]

I like how the biggest multimedia series in human history, is treated like something around the size of kirby or zelda.

[@hawwaiipizzabad6793]

Zelda and kirby are fricking massive too tho

[@BrochachoTheBro]

6:39 Imagine seeing 2000 of these planted outside of Liberty, Missouri in your name.

[@hadrian.2796]

That would be awesome

[@brickballyt]

meatcanyon man

[@enokitakes]

nice reference

[@SerenaNelsonWolfergame6]

When they shut down the Flipnote Hatena services for the DSi. It was absolutely heartbreaking 😭 I couldnt forgive them after that moment in 2013.

[@64bitmodels66]

Theres sudomemo as an alternative and it works just as well as hatena

[@placeholder1308]

Nintendo keeps trying to make semi-social media platforms but then shuts them down a few years later, because surprise, a social media full of kids is hard to moderate, and they never seem to learn that

[@64bitmodels66]

@@placeholder1308 just put a simple "online interactions not rated by the ESRB" before entering miiverse and get rid of stuff thats clearly nsfw thats all they have to do

[@oefest5252]

Fun Fact: *the enhanced renders are actually named “lazy renders” in the game files*

[@sweetwheatsy]

I gotta say, I appreciate all of the discussion recently brought up on Nintendo; it's even come so far I'm definitely considering not buying their products for the forseeable future (unless something spectacular in my eyes launches, I guess); so many other great games (and, more importantly, devs) out there anyway.

[@nevomizrachi6282]

Nintendo? more like Nin- I have committed 32 different war crimes in 1930 Scotland Ullapool -tendo

[@Ecb23]

Nintendo good games terrible company

[@tails183]

"Good games." Hmmmnn... only because Cyberpunk is being comparable right now.

[@Ecb23]

@@tails183 what?

[@soapyguy6483]

What the hell are you talking about

[@NotASpyReally]

JUst discovered your channel now!! GONNA SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW THIS IS GOOD CONTENT

[@slickrick3504]

When he said rare replay, i got a blast from my past

[@ST4_R]

Random Fact #26: Sharks have existed longer than trees.

[@Obesestrawberry]

Sad

[@cheviboi]

Thats not true but ok

[@ST4_R]

@@cheviboi It is True, Sharks have existed for more than 450 million years, whereas the earliest tree, lived around 350 million years ago. Acording to Google

[@cheviboi]

@@ST4_R oh ok im sorry

[@someguy1716]

Cool

[@crabulaunch4754]

That didn’t feel like 8 minutes

[@gibz6187]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[@marsrover69]

Idk man it felt like 8:01

[@DiagonalTanooki]

Felt like less

[@twoofthem46]

It felt like minus 8 minutes

[@DiagonalTanooki]

@@twoofthem46 oh no........

[@souporwormgaming]

"Introducing the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack" "... I'm getting a Steam Deck."

[@serio4689]

2:20, excuse me, where is dead by daylight?

[@iska-dq5xv]

What do you mean?!! Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud was an amazing game!

[@jealu3681]

I still don't understand why people are totally ignoring that Nintendo has always been like this... At the start of the WiiU era they ACTIVELY fought against content creators. And the online has always been shit.

[@MillyKKitty]

*tries to use phone's hotspot to connect to ACNL island* Game: Error 16383861. Can't connect to the island Like why the fuck is it so hard to make it connect? I can just as easily play Stardew Valley on pc with someone from Philippines!

[@galactic4012]

the online was only a little more excusable back then because you never had to pay for it the fact that they charge you for it now on the nintendo switch, and they don't do anything to improve it, or make it more worth your money, yeah that's ridiculous

[@souporwormgaming]

Thank you! Everyone just thinks that this started yesterday, but not really.

[@BendyCheesesenatorarmstrong]

This is too relatable I have to share my switch with an alien :(

[@Serpify]

the fact that he got the carousel music when open 3d all stars makes it so much better

[@maurovalente4901]

1:27 *Looks at language:* You have alerted the horde

[@meeskollenhof]

😂

[@matthaisstupidus]

DEUTSCHE, ARCHLOCHE. BIST DU SPRECHE IST?

[@SunMoon..]

@@matthaisstupidus Nee, het is Nederlands. Krijg het goed, mensen.

[@matthaisstupidus]

@@SunMoon.. danke schon

[@thecorruptedbit5585]

last time I was this early Iwata was looking at bananas

[@matthaisstupidus]

What

[@SafeRemain]

no, you arent "early" you are ON time perhaps a bit late

[@NeonWasInUse]

context?

[@thecorruptedbit5585]

@@NeonWasInUse in the early 2010s a picture of Iwata staring at a bunch of bananas went viral

[@deadchannel7879]

i’m planning on getting ps5 *-Mario*

[@geepgeepo]

i like how all these points and problems haven't changed or improved since then

[@Sofishticated792]

Switch online be like : **MIRCOWAVE SOUNDS**

[@ShibuNub3305]

BEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thebombingsoda]

When he said sword and sheild he didn’t even mention how if you save them to an SD card it corrupts the entire card and the switch can barely hold any thing so like every one has SD cards for the switch

[@bluefoxanimations2600]

What REALLY ground my gears was with animal crossing pocket camp, they updated it basically a week or two after I started playing it, thus making it incompatible for my phone, which is .02 gb less than what is required now

[@im_skrunkly]

fun fact: the trees in pokemon sword and shield is a reused asset from ocarina of time

[@cuddlefish7798]

Sword and shield is like gen 5 and Gen 6 had a kid and it got 5's amazing QoL and music traits but everything bad from X and Y

[@puggers8591]

What did you think about the characters were they good as gen 5 or bad as gen 6 I thought they were gen 5 level good not as good but, still good

[@cuddlefish7798]

@@puggers8591 definately better than gen 6

[@puggers8591]

@@cuddlefish7798 Understandable

[@mr.poogalizer8632]

Personally, I thought sword & shield was the most perfect to me, but now that I think about it, I don't think I really opened my eyes enough. Still good btw.

[@NeonWasInUse]

I always Saw SWSH as the weird middle ground of the series it did SO MUCH right if you play the game Like the games actually treating you like some random kid, and doesn't make the true villain instantly revealed in the first five seconds DLC instead of a Yearly Game (yearly games are pretty unrealistic for an RPG SERIES, so it's a much healthier approach than Yearly games imo) the New Pokémon, (the New Regis are the best of the new ones fight me) and the Gym leaders are all really nice and likeable characters. but at the same time does SO MUCH wrong The Story (for the most part, the "just some random kid" part is still good) the 3DS Game Graphics PAINFULLY slow battles that absolutely butcher competitive since you CAN'T TURN BATTLE ANIMATIONS OFF ONLINE. *A 20 MINUTE BATTLE TIMER* and 2 out of the 3 rivals are incredibly forgettable. Better than the dumpster fire that was USUM, but still a C tier game, I still like it, but a far cry from games like B2W2, and RSE.

[@AveryDoBeBusy]

2:52 how ironic that's the music he chose

[@raeshonsanchez1187]

This vid is about nintendo nintendos mascot is mario and who almost stabed mario in the heart in the latest smash reviel i wonder sethiro... there is no point

[@jamesmarowa30]

Nintendo will one day burn Italy to the ground if someone says Mario.

[@M64bros]

Nice made up excuse there

[@bing_crystal4831]

I am so damn happy you included clips from Luigi’s mansion 3. It’s my favorite game in GeNeRaL, not just by Nintendo. Like it’s actually engraved itself in my heart. I sort of expected a review of that one too, but honestly, I’m kind of glad you didn’t. Nothing will change my opinion about it. (Though I’d still listen if you had complaints about it)

[@0turi]

6:10 everyone likes the dollar *shows an euro*

[@piss2568]

I still play on my 3DS to take back the old Nintendo magic

[@jamclone]

3ds better than switch for the most part

[@janainaicbeuamericanspace4315]

@@jamclone Yeah Specially because the online is fucking free

[@2007ghettonissanaltima]

"The american greed takes everyone" -Niko bellic

[@TinMines]

1:07 I really appreciate the music here, a very underrated theme

[@Mauico187]

What is it called?