I Don't Forgive Liars

This is the greatest attempt to lie of All Time
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@jprofio]

I'll never get over the one guy's animations when he lies. It's like someone eating a lemon while being told their pet died

[@ViktoriaMagrey]

Oh my God that description's perfect

[@craigcode7103]

Robert Deniro eating a lemon ( stole the lemon part from you Jasper)

[@Halo3Legend11]

LMAO

[@chrisfromkc5698]

Looked like Robert Duvall

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

And their pet died from eating too many lemons so it transferred over to them

[@Tommy50377]

24:22 Charlie: "The town's full of maniacs." *Hard cuts to Charlie flying through the air in his car*

[@forgotten4006]

In typical Charlie fashion

[@alexbarlow6167]

son of a bitch you beat me to it pahahahah

[@CanadianGamer-rm6uc]

Ahh yes. Truly a sophisticated citizen of society am I right!

[@gruma6581]

18:07

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

That part was way too hilarious tbh

[@lucasqualls5086]

This video is perfectly edited. The mid cuts of Charlie driving like Frank Drebin are just amazing.

[@mr.bigchug]

G.O.A.T comment

[@torgosaves427]

we really missed out on a Naked Gun version of this game. 😔

[@MuNu_XiPi]

18:03 "No wonder he killed someone driving like this" *Detective proceeds to kill someone driving like this*

[@jobascantu3510]

“That’s the idea, Bekowski; I’m trying to kill this guy!”

[@guy_1698]

I was just about to comment this. I've never laughed so hard at a game before.

[@mrdoogle5931]

"I'd say dying killed him." Now those are the words of a detective.

[@Little-Birds-and-Camellias]

Detective Shirou Emiya on the case!

[@Flowerlytdm]

I like how you got spammed by bots lol

[@censoredrecon4029]

You wish you were half as big below the belt as me, because I’m girthierable

[@mitspeithetc]

@@censoredrecon4029 what the hell are you even talking about?

[@cooperhoffman8303]

What is the time stamp for this

[@drmobiandoom]

4:46 one of, if not, the greatest out-of-pocket, most left fielded moment in video game history

[@AxxLAfriku]

I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear ta

[@whodis4531]

@@AxxLAfriku what the fuck??

[@whodis4531]

Anyways ikr LMAOOO

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k .

[@johnvoigt67]

@@AxxLAfriku huhhh?????

[@MawDaws]

“This town’s full of maniacs.” -MoistCritical, before somehow crashing into the 2nd story of a building.

[@antthegord9411]

shame that your first 2 replies are bots but if it's any consolation this made me lol

[@anarkxi]

how did he even manage that in the first place

[@stupidmango4036]

I know it's been 2 years but it makes me happy to see the bots removed

[@LonelySandwich]

"I'd say dying killed him" - MoistCritikal 2022

[@kylejonas3875]

I think it was someone in chat who said it

[@Builder-]

lol

[@blyat8832]

That's very philosophical if you really think about it

[@Ebombe67]

Yo not getting views?

[@isntmypfpbeautiful5350]

@@kylejonas3875 a supergt fan no doubt

[@abirhasankhan9327]

"I'm currently solving a case of hit-and-run meanwhile contributing to a thousand more across the city" Perfectly sums every LA Noire stream charlie has done until now

[@jazzman7842]

@YeaMan your mother

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k . ..

[@abirhasankhan9327]

@@jazzman7842 no use replying to that man, it's a bot

[@LudaChez]

Funhaus plays through it and call it "Idiot Detective" and it always made me laugh the first thing they did was ram the car in to the first thing they saw.

[@SevenHunnid]

I get paid to smoke weed on my KZbin channel lmao😅 i got ads on my videos .. The pandemicc showed alot of people you can’t rely on a 9-5 solely on its own💯💧

[@dionyzus2909]

I absolutely love that barman at 16:26. His naughty expressions are so fucking funny, I almost can hear him thinking "damn what a hot investigator... I need to get a hold of myself"

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k . ..

[@SmashSSL]

Some call him Johnny

[@neil6348]

i mean cole is pretty handsome i dont blame the guy

[@gun_violence_gaming]

​@@SmashSSLthis username is teetering on the edge of concerning

[@cropsey7412]

This game has two indisputable quality : 1. it's utterly unique and 2. It's comedy gold.

[@muhanada2068]

Name?

[@regulushafidz7535]

@@muhanada2068 LA Noire

[@Fadez77]

20:24 : “You wanna back that up, little man?” I lost my shit there 🤣 Dame went straight for Charlie’s jugular 😭😂

[@supremeoverlord3581]

The motions and facial expressions look crazy good in this game

[@haus16a]

that's because of motion capture

[@flamevoid9162]

What game is this

[@begformiuiruma257]

@@flamevoid9162 it's called LA Noire

[@anusmcgee4150]

What blows my mind is how the tech that made this game predates modern games by a couple years. It's such a unique game and I love it as much in 2022 as much as I did when it first graced my PS3. For best results, play it with your spouse. I PROMISE they have a far better bullshit detector.

[@stpidstuff]

It looks like Source, from 2004. They could do better

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Charlie will never forgive liars obviously. It's in one of his 10 commandments. "Thou Shall not Lie"

[@clad3133]

Oh you changed your pfp

[@georgepeterzil6865]

That’s not a commandment tho

[@cubiccorp8235]

So we meet again

[@Paul-hl9nz]

You're everywhere

[@Crunchy-red-leaf]

The commandment is "thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor" but close enough.

[@Mattisnipe]

24:25 I like how both the car doors flew into an npc's face lmao

[@brendantunkel1114]

23:21 golden line: “He just said ‘ouch my knees’ and passed on”

[@tofoo72]

0:37 Charlie: *Crashes into corner while turning left and almost crashes into a car Cutscene: "we will take care of that for you"

[@jimbeats3733]

These bots are so god damn insufferable. What the actual fuck does Susan wojcickcici even do?????????????? Just make the platform worse???????????

[@tofoo72]

@@jimbeats3733 Every comment I made has bots lmao

[@jimbeats3733]

@@tofoo72 it’s so annoying. You shouldn’t be able to spam links let alone spam in general 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@tofoo72]

@@jimbeats3733 bro they blew up my comments. This sucks.

[@gyrozeppeli3438]

@@jimbeats3733 at this point they dont even care to at least try to yknow clean up the site lol.

[@michellesiregar8245]

This game is so underrated, the facial animation is so far ahead of its time

[@emilfrederiksen.1622]

True first game to motion capture facial expressions

[@KangarooMonkey]

All pioneers are ahead of their time.

[@FUKKFACE]

0

[@zeapsin186]

I mean, it is Rockstar we're talking about.

[@Insideman666]

Lol

[@rzg4648]

It’s crazy how the facial expressions are still good even today

[@cortster12]

That's face-mapping for ya!

[@dragon___]

because real actors were motion-captured for it and the devs didnt pull any punches making that opportunity go to waste

[@corbandotson4295]

Yeah this game looks fucking awesome, even by today's standards

[@smugplush]

Same with Half Life 2, it's still really good and aged well.

[@Scooter227]

not really mo-capped, more like 3D scanned textures that update when certain muscles are manipulated.

[@uncannyvalley3190]

Charlie: "This town is full of maniacs!" Charlie: literally a second later* 24:25

[@tofoo72]

1:52 Charlie: "How can you not trust that face?" Also Charlie: "Looks like he's looking directly into the sun"

[@bamboozled614]

that is what he said, good job repeating it

[@CorbinSparrow]

Man the amount of bots

[@Karl-xt2kn]

"No wonder you killed someone driving like that" Charlie instantly hits 2 more people 😂

[@xianiaa9939]

Fuck those bots.

[@Karl-xt2kn]

@@xianiaa9939 Thank u

[@LeaglRuby91]

26:30 That cut to the next clip.

[@MediaExplainsBusiness]

witness: *breaths* Charlie: why are you fucking lying to me

[@carlhartwell7978]

5:51lmao, I'm just imagining the partner frantically sticking his head out of the car to take a look at the carnage, turning back to Charlie with the _'look out for the pedestrians!'_ And Charlie just ignoring him as he just nonchalantly turns into the oncoming traffic, offering only _'Alriiight, let's ride Bekowski...'_

[@palmerscott23]

This has become one of my favorite comments on KZbin.

[@ska187]

I love LA Noire and how it can just go off the rails with the accusations like at 4:46. ManSlayer made amazing cuts with the dialogue that i still watch nowadays

[@braddivens5179]

HAIIIIIIII

[@ZackaryWilliams77]

31:06 My personal favorite of this. Just walks in and drops the Thompson right in front of him.

[@jellyfishtrifle7883]

If you're unsure during any interrogation, the trick is to always accuse of lying first because you can back out of it without hurting your score, but you can't back out of doubting someone.

[@OwOw_it_Lily]

"Did you steal the cookies?" "No-" "YOU'RE LYING" "What-" "Okay you're innocent" [Affirmative ding sound]

[@anubhavthakur2985]

@@OwOw_it_Lily a genuine comment among bots eh! Niceee

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

that sounds backwards are lying and doubt flipped?

[@jordanbirkin1997__]

“You keep lying and I’ll send you and the baby to jail” jesus calm down phelps

[@Nekonata_]

Man, he really doesn’t forgive liars

[@syeda1]

annoying bots

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@YeaMan penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@michellesiregar8245]

@YeaMan i'm better than YeaMan I got paige on my heat

[@savion29]

@@michellesiregar8245 Michelle better paige me on heat

[@jazzman7842]

@YeaMan your mother

[@sidharthrana8479]

20:34 This was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kevindinner670]

I know that was funny 😂😂😂

[@alicetheneko7529]

All Charlie driving sequences: 00:25 5:49 8:05 11:43 13:47 17:45 21:32 24:12 26:14 27:03 28:04

[@austinb.4230]

He doesn’t forgive liars.

[@marcuschristofferpaghmarti9623]

Damn right he doesn't

[@duraffgaming2090]

I think you’re right

[@oatmeal0]

Damn straight.

[@bushmanairsoft9578]

So true

[@SickobingNotAutism]

Damn he really doesnt

[@voteZDLR]

I remember when this game just came out. I was recovering from a drug addiction at the time and this game made that entire process a lot easier. It still sucked don't get me wrong but that's one of the hardest things to do when going through that process is trying to keep your mind off the drugs. They say find a hobby or something else to try to occupy your mind with so this came at a really particularly great time for me. I wouldn't go as far as saying it saved my life but I will never forget that process and by extension I will never forget this game and what it meant to me at the time.

[@DrMattPDO]

Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs you should try them one more time just a gram drugs you’re thinking about drugs now

[@lunausagi8495]

@@DrMattPDO P҉i҉s҉s҉ ҉o҉f҉f҉ ҉c҉u҉n҉t҉

[@jspantonio8807]

@@DrMattPDO LMFAOOO

[@adhchopper]

@@DrMattPDO bro 😂

[@DrMattPDO]

@@jspantonio8807 what’s one hit/dose? I think he should try it again 😈

[@marsmurderer9868]

"They were working on the tires, that's all that was took!" *immediately strokes out*

[@yotsuba7573]

2:45 I love throughout LA Noire the occasional camera cut back to Cole grimacing at a blatant lie sometimes like *You're serious?*

[@compatriot852]

This games really deserves a sequel

[@sandianexpress1198]

Not with current rockstar

[@whitemamba0089]

@@sandianexpress1198 rockstar aint released shit since rdr2 lol

[@LP-xw7ix]

Current rockstar wont even give it a remaster at least I hope after what they did to GTA

[@damn6039]

@TheDreamSmasher was it really recieved that bad at the time?

[@kenny42069]

The more I look back on this game the more I've come to appreciate it. After a while I thought it was kind of goofy, but now I admire what it tried to do, and honestly? It still holds up. No game since has tried to use facial capture like this (for good reason, I'm pretty sure it was so expensive they went bankrupt), and it's one of the rare few detective games that requires some degree of critical thinking and puzzle solving. And once you get into it, the story actually covers some real, heavy shit that most games wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Yeah, it has it's flaws, its jank, its rough edges. But goddamit if this game isn't the definition of "diamond in the rough". I want to go back and play it now.

[@anonymousanonymous5732]

Imagine if this came out a generation later. The face animations are still really good

[@GassN3R0]

word I said the same the car dealership guys lip movements were on point top tier!

[@borimaster2412]

god I need more gameplay footage of Charlie playing this. funniest video game police brutality I've seen in a long while. like I love the idea that rest of the town's law enforcement have to deal with the mess he's left behind all the via hit-and-runs, deaths, and property damage

[@potatoezz7037]

Yeah he streams it pretty often on his twitch

[@usernamesarehard1664]

24:53 funny thing is code 4 means no further assistance is needed

[@ncrtrooper517]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k Awww...

[@neil6348]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@tofoo72]

2:12 "I'm accusing you of lying to me... and then making a very s-.. a very strange face at me"

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k ...w

[@aqn01]

13:11 he did it, he said it

[@maxhydekyle2425]

L.A. Noire is legitimately my favorite game. I know the facial expressions are pretty goofy, but overall they work very well and look quite good, especially for 2011. Graphics really haven't gotten all that much better in the past 11 years.

[@synthetikego2683]

i love how charlies moral compass is broken enough to not forgive liars yet simultaneously murder innocent civilians whilst pursuing a crime

[@boop99]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) I am definitely praying for you

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@alxxa1111]

14:07 used an inflation calculator, turns out $16,000 is about $666,000 today.

[@youngcorcs9189]

I love how Charlie drives in this game it makes me laugh everytime he pulls off

[@Byeahman]

8:18 “learn to drive!” *Proceeds to run over a bunch of trash cans and a lamp post in a failed attempt to drift*

[@ctya263]

It's good to see that Jesus appreciates this massively underrated game, like this moment at 4:46.

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k Awww .. ..

[@abirhasankhan9327]

It's such a fun experience seeing Charlie play this game including all his shenanigans

[@Soldier.505]

I swear these bots are so annoying man

[@Crimbtw]

What game is this, never heard of it yet it seems underrated

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@abirhasankhan9327]

@@Crimbtw L. A. Noire, rockstar games

[@Crimbtw]

@@abirhasankhan9327 Idk why I instantly thought rockstar games had to be the studio. It just had their style

[@shadowpunk93]

"What a goddamn lie, you filthy harpy." I about had a stroke with that one. 😂

[@lizamikhalchuk9917]

24:24 "The town is full of maniacs" *immediately cuts away to a flying car*

[@builtdoggy]

this game was wayyyy ahead of its time

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@YeaMan penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@AleksandarBell]

Here’s a non bot reply

[@goldenbro439]

@ARABELA bot

[@goldenbro439]

@VICKY🦋 bot

[@goldenbro439]

@Ijar Ka,,,, 👇💋 bot

[@Christopher-lr9gv]

24:40 this town is filled with crazy people cuts to him flying through the air

[@sundaynightdrunk]

Charlie streaming this game has been the best yet. I love it when he actually really enjoys a game, and you can tell by how damn much fun he has with it.

[@BenDover-lw6bb]

I don’t wtf is happening in this game I just enjoy Charlie’s commentary

[@kaismolarek]

24:23 might be the best cut in the history of KZbin

[@ddrevm]

Charlie: Learn to drive Also Charlie: crashes into another car 20 seconds later

[@kanthonyofficial]

8:08 - “can we try to get there in one piece!?! immediately swerves into head on traffic

[@Frostaltered]

i love how Charlie plays this game so chaotically. Since when I play, I always drive correctly and stay textbook. So it is goofy seeing this type of gameplay 24:20 "this town is full of maniacs..." next fucken frame he somehow launched his car like 4 stories into the air and crashes into a crowd of civilians

[@kingCrow998]

18:35 "How does a vehicular manslaughter rap sound?" Right after he just mowed down 20 civilians in the car chase 🤣

[@purebattle3175]

Bekowsky: “You don’t care who gets in your way do you”?!?! Charlie running into cars: “Nope”. 😂😂 21:33

[@dillyt6948]

"Are you trying to kill me?!" "Nope"

[@ShatteredAce]

Charlie is the epitome of sleuthing, deduction, and most importantly! Safe driving. Good job, Charlie, the streets are safer with YOU behind the wheel

[@Fem_Witch]

Charlie: "this town is full of maniacs." Also Charlie: *tries to make the flying car of the future today.*

[@Fem_Witch]

@dueeh nyyu Tophe: "there's a physical reaction whenever someone lies." That guy: *becomes physical reaction from lying*

[@Oka_3]

Lol it sounds like he says “That n***** got fucked up.” At 22:07

[@crazycooln01]

That guy got fucked up Is what he said

[@fuk1tsu91]

The characters in this game has 12x better facial expression and emotion showed then Kristen Stewart throughout the Twilight series

[@MMACinephile]

What are you talking about? The Twilight Zone is one of the best shows of all time. Your comment is absolute drivel.

[@Anna-sd4zl]

@@MMACinephile I think op is talking about Twilight movie series.

[@stmsin]

@@MMACinephile are you kidding or what

[@MMACinephile]

@@stmsin I was, yes.

[@stmsin]

@@MMACinephile oh good sarcasm couldnt tell

[@wildtrickster4135]

25:20 lmao not just any two big guys but a couple of mudering lunatics

[@MrWooaa]

These are a lot of fun to watch, I hope you keep making them.

[@abduu173]

Lorna: You wanna back that up little man? Charlie: and that’s when i took it personal

[@calvinyazzie3338]

I love this game, it's made even better with the memes from this community 😂

[@abvgdika8378]

name of the game?

[@Poopsickle12]

@@abvgdika8378 LA noire

[@averagecartoonfan3519]

@BlueFoxDA sure he’s a bot, but what’s so bad about being a trump supporter lol

[@armyspy9797]

No but ok

[@michellesiregar8245]

Your comment have been invaded by Skynet

[@danramos6192]

"This town's full of maniacs" Meanwhile in the very next clip: *car defies known laws of physics*

[@igr4viti]

i will never be convinced that this game is anything short of perfect

[@sbstnsts]

10:02 "right to my face in front of bekowsky ... and god?!"

[@TuleeMaster]

That Christmas tree behind Charles will still be there on Valentine's Day.

[@chisecrecy4974]

If there's one thing I learned from this playthrough, it's that you never deny Charles White a hot dog.

[@RAPTORREX_]

i like how on a hit and run mission charlie realized he was finally able to well... **hit and run**

[@thebleachbartender1312]

24:23 "this town is full of maniacs" *cuts to him doing barrel in the air with his car*

[@adamhill7044]

"no wonder he killed someone, driving like this" charlie: *runs over 3 pedestrians and hits a sign* That's the idea

[@Diesel_Budgie]

"No wonder he killed someone, driving like this!" *Immediately flatlines a pedestrian*

[@LP-xw7ix]

Charlie keeps reminding me of great games that will never get sequels in 1000 years

[@LadyofRohan87]

I remember back when this came out, I was rolling on the floor dying laughing over Cole's bluntness. I still randomly link people to the infamous line with zero context.

[@ZACKARDO]

Charlie killing hundreds of people and he didn't notice he killed any until 22:00

[@shamanthatidiot]

2:52 this guy's facial expressions just kills me- he looks constipated lol

[@rtx-kk2xq]

Im so glad he's posting more of this

[@MJB1993]

17:00 Bartender with the EDP face

[@benmoore7678]

Love you Charlie, thanks for the great content over the years!

[@ThreeMusketeersGaming69]

1:54 when the edibles kick in

[@KONGKING2013]

Ive been looking for a series of charlies to really sink into im really enjoying this play thru

[@Infamously2204]

This is the best playthrough i've seen in a longtime. God bless your soul Charlie.

[@IMorphyus]

28:43. I laughed wayyyyy to hard at that statement

[@palidus]

I'm so glad they made the naked gun into a video game. this is incredible.

[@rrinnlonginus]

24:14 Charlie: "This town's full of maniacs" Charlie: *flying in a car

[@breakthatbread8435]

This is still one of his best videos. Every joke and his overall demanor to casually recking the city and runing the lives of civilians as he investigates stuff like traffic crimes is top tier.

[@qjames0077]

4:46 Well, that escalated quickly

[@greb5142]

Oh what? I didn't expect this to have multiple episodes, I actually went to watch these stream recordings on Twitch, but I'm glad that there are more.

[@finalformroku2072]

"This town's full of maniacs." -clips to him flying towards a bunch of pedestrians. I love this guy😂😂

[@tucatheman]

It's so funny when Cr1tikal just carelessly drives and sends civillians off flying 💀💀💀💀 same thing when i watch someone play gta5

[@Karl-xt2kn]

Lmao "watch out little man" ..... "DAMN like she's really talking to me" had me joked out more than it should

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k . ..

[@australiam72430]

@3:07 is the beginning of an in-game Robert De Niro impersonation 🤣😂

[@codydellavalle9633]

Please do a full series on this 😩

[@sfswavy]

one of my favorite games of all time, as someone who keeps pushing for a detective game, this game being in the 40s setting and being able to pick an option in dialogues is just so fun to play but ofc this game only feels good on the first play since u know what would happen on the 2nd play or a repeat.