I don't mind small hands (Balatro)

[@miffedmeff7302]

Me when I'm playing a roguelite poker game that allows me to selectively remove cards from my deck in order to draw better hands, and thus obtain a better score:

[@JB-xl2jc]

Thou'rt Enelle?!

[@shmegma3425]

slay the spire?

[@ladylad2763]

So true

[@JrIcify]

They should make a guy out of that

[@totakkyr7627]

This guy gets it

[@blackmage1276]

27:49 when you ask the water on the grass what it's name is

[@Agathon0]

+2

[@knowcreativity]

i swear to God if he says I'm so due I'm gunna touch you

[@tamriilin]

lol +2

[@idlegameplayer3756]

+2

[@darkalix1511]

this is so random... i love it

[@rodrigosousa7504]

"A jack is just a queen in waiting" just in time for pride month

[@DarkRaen666]

Watching him skip shoot the moon joker and then proceed to build a deck of queens made me have a mental breakdown, and then I saw this comment right as he said it and I died

[@JoeCMath]

😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

[@myspicyclips6402]

@@DarkRaen666shut up

[@Licw-Luxus]

ew

[@yoosh9034]

@@Licw-Luxus POV: a woman just looked at you

[@101lwx]

This is the most locked out I've seen NL and yet he still wins he's just a different kind of beast

[@lumaseed6490]

This game makes a lot of satisfying noises

[@jcbro86]

Constant dopamine drip

[@mhbackman]

The negative joker sound is the ultimate dopamine hit for me

[@tanoiason]

@@mhbackmanme when the negative joker sound plays 🤑🤑🤑 Me when i see its negative stencil 😦😦😦😦

[@iluxa-4000]

I honestly think that when a game has satisfying sounds and ost, it is almost always a cult classic

[@lukesesh]

​@@jcbro86do you genuinely derive pleasure from small clicks and beeps? You gotta get something else going on in your life mate

[@cinder6775]

girlfriend reassuring her insecure, small-handed boyfriend:

[@idiothead5731]

straight posting during pride month? How shameful

[@Doctor_Sawbones]

“A jack is just a Queen in waiting”. Happy pride

[@randolfthegray9841]

Rental credit card is such a funny concept to me.

[@m.i.a-ethan2421]

We were balatro guys. How far we’ve fallen

[@fairy__nova]

1:47 my boyfriend when he first laid eyes on me

[@KG-uj7xy]

'A six' or 'wraith'?

[@fairy__nova]

@@KG-uj7xy wraith? Was my response (it was a halloween party)

[@KG-uj7xy]

@@fairy__nova Oh, sounds like a fun story of a first meeting. Didn't expect this joke had a nice context.

[@bobsaget9170]

We're balatro guys of course we're also balatro girls

[@manguy01]

I'm dying XD

[@NewxWorldxOrder323]

30 seconds in, and we're already throwing away 4 of a kind

[@H2A_23]

lmao

[@RabaAbaDaba]

All those times he said "I am going to become the joker" I get it now 😮

[@lime9699]

You know what they say about guys with small hands? They have small decks

[@scootscoot5061]

Honestly this tickled me +2

[@rileybailey1178]

So what you're saying is I have a chance? Sweet.

[@Exalosia]

13:35 when my friend jack says he thinks he might be transgender

[@augustusflemming164]

me when I'm an open minded piano teacher

[@adrianopairetti3417]

+2

[@I_EAF_19882]

Holy gravy I type A’d all over the place seeing vagabond and erosion disrespected so frequently

[@memog.4910]

"A Jack is just a Queen in waiting." Happy Pride everyone

[@mjb3190]

spent all that time building the flush 5 to not play it on the last hand when he needed it

[@Nikowo1610]

Doofenshmirtz's dream woman

[@n1l_0k]

Dipped in chili oil

[@cyphate]

Of course balatro we we're guys buy observatory and dont buy the flush planet in the shop

[@WickenChingz]

Uh oh yall it's gettin kinda hazy

[@yadamspiezer]

The Steelers when they drafted Kenny Pickett:

[@2emoseley]

+2

[@corymitts6246]

+2 😢

[@heeho33]

+2

[@PenguinOnDopee]

Me when I realise it look bigger in small hands:

[@dildino6199]

What happened, he hasn't uploaded in two days, is he ok?

[@valentino-fc2me]

Maybe he is on vacation 🫦

[@not_ryuka]

fell off

[@RexIsOnline]

I thought he ran out new thumbnail faces but holy smokes

[@H2A_23]

lmao

[@Blooplz]

After your hands get hit by a shrink ray

[@DatWingMan]

Me when I’m used to minuscule favors:

[@Matthew-nz7pz]

The Vagabond misplays are off the charts in this one...and I'm lovin every minute of it!

[@spudbuddy6390]

Chiblee... Olivia Munn... We love our Chiblee, don't we folks? Yes, we do.

[@noahbruce1212]

Went to Costco for the first time today because of this man

[@kaimusic7884]

me when someone asks if I mind switching from go fish to blackjack:

[@connorhayes2374]

Me when I’m saying my daily affirmations as a self-doubting concert pianist

[@PigeonABC]

You inspired me to start my own yt channel. First vid wil go online in ~30 min! quality is still rough but i hope to improve with time. Let me know what you think about it!

[@oceanman_8370]

He was right, I didn’t see the vision until It came true

[@richienouveau]

him throwing away a 4 of a kind in his first round 😭

[@_ghostman]

Melania when asked about her preferences in men:

[@tag7137]

Guys i was running cartomancer and got canio from an arcana pack, then proceeded to not get a single hanged man for 4 antes 😔

[@erroneousdrunk]

The one chatter who's like you have no econ after he just beat gold stake 😂 I swear chat is just unmitigated id

[@Apollo-gp5vm]

NL confusing +1 hand for hand size twice and not noticing

[@ZBTEproductions]

Idk why he didn't play a five of a kind as soon as possible so he could get the planet card, especially with constellation

[@slay-thoven1357]

When playing Balatro, the Joker asked Northernlion: between you and the boss blinds, who would win? Northernlion replied: “If the boss blind summoned its domain expansion, “The Plant,” I’d have a little trouble.” “But would you lose?” “Nah, I’d win.” “Ante 8, I’m sorry. I can’t even be mad right now. Everything just feels right. Among heaven and earth, I alone am the Balatro guy.” Brb learning to edit for this shitpost

[@DarnMyNameDoesntFi]

The Violent Femmes on opposite day:

[@jakeofalltrades9478]

Me talking to that one lawyer in always sunny

[@notradaem9213]

fascinating run, really

[@jhonmiths1344]

Me at the hospital getting a prostate exam

[@christofarien]

It’s crazy how bad the type a chatter was here

[@mcmuffinman44]

Me when I'm impersonating Melania

[@sagecole8055]

Impressive I’m stuck on orange stake. I can’t pass it.

[@RamenEnjoyer404]

jokerless challenge broke him (it broke me too)

[@pleesac]

great run

[@pepaigea]

1 more day

[@RobotnikPlngas]

Me when I'm tired of losing to Marth in Melee

[@N9TN9]

woo

[@Ando_Star]

Me when I meet Donald Trump and try to get an easy hand out

[@stephenp.jablonsky1727]

+2

[@datkid989]

+2

[@H2A_23]

0:22 why does he talk like that

[@vedomedo]

Honest question, how do people deal with the game fucking you over and straight up being impossible to play so much so that there’s not point in even going through the first two rounds? I get tilted like fucking crazy.

[@keldoe1351]

13:34 me when my friend Jack comes out as trans

[@penghuinkirby]

Northernlion slay

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@spicybeeframennoodle]

Melania Trump circa 2005:

[@Ivan-se5ge]

GG

[@Glyphezz]

him keeping a banana over a blueprint was diabolical, only nl

[@jake-wu2nq]

It was temporary, lasts 5 rounds and then doesn't do anything. When gros extincts it creates a common x3. If youre gonna backseat make it make sense 😏

[@koalabearxtb5665]

What in the 12 seconds ago

[@nohs8776]

when u and ur friend is trans 11:49

[@lockbotirl2394]

You really think you cooked with this one huh

[@nohs8776]

@@lockbotirl2394 𓀐𓂸📹 what me and ur mom did last night

[@rezfult5291]

wtf is that run

[@DaVanGo6]

15 seconds no views bro fell off

[@espkirby9946]

-2

[@corykurkowski5939]

Feeling anger swelling inside my heart reading this comment, then slowing coming to the understanding that it simply isn't worth the mental bandwidth to get mad at ultimately meaningless internet noise, and finally sinking into a zen state in which this drivel has no effect on my psyche. Inner peace.

[@nurik4445]

Your comment took me an a journey. +2​@@corykurkowski5939

[@KeDe1606]

You guys are a bit behind on the like-begging meta here. It’s just „[amount of seconds post upload] is crazy!“ now. Hope this helps!

[@Byron_Vega]

First

[@oneeyejack292]

No views in 52 seconds; You fell off.