I drove to the BEST Takeaway in England!

[@stevemoores2626]

I loved the pride on the owners face when Danny walked in. That was awesome.

[@jayr6666]

Oh the irony.

[@qasim5279]

​@jayr6666 yes the difference being 1 type of pride you'd be proud to teach your children the other type is being shoved down their throats at school.

[@iwearLingerie]

Lol the pride of serving crap food 😂

[@metro-v8]

@@iwearLingerie nah the strips and chips is amazing

[@Skaera75b]

Danny, please don't call yourself ugly. You're a beautiful man and I always look forward to having you on my screen. Love yourself, my dude. You're more than worth it.

[@sneer0101]

Chill out

[@Yue_Jin]

This one wants a kiss, Danny.

[@paulinepickering8151]

Totally ❤

[@lynnusman2822]

​@@Yue_Jin😂😂😂😂

[@C_Pedro13]

@@sneer0101You chill out pal

[@Ayoung2028]

Finally a takeaway shop which doesn’t rob its customers. That’s great value for money 👍

[@Jrlm57]

Seems very reasonable

[@iwearLingerie]

They're robbing everyone with that cheap low quality pizza 💀

[@oldironsides4107]

@iwearLingerie The English will eat poop if someone says it good and they will eat the shit and love it.

[@cassk9999]

They robbed me last time bastards they under charged him

[@spunkletonspermaticus3142]

It’s just another cheap and nasty Luton chicken shop, the town is rammed with them.. oh I’m sure they are not a front for money laundering. If you know you know.

[@TB-us7el]

The plastic bag hanging out of the window 9:43 above the shop is a nice touch.

[@Scott_M]

Remember in the film Elf where he goes in to try the ‘world’s greatest cup of coffee’ based on the poster in the window. 😂

[@magsk6721]

Danny your georgeous inside and out with a heart of gold .Who would absail down a building in winter with a christmas suit on for charity ? .Your a top guy and your well known and loved .Love watching your channel ❤😊

[@rich43434]

Something tells me this guy just woke up one day and decided to award himself to best takeaway in England

[@ant5963]

yeh agreed mate as soon as he said it has a big menu i knew it would be shit they never last. best takaways ive found are ones with a simple menu that hasnt changed for years

[@Worthy1234]

I wonder how much it cost lmao thats if he didn't vote himself the best

[@Sufyaan0]

well if you do your research it actually did win two awards

[@Worthy1234]

Guessing your an employee lol just playing it didn't look anything special but looks aren't everything...@@Sufyaan0

[@RobCanada]

I've posted a comment about the company who gave him the award, but if you Google "Glasgow firm behind controversial awards events refuses to disclose details of ownership" I feel sorry for the owner as he was just scammed into thinking there was any validity in the award.

[@aliross8744]

Loved it at 8.23 when you commented "Is it somewhere you would stop late midday, not too sure" as 2 young lads behind you did exactly that. Keep up the good work. It isn't any surprise that passers by wan't photos and handshakes. Class work.

[@PastaSauce.]

Perfect timing lol

[@chrisphallheatlover9848]

I spotted that too 😂😂

[@SamHart-t4f]

Danny Malin is a Great Guy with a Heart of Gold and Rate my Takeaway wouldn’t be the same without him Your doing a great Job Dan 👍.

[@Matt19matt19]

Before anyone moans. Theres about 300 winners, most of which probably you could say classes as a takeaway. But this one was the only specifically labelled a takeaway winner. Well it was Regional winner and then an overall winner. If you're thinking to yourself something like "i know plenty of takeaways better than this" it might have been in a different category.

[@matthewj16]

He was so excited to have you there. Those are the best ones.

[@craig0weston20]

Love how Danny hoy just places his table anywhere.❤

[@rundattmedia2106]

Probably my favourite thing about this channel. I always laugh at the placements 😂

[@Chris-rt5mr]

Dont put yourself down bro absolutely love your vidos helps me when im feeling low keep doing what your doing your a absolute legend Watching From Southampton

[@WilliamPollard]

Thank you Danny. Love the channel. Love your sincerity. Don't change. You are beautiful as you are. Bravo. Always make me hungry.

[@danieljohntighe5699]

Watching Danny doing these takeaways always makes me feel hungry lol keep up the good work mate

[@anuj18]

Wow this is amazing video and review! Thanks and wish you all the very best :)

[@DJ-eh8nt]

This looks like old school take away 2000s back in day

[@billk9856]

Yeah, I really miss those good old fashioned burgers .... all the places that used to do those around me are gone.

[@DJ-eh8nt]

Wheres the mint sauce where ring sting was a thing

[@bzrkr444]

Most takeaways in luton look like this

[@David-km1wf]

If this is the best takeaway in the UK then I'm Mr Universe

[@johnnyboy123211]

💪🏾😂

[@Gentleman-Of-Culture]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrWho-vc2go]

Mr puniverse....

[@WatchingYou20241]

You clearly don't know good grub son 😂😅

[@Mistliam]

@@WatchingYou20241aaaaa hahaha 😂😂😂

[@EXPERIENCEDSHADOW]

Met this amazing chap last weekend at Wakefield, was like queueing to see santa then getting into is van, top bloke danny!! ❤

[@dstewart5242]

possibly queueing

[@EXPERIENCEDSHADOW]

@@dstewart5242 👏👏 🌟

[@frequentclearance9641]

​@@dstewart5242like you're possibly a nob?

[@dstewart5242]

takes one to know one🤡

[@luminisant]

getting into his van 💀💀💀

[@Steven-iron]

Just your average local chicken shop that's normally full of teenagers.

[@Bumbaclot213]

Roadmen everywhere

[@hxmza5538]

@@Bumbaclot213 not every teenager in a tracksuit is a “roadman” 😂

[@mikelucas7171]

Ace video you been not so active over the last few weeks hope all is well and bloody keep them comming. Def one of the best on this here KZbin

[@RonnieAcheson]

Love your reviews Danny, watching here in Atlantic Canada

[@amandacunningham4861]

Me too

[@IIChristisKingII]

Surprised you went back to Luton after that chippy with the goat sausage. 😅

[@summitsummit3634]

Here if it was a goat sausage probably would’ve been nicer than that gristle!

[@TB-us7el]

it was probably local 🐈and 🐶sausage

[@richardpotter712]

Danny is right, don't judge a takeaway by what it looks like from the outside. Sometimes the owners spend more time on the food, rather than looking after the building. A good example is "spicy food plus" at 83 Wilton road, Victoria, London. Broken old sign outside looks tatty. Fella bakes his own Naan with his own oven and makes fresh lamb madras every day. Seriously the best takeaway curry in London.

[@DLC-sy7pp]

From personal experience and From the episodes you have done, food places run by women are usually way above the typical blokes fast food shops. The place you had the falafels was one of those.

[@WilliamPollard]

I work in wine. Not a bad gig. The last several years I have noticed that my favorite wines are made by women winemakers. I think they are more focused and detailed than men. Proof is in the wine. So yes. I agree. 👍👍

[@DLC-sy7pp]

@@WilliamPollard I think the difference is that women actually care more about the end product etc. They're definitely better at certain things. And men are generally better at physical things. That's without going into politics!

[@TB-us7el]

all the top chefs are men, but if you mean grotty kebab shops, then maybe you are right...who knows

[@DLC-sy7pp]

@@TB-us7el I think that might have just been because of the misogynistic past where chefs are involved! Women care more about things in general, hence 99% of nurses are female etc. Just my theory anyway!

[@TB-us7el]

@@DLC-sy7pp well nursing is a good place for a gossip too, but I don't think caring for people and preparing food is the same thing. Anyway, don't want to drag it out. Take care pal 👍

[@Jay8_]

Danny you got to come to Milton Keynes your only up the road. Stony kebab house is a must and five Akhis is serious as well !!!

[@sohailahmed7828]

💩

[@anthonybeaumont7740]

Manjaros in Middlesbrough should be best takeaway in England respect to you danny for you visiting these takeaways

[@Skittledikk]

thats a chain restaurant m8

[@tossedsalad5532]

A honest review from your perspective is what makes you great

[@zshah7686]

Wrong one Danny, The better one is the top end of Dunstable Rd, near to Jct 10. There's no sit in area there, always a queue for service.

[@MariaLeathem]

Dany your personality is fantastic.i could listen to you all day.your a star 🎉😊

[@libertyordeaf]

Any place flogging pizzas, burgers, chicken, kebabs, jacket potatoes, desserts, etc. is trying to please everyone and is destined to be bog standard.

[@alexcuthbertson9808]

9/10 it’s a 10/10 price was fantastic for Luton just outside London & it was hot & tasty 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@johnnyboy123211]

Didnt get an "oh my gohd" !! Looked a solid 6 outa 10. Danny to nice

[@kierangrennan236]

7 probs

[@technon9745]

Yeah... solid 7 I reckon. I've learned not to watch his videos for his accurate scoring lol

[@mariejoyce5150]

Blue Atlantic Fish and chips , Great Doddington , just outside Wellingborough. Im a northerner but I lived down the road from there for 10 years until recently as good as northern fish and chips and I was brought up with my gran having a chippie , you need to check it out

[@Raizle]

Surprised he gave it a 9 based on his comments saying that there were better takeaways he has had. I was expecting him to give it a 7 at least.

[@bodbrochbremner6581]

I love lemon pepper pork so I’d probably love it. It’s different and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the next food craze. I’d score it an eight out of ten Danny.

[@Henrik-Kyndi84.]

All the best mr i lost my daughter not Long ago you are my therapy

[@chrisstronach5495]

So sorry to hear that. Deep sympathies ❤❤❤

[@Henrik-Kyndi84.]

@@chrisstronach5495 thank u dear Sir its just a getaway from the pain and ratemytakeaway does that for me thank u Sir again regards from denmark

[@Henrik-Kyndi84.]

Thank you kind Sir, regards from denmark

[@Henrik-Kyndi84.]

God bless you Sir i feel i a Big Hole in my heart but we have to move on and your words means alot kind sir

[@chrisstronach5495]

@@Henrik-Kyndi84. Stay strong and remember the good times. The love you had for your daughter will last forever. All The very Best ❤❤❤

[@hellsbunniestv584]

Strips and chips sounds like a dodgy casino! :) Sometimes I like a plce like that, when they get it right it just means they've got the right margins and they're not ploughing money into making a place look posh, the food speaks for itself and they're not looking for rewards. I could also meant it naff AF but the place looks spotless and the guy at the till looks proud and personable. Always a good sign.

[@andrewburton9643]

Just your bog standard British takeaway food, 4/5 outta 10 but surprisingly £6/7 more expensive than North East places. 😮😮😮

[@summitsummit3634]

Wey aye we’re value for money lad

[@shutomasi]

it looks standard but their shit is much better than most takeaways. their stuff is made in house, a lot fresher and a lot tastier. price is ridiculous but that’s just how areas round london are now.

[@AniGstring]

North East is surprisingly expensive for a takeaway. I'm now in the North West and that's where it's cheap!

[@andrewburton9643]

@@AniGstring probs depends where you go

[@lynnusman2822]

I just love yur uploads yur amazing n not forgetting camera man 😅😅😅😅😅❤

[@chloebirchall8021]

Hi Danny just subscribed and liked your video love your videos

[@justthetruth1]

That food looks great! Proper takeaway that lads!! 👌

[@Werry_Rang]

I searched "British food review guy" to revisit your channel😂 Subbed this time so I don't need to search again

[@simplyallanshow8094]

Definitely eat here rate my takeaway fan's. Great service from takeaway establishment. Get there fan's. Huge mega likes and subscribes. Allan. Scotland. Mysterious camera man dazzling danny and heaven sent production team. 😂

[@DEAJP10]

Why no feedback on what Danny thought of garlic mayo? If he didn’t like it, we should know, if he did why didn’t we see?

[@charlesgillespie2250]

Hiya mate love the videos pal. I’d recommend Centroz takeaway in Cleckheaton the munch boxes are great

[@padraiginhandmade8379]

You should try 'Cibo' in Bedford Danny! Just up the road from Luton if you're still about 👌🤘

[@ronpage1994]

Try the M1 and get the fcuk out of that shite hole

[@CuppaTeaandaSliceoCake]

Diamond geeza, is our Danny ...

[@ital2525]

The best kebab i have ever seen you eat was in Berlin!

[@saadbchara3248]

Danny the legend ❤

[@heatherstewart7926]

you are not ugly Danny you are beautiful inside and out

[@matthewcoleman8267]

This strikes me similar to wine awards, if you go down any booze aisle in the supermarket almost all of them have won an 'award'. If you sign up to enough and pay your money you can 'win' an award.

[@frederickkay4308]

Even Stevie Wonder could see that wasn’t best takeaway in Britain

[@markbrennan4693]

Your right. Average at best

[@DrWho-vc2go]

You don't go to many takeaways, then. 🙄

[@DrWho-vc2go]

The takeaways you probably buy, are as dry as your sense of humour.

[@jackwatsonepic626]

If it was awarded properly, Danny would say the food was nice That looks average to me anyway🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

[@mynewxiaomi4828]

Do you eat with your eyes or your mouth? Is it about the taste of the food or the aesthetics? It's got a 5 star food hygiene rating, Danny likes the food. I don't understand why people are being so negative except for the fact that's it's Luton. At least make it make sense.

[@amandacunningham4861]

That pizza really did look delicious 🍕

[@karenhey3361]

You are not ugly I love your videos keep up the good work Danny

[@Mattjlh]

If you are down around Luton then I would highly recommend Best Kebab in Flitwick. It’s only down the road from Luton and a much nicer place. Also if you are around that area of the world then you need to go to Say Doughnuts in Bedford!! Enjoy big fella 👍

[@TheSliderking]

best place to go in Luton is Al Quds, its middle eastern food and is fantastic absolutely every time I've been

[@ronpage1994]

The best place to go in Luton is the airport.✈️

[@d1user]

The best place to go in Luton, is to follow any road that leads out of Luton.

[@trevorford8332]

Could Danny get a Packing ticket!! It might be an expensive meal this one. 😊

[@kievb8221]

Single yellow line.

[@Marc-s8x]

But parked on a pavement

[@kievb8221]

@@Marc-s8x what everybody in the world does.

[@danielcunningham6727]

0.5 seconds after placing the order "how much is that mate" 😂

[@skrem23]

He does that in every video.

[@ramshank99]

'Aw much' cried the Yorkshire man

[@steveparkes1]

All the way to Luton for that??

[@IFFYSOUNDS]

Dude just trying to help suggesting with the half and half Pizza and Danny got sus 🤣🤣

[@sarahlouise351]

Try ‘Burger Dudes’ in Sheffield it's absolutely amazing! Especially the ‘notorious P.I.G’ burger meal :)

[@adammoorby99]

Where abouts in Sheff is it? I wanna try it now lol

[@sarahlouise351]

@@adammoorby99 276 Ecclesall Road, Sheffield, S11 8PE

[@michaelpage4199]

Great review as always.

[@SeahorsesJay]

May I recommend Baghdad Fried Chicken (BFC), Afghanistan Fried Chicken (AFC) and Faruq's Fried Cat (FFC) all adjacent to one and other on Harehills Lane? Compare all 3.

[@Nooticus]

Thanks Danny for respectfully setting the record straight 👍

[@DanaGrant-lw3nz]

Danny is the best. Cheers!

[@dan003]

It's definitely a self-proclaimed "Best in the UK" award 😂

[@SHADOW.GGG-]

truck stop takeway just of a1 at carlton, i have tried most but this one is sublime, all local farm produce

[@christinahitson4837]

It seems most of the places have basically the same things. I also watch Blot outdoors and he does take away reviews as well. It seems they all have the same items.

[@christinahitson4837]

With that, I still enjoy watching your videos

[@LJW-PA1X]

Pop down braunstone chippy you legendary man

[@Sacred_Signal]

If it’s in Luton you know it’s going to be utter pony

[@RyanBroome-k9p]

Would you not eat the so called fish and donut batter at the luton fish shop 🤮

[@Sacred_Signal]

@@RyanBroome-k9p new lunchtime special: “Smelly fish donut” £20. If you’re lucky there might be a two tone saveloy left in the hot cupboard

[@Simon-50gtf]

And Asian.

[@mynewxiaomi4828]

@@Simon-50gtf Give it a rest. It's getting boring now.

[@shutomasi]

Food is the only thing Luton has going for it. Ofc a standard SFC spot isn’t gonna be crazy. Hit up Al Quds or smtn to see what its about

[@jayr6666]

The editing is sublime . Did you do it yourself ? lol

[@philcollinson328]

I'm enjoying seeing Danny be more critique these days. Early days he'd try and give most a solid 10 (other than a few notables where the food almost killed him 🤣)...A solid 10 holds a huge value. A solid 9 or 8 mean that if passing, and a bit peckish, the establishment is certainly worth a nip into for some scran.

[@Hendrix67297]

Are you getting him confused with Gary Eats? Danny has been pretty consistent in his scoring? 😂 Or are the ad company's being rinsed? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@philcollinson328]

No...don't know who this Gary is.

[@MS-ow5is]

Excellent food ❤

[@RosieAarons]

That cannot be England’s top takeaway. Just bog standard chicken shop

[@al1305]

nah they made that award up

[@Suf_92]

Krispy lemon chicken is the real deal, has been around for 2 decades. Lemon crispy is a pretender! No one has ever said lemon crispy is the best takeaway in town let alone the whole country…

[@DMG118]

Are there any Indigenous British-run takeaways in England? No hate just asking as I haven't seen any videos with any

[@Diggin4LifeMetalDetecting]

WHAT A DUMP OF A TAKEAWAY! Raise the bar level Danny.

[@itsajenny5249]

That was pure muck lad. What did u rate it ? Id give 2 or maybe 3 at a push.

[@jasonpatrick6595]

This was my local from 2019 until 2022. Lemon Crispy Chicken, Old Bedford Road, Luton. They don't mess around!!!

[@Fredinaship888]

YK Chow in Middlesbrough has had the same small menu since it opened in the 90's and i know people who have moved out of the area who drive up here every few month just to go to YK Chow. My favourite is special curry woth fried rice and prawn crackers. At dinner time i get double sausage chips peas and gravy and its the best food ive had from any chippy never mind a Chinese chipy. ❤❤❤

[@danpeters5028]

Been there years ago old Bedford road not been there for many years like but might have to give to a try again

[@RonaldPerrin]

Hey Danny. It would be ok not to open every container we might better concentrate on what dish you are eating at that moment. Would help keep the dishes a little warmer rather than while they are exposed to the chilly winds of late winter. Your comfort is very important. Great review too. In the end all awards that focus on the notion of “Best” are a bit silly anyway, and often a great weight for food establishments to bear. Such awards are a bit silly anyway. The food looked and you tell us it was tasty. Such findings rely on your depth of experience, which is ultimately subjective in nature.

[@keithbullen2242]

Luton Airport great place to fly out of

[@Scano41]

Danny lad get down to Weymouth Quay small chippy on the side street the best fish and chips and freshest fish to die for

[@brentford2]

Pizza looks great

[@Saj78605]

Was it the right one you went to

[@Daniel-xf1jq]

Danny when are you coming back to Luton

[@jesus8923]

Danny you should try byrnes in Liverpool mate the best fish and chips I’ve had normally a que down the road to at dinner time.

[@gtaswfc4684]

9????? Very surprised... you're too kind Danny boy...Seemed more like a 6/7 based on many others you've raved about..

[@mactheknifeuk]

the two scoundrels will be around the bin hoping he said "rob my takeaway"

[@rejiiiiiii1]

This guy used to work for the original “Krispy lemon” that’s been open for over 20 years and till this day they don’t do deliveries or online order just shows how good and busy it is. He took all the ideas and opened on the other side of luton and called it lemon crispy but tbh you can beat the original.

[@d1user]

The "Krispy Lemon" ur on about, don't do deliveries or online coz they're either doing tax evasion or the shop is a front for money laundering. Furthermore ppl always hype it up but everytime I went there the food was pretty bad. And they scam u, once I got chicken goujons and chips and he just took the meat of a chicken piece and put it on chips and charged me double wat 2 piece chicken and chips cost. Then I found this shop which was way better. I think the hype for the old shop comes from the confusion.

[@sanjidkhan6600]

They do deliver now.

[@rejiiiiiii1]

@@d1useriv never been scammed there nor do I think they are a front 😂 Unfortunately you had one off bad experience and since then put you off which is understandable. Yes you’re right they don’t deliver nor do online order, because they don’t need to there footfall walks in is too good to be paying Uber or anything other company a fee . But tbh iv always had good experience with the owner when im always there and welcoming .

[@AA-dy3qw]

I would recommend Greetalian in Luton and Little Lahore in Dunstable

[@francishuddy9462]

Danny has just invented a new phenomenon: outside table service from a takeaway 👍

[@yamyam3407]

There's one of these standard takeaways on every street in every town in the UK

[@bexhillbob]

Indeed. They all buy their stuff from the same cash and carry, so there's sadly very little difference between them all.

[@yamyam3407]

@@bexhillbob all frozen crap

[@shutomasi]

@@bexhillbobLemon crispy is made in house. They look standard but are much better than most takeaways, not the best tho thats for sure

[@noticing33]

You know what would be awsome if you do a 1minute recording of them preparing the food in the back

[@MD-gc4xq]

They were finalists not winners

[@garlichr]

Where the bloody hell did the old Doris disappear to at 12:35?!?!? 😂😂😂

[@ronpage1994]

She was a time traveller

[@speedincooper]

Wow those food awards he's got on the wall look like they were drawn in MS Paint in 1995 by an 8 year old.

[@Bumbaclot213]

Deluxe Paint 3 on the Amiga 600