Before you comment It, I figured I would: This guy only has one sweater am I right?
@milesbon12 ай бұрын
got him
@shelbyg60722 ай бұрын
woah sick burn
@clarawebster024682 ай бұрын
To be fair it’s a good sweater
@Misslyss20012 ай бұрын
Not you replying to yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kendall99732 ай бұрын
@@Misslyss2001and dissing himself 😂😂
@crookedhomes2 ай бұрын
calling the seals "dental dams" will unfortunately be added to my vocabulary
@anonymixx81062 ай бұрын
Random, but: I'm entirely here for it because we need more education on dental dams still existing and being beneficial for certain situations, as well as companies making MUCH better quality ones so more people would be willing to use them
@thejonnycakes2 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service
@sabrinaoxford47462 ай бұрын
I appreciate that you established that you eat ice cream "AT LEAST once a day" I feel validated
@susannahsaurus2 ай бұрын
The rolling chair crash with no acknowledgment is 100% undiluted Miles.
@kendall99732 ай бұрын
Got him 😂 as miles would say
@emmacaster67152 ай бұрын
The fact that I got an ice cream ad during this was offensive. You think I came here to hear anyone but Miles have an opinion on ice cream???
@TB-wt4fl2 ай бұрын
It took me way too long to realize this video was playing 1.35x speed. Just assumed Miles was cream hyped.
@susannahsaurus2 ай бұрын
Miles is never too fast, it is we who are too slow.
@kellydoscope_eyes2 ай бұрын
I probably would've done the same, our boy does love his ice cream and I'm here for it
@whiskeygrandpa14262 ай бұрын
@@TB-wt4fl could you even blame him?
@sagegreeeeeeenАй бұрын
Wait it’s so funny in that speed
@eimearreads2 ай бұрын
This is journalism 👏
@milesbon12 ай бұрын
thats exactly right
@colinayers34982 ай бұрын
🎵 I walk this lonely cream, on the boulevard of broken creams. Where the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I cream alone 🎶
@milesbon12 ай бұрын
Put this on my Spotify wrapped
@erinmarie32 ай бұрын
Miles, I’m 33 weeks pregnant and I have never related more to a KZbin video. Thank you 🎄
@milesbon12 ай бұрын
Lets absolutely go
@LieutenantSheep2 ай бұрын
Baby bones built by delicious cream
@Davinana442 ай бұрын
As an Oregonian I’m required to inform you it’s pronounced Till-a-muk. And Miles you NEED to go to the Tillamook cheese factory where you can see them make the cheese and get some ice cream right from the source.
@ceciliaschiedler43592 ай бұрын
You beat me to it! Tillamook rhymes with Brook!
@thejobbernowl2 ай бұрын
As a Washingtonian I love and support our neighbor and I also have been to the Tilliamook cheese factory and I do in fact recommend the visit
@glickspicks19692 ай бұрын
As a cow, we pronounce it Tillamoooook and appreciate Miles for saying it the right way 😅
@HotAmazon20202 ай бұрын
Thank you! Muk, not mook.
@annat.82612 ай бұрын
My children call it cheese world 😆😆
@shelbyg60722 ай бұрын
miles nation knows dessert should be had EVERY DAYYYY
@LieutenantSheep2 ай бұрын
Gotta have a Little Treat
@cdsabo2 ай бұрын
The baskin-robbins chocolate chip in place of vanilla pickup was such a clutch move. You can tell this guy is an ice cream pro.
@jdavisjohnson33802 ай бұрын
I’m so happy we finally met Kendall, we hear so much about her. She is so sweet and funny and has such similar humor to you. Love this eat the menu format (don’t tell)
@wistfulbirb2 ай бұрын
as a ice cream pro myself, you have earned even more respect from me. people deserve to have ice cream everyday multiple times throughout the day.
@nikki94172 ай бұрын
Miles as a girly with the same philosophical outlook as you who recently became allergic to milk I BEG for a part two trying all the milk substitute ice creams
@krissy550662 ай бұрын
I was just thinking this! Helps with the intense self-proclaimed lactose intolerance he mentioned 😂
@LieutenantSheep2 ай бұрын
As a sometimes intolerant girly, don’t overlook the lactaid ice cream! They’re the real deal! Tastes the same as any regular grocery store cream! The after taste can be a little odd tho gotta say lol
@LieutenantSheep2 ай бұрын
Also! I think Dreyers (the new vernacular, unfortunately) does a lactose free one on occasion so keep an eye out. If you like Ben and Jerry’s, their plant based brews aren’t bad. They’re not that good good cream, but they’re still packed with delicious calories and flavor lol
@EvWuzhere2 ай бұрын
Honestly a good percentage of them are better tasting and you dont feel whack after finishing a whole tub. People still on that dairycore grind are losers to be frank
@helmickkm2 ай бұрын
The Breyers/Dreyers dairy free is pretty solid!
@liddycasimiro2 ай бұрын
This video is so important to me. We all deserve a little cream at the end of the day and I’m so glad Miles is the one to speak up about it. Edit: Miles I wish you could try Bluebell homemade Vanilla. Some of the best cream ever.
@Rach311532 ай бұрын
Growing up, my grandparents “cut back” to having ice cream every other day. On their “off days”, they had Klondike bars, which they didn’t consider ice cream. So my philosophy is also to have ice cream everyday.
@nu80sdiscofunk2 ай бұрын
i was in the moment miles slid into the desk and continued talking normally, no retake, and the extreme closeup... my humor 😂😂
@victoriashaw64832 ай бұрын
RIP Miles, you would have loved Blue Bell ice cream, but alas you are not in Central/Southern US, so you'll never be able to appreciate how peak its vanilla is.
@meggiepie2 ай бұрын
its genuinely the only ice cream ill eat, i hope Miles gets to get that cream soon 🙏
@CamillesOnWheels2 ай бұрын
I don’t even eat dairy any more but I came to the comments hoping someone recommended Blue Bell because I grew up on it, and it can’t be beat
@Camzii972 ай бұрын
Miles your videos allow me to experience joy on this planet
@milesbon12 ай бұрын
THAT is the guarantee!
@stormyrosebud28782 ай бұрын
The way he maintained full composure after the turn and crash into the desk was perfection 😂💀
@bfrank552 ай бұрын
“it’s gelato… so it has eggs in it? … no.” Milesmas is giving me life and it’s only day 3
@clarawebster024682 ай бұрын
Just finished watching the Miles TGGT. So much Miles content!
@RainerGolden2 ай бұрын
I never thought I’d finish this video and yet I did. Miles, you’re just magnetic my man. Criminally underrated channel you’ve got here.
@zoegarcia87672 ай бұрын
I love everything about this. Especially “I wipe my ass with one scoop” 😂😂
@simonsaysism2 ай бұрын
The way he clearly didn't realize what he was saying until it was 70% out but then stuck with it anyway
@zoegarcia87672 ай бұрын
@ classic Miles!
@sannyfranny2 ай бұрын
This very much feels like a Scott Cramer video lol
@Plain_Lane2 ай бұрын
I would die for that collab! Since Miles has started doing videos like this I totally get those vibes too!
@meek-d4v2 ай бұрын
perfect timing for my wisdom teeth surgery next week thank you miles
@tannermurray4202 ай бұрын
this is actually so validating, i almost exclusively eat only ben and jerry's, tillamook, and talenti because i like them the most. knowing I'm objectively correct makes me no longer feel insane for having such strong ice cream allegiance
@sierramist13332 ай бұрын
I already crave Crab Rangoon constantly since that video, now I have to have ice cream. You need to get a sponsorship for this series!
@sage0fforest2 ай бұрын
“a pint doesn’t go further than two days for me” is so real 😂 i feel seen
@smoola70012 ай бұрын
Literally thank god for Milesmas
@PokhrajRoy.2 ай бұрын
So, it’s Milesmas, now? I like it. Also, I feel like we should be devoted to ice-creams for the joys they give us. I like experimenting with toppings like mango on vanilla or chocolate biscuit on vanilla.
@Mikeobdraws2 ай бұрын
This made me realise I’ve never tried straight up vanill Ben and j’s and now I will not rest until it is in my mouth
@kellydoscope_eyes2 ай бұрын
I cackled when you said "goverment-mandated ice cream" 😂
@bradarnold22 ай бұрын
He was right… this video changed everything. Adding ice cream straight to the top of the shopping list 🫡
@withlovecate2 ай бұрын
This is the cutest video on youtube. The unbridled joy on Miles face just being in the aisle with the ice cream is something hitherto unexplored by my eyes.
@Sarkkumurkku2 ай бұрын
Miles! Field trip time to Tillamook Cheese Factory in Tillamook Oregon. They have ice cream there too of course
@redhood47302 ай бұрын
Miles being a fellow Safeway shopper is the validation I desperately needed I'm a perfect person.
@tryingtothrive1572 ай бұрын
Miles, you've unlocked a dream I never thought I had. Ice cream every day sounds like a plan I can get behind 😄
@@Sew-Into-Music haha! it hit my ear wrong everytime he said it "mook"
@wallywallace21842 ай бұрын
It was jarring, but not the worst I've heard. My boss pronounces it "tilla-mock" and that was so unrecognizable to me that I didn't even realize we had conveyors there until I saw it in one of our file names.
@dreamyymoons2 ай бұрын
Went to perfect person live, been a patreon sub since the beginning, and am so stoked about your new channel. MY WHOLE FAMILY LOVES YOU MILES. Even my dog.
@AlyssaGrace132 ай бұрын
Ok but breyers vanilla BEAN is so good. That’s what my fam always buys for vanilla
@LieutenantSheep2 ай бұрын
I love the French vanilla. I think it’s yellow bc of egg but idc it’s GOATed
@AlyssaGrace132 ай бұрын
@ i’ll have to try! :)
@pepsigirl2832 ай бұрын
Top tier pie topping icecream
@clivestevens36002 ай бұрын
tillamook representation!! it's soooooooo good
@lorithomasscott3492 ай бұрын
miles i had to go downstairs to get some ice cream to be able to watch this RIGHT
@mikaylam.73772 ай бұрын
only four minutes into the video but when miles said he almost said vagina instead of vanilla, i had to pause to calm myself down from laughter
@leahw36712 ай бұрын
as a graduate student in human rights, i can confirm that there is a human right to rest and leisure (article 24 of the universal declaration of human rights) and ice cream is definitely a part of that, so you can certainly argue that there is a human right to ice cream :)
@mayabeanzzz2 ай бұрын
I thought pronunciation of Tillamook was a bit at first and then I realized it wasn’t and I laughed even harder… thank you, Miles -sincerely and Oregonian
@harperediger73752 ай бұрын
I showed my husband the rangoon video and I may may not have used it to justify getting rangoons once a week (which I have been doing for years" and he said "Welp. I hope he doesn't start encouraging your ice cream addiction too." so thanks miles.
@larvaedadindex2 ай бұрын
7:06 The cut here is so crazy man I just keep replaying it. Never change Miles lol
@ribbonlaceattitude83332 ай бұрын
You crashing directly into the camera with your chair made my day. Thank you.
@kristenelizabeth17592 ай бұрын
The fact that taste is no where to be found on that rubric 😂
@blipblop7342 ай бұрын
I believe everyone deserves two rows of Oreos with a nice glass of whole milk after din din
@milesbon12 ай бұрын
put it on the ballot and the country will be united once again
@internetfox2 ай бұрын
ice cream got me thru some tough times tbh. I can't have it so much anymore cuz it makes my tummy sad. But I still respect the ice cream daily grind.
@Posidilia2 ай бұрын
I need a Sporked collab with Miles where they eat various new icecream flavors or brands
@swit1905Ай бұрын
I'm sorry Miles, but dislike of Haagen-Dasz vanilla is like thinking Heinz ketchup is the worst ketchup. HD is simply the best!
@violetmarlo29782 ай бұрын
Applauding with spoons is the most adorable thing.
@sarahmcgovern31562 ай бұрын
Miles blindfolded = muppet, I can’t explain it
@maybe80292 ай бұрын
i was raised by a mom who was an everyday ice cream eater and i couldn’t be happier about it. impossible to live without a sweet treat everyday
@tensri4 күн бұрын
"overall vibe" and "fanciness" are top tier criteria ❤
@cb.on.yt22Ай бұрын
life hack for you miles: shift change for most food service places (and i can confirm from a year working at baskin robbins that this includes ice cream shops) happens around 4pm, as long as you go with your family before then, you have the rest of the day to not worry about an employee calling the ice cream police
@stvrfjn2 ай бұрын
miles without glasses was like seeing your teacher at the grocery store
@JerseyQuinn2 ай бұрын
Miles The Milk Man has arrived 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@emmyemu332 ай бұрын
This is perfect. Pure Miles energy! Love it!
@leahwilkins8312 ай бұрын
I don’t think you understand how much I love you as a person Miles.
@sarahliedtkepacker2 ай бұрын
a pint is absolutely a 2 day MAX situation. Like I'm gonna have half for me now, and save the other half for me later. it's a life hack especially when you're paying $7 for that creamy good good. ben and jerry's is top tier, I had two whole oreos in mine last night.
@valerieclark6522 ай бұрын
Miles nation is backkkkk
@elleknowlton23482 ай бұрын
FAT shoutout to the background music. Cinematic masterpiece
@meikusje2 ай бұрын
Imma be real with you here (cue 'get real' theme music): I grew up with both dessert always every day, and evening snacks. Also, we would eat dinner at like 8PM, sometimes later. And at some point I started eating at friends' houses and staying over and stuff, and realized that 1. a lot of people eat dinner at FIVE PM?! (I'm Dutch btw), 2. a lot of people DO NOT EAT DESSERT?! or if they do, it's like... Plain yoghurt?! 3. possibly the worst, when combined with the 5/6PM dinner, a lot of people do not have evening snacks 😭 I would always be hungry again by 8/9PM and I would just be fucked I guess. Just go hungry until breakfast rolls around. So, long story short, I agree with you, Miles. Have the ice cream. Have it after dinner, and then again later at night. Live your life to the full!
@Vile_J2 ай бұрын
I am sooo glad you have your channel and podcast my good sir, you make literally nothing but bangers!
@mikaelalucido2 ай бұрын
I was thinking to myself, "Maybe I shouldn't have ice cream today for once." and then the Lord God spoke through Miles
@swackie72 ай бұрын
Miles might be the only person in the world who loves n eats ice cream as much as I do. Thank you for this cutting edge research.
@sorayaaskari91712 ай бұрын
Please more videos Miles🥺 more reviews !!!this was so gooood
@MissGhostface2 ай бұрын
MILES, THEY OPENED A HANDEL'S ICE CREAM SHOP WALKING DISTANCE TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE 2 KIDS TO BLAME IT ON. LIFE IS A SWEET CREAM, MY BOY! 🤌🏼✨💜
@kaitlynrain8992 ай бұрын
finally someone that understands and shares my love and need for ice cream
@maddyoreganАй бұрын
Going out to get groceries for the week. Obviously I've been influenced, nay INSPIRED, to grab ice cream! Thank you Miles 🙏🏻
@tis-gem2 ай бұрын
Finally seeing Kendall after hearing so much about her on the Pods was so fun! What a delightful person
@chellchell2192 ай бұрын
Petition for a "Milesmas Cream-a-thon 2024" tshirt
@TheLittleLat2 ай бұрын
I like to think his ex-work dads are welling up with pride at this ranking/food based video. 👏👏👏 live the unhinged energy
@TheAkimarie2 ай бұрын
I'm allergic to dairy products but this was very informative. I live near where Blue Bunny ice cream is made so I find it extremely hilarious that we are the worst. Thank you for sharing your love of ice cream with us. Maybe try different flavors next?
@im.empimp20 күн бұрын
After more than a year of GI hell and a month on the surgical ward, I started going through a wide variety of different and insane cravings, one of which was ice cream. In the 16 months since the surgical ward I've been through a lot of ice cream (although, still not _every single day_ but more than a I few times I've put away a couple gallons in a single day, so it may average out), and can say that B&J and talento are basically the only grocery store ice cream that I'll buy. On the other hand, I was also introduced to Handel's and their ice creams never cease to seriously impress me, and their customer service is even better. (I have absolutely no affiliation, I'm just genuinely that big of a fan!) If you want great ice cream, with even better service, and there's a Handel's around, just treat yourself!
@pandorua2 ай бұрын
replayed miles bumping into the table at 55 secs for 3 minutes and havent stopped laughing
@kevinlohmann31852 ай бұрын
The Rank King is dead. Long live the Rank King.
@that_blue_person7732 ай бұрын
Keep these awesome vids coming Miles! So happy to see a new video; you always produce refreshing content in the midst of a clickbait content farming epidemic.
@oliviagorman17722 ай бұрын
I genuinely loved this video. Brings joy and laughter!
@ashklutchemАй бұрын
I really can't handle the amount of genius that game from the line "government mandated ice cream" 🤣🤣😭
@kinseyknight44312 ай бұрын
Miles you’re killing it. You’re a hilarious dude I love your content.
@sam_art213212 ай бұрын
the sound of the chair slamming into the table was😂👏
@Olivia-pd5mn2 ай бұрын
The way Miles pronounces Tillamook is hard for me as an Oregonian
@nikksterr09022 ай бұрын
Tilla-MOOK is crazy
@wallywallace21842 ай бұрын
I'll do you one worse, my boss who came from the Midwest and also spent a lot of his life in Florida pronounces it as "tilla-mock". I didn't even realize we had done work there until I saw it written out and realized he was just saying it so wrong.
@helloerika2 ай бұрын
miles my tummy hurts after I eat ice cream but i ll vicariously live though you 🙏
@megbdaisy2 ай бұрын
I appreciate that this is a main channel vid :D
@routerreihubbell6 күн бұрын
watching this vid after my wisdom teeth extraction with a tub of blue bunny soft cookies and cream. always appreciate you
@artromba2 ай бұрын
i cant believe you would call someone like me a single scoop chump when you KNOW more than one scoop gives me a tummyache
@chipv.s92632 ай бұрын
the editing in this is nice and CREAMY! merry milesmas
@ronanmchugh22532 ай бұрын
“Frozen Dairy Dessert” is diabolical
@mrob102 ай бұрын
A box of drumsticks HATES to see me coming
@jesslikescoffee242 ай бұрын
the upside down spoon even this man is a CREAM PRO
@urfriendhannah2 ай бұрын
Me and my dad also eat ice cream every single night, so much that one year for Christmas I got him a special spoon for his ice cream
@tonilee142 ай бұрын
Now we need all Miles’ favorite add in / flavors that we can find at the grocery store & accommodating taste test 🤩
@sarahtrue982 ай бұрын
as a mainer i really appreciate you repping ll bean during the creamathon
@MC-jj9zd21 күн бұрын
Same! Nice to see a fellow Mainer in the comments!👍