I entered a Suika Game tournament…

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Streamed on November 5th, 2023
#alpharad #Mario #mariokart #mariokartdlc #nintendoswitch #nintendoswitchonline

[@dhi_holo]

"we could still win this tournament" he says, as the room is empty, the lights are off, the doors are locked because everyone else went home

[@TDeadlyFork]

"Who would ice anyone out in Watermellon game" - Jacob Alpharad like an hour before the pineapple incident

[@andromeda4257]

jacob nearly gets robbed of a game and immediately turns to psychological warfare. that sounds right tbh

[@The_Evening_Sun]

From what I can tell he has a pretty good grasp of the physics he's just too impatient or impulsive sometimes.

[@EternalPhoenix]

(Just assume this reply is the mandatory Icarus reference, can’t figure out how to word it lol)

[@angelakumar6604]

he just likes to fly way to close to the metaphorical sun

[@johnsmith2875]

story of his life as a gamer (generic icarus reply)

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

*fine i'll do it myself* I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@tjomatic7193]

Legend has it, the Pineapples are still yearning to touch to this very day

[@jblen]

Jacob really just left the game running for 20 minutes on copium that the pineapples might touch

[@toastertubbo]

51:50 did anybody else have to rewatch that to make sure their smoke detectors were working? WHY WAS IT SO IMMERSIVE?!

[@baylee9879]

Adrianna’s love for fashion dreamer makes me happy it’s really wholesome

[@kittiecandy747]

i love jacob accommodating her infodumping and hyperfixations

[@mirrankei]

a good relaxing VOD to clean up to, except for the fact that this music is going to haunt my nightmares.

[@VirtualMarmalade]

some say the pinapples are still spinning almost imperceptibly closer to this day

[@jblen]

16:18 no way this is the first time I realised it's a box. I thought it was meant to be almost like a carton shape. Thats so wild but it's so obvious now they mentioned it.

[@gregadactyl]

Adriana's smoke detector beeping made me paranoid that mine that I had just fixed was starting up again.

[@UrsineDBruin]

Adriana really needs to change her battery in her smoke detector

[@T_Raffety]

My favorite part was when Jacob said he’s not getting a melon and then got a melon 30 seconds later lmao 1:36:25

[@slitfit]

As a fashion student, I would honestly so watch Jacob play Fashion Dreamer

[@Justapikachu577]

"Bottom Surgery is level 20 circumcision" -Twitch Chat

[@VivBrodock]

My rabbi did in fact begin the work my surgeon finished

[@Nanuak_]

Ayyyy a fellow trans girl

[@kikiretzorg1467]

@@VivBrodock Congrats

[@GASA1997]

19:45, 34:25 Alpha has truly maxed out his luck stat, I swear.

[@12_00]

Or the skill issue of other players!

[@SpellCastor]

It's not about winning it's about not losing

[@iloveultrakill-op3gk]

bro is literally the lost on caves 1

[@bluartist7820]

28:45 I look over a chat and bro is self reporting

[@sleepygyro]

Adrianna playing Fashion Dreamer is so sweet & wholesome 🥹💕

[@justtexa]

Maybe the real watermelon is the friends we made along the way

[@DavidWalker-hw6co]

What an ending, wow. So glad I stayed til the end!

[@CatLeone2003]

Jacob's women friends are all so damn adorable. It's just fun to see them all being wholesome. But I do hate they apologize for things they really don't need to cause they aren't a big deal. I hope they get more confidence in themselves. I don't wanna hear them apologizing to Alpha for a little trolling. It's funny and he clearly enjoys it. They aren't being mean-spirited, so it's all good.

[@ucheajulu1276]

Who else was waiting for this specific VOD?

[@robertspencer9865]

What If We Touched (And We Were Both Peaches)

[@realperson9951]

uhh, pineapple 🖊🙏🙏🙏

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Collin saying $40 or $50 is “Like two Fortnite skins” had me snorting

[@marstaylor2305]

So excited about the fashion dreamer hype

[@tylerrenfroe6059]

48:20 "let me cook here"...*BANG BANG*

[@AiriHigh]

After watching this, I was able to go play and beat my personal best score(now 3209). I learned a lot from watching this. Thank you!

[@fuzzzzy]

48:34 THAT WAS SO MEAN (jacob fooled me too)

[@viviansusername]

yo nice pfp

[@legefy]

Hey Alpharad. Big fan, just wanted to ask you a question. When can we expect the circumcison stream? Thx

[@loganboyd1187]

Jacobs luck is astonishing

[@HandsomeFrederickFastbear]

he infact. Did not stream mongy monday this time.

[@SunnySideSpud]

I am surprised it’s best of one instead of “best of all runs you get in ___ minutes”

[@jazzbermu2009]

I need to create a Twitch account…for sure. I would love to be watching the streams in real time.

[@ThePi314Man]

Alpharad looking like xQc the good ending

[@_LowQuality_]

I put on this video to watch while I do work in a class and now I think I'm going to fail it rut roh

[@Hcmain]

surprisingly early, next stream better be waiting for the pineapples to touch

[@greytestgrey3837]

Long form content gang

[@TheriiYuh]

Its a forbidden love between the two pineapples

[@natchal356]

Did the pineapples touch?

[@sinkandbath]

Maybe

[@tdfhjd]

Circumsundays!

[@ethanbushlack9823]

I didn’t know Slotherhouse was out!!!????

[@kittiecandy747]

48:31 poor lil bro

[@xvjk5007x]

Damn, Jacob plays just like me. I like the confirmation that I'm correct.

[@sillylittleguy-mp1rh]

He ***MIGHT*** have won

[@agentpickle125]

48:12. dude did not cook

[@NoahAlbrecht]

Hearing that Adriana is into Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo was really funny, since my bf is also really into those artists (and has roped me in too) Curious what her overall taste in music is like

[@kikiretzorg1467]

2:15:30 is my place so I don’t lose my place. Thanks

[@josephmuir4189]

catDespair GOD HAS ABANDONED US catDespair

[@soveenz]

Adriana fashion dreamer gang

[@jazzbermu2009]

How dare you not place the orange ;-;

[@maker0824]

I watched a little bit of this game before, then played the mobile game. I noticed some issues, but thought it was fine. After watching this the mobile game version is trash. it just uses the built in unity physics engine with absolutely no modifications.

[@tymisfit8429]

what was the game adriana was playing?

[@tymisfit8429]

nvm

[@WaterYT-]

Uh oh

[@xXojiXx]

what if they touched tho

[@ShennaTheShinyEevee]

but did they touch tho

[@chenierjauresyabut8884]

Where do u install this game?

[@alnsubuga]

Switch

[@narwhaldadoge8431]

My fifth game ever I got a watermelon

[@ryanlitjens708]

Based

[@jazzbermu2009]

Based

[@rhysastewart796]

ugh, adriana is adorable.

[@Baiselaired]

Melon gaming

[@unpredictablele_guy7567]

melon

[@shaolinsojo]

I played this in mobile and I stg it’s way harder, collision boxes are way bigger and there’s notnext Lmfaoo

[@igpstevens8701]

I hope Jacob knows what he has done to my tik tok feed

[@benjaminhicks4439]

25 minute gang

[@StephanieHarness-ui6tp]

One hour gang

[@asoggyflipflop]

13 mins ago posted

[@Prominexus]

Gotta be here for suika game

[@DitDuck]

Quack.

[@laramiewells6722]

🤙

[@agoldcoin]

50 minutes wooooo

[@vanillaramen13]

icarus

[@Gadoxplayer]

❤

[@dunkadillo]

50 minute game

[@dunkadillo]

Gang

[@random_jae5886]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@reminiscence5430]

secret to playing this game….keeping the big fruits down

[@lanciilatte2372]

not actually

[@NoahAlbrecht]

I love #mariokart #mariokartdlc

[@judahhamilton6864]

First hour gang

[@zachariahm.kemper7406]

If those pineapple touch tips will you with fur

[@kingnessingtoniii8529]

one piece? 43:35

[@Handles.are.stupid]

Lil bro poppin off