I Evolved My Shark Into A Dangerous Size

[@fluffiestbug]

Random fact: Those objective fish are blue fin tuna which are absolutely massive in person a little terrifying, one could probably eat a child

[@elispeed5078]

WHAT?

[@youguddudig1829]

Thx for adding to in my fear of deep water

[@selectidiot]

@@elispeed5078 yeah, tuna are BIG.

[@eduardosc3434]

@@selectidiot some weigh several TONS depending on what region and time of year. So yea have fun with that but wait until you find out about how big river catfish get. 400lbs+ and they can be found in pretty much ANY river or large lake

[@jesseschoonveld7706]

They are also crazy expensive at around 200$ per pound. In Japan, they once sold one for about 3 million dollars.

[@LyricWulf]

15:25 NO GOD NO it took me months to get that song out of my head last time

[@LyricWulf]

DO DOO DO DOO DO DO BABY SHARK DO DOO DO DOO

[@woodybrando9665]

lmao sad

[@theblade7428]

J

[@Jb-if7hb]

No please not again

[@thetiagoandmatteoshow7356]

Oh no

[@based1195]

DF’s voice is so innocent I honestly didn’t notice that he cursed for like twelve seconds.

[@jordnotter8574]

I'm glad he's cursed

[@Ches_Nogat]

When

[@Egames-tm9ex]

@@Ches_Nogat If you want to see him swear go to his older videos he will swear sometimes

[@ck7993]

@@Ches_Nogat its a big ass ocean

[@exertations]

@@Egames-tm9ex yeah, in his kindergarden one videos he will sometimes.

[@MisterShade-rs3yh]

This man and his editor are the equivalent of an angel supervising the devil....

[@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090]

Which one is which because his editor now t only works for him but makes the worst of him as a video

[@sinon-chan1434]

@@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090 what?

[@rbrazz]

@@sinon-chan1434 l'll tell you what it means. It's a language called bibber-blabber it means: Which one? Because his editor now only works for him but makes the video. Even translate cant understand theres so much sacred language in it!

[@harshmallow6882]

@@rbrazz godzilla, tried to read that, have a stroke, and fucking died

[@axellrod5527]

@@rbrazz Do you have a degree in the language of the gods?

[@Ch3353whiz]

"I'm a shark, I can do whatever I want" Yay for shark power

[@uvlaka8652]

N o . *Gets the harpoon*

[@W0B0N]

Yay!

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@uvlaka8652 MC, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?

[@uvlaka8652]

@@christopheredwards9904 Uuuuuhhh. ...F-Fishing..?

[@dcornerofficial2411]

Yay Yay Yay YayYayYayYayYayYayYayYayYayYay YayYayYayYay Yay Yay Yay Yay

[@Deneb626]

3:41 the shadow of a shark passes directly over DF and he says nothing Either he didn't noticed, or he was hoping not acknowledging it would make it go away

[@SOMENIGGUS1]

He saw it after he finished the star fisj

[@erimyagnozkan3135]

I think we all know DF is gonna try to make a baby army once he learns how eggs and babies actually work.

[@Egames-tm9ex]

He hasn’t even gotten to the ability’s every fish has

[@RileyTheBest023]

I still want to see him lay some fish eggs Complete all the objectives

[@bluelightwhitecolor3281]

He really doesn't care about that

[@bruh8884]

child labor??

[@mutensive]

DF: stick to my shark delicacy... Me: Cannibal, YOURE A CANNIBAL

[@ihaa_]

“But that looks like something I could put in my mouth, come here I need to *taste you*”

[@kunpai9781]

dangerously sus

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

You should play the mantis shrimp. The longer you hold back, the stronger the punch.

[@Casteformn]

Is it posible to make a One-Punch shrimp?

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@Casteformn Yes. A veritable Mike Tyson shrimp.

[@xxbootywaterbanditboixx2169]

“DF then proceeded to hold the punch back for a year.

[@Charlie-js8rj]

Fun Fact: Dolphins will actually suck on pufferfish a bit to get high off of their venom Yes, they have evolved to the fact where they try to take recreational drugs. We're no longer alone

[@sireli2100]

Fun fact: Sharks stay away from Dolphins because they can easily outmaneuver a shark on a “pvp”

[@crowsburden4201]

Fun fact:who cares

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@crowsburden4201 fun fact: I do Karen the Kraken

[@bluelightwhitecolor3281]

@@sireli2100 that's strong "git gud" energy

[@barrettebbert7674]

Puffer fish don’t have venom bud

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

_Looks at big shark_ _Hears danger noise_ _Watches the shark approach_ _Comments on the shark approaching an the danger noise_ _Gets bitten_ "Whoa that came out of nowhere"

[@natsherman7900]

Is it just me or is this the first time we’ve ever heard DF swear, awesome

[@dingus5852]

Its just you

[@shadowcween7890]

@@dingus5852 no it's not

[@terraria_pog2355]

when did he swear

[@lucyfyrre7593]

he's sworn in several videos lol

[@rayuriarte343]

A long time ago you would probably here him say a lot more.

[@Dragnock0228]

Ahhhhh yes. This is what I stay up until 10:30 for. Your videos are the last thing I watch every day. Possibly the best 20 minutes of my day. Thank you for making extremely poggers content for me to enjoy at the end of the day.

[@benrogers1052]

fun fact: those “lobsters” are mantis shrimp which are neither lobster nor shrimp but a group of crustaceans called stomatopods

[@5xg378]

and are also extremely dangerous in this game.

[@benrogers1052]

@@5xg378 Yeah, they are definitely my favorite animal. I used to have one as a pet for a few years. It was awesome.

[@Sentient-Noodle]

"But its a big ass ocean" best DangerouslyFunny sentence ever.

[@mnky_assassin4216]

I was honestly surprised when he said "it's a big ass ocean" in the beginning due to most other channels now censoring any cuss word

[@mnky_assassin4216]

@Michael Mamo no, it's just that the ones that I watched that used to cuss are now censoring it and it sucks Edit: slight spelling errors

[@cavalierliberty6838]

@@mnky_assassin4216 KZbin keeps trying to make the platform kid friendly.

[@mnky_assassin4216]

@@cavalierliberty6838 Ik, but making it so if they cuss more that about 3 time then they dont get paid for the video usually makes the content go from being funny and overall more amusing to 13yo and up, to 10yo and less based on the content they decide to switch to because of it. TL:DR it's stupid

[@xr.3102]

@@mnky_assassin4216 such as? Not a single person I watch censors themselves

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@cavalierliberty6838 even though it specifically is rated 13+ and has a YT kids app for children

[@Phrog9942]

DF is surprisingly good at making things big

[@shadowcween7890]

is this a good time to say that's what she said

[@elispeed5078]

@@shadowcween7890 yes

[@unknowngamer4660]

1 I can’t believe people still play this 2 bringing a dead fish to the water’s surface will instantly explode it into meat

[@nathanbuenaflor111]

he is my comfort youtuber, his voice is so relaxing 😭❤️

[@rirsobindagrave5135]

DF's profanity level is getting higher again :>

[@TheMetaface]

If you chew the food more before eating it you get more exp, the individual smaller pieces add up a little more than the bigger piece they came from.

[@chiise.burger]

Watching DF eat the entire ecosystem is somehow satisfying

[@Dr.W.D.Gaster]

"I'm not entirely sure what it is i'm eating or biting, but I saw other fish chewing on it so I had to get curious". This exactly how fishes think.

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

love how dory keeps stealing his food XD

[@jamesrowe1999]

Yes!!! My night gets so much better when DF posts

[@Xokou]

there something about his voice that just soothes me but makes me laugh

[@Korvak]

Yes! Round two! This time he’ll get big enough to cripple the game for sure!

[@k4rthus860]

Imagine if he finds about the spawning glitch that's let him eats infinitely

[@christopheredwards9904]

What's the name of this game? I now feel addicted to play it

[@HpEdits10]

@@christopheredwards9904 feed and grow fish

[@lairdcummings9092]

I don't know why I find the 'evolution' videos so fsk'n funny, but they crack me up.

[@-yui9763]

"Deathmatch" allows you to play as almost any creature, which can be played using coins

[@T3nch1]

>"Isn't this the creature I made in spore?" Clearly not, there are no spikes.

[@mrjavaz]

I mean, it's literally a ball of spikes. so ur kinda wrong

[@T3nch1]

@@mrjavaz >"literally a ball of spikes." You clearly don't know what a shark is, what the word 'literally' means or how to properly use it. [So you're kind of wrong.] And I fixed your Tweetard grammar for you. ^_^

[@meioubunny]

@@T3nch1 but DF was talking about the urchin not the shark XD

[@T3nch1]

@@meioubunny He was? Well that makes much more sense.

[@RealLenny]

@@T3nch1 Yikes.

[@nathanabbate6493]

dangerouslyfunny the type of dude to birng a knife to a gun fight and still win

[@DundG]

Or a gun to a knife fight and laughs at you for being trustworthy?

[@boogiewoch9507]

@@DundG that's more in character, 10/10

[@ProjektSymphony]

Parries the bullet

[@CloverCelest]

"The dolphin's going to try and fight me but it's a dolphin, it stands no chance." Oh, you poor innocent fool.

[@leviwells6918]

"I still can't eat them in one bite, but that's ok because I can just bite them once."

[@Xx0Zoey0xX]

"This fish is new, i wonder what it tastes like." me: TOGA VIBES

[@itsdabugs6141]

With DF sounding calm in all his videos... Killing virtual animal and whatnot... Makes me think he is on Ketamine

[@Glinui]

"Dolphins are good, I should eat more of these" -DF, 2021

[@meepmeep3397]

I'm waiting for the day df realises he can become a crab in this game.

[@while_coyote]

That goofy looking fish you found was a baby barracuda and That fish that lunged at you out of the blue Was a full grown barracuda

[@sinfulwrath666]

A DF a day keeps depression away.

[@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090]

But it doesn’t keep his cold dead voice away

[@MorgMorgW]

Me: "I should sleep soon" DF: *uploads*

[@epicmoofish3726]

Day 4 of telling DF he should play Universal Paperclips

[@conducterbub150]

YAY! DF i wanted another episode of this game for 4 days!

[@KiraKimura19]

Oo more df!! I love it here ❤❤

[@edcaluag7655]

1:05 this caught me off guard like a seagull nose diving for my fries

[@اللهمصليوسلمعلىسيدنامحمد-و5ط]

يمكن هاذي آخر كلمات بتقراها: استغفر الله واتوب اليه🌹 لاحول ولا قوة الا بالله العلي العظيم❤️ اللهم صل وسلم على نبينا محمد🌸 لااله الا الله محمد رسول الله🌹 سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيم❤️ سبحان الله وبحمده عدد خلقه ورضا نفسه وزنة عرشه ومداد كلماته❤️ ياخوان اي فديو اتركوا فيه كومنت تاخذ اجر ماتدري كم شخص بيقرأ ويجيك اجر❤️❤️

[@6natos995]

Ah yes, just a perfect day at my town, eating cheese sticks, sun is shining outside, and watching DangerouslyFunny.

[@andrewm4634]

everyone having a good day?

[@Dragnock0228]

Yes. Tomorrow will be less of a good day cuz I have a test in biology

[@bird_seedy5810]

No :(

[@romella_karmey]

Meh

[@catman-hi5cn]

No, pretty shitty tbh

[@memewaffle8595]

Ehh terrible as always but glad someone asked

[@EighmyLupin]

DF: "I don't wanna talk about it" Also DF: *talks about it*

[@novadestroyerthesundestroy890]

Technically, you have to be careful cause there is always a bigger fish in the sea,🤣😂

[@while_coyote]

Those colorful fish you were eating were parrot fish and that spikey fish you ate was a bibos

[@ENTITY3O4]

Hallo

[@QuoteQuickQuack]

A loved one just died I came back from the funeral and found your channel you have made my week continue making fish content it makes me smile🙂

[@ellismeyer1716]

Pog

[@logansymmes2193]

Baby Shark ruthlessly murders all the fish in the ocean.

[@pikachudrip3603]

lol no views 8 LIKES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[@nightmaregamingyt1723]

"That looks like something I would want to put in my mouth" - DangerouslyFunny 2021

[@l4dfanatic11]

You actually link the game in your desc! Nobody else does this

[@rbrazz]

him: plays the game me: NO! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE BIG FISH NOT JOIN THEM!

[@Blue-Games458]

mother nature is currently attempting to kill me but the only thing keeping me alive is DF videos lol nice work df

[@Archenw]

I love watching this guy play off brand games

[@nicholi8933]

I see he has learned the spell "Summon bigger fish"

[@theurbangoose9962]

Omg feed and grow fish, I used to watch keysjore game play of this game all the time. (german KZbinr, awesome dude)

[@landracet]

Man, fish feed and grow has changed! The graphics have improved, and it's much more refined

[@burrdid]

BRO I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THIS GAME BUT THEN U DID IT omg, i was just watching such old childhood videos of this from another.

[@while_coyote]

DF I love your video’s

[@ultimazilla9814]

"Can I eat that or did I just murder it?" -DangerouslyFunny 2021

[@kianns-versie4426]

15:29 my fav part of the vid lol and keep up the content

[@destinydragon8312]

I know you probably get a ton of these but thanks for the vids, i love to be able to have dumb fun and just see some dude make funny decisions in some random game.

[@unision_crashtwitch8099]

Oooh yay more feed and grow fish

[@marpieismyname1822]

Me: ooooo a new video!! DF: *playing a game about underwater shark shenanigans Me: *cries in thalassophobia while being jumpscared by fish*

[@LoganH0076]

I’ve loved watching you play this game haha

[@rmcod5743]

First thing you found “is this from spore” is a sea urchin btw

[@finnianheart]

DF be like "wow early game takes so long" while completely ignoring the starfish

[@finnianheart]

THANK GOD HE FOUND THEM

[@ebelyn2785]

i could listen to this man talk about numbers for hours on end

[@alldawn6708]

Imagine if this game was a battle royale lol. Just a bunch of people playing as different fish and killing each other

[@ianhall7513]

I think it was Graystillplays who got a fish so big it was outgrowing the entire body of water by spawn camping the biggest fish. Challenge delivered.

[@Egames-tm9ex]

A couple of people have done it all you need to do is find a spawn point but I have no clue if you can farm them anymore

[@reactorcraft8794]

Tip: When fish close there eyes bring them to the surface and they insta die when killing them

[@vellstillings9326]

"But It's a big ass ocean" lololol i choked on my pizza

[@CptWack]

In the beginning with the tiny shark is was so adorable watching it zoom around

[@CrystaButterfly26]

Yes! More fishie shenanigans! You should play the swordfish next, because it has a spike. 😆 Or maybe a pufferfish. 🐡

[@Anonymous20249]

Tip: Bring dead fish to the surface of the water to turn them into meat. That way you don't have to chew the dead fish up to turn them into meat.

[@Jaqoum_The_Wizard_King]

I made a sort of “David Attenbourgh narration” to describe the Dangerously Funny shark: “And here, we see the new species, the Dangerously Funny shark. A predator of the deep, these sharks do not stop growing throughout their lives, and therefore can grow to comical sizes in their 100 years of life. They pick on smaller fish, large groupers and other sharks and dolphins without trouble. They are fairly quick and agile, despite their massive size, leading to fast chases and ridiculous looking hunts - often dragging back prey their own size without trouble.”

[@samlewis9026]

"babe wake up DF uploaded" no but seriously I couldn't sleep

[@gumblemutt3495]

I think there’s this game you would like, it’s called Noita. It’s a rogue like where every pixel is simulated, down to a since pixel of fire. The wands are also completely customizable with hundreds of spells and I think you know where I’m going with this

[@sapphiremoonlight1006]

Don’t kill Dory, she still has to find Nemo xD

[@MazTheMeh16]

It's ok she found nemo in his stomach :)

[@jackperkins6678]

Keep playing feed fish and grow it’s such a good game and you can make tons of good videos with it there’s so much to do and unlock and so many fish to play with and eat so yummy

[@milkywaylover]

Just imagine most of the species popular with fishing going extinct, this animal going on the page, then this dude just walking up to the stand and saying “dw thats my character”

[@tatortot1221]

should've been called "I evolved my shark into a dangerously funny size"

[@EbolaJestTutaj]

can't wait for him to realize that this game has multiplayer mode where he can modify exp that he gets from food

[@Sniper21131]

the best youtuber ive seen in a long time

[@romella_karmey]

This is like feeding frenzy lol the good ol' Gamehouse days...

[@barbieelatt7240]

Bruhhh i just Watched Dantdm Shorts Vid and All my childhood memories are back. This game... i really love it When I Was a Kid imma just Rewind My Childhood memories :)

[@135christian1]

Everybody gangsta until dory steals your food

[@gergosoos4652]

3:13 General Kenobi you are a bold one!

[@swordzanderson5352]

The weird thing is, dolphins are known as wolves of the ocean, and they're notorious for their shark-killing abilities. You're lucky this game doesn't portray that.

[@nameectoplasm7938]

it's been years since I saw a person play fish feed and grow and the game changed so much so much new fish

[@hierismail]

I see that noone is surprised DF forgot to take care of babies 🤣 loved the vid

[@coalatedioso8446]

He feeling himself big at level 27: IM BIG maxpalaro at lever 800: weak....