I, EXODIA | Kenshi - The TORSO SQUAD Experience #4

[@ambiguousamphibian]

KaibaCorp demands another Blue Eyes White Dragon.

[@toastytarantula3377]

yes

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Greetings comrade. Hello there!

[@JoJo-zh8ci]

Awooga

[@koyukuk9895]

Ello mates

[@unspokensage2974]

ayy

[@buccaneerrex]

Dealt a bad hand? They were dealt no hands at all.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Oh I see what you did there! :)

[@McSenkel]

HI larious.

[@SquaredSmith]

Skeleton Doctor: Huh. all my masterwork limbs have been pilfered. It could not possibly have been that band of torsos who all suddenly have masterwork limbs.

[@archibaldfencepost7696]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@Zamolxes77]

No it can't be ! They have no hands to steal my masterworks ! It must be someone else, a thief, that steals them and gives them out for free. How could a gang of torsos afford to buy arms, even from a thief ? You know what, I have a model 5600 TX heart, able to feel 6 emotions ! I can't afford to be seen handing out masterwork hands and legs, so I'll keep crafting them and rely on the thief to steal them from me and outfit that poor gang of torsos with limbs ! Compassion.exe has run successfully.

[@theodoreslavo5385]

No, it must be my inventory sheet that's wrong.

[@bluesap7318]

They couldn’t have

[@ethankly12]

Torso Profiling

[@RenMagnum4057]

Torstealth is basically an anime character

[@drunkengibberish1143]

'Torsquad leader, I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc and the fog people keep trying to kidnap me!

[@yue6705]

@@drunkengibberish1143 I hate this

[@suborbitalprocess]

petition to rename him Toruto

[@SkyNinja759]

@@suborbitalprocess Torspeed should be Torku then, he already has the hair.

[@Synergy7Studios]

Every 5 minutes: "Finally, we have enough limbs for all. Kind of."

[@hisammy3969]

i swear he's had about 400 limbs so far but it's still not enough.

[@hmdragon1638]

@@hisammy3969 the year is day 900, the world market has been flooded with robotic arms and legs there are so many people have begun using them for plates the coasts are covered in master work legs and arms and one group continues to hand out more, the terrors of the land destroyers of the holy empire, the Torso squad, a small group of gods among men who charge through towns cutting off everyone's arms and legs and replacing them with robotics.

[@hisammy3969]

@@hmdragon1638 Beautiful.

[@ctmcreature]

You don’t know how eager I am for this series

[@nean9894]

Way better than contributing to society in any meaningful way

[@traceypitloun]

It has literally made my day

[@DerrickEarp]

My favorite thing on youtube rn

[@LuckyDuckling1512]

ME TOO. This is the kinda cult I’m looking forward to in 2021

[@PluvioZA]

@@nean9894 Why not both?? 83

[@Hoodedpeople3]

Torspeed and Torstealth are carrying this series, prove me wrong.

[@excitope]

Without Torsquadleader they would have lost hope. He united them to work, and they became Torsquad and not just Tormen.

[@duodot]

@@excitope Tormen't

[@NoReplyAsset]

power couple

[@BahamutEx]

No, they are carrying iron. ;o

[@herrikudo]

Glory to TorLeader, safety unto Torstealth, and praise to the unsung hero and true heart of the squad... Torsion.

[@destroyerofnirn3537]

Hey, don't forget about Torstruggle

[@cody4999]

I did not know I could love after Torsolo, but this is proof that my heart is big enough for all of the torsos. Thank you.

[@thedingo6577]

As the proportion of body mass your torso comprises increases (via ‘baptism’), so too does the size of your heart increase in comparison!

[@burgerbastard4741]

"...And Torsword, known for his sword." Truly poetic.

[@smurfmianz4527]

He is a man a few, yet beautiful words. 😌

[@genuinejustin6269]

"I've got all my Torsos in all the right places" Never has such a quote been so meaningful to me.

[@londonpunk]

Torsquadleader: Has great leadership skills and keeps the torsquad together Torstealth: Basically a ninja god Torspeed: Fastest man alive Tostruggle: lives in spain but the s is silent.

[@lukeb1663]

TORture: not a nice guy to be around

[@lukas1123]

I bet torstruggle is kinda like a sadboy who listens xxxtentacion

[@SADBOIMEDIC]

Shopkeeper: welcome back! *thud* *Wakes up to entire store empty* Shopkeeper: huh a bit drafty in here

[@TheSolusVII]

I still believe another good title for the series would be "Chest Quest" Amazingly entertaining video as always AA thank you for the effort you put into all this

[@shawnkerner2923]

it probably would have been demonetized if he called it that...you know, KZbin....

[@TheSolusVII]

@@shawnkerner2923 yeah... I Keep forgetting how bad KZbin is for its creators sometimes

[@brandonhohn245]

"Torstealth, known for his stealth" Yes, the ground here is made of ground

[@draco5991rep]

People die if they get killed.

[@giphe]

@@draco5991rep what?

[@solaireofastora817]

@@giphe people die if they are killed

[@antarcticone5633]

@@giphe people die if they get killed

[@giphe]

@@solaireofastora817 That... explains a lot. One second I have to go.

[@magicboxhead9448]

Imagine being a CEO for a massive company with cc tv and all that and you got a bounty on your head, then one day a man with no limbs in a business suit calling himself a "janitor" goes to the top floor of the building with a knife. Then when the CEO is alone he grows metal limbs stab him, then walks out like nothings happened.

[@hucksj00]

Okay I imagined it. Now what?

[@magicboxhead9448]

@@hucksj00 Take your limbs off get robotic attachments then find a bounty on a rich man and do exactly what I explained.

[@raelynnbaranowski5102]

hello fellow human. It is I, a person who has a discord server in common with you.

[@SquaredSmith]

I still advocate for renaming Beep to TorBeep

[@Irisfantasies]

He did got his limbs chewed off

[@duodot]

He is canonically Cyber Beep now

[@Asterion_Mol0c]

And I looked, and behold prosthetics and his name that stood upon them was Torsolo and Hell followed with him.

[@cuttlefish1801]

beep is the unsung hero of this story. the first and only outsider to be inducted into this illustrious army via having his limbs eaten off his living body. legend

[@inordirectional]

Though I still carry all of my birth-limbs, I have suffered greatly in my anticipation for the next installment of this series. But even the belimbed among us may squeeze wisdom and joy from the stone of their suffering, though the ambosial gifts we derive may not be so distilled as when wrought from the is sublimated agony of the more pure, the Torsouls. Amphibianites, we must cherish these lessons from the Torsquad whensoever they arrive.

[@julianguastadisegno]

The comedic timing on the Clemson joke was gold (The first time he mentioned it)

[@Doctorgeo7]

I can't help but chuckle every time your serious narrating voice breaks in the face of something unexpected or unfortunate

[@ReverendPenguin]

The story telling of these videos is so enjoyable.

[@CaptainCutters]

Whatever gods once where, they have long forgotten this place

[@thecodyg]

I love how much dedication you put into these videos. I can't even imagine how many hours you've put into kenshi.

[@tolman4497]

Hey amphibious - That really good Katana you gave to Torsword as a sidearm wont get used unless they're indoors; so you might want to make it their main weapon instead.

[@KADASUVA]

Torstealth steals so many limbs he eventually opens his own limb shop and becomes Torshopkeeper

[@predraggrujic973]

1:31: "Arm in arm, we fight on, that's how we've always done it." You had one job.

[@crustyrustyaphid1955]

"Arm in arm, that's how we've always done it." ...um.

[@frn950]

I was looking to get back into kenshi and searched up some gameplay to find out new ideas, I stumbled across your channel and remembered seeing it on reddit or something, I really like your narration, it keeps it very entertaining. Great work mr Amphibian, I am glad to have found your channel :D

[@dfunited1]

All the TorHorses and all the TorMent, Finally TorSquad is together again

[@Muddyturtle97]

Fun fact: torsaga autocorrects to “toes again”

[@hintofanimage]

Yay

[@lukeb1663]

Toes again oh look at that it does

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

Tord again is what it autocorrected for me.

[@Geetarit]

Torsaga ...mom can we get autocorrect ? Autocorrect at toes again:

[@haroldbalzac6336]

dogdog

[@adrianoaten3410]

imagine being a game designer minding your buisness, sometimes you see some shady characters playing your game but its usually just civilians, more often than not people you don't know, until one day you just see someone decide to control a small army of limbless characters who starts stealing from the local entrepreneurs whos stock you decided to automatically refill every day because obviously it wouldnt have a significant affect on gameplay itd just make the game a bit smoother and you dont have time to program a more intricate system cause the games already been in developement for a decade by now and OH GOD HE HAS LIKE 20 MASTERWORK LIMBS ON DAY 80

[@dogbee]

That first **thunk** really set the mood

[@ethan81592]

I love the repeat of “behoove”

[@petermausolf6756]

Dude... this background track makes me feel as if I myself am leading the chosen limbless people through the desert to glorious land of milk and honey, the Kingdom Torusalem!

[@WolfieMemo]

The Torsolo Squad is my daily anime show that I tune in to every week. It has it all: comedy, action, psychological horror and ecchi. I am awaiting more torsolo episodes with bated breath, dreading for when one of our main characters ceases to become a torso that we all know and love.

[@bigboi4920]

I love the large scale groups. Torsolo was great but it feels so satisfying to have these giant groups of powered up guys beating back every one who crosses them.

[@GuakstickLabs]

"I'm just interested in getting our squad strong enough that they can fight literally anyone or anything that comes." Extrapolation: the TorSquad will eventually fight God.

[@thedingo6577]

But God is....TorSolo!?!?

[@jasonmgrady]

If, in your travels, you encounter God, God will be cut.

[@moderndavinci6599]

"Can I join your community?" 'Sure but we need to remove you of your cancerous growths.' "My what?" ' *Your limbs, my friend.* '

[@horehoundbasedcandy8736]

I know that in the world of kenshi, torsquad is just a bunch of grubby bandits, but I really like to believe that in the minds of the members of the squad they are actually holy warriors and they actually talk like the way Amphibian in talks LOL

[@FlamingAtheist]

I love that beep is just an unofficial member because they were the only one willing to lose limbs for the great cause

[@michaelm124]

I actually cry at how funny and amazing this is, thank you for doing what you do

[@ExcaliburMinistries]

I love the slow descent into madness and rising voice pitch as the story progresses.

[@bluntbeagle797]

When I watch your videos, I watch them with the smiling expression of a young child looking at their parent.

[@Geetarit]

You're the only reason I don't cut off my arms and one remaining leg

[@SIK_Mephisto]

I love how all the bosses were waiting for you and tried to take you on solo like some sort of Pokémon gym leader

[@lightpunk33]

"Journey through limb'o" can be a great subtitle of those torso vidéo

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

Sees Dustking _There were giants in those days_

[@0verfly]

These Torsmen will conquer whole Kenshi world someday.

[@Dyrivan]

Absolutely love this series. Would be awesome to see you try your hand at Mount and blade 2 after this is all wrapped up

[@briish4679]

I honestly just love your videos. I originally watched your videos for background noise when I do stuff but I keep on watching instead of going on the game because of how much I enjoy them. I thank you for you excellent videos that bring me joy.

[@megan00b8]

This is the best morning gift, really gets me started into another day

[@RhombusDaily]

Imagine if Torsolo comes back from the throne to help them out.

[@dizzy2531]

The dust king is one THICC LAD!

[@ericksmith2605]

I very much enjoy this content thank you and please continue your work.

[@jvitorabreu9560]

i am from brazil and love how your videos get uploaded 2 am to save my night

[@R3DD3LUX]

5 da manhã tem video dele

[@anthonyeaves4145]

Stealth characters in Kenshi are so overpowered. You can get away with so much

[@gavincleland9010]

I am absolutely devouring this series, I've watched 4 episodes in 12 hours.

[@legionarii4711]

Their quest should be to find Torsolo the father of all torsos

[@creamnxt]

been aggressively waiting for this episode

[@mrrooter601]

4:06 "we were dealt a bad hand to begin with anyways" literally

[@fe1stypandagoggyglobber191]

I love how torheavyweapons was just left behind in the battle of dust

[@HiddelS143]

I’ve come for my weekly meditations, master.

[@OnlyTakk]

the best part of waking up is ambiguous amphibian videos

[@slapandclap2k689]

This series is just godly and simply immersive some how but all I know is that I love it

[@Tangent08]

"So now using this extremely over-powered combo, about which I have no moral or ethical dilemma- we were dealt a bad hand to begin with anyway, so it's fine, don't question it." To be fair, you weren't dealt ANY hands.

[@MrRomanrin]

Torstealth IS LITTERALLY THE "MVP" of torsquad

[@SquaredSmith]

OOH! I was just wondering when the next Torso Squad would appear

[@TRLOLOLlol]

This is one of the most majestic things I've ever witnessed. May the Torsquad reach ever new heights and achieve harmony and peace in the land of destitute and savagery.

[@knoctt5316]

its difficult to describe how excited i was when saw this on my home page!. YAY!

[@Cobenop]

Alas it twas the third night and before retiring to bed I had a certain feeling. You see I knew there was a new video for i was faithful, and my faith conjured this gift and now we can all now enjoy it.

[@jackgriffi7826]

Torsquad is growing in power like a mighty storm.

[@kyles.7750]

My vocabulary expands everytime I watch these videos

[@your_uncle_jerry4763]

The only good part of my terrible sleeping schedule is always being awake for your beautiful masterpieces

[@ladydisdain8233]

When your this good you just deserve it folks!! 😌 Best quote ever👍👌

[@ladymecha8718]

This is inspirational. If Kenshi 2 should have a Easter egg to your Torsoruseum.

[@peterbl.6652]

Every new Episode is better than a cinema movie

[@bradchadington9068]

Torstealth will truly go down in the annals of history. A master of his craft. Ascending the Torsquad beyond what was ever believed possible. I love this fucking series lmfao

[@SuperLukeKirby]

6:30 Really loved the Clemson University reference, haha!

[@acheron16]

Damn it, you're spreading the secrets of how OP stealth is for all to see!

[@jaxblonk5127]

As someone who says salutations and howdy-doodle as a greeting the intro made me smile.

[@nuggetking1012]

Awwww yeah, so glad I caught this before bed!

[@mrmannsalt2444]

Remember when the torsquad was just a peaceful race

[@timb5434]

I’m so glad you love Kenshi, because your videos are amazing! I have never laughed so hard at the wordplay you use in these videos!

[@alexackayak1]

The University of Clemson bit earned you a new subscriber

[@angelman906]

Literally just finished watching the third one

[@illidan412]

I was just doing Mongrel limb stealing too! Cool thing is, if you get another member to go in with you, you can have them get close to the shop keeper and turn them around, so your stealing guy can just steal and not care, incase you ever dont have enough assassination. ALSO, you can sell those limbs to anyone else in that town that isn't a robot! You'll get a 100% fence chance, it was crazy, I was rolling in the cash after a couple of days to constantly make trips to the Armor king!

[@jacobmosovich]

I am rejoicing the glorious torsquad and their vigilante justice! Next begins the holy crusade because no playthrough is perfect without a total crusade.

[@AnubisHades]

Today is a good day, just found the torsquad today, and already have another awesome episode

[@gekkobear2]

Fogmen fighting tip for the future. 1) You can put people on fogman capture poles. 2) Anyone alive on a fogman pole will draw in the Fogman prince/heavy squads to pray/eat. Anyone. Even a fogman you knocked out and bandaged a bit. 3) A Fogman prince knocked out can have their head removed for cash.

[@MDRstudi0s]

love the throw backs to Torsolo

[@saheilaanarzee5552]

this series is absolutely amazing

[@DMWatchesYoutube]

I've been waiting for this checking once every couple hours since the last upload, greatest shitposts I've ever seen

[@hintofanimage]

He puts a shit ton of effort into these dude

[@DMWatchesYoutube]

@@hintofanimage yeah I know it's a reference to a video from a while ago. Not an insult

[@hintofanimage]

@@DMWatchesKZbin oh ok cool

[@evandierker2272]

Ah just in time for me to procrastinate a philosophy paper by watching something vaugely philosophical.

[@StephenGaynorJr]

Yeah you should definitely keep dropping this series more frequently. Maybe even a few seasons worth, Very entertaining lol

[@curtispapineau9645]

"they can take our limbs but they cant touch... our torsos." this channel is gold

[@onealblanco4780]

Can't wait to watch this later

[@maverickstclare3756]

To cheese strength training, set up 2 farm plots a distance apart and a storage for them, get a farmer working the farms and harvesting. Fill up the people to be strength trained and put them on follow the farmer. Then you can leave them to it and come back later when they are 60+

[@krillini9876]

idk why but "come on beep put this basket on your head" just made me laugh so hard