I Farted on the Cops | Craig Conant

[@Cantthinkofahandle117]

19:44 Fart story starts 23:38 Farts on cops It's actually a good story, the fart is just a bonus 😂

[@Doitalljer]

I’m kinda confused as to why there’s so little comments this is one of the greatest story podcasts ever 🔥

[@chucktouchton398]

All drugs have been legal in Portugal since 2005...the crime is at an all time low...

[@Cantthinkofahandle117]

Which is exactly why they are illegal here. Prisons here are privately owned and there's big money in it. Politicians, judges, and prosecutors are paid off to keep things illegal and get convictions. We have the highest prison population per capita in the world. Pharmaceutical companies, tobacco companies, and alcohol companies also lobby politicians to keep drugs illegal. Worst part is, people still think this is a free country by the people, for the people.

[@samsamsonson7586]

I used to cough to cover up a fart, now I have to fart to cover up a cough!

[@FiGMiNT]

the more i see content involving craig the more i like him /think he would be a chill dude to smoke a joint with and just shoot the shit and crack jokes.

[@jacobvandevelde1925]

10:39 "you guys do no research huh?" My thoughts exactly when they didn't know you don't drink.

[@Datsyzerberg]

I like Craig, subbed him way back when he held his mic

[@facediaper09]

I clicked because of the title. Free government cheese 🧀 for all!!!

[@TheUnholyPosole]

Yeah! Craig Conant!!!! Love this guy... he's like an awesome underrated band, except he's a comedian.

[@caspercapitolcyoung1551]

AND HES A PATRIOT LOL 💩 LMFAO😅🤣😂

[@autumnleaves5900]

Craig and JP Sears should do a stand up or a podcast together

[@hammonds82]

Danny be ❄️skiing today can't stop sniffles.

[@markdavid578]

Craig’s jaw keeps swaying back and forth too. Look closely.

[@Doitalljer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iGutierrez805]

San Diego let’s go !

[@benz500r]

He is f... hilarious!

[@hunter_hult]

Loosey goosey bro!

[@asherburns2953]

This dude cracks me up.

[@Ironman829]

How quick does he tell the cop joke? Im not gonna lie, I saw this dude with D'elia. He was like a fire opener, but almost had to do his first joke twice. I cringed so hard I stood up halfway during the set. No reason besides just hardcore cringe.

[@82PeRK]

AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID , ACTUALLY A FEW TIMES "SAFETY " !!!!!!:

[@Ironman829]

@@82PeRK this whole interview was fire. Craig is cool as fuck.

[@davyboy951]

this ones a hit boys

[@MARK-hk7bh]

I sold this guy fake Norco's once

[@dustyrhodes1655]

He definitely acted like he was high

[@ryurc3033]

You ain't gotta lie to kick it.

[@dj1698]

KONCRETE IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@chucktouchton398]

I was a huge fan of Hunter S. Thompson, but I found out that he paid tens of thousands of dollars for snuff films and now I loathe him...

[@callmearmstrong]

clicking like for that title! ha!

[@capitolc4430]

FROM MARILYN MANSON 2 HUNTER S THOMPSON IM GLAD IM SOBER THANKS YALL⚠️⚡️💥🔥 💯

[@JM-uo5vp]

Sounds like someone’s got a touch of Columbian flu…….

[@torreyinnewyorkcity334]

Just an FYI you’re not sober if you’re getting high. WTF

[@B.a.r.c.o.d.e....]

🤔 all I keep thinking is Pink eye!!

[@Alec.B]

Didn’t sound like his last name was bleeped out

[@jakemay814]

I been told I'm witty funny smart and 9times out of 10 when I talk I'm making someone laugh but when I sit and try to write a joke my mind just goes blank I cam just be funny but I cant tell jokes I hate it I want to do stand up more then I want to rap for the rest of my life I'm better at being funny then rapping but I'm not bad rapping also but I feel like stand up is my calling I been told I'm funny and need to do stand up my grandfather can remember jokes and can tell em all day but i idk if he made them up or he got it from a joke book but I cant even remember his jokes let alone mine if I could make them up an I cant remember what I said to make someone laugh when I'm talking to them but I really want to try stand up but the only club closed in my city so wtf

[@CCTV1984]

Could you repeat that please lol

[@future_me_6067]

I like the way Craig thinks. Here is Bam Margera recently doing some stuff on Thrasher: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJyzYnR6rd99o6c

[@tylers1984]

Who the F is down voting this podcast. Craig is an amazing talent. If you can check our Craig live and watch his podcast. I think the down voters are the sheep that watch Kinmel, Fallon, Jay Leno and those other clowns.

[@muntee33]

I think it's the accents. Really really hard to listen too.

[@chucktouchton398]

Curly is not a Simpsons character...That's a Stooge...like Danny!

[@CasaFuenteOrange]

This guy 😂

[@chucktouchton398]

Did Danny really call cocaine natural in two separate podcasts??? SMH

[@southphillylilly]

But it is ... before any fillers, or cut, are added to it, it's natural. It's literally derived directly from a plant in South America and has been used as far back as 8000 years ago. So he's not wrong

[@AH-kv3fr]

that intro way too long

[@triple_gem_shining]

200 likes . Damn y'all are weak. Lol

[@vitoasaro4663]

Smoke weed. It will make you speak better lmao 🤣

[@rustyshack1707]

Yawn.. don't act like Joe Rogan and keep having comedians on over people that actually have something meaningful to say. This was a cool episode but please don't continually make your guests celebrities, comedians, tv personalities.

[@scootergangbang]

P

[@taglor]

I couldn't get past the start. Just heard he threw firecrackers at Police Horses. You've got to be a major coward/idiot to do that (I don't care if it was when he was younger either).

[@tylers1984]

Anyone see a little Tom Cruise in Craig’s face

[@dontquitpersevere323]

I see the comedian Sebastian with long hair and a beard.

[@TheUnholyPosole]

One time I was at this bar in Telluride, and I see a guy keeping to himself at the end of the bar, later the bartender told me it was Tom Cruise. He said Toms got a house there in town and he would come in all the time covered up so people don't recognize him. But everyone knows it's him, they just saw he didn't want attention so they left him alone. Check out Telluride, CO sometime, it's a cool place, lotta famous people go there. Except I haven't been back in 15 years, so it's probably over ran with rich cali libs by now.

[@josephodell9141]

Tom cruise crossed with Joe Dirt 😂

[@Cgh432]

It's the big honker

[@patrickcannon2851]

not funny

[@MARK-hk7bh]

My bad I'm sorry that was out of line

[@jakemay814]

Me and my dude tripped in the woods and e ate the whole 8th when I told him not to and this dude camping across the creek just disappeared as it started to kick in and this fucking guy comes out of nowhere yelling I'm going to fucking kill u kids and threw a huge rock that would of hit me but I slipped in the water my friend runs up side of a hill and is just gone I grab out machete waiting for this guy to come but he couldn't find hiw to get to our spotafterhes gone I hit the cemetery and soo as I I black out and come to aka teleporting when ur on mush and get the the cemetery I peak and skys orange and the grass is purple and sparkling like Im in the D-12 purple pills video and a hippie guy walking I tell him if he sees a blue guy tell him head this way and hes staring at and his face starts morphing and his voice sounding like the people trying hide they voice in documentary movies and he then he pauses and goes ok man I got you have a good trip I go meet my other buddy and then we are walking to the site when my boy shows and an goes " jesus told me I'd find you if I walked this way and I had to tell him it was just a guy and he was cool then out of know where prob 30 min after that he lays on the ground going I'm dead I'm dead then just going silent and this is daylight by night u cant tounch orhewould freek and all he would say is that guy killed me I'm dead I buddy tys picking him up cuz we need to go its midnight he go nuts then just curls up in a ball keeps saying ik dead my other buddy leaves not its 4 in the moring no fire one dinky flash light and I snap I haven't been tripping like hard since I saw the dude I pretty much was sober feeling then a wave would hit an the fire would look kinda off but this dude still tripping hard thinking hes dead I snap on him an he snapped out of it and we walked home didnt get home till 6 30 in the moring the next day he gets mad at me for snapping g on him and he truly thought he was dead he was like I met jesus and he led to u and we where in a cemetery and I thought I was in purgatory and that you where a demon yelling at me and I remember all the stuff u said and it really hurt my feelings idk how someone can get in that mind state but he doesn't handle weed to well also like he will just turn left anfte u say right or just pull in to a gas station for 3 min and then go what em I doing and just drive off so I told him u ain't eating the whole 8th do like 1.5 2gs an see how u feel I'm come back from getting wood an dingy goes I ate em all cuz I couldn't feel it I was u dingy it's not weed u dont just feel em u have to digest them and let em kick in like wtf so u cant be madat me then u should of been came down already an u just laying on the ground going I'm dead didnt help me with shit or even have fun like of course I'm going to snap when I'm in the woods at 4 in the morning with no fire and my friend thinks hes dead and u cant even touch him or talki g to him like sorry but u would of do t the same out of frustration