I FC'd the Colleen Ballinger Ukulele Apology Video on Clone Hero

[@nubby03]

“My legal team advised me to not do this” is possibly the worst thing you can say in your apology besides the whole song thing

[@joshc5613]

I don't even think it takes a legal team's advice to know that you probably shouldn't make a ukulele song in response to grooming accusations

[@Bladedfox14]

Her lawyers are flipping out right now due too that song

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

[@artdeco777]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I’m gonna say something out of pocket and mind you in complete spite of how horrible her actions are, the song is catchy 😅

[@emstink]

@@artdeco777 That's because it's the same 3 chords played over and over and over, and the same 4 notes. The chorus is a very common theatre motif too, I've heard it in a lot of musicals. When you hear the same simple thing over and over, it burrows into your head.

[@juandedomenico4306]

First apology video where the person doesnt apologise at all, but admits to everything but says its all lies at the same time

[@org4n_thi3f]

EXACTLY‼️‼️

[@katzea.a7880]

Schrodinger's apology video

[@stone_freed3762]

@@katzea.a7880LOL this made me cackle 😭

[@niclaswa5408]

Fine Bros “apology”

[@74oshua]

@@katzea.a7880 In this case, the cat is clearly dead, but the scientist insists that it isn't

[@Lb.q2]

That “but you were 30” was the best response I’ve heard from this whole drama

[@sanriobraincell]

succinct. more than Colleen ever addressed >10 mins, spoken in genuine confusion -- *WITH a full combo* _..somebody let this man at that ukulele_

[@tomskyring7639]

When he said that I burst out laughing but you were 30😂😂😂

[@degummybear]

What does he mean by “at least 26”??? 🧐🧐🧐

[@The_Slammy_Jammy]

we all been saying it

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

Plus there were screenshots.

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

"You've heard of Guitar Hero. Now get ready for... ukulele villain"

[@CODENAMEDARKLIFE]

💀💀💀

[@bigbrown2690]

This made me laugh out loud😂

[@stegwise]

underrated

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

Underrated frrr😂😂😂

[@gnoot50]

lmao perfect

[@smurfette_blues7922]

It is so funny seeing that one of everyone's first reactions to hearing about this apology is "why is it 10 minutes??"

[@FlamingLily]

The best (worst) part of this is that the answer appears blindingly obvious. 10 minutes. Monetisation time.

[@PunkZombie1300]

​@goat-wardthegamer400 Is that still a thing? I thought they made adjustments to that a while back, maybe I'm misremembering. Probably true, though.

[@nirvanaheights]

@@PunkZombie1300its 8 minutes for monetization now

[@FlamingLily]

@@PunkZombie1300 I mean they might have but I think it's funnier to think not for this specific instance

[@delightfulmochas]

Toxic Gossip Train (10 Minute Version) (Colleen’s Version) (From the Vault) (Should’ve Stayed In the Vault)

[@thecclan2]

“A mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human” “But you were thirty” made me lose it

[@Norrsky]

We've all sent used lingerie to a minor before right? It's just a goofy little mistake

[@annee.p9885]

​@@Norrskyyeah yeah and we've also asked minors what their favorite sex position was lol. Haha silly am i right??? Right??????

[@legendarywolfgeneral5572]

​@@Norrskyand spread a minors legs on stage (the "fart joke")

[@nunpho]

​@@Norrskyyeah, also shared porn with minors too. Totally normal stuff

[@demon-misery7]

@@nunphoand everyone’s also had a minor reach down their pants for a joke before too right?

[@evakazoo]

His cringed out open mouth expression really embodies this whole situation

[@IBigPrivateDickChinchillaI]

4k likes and no replies? I'm impressed.

[@sftmochii]

4.2k likes and 1 reply? I'm impressed.

[@dollydolldoll2]

💀💀

[@KING_PHILLIP]

@@sftmochii nuff said😅😂🤣

[@Materialist39]

I caught myself making the same expression during the same section

[@tycollins5132]

this is literally the first time i’ve seen her full “apology” video and this is insane 💀

[@Bliffenstimmers]

Same. I knew it was bad but oh my god LMAO. 💀

[@kc-lp6wg]

This makes it even more unhinged, somehow. Didn't know that was possible.

[@feelingveryattackedrn5750]

It’s like hours long

[@HEHE-tv6mm]

I don't think this is the full one lol

[@gnoot50]

yea.. it was painful to watch

[@JustPassingThrough98]

The notes seemingly coming out of her face add an element of terror I hadn't accounted for

[@FourEyedRaven88]

I'm sick with a cold today and this comment sent me coughing. I thought I was gonna die. 😂😂😂

[@Lynxartist-yz1zb]

lol hope you get better 😊🤗

[@140kittykat]

Kinda found the notes falling out of her mouth and nose to be hilarious and fitting.😂

[@alananoor4324]

​@@140kittykati knowwww it's like a looooong snot

[@samuelnunes4028]

especially the yellow and blue ones coming from her nose

[@laggy3099]

Like innocent or not, who the fuck adds a chorus to their apology video

[@acai28]

RIGHT?

[@yuarentlucky]

She's basically confirmed to not be innocent, she's legit trying to sway everyone over by saying they were mistakes lmao.

[@Airbigbawls]

Have you ever put butter on a poptart 🎶🎵🎶🎵

[@rubenvp3]

Tbh I really doubt anyone can even take that one seriously

[@ShiningTaiga]

@@yuarentluckyher comment section is working overtime to remove the negative comments

[@comradeforg3420]

Props to the legend who decided to chart this shitshow apology video lmao

[@sihamhamda47]

And the fact that the chart maker can't even finish the lyric is still make me impressed on how he tried to survive the hellish level of cringe

[@0uttaS1TE]

Bro should've gotten a medal

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

@@sihamhamda47he prob muted the video lmao

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

They gave up on the lyrics because of the pain LMAO

[@debbied0wn3r]

Lmao fr

[@blueturtle3623]

The fact that they couldn't finish adding lyrics is sending me, honestly same and I salute this person for doing as much as they did.

[@axisred2301]

Their apology for being unable to stand the song enough to finish writing the lyrics was more honest than the song.

[@zoefoley6818]

@@axisred2301💀💀

[@napstadan-ihateleague]

The clone hero community will always be the clone hero community and it’s a beautiful thing

[@Ryanzba]

was gonna like but its on 69 likes

[@sihamhamda47]

"If something on internet exist, there's a Clone Hero chart of it"

[@Pokaroquai]

​@@sihamhamda47If anything exist*

[@tdarkhorse4]

the duality of the internet and indeed clone hero: they charted this but also charted the entire shrek movie.

[@BombShot]

@@Ryanzbawake up and like it, we're pushing for 6.9k now

[@NastyMick]

Y'know people keep calling this an 'the worst apology video ever,' but maybe because that's because it's not an apology. It's more of an INCREDIBLY embarrassing deflection video. Edit: Was really hoping your wife walked in on you playing this with no context. Woulda been hype.

[@agoodnamehere3018]

Yeah and on top of that an apology means you did smth wrong so this being labeled an apology is a admission

[@Shockguey]

Most apology videos aren't really apologies. Are there sincere ones? Yes, but they're the absolute minority.

[@assassin8636]

​@Shockguey wait really?

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

[@braedenmclean5304]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395bot

[@MKNerdMusic]

I’m surprised this song wasn’t written in A-minor.

[@TRENCHESandTREADS]

Carlos!

[@Plexxis_SugarPom]

This had no reason to be so funny

[@starnorthstarnorth]

NAHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@stephenmanuel9860]

GG

[@therealC0SMYK]

AYOO

[@kany_ewest]

THE YELLOW NOTES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH

[@ipacklunches]

😂😂 Sometimes it looks like yellow and blue are coming out of her nose

[@probablynotblufur]

she’s spitting out piss

[@chordsofsteel-i4j]

Cause shes a pissdrinker

[@Lukified]

IKR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

[@yourcomputerhasdied]

speaking facts ❌ speaking piss ✅

[@JunJun238]

when the chart is difficult not because the notes are hard to hit, but of 2nd hand embarrassment lmao

[@0uttaS1TE]

Can't hit those notes when your hand has scrunched up from the cringe

[@sirvilhelm3569]

I was actually getting kinda into it, like it’s not that bad tbh

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

@@sirvilhelm3569 You need to be investigated.

[@gamerx807]

@@sirvilhelm3569 what the fuck

[@veto_5762]

@@sirvilhelm3569 I mean out of context is not a bad song, still a shitshow of an apology though, imagine if someone make a remix/mockery of the original that could be cool

[@simanolastname2399]

This is the only thing that could bring me to actually watch the full apology LMAO

[@jend5589]

SAME.

[@chichen_nuggest]

ME TOO

[@kiosfriend]

Ya'll cave pretty easy.

[@Ms.StealUrSoul]

FR

[@mattgroening8872]

It’s like an alternative to subway surfers at the bottom of the screen

[@LoSubstance]

I always find it to be so surreal to react to/watch videos using clone hero as a medium. This is probably the only reason why I got past the second minute of this apology.

[@acai28]

I guess it’s similar to having Subway Surfers gameplay or Family Guy on the screen, imo

[@rambbler]

​@@acai28it's also just so PETTY. There's something so powerful about FC a video you are dunking on while playing for the first time.

[@ashtonhoward5582]

Yeah, I was surprised when I found out I was already 5 minutes in.

[@wheezus2000]

waiting for someone to chart some news coverage of something like 9/11 or a rocket launch or whatever

[@BackwardsPancake]

@@wheezus2000 Who's gonna be the first person banned for FCing the vocals chart of a dramatic reading of Mein Kampf 😭

[@DSKofe]

you can clearly see him reconsider all his life choices as he mutters the phrase “I’m now first place on the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology”

[@racket6303]

I'm embarrassed to say this video was my first genuine viewing of this apology. Edit: Ya'll are right, thank the lord I didn't give her no views 🙏🫶

[@Darkmoon331]

Don't be lmao, I could not bring myself to watch the original either. At least like this, there's someone else absorbing the cringe for me 😂

[@anni2539]

nah me too, al least we're not giving her views

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

it's the best way to view it

[@ItsDansAltBruh]

proud*

[@alissajacobs1887]

I never planned on watching it but this makes it hilarious

[@waffelsrevenge]

Imagine being called a child predator and your response is "well sorry I didn't realize you all were so perfect and don't make any mistakes >:("

[@Happytravellerkimmy]

Yeah, it's a perfect example of whataboutism and deflection. Like you can't call out harmful behavior until you're perfect? That doesn't make any sense.

[@bush2239]

"I'm only humaaaan, after all"

[@fhdang8978]

Fr it makes no sense grooming kids ain’t an easy “mistake” to make

[@TamWam_]

as a minor who has never heard of her, *i'm glad i've never heard of her because holy.*

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

Exactly, this wasn’t a “whoopsie daise” mistake, like Charlie said

[@Merpsicles]

The creator stopping the lyrics so early on for their sanity is honestly hilarious

[@Livelaughlove_rat]

1.5K likes and no comments lemme fix that

[@Merpsicles]

@@Livelaughlove_rat Thanks, homie

[@heated483]

Let me contribute as well

[@Merpsicles]

@@heated483 Sick, thanks

[@BepisJones]

it was self care tbh

[@Risu95]

"Im now first place on the Colleen Ballenger ukulele apology" Dear god, that fucking statement just melted my mind.

[@CodyTheCookie101]

I read this as he said it lol

[@carmxxc]

id be so upset

[@wilczus222]

Brand new sentence.

[@dustercat21]

Honestly, i refused to watch her apology video bc I didnt wanna give her a view... at least this way I can watch it and give Acai the view instead 😅

[@cloudbrooks]

same omg i saw it on twitter and i was like. yeah no this is her wanting attention. but yeah no deathly curious and acai deserves the adsense more lmaoo

[@PhantoRoyce]

I tried but my cringe gland was about to explode

[@Sleepy-Shortcake]

No fr this was my thought process Watch this one and Adam's response Because honestly even as a fucking kid I knew Miranda/Colleen wasn't 100% genuine I never liked her and I feel so vindicated yknow

[@aname8106]

Yeee

[@Just_Juiceb0x]

@@Sleepy-Shortcake I watched her "Charlie, Charlie Are You There?" video when I was like 7, and I wasn't impressed. The character was just obnoxious. That has been the ONLY video I watched. I am now 16, so yeah. 👍

[@CyclopsDragon]

This is, in and of itself, deserving of an apology video

[@FusionShadow54]

True, I expect Acai's formal apology

[@rosalina2773]

The ukulele deserves an apology video.

[@RaggedKnowledge96]

@@rosalina2773Uke: “I did not consent to be played in a song like that”

[@funny36ful]

Then run a fc on that too

[@kittykat5090]

​@@funny36fulhope it's not TEN FRIGGIN MINUTES

[@ree2546]

10:57 that "but you were 30" caught me off guard, that shit was funny

[@russelllapua4904]

“There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!”

[@Buff-Wings]

This just proves you can be a great singer and be completely tone deaf at the same time.

[@cottage-core_]

+

[@CombustibleLemonsInc]

Nice one

[@KATZFEY]

damn

[@maximumlength5052]

+2

[@tkjams2482]

bar

[@scottydude456]

This is the first time I’ve watched the entire video uncut and I am even more baffled than I was before. These levels of cringe should have never been unleashed to this world

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

Commenting before the cringe "no comments, let me fix that"

[@realperson9951]

one comment? let me fix that (i'm going to hack the person's account above me and delete the comment)

[@statesminds]

Same i only saw like 4 mins lmao this is insane

[@sadaharuthedog7105]

SAME

[@FrescaBlunts]

BRO SAME

[@iluvboothill]

Being ranked #1 on the Colleen Ballinger apology video in Clone Hero is truly a flex of all time

[@highbread817]

Being able to successfully fc this while not dying of second hand embarrassment/ cringe definitely takes skill I couldn't even look at the screen the whole time

[@thethibou7756]

Still not better than holding the record on bowser’s big bean burrito

[@gh0stykins]

​@@thethibou7756what about Knack though? the greatest game of all time?

[@supagb7700]

⁠@@gh0stykinsHow could you forget about Knack 2? KNACK 2 BABY!

[@TheDenOfTimbsStudios]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CYMotorsport]

Bro the arrogance and delusion of doing a non- apology video in the 3rd person is already so meta. But doing it on the ukulele while rhyming has to meet a few clinical examples in the DSM-V

[@visasha]

at least three different personality disorders for sure

[@mrwhiskerz7028]

Colleen isn’t delusional or dumb… …she’s DESPERATE.

[@Ibens_Inferno]

The fact that this “apology” was made in response to grooming allegations is baffling.

[@KWBR1123]

I swear KZbinrs are trying to one up each other with how bad they can make apologies, the last good one was Kwite, and before that Pyrocynical, and they both had the advantage of not actually doing what they were accused of *especially* Kwite

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

@@KWBR1123 To be fair what pyro did was real, but it turns out hes into furry fetish erp rather than grooming

[@ragglerock2682]

​@@insertmemorableusernameher6795let a man have his kinks 🗿

[@_blank-_]

@@ragglerock2682 no

[@GenesisTheKitty]

​@@insertmemorableusernameher6795That was pretty sad, he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't deserve to get bashed online. Public figures are also allowed to express their sexuality, especially in private. They shouldn't have to worry about being exposed as "weirdos" every time they have an abnormally kinky interaction with another human being.

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

“I wasn’t strong enough to finish” regarding the lyrics made me cackle. You did good, soldier. Can’t blame you 🫡

[@louloudaki_]

it’s the most relatable thing stg

[@Pixelcherie]

Real

[@LemenYeet]

It's super impressive that he made it that far tbh, i didn't even last a minute in the actual vid

[@LlamaDrama142]

Fun fact: Hard mode for this song isn’t playing faster; it’s playing with full lyrics.

[@Ultigames2nd]

Oh god

[@traffic2678]

WHERE?!?!?!?!

[@prettypoppinmolls]

its no wonder its called hard mode then

[@wj2036]

Hard mode is just playing it a second time.

[@CheetoDustShorts]

fr@@wj2036

[@samueltitone5683]

Taken directly from this “apology’s” Genius lyrics page: “‘Toxic Gossip Train’ is interestingly an anagram form ‘Citog Topiss Narix’ which makes no sense, just like this entire song.”

[@Grimshaw_]

Can we just appreciate not only this guy, who had to not only play the song, but listen to apology, but also the guy who made this in the first place.

[@bigmistqke]

Ye, especially with the irregular tempo, not just some copy paste kind of stuff

[@anonymousmysteries3171]

the fact that the charter apologizes for the "poor quality" of the chart due to not wanting to listen to the song anymore just adds something to this (pause at 0:19 to read the chart description)

[@Grimshaw_]

@@anonymousmysteries3171 absolutely, like if there’s anyone who doesn’t need to apologize for anything it’s this absolute chad for sitting through this shit.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Just imagine how many times the poor motherfucker who made this CH track had to listen to it to properly set up the beats

[@StanDare-g2l]

This is straight to the point

[@StephRand0M]

Somehow having a man who looks like he's about to die while strumming his guitar controller on the side makes this 'apology' video 500% more bearable.

[@Deadflower019]

This is the first time I've actually made it through the video.

[@leila13dnd]

It really does lol

[@donatoclemente4421]

Yeah first time I've sat through the whole thing, although ngl I really wanted to leave around the midway point 😭

[@QutalToddHoward]

It really does lol I couldn't get through a full two minutes of the original video

[@lwxor]

i watched the whole thing with a straight face

[@x3naurus]

The moments where Acai is just staring at Colleen like... "I'm literally just trying to FC" 😂

[@acai28]

oh nah bruh that was just me uncomfortable af

[@hervymarquezgarcia1079]

​@@acai28Live Acai reaction:

[@PlutoniumSlums]

@@acai28it made all of us uncomfortable too

[@exzayver]

X3naurus 👋🏽

[@aria23456]

Her video has major "I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology" energy

[@questionable-doctor]

can you imagine being her kid? telling your parents they fucked up is hard enough without having to worry about them pulling out the ukulele and doing a 10-minute 'i did nothing wrong so you should just forgive me already' improv bit

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Yo mom, can you cook dinner, I'm hungry. *proceeds to 15 minutes of ukulele solo about why dinner isn't important*

[@marguegarcia]

@@darkpuppetlordfultf is the child gonna do? Sit there?

[@darkpuppetlordful]

@@marguegarcia if it's a smart kid, go grab a bag of chips and a phone to record the cringe. Marketing 101

[@Sorrowe]

This comment deserves more likes

[@fighthive4808]

That kid’s gonna grow up just as screwed up let’s be real.

[@a-zadri]

Now we need a Trombone Champ chart. Giving it the respect it deserves lmao

[@ariannasv22]

Beautiful idea

[@angelsartandgaming]

I need this!

[@technospyform1578]

They don't need it bruh

[@analinrose]

what if the trombone champ video was this clone hero video with the trumpet guy edited in?

[@ngocsondinh135]

@@analinrose I sent a request for the video. Got chu fam. Hope the guys put in the magic lmao

[@anustart1934]

I'm glad the first time I'm gonna hear this song in full is with Acai

[@DougSalad]

Yeah this is my first time experiencing it at all and I'm gobsmacked

[@the.muffin]

same lol

[@Ada318]

Same here, we be in this together

[@that1connor583]

I mean I saw Crit1kal/Charlie/Moisty's video on it, but seeing the rest of it. I just. Wh-.. HOW THE FUCK??

[@foliofugio]

Same

[@sawyer_chill]

I guess you could say her favorite note is A Minor

[@chicken_and_ricee]

LMAO😭😭

[@miraijfish]

Actually it's a key 🤓

[@Brain-dead-gamer]

​@@miraijfish yeah, but we get what they meant. It ruins the joke to say A sharp or A flat.

[@miraijfish]

@@Brain-dead-gamer I know, thus the emoji. I was being dumb on purpose.

[@DGreatApe]

Kendrick stole this line 😂

[@oyaji_sus6882]

If someone's going to apologize to you and they don't even record themselves playing a ukelele, is it even an apology?

[@PurpleG07]

Absolutely not, I would spit and step on those who apologize without a ukelele, truly unacceptable

[@satanslittleprince]

LOL

[@HivelordTempura]

No it’s a kick in the balls saying screw you lol

[@nickcurry77]

I’d prefer a drum solo buts that’s just me

[@waltzmacandcheese]

@@nickcurry77Dad!?

[@pokerfacenino]

As a 35 year old, I still cannot believe this woman is 37 and thought this would go well in ANY way. Sweet playing though dude!

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

You're two years younger than her! I'm only 22. I've heard of the Miranda Sings before. But I've never watched her videos, Cause they're not for me. The apology video itself is so so embarrassing/cringey. And the fact she's a mother now and has children, Just makes it much more concerning/worst!

[@tander101]

​@@shinydiamondlady4416Worst?

[@jestrel]

@@tander101Yes!!! If shes an actual groomer and shes got her own kids, its time for child protective services to come into play!!

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

@@jestrel I'm surprised CPS hasn't been called out to come get her kids and put them in a safer environment! I could imagine her kids in their teens/early 20's and finding out their own MOTHER was a GROOMER! They would absolutely hate her and probably have her arrested for these crimes!

[@jestrel]

@@shinydiamondlady4416 Possibly not arrested sadly just cause they still will wann respect their mom maybe but definitely be disgusted to say the least and I am surprised too someone should do something

[@MrCrapDude]

I don’t even know why she’s saying she’s not a manipulator, narcissist, or that she’s gaslighting. You can be all or none of those things and still be a pedophile.

[@arroe8386]

The weirdest thing is saying this while acting exactly like that

[@meganmosch8826]

This is classic gaslighting. I must admit the 1rst time with a ukulele 😂 My Narcissist did it acapella😅

[@kylezo]

i'd say it's pretty obvious she's acting i mean it's literally bit after bit lol

[@mimisezlol]

​@@kylezobut even the bits are bitter

[@looof3719]

Its funny how all the comments in her video has to be approved

[@Ohitsdough]

"I am now first place in the Colleen Ballinger Ukulele Apology" greatest sentence of the video 10/10 5 gold stars for you sir

[@brooklyn1202]

I love how the difficulty is just how embarrassing the whole response was rather than the game

[@craigmeister1241]

We're literally living in a black mirror episode at the fucking moment. Absolutely wild that colleen thought the best way to respond to pedo allegations was through a ukulele.

[@cesarflorencia]

When I watched "Smithereens" and "The national anthem" for the first time, I thought "That's never going to happen in real life!" Well, I am not so sure about that anymore.

[@Twoidiotsinacloset]

Vegan teacher much?😂

[@Notapiering]

Man said "i'm not playing this bruh" and then boom FC'd the whole damn thing

[@spiegel7608]

I have never seen Acai look more genuinely uncomfortable and in pain than now. It’s like watching him watch a car crash in slow motion and having to watch the aftermath of incompetent EMT

[@redfin382]

" it wasn't my intention" When you step on someone's foot, you didn't intend to hurt them but you still did. You apologize and take accountability...you don't...do...this.

[@cc9787]

You guys don't whip out your mic and ukulele and start singing while blaming them for putting their feet there in the first place?

[@redfin382]

@@cc9787 I mean why did they have their foot there in the first place? Also did you see the shoes they had on? They were asking for it.

[@meowtation]

More like, it wasn't my intention to get caught 😂

[@pryordevine3855]

My immediate thought was, "Hitler had good intentions for Germany, look at how that turned out.". You can rarely use intention as a shield

[@redfin382]

@@pryordevine3855 boy I hope this is trying to be sarcastic or something. 🤦

[@dylandreisbach1986]

Imagine your apology being so hard to watch that people genuinely need the equivalent of subway surfers on the screen to get through it.

[@Luther7718]

Had I been gifted a voice like that I would have simply made money off of it without being a weirdo to kids

[@rescuerex7031]

From what I know of famous KZbin Musicians for some reason it's a bit of an issue for them

[@DarranKern]

Had you been gifted with an aggressively mediocre vocal tone, that face, and your instrument was a ukulele, you could probably **only** make money targeting children

[@Ramboost007]

Yeah well you're not a pedo

[@YallSuckLMAO]

Well apparently it's hard not to diddle kids with how much accusations are coming out 😂

[@MsZsc]

@@rescuerex7031 and conventional musicians

[@TheMrTka4]

10 second pause after words "fart joke"... .......... I felt that.

[@masterphoenixharp]

after hearing this im never gonna be embarrassedagain because there is NO way i could do something worse without actively trying to

[@boney2982]

Makes all that cringe I did as a kid feel not so bad

[@demetriam2408]

Fr, like being 30 and having kids put their hands down your pants? That's not a mistake, that's an active choice. A mistake would be swearing around a kid, not sending them your lingerie.

[@MegidolErin]

I mildly embarrassed myself yesterday but who gives a fuck, at least I didn't upload a ukulele song about how I definitely am not a groomer The only thing we can thank Colleen for is making us less embarrassing by comparison

[@adrian225]

even if you tried, it could be difficult to embarrass yourself harder

[@lilyjames008]

I didn’t think I can even actively do anything worse even if I tried 😭

[@jeepmega629]

“This woman has lost it” Never have truer words been spoken my friend!

[@HVVVVVVVV]

You know an apology video sucks when people are now FCing the damn it.

[@boomknifes609]

Beat Saber chart soon??

[@KnightOfDark]

I had no interest in hearing her apology but the first time I did hear it, was “Colleen’s apology synced to the “Toxic Gossip Train”” and it was an actual train that moved to the beat of both her song and her emotions

[@zoefoley6818]

Yes, I watched that 😂

[@dumpmeshi]

"I was not strong enough to finish...I apologize. I hope you will understand why." I don't know why I laughed but i feel so bad man. Kudos to the people who actually made a manuscript of this psycho's "apology song" 😭💀

[@quindariusgooch-hc4gn]

You always know someone is innocent when they go with the old “I didn’t do this but even if I did here’s the justification and here’s why it’s not that bad” defense

[@quindariusgooch-hc4gn]

I guess no one learned from OJ’s weird confession book

[@GardEngebretsen]

5 outta 6 lines in the narcissts prayer comprised into a song. That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. Only missing: And if I did, you deserved it.

[@fauxrowsdower7610]

james somerton moment lmao "i never plagiarized ANYTHING and the times that I did weren't that bad anyway"

[@CodyTheCookie101]

@@quindariusgooch-hc4gnOJ from Inanimate Insanity or someone else called OJ?

[@memelord1790]

@@CodyTheCookie101… as in OJ Simpson?

[@danplaysshiz4704]

An apology video without an apology. What a banger.

[@riah9549]

yea what a bop fr 💀

[@morerie]

seriously though if i have to listen to this song one more time im gonna kill someone

[@tia82706]

It's just not an apology video Issa retaliation video

[@theycallmeJacko]

Never seen that before!

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

"I'm sorry that you're a bunch of cabbages" Uh huh, sure

[@gaddiusgaddium9082]

2:56 I like how it looks like she's vomiting the notes out

[@schloompf]

i swear all ukulele players learn 2 chords and decide “yeah that’s enough this won’t get annoying at all”

[@apexreactions4231]

I think it's more to do with no matter what chord progression you play on that plingy midget, it sounds exactly like every other ukulele song you've ever heard because they all do that same stupid ass strumming pattern 🤮

[@boxisyt]

middle school ahh chord progression

[@aynonaystuay7767]

I know right I wish she’d change it to another chord or 2 so it could be more bEARABLE TO LISTEN TO OH MY GOD I CANNOT BEAR TO WATCH ANOTHER SECOND

[@akhlysthechair]

i knew more chords than her from like a year of ukelele and she’s a whole ass adult 💀💀💀

[@fangirlandproud6442]

Haha oopsie!

[@PassTheSnails]

Love her use of A-Minor, a symbolic masterpiece!

[@whitneyhendrix8075]

Underrated comment

[@birdieboy02]

good to practice fingering

[@KringusKrang]

Holy shit I can't believe I didn't notice, you legend

[@SuperSireBoyYT]

Im sorry but a ukulele response video for this situation specifically is borderline psychotic

[@shawke_gekk]

it’s not borderline I think it just is

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

It's pastline

[@Hunter57588]

“But you were thirty.”

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

This feels like a necronomicon. Written by someone who tried to understand an unknowable horror and ended up going insane

[@embreEmber]

It could be poetic if this was in 1800s but due to it being centered in a youtube creator is an embarrassment LOOOL

[@cleverusername6526]

i havent heard the whole apology until this video, but wow, thats genuinely a terrible response. i didnt hear a single "sorry" for the entire video

[@NEEDbacon]

Also, last I checked you don't SING your "Apology" while strumming a ukulele.

[@everfluctuating]

it wasnt an apology, it was a deflection/downplay/pity party

[@midlandindiana1730]

"I feel bad that you guys misunderstood my totally innocent jokes 😞"

[@lukefowler9811]

Your impromptu backing vocals at 10:02 KILLED me

[@kittiecandy747]

🎵 Wooaahh🎵

[@tinytine_]

This made the whole video of colleen singing worth it

[@saraghhh]

😂😂😂

[@camilagrijalva4109]

same

[@dryd943]

I love that every once in a while her face and the Clone Hero overlay match up and it looks like she's shooting lasers from her eyes

[@werpitsbubblez]

This is like the third time I heard this "song." Truly one of _the_ KZbinr apologies I have ever seen. Kudos to the charter and you surviving this hellhole.

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

I loved how you italicised _the_

[@silverbubble1037]

one of the youtube aplogy videos of all time

[@aimsme]

the moments her eyes line up with the held notes so it looks like she's producing lasers from them... truly beautiful

[@koteghe7600]

it's better when it happens to nose

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Hyperventilating trying not to laugh out loud from this goofy ass comment

[@watcherwhowatches6725]

8:39

[@kumoticc]

also at 9:45

[@painmacaroni]

NOW THAT'S ALL I CAN SEE😭😭

[@regulusmuphrid4891]

I couldn't finish her whole video out of sheer disgust and cringe, thank you for making it bearable, your sacrifice is apreciated.

[@acat6145]

Careful he’s a hero

[@cospaws8810]

This is my way of watching it without giving her the view lol

[@jen8790]

​@@cospaws8810Based, I did the same too

[@poopoppy]

I was the same. I tried watching this earlier, but the cringe was too strong. I could only get through the first minute. In guitar hero mode. It's somehow easier to watch.

[@ryninja5788]

@@acat6145a guitar hero 🙏

[@Ohriel]

I fell into an hipnotic state watching this, I seriously zoned out and got lost in my own existence until I heard the words "We're only half way through", which shocked me back in to reality and saved me from my predicament. Thank you.

[@GrimmHooke]

The disbelief of "I'm only halfway through" SLAYED ME. You are a godsend for suffering through this for the rest of us.

[@john.dough.]

6:59

[@akitniytrA]

​@@john.dough.ty

[@juegobuenoyomalo9501]

@@john.dough. ty

[@julia0c3anchild72]

It was the, “This isn’t real,” and, ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!” for me. 😂

[@J_Marv]

I love the creator didn't even want to finish

[@cloudbrooks]

someone making a chart of her apology is beautiful cause it just makes it into a joke, which is well-deserved

[@cloudbrooks]

sorry, this is my first time seeing it (only with acai as a shield could i do it :sob:) so this is just me pouring fresh opinions into a comment thread

[@cloudbrooks]

CALLING IT A SHITTY LITTLE SONG DOESNT MAKE ME ANY LESS UPSET THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO WRITE A GOOD SONG. in fact, now that youve said that, i feel like you didnt even TRY sorry getting too invested

[@cloudbrooks]

"the only thing ive groomed is my two persian cats" what a specific way of framing it, can you elaborate on what exactly happened so your already-loyal probably-uninformed audience can understand whats actually going on with you? cause right now youre just being condescending to an undefined boogeyman COLLEEN

[@cloudbrooks]

its not ruining her life IF SHES NOT GETTING GIGS CAUSE OF THIS ITS HER SHITTY FUCKING VOICE AND LACK OF SONGWRITING TALENT

[@cloudbrooks]

sometimes people make mistakes and sometimes its patterns of manipulative behaviour emphasised by the fact that you MOCKED THE POSSIBILITY YOU HURT PEOPLE IN SONG FORM

[@JA-js8uk]

I’m still baffled that someone has actually managed to “powercreep” the Sienna Mae interpretive dance “apology”. What makes it even shittier is that they were both being accused of seriously awful things.

[@DespairatorySystem]

The bad apology video meta is about to change

[@jajajasputin8927]

​@@DespairatorySystemsomeone tell Charlie

[@manoftherainshorts9075]

There are worse things. Travis Scott made a b&w incoherent mumbling video on Insta after LETTING 10 PEOPLE DIE ON HIS SHOW. Nothing, I mean, nothing in youtuber drama space comes close to it in terms of seriousness. People died because of him.

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

@@manoftherainshorts9075 travis scott is such an awful human being dude

[@darkpuppetlordful]

BRB gonna go get famous, do something fucked, just to make an "apology movie" and drop the hottest summer blockbuster

[@spiralphoenix9839]

“Some people make a mistake, simply because they make a mistake.” Truly one of the lines of all time.

[@mach95a113]

Up there with the next line, "It doesn't make them a terrible human... It just makes them human."

[@Random_Person256]

I was reading this when I was up to that part lol

[@starling1226]

The aunt analogy makes no sense. 1. That’s family and She’s not just here to talk to children. Honestly this makes Shane Dawson’s apology believable.

[@Jaçue-f9t]

She's more like that weird pervy uncle your mom says you shouldn't go near

[@Saratrooper]

Right?? My nephew is turning 5, my weird aunt phase is occasionally wearing weird loud pants, heavy metal tees, and making homemade playdough for him and his younger sibling.

[@hapleymusic]

If my aunt were doing shit like this, my mom would be like "girl what are you doin"

[@alpaca6462]

It's even worse when you consider one of her "comedy schticks" is that her character Miranda has a sexually abusive uncle that is constantly assaulting her and Miranda is too naive to understand she's being abused

[@duckheadgaming]

Every time I read Shane Dawson I think the apology was in regards to his cat

[@Ichorizor]

"But you were 30" was perfectly in-sync with the song.... damn it lmao

[@emcustard]

The notes lining up perfectly to look like they’re coming out of her nose is just A+

[@rheaswim3371]

I was looking for a comment like this, I was thinking from her mouth like her lies 🤣

[@fox_trotamus3556]

nah its not A+ its A minor💀

[@lunaris6487]

​@@fox_trotamus3556💀

[@Lunar_DeBrie]

"But you were 30." Addendum: But you were 30, spreading the legs of teenagers, for an audience of adults.

[@Kira1Lawliet]

Kudos to Colleen for somehow making a more legendary uncomfortable apology video than Travis Scott while also simultaneously producing kind of a bop.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

[@jermathy]

you’ve clearly never heard real music bro wdym a bop bffr

[@5fttoby350]

This woman stayed in one note for the majority of this song, idk how this is a bop

[@joshuaslowey71]

​@@fuzzyotterpaws4395I pray your joking

[@teijaflink2226]

The chorus kind of gets stuck in your head, I hate that I have suddenly started to sing Toxic gossip train.

[@miaa7968]

"I'm not trying to manipulate" Colleen you posted this video after an image YOU shared of a little boy with his arm down your pants 😭She's the one at manipulation station and massive props to you for somehow powering through this, bro. I feel my arms shrivelling into my body just hearing her voice.

[@meowky4001]

Omygod wtf?!

[@phantasmagorics]

*holy shit what*

[@noriyakigumble3011]

This is now the ideal way to address someone’s controversy in my mind. This was absolutely hilarious. “Wait, Weren’t you 30??” **proceeds to hit 3 notes on his humble quest to FC**

[@Music7Ada]

"Baseless? We have actual evidence!" **Virtual trombone toot**

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

this is my first time actually watching the toxic gossip train in full

[@Mikey-lu6yh]

10:57 has me cracking up, why did that "30" hit so perfectly😭

[@aleps6522]

your video was the only way I could actually watch her whole apology

[@vivilissi]

This is the only way I felt comfortable watching the whole apology video (was not comfortable, at all, the entire time, but I would rather have this creator make money off of the apology instead of her)

[@devangoad]

Same lol, I had the thought “oh I hadn’t heard this part before” only to realize I’m watching it all the way through for the first time

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

oh defintely, ikm actually doing the exact opposite, and watching all the videos about her that are against her so the people against her make money while taking her down

[@hamburgerdog25]

I watched Charlie's video on it because I know he doesn't drink kool aid on this type of shit. Just valid criticism and honest review. And he'll call them out too on what they've done and why this kind of shit is unacceptable.

[@poopoppy]

I was the same. I tried watching this earlier, but the cringe was too strong. I could only get through the first minute. In guitar hero mode. It's somehow easier to watch.

[@i_like_cheese.-ik4co]

Can we just talk about how this dude made NO mistakes this whole video he is amazing.

[@YoonieToons]

Her: "i know what i did was wrong. And im taking accountability." Also her: "tOxIC gOsiP tRAaAaaINnnN 😩🥴😭"

[@solxr_eclipse]

this is perfect 😭

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

exactly this woman is a phony

[@boianko]

Genuinely, her wobbling between "I made some mistakes, I'm only human" and "it's all fake I did nothing wrong" is such a tacit admission of guilt.

[@wildfire9280]

@@boianko she’s only human after all, don’t put the blame on her

[@boianko]

@@wildfire9280 yeah, who of us hasn't, at some point, send their used underwear to a 14-year old boy. He who is without sin should cast the first stone and all that.

[@Geck0GC]

When Acai said "this is not real" I realised why I didn't have the same reaction as most. My brain cannot comprehend this as anything other than a parody.

[@Krisnina]

This was the only way I was able to watch the apology in full. Not sure if I should laugh or cry tbh

[@Cohen-]

SAMEEE

[@AwesomeYena]

Me three.

[@milesinwyatteandcora]

When your guilty and everyone expects an apology or admittance video to start a path of redemption but decides to stun lock everyone instead 😂

[@ryanb4940]

Omg I was so invested when you hit #1 I pumped my arms up and said “YES!!!” lol. I love that this became a Guitar Hero track and I LOVE you got number one during

[@examichelle]

Gotta love everything that people on the internet come up with. Thanks to all of you guys, you are so creative.

[@twincherry4958]

😂😅

[@lizzie.]

Everybody's so creative!

[@HxFearNoFishxG]

I had heard how bizarre the video was but couldn't bother to watch it. Thank you for bringing me up to date on this shitshow of a story.

[@Weedchat]

Acai is the best news drama channel on KZbin

[@BackwardsPancake]

@@Weedchat New rule: KZbin drama is only acceptable if it's presented in Plastic Guitar chart format, and only the people who FC can make replies.

[@saudade....]

"sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake" truly a quote of all time 10:42

[@jaydengonzalez9336]

That could of been a Jaden Smith tweet I swear

[@sebosemi]

​@@jaydengonzalez9336😂😂

[@meowtation]

Yea, the floor is made out of floor. ...

[@justsomeperson6542]

that lyric sounds ai generated i swear

[@lolfacelolacc]

It’s giving r/im14andthisisdeep lmao

[@daviio]

this entire situation is just really funny "he didnt say could sing" is specially funny