I FC'd the Colleen Ballinger Ukulele Apology Video on Clone Hero

[@nubby03]

“My legal team advised me to not do this” is possibly the worst thing you can say in your apology besides the whole song thing

[@joshc5613]

I don't even think it takes a legal team's advice to know that you probably shouldn't make a ukulele song in response to grooming accusations

[@Bladedfox14]

Her lawyers are flipping out right now due too that song

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

[@artdeco777]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 I’m gonna say something out of pocket and mind you in complete spite of how horrible her actions are, the song is catchy 😅

[@emstink]

@@artdeco777 That's because it's the same 3 chords played over and over and over, and the same 4 notes. The chorus is a very common theatre motif too, I've heard it in a lot of musicals. When you hear the same simple thing over and over, it burrows into your head.

[@evakazoo]

His cringed out open mouth expression really embodies this whole situation

[@IBigDickI]

4k likes and no replies? I'm impressed.

[@sftmochii]

4.2k likes and 1 reply? I'm impressed.

[@dollydolldoll2]

💀💀

[@KING_PHILLIP]

@@sftmochii nuff said😅😂🤣

[@Materialist39]

I caught myself making the same expression during the same section

[@Lb.q2]

That “but you were 30” was the best response I’ve heard from this whole drama

[@sanriobraincell]

succinct. more than Colleen ever addressed >10 mins, spoken in genuine confusion -- *WITH a full combo* _..somebody let this man at that ukulele_

[@tomskyring7639]

When he said that I burst out laughing but you were 30😂😂😂

[@degummybear]

What does he mean by “at least 26”??? 🧐🧐🧐

[@The_Slammy_Jammy]

we all been saying it

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

Plus there were screenshots.

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

"You've heard of Guitar Hero. Now get ready for... ukulele villain"

[@CODENAMEDARKLIFE]

💀💀💀

[@bigbrown2690]

This made me laugh out loud😂

[@stegwise]

underrated

[@Teachmepleaseeee]

Underrated frrr😂😂😂

[@gnoot50]

lmao perfect

[@comradeforg3420]

Props to the legend who decided to chart this shitshow apology video lmao

[@sihamhamda47]

And the fact that the chart maker can't even finish the lyric is still make me impressed on how he tried to survive the hellish level of cringe

[@0uttaS1TE]

Bro should've gotten a medal

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

@@sihamhamda47he prob muted the video lmao

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

They gave up on the lyrics because of the pain LMAO

[@debbied0wn3r]

Lmao fr

[@smurfette_blues7922]

It is so funny seeing that one of everyone's first reactions to hearing about this apology is "why is it 10 minutes??"

[@FlamingLily]

The best (worst) part of this is that the answer appears blindingly obvious. 10 minutes. Monetisation time.

[@PunkZombie1300]

​@goat-wardthegamer400 Is that still a thing? I thought they made adjustments to that a while back, maybe I'm misremembering. Probably true, though.

[@nirvanaheights]

@@PunkZombie1300its 8 minutes for monetization now

[@FlamingLily]

@@PunkZombie1300 I mean they might have but I think it's funnier to think not for this specific instance

[@delightfulmochas]

Toxic Gossip Train (10 Minute Version) (Colleen’s Version) (From the Vault) (Should’ve Stayed In the Vault)

[@juandedomenico4306]

First apology video where the person doesnt apologise at all, but admits to everything but says its all lies at the same time

[@org4n_thi3f]

EXACTLY‼️‼️

[@katzea.a7880]

Schrodinger's apology video

[@stone_freed3762]

@@katzea.a7880LOL this made me cackle 😭

[@niclaswa5408]

Fine Bros “apology”

[@74oshua]

@@katzea.a7880 In this case, the cat is clearly dead, but the scientist insists that it isn't

[@Risu95]

"Im now first place on the Colleen Ballenger ukulele apology" Dear god, that fucking statement just melted my mind.

[@CodyTheCookie101]

I read this as he said it lol

[@carmxxc]

id be so upset

[@wilczus222]

Brand new sentence.

[@thecclan2]

“A mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human” “But you were thirty” made me lose it

[@Norrsky]

We've all sent used lingerie to a minor before right? It's just a goofy little mistake

[@annee.p9885]

​@@Norrskyyeah yeah and we've also asked minors what their favorite sex position was lol. Haha silly am i right??? Right??????

[@legendarywolfgeneral5572]

​@@Norrskyand spread a minors legs on stage (the "fart joke")

[@nunpho]

​@@Norrskyyeah, also shared porn with minors too. Totally normal stuff

[@demon-misery7]

@@nunphoand everyone’s also had a minor reach down their pants for a joke before too right?

[@NastyMick]

Y'know people keep calling this an 'the worst apology video ever,' but maybe because that's because it's not an apology. It's more of an INCREDIBLY embarrassing deflection video. Edit: Was really hoping your wife walked in on you playing this with no context. Woulda been hype.

[@agoodnamehere3018]

Yeah and on top of that an apology means you did smth wrong so this being labeled an apology is a admission

[@Shockguey]

Most apology videos aren't really apologies. Are there sincere ones? Yes, but they're the absolute minority.

[@assassin8636]

​@Shockguey wait really?

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

[@braedenmclean5304]

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395bot

[@JustPassingThrough98]

The notes seemingly coming out of her face add an element of terror I hadn't accounted for

[@FourEyedRaven88]

I'm sick with a cold today and this comment sent me coughing. I thought I was gonna die. 😂😂😂

[@Lynxartist-yz1zb]

lol hope you get better 😊🤗

[@140kittykat]

Kinda found the notes falling out of her mouth and nose to be hilarious and fitting.😂

[@alananoor4324]

​@@140kittykati knowwww it's like a looooong snot

[@samuelnunes4028]

especially the yellow and blue ones coming from her nose

[@blueturtle3623]

The fact that they couldn't finish adding lyrics is sending me, honestly same and I salute this person for doing as much as they did.

[@axisred2301]

Their apology for being unable to stand the song enough to finish writing the lyrics was more honest than the song.

[@zoefoley6818]

@@axisred2301💀💀

[@JunJun238]

when the chart is difficult not because the notes are hard to hit, but of 2nd hand embarrassment lmao

[@0uttaS1TE]

Can't hit those notes when your hand has scrunched up from the cringe

[@sirvilhelm3569]

I was actually getting kinda into it, like it’s not that bad tbh

[@CeoOfTheBOIS]

@@sirvilhelm3569 You need to be investigated.

[@gamerx807]

@@sirvilhelm3569 what the fuck

[@veto_5762]

@@sirvilhelm3569 I mean out of context is not a bad song, still a shitshow of an apology though, imagine if someone make a remix/mockery of the original that could be cool

[@napstadan-ihateleague]

The clone hero community will always be the clone hero community and it’s a beautiful thing

[@Ryanzba]

was gonna like but its on 69 likes

[@sihamhamda47]

"If something on internet exist, there's a Clone Hero chart of it"

[@JamiroquaiEnjoyer]

​@@sihamhamda47If anything exist*

[@tdarkhorse4]

the duality of the internet and indeed clone hero: they charted this but also charted the entire shrek movie.

[@BombShot]

@@Ryanzbawake up and like it, we're pushing for 6.9k now

[@waffelsrevenge]

Imagine being called a child predator and your response is "well sorry I didn't realize you all were so perfect and don't make any mistakes >:("

[@Happytravellerkimmy]

Yeah, it's a perfect example of whataboutism and deflection. Like you can't call out harmful behavior until you're perfect? That doesn't make any sense.

[@bush2239]

"I'm only humaaaan, after all"

[@fhdang8978]

Fr it makes no sense grooming kids ain’t an easy “mistake” to make

[@TamWam_]

as a minor who has never heard of her, *i'm glad i've never heard of her because holy.*

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

Exactly, this wasn’t a “whoopsie daise” mistake, like Charlie said

[@kany_ewest]

THE YELLOW NOTES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH

[@ipacklunches]

😂😂 Sometimes it looks like yellow and blue are coming out of her nose

[@probablynotblufur]

she’s spitting out piss

[@DishonorableMentions452]

Cause shes a pissdrinker

[@Lukified]

IKR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

[@yourcomputerhasdied]

speaking facts ❌ speaking piss ✅

[@simanolastname2399]

This is the only thing that could bring me to actually watch the full apology LMAO

[@jend5589]

SAME.

[@chichen_nuggest]

ME TOO

[@kiosfriend]

Ya'll cave pretty easy.

[@Ms.StealUrSoul]

FR

[@mattgroening8872]

It’s like an alternative to subway surfers at the bottom of the screen

[@Buff-Wings]

This just proves you can be a great singer and be completely tone deaf at the same time.

[@cottage-core_]

+

[@CombustibleLemonsInc]

Nice one

[@KATZFEY]

damn

[@maximumlength5052]

+2

[@tkjams2482]

bar

[@dustercat21]

Honestly, i refused to watch her apology video bc I didnt wanna give her a view... at least this way I can watch it and give Acai the view instead 😅

[@cloudbrooks]

same omg i saw it on twitter and i was like. yeah no this is her wanting attention. but yeah no deathly curious and acai deserves the adsense more lmaoo

[@PhantoRoyce]

I tried but my cringe gland was about to explode

[@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe]

No fr this was my thought process Watch this one and Adam's response Because honestly even as a fucking kid I knew Miranda/Colleen wasn't 100% genuine I never liked her and I feel so vindicated yknow

[@aname8106]

Yeee

[@Just_Juiceb0x]

@@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe I watched her "Charlie, Charlie Are You There?" video when I was like 7, and I wasn't impressed. The character was just obnoxious. That has been the ONLY video I watched. I am now 16, so yeah. 👍

[@DSKofe]

you can clearly see him reconsider all his life choices as he mutters the phrase “I’m now first place on the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology”

[@ree2546]

10:57 that "but you were 30" caught me off guard, that shit was funny

[@laggy3099]

Like innocent or not, who the fuck adds a chorus to their apology video

[@acai28]

RIGHT?

[@yuarentlucky]

She's basically confirmed to not be innocent, she's legit trying to sway everyone over by saying they were mistakes lmao.

[@Airbigbawls]

Have you ever put butter on a poptart 🎶🎵🎶🎵

[@rubenvp3]

Tbh I really doubt anyone can even take that one seriously

[@ShiningTaiga]

@@yuarentluckyher comment section is working overtime to remove the negative comments

[@x3naurus]

The moments where Acai is just staring at Colleen like... "I'm literally just trying to FC" 😂

[@acai28]

oh nah bruh that was just me uncomfortable af

[@hervymarquezgarcia1079]

​@@acai28Live Acai reaction:

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

@@acai28it made all of us uncomfortable too

[@exzayver]

X3naurus 👋🏽

[@russelllapua4904]

“There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!”

[@PassTheSnails]

Love her use of A-Minor, a symbolic masterpiece!

[@whitneyhendrix8075]

Underrated comment

[@timberlin4075]

good to practice fingering

[@KringusKrang]

Holy shit I can't believe I didn't notice, you legend

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

“I wasn’t strong enough to finish” regarding the lyrics made me cackle. You did good, soldier. Can’t blame you 🫡

[@louloudaki_]

it’s the most relatable thing stg

[@Pixelcherie]

Real

[@YeetLemon]

It's super impressive that he made it that far tbh, i didn't even last a minute in the actual vid

[@oyaji_sus6882]

If someone's going to apologize to you and they don't even record themselves playing a ukelele, is it even an apology?

[@PurpleG07]

Absolutely not, I would spit and step on those who apologize without a ukelele, truly unacceptable

[@stuffyouwithexplosives]

LOL

[@HivelordTempura]

No it’s a kick in the balls saying screw you lol

[@nickcurry77]

I’d prefer a drum solo buts that’s just me

[@peepeeLETMEHAVETHENAME]

@@nickcurry77Dad!?

[@tycollins5132]

this is literally the first time i’ve seen her full “apology” video and this is insane 💀

[@Bliffenstimmers]

Same. I knew it was bad but oh my god LMAO. 💀

[@kc-lp6wg]

This makes it even more unhinged, somehow. Didn't know that was possible.

[@feelingveryattackedrn5750]

It’s like hours long

[@HEHE-tv6mm]

I don't think this is the full one lol

[@gnoot50]

yea.. it was painful to watch

[@Merpsicles]

The creator stopping the lyrics so early on for their sanity is honestly hilarious

[@Livelaughlove_rat]

1.5K likes and no comments lemme fix that

[@Merpsicles]

@@Livelaughlove_rat Thanks, homie

[@heated483]

Let me contribute as well

[@Merpsicles]

@@heated483 Sick, thanks

[@Ibens_Inferno]

The fact that this “apology” was made in response to grooming allegations is baffling.

[@KWBR1123]

I swear KZbinrs are trying to one up each other with how bad they can make apologies, the last good one was Kwite, and before that Pyrocynical, and they both had the advantage of not actually doing what they were accused of *especially* Kwite

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

@@KWBR1123 To be fair what pyro did was real, but it turns out hes into furry fetish erp rather than grooming

[@ragglerock2682]

​@@insertmemorableusernameher6795let a man have his kinks 🗿

[@_blank-_]

@@ragglerock2682 no

[@GenesisTheKitty]

​@@insertmemorableusernameher6795That was pretty sad, he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't deserve to get bashed online. Public figures are also allowed to express their sexuality, especially in private. They shouldn't have to worry about being exposed as "weirdos" every time they have an abnormally kinky interaction with another human being.

[@Luther7718]

Had I been gifted a voice like that I would have simply made money off of it without being a weirdo to kids

[@rescuerex7031]

From what I know of famous KZbin Musicians for some reason it's a bit of an issue for them

[@DarranKern]

Had you been gifted with an aggressively mediocre vocal tone, that face, and your instrument was a ukulele, you could probably **only** make money targeting children

[@Ramboost007]

Yeah well you're not a pedo

[@YallSuckLMAO]

Well apparently it's hard not to diddle kids with how much accusations are coming out 😂

[@MsZsc]

@@rescuerex7031 and conventional musicians

[@sawyer_chill]

I guess you could say her favorite note is A Minor

[@chicken_and_ricee]

LMAO😭😭

[@miraijfish]

Actually it's a key 🤓

[@Brain-dead-gamer]

​@@miraijfish yeah, but we get what they meant. It ruins the joke to say A sharp or A flat.

[@miraijfish]

@@Brain-dead-gamer I know, thus the emoji. I was being dumb on purpose.

[@DGreatApe]

Kendrick stole this line 😂

[@anustart1934]

I'm glad the first time I'm gonna hear this song in full is with Acai

[@DougSalad]

Yeah this is my first time experiencing it at all and I'm gobsmacked

[@the.muffin]

same lol

[@Ada318]

Same here, we be in this together

[@that1connor583]

I mean I saw Crit1kal/Charlie/Moisty's video on it, but seeing the rest of it. I just. Wh-.. HOW THE FUCK??

[@foliofugio]

Same

[@LlamaDrama142]

Fun fact: Hard mode for this song isn’t playing faster; it’s playing with full lyrics.

[@Ultigames2nd]

Oh god

[@traffic2678]

WHERE?!?!?!?!

[@prettypoppinmolls]

its no wonder its called hard mode then

[@wj2036]

Hard mode is just playing it a second time.

[@CheetoDustShorts]

fr@@wj2036

[@aria23456]

Her video has major "I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology" energy

[@craigmeister1241]

We're literally living in a black mirror episode at the fucking moment. Absolutely wild that colleen thought the best way to respond to pedo allegations was through a ukulele.

[@cesarflorencia]

When I watched "Smithereens" and "The national anthem" for the first time, I thought "That's never going to happen in real life!" Well, I am not so sure about that anymore.

[@Twoidiotsinacloset]

Vegan teacher much?😂

[@danplaysshiz4704]

An apology video without an apology. What a banger.

[@riah9549]

yea what a bop fr 💀

[@thesilliest_18152]

seriously though if i have to listen to this song one more time im gonna kill someone

[@tia82706]

It's just not an apology video Issa retaliation video

[@theycallmeJacko]

Never seen that before!

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

"I'm sorry that you're a bunch of cabbages" Uh huh, sure

[@a-zadri]

Now we need a Trombone Champ chart. Giving it the respect it deserves lmao

[@ariannasv22]

Beautiful idea

[@angelsartandgaming]

I need this!

[@technospyform1578]

They don't need it bruh

[@analinrose]

what if the trombone champ video was this clone hero video with the trumpet guy edited in?

[@ngocsondinh135]

@@analinrose I sent a request for the video. Got chu fam. Hope the guys put in the magic lmao

[@pokerfacenino]

As a 35 year old, I still cannot believe this woman is 37 and thought this would go well in ANY way. Sweet playing though dude!

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

You're two years younger than her! I'm only 22. I've heard of the Miranda Sings before. But I've never watched her videos, Cause they're not for me. The apology video itself is so so embarrassing/cringey. And the fact she's a mother now and has children, Just makes it much more concerning/worst!

[@tander101]

​@@shinydiamondlady4416Worst?

[@jestrel]

@@tander101Yes!!! If shes an actual groomer and shes got her own kids, its time for child protective services to come into play!!

[@shinydiamondlady4416]

@@jestrel I'm surprised CPS hasn't been called out to come get her kids and put them in a safer environment! I could imagine her kids in their teens/early 20's and finding out their own MOTHER was a GROOMER! They would absolutely hate her and probably have her arrested for these crimes!

[@jestrel]

@@shinydiamondlady4416 Possibly not arrested sadly just cause they still will wann respect their mom maybe but definitely be disgusted to say the least and I am surprised too someone should do something

[@Grimshaw_]

Can we just appreciate not only this guy, who had to not only play the song, but listen to apology, but also the guy who made this in the first place.

[@bigmistqke]

Ye, especially with the irregular tempo, not just some copy paste kind of stuff

[@anonymousmysteries3171]

the fact that the charter apologizes for the "poor quality" of the chart due to not wanting to listen to the song anymore just adds something to this (pause at 0:19 to read the chart description)

[@Grimshaw_]

@@anonymousmysteries3171 absolutely, like if there’s anyone who doesn’t need to apologize for anything it’s this absolute chad for sitting through this shit.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Just imagine how many times the poor motherfucker who made this CH track had to listen to it to properly set up the beats

[@StanDare-g2l]

This is straight to the point

[@brooklyn1202]

I love how the difficulty is just how embarrassing the whole response was rather than the game

[@Hunter57588]

“But you were thirty.”

[@jeepmega629]

“This woman has lost it” Never have truer words been spoken my friend!

[@redfin382]

" it wasn't my intention" When you step on someone's foot, you didn't intend to hurt them but you still did. You apologize and take accountability...you don't...do...this.

[@cc9787]

You guys don't whip out your mic and ukulele and start singing while blaming them for putting their feet there in the first place?

[@redfin382]

@@cc9787 I mean why did they have their foot there in the first place? Also did you see the shoes they had on? They were asking for it.

[@meowtation]

More like, it wasn't my intention to get caught 😂

[@pryordevine3855]

My immediate thought was, "Hitler had good intentions for Germany, look at how that turned out.". You can rarely use intention as a shield

[@redfin382]

@@pryordevine3855 boy I hope this is trying to be sarcastic or something. 🤦

[@Notapiering]

Man said "i'm not playing this bruh" and then boom FC'd the whole damn thing

[@masterphoenixharp]

after hearing this im never gonna be embarrassedagain because there is NO way i could do something worse without actively trying to

[@boney2982]

Makes all that cringe I did as a kid feel not so bad

[@demetriam2408]

Fr, like being 30 and having kids put their hands down your pants? That's not a mistake, that's an active choice. A mistake would be swearing around a kid, not sending them your lingerie.

[@MegidolErin]

I mildly embarrassed myself yesterday but who gives a fuck, at least I didn't upload a ukulele song about how I definitely am not a groomer The only thing we can thank Colleen for is making us less embarrassing by comparison

[@adrian225]

even if you tried, it could be difficult to embarrass yourself harder

[@lilyjames008]

I didn’t think I can even actively do anything worse even if I tried 😭

[@HVVVVVVVV]

You know an apology video sucks when people are now FCing the damn it.

[@boomknifes609]

Beat Saber chart soon??

[@dumpmeshi]

"I was not strong enough to finish...I apologize. I hope you will understand why." I don't know why I laughed but i feel so bad man. Kudos to the people who actually made a manuscript of this psycho's "apology song" 😭💀

[@samueltitone5683]

Taken directly from this “apology’s” Genius lyrics page: “‘Toxic Gossip Train’ is interestingly an anagram form ‘Citog Topiss Narix’ which makes no sense, just like this entire song.”

[@quindariusgooch-hc4gn]

You always know someone is innocent when they go with the old “I didn’t do this but even if I did here’s the justification and here’s why it’s not that bad” defense

[@quindariusgooch-hc4gn]

I guess no one learned from OJ’s weird confession book

[@GardEngebretsen]

5 outta 6 lines in the narcissts prayer comprised into a song. That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. Only missing: And if I did, you deserved it.

[@fauxrowsdower7610]

james somerton moment lmao "i never plagiarized ANYTHING and the times that I did weren't that bad anyway"

[@CodyTheCookie101]

@@quindariusgooch-hc4gnOJ from Inanimate Insanity or someone else called OJ?

[@memelord1790]

@@CodyTheCookie101… as in OJ Simpson?

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

This feels like a necronomicon. Written by someone who tried to understand an unknowable horror and ended up going insane

[@embreEmber]

It could be poetic if this was in 1800s but due to it being centered in a youtube creator is an embarrassment LOOOL

[@Lunar_DeBrie]

"But you were 30." Addendum: But you were 30, spreading the legs of teenagers, for an audience of adults.

[@JA-js8uk]

I’m still baffled that someone has actually managed to “powercreep” the Sienna Mae interpretive dance “apology”. What makes it even shittier is that they were both being accused of seriously awful things.

[@DespairatorySystem]

The bad apology video meta is about to change

[@jajajasputin8927]

​@@DespairatorySystemsomeone tell Charlie

[@manoftherainshorts9075]

There are worse things. Travis Scott made a b&w incoherent mumbling video on Insta after LETTING 10 PEOPLE DIE ON HIS SHOW. Nothing, I mean, nothing in youtuber drama space comes close to it in terms of seriousness. People died because of him.

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

@@manoftherainshorts9075 travis scott is such an awful human being dude

[@darkpuppetlordful]

BRB gonna go get famous, do something fucked, just to make an "apology movie" and drop the hottest summer blockbuster

[@regulusmuphrid4891]

I couldn't finish her whole video out of sheer disgust and cringe, thank you for making it bearable, your sacrifice is apreciated.

[@acat6145]

Careful he’s a hero

[@cospaws8810]

This is my way of watching it without giving her the view lol

[@jen8790]

​@@cospaws8810Based, I did the same too

[@poopoppy]

I was the same. I tried watching this earlier, but the cringe was too strong. I could only get through the first minute. In guitar hero mode. It's somehow easier to watch.

[@ryninja5788]

@@acat6145a guitar hero 🙏

[@spiralphoenix9839]

“Some people make a mistake, simply because they make a mistake.” Truly one of the lines of all time.

[@mach95a113]

Up there with the next line, "It doesn't make them a terrible human... It just makes them human."

[@Random_Person256]

I was reading this when I was up to that part lol

[@YoonieToons]

Her: "i know what i did was wrong. And im taking accountability." Also her: "tOxIC gOsiP tRAaAaaINnnN 😩🥴😭"

[@solxr_eclipse]

this is perfect 😭

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

exactly this woman is a phony

[@boianko]

Genuinely, her wobbling between "I made some mistakes, I'm only human" and "it's all fake I did nothing wrong" is such a tacit admission of guilt.

[@wildfire9280]

@@boianko she’s only human after all, don’t put the blame on her

[@boianko]

@@wildfire9280 yeah, who of us hasn't, at some point, send their used underwear to a 14-year old boy. He who is without sin should cast the first stone and all that.

[@Krisnina]

This was the only way I was able to watch the apology in full. Not sure if I should laugh or cry tbh

[@Cohen-]

SAMEEE

[@AwesomeYena]

Me three.

[@milesinwyatteandcora]

When your guilty and everyone expects an apology or admittance video to start a path of redemption but decides to stun lock everyone instead 😂

[@Mikey-lu6yh]

10:57 has me cracking up, why did that "30" hit so perfectly😭

[@Kaisha99]

it really is sad, her voice and ukulele playing is actually quite nice, it’s a shame that talent went to the wrong person

[@apuppetandacookie8200]

Yeah, if it wasn't for the context and the reason it was made, I would totally put it in my playlist and listen to it from time to time.

[@Kaisha99]

@@apuppetandacookie8200 same

[@NerdTheDemon]

Well...the ukulele playing is not the most impressive thing in my opinion. It's like 3 or 4 chords, if not 2 for 10 minutes. Idk I couldn't pay attention to this. However, playing the same chords for more than 10 minutes straight is quite admirable. Her voice is nice though. Great resonance.

[@Kaisha99]

@@NerdTheDemon 👍

[@sumitheworld]

sekai fan spotted

[@emcustard]

The notes lining up perfectly to look like they’re coming out of her nose is just A+

[@rheaswim3371]

I was looking for a comment like this, I was thinking from her mouth like her lies 🤣

[@fox_trotamus3556]

nah its not A+ its A minor💀

[@lunaris6487]

​@@fox_trotamus3556💀

[@aleps6522]

your video was the only way I could actually watch her whole apology

[@GrimmHooke]

The disbelief of "I'm only halfway through" SLAYED ME. You are a godsend for suffering through this for the rest of us.

[@john.dough.]

6:59

[@akitniytrA]

​@@john.dough.ty

[@juegobuenoyomalo9501]

@@john.dough. ty

[@julia0c3anchild72]

It was the, “This isn’t real,” and, ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!” for me. 😂

[@J_Marv]

I love the creator didn't even want to finish

[@collinspears9861]

I don’t usually comment twice in the same video but the way you despairingly said “I’m only halfway through” at 6:59 made me bust out laughing

[@vivilissi]

This is the only way I felt comfortable watching the whole apology video (was not comfortable, at all, the entire time, but I would rather have this creator make money off of the apology instead of her)

[@devangoad]

Same lol, I had the thought “oh I hadn’t heard this part before” only to realize I’m watching it all the way through for the first time

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

oh defintely, ikm actually doing the exact opposite, and watching all the videos about her that are against her so the people against her make money while taking her down

[@hamburgerdog25]

I watched Charlie's video on it because I know he doesn't drink kool aid on this type of shit. Just valid criticism and honest review. And he'll call them out too on what they've done and why this kind of shit is unacceptable.

[@poopoppy]

I was the same. I tried watching this earlier, but the cringe was too strong. I could only get through the first minute. In guitar hero mode. It's somehow easier to watch.

[@lovelyhorses5660]

as a person named colleen I can confirm that we don't claim her

[@eltipobigotudo2162]

I'm a dude not named Colleen and I support your rejection

[@kfkkfk7995]

You have colleen ballinger and colleen hoover...what have you guys done wrong to deserve such a punishment?

[@GreenRasqberries]

I’m a girl not name Colleen and I support your unclaiming

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I’m a kid and we don’t claim her

[@limner123]

I’ve seen embarrassed millennials and ukulele players, and now Colleens.. nah she’s definitely one of a kind

[@disorderleigh]

~~“But you were 30”~~ Brought me life.

[@babo2oshka3]

10:42 laser eyes

[@aflairfortheromantic]

underrated comment

[@examichelle]

Gotta love everything that people on the internet come up with. Thanks to all of you guys, you are so creative.

[@twincherry4958]

😂😅

[@lizzie.]

Everybody's so creative!

[@TK0921]

This is my first exposure to whatever drama this is. This is really bizarre. Whatever "team" of hers advised her not to do this probably should have been more convincing.

[@NEEDbacon]

Same

[@Ramboost007]

It was a legal team, so they probably made her sign a waiver that says that they aren't liable for the dumbass move she's about to do

[@hypertrollos4776]

​@@Ramboost007"Sign here to take full responsibility for your inevitable fuckup."

[@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt]

@@Ramboost007 Her lawyers are just like recreating that scene from SpongeBob where his brain is on fire and shit

[@saint-lucia2127]

​@@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt This genuinely made me laugh

[@Geck0GC]

When Acai said "this is not real" I realised why I didn't have the same reaction as most. My brain cannot comprehend this as anything other than a parody.

[@Ohriel]

I fell into an hipnotic state watching this, I seriously zoned out and got lost in my own existence until I heard the words "We're only half way through", which shocked me back in to reality and saved me from my predicament. Thank you.

[@MrBjanders]

He looks so happy at the start, but more and more uncomfortable and sad as the video goes on. That he could FC this while enduring that level of cringe is an incredible accomplishment.

[@robertmccormack1274]

This is less of an apology and more of “guys I’m not a creep people are defaming me!!!” Really bizarre that despite her being outed she’d rather lie to herself in a desperate attempt to fool everyone else

[@Freakazoid12345]

But aren't people defaming her?

[@makefunofme4116]

@@Freakazoid12345it’s not considered defamation if it’s true and has proof

[@Freakazoid12345]

@@makefunofme4116 isn't false to call somebody a groomer if they are just making fun of groomers like ASAP Science?

[@fegreninja7197]

@@Freakazoid12345Ah yes, because the best way to make fun of groomers is to partake in grooming. Y’know, to show how bad it is! That’s perfectly reasonable

[@cogwheel5979]

@@Freakazoid12345 what are you talking about?

[@singingReaper]

A Fantano Track Review and a Clone Hero Chart were the 2 memes out of this weird ass apology I wanted most and they’ve both been delivered to me, thank you

[@Betsybabe3218]

Fantano reviewed this?!

[@PuppetMasterIX]

I'm totally expecting this as an honorable mention for Todd's Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2023.

[@cloudbrooks]

THERE WAS A FANTANO REVIEW?? im subbed how did i not see it omg 😭

[@josemariareyes3448]

@@cloudbrooksit’s on the fantano channel (you probably found it already lol)

[@DBZWii09]

Fantano reviewing it and this... 2023 is wild

[@Kira1Lawliet]

Kudos to Colleen for somehow making a more legendary uncomfortable apology video than Travis Scott while also simultaneously producing kind of a bop.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Honestly, having a song makes it so much better! I don't get the big deal because just talking I would never watch but this is actually a nice beat!

[@jermathy]

you’ve clearly never heard real music bro wdym a bop bffr

[@5fttoby350]

This woman stayed in one note for the majority of this song, idk how this is a bop

[@joshuaslowey71]

​@@fuzzyotterpaws4395I pray your joking

[@teijaflink2226]

The chorus kind of gets stuck in your head, I hate that I have suddenly started to sing Toxic gossip train.

[@schawangus]

Oh yeah, this is a late comment, but thought I’d still say this. I downloaded this chart right after I saw this video. Now, I’ve never had problems with Clone Hero. In fact, I don’t believe my computer has ever crashed. But the second I started this fucking “song”, Clone Hero stuttered and crashed. Then my computer reset itself. I laughed so fucking hard because like, damn… even the computer didn’t wanna listen to her shit.

[@liakat8355]

The fact that colleen actually sat at a table and write this song thinking “what a GREAT way to apologize” 😭

[@tdcfc]

Wrote, performed, probably edited and then posted. So many steps to realize how stupid this is, but delusion is a powerful thing I guess.

[@chie970]

@@tdcfc narcissistic and egotistic people be like that every time, man. They always think their idea is the best, and there's never a need for second and third opinion

[@Arixandrine]

Ended up not even apologizing for anything lmao

[@pinnacleexpress420]

its not an apology

[@ItsMoiCam]

"What an amazing way to say sorry to the kids I diddled"

[@RileySwadden]

Can we just respect how he got the highest score on his first try

[@finneserrr]

no bull i’d lose in the first minute

[@pistachiojones7368]

I feel like this is a 1 and done kind of run😅

[@marinadela1361]

I'm sure it's not first try.

[@dylanbetts8774]

​@marinadela1361 it was, this is his full-time job, this chart was really easy compared to most others

[@jhinkhada3807]

i been watching this guy playing gh for years, this is easy compared to other "abominations"

[@JeffLandryComedy]

Love that exacerbated and defeated sounding “one more time!” near the end.

[@that1connor583]

I'm amazed this is a real apology video. Like, no seriously, HOW is this an apology?? Like, the Interpreted Dance was ridiculous enough as it is, BUT *A UKELELE?!* At this point, this has got to be a simulation, there's no shot this person on the Planet Earth thought, "Yep, this is a good apology :)". Thanks Acai, now I know this "song" fully. I need to shower from the First and second-hand disgust I felt.

[@cloudbrooks]

they didnt think it was a good apology they were like "deflecting AND adsense, this is gonna get me so many views"

[@that1connor583]

@@cloudbrooks I hate how this makes sense.

[@KusaneHexaku]

​@@that1connor583 why make sense when you can make those sweet AdSense money

[@MsZsc]

@@cloudbrooks there's genuinely people who simp for and defend abusers and pretend it's normal morally superior behavior

[@noriyakigumble3011]

This is now the ideal way to address someone’s controversy in my mind. This was absolutely hilarious. “Wait, Weren’t you 30??” **proceeds to hit 3 notes on his humble quest to FC**

[@Music7Ada]

"Baseless? We have actual evidence!" **Virtual trombone toot**

[@Hannah-gz5xy]

“Oh what are you watching?” “Some guy play Colleen Ballinger’s ukulele apology-video to grooming accusations on guitar hero”

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

The lyrics are actually really well written, it's a shame that it's for this.

[@theskycrusader7100]

Colleen is spittin Granted, She's spitting shit but shes still spittin

[@katherinehalling6630]

Right? Decent pace, decent writing, her voice isn't even half bad. Just the lyrics themselves are garbage. Like her.

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

that's the most painful thing, imagine someone who was FALSELY accused writing this. shit would slap. unfortunately she's kinda been totally fucking exposed with no real way to excuse it. no "REEEEEEE CANCEL CULTUUUUUURE" out of this one.

[@Ekraelum]

Admittedly she's very talented, but saying "I made a mistake and that doesn't make me awful" when it comes to allegations about *grooming children* isn't helping her get out of this. If anything that's admitting guilt. Grooming kids isn't a mistake, it's something groomers do willingly!

[@aoihitori]

Sorry but I disagree. 😂

[@RipRLeeErmey]

2:11 The creator of this track not having enough willpower to finish the lyrics is what gets me 💀

[@jacobsiron6929]

"This is too depressing for too long; you have to suffer this embarrassment for ten minutes, I don't want to suffer the same thing over two hours"

[@HarmonyHedgehog]

Ngl, I giggled when I saw that.

[@crafteariee]

The way the person who made this chart just gave up adding subtitles early into the clip and just let it speak for itself is everything (I hope everyone who finished this chart is okay?) 😭 my condolences and thanks to you getting through this 10 minute chart and suffering from the cringe for our entertainment;; this was the only way I could actually get past the first minute of that non-apology video, thanks Alec 🤣😭

[@End3rmore]

my FAVORITE thing about this entire video is that half the time the notes look like they’re coming out of her nose

[@hamstersareswag]

I cant unsee it now 😭😭

[@whyisblue923taken]

Nasal death beams

[@Idkhowtoread]

“I’m now first place on the Colleen ballinger ukulele apology” probably some of the best words ever spoken in a KZbin video ☠️☠️

[@Ejsoskrmfucosj]

LMAOOOK

[@tianqi5008]

Dat flex doe

[@fastfishtoo4991]

Lool yeah I've just been pondering, this whole vid may be the most KZbin video of all time, I love it.

[@i_like_cheese.-ik4co]

Can we just talk about how this dude made NO mistakes this whole video he is amazing.

[@Dunder707]

Thanks for posting this, I'm a pea brained Ipad kid with a low attention span and to see all the colourfull buttons and symbols stimulated my brain enough to make me watch through the whole "apology".

[@concept5631]

Felt

[@acequeenofthedeck8431]

Colleen: but hey, what do i know? Me: *Clearly not how to apologise*

[@gswaterbury]

"But you were 30." got me so hard, laughing.

[@fia_ruka]

u couldve worded that better

[@bloodbound696]

He said that, the moment I read this comment.

[@chie970]

@@fia_ruka nah, it's perfect like that

[@Homer_Noobson]

It got you what?

[@IrishRepoMan]

Put it away

[@justadoofus]

"ONE more time!" He was in so much pain😭

[@shrekiscool4743]

You can hear the anger in the note presses... poor guy

[@angie5802]

I’ve been in an on and off depressive and anxiety filled mindset but this apology video as beat map has made things easier. Because no matter how hard life gets, I know I’ll never be as crazy as her.

[@Cookie0927]

Yeah. When i feel like shit, at least i can be better than...this.

[@aleppogameingreal]

hang in there bro, always remember that being depressed and anxious never makes you as ukelele-playing groomer

[@pyroceptionxd]

the fact the notes looked like they came from her mouth cracked me

[@iamfamousandhot]

the song thing is crazy but her checking to see the time and seeing that it's not long enough to monetize the video is INSANE

[@awp4444]

What? Edit, I don't doubt you but Just give me a timestamp

[@iamfamousandhot]

@@awp44449:26

[@sammy_sand_utubeyt6901]

😭😭I didn't even notice that until you mentioned that, nice eye! 💀

[@marcusmcfall8167]

I'm pretty sure that they changed the monetization time to 8 minutes from 10 not too long ago

[@redfin382]

I watched 9:26 and didn't see any mention of the length of the video....

[@saudade....]

"sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake" truly a quote of all time 10:42

[@jaydengonzalez9336]

That could of been a Jaden Smith tweet I swear

[@sebosemi]

​@@jaydengonzalez9336😂😂

[@meowtation]

Yea, the floor is made out of floor. ...

[@justsomeperson6542]

that lyric sounds ai generated i swear

[@lolfacelolacc]

It’s giving r/im14andthisisdeep lmao

[@rivalrelyks]

This is my favorite way to watch apology videos now

[@Huaerel]

The irony of her legal team STRONGLY advising her not to do this

[@soxpeewee]

Legal teams everywhere telling clients to put the ukulele down

[@lagg1e]

"You don't have to do this. There is so much worth living for.", says the legal team

[@themagicpotato3629]

“sometimes people can make a mistake~” “but you were thirty!~” had me dying😭

[@lali338]

Thank you acai for exposing me to the full video and congratulations on the first place score. You will be hearing from my legal team for emotional damages.

[@solarplutox]

at least you prolly wont sing a song instead of apologizing bc said legal team said to not SAY it...