I Fell In love With My Cousin | Daphnique Springs Stand Up Comedy

[@JosiahWoodward-cv8by]

😂 this woman is fine as wine 🍷 and hilarious 😂

[@Riyadh460]

🧢

[@ChineduOpara]

She's not funny, she is sexist

[@rockoyhead]

@@Riyadh460 preach brother

[@PaulGaither]

Too bad you aren't related to her or you would have a chance.

[@ChineduOpara]

@JosiahWoodward-cv8by No. Stop simping, we don't do that anymore in 2024.

[@teddyructeddyruc8188]

Outfit fitting like a glove.

[@Osama_2307]

tight as a mothafaka

[@ronroca4387]

👀

[@ChineduOpara]

She is sexist

[@robertmurphy3014]

"Grandma in her 30s"😅

[@mp6640]

That is crazy lol 😂

[@NoMoney67]

If your daddy is out in these streets many people might be dating their cousins. 😂

[@natv55]

Or even their half sibling 🤢

[@Ap_twsh]

you know most people are cousins...... look it up

[@GMan0157]

She’s awesome, wish she was my cousin ❤😂

[@fantasyandfootballnow531]

To her standup presence is getting soooooooo good. Proud of her growth

[@madeforear]

She choosed violence with that outfit

[@xSinisterSixx]

You chose not to listen in English class

[@bigwill8773]

When I was young and use to stay with my Grandma during the summer all the girls was my cousin!! Grandma was like boy don't you talk to that girl that's your cousin!!!

[@roylle6346]

Story of my life

[@talon3796]

Personality, energy, looks.. all the type I miss there being more of in the world 😊. I need a woman like this lol

[@rockoyhead]

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[@flaking305]

That moose knuckle wild 🙃

[@auntoneyofuntease6704]

That's a camel toe, moose knuckles are on dudes 😏

[@dabsanyone3752]

Damn

[@brianho1605]

My family is very big on my mom and dad side of the family. I found out i married and had 4 children with my could be cousin. My aunt told me that we are related to the same last name of people that my ex wife's name. We had no idea and we are trying to find out if we are relatives or not. This is why I believe everyone needs to show up to the family reunion and find out who is who 😂

[@PalomasMusic666]

My second cousin hit on me a few times and I ain't even gonna lie... I was kinda into it

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

Good lord. 😅😅

[@theodoreharris993]

SISTER IS 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

[@VincentTornude]

"we need a real adult" lmaoo.

[@legendzofc6323]

You and angelah johnson the 2 best female comedians working. Period. U r hilarious! Fact up

[@Mj27th]

Tacarra

[@amariparris7882]

“We going watch that movie radio again” yo mama sick 😂.

[@PatrickPizarro-r3z]

That cookie is driving me crazy ❤

[@rockoyhead]

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[@Woodstepper74]

She killin me😂❤

[@Coach_Willj]

Hilarious 😂

[@Harry64278]

Why she dressed like one of those people in the background that handle the puppets at a puppet show

[@xSinisterSixx]

💀

[@ronroca4387]

Not Guatemala! LOL

[@ronanderson8490]

I wish I was her cousin...

[@Solisjr2678]

This guy lmao.

[@morriskode]

Your cousin named TCAP will surely find u. Be ware

[@mp6640]

I guess you want a ret@rded baby huh Lmfao 🤣

[@ianholland4285]

LMAO i died when she said Georgia cause my first love was my cousin, she danced in Atlanta and babysat me 😂 i was like 11

[@charlesearly8821]

Daphnique is FUNNY AF!!! I find that very sexy/ real talk

[@jaykaynum5569]

30= wisdom😂

[@PockASqueeno]

“Incest the situation.” 😂

[@roddamezztv1482]

This my girl queen beautiful and funny stay blessed queen

[@KingHeed]

Pretty as hell

[@wondiefive]

All I can think about is Kevin Gates admitting he smashed his cousin. Dude was like, "I ain't bout to stop!!!". 😳😬😆

[@akonsama4645]

I smashed 2 of my cousins before

[@jaythemachine3845]

They didn’t know!!

[@wondiefive]

@@jaythemachine3845 And that's why it's important to go to a family reunion. Gotta know who yo people are. Lol

[@mp6640]

My n1gga Kevin trifling because even after he learned about the lineage he still was smashing lmfao 🤣

[@DrummerBoy52]

​@jaythemachine3845 my boy they didn't stop when they found out...🫣🫣

[@martinguevara5756]

It was a different time. Mills and Bones teaching girls to say, 'yes', if the bad boy wanna go further and that the good boy won't have the same heat passion in his lovemaking. Girls looked for guys who had absolutely no interest in them. 'Why you studying/playing so much for? Come I wanna show you something...'

[@MontyBusinessMMA]

I cannot imagine rejecting her….. but being related I get that ❤😊 Yep super fine.. love her momma 😅

[@emmanueljean-pierre9948]

Is she the voice that's on all those TikTok videos? "TILL DEATH DO US PART!"

[@Spiritual-Gangsta]

Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh. This happened to me bruh. I saw this tall dark skin guy from my mom church , I was like ouuu he so cute. Bruh 😂😂😂😂 Reggie was like I’m your cousin from your dad side 😂😂😂😂. I remember that. Embarrassing 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂

[@Noliestold82]

Yeah ya baby gone be like grrr grrr😂😂😂😂

[@roqstone3752]

Outchea SllimThickin' !!

[@bks2real]

Love her Body

[@Samil101]

She looks and sounds funny😂

[@rockoyhead]

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[@daarthnihilus8040]

She enjoyed her cousin, knew it subconsciously.

[@fu8713]

She right

[@Simplelivingslowliving]

I was 12 when I first got rejected. Scared me for life. I’m a woman and it was devastating lol.

[@FrankJames-vk1fy]

"I Fell In love With My Cousin"..Me too...then I married her.

[@cbwavy]

It sounds like she's still into her cousin....

[@mp6640]

Sounds about right Lmao 😂

[@jan-owennugent1932]

Being rejected by a woman is nothing. Feeling rejected by society is what really hurts.

[@TheBlackMadonna222]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂radioooo

[@Billionaire123]

Y'all more likely to reject I know who you are Ms springs ❤

[@Aaron-kp5ns]

U got a print on them pants .. Wat do I get for 4:99

[@ssths]

how did she know all the incestuous countries? that list was 100% accurate.

[@EmekaAgbo-x6v]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fefaslima26]

Toe game strong.

[@JebusHypocristosX]

You will love my rejection, Daphne.

[@suavegtv]

she sound like kash doll to anyone else? or is it just me

[@Billionaire123]

Where ya gun ❤

[@extremeking425]

1 third of the world? Scarily enough, it's not illegal to be with your 2nd or 3rd cousin just not your 1st, i thought it was bs but strangely its true in america

[@JebusHypocristosX]

In the South the racists go to family reunions to find somebody to marry.

[@SSGY1982]

😂😂😂😂

[@georgesotiroff5080]

2nd cousins are already far enough removed from each other that the gene pool is considerably dispersed (?) different (?).

[@JebusHypocristosX]

@@georgesotiroff5080 Second cousins attending family reunions looking for dating opportunities = Trump political rally

[@georgesotiroff5080]

@@JebusHypocristosX Quite possibly!

[@michaelstoner3431]

She is a pretty woman

[@daowonimdee]

A cousin of mine and I had a crush on each other as preteens in the early 90s. We slept together 10 years ago. It was explosive. No regrets. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤫

[@mp6640]

Ahhhh, you were supposed to take that to the grave Lmao 🤣

[@daowonimdee]

@mp6640 Nah, I'm good. The majority of the world marries cousins. Its only on this side of the world where its a problem.

[@Samil101]

I could not listen to her voice all day😂😂😂

[@Bonitogatito]

they put the punchline in the title

[@adamjohnson5307]

It’s really not that simple dear. lol

[@dragontalontsiawd]

She was the one talking about men not cat calling anymore lol she bad tho

[@rogerwalker3969]

..."because men are used to rejection" Well, get used to it. 0:05 Turn around, you have something in your future.

[@POPLSEV7]

👏👍🤣👍👏

[@intothebeyond8763]

More women need to get rejected ....It builds character .

[@ZaniousSmith-v3u]

Hey dauphine spring

[@adeezy07]

So men don't have egos & our emotions dont matter then🤔? ...see how they see us, fellas? #KeepYaEyesOpen

[@mp6640]

Because if we show emotions, we would look like pussies and not men lol 😂

[@Sir-.-]

Kissing cousins is a good thing ❤😊

[@DavidGarcia-yy8rh]

lol 😆 I have to agree 👍

[@melvinr643]

Double Standards, 304

[@isaacsmith5395]

The thing is, if you are a attractive woman, more times than not you won't get rejected, yea we can handle it better but that shit Is still tiresome, so with that being Said, ladies pursue more.

[@T1Oracle]

In my younger years I shied away from a few women who were total knockouts. They came on a bit strong, and I didn't have that kind of confidence because of how toxic my family was. I don't know if any took it as a rejection. Considering how confident they all were, probably not but I will never know. Regardless, confidence is so important.

[@msjazzib]

No.

[@ryandamon714]

Hi

[@jvam16]

Guys get their egos hurt too, just saying.

[@DeusVult254]

Women like Springs and Glasser are a breathe of fresh air when compared to unfunny Amy Schumer and other just outright lame female comedians.

[@coolstuffonly]

Funny Stuff......BUT, can't lie. Super focused on that triple H! My fault, that's Huge, Hippo, Hoof!!👌🏾👍🏾

[@extremeking425]

ayo...

[@Balloonbot]

Oof, couldn't be more wrong about men. We feel the rejections - but we have to move on

[@kevinmurray7544]

🤕🤣🥰😇💞

[@Nextclip-d9k]

Rough people have a rough background. So sad and so awful. But you can use it for material lol.

[@c.k-da-kxnghere]

I almost smashed my 2nd cousin. Met her at the fair. We chopped it up for about an hr and got along great. Was about to head to my car before her mom and my aunt came over to introduce us to each other as relatives. We never spoke again because of the trauma, and quite frankly, I prefer it that way

[@daowonimdee]

I've smashed a cousin. There'd be no trauma. You good.

[@mp6640]

Ur family reunions gotta be awkward lmao 😂…. I’m trying to figure out if y’all just walk past each other and look the opposite direction at the reunion. I’m dead 🤣🤣

[@rockoyhead]

Bro this isn't funny just sad.

[@terryleonard851]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@AAF-cd8bn]

Hilarious 😂

[@tarikmcdaniels7386]

😂😂😂