Tossed Salad Will Send You To The ER | Daphnique Springs Stand Up Comedy

[@EyeOfStormProductions]

"it was the do it again" for me. My Queen of Comedy

[@scarface6614]

Love her energy every time

[@papadre70]

She got Body ❤

[@blackfirst1691]

where?

[@KingVegeta85]

Just because the majority of black women are overweight or obese does not mean this one has body. She’s not blowed out but her body is mid and probably wrapped up tight n some form of waist trainer hid in the all black

[@kenmorris8219]

​@@KingVegeta85It all good. Unwrap the rolls and enjoy the bakery. #FuckFrieza

[@KingVegeta85]

@@kenmorris8219 😂😂 in theory it’s a good idea but I’ve been in some deflated cakes before and I felt ashamed afterwards 😭😭😭

[@johnlittle2238]

@@KingVegeta85yea that’s it we all know the black women are the overweight obese ones 👌

[@jsin7747]

That tossing salad pantomime tho 😂😂😂

[@00ghostcobra]

She is too damn funny..

[@ReneceWilson2002]

So funny…

[@QuirkeeBunny]

So… we doing this on Sunday? 😂😂😂

[@Wordsareprayers]

U must be a friend 🤓

[@EazybEazee]

She really is

[@itsmeezcornflakes5960]

She to damn fine

[@nicholaschacon7785]

She was intelligently funny and tied it all in 😊!

[@mattfry4346]

That Chipotle theory might hold up tho

[@Sinsirink]

Righhht I said damn same time as dude

[@SuccessTBAHF]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sonnychiba3529]

Hilarious and FINE AF...... She seems like she would be fun to hangout with.

[@jakemccoy]

I bet it tastes good too.

[@h8shunlou]

THAT CROWD TRASH! @1:09 when she said, "Don't nobody toss my man salad but me" with an ACT OUT, I was done. Very funny!

[@KingJT80]

They mostly slow AF they looking for the smart people to laugh 😅😂

[@sjb7963]

💯💯💯 Some people are “too intellectual” to understand comedy… 😢

[@ambrakaur2499]

You're so great, Daphnique!

[@gth882]

I'm with her. We don't do that around here

[@wdbland0820]

That killed me too. Everything you put your mouth on goes in the trash. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@bennanaz7471]

It's the noise for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@docrobinsonjr]

I bet it was lettuce everywhere 😂😂😂😂

[@nic-tv4090]

Chipotle had to take one for the team! 😆😆😆😆

[@ChameleoKing]

He can't fight 😆😆😆☠️☠️

[@alarice921]

"OMG I almost lost an eye"😂🤣😂🤣

[@ZabDevin]

She doesn’t eat it, but does she receive it? 🤔🤣 That is the question??? 😳

[@natv55]

Based on this set, I'm gonna say no. She seems like a fair individual 😁 I'm of a certain age, and I never heard about eating 🍑hole as a younger person.. I'm really not about to have even the risk of 💩 on my tongue 🤢😂

[@biancajade728]

​@@natv55agree I don't kiss anyone either now because I don't know where their mouth has been or I do know. I am not kink shaming either it's from a health prospective. I wouldn't be surprised if there is soon to be a hepatitis A issue going around soon. As someone with 2 rare liver diseases (PBC&PSC that require transplants as only way to get rid of it) watch the need for liver transplants go up because people decided to eat booty. Also weird how a lot of people will knock what people eat in other countries but are eating booty.

[@natv55]

@biancajade728 your last sentence 😭😂. Re kissing, I'm married so don't need to be worrying about that anymore (thank goodness I made it through with no repercussions 😅) but it'll be a different story for my kids - in the old days it was mainly cold sores (or mouth herpes as I call it now!) you needed to worry about, but now it's all manner of nastiness! I've become so cynical and catastrophicising (not sure that is a word, but you know what I mean) since I hit 40 😅

[@natv55]

@biancajade728 are you waiting for a donor? I don't know about your conditions but I hope you are doing OK 🫂

[@SH-jv5uf]

Everyone doesn’t do that.

[@cliffordWinder]

Thank you, I heard that phrase before, but really didn’t know what it meant. Education in Comedy! 😜

[@thefreshone5130]

This was funnier than what they was giving up😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DiluculoOrtus]

Becoming a favourite, love the setups.

[@OptimusPrime-x9x]

They added “Ass” to the ER chart.

[@Zed137]

one of the absolutely sexiest women in the world

[@TheBookofrhymes]

Who?

[@kingdavid_esq]

Is your last name Armstrong? Cuz that was a Stretch! she cute tho

[@AnarkeeSoundVibes]

I agree

[@OTG_thaONE]

Facts…she is fine af

[@gabrielcoleman3519]

She is so right. I was with my girl (at the time) and I had just got out the shower, was laying in the bed chilling, and she went to do "that" (toss my salad" and I did exactly what she said, I Originally went off, was like What the F&^k, then said - "But Damn, do that shit again!" I have told that joke (comedy sometimes imitates life). See now If I was to tell that joke people would think I stole it from her.

[@jakemccoy]

Do you clean up good back there with a wash cloth?

[@yosquidd242]

Ahight, do it again! Now you got problems, and expectations!

[@pdubniners]

Gotta love her 😂

[@Benjamin1683-e3w]

I'm sure she's had her salad tossed before😂

[@edmadison9573]

I'm willing to bet money on that

[@jakemccoy]

You know you wanna.

[@jaywali249]

Yup. 100%

[@POPLSEV7]

Thanks for the laughs🤣💯👍

[@lorentaylor6129]

Hollywood what's taking you so long to make this woman a star?

[@chrisrhodes2]

1000x funnier than Tiffany Haddish

[@phillipeuring8602]

Fine & funny. You go Nique-Nique ❤

[@findinggrowth743]

Man a chick did tht shit to me and I ain’t know how to react all she said was just let it happen 😫🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

[@jakemccoy]

Word?

[@findinggrowth743]

@@jakemccoy no bs felt violated

[@elizam8714]

​@@findinggrowth743So you muffed her or something?

[@chrisrhodes2]

How was it?

[@gropatapouf5998]

Must have been awkward. I feel for you man.

[@Mr9thCHYLD]

💯💯💯DROPS MIC😎😎😎 AWESOMENESS 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@joehernandez6260]

Alright do that again 🤣 😅😂

[@TPhunkay]

"Ya knerr whattameen??" lolol!

[@michaels8607]

Surely the best out here.. Your standup is great and that GF role on YT shows is hilarious as the jealous GF..Funny AND fine..

[@shermansaxton3651]

You need help 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tooooooo funny!!!!!

[@floydhaas303]

Everything that goes in your mouth goes in the trash. So funny !

[@nicolasbsmith78]

Like she never heard Chris Rock! 😂

[@mtower235]

“Hope he calls me”. Been any good he wouldn’t have left 😅

[@mountainsmusicbeer5532]

HILARIOUS.

[@TheUnDisputedDoc.G]

No Woman ever has to worry about me asking for some bullshit like that.

[@FlemNmzzzz]

Funny af and beautiful af.

[@markmagumba6801]

"Stop saving that life"

[@Aaron-e5d]

Makes me think about that skit she did with Minks.🤣

[@b_t_b_h_]

This IS comedy!!!! 🤣

[@sb-b3071]

Oh shit 😂😂😂

[@scrappydoo5336]

the "gab union"

[@HarumiAida]

what was the last thing U ate? ( FAH ) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@big_t_dynasty]

We call it eating groceries.

[@elicordero4019]

This bit is funny cause i love mine being ate as well as giving it.

[@robinsonrodriguez7109]

Damn she beautiful and funny.

[@CRAIGTEMPLATEXCHRIST]

Hilarious

[@BURNSB1000]

Funny & beautiful

[@Rhythmicons]

A lot of folks acting like they haven't eaten ass have failed to consider that they might have on accident.

[@gabrielcoleman3519]

LOL - Especially if your girl happen to move the wrong way! LOL!

[@Rhythmicons]

@@gabrielcoleman3519 Or we get a little too into it.

[@jakemccoy]

That has to be associated with a lot of nasty STDs.

[@humbletimez]

Yeeeea that's no man's land lol some of us ain't upgrading

[@jakemccoy]

@@Rhythmicons I find it irritating that KZbin is deleting my relatively tame posts on a video that is talking about eating azz.

[@jamesdixon8891]

Very funny no Welches Grape jelly needed..

[@wildfiregirl1556]

Never not me lol.

[@chadrick9340]

I ain't seen baby in a minute!!😮

[@aaronrodriguez6978]

I would put other as in corelife. They toss salads for you. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mass712]

This crowd was kinda wack..or they dont toss salads 😂

[@humbletimez]

Be in no man's land!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@duce185]

I remember her on a episode of workaholics

[@CurrentMoodCommentary369]

Word.....lol what episode..I need to see it

[@duce185]

@@CurrentMoodCommentary369 season 5 episode 1. She didn't have lines or anything. She was just making faces of disgust lol

[@CurrentMoodCommentary369]

Imma check it out ..very much appreciated ​@@duce185

[@theodoreharris993]

FINEEEEEEEEEEE SEXY AND FUNNY 😁 😂 😀 😆 😄 🤣 😊 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@flboy85]

I'm trying to get introduced to the friend. Like Luke said 🗣️Dookie love oh that Dookie love. You ain't eating 🍑 you like a dvd player... Totally dated technology and useless! 😂😂😂

[@leburnos]

Other - just draw an ASSterisk * 😂

[@just-Banks]

You makin jokes now, but you gon speak it into existence...

[@tonygoins7627]

Good looking Don 👍🏾

[@MrChicagoIllinois]

0:14 If she gotta tell you WHY she know what that is, something wrong.

[@MGeezydaWarrior]

Heard nothing she said. Can't get passed the beauty

[@thomchristensen990]

I would.

[@simonsinner9755]

😂😂😂😂

[@edwinafamefuna4383]

I know her from the old KW skits

[@LoChaiPress]

LMMFAO!!!

[@babyftrap]

Is she performing in Canada ?

[@srh-on2uw]

99% of female comedians only talk about sexual topics…..

[@christopherharris881]

100%

[@zstrauss1]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@leroysanders3564]

She has that chris rock feel😮‍💨 I was waiting to laugh - still waiting...

[@biancajade728]

I heard that expression in late 90s but not many people were doing that. Now lots of people are which is why I stopped kissing people because I got PBC&PSC & NOT trying to catch hep A or something else.

[@lxportugal9343]

What's PBC&PSC?

[@biancajade728]

@@lxportugal9343 rare liver diseases that destroy bile ducts and basically destroys your body. You have to be careful with what you eat, drink, or take in your body. Like raw foods like sushi , cookie dough 😭😭😭 are a big no.

[@biancajade728]

@lxportugal9343 Both rare liver disease messes with your whole body, which is why I am really careful not to catch any type of hepatitis

[@lxportugal9343]

@@biancajade728 Hep B has vaccine for it. I don't know if there is for hep A

[@themindoftonylifes440]

😂😂😂😂funny video

[@OWU0101]

use a octopus you can get em at the market.

[@robtathome]

OK, OK, subscribe

[@asemkinchen5572]

You ain’t married either…🤣

[@howardmueller1535]

Bruh 🤣

[@charlesbryson3970]

We got stop with the name Charles

[@MBC-nt4yh]

Ok.......she funny.

[@OptimusPrime-x9x]

Toss the salad and eat the groceries

[@jamailwalker5875]

She is very beautiful to me and she silly

[@richardlafleur2511]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trapchainofficial2991]

Best female comic out right now

[@Krmyas]

Cat woman be funny!!

[@exceptionallife4768]

💣

[@waltercakabigwalt8004]

Where you from in Flawda cause man I’m liking you more and more lil mama 🤩

[@ericpoirier2807]

Lol

[@lottiespence2614]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sirhands65]

She's proof that woman are funny.

[@mr.vanlue3379]

She sounded extremely manly at the end

[@JDAfrica]

If you like Poopoo-coladas.

[@reddtmann7361]

Looka looka😮

[@KevinP32270]

HAAA LOLOL

[@sageestate858]

😂💙

[@elismooth1797]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SuccessTBAHF]

What was the last thing you ATE???🤣🤣🤣🤣