I Filmed Christmas Movies Written Entirely by Robots

To celebrate the holiday season and my love for Christmas movies, I wanted to see what would happen if I trained an AI bot to write scenes from Christmas movies that do not exist. Enjoy!
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[@plushsona]

the entire "let the thing go" scene is what my parents think therapy is like

[@Wetknees]

I had a clinical psychologist in an IN PATIENT CHILDRENS psychiatric ward employ this “technique” Except he referred to it as ‘chit’ I hope he had enough time left on earth to experience some horrible painful things.

[@dallasthedirtbag]

They're right 😮‍💨

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@dallasthedirtbag sometimes, but usually it's a lot closer to being given the silent treatment while trying to be vulnerable

[@dotdotdot...176]

As someone who sees a psychologist I can confirm every appointment is her yelling at me to "LET THE F*CKING THING GO" 😂

[@when-do-we-get-a-block-button]

​@@dallasthedirtbag okay, dallas.

[@ob71vion]

"technology is moving quicker than our morals can decide what is ethical" you put it into words perfectly

[@hanagasume]

💯

[@KingOfGaymes]

I don’t like that it’s true

[@jaggerra7]

More like our governments/judicial systems are one or two centuries behind and super happy to stay there while forcefully attempting to pull the rest of us back to the feudal era with them.

[@ohtartarsauce6301]

Honestly. Using AI to steal and produce work that would otherwise be made by an individual is definitely dystopian. Eventually AI will take more and more of our jobs. Then what?

[@stinks7065]

@@ohtartarsauce6301 Also one of the really fucked up things is that it's gonna be horrible to try to litigate it cause a lot of these companies are based in the US but a lot of artists aren't. So artists whose work was stolen for this are gonna have a hard time seeking justice if that's something they want to do. Changing copyright laws is also gonna be really complicated. And just the fact that the damage has already been done, idk how you would un-train an AI and I don't think companies would be willing to do it either.

[@dora4881]

the fact that ai made home alone basically a horror movie shows way more intelligence than i like it having

[@laylakindafruity]

"haha (we're) in danger"

[@allisonche9109]

Uuu​@chad007.

[@cornbone]

no it just goes to show that it doesn't understand tone. it sees violence in a script and immediately associates it with horror, when the violence is meant to be comedic

[@movitz6391]

All of them felt like a parody of a French surreal film but this one was extra that

[@loquita-lostwave]

the amount of bottery going on here in these replies hurts my brain

[@fionamclary7631]

The scene of the snow shovels disappearing, reappearing, and exploding could literally be straight out of some character's hallucinations in Twin Peaks

[@lorineforman3748]

lol yea

[@SatanicPizza-fo2ei]

Absolutely true lol

[@kellyngo150]

The part where they bullied a kid and absolutely terrified him was the funniest shit ever

[@Libraryaccount2024]

Your humor is a bit scary (idk if that was actually funny because I'm halfway through the vid)

[@Libraryaccount2024]

ITS FUNNY

[@y.d.gachagamer]

LET THE FUCKING THING GO!

[@BaconFTW]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk

[@shiannafoxx]

LET THE FUCKING THING GO

[@thekittyque416]

Marcus and Willie just tormenting this random child and saying "let it go" over and over is just too funny to me

[@hurhurhur123]

2 replies above me are spam bots, report them

[@armita1501]

IT WAS THE BEST

[@tyegordon]

@whaaa t this is the third time I’ve been linked to those damn potatoes ☠️

[@Followthecat893]

*L E T I T G O*

[@gracerich6854]

WHY DID I THINK YOU WERW TALKING ABOUT YOUNG ROYALS WTF

[@cassiapple3970]

The Home Alone script won out for me personally. “The snow shovels disappeared, the snow shovels reappeared, the snow shovels EXPLODED.”

[@sawyerhumphreys4257]

I know I laughed SO HARD at that

[@kimberlyalmaraz2565]

i was waiting for kurtis to say this that part was soooo funny!!

[@mistym1748]

David Lynch would be proud

[@hotsexyangel]

The snow shovels *POUND*

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

it's so great

[@Alive_I_Guess]

... Hearing the words "New tool called ChatGPT" is really a reminder of how fast AI has snowballed.

[@GabrielleZuniga-d5c]

Same omg

[@grassyass8539]

It's scary to think how far it'll go in another year

[@Alive_I_Guess]

@@grassyass8539 It really is, especially in the job market.

[@mastermoo4993]

Fr

[@mastermoo4993]

@@grassyass8539fr. It’s crazy

[@pohjanlepakko]

Tim being happy about getting to have Tim for Christmas is the level of self love we should all aspire for tbh

[@7siete7]

that's gift enough

[@erinniccoinn1gh]

love this interpretation. i'd read it as two people named tim, like how there's fourteen vanessa hudgens in that one hallmark movie

[@MagdaleneDivine]

Dude that's deep. And I'm only being half snarky

[@hanagasume]

Smh

[@ellifsyaa]

@@erinniccoinn1gh Just a whole list of Tim’s loving each other

[@greendoritoman2464]

"The huge blob of air we SEE in the night stands out admirably, but we don't see it." Poetry

[@AwkwarddFoxx]

why'd the blob of air look like the appa-shaped cloud from that one episode in atla tho ;-;

[@callmeishmael8510]

The repetition of “let the fucking thing go” in Banada Bada was a very powerful motif. Dare I say, an artistic feat. He has to literally let go of the kid’s neck, and metaphorically let go of his moroseness. Truly genius.

[@BourdeoixEterno]

The Home Alone script was an actual horror experimental film 😂

[@koiifsh]

i know it was so unsettling

[@PalisadePeryton]

The snow shovels are a metaphor for the true horror: depression

[@chillman3188]

Skinamarink if it was good:

[@khaliaward1771]

it’s like an a24 psychological horror😭

[@m1zumisaki]

@@chillman3188REAL AS HELL

[@forest2732]

These scripts are like if my dreams were Christmas themed

[@Hassiar__]

YESSSSSS

[@Slinkers.]

Shh, the A.I.'s are dreaming... Also, for fun: in my most recent dream I was making biscuits and right before I put them into the oven I noticed a bowl of chocolate chips on the counter, thought about adding them...and then my neighbors started tipping my house over and I couldn't get out because they pushed it into a muddy sinkhole and everything was upside down.

[@angelastermer8501]

I think we got our answer for “What do movies’ dreams look like?”

[@caoimheelise2182]

YEAH

[@flowlight991]

Does AI dream of exploding snow shovels?

[@fyeliz]

The lesson of all this is, let the thing go.

[@darkarcmiley3388]

let the fucking thing GO!

[@annajed]

LET IT GO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD

[@sketchycatdash]

LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!!👹👹👹👹

[@Dani-ku9om]

LET IT GO YOU LITTLE BASTARD

[@randomassjellyfish]

LET IT GOOOOO

[@account-pending-deletion]

Something was beautifully surreal about seeing a house interior with a dairy section.

[@meg6431]

Low-key need one

[@genericname2747]

I wish my house had a dairy section

[@giannamation]

That is definitely something that would happen in a dream

[@jessicao-o165]

Walk in closet? Get outta here, dairy section is where it's at

[@genericname2747]

@@jessicao-o165 walk-in dairy section

[@plnkblue]

i keep thinking about how these are only as funny as they are because kurtis made them so with his acting, line delivery, and editing. the ai generated scripts themselves aren't what's funny, it's the human creativity that went into interpreting them. it's a prime example of why trying to turn to ai over actual artists will fail every time.

[@Dead.f1sh]

So well said

[@jds8438]

No shit

[@givingshitsincetwentyeleven]

@@jds8438 no bitches

[@Mitzyfitz]

The editing... The acting... This was actually remarkably incredibly fantastic

[@blue-dabad33]

them picking up the kid by the neck and telling him to let the thing go, i was crying lmaooo

[@emilyyy0205]

reading this comment without having started the video yet truly concerns me as to what's coming up

[@polimana]

the neck of the head

[@vimmy]

AHAHHAHAHA

[@bananahobbit1]

Christ I don't even remember when was the last time I laughed this much at a youtube video

[@BaconFTW]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk

[@spnvpng04]

Little Johnson saying "he is surrounded by darkness" KILLED ME lmaoooo, and yes the one for bad santa was also my favorite

[@calowenby1654]

LET THE FUCKING THING GO.

[@Sanmarachella]

me too, I have tears running down my face rn

[@big_sea]

yes

[@4ngel.D3viL]

This is officially my favorite video of all time. Scott and Tim playing Laura, and at the end signing the wallet, the shovels disappearing, reappearing, and finally exploding, the ''let the thing go'' part, every scene where Little Johnson appeared, and Karl just saying ''349'', it's just perfect.

[@day_trippr4967]

Little Johnson deserves his own spin off series.

[@ct2530]

He is surrounded by darkness.

[@day_trippr4967]

@@ct2530 *Top ten most iconic lines in movie history*

[@codytoeung5089]

A shame Little Johnson actually died in the movie. Maybe a prequel showing why there’s a Big and Little Johnson Yes I am describing real characters in Die Hard

[@ryankennedy3]

349

[@litz5516]

he's the voice of people

[@cinnamoonbuns816]

the bad Santa one was so surreal and insane I almost peed a little bit from laughing so much

[@BaconFTW]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk

[@skookiecat_29]

Indeed, 16:09 had my sister and I cackling 😂

[@uhzoeyiguess]

let the thing go.

[@hkazu63]

@@uhzoeyiguess LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!

[@keeptalkingava]

so true!

[@Jesse_The_Lazy]

Your acting is actually really good, given how bad the script is. Making any of this any kind of coherent is genuinely a talent.

[@2DReanimation]

Yes, I've never seen any actor pull off that "stethoscope" look as well as Kurtis (17:14).

[@sail4170]

Well ya he’s ideally an actor n has been for a while

[@multiskype]

ikr

[@mothball2024]

LITERALLY WHST I WAS THINKIHG

[@FrankDickerstein]

Let the fucking thing go

[@annerbell3]

the home alone for sure won for me- the kisses unfurling from the backs of their heads, the cut to the microwave for no apparent reason, the snow shovels, the outside scene, all of it. perfectly matches home alone’s chaotic energy

[@cornbone]

i love how all the characters in the first one seem just as confused about what's going on as we are. its like they're aware nothing makes sense and are desperately trying to communicate

[@katierobinson1127]

Can this please be a tradition. This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen.

[@ellifsyaa]

@@OldManYellsAtClouds unrelated but ur user is amazing ❤. I hope the a.i stays this bad/decent

[@lydiamv21]

His first ai video makes me laugh so much everytime I watch it. I would love to see him do more with it

[@arima_song]

@@OldManYellsAtClouds personally, I really doubt that. Even the best ones are still very bad at writing

[@hippyhop33]

@@ellifsyaawell have i got news for you 😭

[@sara-jb8cw]

now i need a full length movie with kurtis as all the actors

[@mikutwx]

That would be amazing

[@duckoqx]

I hope Kurtis does a horror movie version of this on Halloween

[@Ash_Ley1]

Or tomorrow

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

Oh my god yes

[@nominchu]

I hope Kurtis does this for any event ever

[@SparkHeartG]

Yessssssss

[@ellarose7114]

YES

[@TheMakeupChair]

When I was kid, My uncle asked my cousin’s boyfriend to pick up a movie we could all watch, on a huge projector screen, outside, as a family, the ages ranged from 7-70. That guy picked Bad Santa. He knew nothing about it but thought it would be suitable…it definitely wasn’t…it’s not a family friendly movie. 😂

[@williammiller6330]

7-70????

[@DentInEden]

@@williammiller6330As in, the people who were supposed to watch the Christmas movie. The youngest was 7 and the oldest was 70

[@ylrctz]

🤣

[@HeatherHolt]

Yeah that movie is pretty gross lol wow So did the kids watch it all or did the parents be like ok no

[@rachel5399]

Oh my God. 😭😭😭 That movie is so gross. I don't even remember the plot, I don't think there was one lmao.

[@downtheriver22]

kurtis is legitimately such a talented performer. also great teeth. he's the whole package

[@ddjsoyenby]

we stan him.

[@Markiplierforreal]

@@ddjsoyenby I just started watching this channel ( definitely will watch more ) But I can’t stop thinking dr kurtis connors from Spider-Man💀

[@iblewupsaturn]

perfomance skills and good teeth.. the only two things a man needs, really

[@destructionaesthetics]

Bestie 😂😂😂😂

[@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_]

Take his teeth

[@elizabethpost8021]

Watching almost a year later and it’s alarming how rapidly AI is evolving. Looking at the images generated in this video compared to images you can generate now, the difference is astonishing

[@timingyan8645]

Another nice thing abt this vid is that even if you've never seen any of these movies and have no context at all, it's still extremely hilarious

[@srhgmrs]

I haven't seen any of them and it was really funny tbh

[@BaconFTW]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk

[@kilah.]

@@srhgmrs you haven’t seen home alone??? 😦

[@srhgmrs]

@@kilah. Nope

[@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_]

I haven’t and I almost died laughing

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

These scripts sound exactly like when my toddler tries to tell me about his dreams

[@hutki_shira]

Have yku ever had a dream when you had you when

[@Uuyrijies1123]

My toddler. That sounds weird. Did you kidnap a toddler.

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

@@hutki_shira I have actually

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

@@Uuyrijies1123 Ok, my son? Does that sound better u weirdo lol

[@mei8511]

Same, my 4 year old brother sounds like this when he tries to tell me a story he came up with. I just have to nod and smile while pretending that I understood what he said

[@LivLaugh]

The bad santa script could be shown in a modern art museum, people wouldn't bat an eye

[@yesikn0wimsh0rt]

die hard with karl saying 349 with a deep voice killed me idk why but the way kurtis performed it was funny as. and when hans says “i’m going through some crazy stuff right now” omfg again, kurtis’ performance was 🤌

[@septiceye_3706]

When Hans said "I'm going through some crazy stuff right now", I felt that

[@mammoneymelon]

🤝

[@riannawalker5904]

How I felt watching those movies😭

[@Septqmber]

I loved the part where he said "It's hansin time" and hansed all over kurtis, truly one of the moments of all time.

[@mammoneymelon]

@@thhewskfdhve it always happens if you're early imo, just report all of em

[@someoneig8703]

I think I need a full 2 hour movie of banada bada that was a masterpiece

[@Zeffer32]

Let the fucking thing go 😜

[@aquatictrotsky1067]

The thing that struck me about Banada Bada is that it's actually not *that* far off from what Bad Santa is actually like.

[@3starsburningbright]

WHO THE FUCK?? TAKES THE SHIT?????

[@marnenotmarnie259]

seriously. we need to get this man and the robot a budget to make a full version of at least one of these movies

[@tayloranne_]

I have never seen Bad Santa and now I feel like I never can because it will never live up to Banada Bada

[@KaiAfterKai]

I love how Marco's body has its own name, like it's a completely separate entity from Marco himself. Just the kind of philosophical implications one can expect from Hirard Harie: The Dchfeei.

[@ritttttt1999]

I'm dying😭😂

[@ratnadillafarah3670]

I lost it when Kurtis said The Dchfeeih 🤣😭

[@thecowboybebop2071]

this whole thing feels like an average dream of mine. oddly specific, broken into parts, and reaaaaally strange.

[@Travel_with_Gigi]

These all turned into horror movies and I don't know what that says about AI

[@hkazu63]

I really need to know what’s up with Kate in Holmes the Homese. Is she possessed? Is it a Home Alone x Paranormal Activity crossover? I’m invested now.

[@flclhack]

it’s crazy how much they remind me of dreams. makes you wonder if dreams are algorithmic in the same way.

[@kittyqueentengu5327]

i think we're just disturbed by completely nonsensical things happening

[@bestjaaniever]

i cant believe kurtis so bravely filmed in the backrooms

[@mammoneymelon]

i wonder how he got out

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@mammoneymelon he just let the fucking thing go

[@isabellah22]

Timestamps: 11:00 Thee the Sainita Canttle (The Santa Clause) 13:00 Holme the Homese (Home Alone) 15:04 Banada Bada (Bad Santa) 17:45 Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei (Die Hard)

[@brianthedesertbum]

this is amazing thank you. im cry-laughing at the posters

[@willynymbus5030]

Hans is speaking for them all. “I’m going through some crazy stuff right now.”

[@han-ut8xl]

I’m so glad Kurtis picked The Bad Santa one. I was f*cking dying when they “banged” in the store

[@hotaruhime]

The Home Alone scene made me howl with laughter alone in my room. The shovels that appear and disappear and then explode, the evil nutcrackers, the dairy section, that was hysterical. What a way to finish the year. Thank you Kurtis, your videos bring me a lot of joy and I wish you the happiest holidays !

[@salems.bytche]

DUDE, the shovels was such a banger way to start off that scene omfg

[@pescadobaby]

i laugh out loud everytime i think about the shovels

[@lianasmith7694]

Absolutely crying laughing at the bad Santa script and it’s the only movie I haven’t seen out of the 4 lol

[@TIDMVIDM]

me too bruh

[@iambored5898]

LET IT GO

[@alexisb3829]

Same

[@mammoneymelon]

let. the. thing. go.

[@MoaDiarys]

Same lmao

[@immortalsun]

16:45 That’s a bright night if I’ve ever seen one!

[@justbonez]

I loved the part of the video where Kurtis Conner said it’s conning time and connered all over the place

[@Parasocial9]

Let the thing go.

[@sneakylilguy]

i cant stop laughing 😭

[@Sammyyaam]

What was the origin of this again? I cant remember.

[@captainduckling4726]

@@Sammyyaam I believe it was from Morbius!

[@Sammyyaam]

@@captainduckling4726 oh yeahhhhhh! Thank you!

[@emmatheoblivious]

the ham hole actually sounds pretty cool. my fav of the movies was holme the homese, it was a very riveting story

[@ava8340]

i’d genuinely watch the ham hole i feel like it’d be a weird but sweet kids film

[@ellifsyaa]

@@ava8340 yeah deffo make like a Dr Suess adaptation

[@jean.707]

00

[@mamoru1836]

@@ellifsyaa yeahhh

[@kackie]

I remember an old podcast where jenna talked about how weird it was listening to you film dialogues in the next room. I can't imagine how funny this was for her 😂

[@rowansstuff0]

Movie time stamps: 10:58 Thee The Sainta Canttle 12:59 Hulme The Homese 15:03 Banada Bada 17:44 Hirard Harie The Dachfeei My favorite was probably Hulme The Homese

[@tyler.newton]

Kurtis thank you for allowing me to not have to be alone with my thoughts for 25 more minutes 🙏

[@LingleLingleLingle]

@beyondyourimaginationBrett Cooper moment.

[@PissWarlock]

Me, too, friend; me, too.

[@urtecerapaite1659]

exactly, thank you for taking care of us, our mayor🙏

[@janedoex1398]

SAME!

[@Pocket_Sized_Satan]

This is yo real omg lol me tooo😂

[@Thisratisrockin]

The bad Santa one was probably my favourite, it’s a rare mashup psychological thriller comedy, so raw But fr I couldn’t breathe

[@Clo_Dub]

This was, without a shadow of a doubt, my favourite Christmas miracle of all time.

[@likethesinger_]

It will now be a Christmas tradition to watch this video

[@TigerTigerII]

Every time I ask for a story-based prompt--a short story, a play script, anything--the damn thing keeps writing me a happy or heartwarming ending, something with a moral. It's sickening in a way I can't quite place how a horror story titled "Blood Ghost" ends with finger-wagging about how "the little girl never disobeyed her wise grandma again".

[@merope8014]

I love how Kurtis told the robot please. What a polite Canadian boy

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

It's so when the robots take over they will also be nice to him. Yk, he doesn't want them to hold any grudges

[@broadex9080]

But he didn’t say sorry

[@brooklyndar_]

i was gonna say the same thing LOL

[@stegothedino]

here is a sweet little canadian male youth!

[@irishalchemy]

My son keeps telling me that I don't have to say please and thank you to alexa, but really I'm just a species-traitor, biding my time until the inevitable AI takeover.

[@nora2106]

applaud kurtis for his amazing acting RIGHT NOW

[@halatiny6537]

👏👏👏👏

[@AshaSara]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@malkamartz]

as a young screenwriting student i am genuinely terrified by this.

[@Rammy_Latin]

Let the fucking thing go.

[@spaceygemini]

same!

[@iamafan7919]

as a young computer science student, I am genuinely terrified by this

[@laylanop1346]

As a young artist, and creative in general, iam genuinely terrified by this.

[@aubreyjackson369]

As a young, I am terrified by this

[@asockwithholes3707]

“Marco’s body sits in his Secretary’s chair, his name is Ralph.” H U H

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Time stamps in case anyone wants to rewatch ✨ 11:01 Thee the Sanita Cantle 12:59 Holmes: The Homese 15:04 Banada Bada 17:46 Hirard Harie

[@jasjas4356]

Mvp

[@boxy_brxden6659]

@FUNNY RAGDOLL not me thinking the bot was actually him- 💀

[@katiexx691]

Banada Bada 2? ( pls this was so funny)

[@laurabrossard9806]

This video was not only such a creative original idea, but the amount of work I know it took for him to edit all this together and act it all out, even down to the detail of dressing as each character AND it’s hilarious. 10/10. This is a comedic masterpiece.

[@lokp7]

you should give all 4 original scripts to a new robot, and all 4 AI-generated scripts to another one, and compare them.

[@bratzelf]

YESSSSSSS

[@setinsand3792]

Yessssssssssss

[@_kayapurnell7607]

YES. KURTIS YOU NEED TO DO THAT!

[@tinaina5565]

i was a little sad at the beggining like "oh we wont get the clasic christmas movie video" but oh boy this was so good, just 25 minutes of pure laughs and my dad just kept looking at me so confused, thank you kurtis, i think im getting kicked out now

[@herrforesight-Satanisking]

@Seeing Star making fun of bots by becoming a bot. Huh

[@ThijsSchnater]

What the hell is going on with these bots?

[@snowandfrogs]

My brain was frying trying to keep up with the storylines😭

[@sebastian_isabelle6098]

It was crazy how close the bad Santa ai was close to the actual movie

[@rebecaromero2957]

I mean it did train itself with the script, so🤨

[@ash_tray]

I was thinking that too

[@Hassiar__]

Let the fucking thing go

[@donovanfaust3227]

@@rebecaromero2957 oh yeah because the other scripts were also very close to the actual movies.

[@chippedtile]

@@donovanfaust3227 yeah bro the dairy section in kevins house was ICONIC

[@NotATherapist]

“Just let it go” is such a wholesome, loving, amazing, and inspiring quote. Thank you for this, I will use this quote forever.

[@georgiedenburrito87]

THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT

[@chillfricc8524]

you’re my new favorite person and reminded me, this is my sign to get a new pair of shoes.

[@GOBLIN_CATZ]

@@georgiedenburrito87 NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN

[@georgiedenburrito87]

@@GOBLIN_CATZ A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION

[@GOBLIN_CATZ]

@@georgiedenburrito87 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IM THE QUEEN

[@tntdude3152]

Hard to believe in a year ChatGPT has gone from 'You might have heard of it' to 'How have you not heard of it?'

[@Alli.2042]

i've never done shrooms but i imagine this is what it's like

[@nipsnaps22]

It's not

[@savannah2607]

NOT AT ALL LOL that would be terrible

[@Jillionaire_]

You need to release the blooper reels. Otherwise I will cry so hard with a rivulet of snot coming out of my nose. The nakatomi mcclane shit, absolutely sent me

[@faenene]

Lol I would love that

[@bruhsuke9039]

god i hope he does

[@mnlz]

holy shit this was such an amazing video i could Not stop laughing

[@smoolluis]

@Кurtis Соnner shorts 🅥 oh hell nah more bot spam

[@morgan1076]

Watching this a year later and hearing "new tool chat gpt" just made me spiral. Its insane how easily this has integrated into our everyday lives and how fast the technology has improved. The wuality of these scripts would be soo different how. Id be interesting to see a part 2

[@_Greyboi_]

In the Bad Santa one when they were torturing that poor kid, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life. Thank you for blessing us with that masterpiece, Kurtis.

[@robbiewilson9675]

wow, what a rivulet of snot for kurtis. let the thing go

[@cheesebiscuit8376]

LET THE FUCKING THING GO

[@morganedelacey]

Yesterday I showed my dad this video (he is intrigued by ai chat). I was worried at first because my sense of humour can be different than his, but he loved it! I’ve never seen my dad laugh this much in months. He was practically crying at the end of the scenes (we both agree that bad Santa was the funniest scene). He ended up sharing it with his coworkers who are also interested in ai-made things. It was so much fun watching this with him. I’m planning to show him the other ai video next

[@nicolem9930]

awww this made my day, your dad sounds like a great guy :)

[@jonnnnniej]

That made me smile, thanks for sharing this sweet story 😊

[@lance1782]

No no, why…..WHY !! Did i think this said cat and not dad

[@inanothertime5227]

@@lance1782 HOW

[@pvic6959]

im glad you had that moment with your dad :)

[@lydia6797]

ai writes movie scripts the way my brain writes dreams

[@ddjsoyenby]

same........we won't let those damn ais take our job!

[@setinsand3792]

I thought that said AJ. I was thinking.. who tf is that? 😭

[@rosehips5280]

i've never laughed so much at a kurtis video. the sincerity with which he delivers the lines. such commitment

[@ameliapaine]

The sincerity in the delivery of the line at 15:52 alone is enough to make Banada Bada my favorite. I can’t imagine what the blooper reels are like for these scenes

[@BurnTheTeddy]

The titles had me wheezing, had to stop the video a lot to take a breath

[@simbelmyne7767]

I was so invested in these as actual hypothetical movies that when you mentioned blooper reels, it took me a minute to realize you meant Kurtis' extra footage and not like...the bloopers from...these actual movies...that...don't exist.. Kurtboy acting game 100 I guess, or I'm just a dumbass lol

[@schmikemilok]

Kurtis' videos are always the best to watch when you're eating.

[@qxtjzz]

yoo same

[@sun_cattle5008]

So true unless you start laughing too hard and choke 😔

[@inexena]

I thought I was the only one 😭😭✨

[@tired247]

i'm literally on break at work watching this

[@londonlammers3043]

Im eating breakfast rn watching this. I do every morning

[@alonzooop]

2:49 "brand new" wow

[@fauxgothgirlfriend]

I would love to see an "AI writes a Kurtis Connor video" in 2023

[@nomisteamboat3264]

He actually did that already in his first video ab AI, he trains a bot to write him an episode

[@dinospumoni5611]

@@nomisteamboat3264 yeah lol was gonna say I swear he already did that

[@dariachetan6616]

@@nomisteamboat3264 Whats it called?

[@nomisteamboat3264]

@Daria Chetan its "The Frighting World of AI Generated Content" its kinda long but it's one of my favorites

[@symphony.mp4]

3:24 Kurtis using “please” while talking to a robot is very funny to me

[@SILVERWWING]

Just some Canadian things

[@L._Titus]

It reminds me of an old British lady who always said “please” and “thank you” in her Google searches because she thought there was a real person assembling the results for her. (Look up May Ashworth for the full story).

[@mickielynn626]

ya never know, they could be sentient soon and only the people who use manners towards their kind will survive

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Fast forward 15 years in the future, big bad AI is taking over the world, but spares Kurtis and Kurtistown only due to this

[@maxwashere.]

@@mickielynn626that’s why i always say pls and thank you to siri 😭

[@WiresConcept]

The Bad Santa one fucking killed me "JUST LET THE FUCKING THING GO!" I was like "okay.. Sorry. 🥺" 🤣🤣🤣

[@skookiecat_29]

Exactly 😂 the kids screams were hilarious as well

[@phoenixxmatrixx3769]

@@skookiecat_29 this comment can be taken so badly out of context😭

[@punkfluff3395]

🎶"Let it go. Let it go."🎶

[@aditiv]

time stamps for all the different scenes (for myself when I inevitably come back to this video) The Santa Clause/Thee The Sainita Canttle: 11:02 Home Alone/Holme the Homese: 13:03 Bad Santa/Banada Bada: 15:07 Die Hard/Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei: 17:49

[@Nuskybeach]

The Bad Santa one got me the most with the child getting tortured for no reason, I'm sorry to that fictional kid but I was crying from laughter the entire scene So that was def my favorite out of the bunch

[@JayP80Geno]

The McCallister’s were rich, but I don’t know if they were dairy section in the house rich.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

IDK, they got a lot of kids and kids need milk.

[@SET-SSNN]

I love your comment

[@tworicecake]

hey kurtis did you buy an entire carton of eggnog to make that joke

[@biggiecheese2575]

Obviously you didn't watch the video 🙄

[@Slippin-Jimmy.]

@@biggiecheese2575obviously you didn’t get the joke

[@Vval000]

ofc he did! who would buy it unironically?

[@alyxwarner2984]

jesus the bots lmao

[@Taiga300]

@Eye sir my dad is right next to me

[@benethrax]

I haven’t laughed so much in months. That stoopid, yelping, idiotic laughing that makes your hands wiggle around and goes on far too long. Brilliant.

[@liannadarling8186]

“banada bada” is sending me, ive been laughing at that for 5 minutes omfg

[@ifeoluwapobada3253]

It's sending me too, especially because Bada is literally my surname

[@ha_des]

this is pretty literally what my dreams look like

[@lenorepaladino8632]

That's exactly what I was thinking!

[@memoirsofaskeptic8377]

More like your nightmares.

[@joemkdd]

@hereisthefullclip hell yeah, thanks man

[@ha_des]

@@memoirsofaskeptic8377 nah my nightmare are way worst mostly bc they're so scenarized and realistic

[@MelynnxRose]

the name "Holme: the Holmese" is what made that one win for me I can't get over it

[@herewego02]

the Bad Santa script it´s literally a movie that could end up in a ¨10 most disturbing movies¨ compilation

[@mead0wsgates]

Bad santa won for me. Everyone's talking about let the thing go but the rivulets of snot had me dying

[@maura6512]

Dude I love Kurtis’ editing. The way he acts the scripts out and puts them together makes me laugh, like ACTUALLY laugh out loud. Great content from a great man

[@lamergamer8211]

I like the recent trend of starting every video with the worst joke you’ve ever heard, and then just not mentioning it.

[@admiralweb27]

Don't you just love how 90% of comments nowadays are ALSO A.I. It's weirdly ironic for this video.

[@boiledquarterz]

the bots dear god

[@CASSerrr0le]

Little Johnson is fucking awesome I love him

[@Bredkid96]

The ending where kurtis is talking about what he loved about this year felt so kind and genuine. Idk why it made me so happy seeing him talk about his fans and stuff

[@theclaybor4352]

I cried.

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

yeah it was very sweet of him :)

[@shadowdecidueye]

I'm pretty sure the hulk with the rifle Was in Die Hard. I think he was playing Laura and yelling "forget it" with the kid at the Dairy section.

[@truepotatoking7486]

W

[@nugget7363]

W

[@meateater1002]

This is older than the video

[@Neltu3]

The home alone script is horrifying, but the scariest part is that kurtis doesn't own floss

[@pap-fr]

He probably uses floss picks

[@ZeranZeran]

12:20 I'm honestly very curious about what caused the chat AI / Chat bot to start saying things like this. It seems like it took a plot point about the mother.. and something being under a tree, and just took it to nonsense. I love it.

[@paytonhogan7076]

This video was so good. I literally cant think of anything funny to say. I just really enjoyed it.

[@kristinepinlac2796]

Same

[@guycool2259]

19:33 i don't know why but just little johnson saying "He is surrounded by darkness" and the music immediately changing to an upbeat tune while focusing on a staircase is one of the funniest things

[@2DN00dle]

I may be high, but this was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@crispyliza7050]

I may be drunk but i agree, i haven't laughed this hard in months

[@L._Titus]

I may be dead, but I agree, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. I won’t be able to tell if it killed me until someone opens the box and collapses the waveform.

[@mrsscatania]

i might be insane but i agree, this could just make me go ever crazier

[@galleryofeden06]

@@L._Titus are you ok?

[@L._Titus]

@@galleryofeden06 Yes, I'm fine. It's a Schrödinger's cat joke.