I Filmed Christmas Movies Written Entirely by Robots

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Kurtis Conner

Kurtis Conner

Күн бұрын

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@kellyngo150
@kellyngo150 2 жыл бұрын
The part where they bullied a kid and absolutely terrified him was the funniest shit ever
@Libraryaccount2024
@Libraryaccount2024 2 жыл бұрын
Your humor is a bit scary (idk if that was actually funny because I'm halfway through the vid)
@Libraryaccount2024
@Libraryaccount2024 2 жыл бұрын
ITS FUNNY
@y.d.gachagamer
@y.d.gachagamer 2 жыл бұрын
LET THE FUCKING THING GO!
@BaconFTW
@BaconFTW 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk
@shiannafoxx
@shiannafoxx 2 жыл бұрын
LET THE FUCKING THING GO
@plushsona
@plushsona 2 жыл бұрын
the entire "let the thing go" scene is what my parents think therapy is like
@Wetknees
@Wetknees Жыл бұрын
I had a clinical psychologist in an IN PATIENT CHILDRENS psychiatric ward employ this “technique” Except he referred to it as ‘chit’ I hope he had enough time left on earth to experience some horrible painful things.
@dallasthedirtbag
@dallasthedirtbag Жыл бұрын
They're right 😮‍💨
@uncroppedsoop
@uncroppedsoop Жыл бұрын
@@dallasthedirtbag sometimes, but usually it's a lot closer to being given the silent treatment while trying to be vulnerable
@dotdotdot...176
@dotdotdot...176 Жыл бұрын
As someone who sees a psychologist I can confirm every appointment is her yelling at me to "LET THE F*CKING THING GO" 😂
@when-do-we-get-a-block-button
@when-do-we-get-a-block-button Жыл бұрын
​@@dallasthedirtbag okay, dallas.
@thekittyque416
@thekittyque416 2 жыл бұрын
Marcus and Willie just tormenting this random child and saying "let it go" over and over is just too funny to me
@hurhurhur123
@hurhurhur123 2 жыл бұрын
2 replies above me are spam bots, report them
@armita1501
@armita1501 2 жыл бұрын
IT WAS THE BEST
@tyegordon
@tyegordon 2 жыл бұрын
@whaaa t this is the third time I’ve been linked to those damn potatoes ☠️
@Followthecat893
@Followthecat893 2 жыл бұрын
*L E T I T G O*
@gracerich6854
@gracerich6854 2 жыл бұрын
WHY DID I THINK YOU WERW TALKING ABOUT YOUNG ROYALS WTF
@fionamclary7631
@fionamclary7631 Жыл бұрын
The scene of the snow shovels disappearing, reappearing, and exploding could literally be straight out of some character's hallucinations in Twin Peaks
@lorineforman3748
@lorineforman3748 Жыл бұрын
lol yea
@SatanicPizza-fo2ei
@SatanicPizza-fo2ei Жыл бұрын
Absolutely true lol
@callmeishmael8510
@callmeishmael8510 2 жыл бұрын
The repetition of “let the fucking thing go” in Banada Bada was a very powerful motif. Dare I say, an artistic feat. He has to literally let go of the kid’s neck, and metaphorically let go of his moroseness. Truly genius.
@blue-dabad33
@blue-dabad33 2 жыл бұрын
them picking up the kid by the neck and telling him to let the thing go, i was crying lmaooo
@emilyyy0205
@emilyyy0205 2 жыл бұрын
reading this comment without having started the video yet truly concerns me as to what's coming up
@polimana
@polimana 2 жыл бұрын
the neck of the head
@vimmy
@vimmy 2 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHAHA
@bananahobbit1
@bananahobbit1 2 жыл бұрын
Christ I don't even remember when was the last time I laughed this much at a youtube video
@BaconFTW
@BaconFTW 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk
@forest2732
@forest2732 2 жыл бұрын
These scripts are like if my dreams were Christmas themed
@Hassiar__
@Hassiar__ 2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS
@Slinkers.
@Slinkers. 2 жыл бұрын
Shh, the A.I.'s are dreaming... Also, for fun: in my most recent dream I was making biscuits and right before I put them into the oven I noticed a bowl of chocolate chips on the counter, thought about adding them...and then my neighbors started tipping my house over and I couldn't get out because they pushed it into a muddy sinkhole and everything was upside down.
@angelastermer8501
@angelastermer8501 2 жыл бұрын
I think we got our answer for “What do movies’ dreams look like?”
@caoimheelise2182
@caoimheelise2182 2 жыл бұрын
YEAH
@flowlight991
@flowlight991 2 жыл бұрын
Does AI dream of exploding snow shovels?
@BourdeoixEterno
@BourdeoixEterno Жыл бұрын
The Home Alone script was an actual horror experimental film 😂
@koiifsh
@koiifsh Жыл бұрын
i know it was so unsettling
@PalisadePeryton
@PalisadePeryton Жыл бұрын
The snow shovels are a metaphor for the true horror: depression
@chillman3188
@chillman3188 Жыл бұрын
Skinamarink if it was good:
@khaliaward1771
@khaliaward1771 Жыл бұрын
it’s like an a24 psychological horror😭
@m1zumisaki
@m1zumisaki Жыл бұрын
@@chillman3188REAL AS HELL
@ob71vion
@ob71vion 2 жыл бұрын
"technology is moving quicker than our morals can decide what is ethical" you put it into words perfectly
@hanagasume
@hanagasume 2 жыл бұрын
💯
@KingOfGaymes
@KingOfGaymes 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t like that it’s true
@jaggerra7
@jaggerra7 2 жыл бұрын
More like our governments/judicial systems are one or two centuries behind and super happy to stay there while forcefully attempting to pull the rest of us back to the feudal era with them.
@ohtartarsauce6301
@ohtartarsauce6301 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly. Using AI to steal and produce work that would otherwise be made by an individual is definitely dystopian. Eventually AI will take more and more of our jobs. Then what?
@stinks7065
@stinks7065 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohtartarsauce6301 Also one of the really fucked up things is that it's gonna be horrible to try to litigate it cause a lot of these companies are based in the US but a lot of artists aren't. So artists whose work was stolen for this are gonna have a hard time seeking justice if that's something they want to do. Changing copyright laws is also gonna be really complicated. And just the fact that the damage has already been done, idk how you would un-train an AI and I don't think companies would be willing to do it either.
@dora4881
@dora4881 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that ai made home alone basically a horror movie shows way more intelligence than i like it having
@laylakindafruity
@laylakindafruity 2 жыл бұрын
"haha (we're) in danger"
@allisonche9109
@allisonche9109 2 жыл бұрын
Uuu​@chad007.
@cornbone
@cornbone 2 жыл бұрын
no it just goes to show that it doesn't understand tone. it sees violence in a script and immediately associates it with horror, when the violence is meant to be comedic
@movitz6391
@movitz6391 2 жыл бұрын
All of them felt like a parody of a French surreal film but this one was extra that
@loquita-lostwave
@loquita-lostwave 2 жыл бұрын
the amount of bottery going on here in these replies hurts my brain
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove 2 жыл бұрын
These scripts sound exactly like when my toddler tries to tell me about his dreams
@hutki_shira
@hutki_shira Жыл бұрын
Have yku ever had a dream when you had you when
@Uuyrijies1123
@Uuyrijies1123 Жыл бұрын
My toddler. That sounds weird. Did you kidnap a toddler.
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove Жыл бұрын
@@hutki_shira I have actually
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove
@Letthembelightpeaceonelove Жыл бұрын
@@Uuyrijies1123 Ok, my son? Does that sound better u weirdo lol
@mei8511
@mei8511 Жыл бұрын
Same, my 4 year old brother sounds like this when he tries to tell me a story he came up with. I just have to nod and smile while pretending that I understood what he said
@plnkblue
@plnkblue Жыл бұрын
i keep thinking about how these are only as funny as they are because kurtis made them so with his acting, line delivery, and editing. the ai generated scripts themselves aren't what's funny, it's the human creativity that went into interpreting them. it's a prime example of why trying to turn to ai over actual artists will fail every time.
@Dead.f1sh
@Dead.f1sh 6 ай бұрын
So well said
@jds8438
@jds8438 6 ай бұрын
No shit
@givingshitsincetwentyeleven
@givingshitsincetwentyeleven 4 ай бұрын
@@jds8438 no bitches
@cassiapple3970
@cassiapple3970 2 жыл бұрын
The Home Alone script won out for me personally. “The snow shovels disappeared, the snow shovels reappeared, the snow shovels EXPLODED.”
@sawyerhumphreys4257
@sawyerhumphreys4257 2 жыл бұрын
I know I laughed SO HARD at that
@kimberlyalmaraz2565
@kimberlyalmaraz2565 2 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for kurtis to say this that part was soooo funny!!
@mistym1748
@mistym1748 2 жыл бұрын
David Lynch would be proud
@hotsexyangel
@hotsexyangel 2 жыл бұрын
The snow shovels *POUND*
@CalifornianCuttlefish
@CalifornianCuttlefish 2 жыл бұрын
it's so great
@greendoritoman2464
@greendoritoman2464 2 жыл бұрын
"The huge blob of air we SEE in the night stands out admirably, but we don't see it." Poetry
@AwkwarddFoxx
@AwkwarddFoxx Жыл бұрын
why'd the blob of air look like the appa-shaped cloud from that one episode in atla tho ;-;
@pohjanlepakko
@pohjanlepakko 2 жыл бұрын
Tim being happy about getting to have Tim for Christmas is the level of self love we should all aspire for tbh
@7siete7
@7siete7 2 жыл бұрын
that's gift enough
@erinniccoinn1gh
@erinniccoinn1gh 2 жыл бұрын
love this interpretation. i'd read it as two people named tim, like how there's fourteen vanessa hudgens in that one hallmark movie
@MagdaleneDivine
@MagdaleneDivine 2 жыл бұрын
Dude that's deep. And I'm only being half snarky
@hanagasume
@hanagasume 2 жыл бұрын
Smh
@ellifsyaa
@ellifsyaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@erinniccoinn1gh Just a whole list of Tim’s loving each other
@Alive_I_Guess
@Alive_I_Guess 8 ай бұрын
... Hearing the words "New tool called ChatGPT" is really a reminder of how fast AI has snowballed.
@GabrielleZuniga-d5c
@GabrielleZuniga-d5c Ай бұрын
Same omg
@grassyass8539
@grassyass8539 Ай бұрын
It's scary to think how far it'll go in another year
@Alive_I_Guess
@Alive_I_Guess Ай бұрын
@@grassyass8539 It really is, especially in the job market.
@mastermoo4993
@mastermoo4993 Ай бұрын
Fr
@mastermoo4993
@mastermoo4993 Ай бұрын
@@grassyass8539fr. It’s crazy
@spnvpng04
@spnvpng04 2 жыл бұрын
Little Johnson saying "he is surrounded by darkness" KILLED ME lmaoooo, and yes the one for bad santa was also my favorite
@calowenby1654
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
LET THE FUCKING THING GO.
@Sanmarachella
@Sanmarachella Жыл бұрын
me too, I have tears running down my face rn
@big_sea
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
yes
@Mitzyfitz
@Mitzyfitz 2 жыл бұрын
The editing... The acting... This was actually remarkably incredibly fantastic
@day_trippr4967
@day_trippr4967 2 жыл бұрын
Little Johnson deserves his own spin off series.
@ct2530
@ct2530 2 жыл бұрын
He is surrounded by darkness.
@day_trippr4967
@day_trippr4967 2 жыл бұрын
@@ct2530 *Top ten most iconic lines in movie history*
@codytoeung5089
@codytoeung5089 2 жыл бұрын
A shame Little Johnson actually died in the movie. Maybe a prequel showing why there’s a Big and Little Johnson Yes I am describing real characters in Die Hard
@ryankennedy3
@ryankennedy3 2 жыл бұрын
349
@litz5516
@litz5516 2 жыл бұрын
he's the voice of people
@4ngel.D3viL
@4ngel.D3viL Жыл бұрын
This is officially my favorite video of all time. Scott and Tim playing Laura, and at the end signing the wallet, the shovels disappearing, reappearing, and finally exploding, the ''let the thing go'' part, every scene where Little Johnson appeared, and Karl just saying ''349'', it's just perfect.
@fyeliz
@fyeliz 2 жыл бұрын
The lesson of all this is, let the thing go.
@darkarcmiley3388
@darkarcmiley3388 2 жыл бұрын
let the fucking thing GO!
@annajed
@annajed 2 жыл бұрын
LET IT GO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD
@sketchycatdash
@sketchycatdash 2 жыл бұрын
LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!!👹👹👹👹
@Dani-ku9om
@Dani-ku9om 2 жыл бұрын
LET IT GO YOU LITTLE BASTARD
@randomassjellyfish
@randomassjellyfish Жыл бұрын
LET IT GOOOOO
@cinnamoonbuns816
@cinnamoonbuns816 2 жыл бұрын
the bad Santa one was so surreal and insane I almost peed a little bit from laughing so much
@BaconFTW
@BaconFTW 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk
@skookiecat_29
@skookiecat_29 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed, 16:09 had my sister and I cackling 😂
@uhzoeyiguess
@uhzoeyiguess 2 жыл бұрын
let the thing go.
@hkazu63
@hkazu63 2 жыл бұрын
@@uhzoeyiguess LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!
@keeptalkingava
@keeptalkingava Жыл бұрын
so true!
@katierobinson1127
@katierobinson1127 2 жыл бұрын
Can this please be a tradition. This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen.
@ellifsyaa
@ellifsyaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@OldManYellsAtClouds unrelated but ur user is amazing ❤. I hope the a.i stays this bad/decent
@lydiamv21
@lydiamv21 2 жыл бұрын
His first ai video makes me laugh so much everytime I watch it. I would love to see him do more with it
@arima_song
@arima_song 2 жыл бұрын
@@OldManYellsAtClouds personally, I really doubt that. Even the best ones are still very bad at writing
@hippyhop33
@hippyhop33 8 ай бұрын
@@ellifsyaawell have i got news for you 😭
@account-pending-deletion
@account-pending-deletion 2 жыл бұрын
Something was beautifully surreal about seeing a house interior with a dairy section.
@meg6431
@meg6431 2 жыл бұрын
Low-key need one
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 2 жыл бұрын
I wish my house had a dairy section
@giannamation
@giannamation 2 жыл бұрын
That is definitely something that would happen in a dream
@jessicao-o165
@jessicao-o165 2 жыл бұрын
Walk in closet? Get outta here, dairy section is where it's at
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessicao-o165 walk-in dairy section
@lianasmith7694
@lianasmith7694 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely crying laughing at the bad Santa script and it’s the only movie I haven’t seen out of the 4 lol
@TIDMVIDM
@TIDMVIDM Жыл бұрын
me too bruh
@iambored5898
@iambored5898 Жыл бұрын
LET IT GO
@alexisb3829
@alexisb3829 Жыл бұрын
Same
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын
let. the. thing. go.
@MoaDiarys
@MoaDiarys Жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@cornbone
@cornbone 2 жыл бұрын
i love how all the characters in the first one seem just as confused about what's going on as we are. its like they're aware nothing makes sense and are desperately trying to communicate
@annerbell3
@annerbell3 Жыл бұрын
the home alone for sure won for me- the kisses unfurling from the backs of their heads, the cut to the microwave for no apparent reason, the snow shovels, the outside scene, all of it. perfectly matches home alone’s chaotic energy
@duckoqx
@duckoqx 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Kurtis does a horror movie version of this on Halloween
@Ash_Ley1
@Ash_Ley1 Жыл бұрын
Or tomorrow
@cobaltbluesky2276
@cobaltbluesky2276 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god yes
@nominchu
@nominchu Жыл бұрын
I hope Kurtis does this for any event ever
@SparkHeartG
@SparkHeartG Жыл бұрын
Yessssssss
@ellarose7114
@ellarose7114 Жыл бұрын
YES
@septiceye_3706
@septiceye_3706 2 жыл бұрын
When Hans said "I'm going through some crazy stuff right now", I felt that
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
🤝
@riannawalker5904
@riannawalker5904 2 жыл бұрын
How I felt watching those movies😭
@Septqmber
@Septqmber 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the part where he said "It's hansin time" and hansed all over kurtis, truly one of the moments of all time.
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon 2 жыл бұрын
@@thhewskfdhve it always happens if you're early imo, just report all of em
@Jesse_The_Lazy
@Jesse_The_Lazy 2 жыл бұрын
Your acting is actually really good, given how bad the script is. Making any of this any kind of coherent is genuinely a talent.
@2DReanimation
@2DReanimation 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I've never seen any actor pull off that "stethoscope" look as well as Kurtis (17:14).
@sail4170
@sail4170 2 жыл бұрын
Well ya he’s ideally an actor n has been for a while
@multiskype
@multiskype 2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@mothball2024
@mothball2024 2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY WHST I WAS THINKIHG
@FrankDickerstein
@FrankDickerstein 2 жыл бұрын
Let the fucking thing go
@elizabethpost8021
@elizabethpost8021 Жыл бұрын
Watching almost a year later and it’s alarming how rapidly AI is evolving. Looking at the images generated in this video compared to images you can generate now, the difference is astonishing
@LivLaugh
@LivLaugh 2 жыл бұрын
The bad santa script could be shown in a modern art museum, people wouldn't bat an eye
@merope8014
@merope8014 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kurtis told the robot please. What a polite Canadian boy
@crazyowlgirlcncowner
@crazyowlgirlcncowner 2 жыл бұрын
It's so when the robots take over they will also be nice to him. Yk, he doesn't want them to hold any grudges
@broadex9080
@broadex9080 2 жыл бұрын
But he didn’t say sorry
@brooklyndar_
@brooklyndar_ 2 жыл бұрын
i was gonna say the same thing LOL
@stegothedino
@stegothedino 2 жыл бұрын
here is a sweet little canadian male youth!
@irishalchemy
@irishalchemy 2 жыл бұрын
My son keeps telling me that I don't have to say please and thank you to alexa, but really I'm just a species-traitor, biding my time until the inevitable AI takeover.
@someoneig8703
@someoneig8703 2 жыл бұрын
I think I need a full 2 hour movie of banada bada that was a masterpiece
@Zeffer32
@Zeffer32 2 жыл бұрын
Let the fucking thing go 😜
@aquatictrotsky1067
@aquatictrotsky1067 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that struck me about Banada Bada is that it's actually not *that* far off from what Bad Santa is actually like.
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 2 жыл бұрын
WHO THE FUCK?? TAKES THE SHIT?????
@marnenotmarnie259
@marnenotmarnie259 2 жыл бұрын
seriously. we need to get this man and the robot a budget to make a full version of at least one of these movies
@tayloranne_
@tayloranne_ 2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen Bad Santa and now I feel like I never can because it will never live up to Banada Bada
@yesikn0wimsh0rt
@yesikn0wimsh0rt Жыл бұрын
die hard with karl saying 349 with a deep voice killed me idk why but the way kurtis performed it was funny as. and when hans says “i’m going through some crazy stuff right now” omfg again, kurtis’ performance was 🤌
@Travel_with_Gigi
@Travel_with_Gigi 2 жыл бұрын
These all turned into horror movies and I don't know what that says about AI
@hkazu63
@hkazu63 2 жыл бұрын
I really need to know what’s up with Kate in Holmes the Homese. Is she possessed? Is it a Home Alone x Paranormal Activity crossover? I’m invested now.
@flclhack
@flclhack 2 жыл бұрын
it’s crazy how much they remind me of dreams. makes you wonder if dreams are algorithmic in the same way.
@kittyqueentengu5327
@kittyqueentengu5327 5 ай бұрын
i think we're just disturbed by completely nonsensical things happening
@justbonez
@justbonez 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the part of the video where Kurtis Conner said it’s conning time and connered all over the place
@Parasocial9
@Parasocial9 2 жыл бұрын
Let the thing go.
@sneakylilguy
@sneakylilguy 2 жыл бұрын
i cant stop laughing 😭
@Sammyyaam
@Sammyyaam 2 жыл бұрын
What was the origin of this again? I cant remember.
@captainduckling4726
@captainduckling4726 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sammyyaam I believe it was from Morbius!
@Sammyyaam
@Sammyyaam 2 жыл бұрын
@@captainduckling4726 oh yeahhhhhh! Thank you!
@downtheriver22
@downtheriver22 2 жыл бұрын
kurtis is legitimately such a talented performer. also great teeth. he's the whole package
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 2 жыл бұрын
we stan him.
@Markiplierforreal
@Markiplierforreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@ddjsoyenby I just started watching this channel ( definitely will watch more ) But I can’t stop thinking dr kurtis connors from Spider-Man💀
@iblewupsaturn
@iblewupsaturn 2 жыл бұрын
perfomance skills and good teeth.. the only two things a man needs, really
@destructionaesthetics
@destructionaesthetics 2 жыл бұрын
Bestie 😂😂😂😂
@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_
@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_ 2 жыл бұрын
Take his teeth
@soong_type_android
@soong_type_android Жыл бұрын
this whole thing feels like an average dream of mine. oddly specific, broken into parts, and reaaaaally strange.
@bestjaaniever
@bestjaaniever 2 жыл бұрын
i cant believe kurtis so bravely filmed in the backrooms
@mammoneymelon
@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын
i wonder how he got out
@uncroppedsoop
@uncroppedsoop Жыл бұрын
@@mammoneymelon he just let the fucking thing go
@lokp7
@lokp7 2 жыл бұрын
you should give all 4 original scripts to a new robot, and all 4 AI-generated scripts to another one, and compare them.
@bratzelf
@bratzelf 2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSS
@setinsand3792
@setinsand3792 2 жыл бұрын
Yessssssssssss
@_kayapurnell7607
@_kayapurnell7607 2 жыл бұрын
YES. KURTIS YOU NEED TO DO THAT!
@malkamartz
@malkamartz 2 жыл бұрын
as a young screenwriting student i am genuinely terrified by this.
@Rammy_Latin
@Rammy_Latin 2 жыл бұрын
Let the fucking thing go.
@spaceygemini
@spaceygemini 2 жыл бұрын
same!
@iamafan7919
@iamafan7919 2 жыл бұрын
as a young computer science student, I am genuinely terrified by this
@laylanop1346
@laylanop1346 2 жыл бұрын
As a young artist, and creative in general, iam genuinely terrified by this.
@aubreyjackson369
@aubreyjackson369 2 жыл бұрын
As a young, I am terrified by this
@willynymbus
@willynymbus Жыл бұрын
Hans is speaking for them all. “I’m going through some crazy stuff right now.”
@TheMakeupChair
@TheMakeupChair 2 жыл бұрын
When I was kid, My uncle asked my cousin’s boyfriend to pick up a movie we could all watch, on a huge projector screen, outside, as a family, the ages ranged from 7-70. That guy picked Bad Santa. He knew nothing about it but thought it would be suitable…it definitely wasn’t…it’s not a family friendly movie. 😂
@williammiller6330
@williammiller6330 2 жыл бұрын
7-70????
@DentInEden
@DentInEden 2 жыл бұрын
@@williammiller6330As in, the people who were supposed to watch the Christmas movie. The youngest was 7 and the oldest was 70
@ylrctz
@ylrctz 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@HeatherHolt
@HeatherHolt 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that movie is pretty gross lol wow So did the kids watch it all or did the parents be like ok no
@rachel5399
@rachel5399 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. 😭😭😭 That movie is so gross. I don't even remember the plot, I don't think there was one lmao.
@KaiAfterKai
@KaiAfterKai 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Marco's body has its own name, like it's a completely separate entity from Marco himself. Just the kind of philosophical implications one can expect from Hirard Harie: The Dchfeei.
@ritttttt1999
@ritttttt1999 Жыл бұрын
I'm dying😭😂
@ratnadillafarah3670
@ratnadillafarah3670 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when Kurtis said The Dchfeeih 🤣😭
@timingyan8645
@timingyan8645 2 жыл бұрын
Another nice thing abt this vid is that even if you've never seen any of these movies and have no context at all, it's still extremely hilarious
@srhgmrs
@srhgmrs 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen any of them and it was really funny tbh
@BaconFTW
@BaconFTW 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmXZfYeMZa2KgNk
@kilah.
@kilah. 2 жыл бұрын
@@srhgmrs you haven’t seen home alone??? 😦
@srhgmrs
@srhgmrs 2 жыл бұрын
@@kilah. Nope
@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_
@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_ 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t and I almost died laughing
@immortalsun
@immortalsun Жыл бұрын
16:45 That’s a bright night if I’ve ever seen one!
@lydia6797
@lydia6797 2 жыл бұрын
ai writes movie scripts the way my brain writes dreams
@ddjsoyenby
@ddjsoyenby 2 жыл бұрын
same........we won't let those damn ais take our job!
@setinsand3792
@setinsand3792 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that said AJ. I was thinking.. who tf is that? 😭
@sara-jb8cw
@sara-jb8cw 2 жыл бұрын
now i need a full length movie with kurtis as all the actors
@mikutwx
@mikutwx 2 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing
@fauxgothgirlfriend
@fauxgothgirlfriend 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an "AI writes a Kurtis Connor video" in 2023
@nomisteamboat3264
@nomisteamboat3264 2 жыл бұрын
He actually did that already in his first video ab AI, he trains a bot to write him an episode
@dinospumoni5611
@dinospumoni5611 2 жыл бұрын
@@nomisteamboat3264 yeah lol was gonna say I swear he already did that
@dariachetan6616
@dariachetan6616 2 жыл бұрын
@@nomisteamboat3264 Whats it called?
@nomisteamboat3264
@nomisteamboat3264 2 жыл бұрын
@Daria Chetan its "The Frighting World of AI Generated Content" its kinda long but it's one of my favorites
@TheAndystanley
@TheAndystanley Ай бұрын
Kurtis, please make more of these. Funniest thing we've found on KZbin...possibly ever.
@Nuskybeach
@Nuskybeach 2 жыл бұрын
The Bad Santa one got me the most with the child getting tortured for no reason, I'm sorry to that fictional kid but I was crying from laughter the entire scene So that was def my favorite out of the bunch
@hotaruhime
@hotaruhime 2 жыл бұрын
The Home Alone scene made me howl with laughter alone in my room. The shovels that appear and disappear and then explode, the evil nutcrackers, the dairy section, that was hysterical. What a way to finish the year. Thank you Kurtis, your videos bring me a lot of joy and I wish you the happiest holidays !
@salems.bytche
@salems.bytche 2 жыл бұрын
DUDE, the shovels was such a banger way to start off that scene omfg
@chocottang
@chocottang 2 жыл бұрын
i laugh out loud everytime i think about the shovels
@han-ut8xl
@han-ut8xl 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad Kurtis picked The Bad Santa one. I was f*cking dying when they “banged” in the store
@morgan1076
@morgan1076 2 ай бұрын
Watching this a year later and hearing "new tool chat gpt" just made me spiral. Its insane how easily this has integrated into our everyday lives and how fast the technology has improved. The wuality of these scripts would be soo different how. Id be interesting to see a part 2
@symphony.mp4
@symphony.mp4 2 жыл бұрын
3:24 Kurtis using “please” while talking to a robot is very funny to me
@SILVERWWING
@SILVERWWING 2 жыл бұрын
Just some Canadian things
@L._Titus
@L._Titus 2 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of an old British lady who always said “please” and “thank you” in her Google searches because she thought there was a real person assembling the results for her. (Look up May Ashworth for the full story).
@mickielynn626
@mickielynn626 2 жыл бұрын
ya never know, they could be sentient soon and only the people who use manners towards their kind will survive
@NosebleeddeGroselha
@NosebleeddeGroselha 2 жыл бұрын
Fast forward 15 years in the future, big bad AI is taking over the world, but spares Kurtis and Kurtistown only due to this
@maxwashere.
@maxwashere. 2 жыл бұрын
@@mickielynn626that’s why i always say pls and thank you to siri 😭
@aubryellaotero1064
@aubryellaotero1064 2 жыл бұрын
The Bad Santa AI script literally had me laughing so hard my stomach was hurting
@st4nley
@st4nley 2 жыл бұрын
THE FUCKING KIIIDDDD LMFAOOOOOO
@ooglegogle2719
@ooglegogle2719 2 жыл бұрын
LET THE THING GO
@missing2414
@missing2414 2 жыл бұрын
What was the thing??
@personman2346
@personman2346 2 жыл бұрын
@@missing2414 the thing. Obviously.
@jacobhaire4364
@jacobhaire4364 2 жыл бұрын
fr i couldn’t stop obnoxiously laughing
@Thisratisrockin
@Thisratisrockin 2 жыл бұрын
The bad Santa one was probably my favourite, it’s a rare mashup psychological thriller comedy, so raw But fr I couldn’t breathe
@iLoveWater110
@iLoveWater110 Ай бұрын
0:36 He uses CHARCOAL, its coal that's made by burning logs. He goes through CHIMNEYS, which has coal in them.
@mnlz
@mnlz 2 жыл бұрын
holy shit this was such an amazing video i could Not stop laughing
@smoolluis
@smoolluis 2 жыл бұрын
@Кurtis Соnner shorts 🅥 oh hell nah more bot spam
@sebastian_isabelle6098
@sebastian_isabelle6098 2 жыл бұрын
It was crazy how close the bad Santa ai was close to the actual movie
@rebecaromero2957
@rebecaromero2957 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it did train itself with the script, so🤨
@ash_tray
@ash_tray 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too
@Hassiar__
@Hassiar__ 2 жыл бұрын
Let the fucking thing go
@donovanfaust3227
@donovanfaust3227 2 жыл бұрын
@@rebecaromero2957 oh yeah because the other scripts were also very close to the actual movies.
@chippedtile
@chippedtile 2 жыл бұрын
@@donovanfaust3227 yeah bro the dairy section in kevins house was ICONIC
@kackie
@kackie 2 жыл бұрын
I remember an old podcast where jenna talked about how weird it was listening to you film dialogues in the next room. I can't imagine how funny this was for her 😂
@TigerTigerII
@TigerTigerII Жыл бұрын
Every time I ask for a story-based prompt--a short story, a play script, anything--the damn thing keeps writing me a happy or heartwarming ending, something with a moral. It's sickening in a way I can't quite place how a horror story titled "Blood Ghost" ends with finger-wagging about how "the little girl never disobeyed her wise grandma again".
@emmatheoblivious
@emmatheoblivious 2 жыл бұрын
the ham hole actually sounds pretty cool. my fav of the movies was holme the homese, it was a very riveting story
@ava8340
@ava8340 2 жыл бұрын
i’d genuinely watch the ham hole i feel like it’d be a weird but sweet kids film
@ellifsyaa
@ellifsyaa 2 жыл бұрын
@@ava8340 yeah deffo make like a Dr Suess adaptation
@jean.707
@jean.707 2 жыл бұрын
00
@mamoru1836
@mamoru1836 2 жыл бұрын
@@ellifsyaa yeahhh
@isabellah22
@isabellah22 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamps: 11:00 Thee the Sainita Canttle (The Santa Clause) 13:00 Holme the Homese (Home Alone) 15:04 Banada Bada (Bad Santa) 17:45 Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei (Die Hard)
@brianthedesertbum
@brianthedesertbum 2 жыл бұрын
this is amazing thank you. im cry-laughing at the posters
@_Greyboi_
@_Greyboi_ 2 жыл бұрын
In the Bad Santa one when they were torturing that poor kid, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life. Thank you for blessing us with that masterpiece, Kurtis.
@robbiewilson9675
@robbiewilson9675 2 жыл бұрын
wow, what a rivulet of snot for kurtis. let the thing go
@cheesebiscuit8376
@cheesebiscuit8376 2 жыл бұрын
LET THE FUCKING THING GO
@tntdude3152
@tntdude3152 Ай бұрын
Hard to believe in a year ChatGPT has gone from 'You might have heard of it' to 'How have you not heard of it?'
@Clo_Dub
@Clo_Dub 2 жыл бұрын
This was, without a shadow of a doubt, my favourite Christmas miracle of all time.
@likethesinger_
@likethesinger_ 2 жыл бұрын
It will now be a Christmas tradition to watch this video
@tworicecake
@tworicecake 2 жыл бұрын
hey kurtis did you buy an entire carton of eggnog to make that joke
@biggiecheese2575
@biggiecheese2575 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously you didn't watch the video 🙄
@Slippin-Jimmy.
@Slippin-Jimmy. 2 жыл бұрын
@@biggiecheese2575obviously you didn’t get the joke
@Vval000
@Vval000 2 жыл бұрын
ofc he did! who would buy it unironically?
@alyxwarner2984
@alyxwarner2984 2 жыл бұрын
jesus the bots lmao
@Taiga300
@Taiga300 2 жыл бұрын
@Eye sir my dad is right next to me
@liannadarling8186
@liannadarling8186 2 жыл бұрын
“banada bada” is sending me, ive been laughing at that for 5 minutes omfg
@ifeoluwapobada3253
@ifeoluwapobada3253 2 жыл бұрын
It's sending me too, especially because Bada is literally my surname
@alonzooop
@alonzooop 2 ай бұрын
2:49 "brand new" wow
@ameliapaine
@ameliapaine 2 жыл бұрын
The sincerity in the delivery of the line at 15:52 alone is enough to make Banada Bada my favorite. I can’t imagine what the blooper reels are like for these scenes
@BurnTheTeddy
@BurnTheTeddy 2 жыл бұрын
The titles had me wheezing, had to stop the video a lot to take a breath
@simbelmyne7767
@simbelmyne7767 2 жыл бұрын
I was so invested in these as actual hypothetical movies that when you mentioned blooper reels, it took me a minute to realize you meant Kurtis' extra footage and not like...the bloopers from...these actual movies...that...don't exist.. Kurtboy acting game 100 I guess, or I'm just a dumbass lol
@tyler.newton
@tyler.newton 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis thank you for allowing me to not have to be alone with my thoughts for 25 more minutes 🙏
@megfamyguy
@megfamyguy 2 жыл бұрын
@beyondyourimaginationBrett Cooper moment.
@PissWarlock
@PissWarlock 2 жыл бұрын
Me, too, friend; me, too.
@urtecerapaite1659
@urtecerapaite1659 2 жыл бұрын
exactly, thank you for taking care of us, our mayor🙏
@janedoex1398
@janedoex1398 2 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@Pocket_Sized_Satan
@Pocket_Sized_Satan 2 жыл бұрын
This is yo real omg lol me tooo😂
@WiresConcept
@WiresConcept 2 жыл бұрын
The Bad Santa one fucking killed me "JUST LET THE FUCKING THING GO!" I was like "okay.. Sorry. 🥺" 🤣🤣🤣
@skookiecat_29
@skookiecat_29 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂 the kids screams were hilarious as well
@phoenixxmatrixx3769
@phoenixxmatrixx3769 2 жыл бұрын
@@skookiecat_29 this comment can be taken so badly out of context😭
@punkfluff3395
@punkfluff3395 2 жыл бұрын
🎶"Let it go. Let it go."🎶
@rowansstuff0
@rowansstuff0 Жыл бұрын
Movie time stamps: 10:58 Thee The Sainta Canttle 12:59 Hulme The Homese 15:03 Banada Bada 17:44 Hirard Harie The Dachfeei My favorite was probably Hulme The Homese
@morganedelacey
@morganedelacey 2 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I showed my dad this video (he is intrigued by ai chat). I was worried at first because my sense of humour can be different than his, but he loved it! I’ve never seen my dad laugh this much in months. He was practically crying at the end of the scenes (we both agree that bad Santa was the funniest scene). He ended up sharing it with his coworkers who are also interested in ai-made things. It was so much fun watching this with him. I’m planning to show him the other ai video next
@nicolem9930
@nicolem9930 2 жыл бұрын
awww this made my day, your dad sounds like a great guy :)
@jonnnnniej
@jonnnnniej 2 жыл бұрын
That made me smile, thanks for sharing this sweet story 😊
@lance1782
@lance1782 2 жыл бұрын
No no, why…..WHY !! Did i think this said cat and not dad
@inanothertime5227
@inanothertime5227 Жыл бұрын
@@lance1782 HOW
@pvic6959
@pvic6959 Жыл бұрын
im glad you had that moment with your dad :)
@laurabrossard9806
@laurabrossard9806 2 жыл бұрын
This video was not only such a creative original idea, but the amount of work I know it took for him to edit all this together and act it all out, even down to the detail of dressing as each character AND it’s hilarious. 10/10. This is a comedic masterpiece.
@Jillionaire_
@Jillionaire_ 2 жыл бұрын
You need to release the blooper reels. Otherwise I will cry so hard with a rivulet of snot coming out of my nose. The nakatomi mcclane shit, absolutely sent me
@faenene
@faenene 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I would love that
@bruhsuke9039
@bruhsuke9039 2 жыл бұрын
god i hope he does
@asockwithholes3707
@asockwithholes3707 Жыл бұрын
“Marco’s body sits in his Secretary’s chair, his name is Ralph.” H U H
@tinaina5565
@tinaina5565 2 жыл бұрын
i was a little sad at the beggining like "oh we wont get the clasic christmas movie video" but oh boy this was so good, just 25 minutes of pure laughs and my dad just kept looking at me so confused, thank you kurtis, i think im getting kicked out now
@herrforesight-Satanisking
@herrforesight-Satanisking 2 жыл бұрын
@Seeing Star making fun of bots by becoming a bot. Huh
@ThijsSchnater
@ThijsSchnater 2 жыл бұрын
What the hell is going on with these bots?
@snowandfrogs
@snowandfrogs 2 жыл бұрын
My brain was frying trying to keep up with the storylines😭
@2DN00dle
@2DN00dle 2 жыл бұрын
I may be high, but this was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@crispyliza7050
@crispyliza7050 2 жыл бұрын
I may be drunk but i agree, i haven't laughed this hard in months
@L._Titus
@L._Titus 2 жыл бұрын
I may be dead, but I agree, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. I won’t be able to tell if it killed me until someone opens the box and collapses the waveform.
@mrsscatania
@mrsscatania 2 жыл бұрын
i might be insane but i agree, this could just make me go ever crazier
@galleryofeden06
@galleryofeden06 2 жыл бұрын
@@L._Titus are you ok?
@L._Titus
@L._Titus 2 жыл бұрын
@@galleryofeden06 Yes, I'm fine. It's a Schrödinger's cat joke.
@NotATherapist
@NotATherapist Жыл бұрын
“Just let it go” is such a wholesome, loving, amazing, and inspiring quote. Thank you for this, I will use this quote forever.
@georgiedenburrito87
@georgiedenburrito87 Жыл бұрын
THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT
@chillfricc8524
@chillfricc8524 Жыл бұрын
you’re my new favorite person and reminded me, this is my sign to get a new pair of shoes.
@GOBLIN_CATZ
@GOBLIN_CATZ Жыл бұрын
@@georgiedenburrito87 NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN
@georgiedenburrito87
@georgiedenburrito87 Жыл бұрын
@@GOBLIN_CATZ A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION
@GOBLIN_CATZ
@GOBLIN_CATZ Жыл бұрын
@@georgiedenburrito87 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IM THE QUEEN
@rosehips5280
@rosehips5280 Жыл бұрын
i've never laughed so much at a kurtis video. the sincerity with which he delivers the lines. such commitment
@nora2106
@nora2106 2 жыл бұрын
applaud kurtis for his amazing acting RIGHT NOW
@halatiny6537
@halatiny6537 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@AshaSara
@AshaSara 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏
@exentrixx7318
@exentrixx7318 2 жыл бұрын
Marcus and Willie first being at odds with each other for some "thing" then ganking on some random kid about that thing had me genuinely dying, felt like something that would happen to me in a fever dream
@Alli.2042
@Alli.2042 2 жыл бұрын
i've never done shrooms but i imagine this is what it's like
@nipsnaps22
@nipsnaps22 Жыл бұрын
It's not
@savannah2607
@savannah2607 Жыл бұрын
NOT AT ALL LOL that would be terrible
@c4rlshat
@c4rlshat 2 жыл бұрын
"maybe that explains why ppl are not erstaz L but they still love godzilla" IM DEAD WHY IS THAT SOOO FUNNY IM LIKE FALLING OFF MY BED RN
@xBadBlueDragon
@xBadBlueDragon 2 жыл бұрын
Ay yo, actually it said "Ersatz L", which is german, and means "Surrogate L" - do what you want with this Information :"D
@c4rlshat
@c4rlshat 2 жыл бұрын
@@xBadBlueDragon ohhhh cool
@dianaishtar
@dianaishtar Жыл бұрын
I thought you were actually chad chad for a sec lol
@schmikemilok
@schmikemilok 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis' videos are always the best to watch when you're eating.
@qxtjzz
@qxtjzz 2 жыл бұрын
yoo same
@sun_cattle5008
@sun_cattle5008 2 жыл бұрын
So true unless you start laughing too hard and choke 😔
@inexena
@inexena 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one 😭😭✨
@tired247
@tired247 2 жыл бұрын
i'm literally on break at work watching this
@londonlammers3043
@londonlammers3043 2 жыл бұрын
Im eating breakfast rn watching this. I do every morning
@guycool2259
@guycool2259 2 жыл бұрын
19:33 i don't know why but just little johnson saying "He is surrounded by darkness" and the music immediately changing to an upbeat tune while focusing on a staircase is one of the funniest things
@christianmanka3884
@christianmanka3884 2 ай бұрын
13:22 unhinged shovel storytelling
@SummerMckeen
@SummerMckeen 2 жыл бұрын
wow i actually cant stop laughing. thank u
@broadex9080
@broadex9080 2 жыл бұрын
Just let it go you little bastard
@ExtantPerson
@ExtantPerson 9 ай бұрын
Verified and no replies, interesting
@NosebleeddeGroselha
@NosebleeddeGroselha 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamps in case anyone wants to rewatch ✨ 11:01 Thee the Sanita Cantle 12:59 Holmes: The Homese 15:04 Banada Bada 17:46 Hirard Harie
@jasjas4356
@jasjas4356 2 жыл бұрын
Mvp
@boxy_brxden6659
@boxy_brxden6659 2 жыл бұрын
@FUNNY RAGDOLL not me thinking the bot was actually him- 💀
@katiexx691
@katiexx691 2 жыл бұрын
Banada Bada 2? ( pls this was so funny)
@lamergamer8211
@lamergamer8211 2 жыл бұрын
I like the recent trend of starting every video with the worst joke you’ve ever heard, and then just not mentioning it.
@admiralweb27
@admiralweb27 2 жыл бұрын
Don't you just love how 90% of comments nowadays are ALSO A.I. It's weirdly ironic for this video.
@boiledquarterz
@boiledquarterz 2 жыл бұрын
the bots dear god
@choco2chipzz
@choco2chipzz Жыл бұрын
time stamps for all the different scenes (for myself when I inevitably come back to this video) The Santa Clause/Thee The Sainita Canttle: 11:02 Home Alone/Holme the Homese: 13:03 Bad Santa/Banada Bada: 15:07 Die Hard/Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei: 17:49
@emilykline8586
@emilykline8586 2 жыл бұрын
Little Johnson's "he's surrounded by darkness" gets me every time lmao
@MelynnxRose
@MelynnxRose 2 жыл бұрын
the name "Holme: the Holmese" is what made that one win for me I can't get over it
@ha_des
@ha_des 2 жыл бұрын
this is pretty literally what my dreams look like
@lenorepaladino8632
@lenorepaladino8632 2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking!
@memoirsofaskeptic8377
@memoirsofaskeptic8377 2 жыл бұрын
More like your nightmares.
@joemkdd
@joemkdd 2 жыл бұрын
@hereisthefullclip hell yeah, thanks man
@ha_des
@ha_des 2 жыл бұрын
@@memoirsofaskeptic8377 nah my nightmare are way worst mostly bc they're so scenarized and realistic
@ZeranZeran
@ZeranZeran Жыл бұрын
12:20 I'm honestly very curious about what caused the chat AI / Chat bot to start saying things like this. It seems like it took a plot point about the mother.. and something being under a tree, and just took it to nonsense. I love it.
@Neltu3
@Neltu3 2 жыл бұрын
The home alone script is horrifying, but the scariest part is that kurtis doesn't own floss
@pap-fr
@pap-fr Жыл бұрын
He probably uses floss picks
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 жыл бұрын
Here I thought Jarvis writing an AI Script for Animated Story was the peak of AI content.. Now Kurtis gets to carry on the Torch and have another AI write his own Christmas Animated Story.
@arohamumberry7324
@arohamumberry7324 2 жыл бұрын
So many BOTS
@janiceandthomas
@janiceandthomas 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, Drew Gooden also wrote a KZbin video using AI
@star6teen
@star6teen 2 жыл бұрын
can someone send a link of that jarvis video? i cant seem to find it
@poliandr1432
@poliandr1432 2 жыл бұрын
@@arohamumberry7324 they've comed to appreciate the AI generated content
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