"Homeless For The Holidays" is an Infuriating Christmas Movie

[@kurtisconner]

WE HIT THE GOAL BUT LET’S SEE HOW MUCH MORE WE CAN RAISE!!

[@only1dweezy]

I'm broke 😔

[@sierraa4227]

YE YE

[@agatarohackova3578]

YAYYYY

[@liss4069]

period

[@redstone2065]

Hey

[@raisinbrancerealofficial]

For those who aren't familiar with yugio terminology, "fuck this movie" implies that Kurtis is not enjoying the film

[@Emu19]

Thank you so much I was so confused! ❤️

[@likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008]

This needs more likes

[@got7slyrics127]

when kurtis said “fuck this movie” you knowwww he’s not enjoying it

[@whiteline4157]

What do you mean ? he literally mean it. It didn't have anything to do with Yugioh No don't woooosh me pls

[@meghanhixon3241]

@@whiteline4157 didn't he mention Yu-Gi-Oh tho

[@chelseayougot4958]

“You just got Christian’d” and then throws up two middle fingers. Lol.

[@depressedpotato7186]

this why we love him. hail satan

[@avvarhil]

I’m sorry, did you mean: The Crusades

[@lunapragma]

@@depressedpotato7186 had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@00imz]

Christians don’t swear👿🤬🤬👆

[@threebeanzinatux2596]

@@00imz idk if you're joking or not💀💀😂

[@actingislife100]

The most realistic part about this movie is people being shitty for no reason while you are working in customer service.

[@riymeep6708]

I remember when I was at McDonalds with my dad, and the guy in front of us kept on getting mad because he didn't get his free cookie or something like that. He was so unnecessarily rude about. The cashier told us how someone else got mad at her because she spoke spanish a little

[@Gxetchxn]

Use to work at subway and this guy wanted a free sub and I said we couldn’t and I kid you not he tried to fight me and I was jus like wtf dude

[@HipDanni]

Boomers be the worst ones

[@PyroWolfofEarth]

Oh yea. Litetally the most realistic. People are so rude to people working in food service for no reason.

[@NaomiDollxoxo]

Boy can I agree. I'd like to like this over and over LOL I have a housekeeping business and people already treat housekeepers like crap(not all but more than you'd think) so imagine how they are when calling about housekeeping. The shit I hear is Mind blowing. People dehumanize housekeepers left and right, get weirdly sexual towards them, and pissed for charging reasonable pricing for cleaning. If your housekeeper is letting you go as a client, good chance you're a dick.

[@incendiarymoth]

The manager making Jack cashier and then just standing next to him telling him he's doing it wrong is such a manager thing to do, the most realistic part of the movie

[@anynonymous1585]

"Hey can you man this register real quick while I go to the bathroom" "Yeah sure" ... "are you gonna go to the bathroo-" *"You're not doing good enough."*

[@sarahzampella223]

i think my life goal is to become a terrible actress in movies like this just so i can see myself in a kurtis connor video

[@abic9048]

Genius

[@turgburg4890]

I'd watch the movie

[@sadiedirden5690]

YOUR PFP ROB IN A CHRISTMAS SWEATER HAUNTS ME

[@tophatcat9996]

All citizens of Kurtis Town need to come together and make a terrible movie so he can review it and then we'll all be in a video :o

[@sadiedirden5690]

@@tophatcat9996 WE CAN MAKE A FANFICTION MOVIE ABOUT HIM

[@carbonearts9955]

that was the cleanest and most suburban white people homeless camp ive ever seen.

[@anyalaASMR]

glamping😩🤚🏼

[@5am_nightmares]

Omg yes

[@ConSepTg]

You’re nuts. When I was homeless I bought a brand new tent and went to a nice park with all of the other poors with brand new tents. This movie totally tracks

[@baototta]

Love you pfp

[@bananerr]

@@ConSepTg is this satire? (No hate)

[@medicalgirl3]

"Jesus made his family homeless as a baby" is so goddamn funny to me

[@angelabazan4978]

Never thought of that before 🤣🤣🤣

[@multijxde1855]

PLEASEEE😭

[@ipurpleyou6234]

_Time stamp please-_

[@TheMisanthropist69]

It's funny, but also not true. They still had a home, they just weren't at it at the time. Which hurts the character's point and arguably makes it even funnier lol

[@hannahleslieh]

As a Christian I was so confused

[@troylazarus4102]

I'll give you a bit of the inside scoop on this film. It was written, directed, and produced by the director who also played the mean guy in the bathroom who shoved paper towel down the neck of Jack's penguin costume. He and his wife also did the casting. The director also edited the film... The casting was mostly done through cattle calls in NE Indiana. There was not a lot of direction going on during filming so that's the only defense I can give to a lot of the bad acting in the film. Nothing like "project," or "try that differently..." There weren't a lot of takes on the film either... meaning, each scene was only shot a few times...sometimes only 2-3 takes. I believe the budget was something like $10,000. The members of the cast were only given the scenes they were in. We knew zero about the film other than what we'd read in auditions and the scenes we appeared in. So there was no context given to anything we were doing. None of the actors were paid. Not even the leads. The leads were given... I think 2-3% of the proceeds of the film? Something like that. None of the supporting cast or extra were paid anything. They didn't even cater food during filming. Being on set wasn't much different than being in a community theatre production - except there wasn't any rehearsals. I've done a lot of theatre, playing leads and large supporting roles, and was extremely disappointed in my own performance. But again, we weren't getting much direction so none of us really had any idea we sounded or looked that bad. Wardrobe... came from our own closets...there was no costume department. There was very little to no make-up done. Props were off the cuff...no prop dept. So, again, 10K budget... very little direction... And an interesting tid bit... the mean mom and the fighting kids at the restaurant were actually the wife and kids of the actor who played Wesley. So... there's the dirt.

[@Urmom-jv9ec]

This was... enlightening

[@ninaolson9435]

what was your part?

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

Yo who did you play

[@princessofhell4639]

Who did you play

[@hamclamcamp]

I need to know who you played

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

I’d argue the son is the best actor. He’s had to develop complete apathy to survive in this crazy family

[@superstellarhere]

Apathy to kind of match everyone else's complete lack of empathy

[@emilyjoye4602]

Memento mori

[@superstellarhere]

@@emilyjoye4602 that's dark but accurate

[@nitzmilky7246]

[DELETED CHANNNEL] MEMENTO MORI.

[@McBehrer]

UNUS UNUS UNUS UNUS

[@orgasmicchickennugget1727]

“If Santa ain’t bringing you a purse he’s bringing you a curse”-Kurtis Conner, 2020

[@thecoleopterist]

Bars!

[@afellowturtle2119]

That was fire

[@meghanhixon3241]

Legit read this as he said it

[@goldenglove99]

why would the MARKETING GUY be blamed for a packaging error anyways? that makes no sense??

[@harperfilipowicz4922]

ACTUALLY-

[@lordyudi1904]

I was questioning it the whole time too!

[@nobetawedielikemysanity]

Don't you guys know Christmas movies don't care about logistics all it cares about is showing that ✨Christmas is the best holiday ✨

[@lilj3045]

@@nobetawedielikemysanity well it still fails because HALLOWEEN IS SUPERIOR

[@miraera327]

the marketing people design the labels

[@constonks]

Absolutely love the "Joseph and Mary were homeless" thing this plot hinges on given that they were just... travelling? They had a home???? But who am I to question such an *Unusual Santa*?

[@Manigeitora]

Yeah, poverty as we see it now didn't really exist in the times of Jesus, because the world wasn't industrialized yet. Joseph was a carpenter, so he likely built their home and offered his services to others to barter for other goods and services, and carpentry certainly wasn't in low demand at the time. Lots of people had their own small farms and/or gardens and rarely needed to purchase or barter for basic needs such as food, shelter, and water. Sure, they were poor by today's standards, but anyone other than the richest people in the Roman Empire were poor by today's standards. There is even a line of scripture that states that even though he *was* rich, Jesus *chose* to be poor to show people the virtue of poverty: "For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though He was rich, yet for your sake He became poor, so that you through His poverty might become rich." 2 Corinthians 8:9

[@BaphometGaming69]

@@Manigeitora Jesus was pretty based tbh

[@genericname2747]

I want a Christmas movie about a couple desperately trying to find a hotel at Christmas. That'd be more accurate to Joseph and Mary's struggle.

[@RangersGirlJackie99]

I think a lot of people misunderstand what is meant by "Joseph and Mary were homeless." I could be wrong, but I don't think anyone actually believes they were in Bethlehem to begin with because they were homeless, since Luke pretty explicitly states that they were there for an Imperial Census; rather, they were homeless when fleeing Herod, from Bethlehem to Egypt -- i.e. they were quite literally homeless refugees.

[@emilyb.8219]

@@genericname2747 there's a Christmas episode of Suite Life of Zack and Cody where that happens lol, and the woman is pregnant and gives birth at the Tipton

[@elizabethnaas1785]

This kids dad acts more like a child than he does.

[@SnoppleWopple]

Facts

[@C0sm3t]

you say that like that’s not a pretty common thing that happens irl

[@emmanuelrubio2535]

The characters are written that way on purpose.

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@kingmankingboy8743 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKjRlHSHqtefp80

[@bettyravioli7334]

yess jacksfilms :)

[@shelsmtz]

"Mom can we get Adam Sandler?" "We have Adam Sandler at home." Adam Sandler at home:

[@shelsmtz]

fuck i commented before I got to the yu-gi-oh joke 😔

[@lowkey.x5855]

@@shelsmtz yours is a killer joke tho lmaoo

[@riverdaisy4215]

To be fair they’re both the same amount of funny

[@lilylarson1474]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@idiotsandwich1045]

Bruh, what do you mean Oh, he's NOT Adam Sandler?

[@allykaman9340]

idk why but "DO NOW INHALE FUMES" is the funniest fucking shit to me

[@me0w_grav3s]

Do it *NOW* I dare you

[@rohanimations]

Hahahaha that would be the perfect senior quote.

[@selenarivas436]

When i was homeless i would literally sleep in a park, get harrassed by other homeless people walking by, keep all of my stuff in a shopping cart next to me while i slept, had to sleep on the concrete sometimes because of the sprinklers, and hid my blankets and pillows on a roof to make sure they wouldn't get taken and i didn't have to keep them w me all day, I'd get teased and laughed at, pictures taken of me, people recording themselves giving me a dollar, food thrown at me, all kinds of shit, i can't believe how its portrayed here

[@annbhatt4949]

So sorry to hear that! I hope the situation is better now

[@selenarivas436]

@@annbhatt4949 oh most def I live with my best friend and his girlfriend, who has became a best friend as well, and her daughter, I also have a job and am handling my legal issues and am going to be starting school this year, I am also sober off of everything and have been since August 2021. Thank you for the kind words (:

[@annbhatt4949]

@@selenarivas436 aww that’s so good to hear! I’m so happy and proud of you for your resilience as well :)

[@cozycasasmr4510]

I hope your are still doing well!

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@selenarivas436 hell yeah, I hope you're doing well!

[@chocolatedoughnut1305]

This movie is just rich people imagining what being poor is like and getting it completely wrong

[@notfunnyok1066]

amen to that

[@dovekillz]

truly

[@f1zz-k1d89]

no cable? damn.... we’re impoverished, can you tell? 😣😔😢

[@katiecarr5463]

Fr

[@manboy4720]

"so poor people like eating rats, right?"

[@tzwch6490]

the movie was like 'if youre homeless just buy a house

[@MegaraTheUnwise]

If you’re depressed, just stop

[@connorbeith3232]

If you have an eating disorder, just stop eating.

[@augustine868]

If you’re straight, just like the same sex.

[@nightmarexd6253]

its that simple ugh

[@redd_orsmthn]

if you're dying, *S T O P*

[@thebreakfastmenu]

Fast food employees being treated like garbage is the most realistic part of this movie.

[@noaweiss9092]

@Wesslyn Peckoner ok 👍

[@marsedacai3257]

ok 👍

[@demimiku]

factssss

[@noaweiss9092]

@@demimiku ok 👍

[@noaweiss9092]

@@marsedacai3257 ok 👍

[@Manigeitora]

Fun fact: That whole "work for free for a week" part is actually, uh, *very illegal* (in the US, at least). Unless you are doing an internship through an accredited university or trade school program, or volunteering for a nonprofit, companies are *required by law* to pay you at least minimum wage. And even in unpaid internships, companies have to be *very* careful about what work you do - basically, if you are providing anything of value to the company (such as designing a shirt, flipping a burger, or yes, even tendering payment from a customer), then you *must* be financially compensated for it. The department of labor has very strict rules about what constitutes an internship vs. employment. This is also why many companies in the US have stopped doing unpaid internships - in *2015 alone,* Warner Music paid out 4.2 million dollars, NBC paid out 6.4 million dollars, and Viacom paid out 7.2 million dollars due to lawsuits involving unpaid internships. As a Smart, Professional Hardworking Bad Dad and Business Guy, Jack should fucking know this. In fact, he could have stood to make a fair bit of money trying to get people to work for free and then suing the burger joint. Homeless for the Holidays? More like Class Action Christmas, baby!

[@Stoshasaurusrex]

Class Action Christmas has a nice ring to it lol. Thanks for the law enlightenment ✨

[@redvelvetunderground]

restaurants still do this kind of shit, they're called "stages". i once worked for free at a restaurant for a month on the promise of later employment like a jackass bc i was naive and thought it would make me look good to the prospective employer, who fired me immediately after that month for being 10 minutes late. it's illegal but the way labor is treated in the US and neoliberal capitalism as a whole, this kind of stuff happens regularly in many industries, especially food service.

[@jobah619]

That’s not a bad idea for a movie name. Maybe an attorney sues Santa for all the breaking and entering he’s been doing.

[@reannei7443]

Listen, I know that boy has no emotion, but his expression after telling his dad about wealth inequality and his dad completely missing the point is a mood

[@paxtongray3462]

The kid was pushing better morals lmao

[@nqrtzy8765]

He’s just sitting there like -_-

[@angel-gu8co]

ikr 😭

[@aviewer4274]

1000th like

[@abdelwahabnassim6281]

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[@julianmartinez946]

High School Essay: "Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more." Grad school esssy: "Jack questioned, for the first time ever, whether the glittery splendor of North American consumerism was really enough to fill a holiday with a genuine sense of joy.

[@valeriaruiz3554]

LMAOO

[@melissataylor881]

This is the best comment 😂

[@パリ真珠]

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[@FootlessJo]

As someone who was deeply invovled in the church for 20+ years, I can confirm that movies are, indeed, either Christian or normal.

[@sixelakeller5377]

Christian movies are basically their own genre

[@homeiswonderland]

Hey, Jo, didn't expect to see you here! KZbin's funny.

[@IndyMuttProductions]

:/

[@bluckamey]

And that's on Sunday school musical

[@Themuffledsirens]

Exactly

[@xoshanland]

Every sentence Jack says has the same cadence as the fucking “I’m not at the beach, THIS IS A BATHTUB” guy

[@ericabluth8747]

they kind a look the same to lol

[@hoettest]

lmao why is that true 🤣

[@pissapocalypse]

I wouldn't be surprised if they were the same guy lol

[@XoxBabykuyXox]

Wait a minute... Did Santa’s curse cause the misprint and did he intend for this whole elaborate plot to happen... meaning that he knowingly HOSPITALIZED 200 PEOPLE just to teach ONE person to be more generous

[@Therealmichaelceraoffical]

I’m 4 minutes in to the video ADN OFKNFIFIFBUGH 200 PPLE

[@nevermore4455]

...shhhh

[@3llevate]

@@nevermore4455 😂😂😂😂

[@3llevate]

Yes it's a VERY well thought out script written by Chistians............

[@3llevate]

@Jason Edenburg = our blind faith has no explanation so we stopped asking questions

[@GloryInWonderland]

To speak in Yugioh Terms: The writer for this movie hates his wife.

[@weewooweewoo906]

wait fr

[@AS-yo2uy]

can you please expand?!

[@GloryInWonderland]

@@AS-yo2uy She’s just like the worst character. 😂 He really said wives can’t work or be like-able in anyway. 😂

[@chrism45]

@@GloryInWonderland I was wondering who wrote that wife character. Then it turned into a Christian movie so I understand.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Doesn’t sound like very Yugioh behavior

[@anniem251]

You’re telling me the dad from ‘homeless Christmas’ ISN’T a slightly distorted Adam Sandler

[@liahamilton8931]

No he’s gotta be

[@still_functional]

i straight up just thought he was adam sandler and kurtis forgot to mention lol

[@liahamilton8931]

@@still_functional even Adam Sandler couldn’t come up with a movie this awful😂

[@ddjsoyenby]

i'm shooked too.

[@Lilyjem39]

Wait I thought that was Adam Sandler what lmao? Edit: saw this before the yu-gi-oh joke lol

[@blandpotato545]

I like how jack actually donated money instead of just walking away like some people would be he gets cursed still lmao

[@BaphometGaming69]

“Should’ve read Matthew 19:21, bitch!”

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

What about all the people who just don't carry cash? Does Santa take credit cards, or are they all cursed, too? And what if you don't have the money to give in the first place?

[@genericname2747]

@@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger "Sorry, I can't donate because I just gave my cash to another charity. Merry Christmas" "I'm going to ruin your life, hohoho"

[@psychicbyinternet]

Why don't they curse the people who not only don't give money but also think they have the right to say rude shit to people asking for donations? Or curse all the rude people in that restaurant treating the main character like shit? Or that shitty manager? I would watch with popcorn.

[@sylvie9562]

“all the good toys are in stock 😼” “😐”

[@liana2233]

honestly, work

[@ATaulKCTCS]

So. I relate to your profile pic on a deep level. Have a good day.

[@byulharangforlife]

Omg i love your profile :)))) sylvie

[@liana2233]

ACE RIGHTS

[@sylvie9562]

wow thx guys :D

[@natekelly2704]

This movie is basically just rich people imagining how poor people live.

[@wolfeevi]

woah yeah

[@oiomgaming8130]

copier? because choclate doughnot commented this 8 hours before you saying "This movie is just rich people imagining what being poor is like and getting it completely wrong " (by the way I asked if they copied, if you can't see the ? at the end)

[@natekelly2704]

@@oiomgaming8130 I didn't see that comment, but ok.

[@oiomgaming8130]

@@JulSherlockWell i said copier? with a question mark, asking if they copied.

[@gravikiran]

p r e a c h

[@ananyabhatt6953]

wow, there’s actually people that don’t get an extra greeting. what a sad, sad life

[@kimiaasmr]

what a tragic life that must be,,

[@tommymarco]

it's a cruel cruel world

[@mandyhuey5810]

Greetingless for the Holidays

[@bezka3545]

I'll live

[@oi7305]

@@bezka3545 you say that now

[@mrviking2mcall212]

“They might not even be able to afford CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!” Screw food, heating, housing, medicine, etc. they need some Tickle Me Elmos.

[@gasterthemaster6490]

This reminded me of that video of a guy beating the shit out of a Tickle Me Elmo with an hammer.

[@zakosist]

But its understandable coming from a child that has never experienced lacking basic needs, his parents purposefully try to shelter him from knowing real hardship, and his focus is on things that bring him joy in his life. At least he shows compassion. The adults should know better

[@SpecialBlanket]

He's a child.

[@Quinn-he3vn]

Same energy as people changing the story of Ebenezer Scrooge. Originally, his employee's child died of illness because Scrooge refused to pay them with the money they needed to treat it. Nowadays, the terrible consequence is the poor kid didn't get a Christmas present

[@daftoptimist]

To be fair, this is a little kid speaking.

[@sunnysside6709]

*you’ll never be homeless if you live in kurtistown*

[@thecoleopterist]

Because the mayor here takes care of us.

[@veeeter8402]

kurtistown has free healthcare

[@monkey-choppa2751]

We live in a communist nation. Love you comrades, happy holidays

[@Chiprat]

Joe cool YES COMRADE

[@josofina]

please pin this kurtis

[@mnday7884]

“chicken boobs! chicken boobs! chicken boobs!” this felt like a fever dream

[@hughjass2833]

just noticed the background for that skit was four seasons landscaping from rudy’s little press conference

[@arthurwkm]

ah yes, chickens, my favorite mammals

[@lucieperchellet]

@@arthurwkm playing 20 questions with people who think chickens are birds is sooooo frustrating 😢

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

not kidding here, until I scrolled down to the comments, I almost forgot that chickens were not mammals thanks to that one skit lmao

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

@@lucieperchelletwhat???? chickens are absolutely birds??? what are you on about???

[@serafinamartinez3853]

Hearing the script was written in three weeks has the same energy as Jake Paul saying he made a song in 24 hours. Its not the flex people think it is.

[@ashtheskelton1901]

Yeah, even crappy writing takes some time, but this movies writing is just horrible

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Keep in mind that some people have absolutely made great or even funny songs in 24 hours or less. The difference between them and Jake Paul is that the people who write these good songs in a day know what they're doing. Excellent script writers can write a decent script in 3 weeks. Maybe it won't be the best movie script ever written, but it'll be good. If you hire a bunch of no-skill writers who don't understand jackshit about poverty, homelessness, or the work force, of course the script will end up being horrible. 3 weeks, months, or even YEARS wouldn't help that.

[@novemberiscoolithink]

The script for a horror exclusive named Host was written in two weeks and was still rather fun and enjoyable.

[@agent_sus3273]

It is when you’re only given three days to write a script and one of those days has to be for recording :)

[@myname4577]

It’s not even the fact that that’s a short time, I mean there’s top hits that have been written in less then an hour and genuine short films that have been written and produced in weeks but it’s just like… you got THAT quality… after THAT long of a time..

[@agent_sus3273]

3:19 Is nobody else concerned that this Santa literally cursed someone (and by association, their entire FAMILY) to be homeless because that person didn’t donate ‘enough money’? I mean, how did the Santa even know it was being selfish? What if the guy didn’t have a lot of cash money on him? What if he had already donated to a different charity and didn’t have a lot left over? What if he was poor and didn’t have a lot of money to spare??

[@Manigeitora]

Not to mention, people in Santa costumes would not be collecting money for a church. Santa Claus is an American recontextualization of an old European legend that's based *very loosely* on a real Bishop from the third century AD. People in Santa costumes almost exclusively raise money for The Salvation Army and similar nonprofits. In my experience at least, churches rarely send people out to collect donations unless they're doing a food drive - and that money's for the food, not for the church. They get plenty of money from the weekly donations from their members. Now, if they showed him being stingy with the collection plate at church every Sunday, that would make a lot more sense, and also remove the inconsistency of someone in a Santa suit being out in fucking September.

[@Remalakaeirhnh__.]

THIS

[@psychicbyinternet]

Yeah that happened to me a few weeks ago because I was approached by two people asking for money which is very rare in my town so I gave one homeless person $10 and the other person I only gave maybe $1-2 in change because I was almost out of cash.

[@tricksfollies9549]

This bothered me a lot too. Like, you don’t know this person’s life or income? He doesn’t have to donate if he doesn’t want to.

[@agent_sus3273]

@@tricksfollies9549 Exactly.

[@ezranian]

Tfw your skin product says “DO NOW INHALE FUMES” and you’re like “oh okay”

[@mynamo12]

Product: Spread a small drop evenly on the face. Do not rinse off. Keep away from children. People: Hrhrhrhrhr I guess I’ll just follow the “DO NOW INHALE FUMES” in big, red letters at the front of the package instead.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

I mean, it’s a skin care product. It’s supposed to go on your skin. If it produces fumes that would be harmful to inhale, it shouldn’t be going on skin in the first place. If I saw a skin care product with a “do not inhale fumes” label, I would not buy that. I would not put that on my skin.

[@chadl6934]

When dad doesn't understand distribution of wealth: 😐

[@queer-ios3155]

"I thought you had a PhD dad..." 🗿

[@p0q108]

Time Allen grunt sound effect

[@billnyesmassivethighs3847]

Kinda cringe ngl…😐

[@Nitrolord]

@@p0q108 Bow before Allen, the Supreme Lord of Time.

[@ragak8399]

The worst part is that they act like homelessness is some fictional concept and not something that real people deal with.

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

Or if you're homeless it's just like a long camping trip. This movie is so hopelessly tone-deaf.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

It’s a Christian movie. They aren’t really all that interested in understanding things. 😂

[@moneyhearts]

@@beanieguitarguy4070 i feel like Christians would understand this more since they are more humane

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

@@moneyhearts “More humane” compared to who else, exactly? Christians believe it’s morally acceptable for people to tortured for all eternity if they don’t believe in their God.

[@glidertrio4466]

@@beanieguitarguy4070 not all Christians think like that

[@spiderwe8s]

I love it when you think you're watching a normal movie but in the last 5 minutes it swerves hard into being a Christian movie. A few years ago I watched this movie about a couple getting tortured at a shady motel. It was your average shitty horror movie until the couple escaped the motel where they met Jesus fucking Christ himself who told them they died in a car crash, and that the motel was actually Hell, and they were sent there because the woman had an abortion earlier that year.

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

what was the name of this movie? it sounds terrible and I need to see it immediately

[@spiderwe8s]

@@gideongivesharrowboners For the life of me, I cannot remember what it's called, and just can't seem to find it no matter how I search. That said, _The Frozen_ (2012) is another awful Christian horror movie with a similar premise to the aforementioned _Vacancy_ knockoff.

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

@@spiderwe8s now I have to watch all shitty horror-turned-Christian movies

[@joutatheegg]

That last part caught me off guard oml

[@memeyartist5591]

LMAO WTF, of course a shitty pro life christian would think that's okay

[@AD-lb8xs]

Jack literally has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen, this movie is a perfect example of how out of touch wealthy people are w reality

[@hannah-v4l]

i keeps thinking jack is the kid

[@dingodog711]

@@hannah-v4l ay fellow LGBTQ never!

[@sheevinopalpatino4782]

I'd punch you

[@MK-wv7ht]

@@sheevinopalpatino4782 are you ok ryan

[@sheevinopalpatino4782]

@@MK-wv7ht she called a fella's face punchable, I say er's is punchable.

[@alexochoa6949]

Jack sounds like the “this isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub” guy

[@logiic116]

Holy shit, he does

[@30catsinacardigan22]

oh my god

[@mayettevillamero777]

even looks like him

[@TheDan969]

@@mayettevillamero777 hmmmmmmm

[@michaelmaddox7180]

I’m the thousandth likeeeee

[@stevie2.0]

Super realistic that a bunch of homeless ppl own expensive tents and left to live peacefully and aren’t being constantly harassed by law enforcement and businesses

[@trovellcornell9196]

Uh yea. Ever heard of plot hol- i mean realisim?

[@selenarivas436]

Never once when i was homeless did i ever feel at peace, constant look over my shoulder to make sure a manager or cop or someone was coming to tell me to gtfo their property while i wasnt even doing anything or was genuinely buying something at the store

[@dannyblantom5243]

Plus rich ppl paying actual money so homeless people can't sleep on benches and under bridges

[@deadlikedisco4726]

And the fact that there's never any needles laying around, or psychos making it hell and really dangerous for children. You know, realism.

[@dungeontsar7749]

@@deadlikedisco4726 you seem like your fun at parties

[@eviehowlett2535]

“Movies are either Christian or normal.” Then what on earth is Gooby?

[@strayiggytv]

I still want a tee shirt with the quote from how did this get made "What is the nature of a gooby?" On it.

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

Christian obviously

[@lavender2727]

normal, it’s the type of movie I watch all the time

[@ZX3000GT1]

Art

[@Joa7_7]

The three genders Normal, Christian and Gooby

[@Gossamaggs]

The ending of this movie is so messed up in that the main character, whose name I already forgot, becomes homeless as some sort of punishment for a flaw, and then once he redeems himself, everything works out for him. It's like "all homeless people are just bad people, and that's why they're homeless. If they just tried to change and become good like *the rest of us*, then all their problems would be magically solved! clearly they just dont WANT to change."

[@ej6975]

Exactly!! So many homeless people are homeless for reasons completely outside of their control! A lot of times there’s nothing they can do, and it’s certainly not a punishment or something they can fix by just bEiNg bEtTeR pEoPlE. I didn’t even think about that but you’re so right

[@officert5147]

Yeah that straight up just sounds like those jackass rich people who think poor people just need to "work harder" smfh

[@ej6975]

@@officert5147 serving me very much “if you’re homeless, just buy a house ❤️” vibes

[@officert5147]

@@ej6975 deadass. Imagine being that out of touch 🤢

[@GiuliaBlack394]

i knew i was bothered by this movie but i couldn't put my finger on exactly why... thank you for this comment

[@muselove7127]

As someone who may or may not become homeless for the holidays and way longer, and has been homeless before, this movie infuriates me. Especially during December. All those movies and TV shows were homeless people get killed and kidnapped by serial killers and weirdoes, happens all the time. That homeless camp in the movie was a disgusting comparison, and looked more like a regular camp. Everyone was clean and moving around like they were horribly depressed or riddled with anxiety and fear.

[@jadentippeconnie4204]

Happy holidays, love. I really hope things work out well for you!

[@oh-ohstinky5819]

homeless or not, you can still enjoy Christmas like everyone else:) i hope things will be better for you, but it takes time, so wish you luck!

[@izzytepe]

If you religiously celebrate Christmas, I just wanted to say that God will take you in his hands, and no matter what, He knows that you're going to be okay in the long run. If you're not religious, I've been in your situation before, and just know that even if you stay homeless for the rest of your life, every day is better than the last in one way or another.

[@danny_404]

Hey I hope that you get better, I know it’s easier said then done but keep your head up. Much love from me

[@katielively9107]

Much love to you babe. Hang in there and we care about you a lot here in Kurtistown!!!! 💕💕💕💕

[@carr0tkake]

Mad respect to that kid for trying to radicalize his dad

[@ourkinginyellow]

As a leftist white boi w a busy business dad, our lil comrade most likely, is sadly wasting his breath...

[@grayblethenerd]

Finally, a proper representation of Gen Z in a film.

[@sarah-annekennedy4299]

He a busy business boy. He’s to bUsY

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@grayblethenerd it's both amazing and sad how much more aware we are abt this stuff

[@thisisyouralterlife3785]

@@ourkinginyellow i feel like you say racial slurs when no ones around

[@leix7]

This movie went from based to cringe so quickly 😭😭 I almost thought it was going to be anti-capitalist but it was just "if ur homeless just pray lol"

[@meandmelol]

As someone who's been homeless, yeah it's really not like going camping. Sleeping on a bunch of stramge couches as a 10 year old was fucked rather than fun ya know

[@canteatgrapefruit]

@Natascia Dores I really can't tell if your comment was satirical...

[@Scriblyn]

@Natascia Dores please tell me you're joking

[@geronimostiltonlover421]

@@canteatgrapefruit HAHAHSHH NO IT TOTALLY WAS

[@geronimostiltonlover421]

@@Scriblyn LMFAOO I AM I SWEAR

[@Scriblyn]

@@geronimostiltonlover421 well in that case that was pretty funny

[@elizabethturner8434]

“Huh he looks like Adam Sandler.” Kurtis: “SO HE LOOKS LIKE ADAM SANDLER’S UNLIKEABLE QUALITIES

[@billiebossanova8095]

Right like when I saw the guy I was like wow he’s almost like Adam Sandler’s brother and then Kurtis said Adam Sandler and I was like YES 😂😂😂😂

[@maryamnadeem7644]

I'd say he kinda looks like a mixture of Adam Sandler and set meyers but add Andy Samberg to the mix too

[@queer_dreams_of_soothing_r9641]

As someone whose lived through homelessness for three years. I am legitimately offended by the portrayal of being unhoused. Like, it’s not a playful romp through a tent city in a park. My experience was getting mild hypothermia from sleeping in my car and bathing at truck stops before school. It wasn’t fun. And so many people fight homelessness all the fucking time and it really pisses me off.

[@YahYahPlugz]

Same for 2 years. I hate how ppl fantasize homelessness. It gives me nasty shivers. Worst moments of my life.

[@queer_dreams_of_soothing_r9641]

@SirBearingtonOfLondon thank you. Me and my partner are doing much better recently.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

also, really fucking hate the way this movie uses homelessness as a punishment? it's like, "well maybe if he wasn't such a shit dude, Santa wouldn't have cursed him and he wouldn't be homeless!" which implies that homelessness is deserved and those who don't have a place to live are in that situation because they're bad people and dude, *FUCK THAT.* FUCK THAT SO MUCH OH MY GOD

[@hihigh6814]

i was homeless for a few years as well and it sucks so fucking much.

[@llusygg34]

I agree but I haven’t been through it myself. People make it look so different than it is

[@moopledoopy]

What I really don't understand is how at 3:20 He's cursed for not giving enough money, when he's clearly giving, like, a pretty generous amount. Those are clearly quarters, I hate to be a pessimist for the holidays but that's certainly more then most people donate to charity santas. They clearly want him to be a scrooge-like character so it makes no sense for him to donate money at all.

[@emmalouisesrensen311]

Your hair doesn’t even look like a mullet anymore, it’s hobbit hair now

[@molls127]

frodo

[@emmalouisesrensen311]

@@molls127 exactly

[@carol.mp4]

moll. Kurtis Baggins

[@jinglefart]

HOLY CRAP HE’S A HOBBIT

[@FireBird826]

hairstyle of a greek youth

[@ThePinkHamster190]

The way that my 11 year old brother’s avatar fan fiction has more continuity than this script I-

[@ahu9150]

can i get a link 🤠

[@ThePinkHamster190]

@@ahu9150 he didn’t publish but it’s basically about the avatar characters going to high school and builds up to jet and ozai both going to jail ??? idk

[@anniecahill3909]

Please notify me when he publises it, where I can find it, and if supports zutara

[@femcelfootjob]

well you cant say that and not link the fanfic

[@anniecahill3909]

Let us know when it drops on watt pad

[@ellisowers6157]

The misprint could have said “internal use only” instead of “external use only” and that would have made 10000 times more sense. Such bad writing lol

[@kaywee4200]

I agree

[@quality17]

*DO nOW InHaLe*

[@damianmroczny]

this comment alone is smarter than the whole plot of the movie

[@redspartan6567]

@@quality17 yeah like wtf who reads "do now inhale" on a product that was made in their country so you know is not a translation issue and is like "yeah seems legit"

[@annas8947]

Now for internal use

[@creditsunknown7974]

Holiday for the homeless: Nice, calming, shows charity to those less fortunate than us Honeless for the holidays: *a threat*

[@fayfalc21]

can you believe some people don't get extra greetings? what a sad life 😔

[@katezito7692]

ikr!

[@elizabethgenevieve4006]

ikr! how tragic

[@castielshoe]

ikr

[@Rain-np7tk]

So sad

[@Oh-tb2np]

):

[@emilyvivian2852]

“movies are christian or normal” as a christian........this is true

[@sarahnonye9556]

Yep that’s true 👍

[@emilyvivian2852]

@@sarahnonye9556 that’s just how it be 😔

[@justsomeguy8029]

They do be like that tho

[@emilyvivian2852]

@@justsomeguy8029 they really do 😔✌🏼

[@keren6858]

I know right omg

[@catherine34smile]

How does literally EVERYONE hate the main character? Actually, looking at his decision making... I hate him too.

[@fishsticks3701]

even the wife and kids hate him

[@astra5091]

Bruh I *hate* the main character

[@Shrekrules471]

The fact that Rocky’s script was written in 3 days, and this movie’s script was made in 3 weeks, is crazy.

[@judebalderson3973]

oh shit my family has got a physical copy of this garbage in our house, so weird to have someone else acknowledge its existence

[@gee2541]

wait I’m curious do they genuinely enjoy the movie lol

[@judebalderson3973]

@@gee2541 the parentals thought it "had a nice message"

[@gee2541]

@@judebalderson3973 that’s hilarious 😆 must have been so strange to see that kurtis reviewed it (out of all the terrible Christmas movies)

[@zerofox641]

Where did they even find a physical copy? A gas station bargain bin?

[@BourdeoixEterno]

@@zerofox641 lmaoo

[@Morganne]

I already am infuriated at this movie just by the title lol

[@ari1758]

Same 😂

[@assmilk9674]

why do you have 108k subscribers

[@elguapo2580]

@@assmilk9674 why don’t you

[@assmilk9674]

@@elguapo2580 because i don’t post anything?

[@nityaaaaaaa-l8i]

Ugh same

[@rhodandukwe3845]

“all the good toys are still in stock!!!” “😐”

[@noahniedinger4160]

I agree

[@UjjwalAgarwalIITD]

Kid: Dad, the wealth inequality has substantially increased since the neoliberal policies were placed. Also, due to regular economy crash and lack of labour laws, one can't even be certain that certain if he can keep his job and put food on the table. Dad: Yeah... but you know what that means? We must distract ourselves with consumerism as long as we can.

[@analiasuarez40]

moral of the story: Dont trust a random santa in September

[@tearsofboredom7956]

He might just be God

[@savannahs.5874]

Yeah, how DARE you donate change? Shame.

[@hbase5186]

An U N U S U A L santa

[@Superstar5_]

I love how they glorify homelessness, like it’s not a real issue that people go through.

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

True, this movie seems to gentrify homelessness, and makes it seems like it's just a minor inconvenience to have to misplace and abandon all your stuff and live on the streets. I saw someone earlier make a point about how this movie just feels like super mega rich people who've been super mega rich and sheltered their entire lives tried to imagine what being homeless is like

[@ericabluth8747]

@@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 i used to be homeless we don’t really get offended by movies haha it’s cool

[@atmywhitson]

@@ericabluth8747 Truth. I was "houseless" for 2yrs. I've got a home now, but I still really struggle with bills and stuff I guess that's why I don't get offended by much Too stressed out and busy to be.

[@obamajuicy9968]

true dat

[@πέος-π3δ]

you love that? really thats what you love?

[@exacto0]

me: this dude looks like adam sandler kurtis: i know dude, heres your acknowledgement

[@Yakal001]

That is exactly how I felt lol

[@rhiannonfoss]

i literally commented "this guy looks like adam sandler and matt leblanc" and then he made the yu gi oh joke lol I was legit scared

[@ceoofbananaco.9960]

haha you looked

[@vetreas366]

Every time he's in a scene my mind says "ah look it's Adam Sandl-" then my eyes adjust and the disappointment comes.

[@noone3216]

What's more surprising is going to your grandma's house and opening the butter cookies tin, and there's cookies inside.

[@rowanquynn9964]

I actually was homeless during Christmas once. I asked my parents if I could stay with them and they made me sleep on the floor of a storage closet.

[@psychicbyinternet]

That's awful. Sorry. :(

[@jan-Pala]

damn, hope you're doing okay now

[@Jistar2]

I’m so sorry I hope your ok

[@rowanquynn9964]

@@Jistar2I'm doing great now! I had a lot of good people look out for me during my time of need

[@ZoeA-n6i]

So was I, I slept in the mall bathroom

[@jadechloegerona7124]

“This was a Christian video the whole time” Raises the middle finger

[@berryale3415]

Is there anything better than Kurtis,Drew,Danny and Jarvis talking about Christmas movies

[@alexmedvedeff8127]

No there isnt

[@aftereIia]

when they raise money for good causes in those videos :D

[@thedinos1789]

@@aftereIia FR THO

[@aftereIia]

@@thedinos1789 or kicking the neighbors dog

[@achulito]

we're three different people tour? 👀

[@0dieslice636]

I’m homeless. It is the holidays and yeah, it is nothing like that. Kinda depressing and sad actually. Considering the many different ways that people end up in my situation, this “movie” missed a golden opportunity to tell a story that might actually mean something. But let’s forget all of my sad bulls$&!t and focus on how you somehow manage to put a smile on my face in an otherwise cold, unhappy, and depressing season. I appreciate you mister mayor. Merry Christmas. Edit: wow! Thank you all so much! Your support means more than you can imagine. Edit #2: somehow, this comment devolved into some asshat making light of my situation. Thank you for the pouring of support from those of you who sent well wishes but I was just commenting on how stupid this movie is, not looking for a fight. just keep donating and maybe say hello when you see someone who looks displaced. Merry Christmas.

[@zachuur3207]

Merry Christmas Shane, I wish you the best holiday week!

[@clairewycoff3205]

I hope things get better

[@kikokikokiko8612]

Merry Christmas, be safe, and i wish u the best 💚😁

[@breadsticks3541]

Merry Christmas, man. I believe in you, stay safe, and I hope like hell you can get back to where you once were soon. Or, some place better. Peace and love to you, brother

[@snuz1257]

praying for you friend 💜

[@rachelcookie321]

Actually seeing a Santa in June wouldn’t be weird in the Southern Hemisphere. Because Christmas is in summer here sometimes they’ll do like “Christmas in June” celebrations. It’s just like a thing companies use to make more money.

[@mcabral1500]

"who else left his family homeless during Christmas....jesus...but he had rEaSoNs" WHAT LMAO

[@lottieamanita7937]

i was almost homeless for the holidays last year, i- this movie is... troubling it was from march 6th to october 16th that i was homeless, my guy you cannot make a movie titled “homeless for the holidays” and have it barely affect the plot

[@user-tm9fx7tb1x]

I hope you are doing well now ♥️

[@lottieamanita7937]

v thank you very much i am indeed doing better now!!

[@Emu19]

Love you boo! Glad to hear you're doing better now and merry Christmas!

[@lottieamanita7937]

Emu thank you and happy christmas to you too!

[@nailahc.8615]

Sorry about that mate but glad to hear your situation is better now :)

[@SnoppleWopple]

Mom: do your homework Kid: to busy, solving the lack of low-income housing.

[@bryleicraig6658]

It's awesome you put a fundraiser. My family is at risk of homelessness for the holidays. It's tough times!

[@elliesoska5687]

I’m very sorry that you're facing this

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

Things I've learned from this video: - Taken was made with a regular Canon camera - Liam Neeson pees his pants

[@toulousesho]

as a depressed person I can confirm, that ice water cured me

[@trevordavison4078]

Any side effects? Chronic wet face? Bed wetting? I want to see this infomercial

[@liahamilton8931]

Do you think it could cure my bipolar too or does it need to be lukewarm?

[@moeshrooms385]

Do you think scolding hot would help with my anxiety? I’ve been thinking of giving it a try :)

[@liahamilton8931]

@@havin_a_funky_time488 ohh thank you🙏😊

[@trevordavison4078]

@@moeshrooms385 Nah you're looking for Windex. gotta see the future *clearly*

[@hoodie_gang563]

Omg this kid actor is the only redeeming part about this movie.

[@spagheteater4354]

He's like 😐

[@ehhh888]

When you are dead on the inside but it also shows on the outside

[@Duck-mn8xp]

He’s dead inside because capitalism broke his spirit

[@AK-mo9pj]

The 'I won't hire you cause you're not my type' part just reminded me: There was this hardware store in a nearby town where the manager only hired attractive twenty year olds and teenagers. For years this went on, and it seems no one had a problem with this, just laughed about it. This stopped recently and there's like guys and old women working there now. Maybe he left. But I could never figure out if the manager was a creep or if this was a conscious business plan and he thought this would get more customers.

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Did any of those young female employees ever come forward and accuse him of harassment or abuse at any point? You gotta believe that at least one of them was sleeping with him to keep her job, har har yuk yuk.

[@danikab5723]

when ur dad doesn’t understand the distribution of wealth 😐

[@29jgirl92]

Cringe!

[@fartmaster69420]

@@29jgirl92 n o u

[@baleighmiller9692]

Such a dumbass. I, me writing this comment, completely understands the distribution of wealth

[@adelenewcomb8353]

tfw dad hasn’t achieved class consciousness

[@sarahnonye9556]

“ 😐 😑 “

[@Rachy2049]

Christmas movies are created by using random word generators and then basing a plot off that

[@amukthapotato1102]

Exhibit A-

[@leahbobeaa]

Kurtis: His assistant Wesley is a little goofy Me: Is he also a little silly and wacky and drink La Croix?

[@cyb3rrr_637]

2 wesley 2 furious😎

[@me0w_grav3s]

This is Wesley’s second channel, if you thought this was his main channel your are wrong, this is his second channel

[@phoebe9750]

my brothers name is wesley and it’s so freaky seeing his name everywhere lol

[@Emu19]

@@phoebe9750 Hi Wesley

[@jollybear_wastaken]

That's not your man Wesley that's 2Danny2Furious

[@kristennietofreelance5072]

Wait a minute, if Jack is this marketing genius, why didn't he walk over to the competitors the moment they fired him? Wouldn't a Big Business Boy be aware of his own reputation, lmao?

[@bonniehorkan7036]

why does the narrator sound like he’s writing a research paper about the movie

[@gavinwarner3480]

Can’t wait for another absolute slapper of a video kurtis

[@angelfranklynn2702]

me too!! i interrupted watching superstore to watch the king of comedy (kurtis) 💓

[@hi-uv5mp]

All Kurtis videos slap. No exceptions

[@Oh-tb2np]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me stop self promoting

[@prettyhatemachinexoxo]

YUH!

[@deez6883]

@I’m Legit subbbing to everyone who subbs to me yes that makes total sense, your mom gives a crap about likes on KZbin

[@marincarey3584]

the actual moral of the story: if you don’t donate enough to the church god will make you homeless

[@nightynightshade]

Accurate 😂😂😭

[@mynamo12]

Lmaoo

[@peachylady]

God church*

[@jxdeyboobear]

honestly 💯😏

[@galaxy3326]

Oh my god. The old man at 19:49 sounds so much like my great grandfather. There is no difference in their voices. I was almost falling asleep to this video, and I heard his voice and just SHOT UP. Maybe my great grandfather is god.

[@emzular]

If Kurtis doesn't say "except for that one time" there's gonna be uproar even larger than when he forgot the greeting.

[@elkalysha]

he already forgot it last time so the purge already happened

[@forwhatisthis]

It ain't funny anymore

[@MashaalK]

"I want you on our team" "So does everybody else" GENIUS I keep replaying it

[@artistana523]

LMAO I’m listening to it rn because I heard it on here!!

[@NatalieValentina6]

🗣promiscuous girl🎵🎶

[@moneybags4292]

As soon as that guy said I want you in my team my mind immediately did that

[@lorstyle.lorena2800]

@Katy H if you with a girl I know a place we could go

[@xx_ayu_xx3018]

Me: "Oh I might as well donate!" KZbin: " *Sorry, you can't donate in this country or region yet* "

[@fen4613]

Well, time for unusual Santa to curse you to loose your job and home!

[@astra5091]

SAME DUDE

[@leemarie1528]

SAMEE UGH. ExpressVPN wya😭

[@bebelmatson]

you can probably donate to a shelter or organization dedicated to the homeless anywhere close to you tho!! it’s what I’m gonna do I think

[@antonizajkowski9698]

what countries are they blocking?

[@Evelyn_Okay]

Love how god/santa completely ignores all the other homeless people

[@ayayatan]

alternate title: ASMR | Jack loses his job (soft spoken)

[@goobertron9099]

(Tingles) (crunchy noises) (slippery noises)

[@TeaTea777]

Definetly would fall asleep to that lmao

[@aliciadeadlydaisy7543]

@@kingmankingboy8743 stop sorry but nobody is gonna click a random link 😕

[@superrnixx]

Yeah I'd watch that

[@natashaunfiltered]

Does not represent homelessness at all. Looked like a normal camping trip I'd go on with my family. There is an actual homeless tent community in my town and it's nothing like this. And I feel awful for them because we get bad snow and low temperatures at this time of the year. The churches do offer overnight shelter, but during the day is totally different. Nothing is glamorous about being homeless and we didn't have as big of a homeless population until COVID hit. I know they use an abandoned house as well because they've set their tents up behind it, but there is no way without heat it's any warmer in the winter. So this actually irritates me. I may not be homeless, but it angers me to see them almost glorifying the tent community.

[@karak962]

same. never been homeless but this is just insane to me. several of my friends have been homeless and this is just horrific??? this is absolutely not how that works

[@alaynalx1272]

i feel like skincare *definitely* should not have 'fumes'.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Yeah, if something produces fumes that would be harmful to inhale, it absolutely should not go on skin. That company would have gotten sued anyway, because those products would be harmful even if used as intended.

[@Ovasiig]

Craziest story I have for when I was homeless is the night I almost got shot. I was sleeping in a car and saw two guys fighting like 10 yards from my car. I just laid back and hoped they wouldn’t notice I was awake and watching. Next thing I know one guy ran to his truck after getting knocked down and other dude was running after him. Next thing I know other homie is running away. Now I lived in the hood, I know people don’t just run. Other dude comes around from the truck and has a whole ass colt 45. I laid back mad fast and just clutched my sword, my biggest comfort I’ve had since I was 12 and swordsmanship saved my life. Like 10 seconds later I hear the gun go off. Next morning when I get out of the car the bullet is in the door. I’m still convinced that the soul of my best friend saved my life that night. Being homeless is not some fun time that’s easy. It’s dangerous and is one of the worst times in a persons life

[@elliesoska5687]

I hope that you’re doing better now!

[@TahtahmesDiary]

It’s so scary out there, I’m sorry you had to go through that. I’ve been there, hope times are better!

[@Ovasiig]

@@TahtahmesDiary new place as of first next month. That already makes me happy

[@annbhatt4949]

@@Ovasiig that’s so good to hear! Stay safe friend

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*Kurtis not only dunks over how bad this film is, but he actually does more for homeless people than this film ever could.* At this point Kurtis is roasting this film like roasted nuts by the fire.

[@ej6975]

This was less representative of actually being homeless and more just a bunch of white people glamping :/

[@GreenJuicePouch]

as someone who was homeless, can confirm this is not accurate :)

[@ej6975]

Exactly. I’ve never been homeless myself, but I do a lot of work with homeless people and in poor areas, and it just made me so angry. At least it seems like most people see right through it though. I’d hate for anyone to actually think it’s accurate :/

[@micahcook2408]

And the fact that this is considered a Christian movie is so insulting to everyone, Christian and non 😂😂😂😂 this has nothing to do with God or being a better human being lmao

[@GreenJuicePouch]

@@ej6975 Yeah its super insulting lol like i lived in an insect-infested shack with no running water and then inside a church for a total of 3 years my whole life and then this movie was like "LOLOL HOMELESSNESS = QUIRKY PLOT POINT LMFAO LETS GO CAMPING IN A SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD PARK"

[@ej6975]

@@GreenJuicePouch ikr it’s so insensitive. Ugh I’m so sorry you had to deal with that.

[@SebastianReedAndrews]

"its okay to say merry christmas." oh..... so hes one of THOSE guys

[@mzim0653]

I’m glad someone else caught that 😐🤚

[@elleembee6335]

The worst.

[@LautloseLebwerwurst3000]

Could someone please explain to me? I'm not American and don't know if I don't know something that would make that scene more understandable or funny if I knew it.

[@itsmeyaboi6721]

@@LautloseLebwerwurst3000 Sure, I’ll explain it! In the US it’s normally considered most polite to wish someone “Happy Holidays” in December since you can’t be sure of their preferred religion or celebrated holiday. There are people, though, who get offended by this and think that you should only wish people “Merry Christmas” because that’s the Christian/traditional way of doing things. They feel like saying happy holidays stifles Christmas somehow.

[@malloryg4251]

That's exactly what I thought when he said that. I was like, what's with this movie?? So, my husband looked up the ratings, and there weren't very many, but the one "critic" who gave this movie a good review (5/5) was a Christian reviewer who was like, "Yayyyyyyyy!!! Finally, a wholesome Christian movie for faith-based families!!" We seriously wanted to vomit.