30:15 NOT PAIMON SAYING "happy thoughts" DURING FURINA'S MOST TRAGIC BACKSTORY
@kakawhee7 ай бұрын
we cancel paimon
@louloudaki_Ай бұрын
i was wheezing
@mozzapple8 ай бұрын
I thought the title said "I FINALLY Finished Fortnite" and I was like "Java plays fortnite???"
@bbysiea8 ай бұрын
i always misread fontaine as fortnite its actually an problem 😭😭 i've played fortnite like twice in my entire life
@LumiDraws-oo6cp7 ай бұрын
I used to have a major obsession with Fortnite, I was so confused and happy at the same time when I read it wrong (I used to not sleep at all just to play Fortnite to the point where I literally collapsed from exhaustion)
@Demntoros7 ай бұрын
@@LumiDraws-oo6cp omg bro you good?
@Isntmycatcute7 ай бұрын
@@LumiDraws-oo6cp i think thats called an addection
@LumiDraws-oo6cp7 ай бұрын
@@Demntoros no
@GDSam758 ай бұрын
Babe, wake up. Java dropped a new video
@abbi_ee8 ай бұрын
20:02 this triggered me so much JUST LOOK AT THE MAP AND THE HOLES THAT ALIGN ARE THE ELEVATOR, JUST GO THERE 😭😭😭
@qianyue.c8 ай бұрын
omg u just taught me how to know where the elevators are THANK U SO MUCH (I KNOW IM STUPID LOL) i was fumbling during the entire archon quest and afterward i was like "yeah im never going back to the fortress of meropide" but now i actually might for the world quests (jk im probably too lazy to)
@namjoonslostairpods36738 ай бұрын
Nah fr?! Cuz the way I never knew this
@velbloud54438 ай бұрын
32:55 exactly my thoughts and words … they completely brushed over Furina in the end of the archon quest. I also put her into my team and played with her there for my whole Fontaine journey 🤣
@xxtinct25x488 ай бұрын
30:56 no…. Honestly it’s such an obscure reference to Childe’s lore. It was a single voiceline of Childe’s “About Skirk” where you learn her name. You learn what she does in his character story (not the quest, just the story)
@imaginebreaker44558 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure he said something about her during fontain archon quest. When we met him in front of the blacksmith
@rittai__8 ай бұрын
Watching this video feels like traveling to the past even though it came today 😭 But listening to you talking about swords only feels nostalgic
@mustafaimran65408 ай бұрын
Paimon is the voices in furinas haed, my head, your head, shes is always there, time stops and time flows but paimon is always paimon, when we open chests, when we talk, when we sleep, when we fish, WHEN THE DAY ENDS AND STARS ITS HER... Even when furina has a mentalbreakdown as her worl falls apart literally and metaphorically right as she is losing everything and everyone she spent CENTURIES trying to protect and save ehen she was really only a puppet, paimon
@emerald20028 ай бұрын
I love how 54:38 is just a unrelated talk about sandwiches with no context and then 1:06:18 happens, granted seeing Java say that the area with the giant tower was 100% explored and then seeing 17% on the map a bit later also makes it obvious what happened
@milktea38258 ай бұрын
As someone who plays yelan, I love her BUT SHE COMPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT THE WEATHER
@Mango3737 ай бұрын
Oh ?
@Mango3737 ай бұрын
Sometime I mute chrs talking
@oui66148 ай бұрын
To be fair, even if many people hopped on the trend of weapon only, I'd love a polearm only or greatsword (never saw one btw) account by you, no pressure but ye, even when I watch different ytbers it's really different when it's you, you have way more energy than other youtubers that just hopped on the trend to hop on the trend (no offense to other ytbers) or like only one element only would be great but it seems impossible since many puzzles require many elements and its easier to get primos doing puzzles. But just my opinion. Have a great day everyone !
@asyateudr8 ай бұрын
Well said, he just naturally does it better 😭
@a.e.70818 ай бұрын
Noblies has a claymore only challenge! You can check his channel, I really enjoyed it!
@oui66148 ай бұрын
@@a.e.7081 Oh yea I saw, I checked it it wasn't bad but it's different you know but no offense to noblies I do like his videos !
@oui66148 ай бұрын
@@asyateudr Frfr, ig it's because he iniated the trend, he did it cuz he thought it really was a great idea ! Idk if another youtuber did it before him
@oui66148 ай бұрын
@@a.e.7081 I just checked my reply and I didn't see you were talking specifically about greatsword sorry for that so I'll check noblies videos about this thanks to you, have a great day !
@fizzyjam8 ай бұрын
do we tell him that there's now petrichor.......
@nicosavoy7 ай бұрын
better not
@milakorzenski23567 ай бұрын
petrichor takes about an hour in total so it will be fine hahah
@abhiss67058 ай бұрын
80 million views in 10 seconds + 1 hour java video Man is popping off
@Devulini8 ай бұрын
80 mil??.?
@lalunenomikoto8 ай бұрын
@@Devulini it's a joke
@Devulini8 ай бұрын
@@lalunenomikoto Aaaaaa ok
@MrGshinobi8 ай бұрын
For exploration i always recommend doing the world quests first, since they always unlock new areas with chests and rewards that couldn't be obtained before without doing the quest, then after all the world quests are done i just go back and explore all the areas i didn't really explore too much before until it's 100% And yes i know, some of you don't like reading the dialogue from those quests, sometimes i don't like reading them either if it's really boring and lengthy (shoutouts to the boring ass fontaine research institute quests), but the smaller world quests are really short and there's not that much dialogue, it's only the big ones (the ones marked on the map with a big exclamation point) that take more time, but you can still skip through them if you really don't want to read.
@Gourmetchezstik2 ай бұрын
26:11 bro predicted it
@EmilyPinkbirdie3 күн бұрын
Frr was just about to comment it
@itsfeelingbreezy8 ай бұрын
26:05 you are now my favorite genshin KZbinr for that arrow reference
@Ellie_the_Dummy7 ай бұрын
Fr
@Jackson-ub1uv5 ай бұрын
Mocking Arlecchino is my favourite past-time; she _really_ deserves to be knocked down a few hundred pegs.
@ArgosThePeacock8 ай бұрын
Petrichor and Remuria come out Java: F*CK BROOOOO
@auri78908 ай бұрын
Congrats on 100% fontaine
@jUcA_52868 ай бұрын
Him: This is probably just background noise, I hope you‘re doing something productive! Me: Uhhhhmmmmm, nah, not really… *feeling bad*
@_poex8 ай бұрын
Let’s goo, another video to watch while skipping through quests, Java really is a lifesaver
@MYNAMEISRENGOKU8 ай бұрын
i was just about to do some homework and was trying to find a video to play in the background thanks for the perfect timing
@luvfromnilla8 ай бұрын
Just what I needed today, a little over an hour long of new Java content. ♡
@Tsugikuni1038 ай бұрын
I would have said bro is a few batches late, but he is on a different level💀💀
@louloudaki_Ай бұрын
i love when he started talking about a sandwich like he’d been talking about it the whole time when he hadn’t
@elysiaego28098 ай бұрын
if youre looking to start a new account, you could always bring back nuzlocke 🙏🙏
@Loraa6818 ай бұрын
He was talking about Geo only
@elysiaego28098 ай бұрын
@@Loraa681 i did not catch that he said “swords/spells” and assumed he said spells/geo, thanks for pointing out 🥲🥲
@kazuu_442 ай бұрын
26:10 watching this after natlan hits different
@Thundia28 ай бұрын
You're the best waiting room and background sound while waiting for genshin patches
@Emily-jh8om8 ай бұрын
"I always come" ~ Java 2024
@AliceJohn-ib6rp8 ай бұрын
FAV CONTENT CREATOR UPLOADED LETS GO, LOVE YOUR VIDS JAVA:>
@DejaTheShroom8 ай бұрын
Had a crappy day so I’m grateful for this video! Thanks for the hour and a half of joy I have ahead of me :)
@NingguangsN1main8 ай бұрын
i love when Java makes long videos
@stupidstormy368 ай бұрын
I am so glad that someone else is confused about the architecture of the Opera House. It makes no sense. But then again, sense of scale has never been this game's strongest aspect. All the interiors are much bigger than the exteriors.
@Axterix138 ай бұрын
Teapot technology is more widespread than we were lead to believe ;)
@maziiikowa7 ай бұрын
From what I remember the scale of the overworld is not the real scale of Teyvat, so the exploration and climbing is easier. The interior should be 1:1
@shivanikarthik1568 ай бұрын
I don't know how I would survive without your videos❤
@owomeowuwu8 ай бұрын
Loving the bows only content!
@thethoughtsofourlife8 ай бұрын
... what
@YuriYeag3r8 ай бұрын
It was a probably a joke since Java used an archer only team for a small portion of the video
@thethoughtsofourlife8 ай бұрын
@@YuriYeag3r ah, alr
@bubbleuniverse3918 ай бұрын
Ive done housework, school work, and had breakfast all while watching this lolol
@LumiDraws-oo6cp7 ай бұрын
I agree, there’s no comedy in Unfinished comedy, without the comedy, I feel like it’s unfinished (hehe get it?)
@Sandhy123418 ай бұрын
Wow, 9 mins in 😮 Love the content as always ❤
@buggame75747 ай бұрын
whenever java upload i save his video for night time and make sure to make yummy dinner for myself to eat while watching :D
@jUcA_52868 ай бұрын
Nice Video, always enjoy your Videos!
@rosepetalsfallhere8 ай бұрын
OMG IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR LONGER VIDS TO EDIT TO 😭
@Emi-il4zg8 ай бұрын
WOOOO ANOTHER LONG VIDEO!! it’s been a while since the last one!
@YuningthericeballАй бұрын
26:15 Going back to this and doing the new Archon quest, the foreshadowing is crazy, does this man work at Hoyo or something?
@Squiggles_Slime7 ай бұрын
12:32 im pretty sure the reason Paimon says things twice is because the traveler is not fluent in the language of Teyvat, so she puts it simpler for them to undetstand :) its also why the traveler doesnt talk much!
@jUcA_52868 ай бұрын
Can we talk about the fact, that he never healed Yae Miko above 150 HP after she dropped down cause of the cutscene? Like, didn‘t he at least teleport to a statue of the seven in these last hours?
@Cherry--Blossom8 ай бұрын
Drop everything! Java just dropped another video!!
@illyam_48 ай бұрын
How fitting that Yoi was there for the fireworks 54:36
@AkatsukiDXD8 ай бұрын
Java might not have done this in one sitting but I watched it one sitting.. and when I say watched I dont mean as background but actually just watching the video.
@momotozaki7 ай бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@Wee_Thought8 ай бұрын
I feel like you shouldn't worry too much about a challenge account being "original", since by now most challenges have been attempted by someone. We watch you for you, and would love watching you play any challenge!
@playfullotus8 ай бұрын
I'm glad that (most of) this run through comes months after the content was revealed. Enough time for me to have leisurely done it myself :) The trick will be stopping watching before the end.
@tulipsyss7 ай бұрын
now i feel inspired to finsh all my inazuma exlporation
@Jay-ls5ys7 ай бұрын
6:12 I thought I got this chest but thanks to you I found out that I didn't 😭 12:50 genshin buildings never made sense, have you seen alhaitham's house? it's the size of a public toilet from the outside but a mansion in the inside lmao 41:09 here's an idea, have a counter for every time you do stuff with a twist and not as the game intended you to do 1:05:23 I advise you next time whenever there's a new area, do ALL world quests then start looking for chests, this way you'll have every place already unlocked and you will not be interrupted by cutscenes anyway great video I hope you make more of these long exploring videos, I'm more excited to start exploring too
@serial_destignation_x22 күн бұрын
i made the primordal jade winged sphear while listening to you doing stuff in the background. very relaxing
@Sillysillyperson3 ай бұрын
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS?!! 26:27
@alexprus79538 ай бұрын
4 hours 50 minutes? Honestly I have no idea, can't wait to be terribly wrong 😂
@alexprus79538 ай бұрын
Not even close lol
@神名18is8 ай бұрын
YAY! Java! i love you
@slothsupporter79028 ай бұрын
CONGRATS JAVA
@deadinside58838 ай бұрын
Honestly even tho I’ve already 100% Fontaine it’s always so fun seeing u explore the area cuz I had the exact same struggles with puzzles and especially with the elevators in the prison 😂😂
@caitlynchambers20513 ай бұрын
You’re outtro is so real😂 “I mean I was probably just background noise so I hope you got something productive done😂” yessir. I got laundry done while you suffered in Fontaine😂
@MSSProductions18 ай бұрын
thank you, I'll go exploring now
@lulucie108Ай бұрын
26:11 we did in natlan!!
@EmergencyCringe8 ай бұрын
this video is a whole bunch of proof that i should continue to do quests first, chests second xD
@animegirl07768 ай бұрын
Ayyy just what I need before sleep 😆
@josieh59508 ай бұрын
Java posted yay! We all say in unison
@sogunuboschet69428 ай бұрын
Have fun on your holiday!
@kair0__8 ай бұрын
JAVA UPLOAD!!
@Emily-jh8om8 ай бұрын
I'd pay to have a 10 hour long Java video lol Also I find it funny how he doesn't like exploring that much but I'd love to do it on every account ever
@noriko14287 ай бұрын
If a smart and skilled person like Java struggles there, I don't even have to try starting the quest.
@ElxctricHeart17 күн бұрын
Having played the Natlan archon quest: you predicted us teaming up with the Fatui!!!
@Vanarana_Queen4 күн бұрын
I love that java literally guessed the plot of Natlan when he said “do you think someday we’re going to team up with the fatui to take on the abyss order?” 🤣
@louloudaki_Ай бұрын
59:12 me too ei
@Columby8 ай бұрын
Javatheduck has uploaded again 😌
@jorissmal17698 ай бұрын
Finally more long content ❤❤❤❤
@7ar4me528 ай бұрын
"He is the dwagn hehehe dragon this nut" my fav line 😂
@Arequiral8 ай бұрын
Wait, you can merge bubbles...? So... all those puzzles... I COULD HAVE DONE WAY EASIER..???-
@Drakepreat8 ай бұрын
Wooooooooo new java vid 🎉
@Sasshoemaker8 ай бұрын
You actually helped me find some stuff I missed
@VincentBurkett7 ай бұрын
I love ling java videos his voice calms me down and ive watched all his videos at least 10times
@Rain_OfficialYT8 ай бұрын
"background noise" huh? i actually watched the whole thing as a regular video and not as background noise LOL
@AdalynnCaelgirien7 ай бұрын
No way... I finished the entite Fontaine (true 100%) and I didn't know you could combine the bubbles into a big one?? First I was laughing at Java for not having Scara to break the puzzles and now I'm embarrassed for not knowing about that bubble mechanic >
@Diamond12348 ай бұрын
30:15 Paimon is our random intrusive thoughts at any moment, she'll ruin the tension. XD
@neanahidden8 ай бұрын
Being a heretic and farming Swarm Disaster in HSR while Java puzzles puzzles 😊 (Exploration and quests are my reason for GI so have none left to do and all the maps 100%. Well, Enkonomia is only 98% if I’m being honest.)
@fizzyjam8 ай бұрын
YESSS i love exploration content
@deadinside58838 ай бұрын
In sorryyyy but 1hr+????? THANK YOU ❤❤❤❤❤
@TiredDolpn2 ай бұрын
26:15 bro guessed the story of Natlan like 7 months before it came out
@Jay-v1l4r12 күн бұрын
dude really predicted the batman quests 26:20
@Cyno-eq9yq8 ай бұрын
ONE MINUTE LESGOOO!! also slay frfr
@guragura.mp38 ай бұрын
can't decide if I should sleep or watch this
@togsana8 ай бұрын
Both
@Genlox-lol8 ай бұрын
sleep... doesnt exist
@miajohansson1728 ай бұрын
Geo only please ! And finally someone talked about how good the jelly fish power is, it’s like the underwater hydro dragon!
@selina-qv8xu7 ай бұрын
48:19 if you have kazuha you can boost yourself up pretty high
@abriicotier47757 ай бұрын
12:41 the Critical Role reference is killing me
@pixie.-.7 ай бұрын
"i would like to understand what I'm doing... like.. in the slightest..." is so real 😭😭
@aliteralduck_8 ай бұрын
the only thing i have 100% is depression from my 50/50s
@gaiachan36868 ай бұрын
perfect video to unwind😭
@alex_kruspe7 ай бұрын
2:35 I have a idea for a new acc, what if you make a acc where you pull for the ‘bad characters’? with that I mean full for characters who aren’t really in the meta anymore, such as; Klee, albedo, qiqi, chonyun, amber,… and try to beat spiral abyss with ‘bad characters’?
@remikazuki8 ай бұрын
Java's patience is something I desire
@christa00267 ай бұрын
i loved the longer video style java. 😘
@david02648 ай бұрын
Finally, Java exploration version, is back
@Arequiral8 ай бұрын
I had to double check when the video came out, when he referred to the top area as a new area before the text came on screen
@okayuuuuu_7 ай бұрын
9:28 fancy burst 13:24 no comments 22:08 professor :00 23:20 traveller goes augh mode 23:46 🤨🤨🤨 24:40 roasting us 24:47 borderline dying 24:50 cutscene!! 1:20:30 Bada beem bada boom