I FINALLY Finished Fontaine [Genshin Impact]

[@faerieinwonderland]

30:15 NOT PAIMON SAYING "happy thoughts" DURING FURINA'S MOST TRAGIC BACKSTORY

[@kakawhee]

we cancel paimon

[@louloudaki_]

i was wheezing

[@abbi_ee]

20:02 this triggered me so much JUST LOOK AT THE MAP AND THE HOLES THAT ALIGN ARE THE ELEVATOR, JUST GO THERE 😭😭😭

[@qianyue.c]

omg u just taught me how to know where the elevators are THANK U SO MUCH (I KNOW IM STUPID LOL) i was fumbling during the entire archon quest and afterward i was like "yeah im never going back to the fortress of meropide" but now i actually might for the world quests (jk im probably too lazy to)

[@namjoonslostairpods3673]

Nah fr?! Cuz the way I never knew this

[@milktea3825]

As someone who plays yelan, I love her BUT SHE COMPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT THE WEATHER

[@Mango373]

Oh ?

[@Mango373]

Sometime I mute chrs talking

[@mustafaimran6540]

Paimon is the voices in furinas haed, my head, your head, shes is always there, time stops and time flows but paimon is always paimon, when we open chests, when we talk, when we sleep, when we fish, WHEN THE DAY ENDS AND STARS ITS HER... Even when furina has a mentalbreakdown as her worl falls apart literally and metaphorically right as she is losing everything and everyone she spent CENTURIES trying to protect and save ehen she was really only a puppet, paimon

[@xxtinct25x48]

30:56 no…. Honestly it’s such an obscure reference to Childe’s lore. It was a single voiceline of Childe’s “About Skirk” where you learn her name. You learn what she does in his character story (not the quest, just the story)

[@imaginebreaker4455]

Im pretty sure he said something about her during fontain archon quest. When we met him in front of the blacksmith

[@velbloud5443]

32:55 exactly my thoughts and words … they completely brushed over Furina in the end of the archon quest. I also put her into my team and played with her there for my whole Fontaine journey 🤣

[@rittai__]

Watching this video feels like traveling to the past even though it came today 😭 But listening to you talking about swords only feels nostalgic

[@emerald2002]

I love how 54:38 is just a unrelated talk about sandwiches with no context and then 1:06:18 happens, granted seeing Java say that the area with the giant tower was 100% explored and then seeing 17% on the map a bit later also makes it obvious what happened

[@MrGshinobi]

For exploration i always recommend doing the world quests first, since they always unlock new areas with chests and rewards that couldn't be obtained before without doing the quest, then after all the world quests are done i just go back and explore all the areas i didn't really explore too much before until it's 100% And yes i know, some of you don't like reading the dialogue from those quests, sometimes i don't like reading them either if it's really boring and lengthy (shoutouts to the boring ass fontaine research institute quests), but the smaller world quests are really short and there's not that much dialogue, it's only the big ones (the ones marked on the map with a big exclamation point) that take more time, but you can still skip through them if you really don't want to read.

[@louloudaki_]

i love when he started talking about a sandwich like he’d been talking about it the whole time when he hadn’t

[@mozzapple]

I thought the title said "I FINALLY Finished Fortnite" and I was like "Java plays fortnite???"

[@bbysiea]

i always misread fontaine as fortnite its actually an problem 😭😭 i've played fortnite like twice in my entire life

[@LumiDraws-oo6cp]

I used to have a major obsession with Fortnite, I was so confused and happy at the same time when I read it wrong (I used to not sleep at all just to play Fortnite to the point where I literally collapsed from exhaustion)

[@Demntoros]

@@LumiDraws-oo6cp omg bro you good?

[@Isntmycatcute]

​@@LumiDraws-oo6cp i think thats called an addection

[@LumiDraws-oo6cp]

@@Demntoros no

[@GDSam75]

Babe, wake up. Java dropped a new video

[@oui6614]

To be fair, even if many people hopped on the trend of weapon only, I'd love a polearm only or greatsword (never saw one btw) account by you, no pressure but ye, even when I watch different ytbers it's really different when it's you, you have way more energy than other youtubers that just hopped on the trend to hop on the trend (no offense to other ytbers) or like only one element only would be great but it seems impossible since many puzzles require many elements and its easier to get primos doing puzzles. But just my opinion. Have a great day everyone !

[@asyateudr]

Well said, he just naturally does it better 😭

[@a.e.7081]

Noblies has a claymore only challenge! You can check his channel, I really enjoyed it!

[@oui6614]

@@a.e.7081 Oh yea I saw, I checked it it wasn't bad but it's different you know but no offense to noblies I do like his videos !

[@oui6614]

@@asyateudr Frfr, ig it's because he iniated the trend, he did it cuz he thought it really was a great idea ! Idk if another youtuber did it before him

[@oui6614]

@@a.e.7081 I just checked my reply and I didn't see you were talking specifically about greatsword sorry for that so I'll check noblies videos about this thanks to you, have a great day !

[@fizzyjam]

do we tell him that there's now petrichor.......

[@nicosavoy]

better not

[@milakorzenski2356]

petrichor takes about an hour in total so it will be fine hahah

[@elysiaego2809]

if youre looking to start a new account, you could always bring back nuzlocke 🙏🙏

[@Loraa681]

He was talking about Geo only

[@elysiaego2809]

@@Loraa681 i did not catch that he said “swords/spells” and assumed he said spells/geo, thanks for pointing out 🥲🥲

[@stupidstormy36]

I am so glad that someone else is confused about the architecture of the Opera House. It makes no sense. But then again, sense of scale has never been this game's strongest aspect. All the interiors are much bigger than the exteriors.

[@Axterix13]

Teapot technology is more widespread than we were lead to believe ;)

[@maziiikowa]

From what I remember the scale of the overworld is not the real scale of Teyvat, so the exploration and climbing is easier. The interior should be 1:1

[@abhiss6705]

80 million views in 10 seconds + 1 hour java video Man is popping off

[@Devulini]

80 mil??.?

[@lalunenomikoto]

​@@Devulini it's a joke

[@Devulini]

@@lalunenomikoto Aaaaaa ok

[@Tsugikuni103]

I would have said bro is a few batches late, but he is on a different level💀💀

[@ArgosThePeacock]

Petrichor and Remuria come out Java: F*CK BROOOOO

[@jUcA_5286]

Him: This is probably just background noise, I hope you‘re doing something productive! Me: Uhhhhmmmmm, nah, not really… *feeling bad*

[@MYNAMEISRENGOKU]

i was just about to do some homework and was trying to find a video to play in the background thanks for the perfect timing

[@LumiDraws-oo6cp]

I agree, there’s no comedy in Unfinished comedy, without the comedy, I feel like it’s unfinished (hehe get it?)

[@_poex]

Let’s goo, another video to watch while skipping through quests, Java really is a lifesaver

[@AkatsukiDXD]

Java might not have done this in one sitting but I watched it one sitting.. and when I say watched I dont mean as background but actually just watching the video.

[@momotozaki]

Same 😭😭😭

[@itsfeelingbreezy]

26:05 you are now my favorite genshin KZbinr for that arrow reference

[@Ellie_the_Dummy]

Fr

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

Mocking Arlecchino is my favourite past-time; she _really_ deserves to be knocked down a few hundred pegs.

[@auri7890]

Congrats on 100% fontaine

[@luvfromnilla]

Just what I needed today, a little over an hour long of new Java content. ♡

[@Wee_Thought]

I feel like you shouldn't worry too much about a challenge account being "original", since by now most challenges have been attempted by someone. We watch you for you, and would love watching you play any challenge!

[@Cherry--Blossom]

Drop everything! Java just dropped another video!!

[@Thundia2]

You're the best waiting room and background sound while waiting for genshin patches

[@Gourmetchezstik]

26:11 bro predicted it

[@Emily-jh8om]

"I always come" ~ Java 2024

[@jUcA_5286]

Can we talk about the fact, that he never healed Yae Miko above 150 HP after she dropped down cause of the cutscene? Like, didn‘t he at least teleport to a statue of the seven in these last hours?

[@DejaTheShroom]

Had a crappy day so I’m grateful for this video! Thanks for the hour and a half of joy I have ahead of me :)

[@alexprus7953]

4 hours 50 minutes? Honestly I have no idea, can't wait to be terribly wrong 😂

[@alexprus7953]

Not even close lol

[@tulipsyss]

now i feel inspired to finsh all my inazuma exlporation

[@owomeowuwu]

Loving the bows only content!

[@thethoughtsofourlife]

... what

[@YuriYeag3r]

It was a probably a joke since Java used an archer only team for a small portion of the video

[@thethoughtsofourlife]

@@YuriYeag3r ah, alr

[@NingguangsN1main]

i love when Java makes long videos

[@Sandhy12341]

Wow, 9 mins in 😮 Love the content as always ❤

[@rosepetalsfallhere]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR LONGER VIDS TO EDIT TO 😭

[@AliceJohn-ib6rp]

FAV CONTENT CREATOR UPLOADED LETS GO, LOVE YOUR VIDS JAVA:>

[@playfulviranga]

I'm glad that (most of) this run through comes months after the content was revealed. Enough time for me to have leisurely done it myself :) The trick will be stopping watching before the end.

[@shivanikarthik156]

I don't know how I would survive without your videos❤

[@neanahidden]

Being a heretic and farming Swarm Disaster in HSR while Java puzzles puzzles 😊 (Exploration and quests are my reason for GI so have none left to do and all the maps 100%. Well, Enkonomia is only 98% if I’m being honest.)

[@bubbleuniverse391]

Ive done housework, school work, and had breakfast all while watching this lolol

[@EmergencyCringe]

this video is a whole bunch of proof that i should continue to do quests first, chests second xD

[@buggame7574]

whenever java upload i save his video for night time and make sure to make yummy dinner for myself to eat while watching :D

[@deadinside5883]

Honestly even tho I’ve already 100% Fontaine it’s always so fun seeing u explore the area cuz I had the exact same struggles with puzzles and especially with the elevators in the prison 😂😂

[@kazuu_44]

26:10 watching this after natlan hits different

[@AdalynnCaelgirien]

No way... I finished the entite Fontaine (true 100%) and I didn't know you could combine the bubbles into a big one?? First I was laughing at Java for not having Scara to break the puzzles and now I'm embarrassed for not knowing about that bubble mechanic >

[@Arequiral]

Wait, you can merge bubbles...? So... all those puzzles... I COULD HAVE DONE WAY EASIER..???-

[@jUcA_5286]

Nice Video, always enjoy your Videos!

[@illyam_4]

How fitting that Yoi was there for the fireworks 54:36

[@noriko1428]

If a smart and skilled person like Java struggles there, I don't even have to try starting the quest.

[@sogunuboschet6942]

Have fun on your holiday!

[@MSSProductions1]

thank you, I'll go exploring now

[@Emi-il4zg]

WOOOO ANOTHER LONG VIDEO!! it’s been a while since the last one!

[@Emily-jh8om]

I'd pay to have a 10 hour long Java video lol Also I find it funny how he doesn't like exploring that much but I'd love to do it on every account ever

[@Rain_OfficialYT]

"background noise" huh? i actually watched the whole thing as a regular video and not as background noise LOL

[@slothsupporter7902]

CONGRATS JAVA

[@caitlynchambers2051]

You’re outtro is so real😂 “I mean I was probably just background noise so I hope you got something productive done😂” yessir. I got laundry done while you suffered in Fontaine😂

[@Squiggles_Slime]

12:32 im pretty sure the reason Paimon says things twice is because the traveler is not fluent in the language of Teyvat, so she puts it simpler for them to undetstand :) its also why the traveler doesnt talk much!

[@7ar4me52]

"He is the dwagn hehehe dragon this nut" my fav line 😂

[@kair0__]

JAVA UPLOAD!!

[@animegirl0776]

Ayyy just what I need before sleep 😆

[@Lucifer_Abysseum]

Felt very called out when he said the video was probably backgrounds noise because yes. It was. Still had a lot of fun though.

[@VincentBurkett]

I love ling java videos his voice calms me down and ive watched all his videos at least 10times

[@miajohansson172]

Geo only please ! And finally someone talked about how good the jelly fish power is, it’s like the underwater hydro dragon!

[@Jay-ls5ys]

6:12 I thought I got this chest but thanks to you I found out that I didn't 😭 12:50 genshin buildings never made sense, have you seen alhaitham's house? it's the size of a public toilet from the outside but a mansion in the inside lmao 41:09 here's an idea, have a counter for every time you do stuff with a twist and not as the game intended you to do 1:05:23 I advise you next time whenever there's a new area, do ALL world quests then start looking for chests, this way you'll have every place already unlocked and you will not be interrupted by cutscenes anyway great video I hope you make more of these long exploring videos, I'm more excited to start exploring too

[@_98310]

YAY! Java! i love you

[@Drakepreat]

Wooooooooo new java vid 🎉

[@Arequiral]

I had to double check when the video came out, when he referred to the top area as a new area before the text came on screen

[@aliteralduck_]

the only thing i have 100% is depression from my 50/50s

[@okayuuuuu_]

9:28 fancy burst 13:24 no comments 22:08 professor :00 23:20 traveller goes augh mode 23:46 🤨🤨🤨 24:40 roasting us 24:47 borderline dying 24:50 cutscene!! 1:20:30 Bada beem bada boom

[@ojenzdaniel2463]

“nobody told me that!” CUZ U DONT EVEN READDDDD😭😭😭

[@Princess-m2x]

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS?!! 26:27

[@pixie.-.]

"i would like to understand what I'm doing... like.. in the slightest..." is so real 😭😭

[@Sasshoemaker]

You actually helped me find some stuff I missed

[@josieh5950]

Java posted yay! We all say in unison

[@melaniewalter8605]

„I never thought Hoyoverse would release a character that can walk on water“ Kokomi in the mean time: it might seem crazy what i‘m about to say..

[@bebbe6596]

can't decide if I should sleep or watch this

[@togsana]

Both

[@Genlox-lol]

sleep... doesnt exist

[@Crykittie_]

You could make a [REGION] only account, for example an account only locked to characters from that exact region, for example sumeru only or natlan!

[@beverlyrussell8034]

That's been done.

[@thethoughtsofourlife]

Kekvin has already tried mondstadt only

[@Crykittie_]

@@thethoughtsofourlife Oh, i only watch Java so i wasnt sure if anybody made it, unfortunate tho

[@atsukikuroe2613]

The closest we had of an Archer only ** (My fav class is archer, why, idk their neat :’3 and I love snipping things far away XD)

[@deadinside5883]

In sorryyyy but 1hr+????? THANK YOU ❤❤❤❤❤

[@Byteme321go]

Childe tells us about skirk when we first see him in Fontaine btw! In act 1!

[@Diamond1234]

30:15 Paimon is our random intrusive thoughts at any moment, she'll ruin the tension. XD

[@Columby]

Javatheduck has uploaded again 😌

[@ravenkat2050]

HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED QUESTIONS I HAD FOR SPECIFIC PUZZLES??!?!?!?! That one locked spot at the teleport where it’s 2 floating boxes in the water ?! Yeah I’ve been searching for months on that ! And he just answered it as well as the door in the cave!!! I’m so annoyed at how SIMPLE it is but ugh anyway this video was entertaining I now have 83832882 quests to do. Thanks java

[@pexdark]

If you're still considering starting a new account, you could try Sumeru only - there's two standard banner characters, and Sethos is releasing shortly

[@alex_kruspe]

2:35 I have a idea for a new acc, what if you make a acc where you pull for the ‘bad characters’? with that I mean full for characters who aren’t really in the meta anymore, such as; Klee, albedo, qiqi, chonyun, amber,… and try to beat spiral abyss with ‘bad characters’?

[@jorissmal1769]

Finally more long content ❤❤❤❤

[@fizzyjam]

YESSS i love exploration content

[@TiredDolpn]

26:15 bro guessed the story of Natlan like 7 months before it came out

[@Frostyyyb]

I feel like a lot of his stress comes from not reading the instructions and not using his brain 😅 all the mechanisms and quest were fairly easy

[@Player_Expendable_1]

I love how out of context this could be taken out of

[@justapasserbyrandomperson9325]

I'm only 10 min in, so idk if you already figured it out, but the gear stuff is literally Big arrow pointing towards the door you want to open At least one small arrow pointing the opposite direction of the main arrow

[@wesleyleigh4063]

There’s always anemo only, someone did it way back but there’s plenty of new characters to use now

[@HuTao_BestPyroMain]

Your account was made after mine but I’m still only AR 56 and the time you posted this I was at AR 55

[@david0264]

Finally, Java exploration version, is back

[@remikazuki]

Java's patience is something I desire