I FINALLY got my Tesla CYBERTRUCK, but I already have some issues!

The Tesla market is crazy, and full of bargains right now! See for yourself on Autotempest: www.autotempest.com/s/XVhEGE

[@HooviesGarage]

I can't believe how many cheap Tesla Model S examples are on Autotempest. CLICK and see for yourself! www.autotempest.com/s/Gs9RMJ

[@stevewilliams5428]

I don't want one.

[@Shauma_llama]

That every goofball with more money than sense wanted. Brilliant purchase for the dumbest automotive channel in all of KZbin

[@Shauma_llama]

Please use it like an actual truck and see how it holds up. Don't make it a garage queen, you know the resale value is going to plummet anyway.

[@JGarcia2016]

What a piece of crap, my stainless steel fridge looks better than the cybertruck.

[@Ornelas11B]

I don’t want that piece of shit.

[@dancingoctopus9888]

The mental gymnastics required for cybertruck owners to feel ok is amazing.

[@garrettproductions1513]

I’d love to have one if I could afford it

[@Punchy361]

​@garrettproductions1513 you could use that money to get a top of the line Chevy or GMC and it would actually be a real truck and it wouldn't immediately need repairs, AND you could even drive it in the rain!

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

@@Punchy361 Exactly. You can get a Chevy High Country Duramax with unstoppable power and Cadillac luxury for less than this ugly rust bucket.

[@dreamsteelgarage8418]

@@Punchy361 Don't believe all the YTubers who whine about shit and want clicks because, oh yeah, they get PAID for view time and Likes. These trucks are fast, dependable and always draw a crowd. Maybe not the truck for everyone but they perform. They also have more power than a Ford Raptor R supercharged easily beating it on the street or dirt.

[@Punchy361]

@dreamsteelgarage8418 they've all been recalled and they've all had issues the second they left the lot. I wouldn't call that dependable. But hey, it's your money, do as you please. I also know a Nigerian prince who needs your assistance, and he'll totally pay you back!

[@philipobando]

i dont know where you got the "everybody" wants it from.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

It's called ad-libbing.

[@bettermost]

LOL I thought the same thing... NOT ME!

[@user-wt7ec1pb7u]

NOT me, i don't want a piece of crap from musk EVER!

[@mikem5820]

100% agree. I want nothing to do with thst ugly moving death box.

[@robertt9342]

This always seemed like a trash, great as a prop, but as a vehicle, it leaves a lot to be desired.

[@chinnyvision]

It's like Homer Simpson designed a car and then British Leyland built it.

[@ZER0--]

British Leyland. I remember that. At least we (Brit) used to have a car company. Lol.

[@HoveMania]

Check out the 'quadratic steering wheel' used in a British Leyland car in the 1980s,

[@Charlie4pants]

To be fair, BL build quality in the '70s was better than US build quality is now.

[@Stop..carry-on]

@@HoveMania Ford are using a similar design with their fold flat desk steering wheel in the new transit

[@boogboog8097]

Excellent British boomer reference 👏 I miss the Queen being on stamps😢

[@peterphan227]

Rust is a feature of the Cybertruck. It's how you can tell one Cybertruck from another. The same goes for the ill-fitting body panels.

[@alvadagansta]

lol it's like patina. A feature 😂

[@Ratkwad]

Good point, really smart of Tesla as always

[@dreamsteelgarage8418]

Except the panels fit quite well if you see one in person. They don't rust either. EV haters like to say all sorts of crap and no, people that buy them don't necessarily care if they are saving the planet either, but they do like to save their wallets when it comes to maintenance and gas.

[@redonk1740]

He's not the self-proclaimed dumbest car channel on KZbin for nothing.

[@Dankcatvacs]

With the fast lane close behind

[@Oldvehicle19]

​@@Dankcatvacs what did fast lane do ?

[@davemckee4907]

You just can't fix stupid.

[@kevindimauro9689]

JMO, but this is probably one of Hoovie’s smarter automotive purchases .

[@Oldvehicle19]

@@kevindimauro9689 how

[@tacticaltuna]

"i bought a $100,000 car and its great! except all of these build quality issues" yeah. sounds like a great car.

[@chuckcts-v3460]

Only two people working at the dealership, good luck getting it fixed, and it is 200 miles away.

[@MrDeadsr]

The fit near the rust spot is really typical tesla bad. I really cant imagine paying that much for such a car.

[@cadillacblunt]

I do think its funny how everyone forgets that a delorean had the same issue and started instructing people to use steel wool when you see something like this.

[@Adierit]

@@cadillacblunt steel wool and wd40

[@xcreeperify]

they should rebrand it the tesla lada... this this is going to age like raw milk.

[@marcdraco2189]

"It looks like a Star Trek ... WHAT?!" Jesus some people have too much money.

[@davidhardaker192]

And poor judgement

[@cuda70gt7]

A star trek reject

[@obeseperson]

Why be angry about the way a wealthy person spends their money lmao weird

[@silverstake88]

Some people bitch too much....

[@boogboog8097]

TV show from the 70s version looks like a prop the carpenters made in a week 😂

[@michelleyoung731]

Looks like some vehicle in a low budget science fiction movie from the 1950's, like what they thought people would be driving in the year 1980.

[@pinegd1]

Gort

[@lhaviland8602]

The space year 1997

[@robertblaney5033]

It looks like a Delorean & a Pontiac Aztec had a baby 😂

[@Jstevenson_96]

That's original.

[@lesstyranny2695]

I own a Delorean - and I agree.

[@jimsix9929]

gotta give you that one just sad but funny

[@metalmike570]

Well they don't have 600+ horse power though.

[@skylined5534]

The Delorean is a pretty good looking car.

[@RobRoss]

I don’t think it looks futuristic. I think it looks like what someone from the 1950s thought would look futuristic. But in 2024, it just looks ridiculous.

[@edide1627]

That is exactly what I said from the first moment I saw it.

[@josefgerken4002]

Looks like it was created by an 8 year old with a ruler.

[@mikaeljonsson4686]

I'd wager they outsourced the design to a bunch of 5 year olds at a pre school! 😜🤪🙃

[@divergentthinkingproductions]

It if went totally retro 50s scifi, it would be sick as hell, what with giant fins, bubble top, tons of chrome and a ton of switches and dials.

[@breilly66]

Honestly, the confused future visions of the 50s were far more interesting

[@byungchanlee2131]

A decorative pedal cover in a $100,000 car is very telling regardless of whether it's a safety issue or not.

[@christopherpardell4418]

Lots of cars have decorative pedal covers. You just aren’t aware of them because they don’t fall off. The tell that Tesla has doofus engineering is that it was deisgned to taper so it could wrap around the pedal and slide on and no one though to mold in a plastic or metal snap catch so the thing could not slide right back off. They used glue. On something subjected to shear stresses from your rubber soled shoes.

[@drakkenmensch]

And it was GLUED on. *GLUED.* What kind of incompetent self-taught nonsense is this, using GLUE instead of BOLTS?!?

[@markj9544]

A Tesla service center/dealer ship sounds like when you have 2 check outs at a Walmart on a Sunday.

[@krayoxtv8331]

It just looks horrible.

[@MrHamlet]

It's awesome.

[@portermcsorley]

It is undoubtedly ugly, but somehow still cool looking. Doesn’t make sense to me either. It’s so ugly to the point it’s cool how ugly it is.

[@kurtisstutzman7056]

Terribly ugly...!

[@Weyco23]

Agree, it is just so fucking ugly.

[@NewEdgeDesigns]

It’s ridiculous, imagine trying to get bodywork done on this ugly POS

[@GordonPavilion]

The CYBERTRUCK looks exactly like the car Homer Simpson designed.

[@drakkenmensch]

Except the Homer car was more affordable.

[@mackenzieleopeng4272]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="848">14:08</a> made me LOL. Car panic-braking because of a steep hill.

[@heathwirt8919]

An exclusive Tesla feature!

[@benjaminwilliamson9580]

"I do have a spot of rust. You think I'm kidding?" no, no one thought you were kidding. 😂😂

[@chadhaire1711]

this is normal for stainless...easy to wipe off as ALL owners have to......

[@metalmike570]

@@chadhaire1711 💯 Yeah, a condom wrap is too expensive but some of these buyers will get that too.

[@blessguy5330]

@@metalmike570A wrap Is 2 much for someone buying a CT. Who are you kidding?

[@mikezupancic2182]

No, he's just the dumbest person for a reason.

[@metalmike570]

@@blessguy5330 I saw a couple different videos and one guy got a wrap on it. It might have been 8 grand, I think that's what he said. His was like 80,000, and then a wrap too. Just insane, but some people are well off I guess.

[@vincenthernandez7819]

1600 a month for 6 years for a vehicle that depreciates more than a turd on the sun sounds like a responsible financial decision.

[@jf8138]

Financing a car that cost this much is what poor ass morons do. Buy cash or stop pretending you have money.

[@magiccheeseball]

I would buy one in a heartbeat everyone that has them makes money on them and when they do start to depreciate I don't think it will be any more than any other new vehicle and most likely less until years down the road when the battery start going bad but all the money you saved in gas evens things out

[@chris-_-3073]

​@@magiccheeseball🤣

[@johngalt5411]

Hmmm, definitely didn't take Dave Ramsey's advice on this one 😉

[@StinkPickle4000]

@@magiccheeseball Did you not watch? He said he can break even if he only owns it for a month.

[@Syst3m04]

I love how happy people are with a p.o.s. truck with huge quality issues, but if this was any other company it would be "look at how bad this is, why would anyone buy it." The mental gymnastics are amazing.

[@blackholesun3569]

True cult members 🤪

[@OmegaZyion]

All those sharp edges would be a big red flag for me. It isn't that difficult to get rid of that sharp edge, I honestly don't know why they didn't sand down those edges to protect their customers other than lack of quality standards. And stainless steel isn't actually stainless, it's just more resistant to rusting. So you should probably not drive it in the rain, put it through a car wash, or leave it anywhere near a large water source (especially if that source is saltwater).

[@dr0n3droid]

Checked your channel but didn't find any evidence of your stainless steel manufacturing experience. Please explain how it "isn't that difficult to get rid of that sharp edge" or exactly what tools you would employ to "sand down those edges". Genuinely interested. Please explain.

[@OmegaZyion]

@@dr0n3droid It's called sanding. You don't need a degree or experience to hold a handheld sander and spend 10 minutes per panel knocking off those sharp edges.

[@franciscodanconia4324]

@@OmegaZyionyou’d have to use a grinder, not a sander.

[@OmegaZyion]

@@franciscodanconia4324 A grinder could take off too much and would leave ugly scratch marks. A belt sander would still be able to take off the edge while giving a finished look.

[@Thegreatone-mx8tk]

​@@franciscodanconia4324you could definitely use a sander like an orbital with really coarse padding lol

[@2011blueman]

"everyone wants it"...I don't know anyone that actually wants one.

[@ComplexConcept]

For people like me that live in suburban California it makes sense, for people in rural America definitely not.

[@fredflintstone8048]

It's just a mantra to help keep the demand up and as such, it's value.

[@hunyesmith03]

@@ComplexConcept Deffo! I’m in London, I want one! Loads of people want one, most people I know either want one or just think it’s awesome but don’t drive because it’s London, you don’t need a car, like NYC.

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Gay cowboys eating pudding

[@NarNarHD]

He knows, He says stuff like that so people will fill the comment section with comments like yours. It drives engagement and makes the algorithm spread his videos to more ppl

[@enrobsorussell]

A shiny new....upside down urinal. $100,000 for a urinal.

[@pavementsailor]

But a stainless urinal doesn't rust like this.

[@enrobsorussell]

@@pavementsailor But maybe, given Elon`s liking for anything `sustainable`, Tesla re-used old urinals.

[@seanoleary1979]

...that was FUNNY!!!!!

[@2crude2crudeofficialband3]

It has better use as a fancy urinal than as a truck.

[@kevinz8930]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewnippert3252]

You financed it? Wow. I recommended you immediately sell it. Perhaps you can even make a profit if you sell it NOW. You had your fun for a brief time. Hopefully you've learned your lesson.

[@spodt6932]

WTF are you talking about when you say everybody wants one? I haven't met anyone that says he or she wants what you call a Tesla CYBERTRUCK.

[@MastaT_150]

This is one vehicle I’m actually going to enjoy Whistlin Diesel getting his hands on. 🔨🧨

[@billsmith281]

He already has one.....& he shot it...many times

[@landyngavin3980]

@@billsmith281 what video?

[@aroooooo]

That's JerryRigEverything

[@timnewburry3687]

You know who whistindiesel ​@@billsmith281

[@justbudd1886]

Yes indeed

[@Veikra]

Can't have pop-up headlights because they are too dangerous for pedestrians, but 2 sharp metal plates on either side of the hood: thats fiiiiiine !

[@stevansaunders18]

😂exactly!!

[@ToyKingWonder]

Thank you. You know what that reminds me of? As a kid, I was not allowed to ride a mini bike on the street, or even put a tiny motor on my beach cruiser. That was NOT ALLOWED!!!!! Today, you can have an electric bike that does 35 miles an hour, twice what those things would do, and that is perfectly fine, even riding in the bike lane with them. Because it's an EV! The madness never ends.

[@jay128k9]

@@ToyKingWonderyet another two wheeled thing an electric scooter is not allowed in the uk

[@bindingcurve]

@@ToyKingWonder "can have an electric bike that does 35 miles an hour" are NOT legal, but like kids back in the day with mini bikes and home built motor bikes, they did it anyway.

[@user-ff3ib5oc4s]

Cybertruck identifies as a truck. So hardly any rules apply.

[@sunenfun3607]

WRONG, not everybody wants one.

[@TBonerton]

I know 2 people who signed up for one and are trying to sell the permission slip. Not even fanboys want them anymore.

[@practicelogos53teamer]

I don't want any Tesla vehicles and products well said.

[@verttikoo2052]

Nobody wants it. I haven’t seen anyone buying a new Tesla in years. From EVs KIA is making lots of new clients where I live.

[@mochutasull739]

I want one!

[@shaniapearcey]

Only fools

[@MarkLada]

This haphazardly put together pile of scrap metal and plastic is most definitely not a truck.

[@dashobie]

100 years in the future that Cybertrunk will have been in a scrap yard for 98 years.

[@joealex65]

Here we go again! 😂 Can't wait for Tyler to do the famous towing tests he is known for! 😂

[@Shauma_llama]

He's totally missing the boat if he doesn't do a towing video on it.

[@NafanyaZX]

And it better be racing a delorean, while towing an F150 lightning

[@taunuslunatic404]

He should bury it.

[@MrRikrdorm]

My thoughts exactly lol

[@CaptainRex-sl4xk]

And picked up by Alex Jones

[@bparks_5095]

Stopped twice to charge on a 200 mile trip running 80mph completely empty? What a complete joke of a vehicle. I feel bad for the people who bought these

[@MM-fh6kp]

I feel happy they proved us right…..

[@Zero_Ninety]

I don't. They're either Musk cultists or they have a single digit IQ, either way, fuck 'em.

[@briangasser973]

He said the range was about 200 miles at 80-85 mph. I doubt he waited for the truck to charge completely since charging takes more time as it gets close to 100% full.

[@richsweeney1115]

i dont .....its their own stupidity

[@Im.Richard]

Prime example more money than common sense

[@boogboog8097]

Tfl channel did a towing test with one of these 84 miles of range with a trailer😂 They ran alongside a diesel towing an identical load and when refueling the diesel took 5 minutes and was 10 dollars cheaper than the 1hour 40 minutes recharge 😂

[@paull3179]

It can be converted into a large backyard kitchen sink. My oldest car is and S4 with 455hp in white with zero rust at 14 years with 99% original parts including the battery.

[@laurat1129]

Or grill for the farm?

[@DrakeRichter]

"Everybody wants it" is... a very bold statement to make about the cybertruck. I mean, I would take one for free, but only because I could probably get good money from some poor sucker who cares more about the memes than anything else in life.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

As I said on another video, I wouldn't drive it if it were free, I'd have it trailered to the nearest auction because I'd be embarrassed to be seen in it.

[@freecycling6687]

"That truck is stupid." "Oh yeah? I want a second opinion!" "Okay. It's ugly, too."

[@dragracer4407]

It's very UGLY!!

[@Gurupimp10]

Looks like a car for people with Downsyndrom xD

[@boots_n_coots]

Rodney Dangerfield joke! 🤣

[@777poco]

LOL

[@JaredBrown_hkuspgtr]

I don't hate it, I'd take that over any other Tesla. At least you'll be able to tell it apart. New added bonus, free rust stain livery....

[@howebrad4601]

If the hubcaps rub into the tires, did they do any testing and validation during development?

[@tnc7399]

Probably, but they don't drive the car too much. Maybe enough to qualify the tires as used

[@Iconoclasher]

Maybe if they spent a few extra dollars on a better grade of stainless steel instead of the light show, it wouldn't be rusting. Out where I come from in Arizona, we call this "stupid money".

[@TobiasRieperGood]

It's not rust; it's blood.

[@stevansaunders18]

😂

[@anthonyxuereb792]

For real?

[@21cabbvge]

@@anthonyxuereb792it was a joke

[@anthonyxuereb792]

@@21cabbvge Thank God for that as I took it seriously, stainless steel shouldn't rust right?

[@Hazehellivo]

@@anthonyxuereb792 All steel can rust, it depends on the corrosive agent it contacts, either its water, blood or ferric chloride. Stainless steel has some resistance to rust depending of the grade but it's not stain proof. My guess is those panels are made from some low grade stainless with low chromium content or high carbon %.

[@ingrampowell9111]

Looks like a "truck of the future" from a low-budget 70s sci-fi movie!

[@Argumemnon]

And just as functional.

[@bigkk758]

Damnation Alley

[@roguen7dragon243]

Actually the Truck design was a drawing that Elons young kid made of a car lol 😆 😆

[@ProxiProtogen]

That was kinda the point lol

[@pj4433]

That’s why I want one

[@SamVilain]

Between the Frunk and the Instrument Panel you’ll find the Heat Pump system, a variety of low voltage control systems, safety systems, autopilot and infotainment, the front motor(s), vents and air filtration, and did you say there was air suspension? That takes up space and has a compressor, somewhere. It all adds up!

[@stiglagerfeld9151]

Whenever I feel bad that I got into collecting pocket knives, I remember that there are people who bought a Cyber truck.

[@shniest]

What you're actually feeling is called... buyers remorse

[@BIGBADWOOD]

No maintenance RIGHT ..... TESLA TURD

[@ItzzzBeamo]

First time on Hoovie’s channel?

[@bbb462cid]

@@ItzzzBeamo fair question

[@muskokamike127]

I do like it, except for this. But I do like it, except for this. I do like the ride, except for the uncontrolled braking. Sounds like he's trying to convince himself he's not a 'tard.

[@skylined5534]

I've got sympathy buyer's remorse for him.

[@normanstewart7130]

My grandmother used to say "a fool and his money are soon parted".

[@zoltrix7779]

Some people are just loaded and don't really fall under that umbrella.

[@bomberbolton]

Soon partying 🎉

[@philmarsh7723]

@@zoltrix7779 If that were true in his case, he would have paid cash.

[@fishndive1961]

If you buy a bottle of phosphoric acid, just wipe it on the stainless wherever there are rust stains, leave it 15 minutes and then wipe it off. I use it on my boat and it just wipes away.

[@Cookie-Dough-Dynamo]

They need to grain the sheet metal, then passivate it, then shoot a clear over it. In the nuclear industry, press brake tools are wrapped, welding tables are covered with stainless, and everything is passivated. It's the only way to keep stainless from rusting due to ferrous metal contamination.

[@mg9001]

When Hoovie says it's "the dumbest purchase I've made in a very long time," that is saying something.

[@ItzzzBeamo]

First time?

[@icosthop9998]

At least he is honest.

[@airplane6417]

nah arguably this is the worst.

[@etiennebaree6176]

is he maybe the dumbest ??? just ask :-)

[@IH8AI]

Don't see how anything could top the Fisker Karma but sure

[@CreationsVibration]

Hoovie the Star Trek jacket is more impressive

[@Zzus321]

AGREE

[@GT001]

Picard's Captain's jacket. He influenced its design as he found the normal uniform uncomfortable.

[@Gurupimp10]

Indeed, it looks so damn Cheap to make, no bodycurvs or nothing... Lets hope the " Gaps" are some what better on this one, must be very easy to line up the panels at least xD

[@TheOriginalAndysGarage]

I also agree screw that truck

[@rdsledge]

The “ red shirts” have the highest mortality rate!😳

[@omegalamda3145]

I heard the bed has to remain up while driving as the brakes lights etc the license plate cannot be seen to the traffic behind you. There goes the truck element to it.

[@ekimbrough1413]

Love your Star Trek jacket....Night Rider!

[@cloudkitt]

My two main takeaways from this video as well 😂

[@DaveSomething]

"Everybody wants one!" If I wanted a stainless steel hoopty with shoddy build quality, I'd get a DeLorean...

[@boundish1]

Yeah, at least the Delorean looks good.

[@DaveSomething]

@@boundish1 exactly

[@juanzingarello4005]

Absolutely. That car is a legend. This thing is a kitchen sink.

[@Okurka.]

He meant that every 8-year-old wants one.

[@philip4193]

Yeah, the DeLorean is mechanically a piece of crap but at least it looks cool and has attained iconic status in film & modern culture. The Cyber Truck seriously looks like it was built from direct reference to a sketch drawn by a 3yr old who was handed a crayon and a piece of cardboard to play with.

[@thomasking1490]

When the brief is 'how much divorced dad energy can we pack into a vehicle?'

[@Deletirium]

😂 Perfect summation. All it's missing is a chesty secretary just a little past her prime.

[@mathewherges397]

My stainless-steel knives have rust on them sometimes... it's not the stainless rusting, it's other metal or material contaminating it. A Scotch Bright pad makes it go away. Whereas parts made from regular steel rust through and you can't buff it out. Also, my experience with getting my Model Y was great and yours with getting the CT is not typical just for some context. It's a new product and it's not fully ramped yet.

[@dashobie]

Hey that's cool a Fireplace on the Screen as it Burns to the Ground.

[@masterdinosawr]

So you waited 5 years for this product, paid 40k more than you were told you had to, it has rust on it already and the customer service at the "dealer" was rude? What the fuck...

[@lordchaa1598]

I know, for $100+k, I’d expect the red carpet laid out for me. I can’t believe people are paying that much for so little. It’s the most basic looking interior I’ve ever seen.

[@user-vx7vi3vq1c]

None of us believed it would be a 500 mile range truck for $60,000 as Elon claimed it would.

[@Chris-cb9ln]

@@user-vx7vi3vq1c Did you write down that prediction somewhere when this truck was announced with specs?

[@user-vx7vi3vq1c]

@@Chris-cb9ln No, Elon did. When it first was announced he told us the Cybertruck would have a 500 mile range and cost $60,000. I’m an Elon Musk supporter but he flat out lied about those numbers.

[@angela1984a]

Where did Hoovie say that the "dealer" was rude? I didn't hear that...

[@bGzzzzz]

“As far as the gaps and things it’s pretty good” 😂😂 the panel alignment was off at that rust section and the panel gaps appear to be a consistent width of a river 😂😂 Any car marker with those panel gaps would be laughed at.

[@chinnyvision]

That's the kind of panel matching you'd get on an early Rover SD1. They rusted straight from the factory as well. 48 years of progress!

[@bGzzzzz]

@@chinnyvision - I guess Tesla stole the wrong blueprints 😂

[@taylorhickman84]

he has lost his mind

[@TheNuzzman]

Well,I saw a video with the panel gaps on the 2024 Mustang,so all car makers do not make quality a priority,also paint bubbling on a new car.

[@bGzzzzz]

@@TheNuzzman - riiiight, so because you Mustang has inconsistent panel gaps, that’s ’normal’ for US vehicles? 🤣 I suggest stick with Jap/Korean/German cars, the. You would understand the attention to detail required for making cars….

[@scaredinsane]

It almost caused a wreck driving up a hill but THANK GOD the OTHER DRIVER was paying attention lmaoo

[@fredparker6836]

It is surface rust. Nothing to worry about. It is the imperfections in the surface

[@stuffhappens5681]

In a world of a zillion Cybertruck videos Hoovie manages to make his entertaining enough to make me watch till the end. Kudos.

[@jooei2810]

That’s our Hoovie wearing a Star Trek shirt!

[@jooei2810]

Yeah Hoovie made it interesting and funny, he has that knack!

[@mikedemarchelier9090]

That’s true showmanship for you right there! That young man is gonna go places I tell ya! 🤣

[@Chris-hw4mq]

First cybertruck I stuck more than 1 minute, Hoovie makes it fun

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

I watch almost all of his videos to the end. There's no one else like Hoovie.

[@thewatersavior]

Love that panel alignment above the rust

[@ezg8448]

That's standard with almost every Tesla bought!

[@grand-georgeproductions3857]

Why did Elon Musk manufacture a massive refrigerator that fits in people's garages 😂🤣👌💯

[@stevenbenton2061]

I do love how you can dice carrots closing the hood (bonnet).

[@meadmaker4525]

Ironically, most full-size, top-trim ICE trucks have a video screen/camera in the rear view mirror. They don't need it, but they have it. The cybertruck needs it, but instead of adding this cool piece of tech in an obvious place where people could use it, they put the rear view camera image on the center screen...with the 482 other things that all have to go through that screen. Stupid decision.

[@SneakyCaleb]

My Chevy bolt euv for 20k has it….

[@weirdkitty07]

Do Not try the self driving mode. Seen cybertruck owners around here nearly running people down like in a movie. You are going to run into random carts in the parking lot, into trees and poles, bikes, and possibly pedestrians. Bad news. And don't accidentally get your fingers caught in the truck or hood or door.

[@GudieveNing]

Cybertruck self driving, (Autopilot or FSD) isn't available yet.

[@robertt9342]

⁠@@GudieveNing. Seems to be the problem then.

[@youbetyourwrasse]

Ssshhh don't tell him that. We want to see the video! :D

[@apple1231230]

you cant go self driving mode. it doesnt exist for this product yet. interesting you've seen people nearly mowed down by something that doesnt exist yet.

[@douglyseng1083]

@@GudieveNing Absolutely correct, no FSD in Cybertruck yet. But if he can't find something bad to say he will simply make it up! But weirdkitty07 is correct in one thing, slamming the door on your finger in a Cybertruck would hurt, unlike slamming the door on your finger in any other car!

[@fleialex]

Customer service? No way…. 🤦‍♂️had on my i4 1,5 hour introduction on pick up.. Sales guy was fully committed to explain everything to me.

[@wendymartin6479]

Could you cancel the order when the price doubled, or were you forced to take it?

[@justcallmejohn2833]

When I first saw the Cyber truck I thought, it must be a test mule! I never thought someone was dumb enough to put it into production. I was wrong!

[@shyguy.654]

It's like the Homer Car

[@hiloviking]

Over 2 million pre-order reservations, figure at least 250k - 500k final orders, time will tell.

[@justcallmejohn2833]

@@hiloviking It’s one of the ugliest vehicles I have ever seen. And how many people can afford a vehicle that costs $100K?

[@CaptHollister]

Since there are hundreds of thousands of people who are dumb enough to buy one, it made sense to put it into production.

[@ProctorsGamble]

Exactly what I thought but no…

[@VelvetHammer1]

Congrats on your 100K+ Pontiac Aztek.

[@ThisisForTheTV]

Except the Aztek was actually fairly reliable.

[@Jasa12265]

That is an insult to Pontiac Azteks

[@McNubbys]

God damn I see it now🤣

[@truegamer483]

LOL

[@Clearanceman2]

The Aztek looked way better.

[@bobbyb9718]

Seems like Nevr-Dull would be good on any of those rust spots. Very cool truck.

[@drift180x]

How is it that a car that’s new have rust on it already? What did they do to it?

[@Phaedrus-th7bi]

Actually, as a pick-up driver for the past thirty+ years, I am greatly offended by referring to this thing as a "truck". I can't imagine anyone would really put dirt, gravel, manure, lumber, etc into it.

[@indolentcheese]

Elon Musk is a snake oil salesman. In order to get gullible fools to buy this POS he had to change the definition of "truck". You & your truck are now considered dinosaurs therefor all dinosaurs are obsolete. I'd challenge anyone to a head to head match up between their brand new CyberJunk and a 20 year old Ford F250. Towing, payload capacity, off road capability etc. People will complain that it's not a fair comparison but I say if you're going to call that abortion a truck it better perform like a real one.

[@andrewhaywood1262]

Same with those pavement princesses I see everywhere.

[@Millennial_Manc]

Someone could test how much it carries just by giving Musk an enema

[@ventilate4267]

Congrats, you discovered the target demographic this will be sold to

[@leerob2403]

People call SUVs trucks all the time and it drives me nuts, lol

[@gringoviejo8023]

They didn't want you to have it brand new in freezing weather. You'll see why in about 6 months - when everything can be blamed on you because it's been "working fine" until you got your hands on it.

[@GrimSpec]

Ah, the Tesla truck with its myriad razor-like parts for "severing"-quite the unexpected feature! "love it" 😊

[@carlos-dt2tz]

How do you get type approval with all those corners and hard thin edges, they are not pedestrian friendly given the level of litigation you get in the USA. Also note that just because it’s made of stainless steel it does not mean that it cannot rust, just like cutlery and sinks etc, if you have surface contamination on it long enough the chromium oxide passive layer breaks down and hey presto … rust. Leave it dirty or contaminated long enough an the metal crystals in the surface will fall out leaving pitting on the surface.

[@vegansoy]

Everybody doesn’t want it.

[@doodlebug4339]

The novelty of this truck is already wearing off.

[@stephaneperron727]

The novelty wore off as soon as it was put on paper 😅

[@volvo09]

Yep, it's only interesting because it looks weird... But the novelty has certainly worn off. I think sales will drop off once the people who bought them for the hype start selling them and the market is flooded. Like the H2, it was super hyped up when it came out, and then no one cares about it a few years later.

[@NO3V]

Yeah. And now it's only the most efficient electric truck with the largest bed, the most comfort and the best tech.. Oh no.

[@stephaneperron727]

@@NO3V , efficient at what... making its way from one charging station to another?

[@NO3V]

@@stephaneperron727 turning provided energy into propulsion. I am not surprised the concept of efficiency is new to you.

[@danno3497]

They need to build a more rounded version There are way too many sharp edges to get cut on! And i would hate to get a dent as it would be costly to fix! No bondo and paint could fix it... One thing for sure, you would be getting your exercise parking all alone way out front to prevent door dings!

[@justinjauernig8675]

Where do you live in kansas i seen one of these pass me the otherday in westport missouri which is 30 minutes from where i live in kansas

[@Engineering_Rebel]

It’s already a hooptie? 😂

[@u4890]

give it a day or two till he discovers a shitpit deep enough

[@maddjole]

😂👊

[@peterhall8572]

Hoovie is supposed to buy old hoopties, not fashion statements

[@flapsweat]

​@peterhall8572 its a new hooptie

[@KingZetsumeitaka]

Always has been.

[@SteveMagnante]

Hi Tyler, Steve Magnante here. I think Tesla needs to do an exclusive run of Merrimack Editions, then follow them with Monitor Editions! They'd surely be IRON CLAD collectibles! -Steve Magnante

[@HooviesGarage]

Mags with those civil war references

[@skyrocketautomotive670]

Hope you're doing OK Steve!

[@FrankyRedEyes]

These are already in junkyards ready for a crawl video.

[@rogerpaulson9908]

Good to hear from you Steve.

[@ojbarberena7090]

Hope you are well my friend.

[@dashobie]

Has everyone noticed people that get suckered into buying a Cybertruck,they have to try & Brag it up.

[@alanjones4622]

The second horn sound you demonstrated sounded like the full time horn that sounds at the end of a rugby league match in the UK.

[@yannick7230]

He's paying 160 000$ for that truck over the next 8 years. He's gone absolutely mad.

[@baizerx]

Irrelevant, he will have sold it by the end of the year anyway. Use it for some Videos and pass it on.

[@neliz2k]

@@baizerx sold it, but not sold it for a profit.

[@fantabuloussnuffaluffagus]

@@baizerx He's gonna be upside down when he sells. Truly the dumbest automotive channel on all of KZbin. Hopefully the content is worth it.

[@baizerx]

@@neliz2k that's for sure :D

[@Metal0sopher]

@@neliz2k Who buys a new car, or any car, to sell it for a profit? A few rare classics that you can't drive, but no real cars.

[@qcbtbx]

A hooptie right from the factory!😂

[@Jin-Hu]

Making Hoovie even more efficient 😂

[@Jodyrides]

I saw one of these exact same model Tesla’s last night, May 8.. I was behind it leaving a baseball game. My wife noted how little view the driver has because of the angle of the rear window. It is almost horizontal… actually, seeing it in person from all angles, I was surprised at how stark the styling is..basically flat panels.. looks almost like something a first grader would draw with crayons in art class..

[@bgreen2266]

are those ripples in the left rear quarter panel?

[@Bundanator77]

Cyberdouche is the perfect description.

[@novaerog9921]

Nobody's forcing you to watch

[@vehicles_n_stuff]

@@novaerog9921hoovie said it himself

[@Bundanator77]

@@novaerog9921 lmao Tyler isn’t one, relax

[@skylined5534]

​@@novaerog9921 Alright Elon's fleshlight, calm down 😂

[@alexlarson2466]

I appreciate the W126 S class in the background. Representing both extremes of build quality and refinement!

[@stevenbenton2061]

Dude, what were you thinking? With the reception at Tesla you received, I would have walked. Guessing you can put it up for sale, not sure anybody with KZbin would buy. Picked up my new BMW M4 yesterday. The Genius guy, spent 21/2 hours with my introduction to the car.

[@computernostalgia6293]

Wow this thing makes the pt cruiser and Pontiac Aztec look amazing

[@philip4193]

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="893">14:53</a> "...but as far as people making fun of the gaps and things, they're actually pretty good; everything looks well lined up on this truck...". Rewind a couple of minutes earlier (and also at the very beginning just seven seconds into the video) when Hoovie is zooming-in to point out the rust patch on the edge of the fender panel, and we clearly see that the edge of the fender he is highlighting out is alarmingly out of vertical alignment by at least 1/8" with the corresponding edge of the A-pillar it runs up to.

[@noelgibson5956]

It looks like a gull-wing aluminium checkerplate toolbox. Like........WTF did they design it that way? Is there even any cargo space in there somewhere? It tortures my eyes. 💩🙈

[@teaCupkk]

On the plus side, you can probably trim hedges with it without any additional implements.

[@Thobeian]

This thing must trigger so many mechanics and industrial designers. As in they're jealous that something this shoddily put together is $100,000.

[@crimsonlightbinder]

yeah, I noticed that too.good eye

[@skylined5534]

​@@Thobeian Jealous? Mystified.

[@ryanhoffmann9341]

This is what I don't understand. Any other manufacturers, this sort of quality would be unacceptable, especially at this proce point. When are people going to start holding Tesla accountable. They are quick and literally nothing else. Their tech is way behind, their quality is beyond a joke, and the design is just different and nothing else. These vehicles are one the level of the Mitsubishi Mirage. Such crap.

[@TheKromusDevice]

...have you met the fans of Tesla? Listen to any of them, and you'll know exactly why "Super genius Musk can do no wrong", these people are as bad as flat earthers.

[@simonlb24]

Steady now. I'm in the UK and many years ago owned a first generation Mitsubishi Colt (Mirage in the US) and it was both practical and reliable. Plus, I could easily get spare parts from a Mitsubishi main dealer for very reasonable cost even though it was going on fifteen years old. Will anyone be able to say the same for a Cybertruck? I agree with your main point though: everyone seems to expect a low level of quality and willfully ignore it because it has a Tesla badge nailed on the front of it.

[@blklotus2753]

Stretch…domestic (US) market vehicles are known to be trash quality through and through for decades. This is nothing out of the ordinary.

[@willy250r]

@@danielkim1527 take it down a notch dude. I can certainly afford a cyber truck and I agree with that Ryan guy, this thing is ugly as sin and the Build quality for the price point is fucking absurd.

[@jimlahey1246]

RIP Bobby Bowden

[@jstoner9029]

I cannot it believe you spent $1.6k/ month on that thing.

[@alexdalgleish1061]

Please do setting up service centre appointment and loan car collection vid for fixing the corrosion.

[@dionvandenberg]

Thanks Hoovie. Thanks for actually living out my hugely irresponsible car fantasies.

[@tr3999]

That’s why we are ALL here!

[@SicSemperBeats]

“No serious issues” after you said it emergency brakes on steep hills is wild.

[@EBH01]

In all fairness, Stellantis products have been doing that since 2022 haha. My work van will switch units then panic stop if someone in the next lane turns anywhere without a signal

[@user-pg7hk5kf1j]

@@EBH01 Doesn't make anything any better. It's not because a vehicle has a serious issue that it is acceptable for another vehicle to have that issue.

[@SicSemperBeats]

@@EBH01 That doesn't make it any better tbh. Between my sisters' jeep, and my mothers chrysler 200 and a few people I know with chargers, Stellantis products are famous for random electrical issues, back when they were called FCA and Diamler Chrysler. This thing is $100k and a 2024 product...

[@compzac]

@@SicSemperBeats The curse of the TIPM strikes again. your right that FCA and daimler have issues and its for that reason i would never own one, but i would gladly trade my 2011 ford in for a dodge dart and its reliability issues over some of the issues ive heard teslas having. at least when the TIPM flips its lid all i end up with is a lawn ornament instead of a motorcycle mowing patrol car plastering pile of garbage like a tesla 🤣

[@SicSemperBeats]

@@compzac yep same. I hate chargers/challengers but would gladly drive one over a Tesla lol

[@Riprock296]

How much battery did you waste with all the windows going up and down, lights flashing, hood opening and closing! lol

[@robertdemeny251]

6 month ago, I bought an electric car. It runs well and the AWD is marvelous in the hellish Norwegian winter. We like driving the car. The wife in particular. Mostly I only get my hands on it for wash and cleaning. I have no doubt that it'll be a car that will depreciate a lot. As I say to my wife: "Lets earn som new money. That will solve the problem".

[@nellhikk8542]

Most people don’t understand stainless steel, stainless steel doesn’t rust unless it has surface contamination such as ferrous metal dust from another source lands on it, this will start to permanently mark the stainless steel. But separately, stainless steel will tarnish, this is just the stainless steel dulling over time due to other surface contamination but is not actually damaging the metal, stainless steel hand railings and boat fitting will tarnish, this can easily be polished out. Bottom line, everyone who has one of these truck should accept that you will be doing a lot of polishing every day with wax to stop it tarnishing, just because it’s stainless steel doesn’t mean you can be lazy about looking after its appearance.

[@dreadpenguinlord340]

I'd imagine brake dust would be a real problem with these things

[@corporalpunishment1133]

Stainless steel can rust it depends on the grade. The softer the stainless generally the more corrosion resistant, Hard stainless can develop surface rust but won't rust through like iron or steel.

[@spazmaster6731]

Yippie, you can buy a 100k daily chore

[@guzzijack9714]

It's not "never stain" it is "stain less." A big difference that most folks don't realize.

[@seankauder9721]

Hmm, I wonder how a TRUCK would ever be exposed to surface contamination

[@jasonzajac1819]

It's a refrigerator

[@CanadiansInCarsGettingCocky]

Refrigerators are rectangle. This is more of a scalene triangle.

[@matthewrodriguez7525]

😂😂😂😂w

[@forresttm]

Nah. Fridges are cool.😂

[@TrippyNoodles]

A very angry refrigerator.

[@nickcooler2658]

Refrigerator on wheels lol

[@andrewhugenberg4157]

I’ll give this a thumbs up for the algorithm, not for the dumb truck. Hoovie, you’re awesome, and love the realness of your approach on this vehicle.