I FINALLY WON LANGUAGEGUESSR

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[@radioactivehummusengine2407]

The run where he wins starts at 1:19:56 and ends at 1:23:28 in case anyone wonders.

[@Strider115]

Watch all for the sick watch time

[@alanmetheny9346]

Thank you so much. Greetings from Mexico!

[@radioactivehummusengine2407]

@@alanmetheny9346 You're welcome :D Greetings from Sweden!

[@Joshlikesblueberrywaffles]

Great you fucking spoiled it

[@lewax7327]

Bring McDonalds to Bangladesh!

[@Xenor999]

Is it not there?

[@DollyBoy_1923]

BMTB!!! BMTB!!! BMTB!!!

[@nute5302]

SCAM

[@ReallyEpikUsername]

@@Xenor999 Nah there are no McDonalds in my country its kind of sad

[@leonhardeuler7647]

Bangladeše McDonalds ana hok!

[@etruscanetwork]

*OUR BODIES ARE WALKING PROPER*

[@derbdep]

Tip to immediately recognize any of the 120+ Philippine languages: the word "mga" (pronounced "ma-ŋa", ŋ is the IPA for the ng in singer). It's the plural marker for virtually all Philippine languages, with 3-4 exceptions. Mga is put before the word you want to make a plural. Sooo if it sounds a bit Indonesian or Malaysian, but the speaker says "mga", then you know it's a Philippine language. Also the Spanish loanwords thing isnt true, because a good amount of our languages don't have Spanish loanwords (Spain couldn't colonize the entire archipelago), but nearly ALL of our languages use the word 'mga', without fail.

[@maxim_ml]

Nice

[@derbdep]

@@maxim_ml Thanks man! I got a few more tips for you all too: Duplication of syllables ("bababá ba? o'o, bababâ" is what you'd hear in elevators here. literally means "going down? yep, going down"). its a unique grammar point. it's unique to Philippine languages and ancestral Taiwanese Austronesian languages. tip 2: Philippine languages have this strong stress system too "pupuntá ba kayó sa maláyo, anó?" that sounds a bit Mediterranean, especially when compared with neighbouring Indonesian or Malay which sound flatter, making it harder to pick out when words start and end like "ya, sayamaupergikepasarmas, ". The only languages you can legit easily mix up with Philippine languages are Taiwanese Indigenous Austronesian languages, but because they've been heavily Sinized in their pronunciation it's easy to tell them apart. So pro tip for Asia: if it SOUNDS like Filipino being spoken by a Chinese person, then I guarantee you it's one of the 12 non-Sinic Taiwanese indigenous languages 💯 Hope these help! Also, history lesson because languages are related: Filipinos belong to a group of people called Austronesians, and we originated from those same 12 tribes in Taiwan long before the Han Chinese got there. Ancestral Filipinos overpopulated these islands back in the day and started warring with each other. They then developed huge outrigger boat catamaran things called "balangai", and whole communities sailed across the vast ocean to populate new islands. Their descendants became the Indonesians, Malaysians and Madagascar people on one side of the world: and on the other side their descendants became all the Moana folks = Chamorros, Nauruans, Samoans, Hawaiians, Maoris, Tahitians, Tongans etc. But wait! if Filipinos, Indonesians and aboriginal Taiwanese ppl are supposed to be directly related to Oceanic giants like Samoans, Hawaiians and Maoris, then why on earth are we all 2 ft shorter than them and stubbier?? 🤔 Because the Polynesian ancestors realized the nutritional value of the traditional miracle food known as Breadfruit (called kolo in Philippine languages; and 'olo or ulu in Polynesian languages). They decided to keep 'olo as their main staple, which made them all 6 ft 7 tall and built like tanks. 🍈💪 Whereas our ancestors who stayed here in island SE Asia thought kolo was meh, and decided to switch to eating rice... .. 2000 years later, we ended up as 5 ft hobbits because of it. We should've just stuck with Breadfruit. 🍚😒 TLDR: Eat Breadfruit, become Gigachad. That right there is the definitive difference between Austronesian Southeast Asians vs Pacific Islanders and why all our languages and peoples are related, in a nutshell.

[@CrystalSlaysYesIdo]

are you Filipino? Cuz I am

[@gloss2468]

@@derbdepnah dude thats legit so interesting, thanks for the paragraph.

[@bigtombowski]

I used to live in Philippines 🇵🇭 Married a Filipina Kinsay Bisdak dinhi?

[@Lunamanka]

The end was so emotional! Great stream bro

[@maryeagle626]

everything from 1:16:26 till 1:18:25 is true brilliant I laughed at it so much sure you have some accent in Russian, but you said "да что тут говорить, блять!" so nice and clear I just died from laughter

[@fireb4ll837]

Русские аудио здесь охуенные

[@yurasicko]

Ору

[@anastasiayasova8578]

сейм

[@janek4024]

он говорит "блять" соу флюентли...

[@maryeagle626]

@@janek4024 when your russkiy is so ochen'

[@Inazumavickun]

thank you for the outfit choice 😌

[@eth3rn4l]

I'm always flabbergasted by you not recognizing native South American languages. They have such specific features that it should be an instant hit. Guarani is a very interesting language in being a wide spoken one

[@kon_radar]

Bengali is the second most spoken language in India, after Hindi. Languageguessr got this wrong

[@jenm1]

holy cow

[@jenm1]

literally

[@AlbanianGladiator]

@@jenm1lollll

[@rojandyyyyyyyyy]

Bring McDonald's to Burger King

[@kon_radar]

Slovenian is the most Italian sounding Slavic language.

[@mislic]

Not true, its Croatian in Dalmatian region not Slovene

[@aspectreishauntingeurope]

Literally, as a Czech it sounds like speaking czech with an Italian accent

[@daSrilankanCat]

@@mislicbro admit that croatian , slovene , montenegrin , bosnian , macedonian , serbian and bulgarian are the same

[@user-vl5bc3mu4d]

Polish was impossible to guess, that audio sound actually like an afrikan market

[@itsme8201]

You are a true Tatar LanguageSimp. Come to Tatarstan anytime

[@anandapaul1155]

15:52 . Dude... India's second most spoken language is Bengali. lol...🗿🗿 Hope language simp sees this and appreciates how gigachad he really is.

[@meerkamel4383]

I joined the live before a second of its end what an amazing bad luck

[@aafrophonee]

When are you just gonna bite the bullet and finally learn Yorùbá?

[@padraigmaclochlainn8866]

Oh that's Gaeilge for Prostitute

[@artsy.stay_]

as a polish person, yes, we do have amazing beaches.

[@lheng2474]

timestamp? haha

[@Doomfaisal]

​@@lheng247412:20

[@zahar2402]

Bring Vkusno I Tochka in Bangladesh!

[@UcarErdem0606]

**OUR BED TO OUR GRAVEYARD, OUR BODIES ARE WALKING PROPER**

[@nonstop3517]

1:19:00 The Arabic dialect that was spoken is Syrian-Arabic 🇸🇾

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Did the man actually say "mathafaka"

[@nonstop3517]

@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH Noway ,😂 he said : Me too,I didn't understand It is possible that he was afraid or did not recognize you (ma earfuk means "didn't recognize you"

[@mishapsmakemagic]

No one has ever been more excited to hear the word “Swahili” in their life

[@wonderwaffle1247]

Он очень чисто говорит на русском!

[@user-wg1hm2qj9w]

ну акцент конечно есть, но это нормально для полиглота

[@Joshlikesblueberrywaffles]

Spreek je Engels of Nederlands

[@adamkas8396]

In the previous video it was Iran now Kenya, where else will Polish Language land before it finally finds itself in Poland? All I heard from it was "dwadzieścia tysięcy" meaning twenty thousand

[@artsy.stay_]

oni chcą dwadzieścia tysięcy!

[@adamkas8396]

@@artsy.stay_ ale czego

[@artsy.stay_]

@@adamkas8396 nie wiem. nie słyszałam

[@adamkas8396]

@@artsy.stay_ ja też nie za bardzo słyszałem, bardzo słabo słychać

[@ReallyEpikUsername]

Ok but as a Bangladeshi, this video was the funniest video I've ever watched. #BRINGMCDONALDSTOBANGLADESH We want Mcdonalds, we are forced to eat Burger King or KFC.. (also we don't have ANY starbucks)

[@LanguageSimp]

Tragic. I’ll keep the movement alive until you finally get McDonalds

[@ReallyEpikUsername]

@@LanguageSimp Yeah, hope it happens.

[@daSrilankanCat]

⁠@@ReallyEpikUsernamecome to the border of rajshahi to eat some yummy mcdonalds

[@user-kw4kp7eq9m]

Come on! We need more your Tatar and Baskir skills!

[@daSrilankanCat]

Bashkortostan

[@frankines]

wow. just wow. (and bring mcdonalds to bengladesh)

[@KitKatDoesThingies]

36:12 LOL I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT😂

[@alisaadi4643]

dude your ripped

[@nkbm3120]

1:33:33 As a Portuguese person (we speak Mocambiquian too) I can confirm that this is how we sound

[@matheusp572]

It’s basically mumble rap

[@Flax_Flux]

I was surprised when he got Norwegian so easily! Even as a Norwegian living in Norway i didnt understand what the f- was going on. Gj

[@Dimitrije_Sukovic]

I just got the same audio (Nepalese) twice in a row lmfao

[@swadhinchakraborty1]

59:48 okay, I am here for that.

[@theo-pu8eo]

Bring McDonalds to Uzbekistan! (I'm from Uzbekistan)

[@ArizonaJones-ko4kz]

The ‘a’ in Bangladesh is pronounced like Spanish a.

[@wss33]

20:18 the first guy was speaking croatian and the second guy was slovenian, sooo it’s a shit audio with a mix of 2 languages

[@Bettytinish]

I am so glad you've guessed everything. It's great achievement. Bravo. About the statement about beaches and kurwas, where are the best, don't know. There is a debate, I've heard a statement about Montenegro, but I won't take part in it. It's not my cup of tea

[@areloTET]

Is it possible to submit your own clips to Languageguessr?

[@RERGamingorTecdreaminshort]

Bring mcdonalds to bangladesh

[@animaaad]

44:27 WAAAAAAAAIT did language simp actually just lowkey reveal his name unintendedly????? like no shot he fust said some random name

[@lightray9264]

he said kyle at another point so maybe not

[@animaaad]

@@lightray9264 l swear he faked it so that this seems like he didnt reveal it first time

[@sirlemonn]

he said it was josh some other time too

[@animaaad]

@@sirlemonn l mean that's just an assumption from me, which like seriously could be true, although probably it's not. Mb it's josh or smth completely different.

[@elimalinsky7069]

​@@animaaadDude, his actual real name is Language. He said it so many times! I bet when his parents first saw him when he was born it was immediately obvious to them: "yup, that's little Language here all right!". The Simps were spot on with that one.

[@imaadhaq540]

why the hell aint it count india for bengali it's spoken in india too

[@Skid834]

Jeg savner livestreamen igen😢

[@asurathenoobartist4758]

Can you review malayalam

[@yug_katare8380]

Can you try to learn Sanskrit,i know it's hard 😅

[@Furhling]

yea yea yea yea yea yea

[@ZoveRen]

16:26 Me 18:23 #bmtb Begins here.

[@bngmapping]

im from Bangladesh (literally)

[@jandoubrava3991]

1:20:21 Countries where this is spoken: Czech Republic. What? :D

[@EnglishOrthodox]

🥰

[@yung_e.z]

You should make a video about the romanian language

[@green3monster174]

Request: Language Review: Arabic

[@atsushisfleacomb8378]

woah

[@MSc96-bv8ku]

19:50 I’m from Uzbekistan and I didn’t know he was speaking Uzbek, seems this game has something wrong

[@IowaLanguages]

I understand your Turkish. ❤

[@Kaine0]

Ne zaman turkce konusuyor

[@bogdangr2491]

1:22:33 the moment you are all waiting for

[@KayleighMitchell93]

in 33.5 it said aqui in spannish it means here

[@MrProteinAlfa]

What are your headphones??

[@niewiemcomamtuwpisacxd]

i wanted to cry at 11:50 I WAS SCREAMING POLISH

[@MMoreiraP]

ONI CHCĄ DWADZIEŚCIA TYSIĘCY!

[@realhuman5688]

comrade

[@PeytonAOfficial]

59:03 makes me happy :)

[@Nehauon]

Otan sou horevo I think it’s called, from Rena Morfi

[@kaan_isik]

​@@NehauonYeah, Ρένα Μόρφη - Όταν σου χορεύω

[@MrpizzaDrip]

As a Greek I would really love when u come back...learn Greek Also if u dare to put the Cyprus flag everytime u speak Greek in ur videos I'm gonna find you

[@bigjc5546]

what did the cyprus mfs do to yall, every time i see a greek comment about cyprus its always in bad light, what did they do bro im geniuenly trying to know cause im going to greece and don't wanna offend nobody

[@MrpizzaDrip]

@@bigjc5546 I don't mind my Cyprus fellas,they are my brothers But if someone makes the Cyprus flag represent the Greek language it's gonna be very annoying....I won't mind tho

[@user-fq5wq6bs6u]

27:58 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i felt pain at this moment

[@shappp1]

I thought it was gonna be tagalog but I know what it sounds like because I worked with some Filipinos at an A&W for a while

[@homiekeen23]

Oh I didn't know they're just repeat audios

[@bunnytwo]

BRING MCDONALDS TO 🇧🇩

[@AndreLH1]

“Better not be Afrikaans” leer net Afrkaans, dis soooo maklik, ek belowe.

[@thavrisco1632]

I knew you could do it, Simp!

[@yug_katare8380]

Can you try to learn Sanskrit,i know it's hard 😂

[@meg.h.]

What's the website link?

[@dorathedestroyer4081]

i missed another livestream😓

[@frenchcountryballroblox8833]

Je viens de France

[@warmuzclive]

When does Hebrew appear

[@Oncracc]

#BMTB

[@h2squared]

wow

[@daSrilankanCat]

Language Simp's favourite letter : ع

[@afsaneh4340]

BMTB

[@robertanimrod1191]

OMG I'm from Tatarstan

[@sunsettip6167]

bring mcdonalds to bangladesh

[@Vojife]

Bring Bangladesh to Burger Donald's

[@makaronishenouda6413]

1:17:53 vanlig norsk W

[@toirmusic]

Ukrainian here, I don't know Slovak but I think they said like Slovensko "країна" - saying this in Ukrainian because that word actually means Country. yes, the name of Ukraine, "Україна" is just 1 letter away from the word "country" Based on the context of the recording and my Ukrainian knowledge, I think they were just mentioning the Slovakian country, not Slovak and Ukrainian 9:38 correct me if I'm wrong edit: lmao the same happened at 18:30

[@realhuman5688]

Bring McD to Bangaldesh

[@realhuman5688]

Or burger king.Same thing

[@kalim9249]

تا فارسی رو یاد نگیری😂

[@HuntingKingYT]

Bring McDonald's to Bangladesh!

[@bedroazemour9956]

Please, the name of this game, I really liked it, especially because I love geography and languages... 💔I hope you see my comment...... From Algeria 🇩🇿

[@ibtiseme7816]

LanguageGuesser

[@sicilia7070]

Здравствуйте

[@DollyBoy_1923]

Bring Coca-Cola to Cuba

[@DollyBoy_1923]

Also, second

[@prashantnaik901]

9:00

[@Karrrl2.0]

I'm from Turkmenistan:()

[@KayleighMitchell93]

i am from nigeria

[@thomasdreivlogs9111]

Philippines

[@winstonsejda9814]

bruh they speak Bengali in India too you shoulda reported that

[@luciusverus7697]

Bring Bangladesh to McDonald's

[@Mikoleseuyy69]

help

[@shakra9499]

Bring mcdonols to banglandash

[@finnisharmych]

Porfa f*ckin vor😂

[@macvegard]

AGAIN you got trolled for hating on norwegian hahahahah😆😅🤣😂

[@warmuzclive]

Hi

[@kaan_isik]

Shalom

[@nupagadi84]

Afghanistan

[@timuriksanov8506]

Лол, привет из Уфы. Учи башкирский теперь)

[@Myxo2]

Bring McDonald's to Bangladesh блять!

[@FarhankhanPakistani]

2nd language is my native Pashto Pakistan 🇵🇰

[@choiichanhee_]

Me too! Ze um pukhtana yum ❤