I Fixed the Alphabet

[@OatsJenkins]

VERSION 3 OUT NOW kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmSWZKyvgtaomrc

[@ender5312]

A 3rd?!?!?!?

[@ender5312]

@@Kyrkkk what

[@ender5312]

@@Kyrkkk “bruh another”

[@Kyrkkk]

@@ender5312 ᴇ

[@ender5312]

@@Kyrkkk E

[@rubub8455]

The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

[@oliviacreagh7986]

I watched this video over again but with captions just because of this comment, damn you and thank you

[@fionavivianandaiden3008]

W in France is double va

[@adacskipper]

Holy shit, the video is literally twice as funny if you turn subtitles on

[@Pointless-Content]

i NO RIT

[@Meiseside]

I was thinking google has taken the wrong language again.

[@redgreen2453]

A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

[@ohzmosiss]

Wattpad writers would love this

[@guccerice1162]

@@ohzmosiss i hate that i understand

[@sp4c1ng_0ut8]

NO NOT ABO NEVER

[@mmiaxyz]

@@guccerice1162 please explain

[@guccerice1162]

@@mmiaxyz ABO (alpha, beta, omega) is another term for omegaverse, a story trope in where humans are divided into three biological classes - alpha, beta, and omega - and experience rut/heat cycles regardless of gender. Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy and go through rut cycles. Betas are basically your average person. And omegas are at the bottom of the hierarchy and are the ones who go into heat. There are many ways one can go about writing it but it's because of this central idea that works that feature this trope are usually NSFW. Again, not always but usually.

[@42Xgamer-e5d]

I love how captions changed too😂

[@loganjaguar129]

I was waiting for someone to say that

[@Jasperkelleyone]

​@@loganjaguar129me too

[@BthebestG]

I didn't have subtitles on so I didn't see it, thanks for pointing it out

[@ΑποστολίαΜυτιληνού]

Fr I was also trying to find this

[@diannebennett6539]

Umhum

[@asiyah4464]

Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it edit: @RichConnerGMN did them, pretty cool !

[@RichConnerGMN]

thank you that was me actually

[@Death_Skull]

OMG i JUST NOTISD THATS VERY KREATiVE

[@leglesslegolegolas]

Finally someone noticed xd

[@AntonVladimirovic]

@@RichConnerGMN nice

[@RuSerious1001]

I didn't even notice that subtitles existed

[@danitho]

As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

[@flatbreadjk]

No just infuriating

[@billywhizz09]

@@flatbreadjk yeah I agree

[@loganshark667]

@@billywhizz09 yep even more then POGO PEAS

[@quacklord69]

A samuan hu had to lern the history of the alphabeta, this entire video is iqualy infuriating and humoros*

[@gioiadelsapere]

@@flatbreadjk honesty is good.

[@Leron...]

The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

[@fivehoursleep9709]

Also the 'ph' is superfluous, could just be an f, so it should be alfabetr, 1/10

[@Beasto]

@@fivehoursleep9709 And he made α its own letter so it would be αbetr, or αβ (alphabeta)

[@rellikx7519]

Hear me out the first alphabet starts with alpha, the first Greek letter. So the second alphabet should be the betabet.

[@stvksn]

Just call it αβst

[@ernestw955]

@@rellikx7519 more like betagam

[@T_FV]

In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

[@itsriivan]

Spain does this too

[@blackjackdaw7865]

As you are a French person please explain to me, why the heck, do I have to: multiply 4 and 20 and then add 15 just to say 95 Why? Just why???

[@randomperson1955]

@@blackjackdaw7865 I think there's some language where you say 5*20-20/2 instead of 90

[@mauringilles1563]

@@blackjackdaw7865 I think we used to count in a base-20 numeral system at some point during the Middle-Ages. We even used to say other horros such as "trois vingt" (three twentys) for 60, or even "six vingts" (six twentys) for 120, etc. For some reason, we just kept this base-20 system for numbers from 60 to 100. However, our Swiss and Belgian neighboors have the goodness to use "septente" (seventy) for "soixante-dix" (sixty-ten), "huitante" (eighty) for "quatre-vingt" (four-twenty) and "nonante" (ninety) for "quatre-vingt-dix" (four-twenty-ten). I don't know if you were expecting such a serious answer, but you've got one.

[@blackjackdaw7865]

@@mauringilles1563 I wasn't really expecting a serious answer under a youtube coment but I was kinda hoping for one. Thank you.

[@DorkyDoodl]

I love how when he kicks out a letter he stops using it in the captions lmao

[@miwubunz]

the dedication that the one who made the subtitles put in is incredible.

[@n0tk1tt3y]

Agreed.

[@Gaiaschosen]

A true madlad 👑

[@littletreesandmore4664]

No one MAKES the subtitles it’s AI trying to hear what their saying

[@n0tk1tt3y]

@@littletreesandmore4664 Actually (if you aren’t joking), there is a way for somebody to edit the subtitles for a video.

[@Aegis4521]

@@littletreesandmore4664 you can put your own if you want…

[@thegameowl11]

If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

[@mihailoaleksic3330]

This is a sequel, and if he didn't made an another sequel, he will for a couple of days

[@Star17Platinum17]

IT IS THE SEQUEL

[@drog9235]

@@mihailoaleksic3330 r/whoosh

[@drog9235]

@@Star17Platinum17 r/whoosh

[@tgkyle]

too many bugs and complaints from the first release

[@KarlDandelton]

The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

[@jan3386]

everyone is a QR code for the government :o

[@skuldragen]

a personalized stamp for everyone... , you mean like fingerprints? great job Japan.

[@Gamebuilder2000]

@@skuldragen well i mean if you lose your fingers or arms you don't have a fingerprint or if your hands are damaged and the prints become unrecognizable-ish

[@ravenneck1035]

Fun fact, hanko stamps aren't generally given by the government, in fact, you can buy a hanko stamp from your local daiso, which is kinda whack if you ask me...

[@KarlDandelton]

@@ravenneck1035 Huh that is sorta whack lol. You're right tho I totally misremembered that factoid.

[@LaylaMarie-27]

I love how the captions are also spelt the way you wanted

[@themoldysausage]

"Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

[@mariostar13]

Or brought the concept of Japanese "signature stamps" to the English speaking world! Love it!

[@1821-p6m]

@@mariostar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

[@mariostar13]

@@1821-p6m Wow

[@jeremvfx]

Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

[@KidNamedPerson]

@@jeremvfx bruh it was a joke

[@AlexanderCheong]

"No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

[@mangouschase]

japanese system:

[@maybemintmochi_]

@@mangouschase HAA

[@justineazrort2708]

@@mangouschase oh yeh ahahah Japan has those personalized stamps. I think those are called Hanko

[@davo8942]

I will sign my son’s PG13 permission slip with my bored ape!

[@jamesgizasson]

Not joking, I made up a little symbol to draw next to my signature. ...because I can't distinguish my own scribbling from anyone else's, I don't have the patience to perfect my penmanship, and I like to draw! X3

[@cheyheun]

him: "lets cancel c, q, and x" the Chinese: quaking right now for those who don't know, all 3 of those letters make unique sounds in Chinese that don't exist in English ;)

[@cheyheun]

@Bee Sixteen ah that would make sense 👍wish you luck learning Chinese!

[@evanven2429]

FORREAL

[@theflashgamerhd9398]

XQC

[@Zeekiel]

I was about to say that. You are so right!

[@Conor-jr6lu]

But the Chinese don't use those letters, we do when writing their words/sounds in English. And you could do the same with the Alphabet made in this video too.

[@Toaster-Kingofbread]

2:14 why do the subtitles match the videos

[@ItsCorn2013]

I was thinking the same exact thing😂

[@StefanJarvis-y5l]

Same

[@alyssaplaysrblx]

Fr like spesifik

[@fr0ggi_d0es_stuf]

I was looking for this comment

[@iamveryconfusedabout]

I've seen many alphabet reform videos, spelling reforms are like a classic trope for new linguistics enthusiasts, and when you started knocking out C and Q I thought I knew where this was going. I was wrong. this video took a wonderful turn and addressed many important issues. it was also very narratively satisfying how the Egyptian alphabet stuff from the beginning got brought back in the end, excellent video excellent video

[@Alex_Is_Not_Here]

H was left in there :c its silence and you can subtitute for a j like jajajajaja or just o intead of oh

[@miniepicness]

Alexa h isnt entirely silence tho try to say "hack" separate from "ack" or "jack" without it

[@paperroll3105]

@@Alex_Is_Not_Here if I saw someone writing jajajajaja and not hahahah I would be so confused fr

[@iamveryconfusedabout]

@Rhett nice ! I'm officially cool enough to copy

[@anti-spiral159]

@@paperroll3105 Jajajaja is how you laugh in spanish, you need the H to laugh in english.

[@FagitaWaffle]

The fact the subtitles follow the rules of his new alphabet is just truly alphabetter.

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

[@tokhote]

@@RichConnerGMN You didn’t get rid of silent letter e

[@japunaka]

@@tokhoteUhm yes they did?

[@FIZZEROLLI]

It is alphabetter😂😂

[@eropoke]

⁠@@RichConnerGMNthanks a lot

[@GordonTheGamer]

I love how the subtitles takes the rules he says and changes the sentences that are being said to be spelt the way it should with the new alphebet

[@TheUnderscore_]

The power of Ctrl+H

[@Legokidstv]

I was going to see if anyone also saw dis

[@lumberapple8820]

I was about to say the same thing

[@r3tr0gaming-750]

100th like

[@MASK3DS]

I was literally about to comment the same thing lol 😂

[@Winnielewis-mz1ix]

6:35 YOU SAID NO SILENT Es BUT SUBSCRIBE HAS A SILENT E

[@Winnielewis-mz1ix]

Make it make sense

[@Winnielewis-mz1ix]

Make it make sense

[@elisepaveglio9760]

TRUE

[@izaanmunawar8854]

tru

[@I_them_vids_lol]

Sub skrib DA E MAKES A SOUND NOW ITS SUB SKRIBE

[@knull416]

The fact that the captions change according to changes he makes is amazing You get a standing ovation

[@terminusfinity009]

ekstreme?

[@lamonite]

@@terminusfinity009 Xtreme

[@adv78]

O no. i had to se the whol video again (I'm not doing alphas, sorry, way too much trouble)

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me

[@thischannelisded]

I absolutely love how the captions change depending on how he changes the alphabet, the attention to detail is just👌

[@patriciaconnolly8138]

Oh that's why they're weird. I was 'konfused'.

[@Naazneenf]

i no rit (I know right)

[@daclub12345]

Same

[@TheLordofLoafs]

@@Naazneenferm noe its “i knoe rite”

[@Naazneenf]

@@TheLordofLoafs oops sory

[@v0id_is_inactiv3]

The fact that the captions follow the rules he's making as he goes along >>>

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me

[@pinkiroxe2417]

@@RichConnerGMN your amazing!

[@magmoet4341]

But how😊

[@ShowGames_TV]

@@RichConnerGMN huge respects to you man!

[@len1254]

The fakt that teh kaptions follow the ruleS heS making as he gos alobg

[@Swifte13_225]

0:48 Justin Bieber vibes

[@DaAbsoluteUnit]

Lol

[@josephschubert6561]

I like how this starts out semi-professional, but instead of actually going into why the sounds changed but not the letters, and going back and bringing "thorn" in again, or doing something similar to Hangul (the Korean alphabet, also the best one), it's just THE WORST (but funniest) "solution."

[@TalesGrimm]

The real ones remember thorn

[@inacruz5709]

Sorry what’s a “c”

[@allique__]

oh my god I remember thorn it looked like a p combined with l

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@allique__ and what about the yogh ȝᴇs ʙᴇᴋᴀvs som ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇsᴇʀғ ᴛo ʙᴇ ʙʀoᴛ ʙᴀᴋ ᴀɴivvᴀȝ, ɴo ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ þᴇȝ ғᴇll ouᴛ oғ usᴇ ғoʀ soᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀsoɴ

[@adora_was_taken]

@@allique__ you remember thorn??? how old are you

[@tiral123]

Mad respect for making the captions follow the alphabet👌

[@CrazyLinnnn]

YEAH I SAW

[@ashleyd8885]

Same

[@Cattycupcake]

frr

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

[@stevenbridges]

I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

[@frederikl.1642]

Same, but that expectation got subverted very quickly. Oh sorry, I mean "kwiklee".

[@stevenbridges]

@@frederikl.1642 😂

[@hazelnutnougat582]

It is what are you talking about

[@jabir5768]

Same lol

[@juliandean2931]

iDK WHaT UR ON HE MAD XELENT $HaNGE$

[@LazyP0tat0]

2:10 "spesifik" such gracious words~

[@ErickRodriguez-x5o]

It says that because he deleted “c”

[@Plexiate]

It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

[@person399]

What, really?

[@ihsanii13]

sorry *kreated*

[@reversloth]

*qreeated*

[@charadr33murr]

@Qwerty *kreatd

[@ValkryieM2842]

You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

[@teslacactus1135]

i love how hieroglyphics are just referred to as numbers

[@yennypea6335]

ARE YOU MY MATH TEACHER?!

[@evolvingminds]

𓅸

[@Alex_Is_Not_Here]

@@teslacactus1135 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the egyptian reaction to that would be the same as the reaction that we are seeing of the persons that learned alphabet history

[@DominicHoneycutt]

Nerd

[@achyuthavm]

In ye olden days 'u' & 'v' were the same letter so when they made 'w' they called it double-u. It was only later that a rounded 'v' was implemented to avoid confusion.

[@skyranger9743]

For Þe, which people pronounced as the, "Þ" was actually the character for "th"

[@achyuthavm]

@@skyranger9743 I know I actually want to bring þ back into þe alphabet, but if I typed wiþ it no one would understand.

[@skyranger9743]

@@achyuthavm Fair enough.

[@shadowyzephyr]

Also another fail is that the e in extreme isn't silent... or the e in better....

[@tweer64]

In French it’s called Double V.

[@0Extreme0]

1:40 HOW YOU DARE

[@Gamingroonblox]

well aktualy its how dare you

[@Chris-gk2vj]

Well actually you spelt it wrong

[@0Extreme0]

Lol​@@Chris-gk2vj

[@0Extreme0]

​@@Gamingroonbloxlol

[@jj_mang0144]

3:09 I love how he specifically got rid of lower-case E and then wrote it a few seconds later.

[@VCJSV]

Yeah

[@-jeff.-]

what’s a C?

[@jonathanyea3646]

then he said no silent E’s but put one in his subscribe card

[@choka3750]

@@jonathanyea3646 He made some exceptions. When the E actually does smth. Such as subscribe, the E changes the sound of the "i".

[@purple.st4rz_556]

@@jonathanyea3646 Then the word would be subscrib, which is sub....scrib(like the word scribble cut short), so like the reply above the e does somthing

[@matthewsherwood4881]

Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

[@sofija642]

I personally think cyrillic cursive is so much prettier than english cursive

[@TheMGMfan]

@@sofija642 But that isn't the most important part of a writing system, is it? What matters is readability, and I don't know how you're supposed to see that as anything but scribbles.

[@smethingreal1138]

правда

[@sofija642]

@@TheMGMfan That's correct. I didn't say it's important. Anyways it's readable if written properly. Most people I know use cyrillic cursive writing and I have no problem reading it.

[@moonpony7490]

You right. I mean? My first thought was: "dude, you can't read it, because it's even NOT YOU'RE LANGUAGE"

[@Rat-ve1xi]

imagine having your toddler sing the alphabet as "q-w-e-r-t-y-u-i-o-p-a and cool sssssssss d-f-fh-j-k-l-z-x-v-b-n-m and birrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd"

[@AnnabethsEdits]

Bnm and birdie

[@i.quit.980]

I ACTUALLY SANG THAT BAHAAHKDKF

[@Appalachian-Mapping]

now i know my qwes

[@Strawberrymatchafruitsando]

I love how the captions change to his version😂

[@toby7451]

teacher: alright kids! lets recite the alphabet. Jimmy, you go first Jimmy: Q W E R T Y U i O P a COOL S D F G H J K L Z X V b N M bird from egypt Teacher: ...what?

[@a-random._account1]

u dont have to write bird from egypt. just copy paste it here: 𓅱

[@vinijoncrafts2882]

Whoever made the subtitles is an ABSOLUTE beast.

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

[@masongrey5907]

@@RichConnerGMN you also have a record to be the first guy that uses Alphabet 2

[@Andyanddiana467]

Like Mr beast?

[@Andyanddiana467]

@@masongrey5907 cool

[@knucklepilled]

0:09 "but then they realised they didn't wanna draw 12 birds, 4 knives, 4 moplican guys and 53 other things just to say bandaid" basically my brain trying to process ancient egyptian language

[@Liggliluff]

If I'm not mistaken, there are two ways to write it: - by using the concepts of the symbols, where that bird probably means "baby chicken" - by the first sound of each symbol, so say the name of the word is 'chicken', then the symbol would represent the sound 'ch' makes if used as a sound instead of a concept.

[@knucklepilled]

@@Liggliluff that comment was a joke but ok

[@iZetto1]

@@knucklepilled So what if it's a joke? I still liked that explanation, it's a fun fact

[@thegchdude2927]

you mean 'mop lookin'?

[@Tasorius]

I drew half of the different birds once (about 20), and then I never went back to trying to learn the hieroglyphs. I guess it broke me...

[@DrawingswithMJ]

Love the subtitles changing throughout

[@4orinrin]

as a linguist, i was gonna comment about my pain watching this and then the driftveil theme came and all the worries were *ground* away

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

As another linguist, I wonder if you can transcribe the comment that I just put on the video.

[@4orinrin]

@Fitz the dragon it depends what language youre intending it to be used; theres also different approaches to it if you purely ignore aesthetics and make this for english, indonesian’s alphabet is a good baseline where the ch sound just uses c, the rest of the letters are comparable to their IPA counterparts except making y be /j/ like in a lot of languages the “useless letters” would be x and q although i think /ks/ is the only *pair* of unvoiced consonants that becomes voiced intervocalically, so i think its reasonable to let x be its own letter still (also to reduce total letters used to for a given word) you could also argue getting rid of y and w and replacing with i and u now if you went with this guy’s approach where you use letter names, i gueeeeess you could have q for the sole purpose of the word queue (when you could just write cue within current spelling rules) changing the current english alphabet would also need you to account for what spelling system to use; if we completely change it to be more phonemic, the letter name approach would not work. and regardless of which you use, youre going to need to add at least one or two new vowel letters to account for all of them i would give you more than this whole ass essay but you can take that to my twitter dms if you care enough

[@4orinrin]

@Fitz the dragon it’s in my channel description

[@4orinrin]

i have an alt linked on my main twitter thats mainly for linguistics and world building; you can dm that if you prefer

[@4orinrin]

@Fitz the dragon not necessarily i just mentioned that there could be an argument for keeping x if i were to make my own alphabet that kept x, id make it only represent /ks/ not including when the s is a morpheme (e.g. plural, possessive, a verb tense, etc) so box and relax would have x but hacks would not

[@gamercraft2600]

The fact that this man made subtitles shows how much effort was put into this

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) (and i'm not a man :3 )

[@gamercraft2600]

@@RichConnerGMNi did Not read the description *sorry*

[@lofidreamer]

Can we appreciate how J went from almost being cut, to the only letter to keep its capital and lowercase form? Heck yeah Jj!

[@Wowowzz]

5:10 oh thats the Russian cursive of our doctors! Btw, russian cursive is the most confusing type of cursive in my opinion. Cause we turn a T into m and we have these letters that are either silent or dont even make noise at all??? ш,щ,ь,ъ,ю,й,ы,ф,ж.

[@mellembrnenema2219]

Gotta love how the subtitles change along with the changes made, as the video progresses.

[@rinzler4841]

who tf has subtitles on bro lol

[@Potato72080]

@@rinzler4841 Me

[@Potato72080]

@@rinzler4841 Do you have an issue with that?

[@notyayanguyen1735]

@@rinzler4841 i do...😐

[@chrwames]

Me

[@tttITA10]

The fact that the subtitles adehere to the new rules as they are being created is just GOLD.

[@oliverp7666]

𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱𓅱

[@Ramen.h2]

I was looking for this comment

[@meloneill13]

RONG LANGUAG

[@SavannaSmoot-Brown]

Frrr I love it!

[@LimaBean-jz7st]

Not exactly they said dumb and there’s no silent letters

[@Normee]

grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

[@LeGrandFromage58]

purfekt*

[@dimitargvozdeykov6368]

u is verifed

[@UntiedBeats]

lmao

[@seren3488]

spik*

[@paisleighgacha4303]

Hey norm

[@Tacoandmepad]

The captions is the best part 😭 10/10 vid

[@drakegrandx5914]

I love how he just casually announces that he expects everyone in the world to use the new alphabet within two months right before ending the video. 😂

[@minklemadness5532]

I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

[@demulazer6223]

@xrag ever heard of ь or ъ, or even half the words in russian like "грустный", where the the 'т' is silent?

[@demulazer6223]

@xrag чел, загугли просто фонетический разбор слова грустный и всё

[@demulazer6223]

@xrag bro why do I gotta read a book from 1700 to learn about my language, the year is 2023 not 1700. Language isn't static, it evolves with the needs of the people and with the way they talk, and right now the 'т' in "грустный" is silent

[@kidsarecomedians]

I love how they stayed true in the subtitles

[@karinapayero]

Me too

[@i_fried_a_sign]

Same lmao

[@SrTelis1]

keyboards don't have it 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

[@VikromBookung]

Fr

[@kidsarecomedians]

@@VikromBookung yr

[@Smashcan_17]

Nah changing the subtitles for the letters that you deleted made me rolling out in laughter 😆

[@a9plecloudju1ce]

Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

[@willofthewinds3222]

Missed Cool Egyptian Bird, and you mispronounced Cool S

[@njfgrmygd2509]

you missed bird from egypt

[@chesster1312]

@Haji Mohammad Raihan same lol

[@eIIaaaaa]

@Haji Mohammad Raihan SAME

[@lanphuong9758]

Bird from egypt Is a period

[@djkapustka]

as a person who had unlimited access to internet as a child, it felt like a war flashback to see him put "o" as the third letter of the alphabet. chills down my spine literally.

[@adriendAyEP]

what does abo mean 😟

[@RedstoneAMISS09713]

@@adriendAyEP "ABO" is Alpha Beta Omega It's a fanfiction thing Don't look it up if you're still innocent-minded please

[@adriendAyEP]

@@RedstoneAMISS09713 oh god i know that but i didn't know it went by abo

[@loreleihillard5078]

@@adriendAyEP if it's lowercase, it's a slur for Aboriginal people

[@Voltagegeekin]

@@EstStupidity Somali?

[@Kurse_of_Kall]

"Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

[@M_Feitosa7]

Just say Kiwi

[@soravichtechottiasnee7238]

How would you say kiwi then

[@phase0400]

Aight who's gonna say it? Uh. Nobody it seems. Anyways, "Ksueue"

[@pastiche9514]

@@soravichtechottiasnee7238 kouie

[@tonyliu9493]

@@pastiche9514 Cue. Oh wait C disapeared

[@chrissyslack2077]

The captions change though out the video. I love it =)

[@XDaniDiariesX]

Can we just appreciate, the amount of time my man took to edit the subtitles as his alphabet. How come barely anyone has noticed this. We need to sub to him for this

[@alegoncalves472]

I thought the same

[@avabavasava]

so many people wrote that in the comments so many people noticed this lol

[@Angelfn777]

Damn i didnt even realise

[@crossiscool6681]

Yeah like even when he says he is removing lower c- kase letters THE SUBTITLES KHANGETO KAPITAL LETTERS

[@RichConnerGMN]

that's the top comment, also thanks that was me

[@LilyFlower2818]

I love that as he goes along with revising the alphabet, the subtitles change to fit the new alphabet. And the best part is, even without hearing the words, I could still understand it.

[@alviemorales6109]

bruh

[@marlonvalbuenar37]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

[@Iapetus7849]

"The Romans crafted the alphabet" Phoenicians: “Am I a joke to you?!”

[@joji_kanell]

i was about to say the same thing. the funniest fact is that the romans wasnt even the guys that created the first famous alphabet/language. IT WAS THE GREEKS! even the world alphabet is coming from the greek world αλφάβητο/άλφα-βήτα (alphabeto/alpha-beta)

[@АннаМарияВалескова]

@@joji_kanell yes , Roman's have stolen our Alphabet but we stole the Phoenician alphabet and we just add the sounds that were missing . (When I say we I mean Greeks, I just want to shown as useful) By the way you are either Greek or you are a human with brilliant knowledge.

[@joji_kanell]

@@АннаМарияВалескова well... I dont even know good english that they are eazy, so there would be no way i could learn the greek language if i was from other country. Soo yes. I am from greece. (By the way, greece is one of the best countries for holidays and she may have a great history, but these days, is the worst place to live. The fun part is than in ours "schools" some teachers are saying that we have to study because we are the future of the country, but the real reason we study is to leave greece. :,-)

[@АннаМарияВалескова]

@@joji_kanell Ελπίζω να μιλάς άρτια την ελληνική γλώσσα, διότι θα συνεχίσω τον διάλογο στα Ελληνικά. Λοιπόν τα Αγγλικά σου είναι εξαιρετικά μην έχεις αμφιβολία περί τούτου. Φάνηκε ότι γνωρίζεις την ελληνική γλώσσα διότι ήξερες ότι το alphabet is associated with the Greek αλφάβητο. Ως αναφορά το εκπαιδευτικό σύστημα στην Ελλάδα, πίστεψέ με δεν θες να αντικρύσεις αλλά εκπαιδευτικά συστήματα σε άλλες ηπείρους.

[@JalilMPM]

I like the fact that I put captions on it and you made different Alphabets it changed the captions 6:34 😊❤😊❤😊🎉🎉😂😂😂🎉😅

[@mann_mans]

This is the worst “fixed” version of the alphabet.It’s perfect.

[@jamburga321]

Honestly, I don't like this, I don't even understand what's going on, this is terrible

[@buildintoships1220]

@@jamburga321 ur jealous you couldnt make a better alphabet

[@jamburga321]

@@buildintoships1220 Bro this is my opinion

[@jamburga321]

@@buildintoships1220 I don't like it

[@loylem]

@@jamburga321 this whole video is a joke. chill 💀

[@seannyyx]

The fact you went to the trouble of updating the subtitles as you went along was just beautiful conviction to the project.

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

[@seannyyx]

@@RichConnerGMN bravo 👏 proper conviction to the project!

[@halahlo8046]

I had captions on and props to this man for using his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds

[@frospitality]

I had kaptions on and props to this man for usin his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds*

[@angelicamunoz9572]

@@frospitality Isn't G still existing? Oh yeah spelling mistake.

[@frospitality]

@@angelicamunoz9572 oh.

[@LuxembourgishMapping]

The caption is cryllic now, but Latin word is still here.

[@ender5312]

⁠@@LuxembourgishMapping Ҁұгїԏїҁ

[@Lobomotycore]

6:11 HOW DO WE EVEN DRAW THE BİRD

[@Johns_Spaghetti]

𓅱 just copy and paste my comment

[@osloarizaga]

@@Johns_Spaghetti how do i do that

[@panponozka.2794]

𓃱𓅷𓄁𓆙𓃠𓅿𓃒𓃹𓆧𓆨𓃵𓅨𓆤𓆣

[@skibidianimations69]

bros mad cuz bad

[@Bismarck-S]

As a speaker of a Nordic language, I am relieved that an English speaker finally realized that W should be called double V and not double U. I am so furious that this sadly is the case in real life, yet I am pleased knowing that at least some people understand what bullshit they are putting up with trying to convince other non-native English speakers that their W is a double U and not a double V.

[@wolf1066]

In English, the sounds of U and V are quite different and W is closer to the U sound than a V sound. Also, English - for all its Saxon + Norman French bastard heritage - draws on the older Celtic languages of Britain, and you will notice that in certain surviving Celtic languages - such as Welsh - the W is indeed a double "U" sound. In short, W is a vowel in certain "British" languages, despite being viewed as a consonant in modern English. Therefore "double-U" not "double-V". Unlike Germans and others, we do not pronounce the W like a V.

[@Bismarck-S]

@@wolf1066 This all is bullsh*t. The real reasons is because of romans and how their V's were pronounced as U's, and I knew that when I wrote the comment, yet my point still stands.

[@wolf1066]

@@Bismarck-S Yes, I know that the V was a U sound in Latin. That still does not alter the fact that the W is pronounced like a literal double-U in the Welsh language and similarly-enough to a U in English words. So it's not remotely a "double V".

[@hiddenvelix]

... just pronounce it like "we"............. You never use double v or double u in a word.

[@larissaheunis533]

my handwriting actually writes w like uu (curvy, not sharp) so in my case its accurate lol

[@tabletopdrop4004]

This is the alphabet I’m teaching my kids

[@OatsJenkins]

Instant prodigies

[@YamamotoTV2021]

What do you mean by “your kids?” Are you a teacher or a parent?

[@fancykero]

‘-‘

[@Scute_King]

@@YamamotoTV2021 bro it's a joke no need to ask questions

[@Krakyy]

@@YamamotoTV2021 its a joke, also is it illegal to have kids or something?? when someone says they have kids do you seriously jump to the conclusion that they are a kidnapper or something? was your brain reconstructed by a blind person or something?

[@AlbertAnderson-t1w]

The fact that the captions on the video changed too is just insane. Your videos are insanely detailed. Also I will be using this alphabet now! 💗

[@Bye-j4y7i]

I have captions on and they used ur alphabet 4:34

[@Turtleycute]

Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

[@peepeepoopoo88]

Doublevé

[@iwanttobeabillionaire1703]

Roumania also. Probably a Latin gang thing PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter, a walking video, a video where i am playing with my nuts. A short with a blog ... Also a patreon

[@emdivine]

jan misali has a very good video on the letter w and why/how that happened. the video is called: w

[@Mescha_]

That's actually very interesting. I'm studying German and learned this recently for an exam. The letter W did not exist in the early Middle Ages, nor was it pronounced as such, but as a double UU (I’m talking for German right now. Could be same for english cause the languages are related) It is due to the medieval script, which often wrote U as V (but it was pronounced U. Just written as V). So the W developed from the double VV (which is a double UU) and got a new sound over time (cause shit was hard to say back then and they wanted it easier). In English it’s called double U because it was indeed a double UU. In French it’s called double V because the letter looked like a double VV. In German we call it „Weh“ because it evolved in a totally new letter (and sound), so you know.. it needs a new name.

[@doopy5932]

I actually write 2 round UU's instead of sharp pointy VV's

[@ChillkittzGT]

I love how the subtitles gets changed too while the letters being removed lol

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks

[@fallenccyar4766]

Hands down best part of the vid.

[@avadrumm]

As much a joke as this might be, it's honestly probably one of the more likely alphabet remakes to really happen

[@faereman]

True, especially 🐦

[@ender5312]

you have the same pfp as me

[@Olive.Brawlstars]

Bro I LOVE how the subtitles use your new alphabet

[@Elaine-fv7oj]

I'm so disappointed that "ph" being an "f" sound wasn't banned

[@htwtrbg1]

why the “S” and “h” for sh? why the “C” and “h” for ch? why does h corrupt every letter that comes before it?

[@redmage777]

@@htwtrbg1 H does that twice with "T" and does some suspicious things with "W" too. _That's_ it! _who_ would do such a _thing?_

[@meraalnawashi]

@@redmage777 👌

[@jameswest6161]

@@htwtrbg1 you're onto something here

[@nearo007]

Guess we gonna to wait for the alphabet 3

[@vitality.612]

Beautiful. This man will be written down in history as the man that invented the "αλΦαβετα"

[@Zendarolin]

*ALFABET

[@vitality.612]

@@Zendarolin My bad

[@jonathannorthcutt9096]

αλΦαβετα, actually...

[@awelko]

@@IAGamingWay it's not what they meant He said it's an alphabeta in the vid, so they wrote it phonetically in greek As we don't have those (alpha-beta) in the Latin alphabet

[@LittleWhole]

@@IAGamingWay It's άλφα βήτα not άλφα βίτα

[@sokcheachheng103]

The letters A Q R T U are a must have since they can literally make a sentence. For example: U R A Q T

[@Ur_LocalBear]

U 2

[@rukaaunnie7]

lol

[@NoahBrown-go1vk]

uraqtpi

[@The02Bros]

U r a uraqt.

[@RichConnerGMN]

QUART

[@Elin_Elise]

i love that the subtitles are in his alphabet

[@Emery1237]

Can we just appreciate how he made the captions follow his alphabet language 😂

[@jordanhasch2544]

That hurt more than watching him decimate the alphabet. He really f'd it up. I still don't know why I continue to laugh at it; it sucker punched me and ran my face into a plate glass window.

[@monsYbaby]

@@jordanhasch2544 that was a bit dramatic but ok

[@ender5312]

*THE CAPTIONS HAVE THE VIRUS TOO?!?!*

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@jordanhasch2544 im glad i could do that to you

[@Julian_Bertsch]

I came here thinking this was an actual linguistic explanation on how to improve the alphabet but this is way better

[@Malowith]

The logos as signatures thing is literally just My Little Pony cutie marks.

[@LARAUJO_0]

I thought of those wax stamps a lot of Asian countries use to sign things but that works too

[@Hamilton-TheMusical]

STOP

[@bricklord5017]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wanted to forget that!!!!!!

[@DoggyWoggyGames-l9n]

5:13 thats just bad cursive

[@4mia]

Fr tho

[@kulichkun8709]

This is the "cursive" of russian doctors. Almost all of them write that badly. That's why many Russians are used to deciphering such cursive. The picture says something about pregnancy, no complaints, satisfactory condition. On the left it says t=36.6°C, blood pressure 100/60.

[@juniorguardado1354]

True

[@rovillonYT]

this guy even went through subtitles to remove the deleted letters... RESPECT 👍🏻

[@objectssituatedReal]

He added the stuff as the video went on too

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

[@didnt_ask_for_handle]

Alternate title: English person discovers what it's like having phonetically correct spelling

[@thebutterattack1239]

I went through so many emotions with this. At first, I felt my heart drop when the C was removed. I felt confusion at the Q's death. I laughed for a time, and when we reached the end I was upset, angry even. But thankfully, it was all saved when you reintroduced BIRD to the alphabet, my heart has been lifted and my life is complete. Goodbye xylophone but written in cursive, you will be missed.

[@joethehappyboi]

𓅱

[@KlaskyWolfLodge]

So I lied, don't remove F.

[@NediacSnewo]

I love the subtitles!!! 😂

[@sphygo]

I always thought C would be better off meaning "ch" instead of having a dedicated pairing for that sound, and then it wouldn't take up the same spot as S or K either. Chart becomes cart. Cart would be spelled kart. Much would be spelled Muc. Cildren, Cosen, Coose, Ouc, etc. You get the idea. Spelling "much" as "mush" made me think of sharing this, thanks to the captions at 4:47 And we might as well use the bird symbol for "sh" too, because why not.

[@laryb.5136]

exactly, how do we make the ch sound without a c haha

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

In Spanish CH is it’s own letter, but the Spanish alphabet has many of the same problems the English one does

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

@@laryb.5136 Maybe kh? It’s not doing anything currently

[@aonairskies]

The Turkish alphabet does this, Ç is the Ch sound. C is like G in George and K is K, S is S. Not that hard, really. English has one of the least phonetic alphabets in the world.

[@AbsoluteHuman]

Ch and Sh also exist in Russian as Ч and Ш English also needs that sweet Th letter back!

[@inqui]

5:08 Actually that's a handwriting in Russian. For those who wonder, it's a medical record entry (the infamous doctor's handwriting in Russian-speaking countries). Though it's almost completely in Russian, there's some Latin script letters (notice "t 36,6" at the beginning of the second line, which is a normal temperature in °C). Not sure I could decipher 100% of it, but most of it is still barely readable, once you know what to expect.

[@davo8942]

Thats not Russian. It’s Armenian.

[@inqui]

Nope, thats definitely Russian.

[@vvitchhhh]

@@davo8942 No, it’s not It’s definitely Russian, but illegible since it is a doctor’s handwriting, and all of them write in cursive in a rush I can recognise most words as “на приеме” = “at (doctor’s) appointment” (it was used twice) or “состояние удовлетворительное” = “general condition is satisfactory”, or “переменность” = “variability”, or “жалоб нет” = “no complaints”

[@ShesHalfAPerson]

I was pretty sure of that! I never learned to write in cyrillic but can still tell that squiggle madness apart lol insane

[@ПолинаКуркотова]

I`ve just thought of pointing that out! I believe the author didn`t know that he had more problems with understanding it than illegible handwriting

[@rubytheobald3768]

I don’t know how it took me this long to watch this but my life is changed

[@Zextranet]

A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, New tone "G" or Dg - (J), K, L, M, N, O, P, Kwe/Kwu - (Q), R, S, T, U, V, Uue - (W), Ks - (X), Eie - (Y), Z, New Letters : Rr: Replaced by "R"s with a Roaring Sound Rule = Rr - 'R'a → Rra, .(also applies to E, O, U) . . , Rr - 'R'ie or 'R'i →/→ Rrie or Rri Ex. = Respiration → Rrespirration [Kw]u and [Kw]e: Replaced by "Q"s with a "Uh" sound after ([Kw]u), Replaced by "Q"s with a "Ue" or "E" sound after Rule = 'Qu'a → Kwua ([Kw]u), 'Qu'e → Kwue Ex. = Quantum → Kwuantum ([Kw]u), Question → Kwestion ([Kw]e) New tone "G" or Dg: Replaced by "J"s with a Similar "G" sound Rule = New tone "G" for "G"s partnered with "E", "Y" and "A", Dg for "G"s partnered with "I", "O", "U" Ex. = Junction → Dgunction (Dg), Janitor → Ganitor (New tone "G")

[@js1a2sturniolo3fan4]

the captions >>>❤❤

[@hunterpennington439]

So im here rewatching this again like 2 years later and I have the subtitles on. I love that you spelled the subtitles with the new alphabet as the video went on. I really like it when youtubers put little notations or fun things like this in subtitles

[@M_STUDIO_channel]

Everyone needs to have their own logo. Genius

[@juniperkitkatstudios8234]

I'm still going to use my signature because it's not cursive

[@jaycee330]

The Japanese already do this with their signature stamps.

[@mindoftj7677]

New song: "Kew, double-V, E, R, T, Y, U, ih, O, P, ah, cool S, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, Z, X, V, tss, N, M, cool bird too. Now i know my: Kew, double-V, Es. Next time you can sing along with me"

[@jadedelandro2163]

I love how you changed the captions 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ataistaken]

I kinda like how he customized all the subtitle of context. Respect the effort.

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me actually

[@ataistaken]

@@RichConnerGMN well respect your effort then.

[@ender5312]

@@ataistakenrespekt* kontXt* kustomizd* lik* al* v* subtitl* efrt*

[@SubLTK]

Fun fact: When first invented the manual typewriters, they had keys arranged in an alphabetical order, but people typed so fast that the mechanical character arms got "tangled up". So the keys were randomly positioned to "slow down" typing and prevent key jams.

[@liagamer4265]

Thats funny because we still type fast, just got adjusted to the new order :)

[@lelrond]

I'm pretty sure that the actual problem wasn't people typing too fast, as they were required to keep up with conversations for the sake of logging. The issue with an alphabetical order was more about how many often used letters lied next to or near each other. Though that could obviously have been prevented by typing slower, that wasn't really a viable option if typewriting was to be used i.e. in courts, so the order was changed to *preserve* pace, not slow it down.

[@martin0499]

@@lelrond you're correct, you can still type fast in a qwerty typewriter and not get it jammed

[@magorostravsky5732]

I guess nobody understand Now how old typewriters worked. Today order was truly arranged to slow down typing. For example in past there was czech (i think, but i'm not 100% sure) attempt organize letters according to their usage. I don't know what was So different compare to others letter orders, but problém was same. Mechanical parts was slower than writing person.

[@skyemonkey1822]

typewriters are long gone, why do we keep using QWERTY or DVORAK?? Let the next gen follow the alphabetical order, while the QWERTY users can choose between old and new versions. Millennials have been through the transitioning of floppy disks to CDs to smartphones, keyboard transition is not that challenging. Even though I'm very used to QWERTY, it's like an ITCH in my brain because there is no valid reason to follow QWERTY anymore. If someone could help scratch this itch, it would be much appreciated.

[@jxdwiga_artt]

Can we appreciate that he even changed the font of the subtitles on this video to look like his version of the alphabet? xD

[@sunnafae.1886]

Oh he did! Cool!

[@RichConnerGMN]

thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3 i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

[@jxdwiga_artt]

@@RichConnerGMN oh I didn't notice soz xD

[@AlexARY3]

I saw this when it first came out like within the first week. 1. I cant believe its been 4 years, 2. This guy has changed!!

[@RapinatorOhYeah]

“What’s the reason to learn 26 letters and just to learn 26 again” Me trying to learn Japanese: *”Internally Screaming”* Edit: There’s a friggin’ war in the reply section, holy crap

[@itzwindows]

same

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

Japanese is actually not hard to learn. English is way more difficult to learn.

[@joshuapatrickvidal4954]

Me, screaming while learning Tangut

[@orenji7266]

@@tovarishchfeixiao *kanji entering the chat*

[@tetraploid5000]

@@tovarishchfeixiao yeaaaaaaaaaaa no

[@beyoncadavis6566]

When your said “Q is canceled”😂😂

[@UngoatedTippyTipson]

I ws konfusd bt I got th jok

[@ajs836]

bruh, "your said"? Thats even worse then mixing your and you're

[@thatonedot1420]

LOL

[@tommyboffadeez]

@@ajs836 you just forgot it's than not then

[@Spookyguy223]

your didn't M@kes moosteak, wes d1d

[@abiggruntythirst]

I love how you made the subtitles change slowly as the video went on to show the progress you have made

[@sunnafae.1886]

Exactly! :0