I Made a BETTER Calendar

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Oats Jenkins

Oats Jenkins

Күн бұрын

I will fix the world one structure at a time. 𓅱
FIXING MORE STUFF: • Fix the World
𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙀 + 𝙈𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙃 : oatsjenkins.com/
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0:00 - Calendars (bad)
0:59 - Fixing the Day Issue
2:20 - Extra 5 Days
3:19 - Holidays
5:03 - Patterns
5:46 - Seasons
6:16 - BONUS FEATURES (Holidays pt 2)
8:38 - One More Day
8:53 - Saving the World

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@OatsJenkins
@OatsJenkins 2 ай бұрын
Fixing waayyyy more stuff over here - kzbin.info/aero/PL3yia6P2O1dGDpbkbs450N_61K6C7ErED&si=swF-VL59GAcydqZM
@StoplookingatmyHandle.
@StoplookingatmyHandle. Ай бұрын
make air 2
@AbcDef-ok5iy
@AbcDef-ok5iy Ай бұрын
my cosion was born on leap year she is in high scool and her age is 4
@Canadiandravencrips
@Canadiandravencrips Ай бұрын
March 4 2014
@WafflesOnpaws
@WafflesOnpaws Ай бұрын
4 LIKES WOW
@K13RAN4EV4R
@K13RAN4EV4R Ай бұрын
@@AbcDef-ok5iy*my cousin was born on a leap day she's in high school but she's 4
@disfordumboo4411
@disfordumboo4411 Жыл бұрын
fixing the calendar without addressing the whole “sept”ember “oct”ober “nov”ember “dec”ember thing is a huge oversight, i expected this to be addressed when you fix the calendar again in a few weeks
@drewstaser9726
@drewstaser9726 Жыл бұрын
And that we just threw in two old roman guys for no reason! I think I should have month named after me instead - I'm yet to be stabbed by senators which I believe makes me more qualified than this "Julius" punk
@Gigasimo456
@Gigasimo456 Жыл бұрын
Or the other way around, Onuary, Twobruhry, Thirch, Foury, Fivy, Sixtine, Sevey, Eighst, November, December, Eleber, Twelber.
@AndresJ80
@AndresJ80 Жыл бұрын
Not to be a nuisance or anything, … But technically it’s “Septem”ber, “Octo”ber, “Novem”ber, and “Decem”ber bc septem, octo, novem, and decem is actually the numbers seven through ten in Latin and shouldn’t be cut in half
@giannaomole1807
@giannaomole1807 Жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that but I think the pattern was that it was ending in "er"
@septanesium
@septanesium Жыл бұрын
[Jun12.2022] Sept- is 7 Oct- is 8 No- is 9 Dec- is 10 but September is the 9th month October is the 10th month November is the 11th month December is the 12th month Hmm Edit: Wait it's No- not Nov-
@Da_Dr
@Da_Dr Жыл бұрын
I like how he doesn’t even acknowledge that each month ends on a Monday, and then it’s suddenly Sunday again.
@helenepham2868
@helenepham2868 Жыл бұрын
maybe it jumps to sunday
@elsahammons1177
@elsahammons1177 Жыл бұрын
If all the months were four weeks long then the BONUS WEEKEND could be longer… or maybe we could have two (one after June, one after December)
@Jean-ve3mh
@Jean-ve3mh Жыл бұрын
No problem: each last Monday of the month can be a rest day, so we get an extra-long weekend every month.
@elsahammons1177
@elsahammons1177 Жыл бұрын
@@Jean-ve3mh wait yes that’s so much better
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Жыл бұрын
@@Jean-ve3mh omg yes
@10TARDIS
@10TARDIS 11 ай бұрын
I love how the Egyptian bird makes his way into every video
@starartemis
@starartemis 8 ай бұрын
The bird from Egypt is the only thing that matters
@Crow-420
@Crow-420 7 ай бұрын
𓅱𓅱𓅱@@starartemis
@donutsarecute5209
@donutsarecute5209 7 ай бұрын
Bird from egypt LORE
@nuklearatomic
@nuklearatomic 2 ай бұрын
@@starartemisyes
@simplechannel7771
@simplechannel7771 25 күн бұрын
Same with the monkey
@Is_Carrie
@Is_Carrie 6 ай бұрын
Oats: *Draws a beautiful turkey* Also Oats: *Struggles to draw a firework*
@endrepasztor3080
@endrepasztor3080 Жыл бұрын
I only see one flaw about this calendar. That the numbers on it don't match with the betabet numbers. Otherwise this calendar is completly flawless! Great job Oats!
@S0mewhere.0n.V3nus
@S0mewhere.0n.V3nus Жыл бұрын
What about Easter TvT
@wubber_dubber
@wubber_dubber Жыл бұрын
@@S0mewhere.0n.V3nus he does not want Easter to be there.
@skizm9498
@skizm9498 Жыл бұрын
You are correct but also incorrect because the 11 betabet numbers are the base numbers, not the entire "numberbet" or whatever its called
@YungNuisance
@YungNuisance Жыл бұрын
Lowercase number calendar sounds like good merch to me.
@22sfs22
@22sfs22 Жыл бұрын
@@skizm9498 U would β rite Xept thαt it'Ŝ α βαz ileven numβering. Ŝo the tenth numβer of eαqh month Ŝhould β "𓅱", the ilventh "10" etk. αlso ther is α kαse for the numβers to β lower-kαsed which would drαstikally qhαnj things 2 𓅱
@C455C0R3
@C455C0R3 Жыл бұрын
With this calendar, every 13th day of each month falls on a Friday, so I agree with it by default
@Pinecone6442
@Pinecone6442 Жыл бұрын
YESSSSS AY THE TEETH EVERY MONTH (if you don't get ay the teeth it's a joke that I created last friday the 13th
@Indecisive4734
@Indecisive4734 Жыл бұрын
Friday the 13th is supposed to be special in my opinion, as in a yearly, maybe every few months event of bad luck. It could be another American holiday, but more widespread in North America.
@Lendaru
@Lendaru Жыл бұрын
And my birthday is on 13th may...
@Pinecone6442
@Pinecone6442 Жыл бұрын
@@Lendaru ay the teeth
@OrangeColt
@OrangeColt Жыл бұрын
Because of this calendar I have realized the easiest way to tell if Friday the 13th of this month it's just to see if the calendar looks really cool and neat with a one on the first Square
@speakk.now_TV
@speakk.now_TV 7 ай бұрын
Your honesty right (no school or work for a week after ever holiday)
@CyrusSanders
@CyrusSanders 6 ай бұрын
This calendar is amazing, except for 2 small flaws: 1. The extra 6 hours will offset time, making 6am every day the year after its synchronized appear to be noon. The next year would have noon be midnight, and then 6pm. That would be harder to keep track of then leap year. 2. Weeks are still 7 days. Nobody likes 7, and if you make each week 5 days instead, then there would be exactly 6 weeks each month, meaning that when the month ends, it doesn't go: Monday-Sunday-Monday. BONUS SUGGSTION: 18 kind of looks like a face but a little off, and clowns look like faces but a little off, then the July 18th should be clown day.
@aozoraking1092
@aozoraking1092 Жыл бұрын
I like how making every month start on a Sunday automatically makes every month have a Friday the 13th.
@level_breaded5364
@level_breaded5364 Жыл бұрын
Oh godamn it, can’t watch tv one day every month I guess
@OG_Jouno_Saigiku
@OG_Jouno_Saigiku Жыл бұрын
YES!
@generalshenanigans1703
@generalshenanigans1703 Жыл бұрын
“It’s Friday the 13th! Woooo!” “Jerry it’s Friday the 13th every month please take off the reaper costume”
@miguelisaurusbruh1158
@miguelisaurusbruh1158 Жыл бұрын
Perfect to regulate the human population and monthly happiness amounts
@MegaIiyambula
@MegaIiyambula Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed lol.
@bob8320
@bob8320 Жыл бұрын
next thing you know, he remakes the solar system.
@zdoh-RandomHandle
@zdoh-RandomHandle Жыл бұрын
new planets
@Fiona-oq4dn
@Fiona-oq4dn Жыл бұрын
Ikr 😭
@laughingdragon66
@laughingdragon66 Жыл бұрын
Not a bad idea
@blitzgame4724
@blitzgame4724 Жыл бұрын
Great idea
@TotallyNotLamePianist
@TotallyNotLamePianist Жыл бұрын
Ha yea
@jesseyu69420
@jesseyu69420 11 ай бұрын
7:41 But that would create a paradox because then the first day of school is in September, which means you get ANOTHER holiday. This means that no one ever has to go to school, because it’s always a holiday.
@CalebN.
@CalebN. 2 ай бұрын
And without school, you won’t get a job, or money, and maybe a home.
@eymentunayildiz
@eymentunayildiz 4 ай бұрын
This could be WAY more perfect, make every month 28 days(exactly 4 weeks), add an extra month called Solar(representing the sun) between june and july and have only one day left over at the end(or one another after the june if its leap year)
@KAVYAMAY
@KAVYAMAY Ай бұрын
@eymentunayildiz you are the best😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 I literally agree so much 💯🔥
@RonAnflooD247
@RonAnflooD247 Жыл бұрын
This dude is the most revolutionary thinker of our time. Oats Jenkins is making a BETTER way of life.
@kinithwashere5080
@kinithwashere5080 Жыл бұрын
forgot the 𓅱 𓅱
@GTD_GameTilDead
@GTD_GameTilDead Жыл бұрын
This dude changed his pfp because of a calendar v2 holiday referencing his username, only to relate to what he drew the holiday (v2) as. Nice.
@bronball7881
@bronball7881 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Indecisive4734
@Indecisive4734 Жыл бұрын
He literally. Changed. The unflawed. In this. Video.
@RonAnflooD247
@RonAnflooD247 Жыл бұрын
@@kinithwashere5080 ah shit 𓅱
@alxhaluv
@alxhaluv Жыл бұрын
as an Egyptian, im very proud of bird from Egypt, he's made it a long way traveled thro the desert, and finally he's in the calender, alphabet2 and betabet
@cycrothelargeplanet
@cycrothelargeplanet Жыл бұрын
Same
@mewoowowowo5557
@mewoowowowo5557 Жыл бұрын
Same
@LiammonkeVR_official
@LiammonkeVR_official Жыл бұрын
Omg
@Mr.Shogun
@Mr.Shogun Жыл бұрын
*𓅱
@gwho
@gwho Жыл бұрын
a b b bird bird bird, bird is the word. literally
@martinchavezfigueroa6627
@martinchavezfigueroa6627 9 ай бұрын
You are objectively correct about everything oats
@popstarrowlet
@popstarrowlet Жыл бұрын
my main problem with the calendar is that every month is that its made of squares. I think that it would be better if it was made out of hexagons with branching paths
@prerakgames4668
@prerakgames4668 Жыл бұрын
GENIUS
@ninjadragongamer6861
@ninjadragongamer6861 Жыл бұрын
I agree, since hexagons are the bestagons
@gamingwithpapaandfriends
@gamingwithpapaandfriends Жыл бұрын
@@ninjadragongamer6861 aw man i wanted to say that oh well
@ahahHhHzh
@ahahHhHzh Жыл бұрын
@@ninjadragongamer6861 CPG GREY
@unitds27-delta
@unitds27-delta Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, after all, as we all know, hexagons are the bestagons
@cherrybomb69696
@cherrybomb69696 Жыл бұрын
I like how he says “I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules” when he’s literally remaking the whole calendar
@VT_vault-tec
@VT_vault-tec Жыл бұрын
He remained the universe at this point
@Playerisaac111
@Playerisaac111 4 ай бұрын
bruh
@thomasstreasures7133
@thomasstreasures7133 Жыл бұрын
The best 10 days of this should be the real calendar
@Prachi11378
@Prachi11378 2 ай бұрын
You are unbelievable oats.. I'm shocked.. at the way you changed the alphabets and the calender. I found your channel the most interesting one today... Hats off to your great mind... I'll come back again on your channel and I hope you'll come with more 2nd version videos..🌼🌼🌼🌼
@ShootMyMonkey
@ShootMyMonkey Жыл бұрын
Y'know... you could always just do 28 days per month. Every month would be exactly 4 weeks, so having every month start on a Sunday would be inherent. There would be 13 months and only 1 day left over at the end. Also the 360-day calendar with 5 "mystery" days left over has been done before. The Mayans did it, and it sort of worked for them because they had a base-360 counting system.
@MuktiLuv
@MuktiLuv Жыл бұрын
SAME CHAIN OF THOUGH.... 13 months... all 28 days... all 4 exact weeks... all months start monday (weekend is a weekEND)(and changes nothing if you work the 1st or 2nd, same rest)... Last Sunday of the year is 48hours or 72 leap year... 12 was divisable by 4 for the seasons? They never start on the first anyway.... Hedgehog issue? Exterminate them all slowly, they now replace turkeys as the official gathering protein... what iff you were born a 31st? Its now the 2nd Feb, etc... for the 13th month name i suggest "Cursed-ober" or "Endober" or "Bendover" (LGBTQYZE++ will LOVE to have their own month, fine take it.... its cursed anyway...shhhh!!) Nha, first Sunday right, so that all Friday are a Friday the 13th.
@ddnava96
@ddnava96 Жыл бұрын
Or better yet, make weeks be 5 days long so you have 12 months with 6 weeks each and 5 mystery days at the end of the year
@reliction
@reliction Жыл бұрын
is that why the mayan calendar is like in 2013 now?
@MuktiLuv
@MuktiLuv Жыл бұрын
@@ddnava96 how is that better in any way??... what 4day work, 1weekend?... 5mistery days, we already brought that down to 1 or better 0, one sunday been 48hours...12month?, whats wrong with 13?, month can be anything their number dont matter mathematically anywhere...
@mystery._.m34t
@mystery._.m34t Жыл бұрын
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@TheBig78sam
@TheBig78sam Жыл бұрын
You know how everyone hates Monday, why not replace it with bird from Egypt as it is the superior being. (to differentiate from the number and the alphabet 2 you could add a moustache.)
@Cashewer
@Cashewer Жыл бұрын
Perfect
@MartinAsleep
@MartinAsleep Жыл бұрын
and its a day off as well, to celebrate the bird from Egypt, and black Friday shopping for November
@azzas26
@azzas26 Жыл бұрын
Yes just yes
@kingo5940
@kingo5940 Жыл бұрын
i suport u
@theamazon915
@theamazon915 2 ай бұрын
I agree with the bonus weekend it makes a lot of sense
@Rose-yr4xf
@Rose-yr4xf 2 ай бұрын
I completely agree with these changes especially thanksgiving being on the 26th because that's my mom's birthday.
@SporkTheReal
@SporkTheReal 2 ай бұрын
W
@Plugytheplug
@Plugytheplug Жыл бұрын
"The perfect sequel doesn't exist" Oats Jenkins: "Hold my square sheets."
@sodascentpack
@sodascentpack Жыл бұрын
the firzt comment i see is an object show fan omg hello!!!
@CallytheCalicoCat
@CallytheCalicoCat Жыл бұрын
@@sodascentpack Or a memer I had no idea what object show was until you said this but I knew the meme
@monjarinafsheen9867
@monjarinafsheen9867 Жыл бұрын
Hold my bird from egypt
@shweta1684
@shweta1684 4 ай бұрын
This is unrelated but I think y’all are cultured ppl so do you know what this sound is? 3:39
@ganzeige
@ganzeige Жыл бұрын
The whole "extra long bonus weekend" at the end of the year was a real thing in the ancient Germanic calendar until the Romans came and f**d everything up with inconsistency. It was referred to as the "time between the years". And I as German highly appreciate seeing this concept being reestablished because I really like objective logic and bonus weekends... unlike some ancient Roman guys.
@seventyfour8256
@seventyfour8256 Жыл бұрын
as a fellow german, i can completely agree.
@skizm9498
@skizm9498 Жыл бұрын
Yes he is so considerate, definitely had the Germans in mind while establishing the "f*** it, it's the end of the year" system
@gristlevonraben
@gristlevonraben Жыл бұрын
Jewish people did it too, even before they ever got to Germany. I can't remember, but didn't the Aztec also do this?
@ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320
@ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320 Жыл бұрын
So you're telling me I could have had an extra long bonus weekend if the Romans didn't invade? I swear to Odin if a time machine ever gets invented I'm gonna become a fighter and fight these Romans
@abxyabxy281
@abxyabxy281 Жыл бұрын
Ηεγ τΗεrε
@user-le2qx6eu7j
@user-le2qx6eu7j 23 күн бұрын
When u talked about the month thing I imagined after a month ends July Tuesday --> Sunday AND YOU DID WHAT MY MIND DID
@user-le2qx6eu7j
@user-le2qx6eu7j 23 күн бұрын
LIKE HES LITERALLY READING MY MIND
@moderbash9684
@moderbash9684 3 ай бұрын
You are objectively right about everything I'm having oats for dinner everyday
@sykiro4369
@sykiro4369 Жыл бұрын
is no one going to talk about how on this calendar every month is friday the 13th I will be adopting this callernder into my life so I can watch more horror movies
@lily_wonders
@lily_wonders Жыл бұрын
ouh-
@C.Mousse
@C.Mousse Жыл бұрын
Yes
@fffffplayer1
@fffffplayer1 Жыл бұрын
It's honestly surprising how doing 13 months of 28 days solves a lot of problems and creates a very regular calendar. The only problem is the extra day you have to deal with (28*13 = 364), but when you're ready to do bonus weekend, what's one bonus day gonna hurt? Also, I love how with Calendar 2, every year the morning/night cycle get pushed 6 hours.
@Dkgow
@Dkgow Жыл бұрын
Now if we add in Clock 2 we fix everything since it is 20 hour days with 20 mins per hour. So that 365 day is just a normal extra day that doesn't exist on the calendar line. So we get Sunday through Saturday 4 weeks a month with an extra special random day between "new years eve" and new years that isn't labeled as a "week day", but it doesn't need to be an extra 6 hours under the Clock 2 timeline. Then we start it all over on Sunday at 1.
@petroglyph888mcgregor2
@petroglyph888mcgregor2 Жыл бұрын
Your idea sounds exactly like the "Celtic Tree Calendar" invented by Robert Graves. Just like yours, his calendar had 13 months per year. Each month had 28 days.
@gracelewis6071
@gracelewis6071 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there used to be 13 months until some emporer or two decided they wanted to mess things up. Idk school history was a long time ago, might want to actually look that up 😂
@masterspark9880
@masterspark9880 Жыл бұрын
the ancient egyptian calendar which our calendar is based on had 30 days every month and 5-6 extra ones at the end of the year
@adidi7789
@adidi7789 Жыл бұрын
@@gracelewis6071 Pretty sure you're thinking of when July and August were added to make it 12 months instead of 10, named after the emperors Julius and Augustus. That's why September is the 9th month when it's actually Latin for 7 (sept like the name Septimus), October is 10th instead of 8th (oct like octopus), November (nov like the number 9 nueve in Spanish), December (dec like decade).
@amybenitez851
@amybenitez851 5 ай бұрын
This is a master peace IT IS AWESOME
@84xYoutube
@84xYoutube Жыл бұрын
You are objectively right about everything.
@alpine8590
@alpine8590 Жыл бұрын
In central Europe we ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING SIMILIAR TO CLOWN DAY! It's called fasching, it's basically Halloween but instead of creepy costumes its usually silly and stupid costumes, mostly being clowns
@LorenzoF06
@LorenzoF06 Жыл бұрын
why did I read it as "fascism" lmao
@reb._.27
@reb._.27 Жыл бұрын
@@LorenzoF06 im going to hell for laughing 💀
@TheSkiLiftGuy
@TheSkiLiftGuy Жыл бұрын
Lucky fuck the American government
@RPDRUMORS
@RPDRUMORS Жыл бұрын
@@LorenzoF06 I love fascism - where people dress up as stuiped clowns!
@jeniferjoseph9200
@jeniferjoseph9200 Жыл бұрын
That sounds creepier than Halloween ngl
@theinfernus9912
@theinfernus9912 Жыл бұрын
A little tip for the half pattern: I would prefer following the ending with an Y pattern: so like May, Juney, July, Augusty Also what about easter? It's like every year it's different just like thanksgiving!!!
@jJuso
@jJuso Жыл бұрын
how about both patterns? jmay, juney, july, jaugust or perhaps removing the patterns? ma, une, ul, augus actually, there's a lot of u's, and we don't want patterns, so maybe we should make each month have a different vowel? ma, unu, el, ogos cool, but there's no month with an i, so maybe move bonus weekend to the midsection and call it binis? ma, unu, el, ogos, binis yeah that works
@serena-hello
@serena-hello Жыл бұрын
@@jJuso yup
@c00lbr05
@c00lbr05 Жыл бұрын
I also wondered about easter
@adamwieser
@adamwieser Жыл бұрын
Easter and thanksgiving would be the same day every year now?
@leftoverhotdogs1911
@leftoverhotdogs1911 Жыл бұрын
Jmay 16th: the day of Oats. The day where we celebrate the creator of this calendar, Oats Jenkins.
@alexflores2397
@alexflores2397 10 ай бұрын
The bonus weekend would be like a second christmas day and its similar to what we already have on the first and last few days of the year, I bet people rest that day
@a37306
@a37306 3 ай бұрын
Your background at the start being the world select screen from New Super Mario Brothers Wii is very nice.
@lightning_11
@lightning_11 Жыл бұрын
Are we just going to ignore the fact that _not even he uses his own improved alphabet?!?!?_
@webadoinc.7112
@webadoinc.7112 Жыл бұрын
IKR
@Sphynxes
@Sphynxes Жыл бұрын
He actually does. In the subscribe part.
@CatlyTheCat
@CatlyTheCat Жыл бұрын
Yea he maid te title wrong It's sould be "I maid a BETER kalander
@valodia1
@valodia1 Жыл бұрын
@@Sphynxes ONLY THAT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE KALENDER ITS ONLY THE OUTTRO
@wheleck
@wheleck Жыл бұрын
@@CatlyTheCat rong not wrong
@ana_xxx
@ana_xxx 5 ай бұрын
I will screenshot this as my new calendar 📆
@IAmHampster
@IAmHampster Жыл бұрын
i agree with this calendar𓅱
@yunatsukii7273
@yunatsukii7273 Жыл бұрын
Ok, this calendar is infinitely superior, but with the +6 hours, noon would be when the sun sets some years, and sometimes the middle of the night. I think we should keep leap year and just have it every eight years ands get two extra days of bonus weekend, because then we deal with it less.
@Knineteen19
@Knineteen19 Жыл бұрын
Leap year birthdays are crying right now.
@roundabout-host
@roundabout-host Жыл бұрын
Actually it's 365.249 days, so they skip a leap year once in a century
@antman9527
@antman9527 Жыл бұрын
@@roundabout-host yeah but actualy once every 1000 years when they are supposed to skip leap year they dont because its 365.242199 days
@Nalehw
@Nalehw Жыл бұрын
But consider all the advantages of having a Night Year!
@leifang1211
@leifang1211 Жыл бұрын
We don't have to worry about leap years with a groundhog deciding on the seasons anyway.
@TheBig78sam
@TheBig78sam Жыл бұрын
You should add 3 more days in a week, 2 being weekends and 1 being weekday which now makes Each week 10 days to make it exactly 3 weeks In a month, for example a week might be Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, extra week day, Saturday, sunday, extra weekend day, extra weekend day. This also has the bonus of each month linking up as one ends on Saturday and the next starts on Sunday
@fasebingterfe6354
@fasebingterfe6354 Жыл бұрын
an extra 3 days for the weekend would be dope
@shaky5722
@shaky5722 Жыл бұрын
“Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Nomday, Friday, Chipsday, Saturday, Don[e]day.” Is it good👍🏻
@josephcalabro2487
@josephcalabro2487 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ZaneAlexander996
@ZaneAlexander996 Жыл бұрын
It $hood b base 11 tho
@Goateditsprod277
@Goateditsprod277 10 ай бұрын
That’s amazing and I love it so much
@Felipe-xx4fz
@Felipe-xx4fz 11 ай бұрын
He’s always right about everything
@kilian.kns4138
@kilian.kns4138 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: in Old Egypt, they had 13 months a year. 12 months with 30 days each and 1 month with 5 days. the last month was meant for having a free and fun time for yourself (this information comes from Facts (by Guff) on Instagram). So this new version is more like an updated version of the one from Old Egypt. I think every month should follow one another because now, every month besides the last one has a Friday the 13th... *Edit: I got fully convinced by the Lunar months! Let's just go further with a Lunar calendar. It's much easier and it sounds much more amazing!
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe Жыл бұрын
13 months in a year is the logical way to go because there are 13 lunar months in every year, 28 days in every lunar month. It's completely even, it works out every year. There's no leap year, there's no lost time, it doesn't need to be remade, it just needs to be utilized. Instead we go with the solar year for some reason. I don't know, these Solar cults.
@kilian.kns4138
@kilian.kns4138 Жыл бұрын
@@ladykoiwolfe That sound's like a much better idea! We need to convince the world to work with lunar months!!! Wait, what would be the name of the 13th month?
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe Жыл бұрын
@@kilian.kns4138 It's a Lunar calendar. We could name them after the relevant moon. The only problem is different regions have different names...We could also keep the names we're used to and name the new month for the moon itself.
@kilian.kns4138
@kilian.kns4138 Жыл бұрын
@@ladykoiwolfe If we are gonna change the whole system, why not change all the names? I think that it is an excellent idea to change the names of the months to the names of the relevant moon! I don't think it matters too much that the names differ in different regions, the Calendar we're used to, also has different names in different languages.
@ladykoiwolfe
@ladykoiwolfe Жыл бұрын
@@kilian.kns4138 I was going to suggest it, butt thought it might be too far. I would prefer it. Who wouldn't want months named for things like the Harvest Moon or the Wolf Moon or the Flower Moon.
@marveludus
@marveludus Жыл бұрын
Love knowing that June was already perfect to begin with. 30 days, and a name so great it doesn't even need to be changed. My birthday is now a week after Spoon Day (and always on a Friday, heck yea)
@Martan2010
@Martan2010 9 ай бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS
@onehundrediq2024
@onehundrediq2024 8 ай бұрын
4:32 I love this
@BirbBoiYT
@BirbBoiYT Жыл бұрын
There's one massive problem I noticed with Calendar 2: There are two days of the week that are experienced 12 more times than all other days. Firstly, there's Sunday, which isnt much of a problem, but then there's MONDAY. Monday, commonly said to be the worst day of the week, occurs on 12 more occasions than 5 other days of the week. This will either have to be changed or the last Monday of a moth will be used for something else... Sounds like a perfect opportunity for _BONUS WEEKEND!!!!!_
@nayutaito9421
@nayutaito9421 Жыл бұрын
In that case, just make the beginning of the week Saturday instead of Sunday, that would solve the issue.
@TuppyMSM
@TuppyMSM Жыл бұрын
birboi dude my bro my n wyh why are you on the top thats AWESOME DUDE!
@howdoipickaname9815
@howdoipickaname9815 Жыл бұрын
@@nayutaito9421 Or we could all just do your mom
@al_rusty420
@al_rusty420 Жыл бұрын
@@nayutaito9421 that’s to simple *May* I suggest that we just remove those days and add them on to bonus weekend so that every month is 28 days and bonus weekend is 18 days + 6 hours
@BirbBoiYT
@BirbBoiYT Жыл бұрын
@@TuppyMSM what how
@qlynoxz5808
@qlynoxz5808 Жыл бұрын
is it just me or do people imagine how life would be like with these things(calendar 2 & alphabet 3)
@Anthonys_Ant
@Anthonys_Ant Жыл бұрын
Yo that’s what I would think lol
@SoshJam
@SoshJam Жыл бұрын
what’s alphabet 3? i think you’re thinking of the betabet
@Joseekins
@Joseekins Жыл бұрын
@@SoshJam yea
@nutriafachere
@nutriafachere Жыл бұрын
ᴡʜαᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴜ ᴍᴇᴇɴ ɪᴍαᴊɪɴ? ᴅɪŠ IŠ ᴅᴇ ʀᴇᴇʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ𓄿
@Indecisive4734
@Indecisive4734 Жыл бұрын
​@@nutriafachere Wuddya mean, this is the Internet.
@iwatcheverything182
@iwatcheverything182 8 ай бұрын
This guy literally could make Math look so simple. HE IS LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.
@tntguy
@tntguy 9 ай бұрын
your changes actually makes sense
@eliashornwall8546
@eliashornwall8546 Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say, your choice of background music is GOD-tier. Especially the gen 5 sound-track sprinkled in here and there. It’s just so awesome!
@blockstacker5614
@blockstacker5614 Жыл бұрын
I'm just happy I must not have been the only one to enjoy the Zelda DS games
@mythosarchive
@mythosarchive Жыл бұрын
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@kaboom5567
@kaboom5567 Жыл бұрын
do you know what song is playing during seasons part?
@eliashornwall8546
@eliashornwall8546 Жыл бұрын
@@kaboom5567I now bequeath unto you, the Ferret theme!
@lilytrelease9013
@lilytrelease9013 Жыл бұрын
As a leap year child, I'm not even upset about my birthday considering it was added to Bonus Weekend; honestly, I consider it an upgrade
@randomaccount593
@randomaccount593 Жыл бұрын
*WHY DID HE MAKE LEAP YEAR CHILDREN JOIN BURTON ???*
@zaida._xoxo
@zaida._xoxo Жыл бұрын
your a leap year child?? thats so cool! even though prolly you have heard that a million times- do you normally celebrate on feb 29 or march 1st? and do you have an extra special party on leap year? :D
@Lemieuxponyvlogs
@Lemieuxponyvlogs 2 ай бұрын
Oats : we need a new holiday for November Me : fire work day
@oliviaaaa.13
@oliviaaaa.13 Жыл бұрын
You are perfect and are objectively right about everything. No one should question you.
@MrKane-vx6qu
@MrKane-vx6qu Жыл бұрын
Agreed 𓅱
@mightyxt
@mightyxt Жыл бұрын
Says who?
@foxtail286
@foxtail286 Жыл бұрын
@@mightyxt says god, the universe, anime, god again, bird from egypt (ultimate deity), allah, science and sans undertale source: trust me bro
@unofficiallybluelemonade5244
@unofficiallybluelemonade5244 Жыл бұрын
UšE THE aLPABET. aND YEs, i aGREE
@LabScores
@LabScores Жыл бұрын
@@foxtail286 Source: 𓅱
@megellen5357
@megellen5357 Жыл бұрын
My one problem with this is that each month ends on a Wednesday and starts on a Monday. So, what I suggest is you instead have there be four months (because of the four equinoxes) each being 91 days (13 weeks) long. Then, four the 1 1/4 day, make a whole new day of the week and have that be your ultimate day off. As far as holidays/birthdays have them be on the equivalent day on the new calendar. Additionally, for those born in February 29, your birthdays can now be on the ultimate day off (as that is essentially replace leap year).
@lucasriddle3431
@lucasriddle3431 Жыл бұрын
Days of the week are human constructs, so there's no problem with cutting from Wednesday straight to the next Monday Y'know, unless you schedule something weekly in the latter half of the week.
@_thisnameistaken
@_thisnameistaken Жыл бұрын
Make each month 28 days to line up with the moon and then make each week 5 or 6 days long so it stays in line with the year
@lewisgale62
@lewisgale62 Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t end in Wednesday. It starts in Sunday not Monday
@Grenguy_
@Grenguy_ 8 ай бұрын
This actually makes sense
@sherisanchez1696
@sherisanchez1696 8 ай бұрын
he his obviously right w everthinggg💅
@Macthefrog-oc4tg
@Macthefrog-oc4tg 2 ай бұрын
His drawing of a spoon looks like a music note. I PERNONCE JUNE 6 AS SPOON MUSIC DAY!!!
@samfam5208
@samfam5208 Жыл бұрын
why dont we use 28 days a month andintroduce a new month named jenkins month. and that 6hrs will be in that jenkinmonth.and we dont find problem of repeating sunday after monday and before month while the month is ending. just 13*28=364 and then additional 6hrs is in new month called oats period which comes after 4 years which is of one day
@samfam5208
@samfam5208 Жыл бұрын
then we can also use same calender for every month and can save even more tree's
@MuktiLuv
@MuktiLuv Жыл бұрын
you cant add 6hrs or the morning of all day the next year start 6 hours later, you MUST add a full day.... Last Sunday can be 48/72hours though ;-)
@locomotivetrainstation6053
@locomotivetrainstation6053 Жыл бұрын
The last Sunday (Dec 29) is 48 hours long
@MuktiLuv
@MuktiLuv Жыл бұрын
@@locomotivetrainstation6053 yeap... thats still the 28th though... 28Part2
@samfam5208
@samfam5208 Жыл бұрын
@@locomotivetrainstation6053 exactly after four years jenkin day comes
@EastCoastShorts
@EastCoastShorts Жыл бұрын
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
@bandee903
@bandee903 11 ай бұрын
This is the greatest thing i have ever seen
@Hi-rw8vr
@Hi-rw8vr Жыл бұрын
Happy Oat day!!!!
@jkcurran9
@jkcurran9 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he made Ape Day on 4/20 makes the calendar even better.
@rasmele6007
@rasmele6007 Жыл бұрын
He didn't even acknowledge that 420 already is a holiday. 🤔
@jctubezzz
@jctubezzz Жыл бұрын
German Mustache Man's bday
@catra1733
@catra1733 Жыл бұрын
…two holidays in one 💃
@jennymarie0228
@jennymarie0228 Жыл бұрын
WAIT I DIDNT REALIZE THAT LOL
@rasmele6007
@rasmele6007 Жыл бұрын
@@jctubezzz no it is not what I was referring to. I was talking to all the stoners out there
@user-ne4vh1it6e
@user-ne4vh1it6e Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Every year that is evenly divisible by 4 is a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 100 is NOT a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 400 IS a leap year.
@goatgamer001
@goatgamer001 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if this is fun
@merle309
@merle309 Жыл бұрын
What the
@jotana_ch
@jotana_ch 8 ай бұрын
Wait how would you plan it so this gets recommended one year later on the day before my school starts? How did you do that?
@Samuel_blizzard
@Samuel_blizzard 7 ай бұрын
Oats is the best history teacher
@hannankruger4315
@hannankruger4315 Жыл бұрын
The Mayas used to have a "bonus weekend" too, but instead it was 5 days at the end of the year that were considered to be of bad luck, and people were very superstitious about them, and they also had eighteen 20 day months instead
@masterspark9880
@masterspark9880 Жыл бұрын
same with the egyptians
@headcanon6408
@headcanon6408 Жыл бұрын
The end of the year suffixes can be improved. 3 out of the 4 months end in -ember, so October should obviously become Octember. And in order to make the names match the numbers, September through December are now months 7-10 instead of 9-12. All other months also move up, so Jaugust is 6, July, is 5, etc, and then Marchuary is 1, February is 0, and January is -1. Also, it’s weird that Monday is followed by Sunday whenever you switch months. I think the obvious solution to this is to make every month 28 days, and add all the extra days to bonus weekend. I think that solves every problem and it is now completely perfect
@Firefighter_M
@Firefighter_M Жыл бұрын
Well, doing the 28 day thing would add 23 days to the 6 day bonus weekend, making it a bonus month with 29 days. I guess that’s fine though.
@zadewagstaff8089
@zadewagstaff8089 Жыл бұрын
Well instead of having a 29 day bonus weekend you could just have 13 months and one “bonus day” it would have less of an impact on things like the operation of businesses. An extra one day would be easily implemented and not get in the way of so much
@artembaguinski9946
@artembaguinski9946 Жыл бұрын
the less obvious solution is ditching wednesdays
@headcanon6408
@headcanon6408 Жыл бұрын
@@artembaguinski9946 this i can get behind
@TumbleTower
@TumbleTower Жыл бұрын
The last four months end in just "ber". They are named after septem (seven), octo (eight), novem (nine) and decem (ten), but as we all know, the logic was only correct in the early Roman calendar. Having the year start in January instead of March means that the names of the "ber" months are incorrect.
@Novixity456
@Novixity456 9 ай бұрын
You are correct
@Valinka_YT
@Valinka_YT 9 ай бұрын
I agree with everything holiday forever🥳
@GemsZone
@GemsZone Жыл бұрын
There is a 13 month calendar, where each month starts on a Sunday and ends on a Saturday, unlike calendar 2 you don't get the odd sat, sun, mon then sun pattern at the end of each month.
@fancyymel
@fancyymel Жыл бұрын
When you changed and renamed the months I was completely laughing almost too hard. I totally agree with this new sudden way of living life. Your ideas and concepts make up some total sense.
@cg-60.alt.or.AntiUttp
@cg-60.alt.or.AntiUttp 3 ай бұрын
:) good vid keep it up!!!
@SuperStarStudiosPlush
@SuperStarStudiosPlush Жыл бұрын
I love how he had to make up a holiday for April, even though Easter and April Fools exist xD
@LLC1990
@LLC1990 Жыл бұрын
yes lol
@kittypaisley2029
@kittypaisley2029 Жыл бұрын
Apuary*
@catra1733
@catra1733 Жыл бұрын
*Apuary Fools
@Datsyoashley
@Datsyoashley Жыл бұрын
“Eapuary”
@tinafeng6557
@tinafeng6557 Жыл бұрын
APRIL FOOL
@obamagaming9456
@obamagaming9456 Жыл бұрын
The extra 6 hours really deserve to be their own month. I think it would be nice if we honored a very specific group of people by naming the month Eugenemonth and then in the time leading up to the new year everyone finds someone named Eugene and lets them know they're appreciated.
@youremyfavoritesong9868
@youremyfavoritesong9868 Жыл бұрын
Does your name happen to be Eugene? Just kidding lmao, I like that idea
@obamagaming9456
@obamagaming9456 Жыл бұрын
@@youremyfavoritesong9868 My name is Jeff xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@dominionmoudabe9802
@dominionmoudabe9802 Жыл бұрын
I feel like there should be burtinday because my birthday is on the 31st so everyone with the 31st as their bur(tin)day get it after all I dint want to be immortal
@coolskeletondude5902
@coolskeletondude5902 Жыл бұрын
"hey prestonplays i appreciate you"
@Zachyshows
@Zachyshows Жыл бұрын
​@@obamagaming9456 what's your last name?
@x4byte
@x4byte 10 ай бұрын
Lessss goooo my Bday on Sunday ty
@elysiaclauss8331
@elysiaclauss8331 6 ай бұрын
YOU made CLOUN DAY my BIRTHDAY?????? HOW DARE YOU besoepic.That’sactuallyso funny.Ty.
@Vexillographer
@Vexillographer Жыл бұрын
This was mind-blowing. I'd award him the Nobel Prize but the Nobel Prize itself needs to be fixed by Oats Jenkins first
@_satan_666_
@_satan_666_ Жыл бұрын
This guy is the definition of "be the change you want to see in the world".
@antoniusnies-komponistpian2172
@antoniusnies-komponistpian2172 7 ай бұрын
😂
@liisuliisu5608
@liisuliisu5608 6 ай бұрын
I agree with everything
@QuirkyBearTheBomb
@QuirkyBearTheBomb 7 ай бұрын
I have a question: since every month ends on the same day, which is NOT Sunday, then what happens the rest of the time before the next Sunday?
@burton9150
@burton9150 Жыл бұрын
But what about me? My birthday's on the 31st!
@Paxtooon
@Paxtooon 9 күн бұрын
You’re now born on the 30
@totheknee
@totheknee Жыл бұрын
I love how every month goes from Monday to Sunday. This is such a good calendar.
@alexscargarage6900
@alexscargarage6900 7 ай бұрын
I agree I wish my birthday to be on BONUS WEEKEND!!!!!!!
@blobbycattus5274
@blobbycattus5274 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely think that having every month start on the same day every year would be an amazing change. but you needed Egyptian bird month
@spelpotatis7240
@spelpotatis7240 Жыл бұрын
I love how this guy is so objectively correct about absolutely everything, like even if something would be completely wrong normally, if this guy said it it would be 100% objectively correct
@massblabla
@massblabla Жыл бұрын
The days doesn't synchronize, like how last monday of the month was followed by sunday
@ChickenCat27
@ChickenCat27 6 ай бұрын
I love how he said that he wouldn't use thanksgiving as only America celebrates it and then puts Christmas.
@CookiesandmILKK
@CookiesandmILKK 6 ай бұрын
My birthday happens to be the 31 of January but I usually celebrate it a day before or the day after anyways.
@flyingduck91
@flyingduck91 Жыл бұрын
I thought this would be a joke but before bonus features this is genuinely, no joke, actually better than the current calendar, the only thing I would change is changing the name of "jmay" to just "jay"
@exoticlol
@exoticlol Жыл бұрын
Or Jamay?
@i.do_sxff7571
@i.do_sxff7571 Жыл бұрын
agreed
@temsaccepted6740
@temsaccepted6740 Жыл бұрын
Gay/Jay. idk.
@albertnortononymous9020
@albertnortononymous9020 Жыл бұрын
Cuz Jaybirds
@TheCoroboCorner
@TheCoroboCorner Жыл бұрын
I like this calendar. Because there are no leap years, it grants people who were born on leap days immortal life! I can't believe you've managed to solve death; you should be given a Nobel Prize!
@trainlagthegame
@trainlagthegame Жыл бұрын
nice
@C.Mousse
@C.Mousse Жыл бұрын
No, people born on leap day always come to me and “hahaha, you are 1 day till the leap day hahaha you don’t belong to our leap gang” that just casually make me wanna break their toes and fingers
@WhizzKid2012
@WhizzKid2012 Ай бұрын
But we have February 30!
@fakeemail4043
@fakeemail4043 6 ай бұрын
Best changes ever
@ChocoCookieXI
@ChocoCookieXI 6 ай бұрын
Now we go from Monday to Sunday again in middle of school week
@Football_Edits_Jr
@Football_Edits_Jr Жыл бұрын
I like how every months ends on Monday and then starts on Sunday
@jof4467
@jof4467 10 ай бұрын
The months end on Monday.
@LilyPlaysGames214
@LilyPlaysGames214 7 ай бұрын
He should make them all 28 and take the extra to saturber
@robertmichel8456
@robertmichel8456 6 ай бұрын
💀
@Ash_Jenkinz
@Ash_Jenkinz 3 ай бұрын
Bruh
@lorrainemuscatazzopardi2944
@lorrainemuscatazzopardi2944 3 ай бұрын
Oats, can you make the 7th of June a weekday? Just it's a holiday in my country!
@livakristapsone
@livakristapsone Жыл бұрын
In my country, the school year starts on September 1st (or the next week day if it's a weekend). I appreciate that you made it so that every country has to follow that, I feel represented
@badger_games6430
@badger_games6430 Жыл бұрын
In my country we start on the first Tuesday of September. Unless Tuesday is the 1st of September, in which case we start on Tuesday the 8th of September instead.
@jof4467
@jof4467 Жыл бұрын
@@badger_games6430 That's similar to some US states and Canada because Labor Day is the first Monday in September.
@badger_games6430
@badger_games6430 Жыл бұрын
@@jof4467 yes I am from Canada
@floppaandcapy
@floppaandcapy Жыл бұрын
I joined school on march 1st 2022
@watchf
@watchf 7 ай бұрын
“What’s your birthday?” “Bonus weekend 3…”
@thediamondking2365
@thediamondking2365 6 ай бұрын
Monday is the first day of the week there called weekENDS for a reason! Also besides that, this is a great calender. 😃
@-FutureTaken-
@-FutureTaken- Жыл бұрын
The bonus weekend shouldve gotten its own month called Bluth with exciting holidays like “why is scott wearing that hat day” and “empathy”
@NF8
@NF8 Жыл бұрын
YES
@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997
@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 Жыл бұрын
Shit up Burton
@theprotnt596
@theprotnt596 Жыл бұрын
What is the reasoning behind the name
@NF8
@NF8 Жыл бұрын
@@theprotnt596 It's a joke from a different channel called Scott The Woz
@NickWrightDataYT
@NickWrightDataYT Жыл бұрын
I like how he started out making logical changes, realized that's not actually what he was making this video to do, and then went off the rails
@-Atme
@-Atme Жыл бұрын
Oats, we already have bonus weekend, it’s call Christmas break, and spring break.
@avila5486
@avila5486 Жыл бұрын
The problem I see is that the 30-day calendar has a discontinues flow in the week-days. Sunday the 29th, Monday the 30th, Sunday the 1st? I would propose a day division like the "solar calendar" by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in the early 20th century. He divided each month into 28 days, and each year has therefore 13 months. This will present us with 364 days, so we would have one "bonus weekend"-day for New Year's Eve at the end of the year. 13 months also means 1 more holiday! And whilst we are at it: We need to change the spelling of Wednesday! My personal favoured is When's-Day. What do you guys think?
@gowildler
@gowildler Жыл бұрын
German calls it _Mittwoch_ which means “midweek”.
@salmaelnaddab1955
@salmaelnaddab1955 Жыл бұрын
@availablen't that is a good idea about the wens'day or we can use my methord i spell it like "wed nes day" just say every letter
@gowildler
@gowildler Жыл бұрын
@@salmaelnaddab1955 Wet NES Day? As in, Soaked Nintendo Entertainment System Day?
@dragonex4723
@dragonex4723 Жыл бұрын
@@gowildler man are you ready for that party on Wet NES Day Better bring your gloves to not get electrocuted
@YourAverageLink
@YourAverageLink Жыл бұрын
Eh, then you have a prime number of months in a year, so you can't really divide them up like how 3 months right now are a season. My solution at that point would be to do away with 7 day weeks entirely (because they're similarly bad) and have 5 6 day weeks per month, with 5 or 6 extra days at the end.
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