i forced human evolution and this happened

[@GrayStillPlays]

Welcome to the totally accurate 100% future.

[@sarabjorgvins3538]

:)

[@quintenwarren545]

Hi

[@cottontheweeb8693]

Well if 2020 continues to suck this bad bad then yes this is literally 100% true

[@averyelizabeth77]

Hello

[@owensalvesen2893]

graystillplay s i know have been seeing my comments just please revist those games thats all i want (the long dark my summer car brick rigs jalopy) thank you

[@Vociferous]

Vera: “Humans are systematical idiots” Gray: _Yep, I have no argumentative response for that_

[@bluebeka2458]

That's just common knowledge

[@Silae.]

Hey I just hope u do good. :)

[@sodie7841]

I subbed

[@idkwhattosaysamehere5155]

wala there a person who allready did it i belive in you

[@NightcorEDM]

No just Americans

[@luvtortyz2177]

I played this episode and when you breed Olga and Simon their children literally set the whole earth on fire

[@devabi8250]

WHAT IS ITS TITTLE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HOURS! Please tell please... PLEASE! 😭

[@midnightartist43]

JESUS 😂

[@gray2424]

What's the title of the episode? I've been searching the comment section for sooo long!

[@halocrosswhite3226]

I cannot find the title of the episode

[@ally939]

Bumble Games2 it’s called “Pick Your Poison”. Each episode of the series is a different story, and gray’s just been playing through the series. So it might take you a while to get to this one, but you’ll get to play through all the other stories gray’s played, too

[@daaner4367]

Gray: it’s like the A-team, meets a boyband, meets a crackhouse. Me: hey, they took the ABC’s

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Your comedy is underappreciated

[@thebruin8968]

@@quantumblauthor7300 it did get a good 450 likes though, so not that underappreciated. :/

[@ghettokage6104]

LMAO UNDERRATED

[@T_the_rat]

Lol 😂

[@vivitheoctogirl255]

Floridagirtron should be added to the Sims 4 series.

[@catdean828]

VivitheOctoGirl Y E S

[@ziondoesrandomstuff3906]

BEST IDEA EVER

[@samsonguy10k]

The Man Family could use an alien amongst them.

[@beez1717]

This NEEDS to happen ASAP!

[@blackwater2192]

Yes.. or...Phillip J Fry

[@mavendeo]

12:40 "We're locking you in this honeymoon suite." "You don't get to come out until someone's pregnant." "I don't care who."

[@jennifervoilet6491]

Oh my gawd

[@Ulvetann]

The year 2020: *This is an accurate statement*

[@theunpretentiousvegan8593]

Honeymoon Suit.

[@loganshaw9198]

Well there are aliens so I do not think they will mind.

[@fredsansoucie644]

R/cursedcomments.

[@lunar_pretzel]

Them: We tried explosives. Gray: Bitch we got nukes!

[@drippycity4135]

I like your pfp! Did you draw it yourself?

[@lunar_pretzel]

@@drippycity4135 Indeed I did! 😁

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

How many episodes of episode do you want to make? Gray: *YES*

[@victormagoco9752]

I would like your comment if it wasn't a 69

[@riskysans5704]

@@victormagoco9752 and i ruined it

[@chrisbosdijk7237]

petition to rename the series to "episodes"

[@cheetodust9902]

Gray: e p i s o d e

[@zyxcba3155]

His episode videos are actually all from the same story! So his episodes of episode will probably end whenever the author stops writing the story.

[@danagibbs3265]

Is no one gonna mention that Olga has literally no muscle mass despite being called the strongest woman

[@yourfriendlytaxonomist]

She is that strong.

[@rigen97]

Nanomachines, son

[@beez1717]

I was sad she wasn't a muscular babe!

[@RipHitz]

She’s no

[@eddiehunter1887]

That’s why she lost the fight

[@quantumblauthor7300]

11:20 I really appreciate how you censored yourself by just blasting the music volume for a sec, nice touch

[@emptiestbox]

Gray: Clicks "I'm hot'" Everybody: Here we go again...

[@puppyquackcrossing988]

Star Shadows oof

[@DeElectricJudas]

"Why is it in every space movie ever, everyone hates humans?" Have you met another human? I hate us too.

[@james1400]

Same

[@drunkrdm]

indeed.

[@jplayzsfsandmore3173]

Same

[@bronygamindustrian6345]

Same, Humans suck.

[@marshmallowarkleseizure3742]

*perhaps aliens consider humans the tasty SPAM equivalent of the galaxy*

[@suspicion1352]

Apparently, We’re Playing Among Us Before Among Us Was A Thing.

[@jacobholby3504]

Well yes but actually no

[@laufert7100]

May was not the Impostor

[@marcellinojordybagaskara5939]

Haha

[@noelanivelez5299]

Among us has been around since 2018 but it only just got popular

[@Infact77]

among us was made in 2018, a lot of popular youtubers started playing it so it blew up

[@elliot9944]

Me: But how do you force human evolut- Me: Oh wait... *It's GrayStillPlays*

[@someone.1184]

It would not be episode without some human evolution

[@potato2635]

*graystillbreaks

[@PrototheDodo]

human plate grayswaterbreaks**

[@goose9475]

Gray: “you don’t get to come out until someone’s pregnant” SOMEONE?

[@mugwump7049]

Well, Murican couples have taken to saying "we're pregnant," so...

[@elliehavilliard]

Takes two to tango 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@shibagaming7099]

Da da da

[@shashankjadhav2706]

"More genocidal superhumans dammit" Best intro ever +more bra sizes dammit

[@lazyandidgaf8928]

You should name your next character “Floridagirth”.

[@autisticgamer24]

Yes

[@seniorboomer1371]

Cringe

[@terrenceafatsawo9128]

Underrated comment😂

[@VortechBand]

"Floridaman choked a crocodile to death while copulating with it"

[@IntrusiveDuck]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ lmfao

[@autumnh2233]

"IM FROM A PLACE CALLED TRENTON, THEY TOOK MY WALLET AND MY NOSE" IM SCREAMING ITS TRUE

[@godly449]

?

[@coffee_lively_hood4900]

wut?

[@indigophrog2973]

Voldemort be like

[@nashvilleslim]

NJ?

[@nashvilleslim]

So he tossed the smartest woman and kept the smartest man, wtf?

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

Why is there no poll? I was excited for the poll. I was counting on the poll. The poll is what gives me the strength to wake up every morning. Without the poll, I am nothing. Goodbye, cruel world.

[@michaelfrey1509]

KZbin got rid of the polls :(

[@thatpersonsmusic]

It’s not right, it must be illegal. Certainly it is required by law that there must be a poll at the start of a gray video?

[@molly1802]

@@michaelfrey1509 but whyy

[@Jezzibolt]

Noooo KZbin why did you take away the polls? Those were fun!

[@snakeonastring]

It’s so they can “focus on other creator tools” and that we can “leave suggestions in the comments” Sounds like BS to me

[@_Nutflix_04]

May the Floridamen once rule the Earth and have gray as their king

[@bluebeka2458]

The most wierd 3 days till the total destruction of Earth.

[@bluebeka2458]

@lewis edwards True, since they will be better organised.

[@ezraagboghoroma7283]

Not if Australian man has something to say about it

[@everett880]

And have everyone dressed in bath towel.

[@williammorris4392]

lewis edwards no 5 minutes

[@Kaiavatarr]

Among us : "May is not the imposter" 8:47 Also among us : "simon is the imposter" 10:47

[@LasagaMan]

it's appropriate you have an Among Us pfp for this comment.

[@Kaiavatarr]

@@LasagaMan ok

[@pawku-q6d]

I think you got the sentence wrong not to be rude or anything but the sentence is supposed to say May WAS not the impostor. And again I'm just sayin.

[@Kaiavatarr]

@@pawku-q6d ok ty man

[@Harryboi2090]

Damn it...

[@toasbread210]

1:19 Gray: where is her nose Me: where are her eyebrows Holyshit 400 likes wtf

[@gojosstoru]

why they not green

[@marshmallowarkleseizure3742]

*eyebrows: Mentats know what the ladies want*

[@natashasmith8697]

Sis should be named Voldemort

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

Hey wait a minute, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

[@SaintGuillotine]

Where is your profile pics hairline

[@BookishBinger]

I literally started cracking up at “Well it’s not episode without this. Yehaw!” (11:40) Best quote ever.

[@ThisHandleIsNotTaken.]

Gray: they have no nose Me noticing something else: they have no eyebrows either.

[@kapzduke]

i knew something was off

[@RobertMcBride-is-cool]

I only just realized that...

[@leviathansheadphone6501]

Aahhhh that's why....

[@dominickcash327]

Yes it scares

[@ayannalopez3308]

I noticed that first

[@Moonbow-o3x]

“What’s you sexual history?” “You can’t ask us that!” “ v i r g i n”

[@kristinbeecher8391]

That’s me lol

[@XaviarTheBoss]

This hurt me

[@Moonbow-o3x]

XaviarTheBoss lmao- Sorry?-

[@XaviarTheBoss]

@@Moonbow-o3x Cause, reddit streotype, and i'm only 15

[@Moonbow-o3x]

XaviarTheBoss oof sorry-

[@Lt.Li4m]

When I saw the aliens I thought, “So that’s what species Voldemort is!”

[@skinman4207]

When gray doesn’t put a poll: *NANI?!*

[@michaelfrey1509]

KZbin got rid of the polls :(

[@waterbendingwap]

Mikey Bourne WHAT whyyyyyyyyyyy 😭😭

[@jayhom5385]

I feel a disturbance in the mangaverse.

[@genericname2747]

@@michaelfrey1509 Well. We need to take over KZbin and bring back polls

[@nichsa8984]

@@waterbendingwap the space command using flex tape sealing mothership from leaking vaccum

[@jadefang2222]

The aliens took,"I took your nose!" To a whole new level.

[@xexpaguette]

"what's a nose?" "I don't- I don't know..."

[@LizCatchem]

Nobody: The aliens: are evolved roblox characters that became real and tried to trash humanity

[@FingeringThings]

Darwin: Survival of the fittest Gray: Survival of the Floridamen

[@Silae.]

I literally see u every f****** everywhere

[@humanpineapple1239]

Geography World why are you complaining

[@Silae.]

Im just saying i see him everywhere

[@27honeymoon]

I’m subbed to u

[@Silae.]

Ok

[@pokemaster1945]

Most of you didn't realize but he actually hired a Scooby Doo crew.

[@wandagillen9034]

Jjdhdu

[@daniellemcgrath9252]

“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood” *”I failed math”*

[@AL-vh7tv]

God: What's wrong? Satan: GRAY TOOK OVER HELL

[@Ash-mn7pg]

I feel like that would happen

[@thatplayathough8101]

"First Time?"

[@sombertownds149]

Ok that could totally happen, he uses an army of bdsm people who like pain as a human wave

[@nichsa8984]

@b phillip the time paradox of mothership also meanwhile breaking news:alien is real people: *W T F is not a real just earth terran people*

[@melzabob26]

Gray: **uploads** Me: **sighs** “This isn’t gonna be good..”

[@sandiseferp352]

Well yes, but actually no

[@lovelykitty42]

Yesn’t*

[@XxDiamondBubbles364xX]

I just had to sit with my head in my hands for minute 🤦‍♀️🤣

[@isaiahf-d846]

it's gonna be great

[@roberthrenko5466]

sebastian: your game is stupid floridagirtron: he said im stupid, im not stupid

[@ryder8319]

Floridagirltron: "Whoever is hit with the most moon rocks will be ejected from this space ship" Gray: *𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠*

[@a-rebels-arcade]

My screen: *is blurry* Me: *reads the name* Me: Floridagirltron

[@stonks6616]

Me reading this: *W H E E Z E*

[@jeannilynabellera9262]

Oi

[@carsongoring4608]

His "fUlL liQuOr bAr", "so today we're checking out..." and "more ___, dammit!" all get a lot of hype, but what about his "Heeeeey, guysss"

[@meganwestfall8987]

Yo mama

[@zacheryclifton6122]

“Why is it that in alien movies everyone hates the humans?” Do you blame them?

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

As a human myself, I honestly don’t blame them at all, they need to torch our planet for their own future safety 🤣 we CANNOT be allowed to colonize the stars

[@andresmcguire-buckley1659]

@@TheCrazyCapMaster I differ in opinion, despite how more than the usual amount of cancer cultures and disgusting lifestyles, that usually would have been purged by our elders, have started to grow to unstandable tolerances.

[@marshmallowarkleseizure3742]

*it's a slow day on the mothership...let's go harass lower lifeforms by blowing up chunks of their planet and laugh at them as they run around trying to put themselves out from being on fire*

[@alex2005z]

I agree with them

[@No-cn8rp]

“Alright so we’re back to the only game that we see Gray making the worst possible solutions, it’s EPISODE.”

[@robinchesterfield42]

Did you mean: *every game ever* ?

[@haven5059]

They should have breed the kids with the kids of the other pair and made a MEGA BABY then raised it and the clones to be fighting basterds. At least that's what I would've done.

[@danii8168]

Or just do everything the medieval way, make every pair breed and arrange marriages to make every family tree cross over into one ultimate human

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "Why is it, in every space movie ever, everyone always hates the humans?" Me: Because humans in general deserve it by doing stupid $h*t.

[@gideonmele1556]

Because Stellaris

[@bluebeka2458]

Every human in every alien apocalypse or world ending scenario: Let's just shot it.

[@everett880]

Because Spleens brainwashed them.

[@zombiedemon1762]

Because most humans are boring so our extinction is not a loss to the superior beings. Not saying your boring but you are human. Bold of me to assume your human?

[@TheDeathLove]

@@zombiedemon1762 It would not be a loss to superior beings than us, but it would be to the earth's evolution and natural course. Plus I doubt that any alien species "superior" to us is coming to us any near future.

[@twinodoom]

16:21 Grey: "Fires can't really exist in the vacuum of space." *Laughs in Stars*

[@j.w.r.216]

Stars are balls of gas,not fire.

[@mugwump7049]

Twinodoom: laughs in stars Me: laughs in knowledge

[@capitanstoodeows8123]

The whole crew is basically the fever dream version of the teen titans

[@jennifervoilet6491]

No one : Literally no one : Olga : *I'm a very handsome woman.*

[@noonahmed5088]

I mean, she's not _wrong_

[@himanchywatchesvideos7826]

I’m a simple man. When I see the word “evolution” in the title and episode in the thumbnail, I click

[@sergalsandwich9521]

Himanshu Sharma i was kind of hoping it would be some more Species, he hasn’t played that game in months

[@everett880]

And a member of Floridaman clan will be the main character.

[@zombiedemon1762]

Himanshu Sharma. Thats only because Gray will evolve you in the best ways possible.

[@linlupin]

SergalSandwich he’s probably thinking of new ways to tortu-, I MEAN, evolve them.

[@Decepticonlego]

What grey said to may about her being happily married. Made me wheeze. It gets me every time

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Gray: (Kills more humans) Thanos: This brings a smile to my face

[@kennykujo8603]

Hi😌

[@NO-cr2kp]

Gray: uploads Me: starts to scroll down before it loads to see comennets

[@the_unknown7645]

So we grabbed a fireman wgo was putting out a fire Me: that poor cat

[@dollhousecrybaby73]

45 seconds ago and 45 comments. *this.. does put a smile on my face.*

[@shadowslayer205]

Balanced, as all things should be.

[@louisagrantham6041]

Hello *henry!!*

[@cyberqueen201]

Simon: That's a stupid question Me: And for Gray that's a stupid answer!

[@simplysimon2745]

;-;

[@cyberqueen201]

@@simplysimon2745 sorry Simon I didn't mean you I meant the other Simon :

[@jaslynlee4405]

"What would you do with unlimited power?" Dream stans: Face reveal

[@freshfighter9]

Just watch his vr videos

[@sarahpawlson4700]

unlimited power gets you there for sure 😂

[@geoxoro6839]

When gray picks the third option, you know it’s about to get good.

[@evawoodcock6392]

When there isn't a poll for you to vote the last option ☠️

[@jtazevedo7104]

Nooooo

[@isaiahf-d846]

@b phillip it's under the info that i in the top right corner of the vid

[@Cool_cats._.1]

Noooo

[@randomthingsbyme1018]

Grey the man to destroy the irl world if he had the chance

[@aliyxh1275]

You should do a video in the sims where they play "the hunger games" and see who will kill the most people

[@marshmallowarkleseizure3742]

*without even looking i'm sure there's a patch or mod that allows for such a game play scenario already....and if not someone reading your comment will develop one soon*

[@tonsilsthecat3430]

He did that with a mod that was pretty violent. KZbin took it down.

[@platinum_noelle]

Gray: "I want May and Sebastian to pair up this time!" Also Gray: *pairs May up with the body builder and is surprised she loses*

[@loganshaw9198]

That fight has to be random.

[@sunshineflower2286]

This is......... interesting. Imagine getting caught watching this.........by your parents

[@blackdragon2519]

i love how when they were being taken they were going into a ceiling

[@nglidk]

Me: **Sees thumbnail.** Me: *”Ahhh, a standard GrayStillPlays Video.”*

[@personallyisawaspider1204]

You saw his thumbnail???

[@shween8683]

Gray:” Simon, have you ever seen event horizon?” Me: terrible flashbacks of the most scariest movie I have ever watched “Yes”

[@vero8908]

I love it how he's making from innocent things the most dangerous things ever.

[@xedalpha1]

For an app sold on the premise of trashy romance novels it’s pretty friekin hilarious when you get to the user content

[@zelenee.]

Among us gonna be like: white sus 😂 "White got ejected" Later: Ok orange sus 😂 "Orange got ejected"

[@BATAMBYDDER]

Why?

[@seen8311]

😐

[@MervyWervy]

Thats the whole among us like back in 2018 XD

[@ghettokage6104]

FR

[@thegamingbro6364]

Why would you make this comment

[@Mark-ih5mz]

Finally, humans evolve to their final form, the Florida Man (tm)

[@marshmallowarkleseizure3742]

*here....you can save copy and paste this ™ for future reference... i use it all the time*

[@RynRobitske]

Gray: Why do aliens always seem to hate humans? Me: Have you MET humans?

[@catsandco8745]

Floridatron: What it's my name Subtitles: No you're Florida Guitar

[@dotdyboii5023]

Game: "Earth... Look at it..." Gray: "Although most of it is on fire right now" Me: *Looks at Australia* Now-a-days: *looks at california and afghanistan*

[@loganshaw9198]

Me: looks at California.

[@tiberiumtrooper3148]

Me: Looks at oregon

[@RedPistonz]

That's an interesting threat. "Simon, have you ever seen a event horizon?"

[@evannaris]

I freaking died when the banjo started playing lmao

[@serenitysullinger2396]

There's this game that I think it's called, "whack his boss" or something. It's very brutal and I think you'd like it lol. If Grey even freaking sees this hahah

[@aaronjacobs3980]

Oh wow, I'm early for once, I can't wait to not breathe for almost 18 minutes because I'm too busy laughing

[@Pr0xIsAbs0lute]

"What Will Think We Would Help U Do That?" Gray:I'm Hot

[@shreeeeeeeeeeeeee]

“A human like that simply doesn’t exist.” As a Hindu who read the Mahabharata, I’m a little shook by the fact that that sentence is so accurate that the *literal gods* agree.

[@littleskiboy7]

Gray: Posts Every one: StRaIgHt tO tHe CoMmEnTs

[@zee_unknownn]

Your not wrong

[@fireps1209]

So no body is going to talk about why everyone looks like jeff the killer

[@someguy6627]

Hey Gray, I’ve noticed you’ve been pumping out a lot of videos lately, remember we support you and it’s ok to take a break :)

[@coltonboley6605]

Gray is the man the myth the legend and has more than one FBI agent watching him for sure the Florida man legend even the FBI knows u can't tame a Florida man

[@m.c.martin]

Floridaman Bionic Industries

[@nichsa8984]

@@m.c.martin since female terran just a size but not a add smart

[@marshmallowarkleseizure3742]

*he has a whole department if not an entire floor of highly trained and specialized agents devoted to monitoring his activities 24/7...but does he care?....no!!! our Gary laughs at their efforts and continues to thwart their meddling and designs to dissuade his creative efforts* *and we are all better geeks as a result...thank you Gary...you inspire us all*

[@coltonboley6605]

@@marshmallowarkleseizure3742 who's gary

[@raven_pawzz]

May gets ejected. Computer: May was not the imposter. Simon gets ejected. Computer: Simon was not the imposter.

[@genesisera8364]

Episode: **exists** Gray: “MORE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY DAMMIT”

[@goliathprojects7354]

9:50 *I see, you're a man of culture as well*

[@treatwlfiez4512]

8:47 its like among us but different Lmao

[@Iam_Moth]

9:33 Your answer: A wood chuck could chuck as much wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood, but a wood chuck cannot so a wood chuck should not chuck wood

[@sophiaperez1090]

“Why do everyone in space movies hate humans” i’m sorry? HAVE YOU MET HUMANS?!

[@generalkenobi1617]

8:47 science nerd was an imposter, 1 imposter remains

[@chaz0s_621]

Me watching this and I’m just like *beeping in the background* “may was the imposter”

[@EVSM-1]

Whoever is reading this: stay healthy during COVID-19 and have a wonderful day/night❤❤

[@bruhitsboo]

You too

[@braindamage7842]

No u

[@amandapanda5087]

You too!

[@gyrogis9429]

This was actually a nice message that i didn't expect so i can only say "no u'

[@harrytlynx5715]

thanks, you too :D

[@chickenwing5542]

Finally,we have found Voldemort's family

[@TheJesterCW]

13:54 now that's what I call a baby shower.

[@anchoreagemen7767]

8:46 MAY was not an impostor. 1 impostor remains

[@ackthegreat6697]

8:46 May wan not The Impostor. 1 impostor remains.

[@lavenderandcitronella325]

I though of that lol

[@dwaynerocks2821]

I thought of that as well

[@Cheezbuckets]

Every time the chance for a, shall we say, “group session” is an option, I always immediately start hoping for that to get picked, and you have yet to disappoint, my good sir! 😂

[@DarkRaven2003]

Gray: Why is it [...] that everyone hates the humans? Me: ... Is that a rhetorical question?

[@slash69100]

The moment I paused it Simon looked like he was eating the rock XD

[@joshua9473]

"Everything is already exploding", looking at you Lebanon.

[@bigbearplays7285]

dam true

[@chrissyskylandergaming9050]

Most people: I'm going to make a lovely new race :grey : let's go make a person with a chicken for a nose and a tail for hair

[@lunatism9714]

2:55 for some reasons I was expecting him to say "She was about to find the cure for cancer"

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Someone watching Gray for the first time: You're trying to _destroy_ the Earth? Gray: *C*

[@saracole7623]

Never been so early!!!!!!! Been a Gray fan since before June.

[@ChickenLiver911]

Wh- that could be literally anytime in the past.