i built a robot girlfriend and this happened

i built a robot girlfriend and this happened
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[@GrayStillPlays]

Say hello to Skylarnet 2.0. She's here to drink Starbucks and destroy humanity, and she's all out of Starbucks.

[@candyman6716]

Make vr chat video

[@GohantheTurtle]

Armanian B was the first to comment “first”....

[@dustinrose9727]

Still starting every video with “Alright” I see

[@nutterbutterboy8837]

Watch out gray, if a girl don’t got her Starbucks, she gonna dump you for a rich chad

[@newfoxcg480]

Description of my mom

[@Questary]

I Love How The Robot is addicted to Combat

[@Swegurr]

Pee

[@kissass51]

Why Is Every Word Capitalized?

[@loganator3565]

Dont you mean Mortal Kombat?

[@ratkeep]

Spencer Flora Not Every word is Capitalized

[@copper_shark29]

Like gray

[@Balmung60]

> Strong > Emotional > Loyal Oh god, he's building a yandere robot

[@maiaduffield678]

Yandere’s are the best

[@kodykelsey4812]

Yes yanderes are the best

[@errorbirdesther]

Including that one yandere that tortures a white haired lima bean from moriah

[@augustssafespace2]

Hmmm, make a version of this where she comes alive and starts singing build a bitch

[@DEV-rw7eu]

*YES! YES!*

[@thirstfast1025]

Something about a robot in a lobster dress saying "I shall butter up to your mother" just f*cking slayed me!!

[@Flanneryschickens]

Oh my god I missed that pun thank you SO much I'm dyinggg

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

me too!! that and the "budget Alita Battle Angel" as well, Gray says the best craziest things!

[@Emma-mi6qe]

Very punny

[@OlwenRichards]

Episode has evolved to the point where the only way Florida Man can get a girlfriend is by building a genocidal robot girlfriend who will cause WW3. Welcome to Episode!

[@FloridaManGraySTOP]

More automated sex dolls, dammit!

[@gerarc21XD]

@@FloridaManGraySTOP hello again floridaman how is going?

[@bottie7344]

Thx for the warm welcome

[@juliettemcgee9055]

That's the only way Florida Man can have decent, intellectual conversation with female kind without having his brain cells seeping out of his ears.

[@jayhom5385]

Those sick robosexuals.

[@Arda0801]

Gray: I forgot I programmed you that way. Episode: I forgot I programmed you that way. Gray: I sometimes feel like I am actually Floridaman

[@clothar23]

Episode..data mining the hell out of Gray.

[@FloridaManGraySTOP]

Hey... I'm Florida Man!

[@750tiprogamer]

i feel like these episodes are made for gray with how they always have some kind of murder or cannibalism involved.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

@@750tiprogamer they might actually be, though it's scary how the writer is practically inside his head on some of these.

[@rogerlambert9316]

Why have a large wedding, when you can bring your significant other and two or three friends to a Las Vegas wedding chapel, and get hitched by an ordained Elvis? Only someone with bean dip for brains would want to have a formal wedding.

[@lunamadz1983]

Gray: “Why does she always hate your outfit?” Also Gray: *literally has her in a wedding dress at another persons wedding*

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Gray: No matter what I pick his wife still ends up dieing... I feel like that was going to be the outcome even if it _wasn't_ programed in.

[@didariyo]

great grammar but you mispelled dying

[@crypto9776]

I think gray should play surgeon simulator im interested in how that would go

[@TheRealAlpha2]

@@didariyo Yeah, unfortunately autocorrect refused to pick up on it before I hit the send button, and I didn't notice until you pointed it out just now. Eh, no one's perfect.🤷‍♂️

[@TheRealAlpha2]

@Mr. Perfect Cell Oh, present company excluded, of course.

[@kleinkat1119]

TheRealAlpha2 but you were lazy to change it?

[@catluvr2]

Alternate opening: "Alright, welcome back to the only game that can end the way Austin Powers 2 started, it's Episode. More robot women with firearms, dammit."

[@marcosescobar9330]

With machine gun breasts😁

[@lolucorn1]

i get the reference

[@nichsa8984]

@@marcosescobar9330 nanofuel alcholic battery mixing with cocaine tube on their brain computer

[@dog958]

Someone Come And Get Herrr *She Destroying Half The City*

[@cryadult5297]

Lollll

[@shawnsanders6101]

A man is drowning in Lego city! HEY

[@nichsa8984]

@@shawnsanders6101 unknown reason: cause nanites is about delivery cocaine and drug mixing other

[@dog958]

@Peaches lol

[@Fungaly]

Somebody come geet err, she’s actually a mister Somebody come geet err, she’s white and she says n***** Somebody come geet er, my teacher sends my pictures

[@axyte535]

"She's not suggesting it. *Failure to comply **_may_** result in your termination* ." LOOOOL

[@honeybabes2017]

i love how gray always makes his episode characters look like they just lost a boxing match

[@DrBlackTarHeroinPHD]

where the conversation was going: "I can't wait to see your big, thick cat named Spleens"

[@Όνομαχρήστη-ο6υ]

We know. We know.

[@jaynieking3993]

@Crazy Undertaker We know she was just saying that for the lau-...... Nevermind I dont have time for this.

[@monke3387]

@Crazy Undertaker It's a joke.

[@HopePapernacky]

@Zackary Nogle Nope, it was gonna be something very different

[@DrBlackTarHeroinPHD]

I am a Male @@jaynieking3993

[@XellosNi]

"She was being sarcastic." "I was being sarcastic." *"Oh yeah, I forgot I programmed you that way."* **facepalm**

[@Lost_Games]

You can tell Gray programmed Skylarnet 1.0 when he unintentionally killed the bride in one try.

[@KabuVG]

Hey Gray! You should play a game called “Please Don’t Touch Anything.” Literally the first thing you can touch is a big red button.

[@zhewaxen3047]

Oh yeah, that game fits Gray so well

[@novastarpaws5529]

@@zhewaxen3047 Absolutely. And if possible, the VR Version, although I don't believe Gray has a vr headset, but he has come a long ways since his My Summer Car days.

[@Muhanoid]

@@novastarpaws5529 Gray still plays Rick And Morty VR Game. Didn't he?

[@potatogod975]

i need this

[@honkinggoose172]

*BUTTON?!???!?!?!!!*

[@Questary]

What Do Robots And Starbucks Have In Common: Gray's Destruction Addiction

[@donnykitsune6289]

That Ellis Dee always has a chance of being killed by one, the other, or both, but never neither?

[@TheShadowMaven]

Lol

[@dakkarnemo1094]

"So you killed her? At her own wedding?" I'm pretty sure Frankenstein's monster did the same.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

yes indeed!

[@annabarnett6544]

Actually it was his creators honeymoon and only his wife died

[@rreeyee9924]

This is literally Alita: Battle Angel on lots and lots of Acid. Edit: OH MY GOD 1K LIKES THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[@ThatCarWashDude]

yes

[@rpgadhd5502]

And drugs all of the drugs

[@juliettemcgee9055]

Cyborgs mostly snort fireballs but of course they won't say no to LSD

[@furrytrash8482]

Im on lots of acid

[@nichsa8984]

@@ThatCarWashDude a hydrogen fuel **you are a terminated**

[@clydedavis3623]

The thing I love the most about grey is he almost always picks the exact option I want him to pick, I love it and I love his content!

[@oliviastowe3752]

anyone else miss the little quizzes 😭

[@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc]

Yee

[@27honeymoon]

They were polls KZbin removed them idk why 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@bluebeka2458]

But those where the best, like a side snack for the show that you are watching, deaddly show must i say.

[@hunterst6321]

@@27honeymoon Its because not many people used them

[@JTS1576]

Here is a recent video that is unlisted with the quizzes kzbin.info/www/bejne/g57LoZSKrLxrp6c

[@nubbular]

You know what starts with “d” and ends with “eth”? Dat good ole’ crystal meth.

[@ratkeep]

mmmmmmmmm meth, the food of spleens

[@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman]

death

[@dontcheckmyprofilepicture1126]

kiki g click read more

[@kaleidoscope5054]

I read this as "Dat good ole' Christian meth" and I had to read it twice

[@askimbeatrix8245]

They had us on the first half not gonna lie

[@totallynotapieceofcheese1852]

When I saw that Gray posted I quietly whispered "oh yay father gray posted!"

[@YourMostRandomGuy]

So many Funny names on YT lmao

[@Donteatacowman]

I like how Gray doesn't seem to realize how rude it is to show up to a wedding in a white dress 😂

[@kreati_]

That's the joke

[@tootcanada3844]

He's not in a white dress

[@rajeshsambasivam6767]

@@tootcanada3844 No but the robot is

[@happycheese5135]

Friday rolls around: Everyone else: *It's 5 o'clock somewhere* Me: Gray plays Episode!

[@Ohdangboomhaur]

Hahah how accurate is this 💯 😭 🤣

[@ingoing123]

I'm getting up at 3.00 am to go fishing for sharks

[@ingoing123]

Sub to me if you want to see the sharks

[@nichsa8984]

@@Ohdangboomhaur printing: missing nanometal and nano-fiber as a vein

[@itsgaylebitxh]

"Your son is a coward." Well, damn. I've fallen for you Skylarnet 2.0

[@lmorgan982]

Ah, yes. Dreams come true, when your first girlfriend be a killer robot. Honestly, it sounds like a fun challenge.

[@dannysmith48]

I’m actually quite surprised that Gray’s character has survived all of these things happening to him, I’m pretty sure that anyone else would be dead.

[@mavendeo]

3:47 "Listen, robots have emotions, too. They just show them by killing their human counterparts." I mean, yeah. That's how it was for me.

[@AntiHero2]

Ohhhh shi------

[@mavendeo]

@@AntiHero2 4 months, and I finally get a reply? Thank you, kind human. To show my gratitude, I shall being construction of your robot doppelganger immediately.

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Gray plays Robot Episode. Gray's computer: "I've seen things you wouldn't believe..."

[@cursedmicrophone3687]

the pc got ptgs: post traumatic grey syndrome

[@xavierbrown9331]

Sorry, I had to dislike your comment to bring it down to 69 likes.

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

@@xavierbrown9331 quoting a great non-living being; i don't even know who you are. But I thank you. For it's now perfectly balanced. As everything should be.

[@elliotisevaporated3454]

Gray posts Everyone: goes to comments

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

dinoke how dare you call me out like this

[@jade494]

Hell yea

[@Ticketman99]

Where else, now that there's no poll?

[@mpz952]

GrayStillPlayz: okay ima leave you girls to talk for a minute *10 seconds later* GrayStillPlayz: I honestly don't know how you managed to kill a woman in 10 seconds

[@TheShadowMaven]

Lol right? I mean like, HOW IS THAT GIRL SO STRONG!?!?

[@TheShadowMaven]

Like seriously

[@TheShadowMaven]

How

[@mpz952]

@@TheShadowMaven idk how

[@patrickracer43]

"They were grinding on each other" have you been to a high school dance?

[@CelticVictory]

I'm sure he hasn't been to one recently.

[@labaker4285]

CelticVictory I hope not 😳

[@Lmnop873]

you'd be surprised but that happened at a middle school dance at my school

[@liverpool0690]

14:35 that whole segment where you and macgyver were basically saying the same thing had me dyinggg 😂😂😂

[@primordialchaos4109]

Imagine if all the different Florida Mans' met- like Floridamaniac and Florimacgyver c h a o s

[@FloridaManGraySTOP]

They're all just different versions of me, so it wouldn't be just chaos... It would be *FLORIDA CHAOS*

[@magnumdopest9161]

@@FloridaManGraySTOP You're coming with me!

[@patricktaylor488]

Someone should make an Episodes of this, the FloriDome of FloriDoom

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I think the world would self-destruct itself

[@emilywilhite711]

FLORIDAMAN INTO THE FLORIDAVERSE.

[@thefoxdiamond5070]

I have been rewatching all the Episode videos, some of my favorites because they are always at the same level of ridiculously, or higher.

[@thekangaroo1880]

I'm fine with a stuffed bear almost the size of me Edit: y'all making jokes bruh I'm only 14 and I have problems so hugging a stuffed bear gives me comfort

[@CSX-rv1ci]

“It’s punishment time!!!”

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Stuffed with what?

[@nwonknu-]

If I had one the size of me, I would hug it how uraraka hugged that rocket😂

[@zonamer28]

*- Monokuma and Usmai has entered the chat -*

[@FloridaManGraySTOP]

Im fine with a stuffed *beer* almost the size of me.

[@milkyfries3172]

I usually watch Grays videos just because they’re funny with some popcorn or food. But this time it’s because my insane neighbors are playing music as loud as an elephant and so I had to find at least one way to enjoy not being able to sleep-

[@Zeytrixx]

Well, this will definitely help all my girlfriend problems. Because now I can just create a robot to fix my loneliness

[@dabomb2564]

You typed that quick

[@nichsa8984]

too weak oh wait and this can be feature lifting tons pound weight of mothership

[@naomiwillowsyayme7151]

Me getting My Life as a Teenage Robot Vibes *Sweating Intensifies*

[@fluffysquirrel8385]

Why did I read this as "i built a roblox girlfriend and this happened."

[@foisopracurtir6389]

U r seeig too much roblox.

[@cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256]

I am a ROBLOX copy too.

[@Bonkionic]

I NEED ROBLOX ANYONE CAN ADD ME!?!?!?

[@dreamgamer96]

SHE CLAPED YOUR CHEEKS

[@nickfox1253]

Dude no-one caught that she said "I will butter up to your mother" and shes wearing a lobster dress. Buttered lobster anyone?

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

I was thinking the same thing too! you as the protagonist get to program and dress her, plus or minus a few quirks, and thank god for Gray's sensibilities, she would clearly figure on "buttering people up' like lobsters" to be normal human behavior...

[@coolkid5238]

Me: *gets notified about the video* KZbin: was uploaded 20 seconds ago, no views and 7 likes Sounds about right

[@Green-vw5vr]

KZbin is probably from Florida with the many times it's been called drunk

[@nichsa8984]

life don't request progam

[@TheRealAlpha2]

KZbin is always drunk, its a shock when it _isn't,_ kinda like Floridaman.

[@jacetherandom698]

This is literally just Alita Except if everyone was on cocaine.

[@AntiHero2]

They had us in the first half ngl

[@salty9587]

Alternative title:When you make the terminator your girlfriend

[@karalyna2004]

Hey you would be safe

[@Nafinafnaf]

"Big, thick-" *oh i've seen enough hentai to know what she's saying*

[@iR-80]

@EllizGaming CZSK *every day. we stray further from god*

[@SweetVanillaCake]

Oh god please no

[@Goatzies]

Tentacles?!?

[@not_skyee]

LoL same

[@saturn223]

THATS A LIKE

[@TaurielTheElf]

"I built a robot girlfriend and this happened" So basically Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D season 4?

[@SpairM]

What happened there?

[@nomireelnom4265]

@@SpairM one of the main characters and a scientist worked together to build an AI and put it in a robot body for lulz, later had it read a magic evil book because anyone who read it went insane or something idk, the book tempted the AI to pull a Pinocchio and it went a little murdery

[@SpairM]

Nomi Reelnom o damn

[@TaurielTheElf]

@@SpairM And the girlfriend part is because the scientist made the robot look like his ex, which obviously backfired and the robot then fell in love with the other guy, whom she tried to force into loving her.

[@SpairM]

Tauriel of Mirkwood ooo damn

[@tackey8632]

To quote a classic; "Observation: This is a great opportunity for slaughter."

[@cybrzero7558]

6:50 "The wedding went off without a hitch" well then it wasn't much of a wedding was it?

[@daltonj0501]

Damn you

[@daltonj0501]

I didnt think about that

[@germanvisitor2]

3:00 "How loyal are we talking about?" Ever watched Batman Beyond?

[@madkirk7431]

I kinda want them to make one that includes all the stuff that gray loves. They already have this but they aren't in the same one. We need the ultimate episode.

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

I died within the first 30 seconds at the 'wake up the next morning next to a female looking skynet' just you _had_ to get more terminator jokes in there

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

9:17 “Skylarnet.” *Cameraman gets an aneurysm*

[@AkaneiFlowerbell]

12:30 "What happened to skylarnet 1.0? It starts with a D and ends with an F" No, it's starts with a D and ends with an H, if it ended with an F she wouldn't be able to hear

[@alexandrecosta_1981]

It's kinda interesting the fact the character's wound moves from the left eye to the right one randomly...

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

It's an episode thing, whenever there's a feature that is only on one side of the face, a tattoo on one side or a hairstyle that is different on one side it swaps so as the same side is facing the screen no matter which way the character is facing.

[@alexandrecosta_1981]

@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 Yes, exactly.

[@MiniMidas375]

"I built a robot girlfriend, and this happened" ... Hmm, surprisingly less Weird Science themed than I expected.

[@jiggyjosy1019]

I could already tell by the first 18 seconds of the video its gonna be a good one. Building you a robotic hirl so that she doesn't divorce you becausefor your alcohol addiction. Hmm seems like a Florida thing

[@r01d2]

when Gray adlib when he meet the mother, that's summary of my whole life

[@Super-Shafs]

Welcome back, to the "what alternate thumbnail will gray use instead" show!

[@navytower1533]

I love the attention to detail in the thumbnail really expresses what episode is all about

[@KKC97]

"How loyal are we talking about? Why do I feel like I'm about to get skinned?"

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

9:04 the bride can't call anyone elses outfit dumb they have to wear essentially a hairnet over their face

[@AdventuresofEmily]

Me see the thumbnail of the video : “Oh dear god here we go again”

[@FloridaManGraySTOP]

Episode is always really fun for me, though!

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

I like how every time you got to choose a response in Episode, you get two answers that seem at least relevant to what’s happening, but there’s always one answer that is dark, weird, stupid, or all three.

[@terreliv]

4:12 in which Grey says that Skylarnet 1.0 is a M.I.L.F (Mother I'd Like to Fix) 8:55 Lobster dress. Butter.

[@sadpluslonely2775]

Gray: How much blood do you want on your hands? Skylarnet: Yes

[@blackqueen1600]

Perfect way to my end my miserable birthday. Torturing my soul from Floridaman

[@ianlilley2577]

Happy Birthday!

[@xoboopXo]

That lobster headband is soooo cute 😍😍😍😍😍

[@sealoverlord5120]

ah yes, this is how transhumanism will actually happen,atleast in florida

[@kaleidoscope5054]

YES TRANSHUMANISM

[@axyte535]

It took _all_ of my willpower to not spit out my drink at 11:54

[@realdragon]

My favorite game: documentary about florida man

[@kaih_the_viewer]

Mother: i like my sons equally Skarlanet 1.0: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

[@YukariAkiyamaTanks]

Gray has found battle angel, this wont end well

[@emisthem6562]

On April fools, Gray should do a compilation of him playing games the way they were intended

[@Bree_Ella]

The intro alone had me interested.

[@awr514]

Gray is the only one to be able to say OKAayy like that

[@virusdella]

It was difficult. I installed Episodes and had to play through a whole lot of cheesy romance stories for days to get the full access. Just to find out that the search bar didn't work and I couldn't find the episodes Gray played. Then accidentally I found that the series were called "Pick your poison" and then I scrolled through dozens of stories in catalogues but finally found it. Now I can enjoy them too.

[@esclipseminnt4644]

Skylarnet 2.0 when she's being sarcastic is funny 🤣 "Its very platonic"

[@thatcrystalpie]

Upgrade chest size I can't handle 27 slots, I need 54 I need a whole storage system

[@torsui]

Evergreen comment after every GSP video: Well, that just happened.

[@justingreen8058]

Is it just me or does Gray's videos ALWAYS start out like "Alright we are checking out the only game where you can feed you kids meth and wine, Repopulate with 9 other girls, erase you girlfriends clothes and but bombs all over the city; and the only way to stop it, is too find out what girl likes you and have baby, so that baby can somehow stop the bomb......

[@jigokunohi6538]

The fact that he mentioned that battle angel movie is awesome I love that movie

[@aidanthird]

anytime there's a weird and long intro, it's probably episode

[@shadowfox001]

"I acted on impulse and have no regrets" may be my new favorite phrase

[@slug9378]

Nobody: Gray: I want a cannibal hentai sex bot! (Overused format, that’s the joke)

[@ezekiel5500]

When we saw his mother dancing with the best man, I think that was to be expected especially after the first play through

[@Mossymushroomfrog18]

Skylarnet 1.0 be like: Ahhhh! Don’t touch my boyfriend! Why was I made!? *rips person in half* Ahhh! *crying intensifies*

[@iforgotmyname8327]

Gray: (makes a character) Also Gray: *BRUISES*

[@-lovecassy_333]

7:28 sounded too real 🥺💔

[@joermnyc]

Now I can't unsee an image of Schwarzenegger in a lobster dress. "I'll be back... With garlic butter."

[@MyMy-mg5yv]

6:13 a vegetable garden full of cucumbers😂

[@pwincess.]

A n d e g g p l a n t s

[@Hey-up5eo]

People who play Dark brotherhood in Skyrim:🖐 Skylarnet:🖐 Both of them killing brides at their own weddings:🤝

[@insertname1845]

8:01. Well in Terminator 3 The Terminator put on a pear of pink star shaped sunglasses, but then he took them off, and smashed them...

[@beargaming8042]

Skylarnet 1.0 literally after that toe to toe arguement with mom - "Ill go 'Butter up' to your mother." Gray - "Alright, when your done make sure to make it look like a accident." Me - Dies of laughter*

[@loki_the_wicker]

Hey, Gray! I absolutely love your videos! I've watched almost every one! I hope you have fun breaking games! Have a nice day. Extra: My birthday is July 25th, maybe on that day, you could play a game you haven't played for a video yet?

[@tacoyeet4297]

Hi 👋

[@huntingwolf5998]

He really should, enjoy your b-day though!

[@edgegamer1326]

Well, episode has had more bloodlust and ... lust before I gues

[@bilgitz1900]

0:41-0:47 Holy sht his talking was exactly like he was the character on episode XD

[@axyte535]

FloridamacGyver: "So, how much blood do you want on your hands?" Skylarnet 1.0: *"Yes"*

[@ballenftw6989]

My dad: Vegas is crazy!!! 🤯 Me: you don’t know Florida... man

[@Maya-wk6br]

Gray is the definition of insanity, and I love it.