rehabilitating female prisoners in the worst ways possible

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[@ValueNetwork]

Grays titles are so vague and his actions so insane that without looking at the thumbnail you could believe this is a video about the sims or transport simulator.

[@generichomosapien4666]

J Webster the earth is clearly hexodonagcial

[@theplumscrub1627]

kevin yang that’s true. Blue cheese is superior to wooden doors.

[@KiroChisa]

Hmmm you're right but hes a Florida man after all so

[@zara27520]

Wait but its about episode

[@generichomosapien4666]

ThePlumScrub no your wrong, my door nob can beat up your whole door, peasant

[@marionetteworks]

"rehabilitating female prisoners in the worst ways possible" Ah, yes. The Florida way.

[@matthew_natividad]

The gray way

[@jackpotedits9193]

As a Floridian, I agree. That’s how we do things around here

[@Emma-mi6qe]

@@jackpotedits9193 Mhm

[@YansenHaryanto4547]

what about "the alabama way"?

[@Minceraft69]

Tying several alligators to them depending on the severity of their crime, such as: shoplifting - 1 small alligator, murder - 10 large alligators

[@FingeringThings]

Episode: *creates game for people to have fun* Gray: More prison Mortal Kombat pregnancies dammit

[@KiroChisa]

Fun for gray to break. Hell for dev's to fix

[@samjerrell6480]

every dammit gets more and more confusing

[@ManJunk269]

Did you expect anything else?

[@smithblack5945]

Where can you play this game? I can't find it.

[@generichomosapien4666]

the earth is clearly hexodonagcial

[@4kitani]

Jordan: I stabbed my ex Florida man: Eh Tori: I jaywalked Florida man: ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ

[@generichomosapien4666]

Bᴜɴ Bᴜɴ the earth is clearly hexodonagcial

[@jzv.71]

kevin yang no, the earth is clearly a dinosaur

[@4kitani]

menuraa Facts tho

[@prestonjones1653]

North Carolina Woman: I stabbed me husband- Florida Man: I call that a Tuesday! NCW: with a squirrel. FM: Wait, what?

[@zecondplace]

Preston Jones Oklahoma man: What do mean Florida man do you NOT do that?

[@thatdude1336]

I swear, every episode of Episode has me thinking "Is that my GTA character?!"

[@KiroChisa]

Hears police sirens in the background

[@milkedpickles6914]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@deadlord5966]

“Police, open up” hear guns getting loaded

[@stormtrooper6004]

Lol

[@generichomosapien4666]

the earth is clearly hexodonagcial

[@starling1742]

*goes to female prison* "sooo... you ladies come here often?"

[@hellomyfriend1481]

What is the game name

[@alexanderwilliamhassaikay]

@@hellomyfriend1481 episode (it has many different stories tho)

[@alexanderwilliamhassaikay]

@@hellomyfriend1481 the prison system has been perfected (I believe is the name of the story)

[@ridaali8545]

@@hellomyfriend1481 the name of this story is ‘Pick your Poison’ by Amberose

[@Minceraft69]

*Flert 100*

[@RAIDENRAIDEN]

Gray: *posts a video* Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*

[@Hakuroo9918]

Of course. Why not?

[@no0b_27]

*sips facts not tea*

[@lisalacroix2036]

Same

[@sorenwoods4214]

R A I D E N I- hardcore truth

[@c0deerror]

You speak truth Raiden

[@davidodonovan1699]

Grey: "Why is stamina important?" Me: "It's soccer...running around in a field for about 70 minutes...plus, sex uses stamina too."

[@gabidemagic]

90 minutes 😉

[@davidodonovan1699]

@@gabidemagic 👍☺💚

[@IntrusiveDuck]

Bruh.

[@davidodonovan1699]

@@IntrusiveDuck 👍☺💚

[@alex2005z]

Killing people also takes stamina

[@evangelinebrown3159]

Person: what did you do today? Gray: You see, I impregnated multiple girls as they were having this fight in prison because a friend from four years ago offers me a minimum wage job

[@harrisontucker8397]

Eva Mae Person : hello police

[@leoa.5084]

That's not very social distance-y of you

[@WatyrMalohne]

10 years

[@generichomosapien4666]

the earth is clearly hexodonagcial

[@Man-vs-Metal]

Best minimum wage benefits ever

[@RRiner]

Confession Time: I save Gray videos for when I start dozing and ready for sleep. Nothing like going to sleep to the sounds of virtual human suffering damnit.

[@housplant4011]

I bet you jaywalk to

[@damonmyers3095]

@no, my name is tyler no we demons listen to actual humans and animals being tortured

[@UrsusSuperior44]

I knew I can't be alone

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

I do that too it's the best way to sleep

[@ineededthat3229]

He's the new Bob Ross, *making virtual humans miserable edition*

[@babyy0dai0ver24]

GRAY,YOU'RE GONNA GET DEMONITIZED WITH A JAYWALKER IN THE VIDEO!

[@clothar23]

@no, my name is tyler Those crosswalks were innocent.

[@evieb2809]

WHY IS THAT ILLEGAL I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!1

[@stephenthompson836]

@no, my name is tyler no he is being literal. Why

[@testerwulf3357]

@@evieb2809 Jaywalking is illegal as randomly walking across roads tends to be very dangerous! It’s illegal so people can’t just walk out, get hit, and make bank from lawsuits.

[@schneiderdoom2960]

Moral lesson learned: the girl that stands in front of your goals, is definitly a keeper

[@clothar23]

That is Dad joke level

[@schneiderdoom2960]

And I'm only 19...is that a compliment😂

[@wolftamerwolfcorp7465]

Schneider Doom I’d say it’s more of a concerning situation, maybe check to see if you have a child you weren’t aware of.

[@melissaburger5790]

I'm so confused

[@melissaburger5790]

Mark

[@itzmilky2495]

Ah yes, JAYWALKING, the most horrendous crime of them all

[@applepeel5528]

707 would know

[@yourgrandpa6666]

I can’t wrap my head around how they even included something so graphic and horrible in their game, *shudders*

[@txaggyraf]

OH MY GOD! STOOOOOP! DON’T EVEN SAY THAT! IT-ITS TOO...HORRIFYING! THAT-TYPE-OF-BIRD-WALKING IS... **shudders so hard I fall face-first** .*muffled talking*. ag shet. huh. dhis flor tastes lik...wit a sec...ish dat te smel of... .*le gasp*. .*gets up*. *A JAYWALKER-?! OH MY GOD! I JUST SAID THE WORD! *UNEARTHLY SCREECH**

[@thesexiestbaby]

saEYOUNG

[@bean843]

Should I go to jail then

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

Gray has an obsession with Pregnancies. Does he have his own secret harem somewhere, or is that what all the female characters in Episodes are to him.

[@lsfaraone]

It's just his fetish, I would imagine.

[@venomquill308]

I think one of the first Episodes, to keep from having anything said explicitly, said things like "repopulate." It's probably to fit the theme? /shrug

[@jayhom5385]

It's normal. You can't finish The 100 baby challenge and my Death by Snu Snu campaign wouldn't be nearly as fun without them in The Sims4.

[@SleeplessRonin]

No, it's more like what Episodes actually IS. Episodes is a window into humanities soul, and it's not pretty, it's hilarious and stupid, but not pretty.

[@damonmyers3095]

Yes

[@Apercot.]

The names Gray comes up with never fail to make me laugh Edit: 85 likes is the most I’ve ever got thx

[@sophieesharples8279]

same makes me laugh so much need it thear days sincei had my brain hemmorhage and stroke it makes my day I love watching the videos I hope they never stop

[@itsmandatori]

Tori being a jaywalking hot mess is pretty accurate as someone with that name

[@adman1381]

“More prison mortal kombat pregnancy, damnit.” Mind blown.

[@matthew_natividad]

Fatality

[@CuteKittyMeep]

i love how you just need to see how the character is customized to know it's a gray video

[@willowwisp2981]

"Why is stamina one of the main benefits?" Gray, have you ever watched a game of Association Football? They last *forever*.

[@Cupcake4uXP]

Gray: "The girls are taking tension out on the other girls!" Me, a lesbian: "I approve this message."

[@ChickenLiver911]

Any chance we could see videos...?

[@evilweevilsthethird]

All the gays watch Gray. :)

[@joey_chestnut]

Literally no one cares that your a lesbian

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@joey_chestnut I mean if she provides some videos then i will care.

[@itssoulfr836]

@@ChickenLiver911 𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀, 𝙃𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙊

[@crystalburgess4046]

The new “orange is the new black” looks great so far 💀

[@HansWurstinger]

The moment you realize that every video of gray is at 0 am your time, but you still make it, cause you are addicted to KZbin.

[@kyra._789]

Same

[@guythat779]

I love how he's so in synch with this game and florida man in general, he just knows what will happen and what Florida man will think

[@yankhakwynchi]

Please people, immortalize “Floridaman” If there are writers, sprout canons, myths, legends and folklores about the great one. Artist make fanarts, concepts or illustrations.

[@re--dacted]

"That moment when fitting in means having to feign incompetence." That's life, Gray.

[@jomoony0611]

I, too, would fly down to a friend I haven't seen in 10 years for a job that pays horribly

[@adriannaturicik138]

Money is money bro

[@катя-ъ7ч6б]

I'd do that if I had friends

[@other2494]

"Why is she in prison?" "Jaywalking" Me: Wait, that's illegal?

[@willowwisp2981]

Fun fact: it actually depends a lot on jurisdiction, because it's generally provincial and/or muncipal.

[@venomquill308]

Yeah, but pretty much no one cares especially when they put the crosswalks in inconvenient places.

[@Forkmanjr.]

death to jaywalkers

[@kittykatz2781]

I was like: oh I’d be serving a life sentence if that was really enforced here lol

[@other2494]

@@kittykatz2781 Same haha

[@nixmaritimus836]

I had to look up what "eskimo brothers" ment, so that's in my search history now. Also, it means two guys who've slept with the same woman usually on separate occasions.

[@venomquill308]

You poor soul. :(

[@hisafe]

So... we are all like brothers then?

[@ChickenLiver911]

HiSafe, only if your mother counts.

[@IntrusiveDuck]

*Meant*

[@adriannaturicik138]

Thank you you've done to much

[@no0b_27]

I haven’t been this early since Spleens eyes were straight

[@elisimpson3492]

Liar Spleens eyes were NEVER straight

[@no0b_27]

Éli Simpson exactly

[@elisimpson3492]

@@no0b_27 dont mind my dummas then😂

[@no0b_27]

Éli Simpson nah it’s okay 😆

[@nilcansu]

“I guess he used to have hair, it just migrated down to his lip.”

[@emmik946]

I was scanning the comments to see if anyone else noticed... I was not disappointed

[@vivianhuynh8878]

KZbin: 68 comments Me: can I read them? Comments: **insert John cena meme** you can’t see me

[@beckybenton5556]

KZbin 1 comment later: you can read them now

[@ahuman830]

We were so close yet so far

[@DarkwearGT]

Bo fu

[@DarkwearGT]

@@beckybenton5556 thoese are replys

[@DarkwearGT]

Comments include replys

[@maggiereid4564]

"Tom Hanks, meet Floridaman Spanks," absolutely killed me.

[@char5180]

Last time I was this early Florida Man still wore a towel.

[@apollo4294]

b phillip his finest towels

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

It's Florida Man's younger brother.

[@patrickracer43]

Mark: "did you sleep with the girls?" Floridaman: "yes... Because it's Episode"

[@deeya3934]

last time i was this early, gray didn’t torture people

[@thunderblaze9997]

So you’ve never been early? xD

[@nichsa8984]

@@thunderblaze9997 the drone police placed in wrong place

[@deeya3934]

@@thunderblaze9997 haha yup

[@Chef_PC]

I really hope you never stop this series. It’s amazing.

[@ruthannd.6250]

I fell in love w Kelly when she said “Sh!t! I wasn’t listening!” Such a relatable woman 😍😍😂

[@robinchesterfield42]

I love how their crimes are LITERALLY the "arson, murder and jaywalking" trope. Stay away from that Tori...

[@jessepetersen2543]

Grays nicknames for people are actually amazing 🤣

[@SuperUmizoomi]

"they don't have gang signs, they have gang dances" I T ' S L I K E A B U R N I N G S U N R I S E

[@WSmith1984]

If Floridaman gives a lighter to one of the girls then you know things are going to get bizzare.

[@SuperUmizoomi]

@@WSmith1984 als this episode taking place in a prison and there bening a green hair girl in the thumbnail got me like "JOLYNE???"

[@SuperUmizoomi]

also isn't Jolyne canonically a floridawoman

[@WSmith1984]

@@SuperUmizoomi I think she is.

[@ghosthost6190]

Me: sees gray post Me: -SPAM CLICKS-

[@KiroChisa]

Yup

[@bloodangel19]

This comment is older then the video

[@ghosthost6190]

Yes

[@Valk_The_Viewer]

@@ghosthost6190 how?

[@thijsoostenbrink268]

@@KiroChisa For me the time says you said this before he even commented it. I don't know how we opened this blackhole but we are all going to die from it.

[@megamansae1122]

"You look like Burt Reynolds got in a fight with his hairline." 😂

[@deloresdelores4452]

Danger Zone

[@subaru9639]

I love it how grey thinks of the most random things to say, while being funny

[@knicklichtjedi]

Whoever made Episode is an absolute genius. Every episode is full of awesome surprises!

[@iveteleportedbread4726]

Teleport Bread and stuff them in the room where the bread was teleported is a better option

[@DOOT_II]

YES!

[@DOOT_II]

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR 3 DAYS

[@iveteleportedbread4726]

NICE WORK SOLDIER

[@iamhorny4542]

VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!

[@nichsa8984]

@@iveteleportedbread4726 **999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of mutation**

[@meli1497]

I love that little audio he has of “wow” brings pure joy and laughter to me. 😂

[@baconninja4481]

Ads: Show people in perfect relationships Gray: Shows murder cannibals

[@ainhoagarcia2190]

Honestly this series keeps me sane while being quarantined

[@ShannonStephanie]

Definitely what’s needed during quarantine. Thank you making me laugh and helping my mental health ❤️

[@shortstackthepancakeman6883]

Me: Is it the hunger games Gray: I really hope its the hunger games

[@starkitten0075]

Glad you're keeping yourself busy during these difficult times, Gray.

[@KittyPetrovaツ]

Omg the Sims and Episodes are the best videos atm 😂😂

[@Brutus1380-0]

Kelly is me I don't listen and I'm a really good runner 😂 Also gray: God damnit keep the jaywalker away from me my favorite part 😂

[@caos1925]

I like how invested Gray is in this series

[@stefanm.734]

5:38 Hey, maybe this takes place in Japan. Jaywalking in that country is akin to social suicide.

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

I love how there are usually two responses that are normal and then there is one response that is funny, stupid, offensive, or all of them.

[@Yr-Anghenfil]

As a British person the concept of Jay walking is alien & hilarious 😂

[@excaliburplays924]

"why does kelly look like she is never paying attention" i could already tell by this part in the video that she is never going to be paying attention lmao

[@CopperCoinz]

I love how even Gray is using the Drew Gooden sound effect now.

[@tyny7230]

Never has an episode of Episode been this funny until Gray plays.

[@Crimsin19937]

Game: We'll have a friendly game of soccer! Gray: But how do I kill them tho?

[@bluebeka2458]

Me: With kindness! Bear-hug them!

[@nichsa8984]

cyberpunk almost realistic thing content that allow very like a real life happened

[@anonymouskai977]

4:52 Mark: what the hell are you wearing Tori?? Toriel from Undertale: I am offended *brings out le chancla*

[@Ragness10]

"a friendly game of soccer" Shattered shins it is then.

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

Episode + GrayStillPlays = absolute destruction, inappropriate disturbance, interesting characters that only seem to have one setting: asshole, and more!

[@sketchydraws5377]

I'm glad I found a KZbinr who makes just as messed up content as myself.

[@SnowLily123]

The jaywalking jokes are the only jokes that should never die.

[@vickyg69]

5:00 me, a tori, punching the air.

[@runt8251]

Floridaman: Hi I like cannibals Death: WTF!

[@darklight2210]

Me: oh there's 35 comments what could go wrong on reading them KZbin: ahem! You are not qualified to read these Me: why not KZbin: we have talked about this its because I'm on drugs ok Me:...... *W E L L F U C K*

[@pinkwings8036]

Gray playing Episode is guaranteed entertainment.

[@yeviia]

I've never been so early so I have no clue what to say-

[@egg7553]

Being early in a nutshell

[@KiroChisa]

Seen comments like this so many times

[@skylarose2363]

army? 💜

[@skylarose2363]

no, my name is tyler oof sorry, just wanted to know if they were also a bts fan who watched gray.

[@yeviia]

@@skylarose2363 yeah I'm an army 💜

[@Steampunkkids]

I live for this series. Thank you Gray

[@Deergon]

I love how all of his intros are just the same sentence with some changes its almost like mad libs

[@Roperational_YT]

0:52 I feel like Mark would be brushing his moustache and he’d pull out a whole frickin Corgi out of his moustache

[@zwetlanastar441]

Im always feeling down and just seeing the thumbnail of your videos, I already know I'll be happy because of your jokes and stuff. Thank you. Sorry for the grammar my mind is a mess right now.

[@allybratz]

I swear its like these games are made for Gray, the comedy is great.

[@alexxd3366]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Gray: I'm about to pull what we called, a gamer move

[@kalebwieland4938]

Gray: "Her name is Tori!" Me: *Remembers Victorious...*

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

Man, the beginning of Stone Ocean is looking good!

[@snail_oatmeal7325]

His videos honestly make me laugh I’ve been feeling very down lately and this really helped

[@thatthing3783]

Me, watching Gray : *Nods slightly* Friend: What r u watching I heard a noise. Me: *Says title* Friend: * Walks away *

[@eleanorkipper613]

Priscilla Rheaume you have friends??? Lucky...

[@thatthing3783]

@@eleanorkipper613 My friend is my Grandma. XD

[@georgeducady2351]

Episode is so ridiculously funny about absolute nonsense! This game is hilarious!

[@marelind.c6021]

I love this, it's Halairious, you always make my day Gray

[@eeeeee38093]

Grays comment section is a gold mine for messed up psychopaths

[@silv3rsnak394]

I'm probably the most evil one here *I* *jaywalked* *several* *times* And yes I am a James bond villian

[@hotaru930]

YoR MoNsTeR!!😱😱

[@s0akmyeyesinbleachplease965]

This is the only episode gameplay that I actually enjoy

[@elliotnyman9011]

All of these stories have been made by Amberose. I want to shake their hand.

[@guillaumeandre992]

Episode is the game i dont want to play, but watch gray plays forever.

[@aethertoast4320]

"The girls are taking all the tension out on the other girls, no wait that sounds wrong" Given the game, that sounds about correct.

[@Thisaccountiscringe]

¨God i love marshmellos ¨ Best sentence ever XD

[@rinrin4757]

“please tell me it’s the hunger games”

[@victoriastepanovic862]

So.... this was fun 🤣 grey saying tori so many times and feeling like what the hell im the opposite 😂

[@ocelotostar]

If this comment gets 30 likes, Grey has to make a house where people are allergic to cats, but there are 20 spleens and posters of him all over the walls.

[@masmurdermonkey9233]

Yes!

[@gracehowell.]

EVERYONE LIKE THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

[@beastchan8180]

We shall have a cult dedicated to Spleens

[@Violetlotus912]

Yay I’m the 30th like

[@upsidedownatlantic]

SPLEEEEEEENS

[@Samantha081275]

Here’s an idea: Put 50 sims in a house with nothing except infinite ways to make food, and 1 toilet.

[@MeonLights]

"It's like Step Up, but with more drugs." I... I'd watch it.

[@walkerb9092]

Gray could make any game entertaining

[@CelticVictory]

"That moment where fitting in means you have to feign incompetence." Isn't that what you always have to do to fit in?

[@oliviarawlinson4690]

Character gets hit in the face with a ball- ad: WE'RE LOSING HIM! I cant 😂😂

[@ninjartist36]

*Surrounded by hot female jaywalkers* Gray: *confused screaming*

[@AkumaDayo]

I'm playing the Sims while watching this and sometimes I'm not paying attention. And every time I'm not paying attention, I hear my name cuz it's always when he's addressing the Jordan character lmao