I fought Sans for the first time ever.

Coney returns from his excursion from the internet and reveals new websites for Websurf Wednesday, including one where you can play the Sans fight from Undertale.
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[@adomisk3047]

Coney can beat Sans but cant even beat the upside down castle in Symphony of the Night. ICANT

[@hoovybeast0594]

Nah he got the bad ending xd

[@witch_hat49]

His power was lost on sf6

[@grunkleg.3110]

The bad ending is killing Richter but he couldn't even do that

[@andymcclurg9916]

HECANT

[@LtCdrXander]

Coney the type of guy to undercook his pizza rolls. The ignorant fella would then complain about the bad practices of the pizza rolls industry, despite the fact that the poor quality is actually his fault for not reading the instructions correctly and undercooking them.

[@RNGart19]

Coney content is the epitome of what a perfect variety channel is. How he hasn’t blown up is beyond me

[@plabcentral630]

He baits to hard. Some people don’t think it’s that funny.

[@AJ_Steele]

It’s cause he’s a variety channel. He has a little bit for everyone but not enough for all his viewers. “A Jack of all trades is a master of nothing.”- Someone who I don’t know the name of.

[@invertebrado]

Doesn't do today that much variety, its almost everytime react videos, but not always

[@maxwelldimensio]

His title/thumbnail game is mid. A lot of the time I can't tell what the video is even about, I'd click more often if I knew.

[@yummynubs3646]

​@@maxwelldimensio Major skill issue honestly, deciphering the thumbnail's secrets is easy once you realize that half the time it's react content, half of the time it's the Fellas secret surprise, and all times it's goated

[@jslay666]

I feel like you miss a lot of the magic of the Sans fight without getting to see him count your deaths 😂

[@IdentifiantE.S]

True story 😶

[@The_Pikaboi]

21:11 for those who want to know how you dodge that pattern, you gotta move in a circle

[@ablackghost1]

Coney saying “thats your goat” was so cold 🥶

[@gameo360]

Coney's clutch gene kicked in when he was at 1 HP on the last attempt

[@jblen]

That's by design. Because his damage works like a poison effect, he's actually at like 10hp at the final circle of lazers but his health drains even while not being hit so it goes down to 1 by the end.

[@pokecoke4123]

honestly the hardest part of fighting sans is figuring out the attack pattern on the first time fighting them. not knowing what was next was what was the downfall of most streamers

[@Xanek]

Edit: Congrats on the Luminosity sponsor! Human or not? Was a fun bit. Coney trying to ask about crimes and that 1 person noting right out. The Sans fight though, absolutely what a PAYOUT. Took him less than 15 minutes to beat it.

[@TonyStorm21]

NGL, knowing stuff ahead of time against Sans hells a tremendous amount, not knowing what the final attack is, when the UI bones will come up, not knowing if attacking it's the answer, all those things is what makes the battle so difficult and this only happens when you go in blind, he really doesn't throw you any bones, nyehehe! still, beating him's not easy so props there.

[@yummynubs3646]

Your expectations being thoroughly destroyed by him not only fighting you but cheating like the bestard he is compared to the ease of the rest of the route is what really made the fight memorable back in the day and made him insufferable to fight His and undertakes general popularity and everyone knowing who sans has made the fight loose it's oomph in that regard. It's not easy per se, but it just aint the same

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Damn coney's pretty good, he's dodging attacks day one that I still can't consistantly dodge after like 3 years of on and off grinding

[@ngmonster1017]

bad time simulator is actually easier than the normal game, so its not surprising. also, on and off grinding isn't a good way to beat sans. it's better to just keep playing attempts every day until you beat him, then when you finally do you should be able to do it much easier every time.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@ngmonster1017 i know, I just never rlly could bring myself to see it through, but I will try again once I get my switch back

[@silvergalaxia8538]

@@byrontheusurper6505 Also much easier to do it with keyboard controls rather than using a controller. (Especially the switch pro-con which has a d-pad that kind of sucks). Funnily enough, you can actually plug a USB keyboard into your switch and it's compatible with Undertale specifically.

[@burbusburbus8782]

if i had to guess why sans was so hard back then it was due to the expectations. throughout the genocide run, minus undyne, every fight was painfully easy. from the boss monsters to the froggits, everyone died in 1 hit, 2 if you're bad at aiming. the only three challenges were undyne, sans, and the emotional regret of murdering everyone after you (presumably) freed them in the true pacifist route. Following the "subverting expectations" rule, even undyne's genocide boss fight stayed within the games rules, but sans didn't. changing attacks mid-turn, attacking you while you're in the menu, bypassing invincibilty frames, dodging attacks. it was like omega flowey in a way, how in a vacuum the battle is rather tame for these touhou style battles, but in context, your average undertale player will be shocked at the difficulty spike.

[@TheWrathAbove]

That in mind, I still wouldn't call Sans easy. He requires focus and learning patterns and the like, and is definitely a step up from what the average player is dealing with in most games. In that sense I'd generally describe him as the entry level super difficult boss/level. Like yeah there's much harder stuff out there but for many beating sans (and by extension Undyne the Undying) is the first step into that realm of game design they ever take. And in that sense I think beating Sans is still a notable achivement.

[@burbusburbus8782]

@@TheWrathAbove I fully agree, I just think he had a reputation at the time that is still sort of held up, and it's not sure as to why for many as many games have harder bosses.

[@mann-nova9392]

"back then"? Bruh

[@burbusburbus8782]

@@mann-nova9392 little confused. I'm not saying it's easy now I'm saying it's over exaggerated due to the tone of previous battles in the same game

[@TheWrathAbove]

@@burbusburbus8782 I'd argue a lot of it is the fact that due to Undertale's insane popularity and otherwise quite easy battles, for many people Sans genuinely is the hardest boss they've ever beaten. Most other ultra hard bosses are too hard to get to for the average Joe and there's less incentive for them to beat the boss because they're not die-hard invested like people were with Undertale. It's one thing to know that Ophan of Kos is stupid hard, it's another to get to it and grind out attempts. Something that is too much for your average player that plays games casually. Undertale though, hooked them and made them commit to that shit, and when you are not that good at games and you commit to that grind regardless, you come out the other side almost mythologizing the difficulty of the fight. Basically, think of what you consider to the be the hardest grind you've ever done in a video game, think of the sheer work you had to pour in to achive the dub and the pedestal you placed that achivement on, that's the Sans fight for many.

[@tally.klecko]

Screwball Scramble actually looks so fun?! Love the art style too

[@overrated2975]

I remember the sans fight taking me a whole summer when I first fought him in like middle school when undertale first came out

[@devinc578]

Reminder coney didn’t go in blind, and had like, the optimal items to heal with, so… homie was on easy mode.

[@sykillion9645]

🧌

[@mickeycheese7559]

Super Mario 1-1 is officially harder than the sans fight💀

[@royalrick1]

Sans been real quiet ever since 1-1 Goomba stepped up

[@estebanacostaolivera3232]

Screwball Scramble took longer to beat than Sans

[@Phshteve]

Coney dropping the name of Scheming Weasel so casually is nuts. I’ve been looking for that song for years and haven’t found it until now.

[@shyortiz828]

"FELLAS! I have returned from my escur- no, Let me in." LMAO

[@giraffegiraffe810]

Finally more Websurf

[@duk6120]

I feel like sans went from being the hardest thing ever to being a boss you have to beat to be considered a gamer

[@heyyou8714]

Idk I feel like dark souls owns that "you either is or you ain't a gamer"

[@yummynubs3646]

​@@heyyou8714 At this point sans has become so popular that it's not hard to believe he's risen to that point and possibly even passed it

[@heyyou8714]

@@yummynubs3646 idk, one company has multiple game of the year awards and creates masterpieces every single release. Games that will always be remembered as genre defining. On the other hand, you've got..memes I guess? They sold over a million copies, especially for it being just one guy, is pretty impressive. But the numbers don't lie, Undertale is a microscopic speck compared to the numbers souls puts up.

[@randomyoutuber2633]

​@Hey You If we being honest, Undertale is way better than you are saying. You have to play it to see, there is a reason why it's a cult classic in indie games. Nearly everyone recognizes sans.

[@winup9417]

@@heyyou8714 The creator of Undertale has made an another game. It's called Deltarune.

[@enderbroski5204]

Sure Coney can beat sans, but can he beat goku?

[@atwistedb]

Goku after Coney summons the shitty genie

[@WohaoG]

Y HE CAN, R U?

[@yummynubs3646]

@@atwistedb Not even Goku can beat the shitty genie and his twisted games

[@austinfletchermusic]

​@@atwistedbWHY, GOKU, IT CLEARLY SAYS *EVERY* HAMSTER, WHICH INCLUDES DEAD ONES. YOU LOSE!!

[@MinMin4theWinWin]

We all know that it took Coney 5 months to beat sans xD sad thing is? The bad time simulator is actually slower than the real thing!

[@purple_roy2190]

Congrats on being sponsored. Now we have the best smash player, MKLeo, Tweek, and Maister in the same team

[@jblen]

Some music from undertale came up in my auto-generated music playlist and I fully went back and reminisced how amazing undertale is. Like seriously how did such a tiny team, pretty much just one person and an artist, make such an incredible game.

[@Wyterra]

I feel like what people don't quite understand about fighting Sans in a simulator as opposed to actually fighting him in-game is that in this simulator you're given 2 pages of practically full heal items. you don't have to worry about the resources it took to obtain those items and you don't have to worry about where to find them or whether or not you remembered any of that in-game to begin with. it's simply not the same as if you played it up to that point in the game itself. that being said, it's still a relatively difficult fight for the average gamer not familiar with bullet hells, so it's still kudos nonetheless, but the situation and the vibe are entirely different in this context

[@amazingdodo6097]

I had bad time simulator on a chromebook when I was 10. Just now am remembering that it’s a thing

[@yummynubs3646]

Good job funny content man who lives in my screen, this is truly the gaming achievement of all time

[@izmizzle]

I had one of those metal ball toys! It was exactly the same! I wish I still knew where it was, but memory re unlocked

[@coldmill8615]

I had one of those as a kid and this just unlocked some memories

[@toxic_shr00m]

Oh man I remember that site from years ago! I couldn't afford Undertale so I just used that to fight Sans lol.

[@VaSoapman]

When it comes to AI, one of the hardest things for it to do are things that require fine motor control to both do something and gather information. Like Plumbers. Once robotic AI Plumbers become a thing, no job is safe.

[@ValueNetwork]

The Speedbump channel made me think…. Has coney reacted to the 11 foot 8 bridge channel. It’s one KZbin og KZbin channel documenting a low railway bridge scraping trucks like can openers. They raised the Bridge by another 8 inches a few years ago, and it hasn’t stopped the trucks from crashing at all. Peak KZbin

[@Zorua3]

He has reacted to it, yes. Dunno if it made it to KZbin or if it was Twitch exclusive

[@GoblinsAreReal]

That first segment was BRAVE

[@Ennbeard]

12:23 when you see a ton of bloodstains in Dark Souls

[@mattboss1362]

Now he needs to experience Really Bad Time Simulator

[@APanNamedVorpan]

[insert bad time joke]

[@RapunzelRed]

Fuck man Coney truly is a gamer. Never doubting this man again.

[@frippyyy1021]

I'm so glad it's back

[@Max-tq5fs]

I'm legit impressed over here

[@dmvirus6811]

I always knew that Coney could beat sans cause coney just good at videogames

[@EffectedGG]

yes!!! ilove this series!!!!

[@moshimeshowu747]

Bro I thought I was the only one who knew what eternal champions was, that's awesome that coney knows what it is

[@wrongwayscout]

you gotta have more indication in the thumbnail that this video is websurf i almost skipped it cause i didnt realize it was websurf until i saw the tiny bit of green text behind coney

[@wildrose1266]

shamelessly clicking the clickbait video by Coney to see Sans in it only to be pleasantly surprised by websurf wednesdays

[@randomoriginality9670]

“I’m pretty good at these” he says

[@xProErax]

Not even 3 seconds in, and this man was denied access lol

[@MrSkerpentine]

I believe I own an old physical copy of Screwball Scramble in my garage somewhere :)

[@notdav1]

Imagine if Coney found about the unblocked version of the Sans Fight

[@Lovely_flowers_]

Coney is the hidden boss of gaming

[@swooss579]

15:16 "Yoooo, the Cuphead OST is fire!!!"

[@nerdwarp112]

There’s a local pizza restaurant near where my dad lives that has something like that Screwball Scramble game. I’m very bad at it.

[@KrisPChikin]

New Orleans in shambles after that Street Performance

[@BlackKatKam]

Damn coney earned his gamer card

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I still haven't beaten sans man, once I get my switch back I'll start grinding him again...

[@brusch7946]

Coney saying he aint no AI just to direclty afterwards beat Sans. checkmate.

[@alink2dfuture504]

I always knew Coney could do it

[@andymcclurg9916]

I don't usually care about Websurf Wednesday but that Snafu game and Sans were great

[@MorayArcade]

I genuinely thought this was clickbait and the alligator game was going to be the entire video

[@KingKabisi]

I remember having to do this fight with one L. Hero LMAOOO

[@twelved3719]

4:10 There is? but its mobile and paid, called Automatoys (not an ad, just remebered)

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Just tried bad time simulator. Took me about two hours although I got within like half a second several times before that.

[@professor2743]

Can we have a bad time simulator but it’s Malenia from Elden Ring

[@cmattss4]

I’m just waiting for the E Honda video

[@FM-sq3ds]

It’s back!

[@XC11301991]

Play any modern schmup. Those are way harder than Sans by 10fold.

[@tinglyjungle]

Racing to MusicLm to make "music that makes you poop 2"

[@demongirlfriend]

we gotta watch this man try Zenith Martlet

[@lucinamain6861]

15:17 lore accurate chicago

[@UmaUma-iu4kb]

Wait in till coney finds out about TouHou

[@laythalsibai9848]

Just wait till coney hears about the drake AI music.

[@NindyBK]

Bad time simulator is a lot easier than it is in undertale bc it runs at 60 FPS instead of 30 .. it is supposedly sooooo much harder in undertale

[@tjackknife6590]

6:09 iPhones when it's time to wake up

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

23:23 he transformed into Waluigi

[@ODISeth]

Holy shit I miss Websurf this rules!!!

[@adi2005_]

i submitted the sans fight lessgoooo

[@benm4169]

Bad Monday Simulator

[@samplesmile]

NO WAY. WEBSURF!

[@backslash_bks]

Wait until he finds about Touhou

[@Rubyfire41]

I wonder if we can force him to fight the kh3 secret bosses...

[@snivydream]

12:20 Ngl, the ia thing gave me eateot vibes 16:00 18:20

[@senpai2.054]

saw someone say "wtf is this" during the intro

[@twin_rivers921]

He’s in

[@wonderlandzer0]

I know Megalovania is a meme now, but damn, its still such a good track idc

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

Took me weeks to beat sans, but I did it when I was 12 years old. What's the greater accomplishment?

[@J_dnvg]

Heh now do "Unfair Undyne"

[@atwistedb]

I’m sure Coney would love to do fdy…

[@Chckster]

Undyne the Undying is unironically WAY harder than sans

[@joshalbert5904]

Hey Coney! Can you start putting links to the websites in the websurf Wednesday videos?

[@enderbroski5204]

Coney probably found the sans fight easy because the website he used progresses the fight no matter what you do, whereas the actual sans fight could only progress when you attack. It seems like a small difference but it adds a boatload to the difficulty factor because you’re basically stuck on an attack unless you swing at sans, which would deplete your healing items way faster and forces you to adjust to the attack before proceeding further, unless you want to risk death

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Wait what I didn’t know that That makes it way fucking easier

[@estebanacostaolivera3232]

I think the site does that

[@yummynubs3646]

Guess we gotta revoke coney's gamer card again

[@animefanrk2k]

*me who took 9 hours to beat Sans during a playthrough* ._.

[@thenoseguy]

I beat Sans 6th try when I was like 12 lmao

[@bahencio]

when people say sans is hard obviously they mean for the first time seeing it at all, if you have done before its pretty easy, if you have seen it before its fairly easy and if you havent seen anything at all you may be fucked

[@imaforceanature7297]

Yeah, some of the most important context about sans is that in Undertale you take a turn first and then your opponent and it goes back and forth, in the ENTIRE game Sans is the only fight where he takes a turn before you do effectively ambushing you on the very first turn with a very long attack that is not only something you’ve never seen, but something you weren’t prepared for

[@yummynubs3646]

​@@imaforceanature7297 He's a cheating bastard and the only way to cheat a cheater is to see the cheater and his cheating coming and predict all of his cheating and then counter the cheater with your own cheating, thereby cheating the cheater before he can cheat you Unfortunately however all this cheater cheating results in the cheating game being less difficult, cus you cheated

[@alexdavis665]

MORE WEBSURF WEDNESDAY FUCK YEAH

[@lmao2302]

Dawg I'm pissed he did this in 3 days when it took me months and I still haven' t completed it. 😭😭

[@ngcf4238]

I tried to play screwball scramble on my gaming laptop and my browser immediately took up 90% of my CPU wtf.... and I have a Ryzen 7

[@derforce5]

do it again no heals

[@lordatsukiyoru]

Coney… this isn’t the hardest fight… compared to the hardest…….. this was nothing….. TobyFox’s inspiration and hero Zun made a game on another level…. I’d like to introduce you to Flandre Scarlet from Touhou 6 Extra Stage! She’s also rated one of the easier extra bosses. In all the Touhou games there’s a keyboard code you can enter to unlock extra stage immediately

[@lonk7596]

Sans undertale and path of pain hollow knight are the most overhyped "omg it so difficult" but actually not really in gaming

[@kymaeraa8631]

I feel like that's kinda cheating though, cause part of the sans fight is that he takes you by surprise and you don't know what he's gonna do next. You've watched someone else beat him.

[@Shockedpikachu1]

Man should try to beat the absolute radiance or the nameless king from hollow knight and dark souls 3 respectively

[@poliorice3600]

Nameless King is only really difficult because of his timings and delayed attacks, which Elden Ring has plenty of so Coney would be fine, a better option would be Midir or the Demon Princes AbsRad is difficult but that's mostly because you have to do the entire pantheon of hallownest to even try it once

[@Voobit]

I know that Coney is all about that fuck you energy but it’s really demoralizing to see him talking about ai in the way that he does.