i found a new way to lose at wii party u master difficulty

[@Poofesure]

😮

[@Weed69420]

weed

[@CaydenCrawford18]

😮

[@Nzcade]

😂

[@josephpeterson2014]

OMG 😦😦

[@DanSquadDan]

😮

[@dannydelgado7056]

You know its a close game when poof starts reading the instructions

[@RONANAWAY]

him reading the instructions onab game he knows well is what killed me loll

[@eberhardt9602]

I gotta be honest: when he rolled the 70 I KNEW that he'd lose. This game, especially on Master difficulty, is literally built to make you feel "so close, but not quite there". It wants you to not feel hopelessly lost, but you'll be able to tell it doesn't want you to ever be able to win.

[@sambreyer7344]

Its not a coincidence one of the only times hes ever gotten a 50 golden is when hes miles behind

[@rarecoldfire2775]

The end music made it feel like danganronpa lol

[@theAstarrr]

The video where he wins (easily might I add): are you sure about that

[@Ryan.p852]

it edges you

[@quinndelin69]

@@rarecoldfire2775 DANGANRONPA MENTIONED ‼️‼️

[@ItsYaBoi-iy5fi]

Poof is the only person who can hit a 70 roll and still end up losing. But all in all it’s absolutely insane he got a 70 roll

[@Goomba1309]

Damn, you know Poof is beyond pissed when he goes completely quiet at the end. No angry screaming, no snide snarking, not even a quip. _Nothing._ Guess it just goes to show that tranquil fury can be much scarier than unstoppable rage

[@bahmoudd]

9:47 and 22:33

[@etravnicek373]

4:58 out of all the noises Poofesure has made Im pretty sure this makes like top 5 weirdest noises of all time

[@Poofesure]

😳

[@pogmothoinriiii]

Sounds like he’s eating in Minecraft

[@the3rdmorice]

That 70 space turn blew all our minds. No one could believe it.

[@kari2782]

Fr

[@Bulbasaur18]

That's unbelievable

[@s_sunshower]

one of the luckiest moments in all of poofesure history

[@CyanPlushCaptain]

and he still found a way to throw after that 💀

[@leanwitlitty3846]

crazy asf

[@BluestWallet]

that last minute of silent rage was louder than the sound any wii remote shattering into tiny bits could make

[@steveevets1]

i was imagining he muted his mic and just let out some of them most foul rage language ever

[@catsinwonderland7473]

You're just waiting with fear wondering when he will start yelling 💀

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

9:43 - Do you want to see what happens when you don't pick a fruit? Well, now you can. Thanks, Poof!

[@ryanwebb309]

Seriously, this game's rules are so fucked up. Why do you get 4th place instead of, oh I don't know, HAVE YOUR TURN END?!?!

[@izisrivera]

This part cracked me up lol

[@DatkidTheChibi]

Well @@ryanwebb309, it actually kind of makes sense. The game is punishing you if you try to camp and wait until you can sneak in the last fruit.

[@nothingworks1881]

​@ryanwebb309 to be fair, if you let your turn end and nothing happened, you could just wait for your opponents to do all the work for you

[@mushylovergd9174]

John looks like that one family member that shows up to your house and just drinks beer the whole time they are there

[@iLoveBread260]

John looks like that one family member to tell you that you're adopted

[@AveryTurner-ot9hx]

We don’t have beer so he just bought a few bottles to drink on the way lol

[@TheDel4873]

He looks like a skinny discord mod

[@mimi努力]

'They have photogenic memory' has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a while

[@Skelet0nCatBlake]

22:12 Ah yes, my favorite phone app to play.

[@JacobDoffing42]

Poofesure almost always fucks up on the Balanced Diet minigame, I swear. He underestimate or overestimate the fruit's weight

[@CH3LS3A]

I'm more surprised at how he always fucks up the apple boxes one. It's like he chooses to remember one single box when he can just remember a region that's all apples. In this case could have just remembered that the upper 3x3 region were all apples. He didn't even need to remember any specific boxes, just go thru that region's boxes one by one.

[@julianvillarreal1450]

Man, that 70 roll was insane. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Poofesure roll a 50 positive roll before. He once got a negative 50 roll back on his Beginner Difficulty video from 2020. His raging can sometimes be funny but also scary at the same time.

[@DB-bq6zc]

Its dangerous to be laughing this much, i might choke on my food, pee myself or fart.

[@jaxrenea]

real

[@melaneychuroy9187]

or even all three at once

[@AbsoIuteSoIverCyn]

I HAVE actually choked on my food plenty of times while watching poofesures videos

[@BlaketheBlock]

i often do these things even when not laughing

[@jackfoster20]

Laughed out loud at the fail trombone noise after the 4th place finish to end the game. Perfect timing

[@Fathog.]

When

[@ultimate8948]

The game gave you hope that you had a chance to win, but snatching it away at the very end is what made the ending so much more painful.

[@Arlanenic]

Poofesure never fails to brick me up

[@nezu-4007]

I edged 3 seconds into the video amateur 🥱

[@pumpkincookie352]

Oh..?

[@joyifu]

@@nezu-4007i couldn’t edge! i exploded immediately 😍

[@JadeSenpai]

​@@joyifu 💀😭

[@htttpxxx]

real

[@defectumdefectum9642]

poof getting his second 50 roll in all his wii party u series and getting an additional 20, making it the biggest roll we've seen ever.

[@klassikgamer1704]

This was a positive one too. Unlike his last one which was -50.

[@defectumdefectum9642]

@@klassikgamer1704 very true. though I do remember him getting a positive 50 aswell only to land on the -10 dice roll

[@MachiriReviews]

Mfs with photographic memory: 🤓 Mfs with photogenic memory: 🗿🧠

[@mrpig404]

That silence at the end speaks louder than any scream you could ever do.

[@NintendoTV64]

Agreed.

[@kingboo4518]

"Didn't it look like they weren't going any faster then me? But yet they ended up that many inches more than me? Story of his life...

[@davismorgan99]

22:26 the defeat in his voice kills me😂

[@StarBoy0204]

9:39 thinking too much about the weight of the fruit that Poof forgot about the time

[@blakemalley9053]

master difficulty, and yet, only Poof managed to get any hits on that tank at 5:57

[@Tyler_4603]

Really goes to show

[@markymark443]

average master difficulty cpu teammate experience (this always happens in Mario Party as well)

[@skeleton819]

nintendo has some major rigged CPU’s in their games

[@joyifu]

17:20 a 70 space roll is crazy

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

15:25 - He really did. He just did it to himself.

[@zenospeed_345]

I'm actually convinced the algorithm is forcing the bad odds on this man.

[@RaceBandit]

1:18 | Back when my brother and I cared about Digimon, there was a Digivice thing we each had that let us do adventures, and attack accuracy was determined by shaking the Digivice ... but if you shook it too hard your accuracy was _zeroed out._ I don't remember whether Heath (brother) or I figured out the "Don't shake it too hard" rule, but once one of us did, we both started winning fights. I never played Wii Party U, so I have no idea if the "Don't shake it too hard" rule applies to this minigame, albeit with a slightly more lenient but still harsh penalty.

[@thefox2902]

17:20 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIZZZZT... bro moved 70 spaces. i remember i watched older videos and he said he NEVER saw 50 dice roll so here u go!

[@rottencandy2675]

actually, he has rolled a 50 before! when he was going backwards

[@fatimerrrr]

it was a miracle that poof didn’t have to play the ostrich game

[@ryder5370]

Nothing better than a proofesure video before sleep

[@liesalllies]

Very relaxing

[@LadyHulkX]

on a sunday at that 💯

[@grandpa_stanley7813]

@@LadyHulkXstart off the week strong 💪

[@emili2188]

Agree

[@naternaterspaceinvader8217]

I had covid this whole last week and it was a battle. I binged a lot of recent poof vids i hadnt caught up on. Thank you poof for helping me heal through your hilarious rage.

[@ConnorMiller417]

Someone needs to make a collection of all the ways that Poofesure has found a way to lose at Wii Party U. That video would last for HOURS! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cu-Copper]

5:01 damn dude XD. You gotta chill before you turn into a damn snake! Did not know you could make these sounds.

[@dolphins_bulls]

I'm a dolphins fan and that 70 burger reminded me of week 3 this past season, and it ended up being all for nothing

[@ReeseDavidson]

Don’t remind me

[@lumaseed6490]

That 70 roll reminded me of the Celtics making it to the finals but still losing to Susie's Warriors

[@drkfgr21]

That angry bird will haunt his dreams

[@Rose_Petals12]

The silence at the end is so eerie. Normally I would expect to scream, and possibly a broken Wii remote, but no, just...nothing. Absolute silence.

[@KZGames9967]

"Just gonna do one game and one game only. (unintelligible noises) " Miis in Paris - Poofessure

[@Horsesdontbarf]

When he said we’re gonna start with one game and one game only I immediately thought of the song. THEN HE ACTUALLY STARTED SINGING IT. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while thanks poof!

[@gboogie3257]

*Every Way to lose in Wii Party U compilation* Made by Poofesure

[@MBYui]

Poof: 1v4 Everyone: 1v3

[@eberhardt9602]

Poof not understanding that the scales weigh differently and actually trying to apply any type of logic to the game at 10:00 is why I hate that I love his videos... so frustrating to watch sometimes 😂😂😂

[@NerdyNoahyt]

That last minute silence was scarier than all of his yelling combined

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

4:59 - Good thing I wasn't eating.

[@brucelau2023]

nothing better than a Poofesure video before i sleep , literally tho

[@ProJoeGamer]

Watching this live was legendary, even the chat was hyping poof and berating him at the same time lmao

[@MrJoelMiller]

22:48 bro was cruel 💀

[@JesusMyLordAmen]

I think you could hear an exhale right before the video ends around 23:42, you just know he let it out all his rage there and then

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

2:26 - Silver lining for last place this round, and a way to start off the video for our turn.

[@gexghetto]

9:45 only something like this could happen to poofesure LMFAOOOO

[@thatmarioguy2007]

That 50+20 though was insane

[@Super-Shafs]

Poofesure is the kinda guy to get 1st place in the loser competition. He lost all attempts to get 2nd place

[@cloakedsquid]

8:36 "they have photogenic memory"

[@spaghettios1427]

Guys I think he lost

[@ifyoureadthisyouarelegendary]

Well that’s obvious cause it’s poofesure

[@sundaxe10]

it was horrible to watch live as well 😔

[@sirrealrice7740]

I think it’s a maybe

[@Goomba1309]

Bold prediction right there

[@AJWolfman]

8:37 Ah yes, they have “photogenic memory”

[@vm8210]

8:37 Photogenic memory

[@Bonusville]

It was great to meet you with Vegas Matt at the Peppermill last weekend. I had no clue there was a Wii niche! You're killing it. Well done bro!

[@SoraTheAce]

5:00 Poof just turned into Tanjiro eating udon lmaoo

[@project-mm1ie]

5:01 Bro was too concentrated💀

[@samanthapalmer4155]

the silence after getting fourth at the fruit weighing game is killing me rn 😭

[@Dribbit_YT]

This might be one of the most tragic Wii party U losses I've ever seen. All or nothing just to lose it all

[@CrystalifyTeardrop]

just the thing i needed for entertainment whilst i drunkenly much on my baked tattie at half 3 in the morning

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

Poof's best roll to this day, and he still loses.

[@hiname7776]

Dude I needed this rn, made my day 🙌❤️

[@DrummerBoyTrishawn]

smart but failed 9:45 just made my day

[@-thechocoholic-7604]

Aren't you the guy who got the roblox funeral

[@sinnersx]

i swear i love watching you high off grass poof, the intro got me and i even went along with it

[@jackbrassil5318]

The 70 roll was such a feat of nature i thought you had this one in you

[@the3rdmorice]

Poof now has a 50 roll going both forward and backwards. I know it's beyond a miraculous longshot, but I won't be shocked if or dare I say, when Poof gets the 60 roll.

[@RONANAWAY]

omg when was the 50 roll backwards??

[@the3rdmorice]

​@@RONANAWAY It was when he started on beginner difficulty with Beef Boss.

[@pepto600]

3:30 bro called his next video

[@josiahmunshaw6692]

There's always a great new poofesure video for when I get my midnight snack

[@cratfer1014]

Bro predicted the future of his most recent Wii Party video at 3:30

[@Chicky_Lumps]

13:44 Out of context I would not even recognize that as Poof's voice.

[@reesestraws]

Nothing is scarier than poof’s silence

[@andrewcarter6745]

These CPUs are too hard with their photogenic memories

[@avarino.]

8:38 "They have photogenic memory" - Poofesure

[@Purplexium]

this is probably a wii party u video that will go down in the history books, not only did poof get a 70 roll but everyone was so close at the end

[@XneverstopfightingX]

After years of hearing poof scream when he loses, the silence fills me with the same dread I would feel when my mother was mad and wasn’t screaming when she would normally be screaming at my siblings and I… the silence truly is deafening…

[@jennifermolinary]

Poof uploading at chaotic times with no set schedule is my favorite thing

[@Kadofduty]

I know it's about the journey and not the destination, but sometimes I wish the titles didn't give away the endings

[@amajikichoi7649]

I've never been so invested in a Wii Party U game before 😭 my jaw was actually on the ground at the end

[@richeetah5221]

You snagged defeat from the jaws of victory there.

[@kingbrettpro]

Poof: This game wants me to win, I know it. Wii Party U: Are you sure about that, buddy?

[@therealpoketom]

I LOVE that in 1v3 mini games On Mater difficulty, when they're YOUR teammates, they SUCK! But when they're ALL on a team against you, THEY'RE GODS! I'm 100% CONVINCED Master is RIGGED until it's tired of seeing you lose!

[@onefourthofburger]

poofesure being dead silent at the end was actually scarier than him screaming his lungs out in rage

[@Yiannis_Pro]

This has to be one of the most dramatic Wii party u runs ever. It's a litty he didn't win

[@PH03N1X_H]

Since you brought up your twitch is it possible for you to upload some content from your twitch to either your main KZbin channel or make an alternate channel just for twitch/18+ games. Besides that always love your content as it being a smile to my face and returns my childhood memories. 😊

[@ARandomUserOnline]

Him being silent for nearly an entire a minute is 10x more scary than him yelling.

[@StarTropicsKing]

Ngl, I thought he had it. Is 50 the highest he’s ever rolled??

[@laggianput]

He rolled a 52 a few years back

[@TOTAALS]

its crazy watching this and falling asleep to it

[@victoriablakeridk]

HOLD ON. "poo- fes- shure". ITS NOT POOF- SURE?!?!

[@MBYui]

Poof having skill issues on the apple and spider box minigame

[@Chicky_Lumps]

It's because he doesn't have a photogenic memory.

[@MBYui]

@@Chicky_Lumpsnot having photogenic memory has nothing to do with him being bad

[@handlesucks509]

17:13 He finally did it

[@handlesucks509]

This game kinda give him a chance for giving Find-A-Bird game at last but he unfortunately threw it

[@Exponaut_R-01]

1:13 Can we acknowledge the fucking turbo lag John had

[@xtina6983]

This series won’t ever get old…😂😂😂

[@ABCARWGFtoC]

5:00 🤤

[@TrueRX_]

9:43 game literaly went "indesicive ahh mf" and gave him an instant loss 💀

[@JanPyt]

I love a video title that draws me in as a viewer, I just know this is gonna be gold

[@Average_Cinder_Block]

Every time you scream, you turb into a toad 💀

[@DuncanGDA]

To think all this came down to poofs decision to go left instead of right when he started looking for the birds at the top middle. Had he gone right, it would've been the first bird he saw after the initial three in the tree and he'd have won by miles