I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers

[@jacksepticeye]

EXCUSE MEEEEE!!!

[@666hunnid]

😔💅

[@owenatkinson1275]

Yes. Brain big.

[@soupforthought2586]

jacksepticeye What?

[@seal7659]

Excuse you. Milk Cartons

[@kabirparulkar5966]

Yup, you are dude!!!

[@thestokesgaming1915]

The thought of a costumer coming up being like “ Can I get some help,” and the employee going “ Nooooo!!,” and throwing a box at them makes me laugh

[@ai_ra_times]

I corrected the original comment and ended up annoying a lot of people. I just made my bad week even worse thanks to this. I feel like a bad person. Feel free to keep calling me names, maybe I deserved this for the horrible thing I did.

[@sunniehuang1623]

Aishwarya Rajendran I’m sure that’s what they meant no need to correct every single mistake 😒 it’s honestly annoying when people do

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Aishwarya Rajendran I mean it could be a costumer asking for help to get to the Halloween section

[@PurgatoryGnome]

I'm sure it's what every supermarket employee wanted to do during "the great toilet paper rush of 2020"

[@ai_ra_times]

@@sunniehuang1623 Yeah.. but the mistake just was too painful for me to ignore 😔 I usually don't, but that one was just too much. Don't be annoyed, I bet it was an autocorrect problem and the main commenter will correct it soon!

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

Markiplier's Manager: has an evil voice, constantly demon inhales Jack's Manager: (guy who desperately needs Mucinex)

[@smileysatanson3404]

like fucking, here take my nasal spray

[@glitchtrap9112]

The best thing about Mark's manager is that he has a reputation to uphold as the creepiest bastard within a ten mile radius

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

@@glitchtrap9112 right i forgot

[@joannadzenowski6214]

😂

[@AdrianTheScoopz44]

@@glitchtrap9112 its a 40 mile radius(no hate just telling ya)

[@plant.1374]

Game: *bugs and makes Jack lose* Jack: *plays uno reverse card*

[@polsereyrith7555]

Omg you are so funny -_-

[@plant.1374]

thank you for the approval, really needed that

[@erikakerboom2101]

So jack bugs and makes game lose Does that mean anti is back?

[@aimeeboyde1819]

I think it's at about 13:11

[@memeplayzzz__6097]

Game: *NUUUUU*

[@madman888]

I like how the fact the consumers want to report Sean to the manager for taking too long to show them what they want, but not report him for abusing them with goddamn boxes.

[@LuckyGamer360]

Jack: *finds a glitch that ultimately breaks the game* Speedrunners: "Write that down! Write that down!"

[@Kaitri]

do ppl actually speedrun this game?

[@elonmusk2668]

@@Kaitri people speedrun everything

[@Kaitri]

@@elonmusk2668 fair lol

[@yakimator5133]

They even speedrun their marriage ahahaha-

[@triggeredanimeguy3506]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Sean’s voice acting in every game he plays!

[@BerryLiquid]

He always gets it spot on too.

[@hyperion1377]

That managers voice *shivers*

[@ashleyr6809]

Man, you're lucky. If I posted comment like yours, Jack would just ignore me as always.

[@ronnieeilert8491]

When he voices the manager, he sounds like the voice he did for Buggs from the game "Kindergarten".

[@averymaul8829]

I get goose bumps every time he voice acts in games

[@em0boi158]

Mark's Manager: * EVIL VOICE * Jackaboy's Manager: * Extremely sick squidward voice that makes me gag *

[@Who-Dunnit]

Jack when he started last episode: 😃 ive never worked in retail Jack starting second episode: No NO I DON'T WANNA GO

[@deliawilliams2164]

Every person who has ever worked in retail

[@destrosoldier9280]

That's me at school

[@Perkele-u5k]

@@deliawilliams2164 Worst job in a world.

[@jadesters174]

I worked retail for almost 5 years there are moments where this is an under exageration of reality

[@Canada1994]

I work in retail I can tell you it's a true feeling

[@YourAvgjoe]

“Who was that baby and why was he looking like a potato” What the hospital staff said when jack was born

[@BerryLiquid]

🤣

[@MantisM1]

Yes. True. An IRISH potato UwU

[@100notnormal]

👏

[@rachelmeredith2651]

lol XD

[@bstarmidnight]

😂 it be true though

[@revebleu887]

"No one said thank you!" Yeah welcome to the world of customer service

[@chaster_mief]

Only wave after wave of Karens endlessly pouring through the checkout, just to inevitably complain about your lack of suffering, with nothing to look forward to but the stench of minimum wage.

[@shermaderma2803]

Am I about the only person in the world to ever try and be nice to retail workers? That job sucks ass, they deserve more respect for what they put up with.

[@The_Dork_Lord_of_Chaos]

@@shermaderma2803 Same, I always make sure to say "thank you!" and "have a nice day!" if I ever need to ask an employee working retail about something

[@chainggangsoldier21]

@@shermaderma2803 as someone who's his share of retail i say thank you

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

I’m the ideal costumer, I don’t like people and avoid them like the plague. Even store employees.

[@taizomichael7294]

Jack: *Tries to stop manager by throwing box at him* Jack: "YYYYAAAA-" *ad pops up*

[@memeplayzzz__6097]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@DEADLYxScRx]

that was hilarious when that happened 😂😂 perfect cut scream

[@elise7787]

the same happened with me

[@snoofthetree]

*GoLdFiSh FlAvOr BlAsTeD*

[@JustAMeerkatWithInternet]

Speedrunners: "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[@DrakeAsleep]

lol

[@EAZZEE]

Ngl, the manager sounds like someone who's been reported to HR several times, or at least needs to be-

[@izekmon6854]

Wow, 600 likes and no comments

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@izekmon6854 yes

[@milktteok7576]

the “are you sure about that?” edit gets me every time

[@tvslapper6145]

"Are you sure about that?"

[@memorylooser]

Timestamp?

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

@@memorylooser 10:48

[@SOXPYMSM]

okay.

[@kaitlynroberts3556]

Hahahaha, around 4:38 when he has a customer bugging him, the D.I.Y. aisle sign changes to "D.I.E."

[@svensor8302]

HOW'D YOU SEE

[@AlqhemyA]

@@svensor8302 Lol

[@lunar_memories9981]

Woah... it starts out as “DIY” and then the Y turns into an E - that’s weird.

[@RuralNanobot287]

I never noticed that

[@hatstorm1097]

@@lunar_memories9981 The “cool kids” drinks sometimes change to “get out” while you’re shelving them.

[@smackmybuttandcallmepablo1802]

Let's all give a round of applause to Robin for the PERFECT editing on this and the previos videos

[@some-dude-in-the-comments]

Dang, i was gonna comment the same xD

[@koolkat8669]

I love your guys names. A lesbian and That dude next to you

[@koolkat8669]

@Odd Upside-Down Rainbow love your name too lmao

[@miikyman3724]

shut teh fuk u;p

[@wingedtigress9752]

“Does anyone want these bones?” Kevin would like to know your location

[@shiannafoxx]

CallmeKevin

[@shiannafoxx]

@@hobbitman1041 No shit

[@kymwise8604]

B O N E S

[@batterypwrlow]

He knows his location. Its Ireland. Kevin also lives in Ireland. They both live in Ireland.

[@habeebhamood9021]

Queen Valencia I shit a lot...

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The only game where all of the customers are literally Karens

[@beyofree]

Why are you everywhere?! Stop following me-

[@Sumbol7224]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I subbed to you for the sole reason of that I see you on every I watch

[@thunderring8056]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache Found you.

[@DragonGunzDorian]

Oh dear goodness now there's one with a mustache and a beard.

[@aveteranweeb4188]

And let's not forget about Chads

[@hannahblespecter5325]

Seeing all those people waiting outside the doors is eerily similar to trying to work at a restaurant while quarantine is on...

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"No No, Don't Make Me Do It, No, I Don't Want To Go Back."* When you go grocery shopping during corona, but you forget one thing.

[@shaddowsdieout]

Me like 10 minutes ago realizing I forgot shampoo and conditioner.

[@bkninja3172]

Honestly, this is how it was before corona.

[@colleenglanville8293]

Bk Ninja I mean you aren't wrong there lol...it's still just a terrifying! 😂😂😂

[@willtheshyguy]

When you realize your job is an essential service:

[@colleenglanville8293]

Will the shyguy Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

"Does anybody want these bones?" *Turg has been summoned*

[@luxiusilluminus2844]

T U R G

[@JD-lt3kj]

*T U R G*

[@LynnAgain83]

T U R G

[@riken7438]

T U R G

[@Wolfpax82]

T U R G

[@thisisgettingdum]

"Why did that baby look like a potato." Me knowing an Irish man can't resist potatos: "My God Jack what have you done!"

[@koolkat8669]

Omg that took a turn

[@bambimonstahh]

HE'S GOING TO EAT THE BABY

[@ClownHoundII]

@@bambimonstahh By the Gods, that's horrible! What monster eats a baby raw?

[@DragonGunzDorian]

I think I interpreted this joke wrong. I thought the joke was that the baby was jacks and that he banged a potatoe.

[@pennypinchingscrublord15]

@@DragonGunzDorian That's exactly what I thought XD

[@caisis4929]

"I hate working retail" I worked at Walmart for 3 years as an overnight stocker. I feel this game on a spiritual level. 😬

[@zeekly4135]

You poor soul

[@vi843]

I worked at a Home Depot, I was either a cashier or a shelf stocker, whenever I was stocking a shelf, they’d be like “ExCuSE mE SiR WHErE IS tHe pAiNt?” I would just have a stroke tryna survive

[@VGC06]

Sounds fun

[@banshee-queen]

i worked at walmart 3 years in bakery and 2 doing overnights, i know that feel all too well lmao

[@neshy17]

I feel your pain bro, I'm also currently working at walmart. I'm a cashier, so far I've been lucky and haven't gotten someone that will throw temper tantrum. When I get to the registers I just want to avoid the people cause they I think I have keys to a lock up or they need something

[@stefitansil6217]

Jack in 1st episode : “Oh yeahh.... oh yeahhh” Jack in 2nd episode “Noo.... noo....nooo”

[@cgt3704]

Thats the meaniang of ''It's easier said than done''

[@janethedrawer]

continuity

[@sushi4o2]

Literally the first week then the second week of getting a new job.

[@momsaccount9191]

at this point gonna be the 7 stages of something lmfao

[@conjure76]

Quite the character development

[@jaceferguson3793]

in case your wondering "lester" the skeleton was in there for about 440 days!

[@catphat7912]

1year and 75days

[@hrtdixon]

@Nick gaming i did, actually

[@channeloflifelol8181]

@Nick gaming Cool but did we ask you to comment? Did we ask you to take that type of time out your day? No so why did you do it? Huh? Why? I am sticking up for this guy because you think you're cool like every other person that makes those comments. So don't take time out your day if you can't respect someone. So learn how to not be an asshole

[@kaydee9413]

A year, 3 months, and 16 days. What did he eat??

[@undeadeliminator1391]

channel of life lol did I ask you to comment on him and before you ask me, yes I was asked to make this comment

[@ack434]

Karen: "Excuse me." Customer service: "Can I help you?" Karen: Customer service: "Hello?" Karen: "I want to speak to your manager, this is bullshit."

[@thebatllama3971]

That is exactly how it happens

[@itsafox9928]

That do be how it be tho

[@kohakuusagi]

So true though

[@fluffybluefastboi103]

*Brings out my shotgun named “Manager”* Here you go ma’am

[@hiimapop7755]

@@fluffybluefastboi103 *Cocks gun* Would you like compensation, ma'am?

[@asafupps]

“Pain” “Get out” “Kill him now” I love the hidden messages

[@jx3889]

Jack: why was that baby looking like a potato? Me: weren’t you a potato as well?

[@embemmer]

Jack is an angelic potato. That baby is a demon potato. There’s a huuuuuuge difference

[@moss_on_a_rock4587]

Aren't you a potato man too?

[@apple222sickly]

Oh hey there little potato man

[@gamingdogs1417]

:0 little potato man!

[@TeamPlant]

You're potato man in paper please, you do realize that?

[@svtolcgy]

* people keep annoying jack in supermarket * jack: *so you have chosen death*

[@wrnul3104]

sarahs bastard your pfp has my approval

[@svtolcgy]

Wr nul thank u 😂

[@svtolcgy]

Liam Clements thank youu lmao 😂

[@b0nel_]

Jack: breaks the game by accident Speedrunners: i see youre a man of culture as well

[@yo_skillzz4135]

As jacksepticeye once said “trust me to break the game” he said this a couple years back in his dying light series

[@Phoenix-pb4sm]

Jack : *Finds secret door behind a hole in the wall* Jack: *Doesn't try to open it* WHYYY?!?!?!??

[@Tiger516funny]

Because there is no way of actually opening it. The "secret ending" is fake.

[@americanchicken9043]

@@Tiger516funny but he didn't try tho ether

[@shiannafoxx]

@@americanchicken9043 Cory Kenshin tried and you can't

[@DragonGunzDorian]

I've also watched a video debunking it. Although i've also heard the developer will add new endings, so it might become reality eventually.

[@Xopbullets]

because you can't

[@GokenTohsaka]

Jack: it's good to be back in hell Me: save it for toss boy...

[@supernova582]

I whould love it if toss boy visited my island and there is no sherry's

[@sal941]

Bad day?

[@GokenTohsaka]

@The_Pandaren_boi are you referencing one of my videos?

[@caseybray9446]

Toss boy:what do you want bitch

[@GokenTohsaka]

@@caseybray9446 lol

[@elizainfinite6325]

*FOOLS. BELL OF REVERSE EXPECTATIONS!!* Me: Okay.. So.. Thats the billionth bell name.. We need more.

[@ColonelYeo]

Behold! First there was the Deck Of Many Things... now there is the Bell Of Many Names. XD

[@marcusdaloia2974]

And Jack needs more bells so that he can have one for each.

[@metalglacier9743]

Why do you need a "me:"?

[@jannesvanquaillie9151]

Can someone make a list of all the bells.

[@midnight_madness...]

"Can you come in here and pick up your puke?" -Jacksepticeye 2020

[@lilli554]

Is it just me or is Sean’s hair looking particularly good in this vid?? The shine??? Hello?????

[@cassdelvalle]

I saw it too 😂

[@kaedenc395]

honestly his hair looks very luscious

[@waankerdanker]

No one's staring at his hair like a weirdo

[@arakewithinternetaccess4378]

@@cassdelvalle i "sëan" that

[@quillcow]

@@waankerdanker well, um

[@SupernaturalTessa]

You can get duplicate boxes to throw at the customers. "No. No. Don't make me go back, I don't wanna do it." Yup. That's me with the thought of going back to work after lockdown.

[@not_dark_lord]

Whys there a jacksepticeye pfp next to ur name?

[@Shadybat]

Not Dark Lord they are a member

[@SupernaturalTessa]

@@not_dark_lord Because I'm a member of the channel.

[@thepear4075]

@@not_dark_lord THEY CLICKED THAT JOIN BUTTON!!!!

[@lukev108]

Memeeeeberrrr

[@iamturtle9853]

At 14:33 can we all appreciate how adorable Jacks laugh is

[@shuu1599]

Aww :)

[@Splintz246]

Hes adorable in general lol

[@shuu1599]

@@Splintz246 You're right 😂😂😶

[@EAZZEE]

Yes-

[@tasiawickham1031]

"Fecker" someone's been playing games with Kevin too much, I think

[@mushroomfrog_7971]

Seán has always said "fecker" tho-

[@AlqhemyA]

@@mushroomfrog_7971 Yea

[@johnmills585]

That's a thing us Irish people say too...

[@AlqhemyA]

@@johnmills585 r/whoosh

[@Oisind33]

@@AlqhemyA nah I mean I get the joke but we actually do say feck and fecker a lot

[@firecatcher5168]

Jack: We're back, in hell My brain: Hel or Hell? This isn't Animal Crossing

[@mustachepancake5037]

Jack: Wants to beat the game Game: Duplicate boxes, no text, spooky music

[@sorinevarnfox2383]

Jacksepticeye: Why does it look like a potato?! Me: It's Mr Potato Man's Son.

[@EAZZEE]

Wait, Seán has a son?

[@_owl_]

It's Mr potato man from papers please amateur

[@kattyallialchemy5025]

I love to imagine real employees running away from the customers and screaming for their dear life 🤣🤣

[@rsmobyrd]

We do 😂😂

[@aroalgezion5299]

Seán: Ok, I can do this! Jack: *a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t ?*

[@purpleshadow4832]

lol !

[@ryank2780]

LMFAO

[@redangelofpreventingharm]

0:02 I feel that. I feel that trauma in my soul, and I'll feel it again in a couple hours when I go to work.

[@annana6098]

Same. Hell, I see customers like halfway across the store, and I see them see me, and I call out "what can I help you find?" So they can't do that [!] thing and charge at me. It's not much better when customers try to sneak up to me like they don't want something, and then stand six inches away to ask where the clam juice is. Weeeeeeird.

[@gromp1847]

“Who was the baby and why does he looks like a potato ?” Ironic because Séan IS baby ;)

[@grayskyee]

he is, i agree

[@100notnormal]

He's a POTATO! get it right! 😋

[@judesliggoo]

Simp

[@infamousdino5679]

but yes, he is very much baby :)

[@finn596]

Did you just call me a baby? :(

[@Eli-gq1qc]

Is anybody going to talk about how his eyes are upside down in the thumbnail?

[@emmamora7]

No

[@Professionally_Deranged]

. Oh sh*t, they are- 😂

[@jimbo_jambo69]

"Who owns that baby and why does he look like a potato?" Jack you're not a baby? Are you?

[@ilyanwevers7093]

NOOB

[@EAZZEE]

I mean, he IS babey-

[@Scheemar]

He’s the father

[@plutolovesvenus]

Jack: “It’s good to be back in hell” Me: This isn’t Hel, Shari isn’t even here

[@magicisrealxoxo2030]

Good point

[@kaifuego2547]

@Alice Franks shari is everyone

[@idk-iu8vn]

Alice Franks I was going to say that

[@cyasam_]

yes! lol

[@justintime6242]

She was there you just didn’t see her.

[@connortolan-mask1737]

Here’s a random thought, when Jack does is Funniest Home Videos, every time he slaps the white board and says “LAUGH” he should change it by writing and saying “Laugh” in a different language, but we have to guess it.

[@scottypittman1]

pause it at 2:57 when people say you can't hear photos.

[@shadouwww4421]

6:35 we almost had a perfect metal scream.

[@AGlaxx]

Trust Jack to find some hidden room no one wants to go through in a supermarket

[@alexxd3366]

"Who was the baby and why did he look like a potato?" Jack, you're discriminating against your own kind!

[@Marz-bar]

GLaDOS would be so disappointed in him

[@AngelWingsYT]

Potatoes eveywhere are offended

[@hanaeve__]

Tsk tsk tsk, disappointed.

[@dropdead8945]

No, the baby is an insult to potatoes

[@WorriedtheCircusDemon]

For shame!!

[@Cykoid]

3:40 laughed way too hard at that, the pitch change was perfect.

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

Jack: "Smash that like button." Me: "In the face, like a boss? No? Okay."

[@Zenith7jpg]

i miss those days...

[@yeetforce7218]

Nostalgia

[@needlestorm909]

I wonder if he'll ever do that outro again

[@darkm007]

12:21 Jack: "This is so broken" Spiff: "I feel a disturbance in the exploits"

[@tomenant718]

Yorkshire Tea will always be on top

[@zackfair1572]

Perfectly balance with no exploit whatsoever.

[@bensnow421]

Is this Spiff exploiting us all to spread his message

[@andregon4366]

Spiff already feels a disturbance when Jack talks about coffee.

[@LowIntSpecimen]

9:56 one of the spray bottles says "you are a loser"

[@colleenglanville8293]

Jack: You're just gonna come after me again, aren't you? Guy: *runs after Jack* Excuse me!! Jack: *throws box at the guy* Excuse you, indeed! I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

[@blimbloomflimflam7799]

This game :"Exists *" Curved Edges :" Ight imma head out"

[@straivalist8281]

Minecraft: Am I a joke to you?

[@averagemilffan]

@@straivalist8281 entity shadows: am I a joke to you?

[@IceDudeLikesIce]

Fake pubg for kids: am i a joke to you

[@straivalist8281]

@@IceDudeLikesIceIsen't pubg in an of itself for kids?

[@IceDudeLikesIce]

@@straivalist8281 well kinda but there is a shittier version of it

[@AmuletRebel]

9:56 I noticed the spray bottles say "Kill them now" and one says "You are a loser". That's terrifying but also I'm positive that's not even scratching the surface of a retailer's dark thoughts.

[@bigress4300]

AmuletRebel which one says “You are a loser”?

[@ndzhelin2651]

All of the ones with labels have an odd one out that says something depressing. For this specific one the "Kill them now" isn't an easter egg or anything, it's just a morbid name in general for a cleaning product (I assume 'them' refers to germs).

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@ndzhelin2651 hi your comment was posted 31 seconds ago

[@mobilegamer5465]

Ok that’s weird

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@mobilegamer5465 did you kill Lois yet lol

[@MrMr-te4tw]

Sean: Is a potato. Also Sean: Makes fun of a baby for looking like a potato.

[@Xavier-hs7cv]

Takes a potato to know a potato

[@LanceAntisin100]

he didn't say it's is ugly

[@wittymchitty]

Jack at 1:48 :"Is this a British game?" Me: "That explains the teeth"

[@kentrostomy6088]

:o

[@kentrostomy6088]

ah yew avin a laff mate

[@destrosoldier9280]

Hehe

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

Am british, can confirm we have teeth

[@taniachapman3643]

They say "Bri'ish" cuz they drank all the T... I'll leave...

[@angele2370]

Me: *eating a bacon cheese and egg sandwich* Jack: 19:17 Me: *chokes*

[@jean-pierrebee1551]

haha lol :D

[@laylamarchand1972]

That sounds like an awsome sandwich

[@popcornhair6584]

I actually had one too. I couldn't stop laughing. 😂

[@gusbrooks4422]

i'd literally JUST got done eating one of those

[@neonthehybrid8047]

@@jean-pierrebee1551 I had that for breakfast 20 minutes ago xD

[@bingchilling7900]

“Welcome back to Hel” *Toss boy used to work at this retailer confirmed*

[@beedoesthings8037]

Ang Li He went to hell for dismembering the customers, breaking the knees of his manager and burning the building down. He hates Shari so much because she reminds him of the kind of people he had to deal with in retail.

[@SanjowK]

Jack, your "The manager" impression is so spot on, that i hate every single thing about him. i had to skip that part

[@alaskagyal]

Glad to see that Jack is still as funny as he was years ago. Love it.

[@acecorazón]

jack: "does ANYBODY want these bones?!" **call me kevin screeches in the distance**

[@oldaccount1610]

Is that the tik toker with human spines on his wall ?

[@Luciatoon]

IIDA?!?!??!!

[@acecorazón]

@@Luciatoon yes hello how may i be of service

[@Luciatoon]

@@acecorazón omg iida your amazing 😭🤚

[@christashajohnson6612]

Did anyone notice the cleaning spray says “kill them now” at 9:54

[@christashajohnson6612]

Hay Mak'd yea probably so... its just funny and unexpected lol

[@christashajohnson6612]

Hay Mak'd yea probably so... its just funny and unexpected lol

[@warlockguy42]

It'a bug spray -_-

[@christashajohnson6612]

warlockguy42 oh the box says cleaning so I thought it might’ve been cleaning spray 😊

[@warlockguy42]

@@christashajohnson6612 anti bacterial spray maybe?

[@nursyahrinaamira3004]

Jack: "It's good to be back...in hell!" Me: I think even Toss Boy would be afraid of this hell Jack XD

[@speedrunnersfcone1614]

2:44 he tricked me completely! I believed every second of it! He should be a comedian... Does he have 90 minutes?

[@KyoKunSohmaROXX]

Sean: "I cant find your thing if I dont know what it is!" Retail workers worldwide: "I felt that."

[@onearmdude2921]

That room with the bones looked like it had a door that Jack didn’t notice.

[@bubbubthealmighty9240]

Hentai Central maybe you need to enter the amount of days the wall with the door thing has scratched on it

[@GladinGAFloodGoFundMe]

Yep, apparently there's a code entry pad.

[@liamk3451]

@@GladinGAFloodGoFundMe the key pad does nothing and the door doesn't open as far as i know

[@sosaalexis48]

@@GladinGAFloodGoFundMe Every door has that same pad xD The door does nothing unfortunately u.u

[@Kaneki11706]

When Jack said welcome to hell: me: Tom Nook is around..

[@koolkat8669]

This is tom nooks home

[@CraftyDOGGIE6305]

no, it is shari

[@DesolateLavender]

Stop:using:unnecessary:colons:::::::::::::::::

[@zek-on-fleek1760]

Squidweed yours were unnecessary

[@jojofizzy4481]

@@zek-on-fleek1760 r/woosh

[@kaylananninga6432]

14:50 *breaks the game so he can put all the boxes into one aisle* "I'm having a great time" literally 2 seconds later: I hate this, the text not showing up! That's garbage!!

[@animeuwu7845]

Jack: *finds a glitch* Also jack: hmm yes let’s exploit this

[@philkite9570]

Jack: "is this a british game?" also jack: "ooooooooh" as is if it explains everything Edit: to all of you who didn't get the joke i know the £ is British (i am british) and also i meant as in it explains the psycho demon crowds, which it does tbh

[@Leo-fz6ck]

He saw the spelling

[@R.NGrant]

People are banging on the door trying to get stuff for quarantine

[@yikeschel9977]

the currency was 'pound' which is the British currency

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

sub to unus annus he knows that

[@Aloyus_Knight]

The signs have £ on them so of course that explains it.

[@wrd2mymom]

"What was with that baby?!" *Intense crying* "Why did it look like a potato!?!?!"

[@jrcspiderman2003]

Hello Yoda are you on drugs? Usually you don't talk in normal sentences you speak with words turned around

[@grammarefabian24601]

For the thumbnail, I thought “something is wrong with seán’s face..” then I realised he flipped his eyes upside down and I was like ________ 👃 👁 👁

[@sleepydruid100]

Seeing Seán break down after one shift. Me: Welcome to retail.

[@chunky8684]

the thing i hate most about retail is when the text doesn't show up and then they get mad and need to speak to the manager after 5 seconds

[@lobsterverse]

Sean: No one said "Thank you" Me: Thank you for playing this!

[@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097]

Sanzy Banzy I second that

[@lobsterverse]

@@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097 lol thx

[@fatrat3436]

new title: *Jack having a panic attack about rude people and screaming that babies look like potatoes*

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"Leave It To Me To Absolutely Break The Game And Beat It Anyway."* -jacksepticeye Lol! 😂😂😂

[@tiosevenstars]

And what I love is that he also got the "not-showing text" bug, so it's okay to beat it with glitch if it's buggy anyway XD

[@colleenglanville8293]

Handityo Suryo N That's very true lol...they have a lot to fix in this game, but I hope they don't fix it because seeing KZbinrs get frustrated at bugs is hilarious lol! 😂😂😂

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

Whaaat how did you get 14 hearts from Jack?? You're so lucky 😭

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@dominiquelamothe2425 I just commented a lot. I commented stuff that made me laugh, if I had something witty to say, if I agree with something, or if I find of quote that really inspires me... I don’t comment that much now though, so yeah! 😅

[@hopeisaacs5254]

Sean: "To all you retailers, I get it." Me: "Have you mopped up an overflowed toilet clogged by a flushed tampon?..... No, you don't Sean.... no you don't."

[@heatherm3180]

RIP

[@GrimReaper-rf1ku]

O O F

[@dakotamuncy5641]

That's got to be rough man

[@Aio2772]

Yucky

[@RivkahSong]

Or went to clean the bathrooms in the bookstore you work at only to find a girlie magazine filled with semen. People are disgusting.

[@charliewennerstrom8010]

“I don’t wanna go back, I don’t wanna go back” sounds like America but it’s British

[@bl00dsh3d]

Speed is key and when you have a glitch, speed is the only thing that exists

[@seanmuffin1461]

I’m convinced that the glitches are intentional. All I do at work is make one task last as long as possible until the day ends. Also with the invisible text glitch some customers are like that. They don’t/can’t tell you want they want and then get mad that you don’t know what they want.

[@EAZZEE]

One of the cleaning supplies says 'you are a loser', and I've never vibed with a detergent so hard

[@saraawji171]

This is exactly how I feel at my job! EXACTLY! I be crying my eyes out, especially when dealing with idotic people during this pandemic! Like, im risking my life so you can have food on the table and this is the shit you give me!

[@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097]

Sara Awji you deserve better treatment. Thank you for being so brave.

[@kohakuusagi]

Yeah, that's ridiculous. That really pisses me off. What the hell, is wrong with people? Treat customer service employees like garbage before all this, and now it's even worse. How does that make sense? Smdh. I'm so sorry you have to go through that and thank you so much for everything you're doing ❤️

[@threebody596]

My dad used to work in retail and if there was an idiot he would say "its my last day at the job and i get off jn 5 minutes i was just on my way to pack up" or "this is my first day on the job i don't know were thi gs are or how it works"

[@slgoffinet72]

@@iamginger6802 There is nothing wrong with that! You asked nicely and genuinely didn't know if they had any or not. You were being very polite, so there is nothing wrong with that!

[@brendanwright1038]

2:07 nobody’s gonna talk about how there is a door in the room? you probably can’t open it judging by the skeleton but he didn’t even try. any one who has played this game does that Easter egg go further can you open the door? Or is it locked and basically a wall?

[@fedorahiggins2093]

It isn't an openable door.

[@kels7019]

Brendan Wright when the manager is about to fire you, maybe going back there could unlock something? Not sure, just a thought

[@trevorhoffman7050]

Pandaray nah there’s a KZbin video testing it, it doesn’t do anything

[@gordonkam3107]

Pandaray when the manager chases you, the staff rooms are locked. Watch kubz scouts

[@woahhello9167]

how about when you finished the 10 boxes tho?

[@hatstorm1097]

Jack’s emotions at start of last episode: excited Jack’s emotions at start of this episode: H E L P M E ! **sobs**

[@kels7019]

Speaking from a retail perspective myself, I can say 1:43 is the most accurate thing during this time. People fighting and toilet paper is scattered across the floor. Also, thank you everyone working through these hard times!!

[@tubblebub]

I just noticed that on each of the products he puts away, one of them says something jacked up on it. Like how he saw the one paint can that said pain, but there are others that are more explicit. I wanna know what they all say, but I sure ain't trying to play this, lol.

[@impossiblepath1972]

I just watched Mark's playthrough and there was comment that listed all of them. There were some like "Your wasting your life" and some others.

[@poisonedbubbletea270]

“To all you retailers, I get it” Buddy, ily but try having a 4 pint milk thrown at you and can’t bend down to stock shelves without getting harassed by some old dude

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"Clumsiness Pays Off, When You Have Fat Fingers And You Hit Everything At The Same Time Out Of Fear And Panic, Good Things Can Happen."* -jacksepticeye

[@wizzem7890]

I love how you capitalized every word except for the proper noun.

[@colleenglanville8293]

Wizzem It's not my fault, he made his name like that lol! 😂😂😂

[@wizzem7890]

@@colleenglanville8293 2 things. 1: I never noticed that he doesn't capitalize jacksepticeye. 2: You still aren't supposed to captialize every word though. Just the beginning one and any proper nouns (names, specific places, titles).

[@colleenglanville8293]

Wizzem I got you, thank you for the lesson! 😄😁👍

[@colleenglanville8293]

dominique lamothe I have no idea, but I have since quit the habit of commenting so much, so you don't need to worry about seeing me comment as much anymore! 😄😁👍

[@yehiarizk1836]

Jack beating the game by finding a glitch Everyone else: YOU WHAT

[@kaywilliams7540]

Alternate title: Jack develops PTSD by helping customers in a video game

[@sidneysimons6475]

2:54 "I'm not giving up on my job at all... (Stands up, inhales) BOI"!!! Good God my eyes almost popped out my head, I was laughing so hard!

[@laraduette4512]

"Purchase...Purchase this diiiiiiiiiinahhhhhooooo!" So funny I couldn't breathe.