I Found a Weird Hallmark Movie

[@Kathyy46]

How about instead of "you're bacon me crazy" it should be "you're persimmon me off"

[@YT44four]

Hilarious!!

[@heatherl2452]

🤣😂

[@hidetolove]

Underrated comment

[@rleo823]

💀💀💀💀 am now deceased

[@emilyr1702]

👌

[@enygmaa1981]

“Don’t go bacon my heart🎶” “I couldn’t if I fried🎵”

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

😂

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

1BigMcLargeHuge omg 😂😂

[@misssmisssymaria]

This is a criminally underrated comment 😂 😂

[@acs6785]

My husband has given me a valentine's card with this written on for 5 years in a row.. guess he thinks it's hilarious 😂

[@jessicamartinez5117]

HAHAHHA

[@kristyrussell1748]

He's meeting with a lawyer downtown to hopefully get a name 😂

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

😂💀😂💀😂💀😭💀😂💀😂

[@MsJuliedlp]

He has one...Brother Bacon!! 😂😂

[@minamartinez8131]

😂😆😂😆😂

[@KrissyMeow]

Best comment. 🥇

[@kacym5550]

Can we please talk about how she never wears a hair net and constantly wears her hair down around food in that hot pristinely white chefs coat while working outside in a tiny food truck 😂

[@JinxMarie1985]

They didn't go for reality here. Just a typical sh** show of a hallmark movie

[@karnotik]

I feel like Cleo had an acting coach that was telling her to slow down- so her compromise was to put in long pauses

[@yes_chef6341]

Why does she have that chefs coat on in so many scenes where she isn’t even at her food truck? Chefs don’t just wander around farmers markets in their whites

[@EncyclopediaBrown97]

You be right. My sister is in culinary and they are not allowed to wear it on transportation due to food safe

[@AG-cf4wn]

Makes her look more official lol

[@kimagnello3550]

We chefs also don't curl our hair because what's the point if it has to be up... or wear make up most of the time because it's a sweaty job, especially in a food tuck. And farmers markets are always early AF in the morning. Oh Hallmark...

[@AnevaWalker]

Lol, yeah, we definitely don't.

[@misssmisssymaria]

Like when she was sitting on some bench, drawing a restaurant.

[@julieo4580]

I love that she’s making sandwiches and wearing a chef jacket like she’s Gordon Ramsay.

[@DezIctus]

*Samwiches...lmao!

[@sydneymodlin1771]

"Sam-iches" lol

[@ladymaiden2308]

Samwiches, samwiches everywhere... But not a sandwich in sight. Edit..😂🤷🤣

[@yomigonzalez9870]

And shes in the supermarket in the same jacket

[@StrawberrySodaSodaSoda]

Me too. I don't make enough sandwhich's , soup or salad. I need to get back to the basics. I seem to have become a master chef in my own kitchen.

[@sabeck4]

I love when you insert yourself into the scenes. 😂😂

[@colleenhoffman2817]

That’s my favorite thing too!

[@millieramos3707]

Your 'Booger Wall' skit is everything!

[@christinaribena3972]

It really makes her stand out from the other make up/commentary KZbinrs, really love it!

[@EvilMia1]

I agree!

[@katielindsey5758]

Yes!!!

[@sarandipityinthestarssarah4076]

Cleo's actress went to the William Shatner School of Acting I see.. Another...successful student.

[@lauragray2621]

😂😂

[@keycartier9100]

That's what I was thinking 😂

[@wildearthling]

Hilarious 😂

[@kelleymcclain7380]

🤣

[@JessW8511]

🤣🤣🤣 thank you for this comment. I’ve read it so many times. 👏🏻

[@thecutestofborg5604]

"Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of bread" just became my mantra

[@bethw6027]

Just don’t let Oprah hear you 😂

[@MayBlake_Channel]

Honestly, as someone on an animal-based, low-carb diet I've learned that I genuinely to prefer my sandwiches/burgers/cheesteaks/etc. without bread. There are still high-carb foods that I miss sometimes but bread just isn't one of them

[@mallory5777]

The niece isn't at school because she's like the same age as her aunt. 😂

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

😂😂

[@caseyob2690]

Well...in ALL fairness.... I have a nephew who is a year and change older than me. My brothers son, is older than me. Its a thing. 😂😂

[@mallory5777]

@@caseyob2690 I got ya! My mom's uncle is only a year older than her. Just think it's funny when people who are clearly close to the same age are cast as being in way different age groups, or vice versa.

[@livelongandprospermary8796]

My step bro and son are nearly the same age. My son is actually a few months older. 🤷‍♀️ my coworker has grandkids older than his kids... it’s a thing

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣😹

[@raej2353]

When the main girl said “is it a requirement to be a male chef and have an ego?” My husband, the chef, answered, “yes.” Lmao

[@clairepettie]

I'm gonna agree with your husband on this one. 🤣 Then again, it takes confidence to direct a chaotic kitchen.

[@LuanaSantos-rl4sb]

@@clairepettie confidence x ego

[@OfJournalandJourney]

Lmfaoooooooo

[@microsoftpainenthusiast8096]

as a chef, I agree too 😂 At least you need to feel some “male energy”, otherwise you will get a nervous breakdown every day.

[@youtuberyoutubingonyoutube]

14 years FOH. Yes, it is. 😂

[@jennys.945]

This is the best series concept in maybe all of media.

[@dreadmage8376]

I am glad I am not the only person who wonders things in movies like "why isnt this child in school?"

[@kimberlysieber2136]

Jamie saying “straunt” brings me more joy than a fresh BLP.

[@jaybee9552]

I'm trying to make the term 'straunt happen in my social circle but it's not working 😅

[@stephinwy]

Yes!! BLP!!

[@MayBlake_Channel]

Same

[@haHAAbang]

This is really the only way one should ever watch a hallmark movie

[@wrenegade926]

“Brother Bacon” is a much better name than any they could’ve given him 😂😂

[@willothewisps476]

He strikes me as a Wallace. As his first name. I don’t know why, but he just does. If that’s the case, Brother Bacon is a much better name for him😂.

[@monciparedes]

Jaime: He tells her to ‘fugetaboutit’. Scene cutaway to him ACTUALLY saying that. 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@FaithfulMommyGaming]

I wanted to hear him stay ‘straunt’ after Jaime said it next but I was let down! 😭😭 😂

[@Mn_comics]

That's was really unexpected lol

[@alicestewert8552]

“I thought I’d find you here.” At my house? Surprising, I know 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Lemonz1989]

I feel like the guys who made this video haven’t even tried persimmons. They aren’t supposed to “snap” - they aren’t like apples! That would be like having a “snapping” tomato. 😐

[@hidetolove]

I prefer persimmons a little unripe, like sweet but still crunchy. I hate the squishy texture of a ripe or over ripe persimmon 🤢

[@lula-kester]

I did a little googling... the type of persimmon (Fuyu) is described as "quite firm". It says that you "slice them like an apple". I had to look because the only times I have ever dealt with persimmons, they were somewhat more apple like. Also less sweet. Seems we are both correct though. As it described another type of persimmion (Hachiyas) as more "custard like" inside. I also wondered if an unripe persimmon might be a bit sour/tangy like a green tomato? Because bacon, lettuce, & fried green tomato sandwiches are legit.

[@bigc473]

This comment made me laugh so hard 😂

[@kat_respawns3208]

You are the real MVP for watching this “movie” TWICE 😂

[@dotsamantha]

"Deluxe Your Face With Jaime French Makeup and Sammiches"

[@dkh101]

The white beige Becky got me lmfao

[@vanityplates3125]

Me too. I fell over!! 😂

[@dkh101]

Vanity Plates 🤣😂

[@vanityplates3125]

@@dkh101 I was honestly a bit shocked she said that!! 😂 I went back to watch that rant where she was called that and it made me laugh. Someone was bitter!! (And it wasn't Jaime)

[@chaotic.content]

I've been burning through this whole series and I just want to say, 1. you're hilarious 2. you're so good at makeup 3. I can't wait for the next installment thank you for entertaining us in these strange times 🙏

[@nikionek1881]

"She grew her social media following to 4,000 in...4 days." I just heard the collective frustrated groan of every KZbinr ever.

[@aidepaul534]

So disappointed, that the samwich wasn't mayonnaise and raw potato after all. I just love me an MRP.

[@candicemorrison304]

Your naming of that is GENIUS!

[@genevievehebert-carr5047]

I can’t even right now… still giggling. I love everything about this series including the hilariously witty comments from the community!! 😂

[@Nikki-wt8ss]

Genius

[@Crystalballer21]

“I found a weird Hallmark movie” aren’t they ALL weird??? 😂😂

[@estycki]

I said the same thing, aren't they all weird with bad scripts? I imagine the actors aren't that bad, it's just hard to make a bad script work.

[@john316loveGodlovepeople]

Lol the people are 90% plastic and life is nothing like a Hallmark movie lol

[@Kelly-ew9vf]

@@john316loveGodlovepeople aà

[@Abstract852]

@@estycki I don't imagine the actors are good either though. It's like a graveyard for middle aged actors who's careers tanked a decade ago if they ever got off the ground to begin with.

[@estycki]

@@Abstract852 I wonder how many of them were models that thought they could make it as an actor just because they were good looking (female and males) and all they had to do was show up and read.

[@alexandrac3881]

The $5 movie bin made for some entertaining teen year nights for me and my friends

[@christineeliza5433]

I’m pretty sure Gabe played Kostas in the sisterhood of the traveling pants and it makes me really sad to see these actors who never really got huge roles again playing characters in bad hallmark movies 😂

[@kellydell2928]

He is the very same actor! He has a lot of roles on Hallmark lately (within the past several years).

[@robinnn777]

he's been in a bunch of shows since then (I recognized him from the mentalist and jane the virgin), I think he's doing fine xD

[@beatlesrock234]

He was also on the show Greek!

[@kristatindall9977]

Thank you!! Kostas isn't even Greek!? I feel so hoodwinked. By a guy. Acting. Like he's Greek.

[@moongirl8807]

@@robinnn777 omg right he's like the boss for some episodes (Luther?)! Oh no, I actually thought he was cute there (or maybe it was the blue suits they gave him). Nothing wrong with Hallmark but I really have trouble putting these two characters together in my head as the same actor. Also this movie is from 2020 and the Mentalist ended way before that so I don't think he's doing that fine :( well at least he gets paid and is still considered attractive enough for a Hallmark movie. That's something, right?

[@edgeofsevnteen]

“...The breath is outta control, I’ve never seen so much breath...” lmao 🤣

[@charityoverman]

I feel so bad for my dad because my mom watches Hallmark movies day in and day out, year round. If he snaps one day...... there’s not a jury that would convict him.

[@evelynmejia2344]

Sameeeeee. They share the tv 😂 I have my own 🙏🏻

[@chelseapthib36]

I guess that's how my husband feels about my true crime shows 🤣🤣🤣

[@daniellem1838]

My mom watches QVC, so it could be worse.

[@stephaniepreston-mullins3262]

Saammmeeee!!! My mom watched Hallmark movies all the time with my poor ole dad!!! 🐖🐽🐖

[@stephaniepreston-mullins3262]

@Dan Yell....QVC, the only channel besides HSN that doesn't make me anxious!!!! 😂😂😂

[@deltadeann1969]

"... kinda like Dice... Remember Dice?" *is already laughing*

[@brittanycorbo7231]

Rip in peace dice 😭🎲

[@rachelthome165]

"I wanted rye bread - it's my favorite recipe." Just died.

[@Tinymoezzy]

Very Mystery Science Theater, and I loved it. 😄

[@hilaryhershner2269]

"I would hate for you to be called a white beige Becky" *crying laughing emoji* you're great Jaime. So glad I discovered your channel

[@kristamcleod8616]

“You’re bacon me uncomfortable” I cant. 😂

[@jenniferfisher1721]

During their garden conversation, it drove me crazy that she acted like the bed of flowers was a vegetable garden. She said she donates her fresh vegetables (as she motions to the flowers) to the local food pantry or something and it made no sense because she was literally standing over daisies and roses.

[@communicationbreakdown256]

just part of the whole dumb movie!

[@tfordham13]

Some flowers can be eaten or tead

[@mellyq92]

We finish each others SAMWICHES That's what I was gonna say

[@zenmaster9195]

Every Hallmark Movie: girl meets guy, both are stubborn, they end up falling in love the end! Jaime! You'll have to do a Countdown to Christmas series when they start it. That's when the real gems come out! Lol!

[@aquablue1252]

Omg yes! And the Christmas in July ones

[@zenmaster9195]

@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha it could be her Christmas movie specials....Hallmark Christmas Movies lol

[@EJaramillo]

There are so many!!

[@mtlouwho1]

Plus 80% of the time there is an old family business involved and either the main guy or girl will completely quit their job they have been working for the entire movie to stay with the love of their life they have known for 5 days lol

[@eatyourcevapi]

mtlouwho1 or the main female character always has an important corporate position in the city but the spirit of christmas shows her that love is the most important thing and she gets together with the local luberjack

[@Stephieandcheech]

"I'd hate for her to be called a white beige Becky" 😂😂😂

[@DripBunny223]

LMAO I was thinking about that comment. Who came for her 😂😂 was it Bailey 👀👀

[@saltytomato84]

Hell no! Bailey is not a meanie!

[@missbraindamage]

@@DripBunny223 i need to know as well!

[@saltytomato84]

It’s the Stone person. Pay them no mind, they’re not relevant :)

[@missbraindamage]

@@saltytomato84 I have no idea who this Stone person is, so that will be easy lol. Although now I gotta find out...

[@jalexoneschanel1356]

Fuck i accidentally watched that bacon movie ON TV with my grandma because she watches the hallmark channel all the time and I was just. So confused? Why would they make this a movie?

[@kelligirl1210]

The Mee-Maw groups feel slightly attacked by this comment 👵🏼 😢

[@Turtletoots3]

There is a whole-ass hallmark channel?

[@itskindofafunnystory...3237]

Me too. Accidentally watched... with mom

[@itskindofafunnystory...3237]

@@Turtletoots3 yep

[@itskindofafunnystory...3237]

@@Turtletoots3 and a hallmark movies and mysteries channel

[@lizzayliz84]

I am miffed. You make a movie called "You're Bacon Me Crazy" Kevin Bacon wasn't contacted about this?

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

😂😂😂

[@deathkitten109]

Fruit doesn't have feelings. Food isn't a sport. Bacon is no game.

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻 who wrote this

[@JennBaxter]

The next movie should be “Wish Upon a Star” and you can create Katherine Heigl’s 90’s makeup look. 😁

[@SweetBeeProductions]

Jenn Baxter I need this to get more likes so Jaime sees and she DOES IT. Low-key, one of my favorite silly movies ever!!

[@JennBaxter]

@sweetbeeproductions Lol, right?! I probably shouldn’t admit how many times I’ve watched it 😅 and still get excited when I see it come on TV! 🌟

[@zenmaster9195]

I 2nd this!

[@TtHhEeBbRrEeTtTt]

Yes yes yes!

[@thclark1996]

Yessss!!!

[@relmk1]

So I found this movie on Amazon and started watching it because I'd seen your review of it and OMG 😂 did you notice at the beginning credits it says this is based off a Scholastic book by the same name? Like it was written about a "tween tasked with saving her beloved aunt's food truck, all while enduring the drama of growing up". Aaaand now that I know where Hallmark gets their material it all makes so much sense 😂😂

[@bangbangbq]

OMG!! As I was watching the video, I looked away when the sauce squirting sound happened and immediately assumed one of my cats just grossly crapped somewhere! I was freaking out!! Hahaha

[@elizabthharris6741]

😂😂

[@loveandcupcakes100]

Hallmark exec: We need a new love story! Something unique and never been done before! Some intern: B A C O N 🥓 🥓 🥓 Execs: GIVE THAT INTERN A PROMOTION!

[@shelbywilder7321]

Zenon: Girl of the 21st century! Please do this movie. Also, I laughed out loud when you mocked the brother bacon speech 😆

[@tibb75]

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

[@12silly21]

Omg yes!!! Unless she’s gonna say it’s awful because will always be a fave of mine lol

[@ThruTheLukingGlass17]

Omg 😂😂😂 I literally almost fell out when the Oprah bread montage played 😂😂😂 This is the best, most hilarious series on KZbin.

[@TooLegit2Quit84]

The long pause and look on Jaime's face before she said, "Remember from earlier?" 🤣

[@Ivy.Elizabeth]

I live in Portland and -none- of this is recognizable. It’s insane. Brother Bacons place could be in the West Hills neighborhood but the exterior shots of Cleo’s house don’t belong anywhere in this city. The little shopping area she’s in is also entirely unrecognizable….. EDIT: I looked it up and they shot this in Vancouver. Makes perfect sense. Like, it’s so unrecognizable that I thought the brother was trying to get him to leave where they were at and I thought we were going to have a third act conflict where he has to decide not to move to Portland

[@NellFace]

I couldn't tell for sure *which* Portland they meant until I saw "City of Roses" and even then it didn't make sense. People in Portland rarely talk about Portland as a whole. They mention whichever neighborhood they think is best/theirs and none of those neighborhoods look like a small town.

[@MashaRistova]

As a fellow Portlander I thought these exact same thoughts while watching this lol

[@brittanytrujillo6585]

I spent this whole video trying to figure out if Gabe is the sexy Greek guy “Kostas” from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants aaaaand after a Google search, I confirmed it to be true. 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️🥓

[@ginabell694]

That's what I know him from. Thank You!!!

[@magickaldust1213]

THANK YOU OMG

[@lollipopsfordays3610]

I remember him from I think it was the Melrose Place reboot they tried after the 90210 reboot was successful. Melrose didn’t last long but I liked him in it.

[@sarab3417]

😱😱😱😍😍😍

[@promise372]

Ohhh Jaime should review that movie haha

[@addiealmanza1630]

Of all the 90s things everyone talks about.... no one ever mentions S Club 7. Maybe it’s because it’s late 90s early 2000s. Please do a review on one of their movies/series.

[@marleynaaugusteina6809]

I still listen to them semi-regularly 😭 I didn’t know they had a movie, though. I was absolutely devastated when Paul left and they just became S Club. And screw iTunes for not having the song “Natural” available in the US.

[@tessthehighpriestess]

They had movies?!

[@marleynaaugusteina6809]

Tessa Peters I looked it up and they had one movie which released like a week before Jon left.

[@indyrawr1756]

I remember them, just no movie

[@plusminusfem]

Oh fck. I have not thought about them since forever. But I took a middle name from one of the girls in the group because I had such a crush on her 😅 I don’t remember me liking the music though.

[@jennykc98]

This is my favorite you tube review of anything...ever!

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Omg yay

[@katie-yk1es]

this series is making my life better

[@Becko78]

I could watch her reviews all day!!!

[@amygalvin1799]

Hallmark never strays from the same script. Everyone has an amazing job involving food & 🌸!

[@saturn-ascends33]

This video was hilarious!!! I appreciate that you’re open about your depression, it’s something so many of us can resonate with and relate too, you truly make my life better with your videos. (Cheesy but TRUE!) You’re such a lighthouse and spread your light wherever you go!!

[@melissaalvarez3793]

Easily my favorite videos to watch now! Love! Side note, I had a manic moment where I had to actively stop my self from buying The buttercream Gang.....on amazon..... for $47..... on VHS. 😂

[@applewood389]

Instead of Gabe that man's name should have been "chris.P bacon" I'm not not funny 😑

[@prettybaked8930]

I just peed my pants

[@amya2852]

Biss. You’re SO funny.

[@aquablue1252]

Yes you are

[@KitanaFaye]

Stop bacon me laugh. I’m not either haha 😂

[@EricaOats]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kimdeweese423]

The blinking sound really got me... LOL. Love it!

[@LastNameAvailable]

Jaime “Wait, she hasn’t paid for one sandwich. The first sandwich, the 86 sandwiches, nothing.” You were so pissed🤣Literally had me dying laughing. To the point I had to tell myself to knock it off☠️😂😂😂

[@songbird377]

“Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of BREAD.” 19:24

[@stephk1320]

Never has writing been so good and so bad 😂 I want that stitched onto a throw pillow

[@janine4145]

You inserting yourself in the scene was better editing and sound sync than the movie itself!

[@TaylerBootz]

"You can't just turn an adjective into a verb." 20 year olds: I have to go adult now. 😂

[@simcerelykat]

Technically that’s turning a noun into a verb 🤔

[@TaylerBootz]

@@simcerelykat "adjective (of a person or animal) fully grown or developed. "the adult inhabitants of the U.S":" Technically it's both.

[@EarthymoonPhotos]

Legit laughed so hard I started having an asthma attack and my husband had to go grab my inhaler. 🤣🤣🌬️

[@PinkZombie1987]

This comment is gold lol hope you're okay though

[@EarthymoonPhotos]

@@PinkZombie1987 awwww thank you! I'm good. Common occurrence for me! 😁

[@PinkZombie1987]

@@EarthymoonPhotos I don't have asthma but I started coughing from laughing so hard. I saw this movie last yr and thought it was hilarious and just discovered Jamie.. so it was like the angels sung!

[@dleehou1982]

Just when I think you're adlibing a scene, you show the scene and I'm fn dead lmao

[@AllTheButtons87]

"Yeah whatever booger wall!" 😂🤣😂🤣 "Brother Bacon" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@apurr25]

"I wanted rye bread. It's my favorite recipe." I just died. 🤣😂🤣

[@michellestratford9753]

I had to chuckle watching this. I live in Victoria, BC Canada where tons of the Hallmark movies are filmed. The local drinking game is to take a shot when you can tell where they really are lol. For the most part, I think they're terrible movies, but it's a vast income generator to the local economy so I watch them for their cringy factor lol. (Fun fact. They're always set in Seattle and Portland because we're slightly north with have a similar climate - except less rain - and flora and fauna, etc)

[@frankifinelli5793]

Live in kelowna .. and yes they film here too... 😝

[@parisinthe30sx]

Lucky. I love the weather/scenery in Victoria. I live in sardinia which is complete and total opposite. Must be nice to get snow

[@michellestratford9753]

@@parisinthe30sx yeah, it was weird this year. We can literally go years without any snow at all, yet this year we had almost a week of it! (sorry. I know lots of places were really hit hard this year🥺).

[@daniellem1838]

As someone who lives just outside Seattle - so true. So easy to spot and depressing when we realize that awesome location does not exist right around the corner. 🤣

[@TheWholeEntireCake]

You are BY FAR the funniest person I’ve ever heard. I rarely genuinely audibly laugh at anything but you crack me up 😂

[@Abstractklutz32]

Have you seen her Bring it on: All or nothing review? I was crying!

[@deborahwarren9368]

So, your channel was recommended to me like 2 days ago. It was the Buttercream Gang video - and I totally watched that movie when I was a kid. 👀 I've been watching your videos over the last two days and just want you to know that you've brought a lot of laughter to my week. This year has been *rough* - I'm high risk and don't get to see many people (per my own choice). Watching your videos makes me feel like I'm hanging out with a gal pal and it's made my week so much brighter. Thank you for sharing your light with strangers on the internet!

[@elizabthharris6741]

Now that covid is over...I hope things have improved a bit. I was high risk, and also very ill, though I didn't know how ill til mid 2022. And not going to thd grocery store, shows, a restaurant, etc...lol it was hard. I hope your having a great post covid!😊

[@dianamgallagher]

You have crazy, mad editing skills and I live your hysterical commentary! Recently I rewatched a childhood favorite, "Sooner or Later" that was about a 13 year old girl that lied to a 17 year old boy about her age (she says she is 16). I'd love to hear your take on this movie (its available for free on youtube movies). I was surprised how drastically my perspective changed from Pre teen to now (50ish).

[@jenniferphillips4496]

Girl, you just make me so happy!! You're an amazing story teller....you rock!

[@TheSimplyCooking]

I’ve had many persimmons in my life and no, they are not supposed to have a „nice snap“ 😆

[@stephaniepreston-mullins3262]

😂

[@guytorie]

The slang term "straunt": *has existed since the 2000s, apparently* Me, out of touch: 13:29

[@haleymist09]

First time i saw it wass this video, so to me, it's Jaime's snark.

[@ericalang7846]

My name is Erica & when you said “hey Erica” I was looking away & got so frightened I was hallucinating for 2 seconds 😂

[@missbraindamage]

Persimmons should be soft. Not have a "nice bite." Lmao.

[@kireidoll]

There're different kinds of persimmons;) the fuyu she mentionned or (fewhyew) is crisp like an apple

[@sarahfromtwitter]

The next movie NEEDS to be the sequel. I’m not invested. I need to know what happens next!! Maybe it’ll be summer and there will no breath! 🤣

[@deniseruiz4214]

Omg when you mentioned the birthday speech I thought you just put your own spin on it. Didn’t think he actually said it like that 😂😂 18:24

[@katc6128]

This whole series deluxes my happiness

[@AngelDRose]

According to IMDb , bacon brothers name is “Nate”. So there’s that.

[@unispeck2853]

I prefer Bacon Brother.

[@picklesfromthejarr]

@@unispeck2853 I second this!

[@duhh.romana]

Gabe and Nate? Nah, Mr Bacon and Brother Bacon.

[@SS_DT]

I’ve had a persimmon. It wasn’t ripe. You know how tannins in red wine or tea make your mouth feel sort of fuzzy and numbed for a second? Unripe persimmons are like that on acid. Couldn’t taste anything properly for hours afterward. So make sure they’re ripe! :’)

[@cenaentiffanys]

Was looking for this comment hahaha, it tastes I don’t know like sand if it isn’t ripe right? And yes goodbye to your tongue for some minutes

[@brittanyhyatt3407]

Omg yes that is exactly how they feel and it's traumatizing 😭😂

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

This sounds off-putting! 😂 When they're ripe, what do they taste/feel like?

[@leawhitley4421]

Literally same will never touch another one

[@juliaswandanner6944]

@Healthy and Loving Life They're not super sweet and they're very soft. Like, your thumb smooshes into them when you're taking them off the tree. Haha! They're good as a jelly or to make persimmon bread. They have HUGE seeds so they're difficult to just nosh on.

[@ChanelCoco-pk7mp]

That Mo Bacon Food truck looks more like something that’d kidnap children 🤮 or be featured in a prison background- I would not associate that truck with food

[@HellButterfly39]

i second this, it looks absolutely disgusting, I would not eat anything coming out of it lol

[@courtneyd4794]

It's a a real food truck based near my city LOL. This was filmed near me.

[@mermer3168]

When you mentioned the birthday speech. 😂😂😂 "Don't tell Oprah" about the bread. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Gelca510]

The "brother bacon" and Oprah montage was so funny 😂

[@nla5307]

Your editing is freaking funny. OMG. These videos are my go to's when I hop on KZbin and want to relax and have a gigglefest.

[@knwilli75]

HOLY SHIT. I just had to pause this not even a minute in and scream out "She did NOT just call Walmart WALLY MARTINEZ. My new queen....

[@leawhitley4421]

Same lmfaooo

[@stephinwy]

You are my people!

[@GotMountains]

You really need to review Christmas in Wonderland. I can't even begin to describe it. I'm embarrassed to admit it's filmed in my hometown. Carmen Electra, Patrick Swayze, Tim Currie, and a few other faces you'll recognize from other low budget favourites.

[@wisneta]

I love when you edit yourself into these movies!!!

[@alexandra-zz5ig]

Omg and is that jaimes man doing the rye bread “real” voice over ?!?! Lol

[@jaimefrenchofficial]

Yep 😂😂

[@alexandra-zz5ig]

I knew it !!! I love these two together !

[@BunniBeshara]

“No 👁 👄 👁 His samwich.”

[@Nikkijoey]

Your makeup is so pretty in this! I am just watching this even tho I’m 2 years behind. At 18:00 - she says “I guess I’m game” but the captions say “I guess I’m gay” and that hits different with the love story. 😂 best part was my l/o who loves to watch these with me, read the caption and had a lot of questions about what it means and how it fit into the story. 😂

[@Life_After_]

I saw the upload and I was like..... “Here...we...GO!”

[@danigrl917]

Now I want to watch it. But not really. I noticed the dude in this movie looked familiar, and it's the guy from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. 😂 BTW, Brother Bacon's name is Nate. Allegedly. Maybe imdb made it up, too.

[@carveylover]

Also if you watch Hallmark frequently he is in a ton of their movie. But yes he played Kostos/ kostas( I can not remember)!

[@anointedcountrygirl]

It's showing Sep 7, 6 pm, 5 central on Halmark

[@danilealuvify]

And also from the show Greek, which I just finished an entire rewatch

[@saraelmore2108]

Ah yes! I was looking though the comments to see if anyone was going to point this out lol

[@Amanda-ze2ut]

THANK YOU! I knew he looked familiar but I couldn’t place him hahaha 😂

[@alexandrasaadi7149]

There’s a movie called “Zoombies” like animals that turn into zombies... in a zoo. I saw it on Netflix. It’s the literal worst movie I’ve ever seen!

[@colleendianuzzo]

Worst movie ever!! I have seen it like 3 times.

[@alexandrasaadi7149]

@@colleendianuzzo my teenage daughter just informed me that there’s a zoombies part 2;)

[@hollyw2086]

😂😂😂

[@stephaniepreston-mullins3262]

👍👌🤘🖖👊

[@klowen29]

All of the added sounds...the blinking!? I love it!

[@shellybelly13]

I have recently discovered you on KZbin and I have been crying with fucking laughter over these make up Monday and movie reviews, to the point where my husband had to come upstairs to check on me as he thought I was a dying where I was wheezing so much. Thank you. Also, how the fuck do you not have 100,000000000000 subscribers??!!?

[@maggiedaleen2871]

This is the most perfect niche for you wow, Getting to be hilarious while also doing makeup. Love this series concept and loving the execution!!! Keep em comin please!

[@kristena909]

"I wanted Rye bread it's my favorite recipe" Why did that make me laugh so friggin hard 🤣

[@MaireGraves]

It’s ok, I snorted🤣

[@Sigurjon543]

It was a perfect "bad lip reading" lol 😂

[@TheUneasy13]

Girl, this was the greatest thing I have watched all year. I so have to start adding Chloe's little spins to my everyday life! Thanks for the laugh!

[@promise372]

The niece is really smart, she *knew* Gabe brought her the flowers! 🤪

[@Strega_del_Corvo]

I’m new to you and Bailey Sarian and I am obsessed with you both. I watch Bailey until I get depressed and grossed out by the subject matter and then I watch you to laugh my ass off! Your editing skills are next level! 😂