I GLUED MY B*LLS TO MY B*TTHOLE AGAIN IS BACK…AGAIN

[@EntertainingAF]

Fool me three times, can't get glued again

[@deltamaxxhomevideo]

Dubya? Is that you?

[@nwo_champion]

OMG.... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnsmith-zy7xg]

Since I started greasing my balls with tallow first thing every morning, I have managed to escape this predicament again...2x was more than enough for me - thank you very much!

[@ray0ken853]

You glue me once you can't glue me again

[@arnoldschwarzenegger3755]

BUSH!!!

[@danielhenry177]

"Hope, much like a butthole, is a resilient force"

[@thorild69]

More like "Butt-hope is a resilient force" :)

[@arthurmann578]

😂😂😂👍👍

[@danielhenry177]

@@thorild69 that sounds more like a Star Wars movie title 🤣🤣

[@LCDVF]

Title: “Hope is a Resilient Force” Verse 1: Hope, much like a butthole, is a resilient force, Through thick and thin, it stays on course. When life gets tough and you’re feeling down, Just remember hope’s always around. Chorus: Oh, hope’s a resilient force, don’t you see? It keeps on pushing through adversity. Like a butthole’s strength, it’s a mystery, Hope’s got the power, setting you free. Verse 2: When the world’s in shambles and you’re out of luck, Hope will shine, even when you’re stuck. It takes a beating but keeps on ticking, Like a butthole, it just keeps on kicking. Chorus: Oh, hope’s a resilient force, don’t you see? It keeps on pushing through adversity. Like a butthole’s strength, it’s a mystery, Hope’s got the power, setting you free. Bridge: Through the darkest nights and stormy days, Hope finds a way through the maze. It might seem strange, but it’s the truth, Hope’s got a strength that’s bulletproof. Verse 3: So when you’re feeling down, and times are tough, Remember hope is always enough. It’s a force of nature, can’t be denied, Just like a butthole, it won’t be tied. Chorus: Oh, hope’s a resilient force, don’t you see? It keeps on pushing through adversity. Like a butthole’s strength, it’s a mystery, Hope’s got the power, setting you free. Outro: Hope, much like a butthole, is a resilient force, It keeps us going, with no remorse. So keep on hoping, and you’ll find, Hope’s a resilient force for humankind.

[@arthurmann578]

​​@@LCDVF Holy $hit.....maybe a pun here somehow🤔......I'm laughing my ASS OFF on that! That's REALLY VERY good, dude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅👍👍

[@ManillaHeep]

Remember: Glue is for crafts, not balls and ass!

[@MM-kk8uh]

Literally 1984

[@ChickenRieder]

I have a few medical bills that beg to differ 😏😏😏

[@LieutenantSneer]

To be fair, the distinction isn't always so clear. Mistakes happen.

[@RabbitHoleSpelunker]

What about balls-and-ass crafts? You're neglecting a very passionate group of hobbyists.

[@virginiavet68]

I vividly remember my Meemaw and Pappy dancing to this song on vinyl in their living room when I was a kid. Her dress flowing with the melody, she used to shake her wrinkly, sagging cheeks on his flacid weiner in the twilight of night when the sun was setting and the fireflies were twinkling out in those cool summer evenings. How I long for those days of love and simplicity again. Thanks for bringing this classic back.

[@ManillaHeep]

Thanks for the visual

[@AquaQuokka]

You did not have to go into detail 😭

[@Herpetile]

😂😢

[@KelAuceNew]

Beautiful ❤

[@MaydupNem]

I'm banning you from the internet

[@troubledseed]

Let me explain the power of this song... I was taking a piss in the bathroom at my work on an army base in Canada. Edmonton Garrison. I looked to my left and there was a piece of paper taped to the stall beside me showing a QR code and it said "Mystery QR Code". Also had a little message in small font in the corner of the page it said "Fool me twice, shame on glue". I am glad someone put that there cause i checked the QR code and it was so random and funny.

[@ObscurestVinyl]

Whoa! Haha is that true??

[@sonnybaker8100]

That’s epic lol

[@MewtwoStruckBack]

I found a QR code that just said "Scan Me" at Anthrocon this year. I figured it was going to be a Rickroll. Then I saw it was going to TikTok, which I figured was safe from being a Rickroll...it was still a Rickroll. Thank you for reminding me of this, as I'm now going to start leaving QR codes to "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again" in random places.

[@frostythesasquatch]

I’m in Edmonton too! da fuq?? Was this a Canadian phenomenon like the /r/Bubly subreddit?

[@pile_of_kyle]

I've been trying to find this song for decades! It used to be my grandma's favorite song. We would go to the opera together every 6 months to hear it in person. Absolutely amazing memories and they're all flooding back thanks to this video. Thank you!!!

[@sheriffjohnbird3179]

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the #1 hit song of the summer is back baby!! Thank god cause I have a road trip coming up and we would be lost without this song.

[@skate3sets]

I almost died in those riots. Thank god it’s back.

[@thedungeondweller]

Obscurest Vinyl knows what we want.

[@nortonman5238]

One of the most legendary song of the late 50s. Shame on glue!

[@JukeboxOddities]

He's saying it's back, but we all know it was never gone. Love goes out to all glue enjoyers.

[@becklotheamazing]

I was *legitimately* sad when I went to play it on Spotify last week and saw it was gone. Thank you for fixing whatever the problem was, and thank you for announcing it in such a perfect manner!

[@tfs0004]

"Let the music play and let the world remember. Together we are unstoppable if we stick together like balls that are glued to a butthole." Well said

[@sergeant_salty]

I just want someone to play one of your songs as a Presidential candidate walks on stage.. is that too much to ask of this world😢

[@thespook1482]

Kamala Harris walking out to “Hawk Tuah”

[@robk.6591]

Its an anthem of an entire generation. The sticky balls generation.

[@yourwrong6125]

this song caused the glue burning riots of 69

[@LRM5195]

This song is our generations Smells Like Teen Spirit and no one will change my mind on that.

[@johnmg88]

Teen spirit was my generation's Teen Spirit and I'm here too 😎

[@LRM5195]

@@johnmg88 You truly are living the life 😎 Edit: hot damn you are a KZbin og brotha! I’m not too far behind you but respect!

[@johnmg88]

@@LRM5195 I forget how.long I've been here and how little I uploaded. Was going to use this as a photobucket for sharing video with family but then photobucket went to shit and Facebook came along.

[@skierpage]

It's a tribute to the enduring power of music that an obscure R&B song, that your great-grandparents danced to before the vice principal heard the lyrics and unplugged the PA, can reach across the generations to touch the yoof of today in a place they didn't know had glue remnants.

[@LRM5195]

@@skierpage “yoof” is a word I didn’t know I needed lmaooo 💀

[@nathanhileman3848]

I'm so thankful this timeless classic is back! I fondly remember seeing The Sticky Sweethearts performing this then-new toe tapper on American Bandstand in October of '52.

[@MiThreeSunz]

Obscurist Vinyl has all the most memorable hits of the 50s generation. The 40s had some great hits too like “I Don’t Want To Set My Balls On Fire” by The Stink Spots.

[@vennic]

I'll never forget the summer this was released. The lesser known breakup song on the b-side "I Just Found Out I Can Stick Things In My Peehole (Don't Need you Anymore)" was much less well known but became a real anthem for a whole generation of lonely men and women

[@Hellslayer679]

😂😂

[@dusk4974]

Dude when it vanished from Spotify I was so upset. I was saying the title as I typed it in and my friends were so confused because it came out of nowhere

[@Phantomsangel]

I'm so glad it took off as well as it did lol. When my husband first heard it he laughed so much and still quotes it. Also "You look like you could use a fucking lamp" is great too.

[@Urzalyr]

We won’t get glued again.

[@ObscurestVinyl]

@@Urzalyr haha!

[@Star-hq1zs]

When you're happy, you listen to the melody. When you're sad, you understand the lyrics

[@ObscurestVinyl]

@@Star-hq1zs amen 🙏

[@skylarwattie]

I heard this song on the radio one summer in high school. It stuck with me for decades. When my wife and I were struggling, it was this song that saved our marriage.

[@johnb.s.8428]

I genuinely love your song!

[@JerrySmith_Hey]

This is glorious. Thank you!

[@MM-kk8uh]

In darkest day, in blackest night The Bawls and Buhd-howl will unite!

[@johnnygrind77]

Everytime bandcamp tells me there's a new Obscurist Vinyl release, I buy and download it instantly. Here's to hoping for a full LP release of The Sticky Sweethearts! I really like the slowed down "Back to the Future" version, too! That'd be nice to own.

[@Jared_Wignall]

Such a classic song that deserves to be played from the mountain tops. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Glue.” Phenomenal song.

[@ryant282a]

I was listening to a Styx livestream when this song first came out, and a SuperChat mentioned it. So I gave it a listen, and I was laughing so hard, my sides hurt. 😂

[@ligmasack9038]

"You're gonna learn a Lesson" is the true Summer Anthem.

[@foxxyfoxxers]

Obscurest Vinyl is a lighthouse in the shitstorm that is life. Thank you for all you do.

[@TheRudySchwartzProject]

The spatula didn't work. I'm moving on to solvents.

[@johnl9982]

Have you or your man... 🎶used a butter knife?!🎶

[@sonnybaker8100]

I was so bummed when I realized we couldn’t stream this. We had a graduation party for our child and wanted to put this in the Spotify music mix for the party and see if anyone noticed. That’s when I realized…it was gone 😭 So glad it’s back!!! I just bought it on iTunes. Now it will go with me everywhere always ❤

[@postalbear7576]

I can now go on living

[@Sal-uy1fq]

This is beautiful; we need to unite in these troubling times

[@DeanWBarry]

You should sell a sticky sweethearts vinyl album

[@JimKramer-i1n]

1:05, semi-bald white dude passed away. Not a joke

[@florent4180]

"Together we're unstoppable. If we stick together like balls that are glued to a butthole." 🙏

[@BrokenCornholio1537]

Humorous but oddly endearing. I like it.

[@musashihumar]

Dude, you don't have to tell me. I already listen to the song multiple times in a row every day because I'm autistic and it is currently one of my dopamine providers.

[@DUCKDUDE4100]

Why are only like half your songs available outside of the playlist?

[@bobcat24]

That’s what I’ve asked. He’s never answered 😢

[@CJusticeHappen21]

This song has my family worried, my friends in doubt, and my enemies plotting my downfall. None of them understand.

[@nerdlingerrichardson9354]

You cannot escape the glue

[@CubicApocalypse128]

what if I use a butter knife

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

This needs to be its own genre 😂😂

[@ACDCROCKS135]

Like balls to a butthole, this song has been glued to our hearts forever. Thank you, Obscurest Vinyl!

[@Crackhouts]

Let me tell you from experience, the dump will find its way through gaps in the glue.

[@BrokenCornholio1537]

I need to hear this story.

[@ih8gaming206]

Comment as left on a previous upload of this classic for the ages... "What did I just listen to?" Me - "One of the greatest pop songs ever."

[@curlzncrush]

Now I realize why Biden looked so lost during the debate. Without the Sticky Sweethearts, we are all lost.

[@paulgiacomantonio9802]

This is literally my favorite song.

[@ItsCostnerAgain]

Please, I honestly need some more Trip Watkins in my life.

[@timvanboening9432]

It isn’t just a banger of a hit, it’s an educational cautionary tale. It’s like a parable that needs to be told.

[@TaintWinkler]

I really dont need it anymore due to the fact its stuck in my head anyway. And, really, there are so many butthole songs now, i just couldn't choose a favorite.

[@RealAmericanSanta]

Is that someone impersonating the late, great, the one, the only, Adam West, or was that AI?

[@MrJ-bz8fe]

Glad things worked out and the song is back

[@nurdgrrl]

The world is healing

[@Aidan0802]

Let’s goo just when it’s uploaded I was sad when it was taken off of Apple Music

[@donaldball6671]

The Day the Music Died...only to be reborn like a phoenix from the ashes.

[@bazilwreckerloughead]

O.K, I've already listened to it like 100 times, but just 5000 more times!...& another couple of thousand more times.

[@chainmansca]

Shit is still stuck In my head....

[@mostlynull]

I've fuggin' missed your uploads, my dude. 😂😂😂

[@Smapti]

If the Sticky Sweethearts and Taylor Swift did a collab together they would be UNSTOPPABLE

[@jensrobot]

You are doing the world a great favor my man. Much love

[@arthurmann578]

I'm still working on my album by the Rectum Wreckers with their first song "Don't Be Mean, Use Some Vaseline." 😂😂

[@johnfungable2289]

Well here goes another month of this stuck in my head.

[@maxdickings6874]

Oh thank god it’s back

[@ChimeraZone]

I'm so fucking glad you know how big this meme got

[@SackboyLBP]

A bit disappointed that the title is censored. Oh well, blame KZbin, i guess.

[@Thecrazymerio]

No one’s ever really gone

[@rod12h]

I didnt even know it was taken down

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

"And then, like a sunrise breaking the longest night...." Gods, that line goes so hard.

[@Quirky76]

How did this classic get overlooked by the AM oldies stations? I want to visit the local watering hole and listen to this song playing from the jukebox while I am downing a beer.

[@FranticMissyOfficial]

When is someone going to make karaoke for this?

[@TheMotherofTacos]

I thought I had clicked on a Lincoln Project video, so...um... I was _confused._

[@ThomasCarstein]

Genuine question for the author - why was the original video removed and now most videos have comments disabled? Some butthurt (pun intended) anti-AI people reported it or something? Anyway, thanks again for this banger, it's a classic for the ages 😊

[@ObscurestVinyl]

Well, the ones that have disabled comments are part of a topic channel that is automatcally created when i send it through distrokid. i dont have any way to edit those or enable comments. the song got removed because someone put in a bullshit copyright claim.

[@ennix4985]

@@ObscurestVinylit’s still showing as unavailable in the US on Apple Music

[@terry6760]

That song gets us, it always has

[@jahnreznov]

Glue is for Crafts Not for Shafts

[@TheDebbsyb]

Still not back on Amazon

[@bizmofunyuns6463]

Thank the lord

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

If there's ever another documentary this impactful and poignant, they should get Sam Elliot for the narrative voiceover.

[@NintendoPolitics]

Can't believe you got Liam Neeson to do a voice-over!

[@member-berry-bonbons-8]

Glad to know this classic song got popular over the "hole" world again

[@ThatHoosierKid17]

Hit song of the summer lmfao

[@trentonfox]

I'd watch this Hallmark movie

[@Shoey77100]

as relevant today as it was back in '59, good music is like that.

[@frischgefischt]

This brings back vague memories from my youth. Oh, wait a minute...

[@noveltycrusade]

This song....i think there was a prophecy...

[@mueezadam8438]

Every culture has its own tradition speaking of the glory days when the chorus which shook with the voice of 8 billion souls would return to awaken the world. My village spoke of the glue which binds all life, and the mouth which clamps shut but hears all tongues.

[@noveltycrusade]

@@mueezadam8438 praise be unto thee, thy balls shalt not be unglued from thy butthole,nay..

[@noveltycrusade]

@@mueezadam8438 verily,I sayeth into thee,,"this day,in the kingdom above,,thine balls shalt not be glued to thy butthole" Nay.

[@KG-lb7fu]

Bring back Jenny Stardust!

[@MM-kk8uh]

FAWKE!!

[@Oscar-mh7ez]

And there was much rejoicing!

[@DomDomPop]

It still says it’s not available in my region on Apple Music, and now my whole playlist is ruined. Oh my god, what can I do?

[@jeremyfultineer7]

I lost my virginity to this one, man.. what a year it was. Take me back.

[@lahijadeYoly]

I wish I could forget all about this song, so I could listen to it again for the first time. You know when you laugh so hard for so long, there is no more sound coming out of your mouth anymore and you are just sitting there, mouth open, eyes in tears, red in the face as if you had pulled too hard and your scrotum was stretched out like a fucking yard? that was me, except I don't have a scrotum. Actually, this brings me to an idea, can a song be made about them beef curtains?

[@longandwindingroad]

The legendary song itself will never be forgotten

[@half-dead6706]

I love glue.

[@TranceportationX]

Yeah but Needing a Fucking Lamp....true underdog song.

[@derangedcomics]

It was definitely on KZbin because I didn't even know it disappeared. But welcome back, I guess! :D

[@bobcat24]

The original yt video disappeared

[@AeroMedic]

YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN

[@ryant282a]

It was inevitable, baby.

[@g2whatbrodie283]

Gen Z’s anthem.

[@lucristianx]

We should do a kickstarter to make this an official ad

[@Dravoth]

Can't undo the glue