I Got 10 CAREER-ENDING Nutmegs On My Girlfriend During Lockdown

[@chrismd10]

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[@thfcjoe9118]

Ok Chris

[@sahassrivastava1356]

Awesome vid mate

[@iipulsxr5164]

Fst

[@gog1587]

yessir

[@mkgaming1330]

Sheesh

[@cemspicer]

idk why but it's weirdly gratifying to see Chris living as a full adult with a girlfriend in a nice apartment after watching him since he was a kid with braces making fifa content from his bedroom in his parent's house. love and support from a long time fan

[@kake2978]

Nice

[@bollejoost]

it's insane really

[@josh-ho4py]

me too mate, it was so great watching his fifa 15/16 videos again

[@mh.1.]

@@josh-ho4py yep. The Ronaldinho fifa 15 series was my favourite back in the day

[@R_W103]

I think you've answered why in your own post Cem, keep supporting

[@ADZforever123]

The stadium puns are simply spectacular

[@DanielorDs-1149]

"Settihad"

[@marcelskayem2334]

Parc Des Ounces! 🤣

[@theguywhoasked4340]

Panfield

[@NaveenBosco]

The Hallianz Arena. A scary place to visit

[@AlfieMcSloy]

Chris keeps his puns to a high stand-ard.

[@harryrussell9785]

Next video should be “I did 10 career ending slide tackles on my girlfriend during lockdown”

[@yoboyayo]

We need to see this

[@veneraxangel5637]

Was going to like...but it was at 69...

[@JayPatel-ls6wn]

@@veneraxangel5637 Sadly no longer at 69 likes : (

[@ASAPOSSA]

@@veneraxangel5637 same

[@Dan1877]

The video after: “My girlfriend left me”

[@9am742]

relationship-ending nutmegs as we would soon find out

[@Waashoe]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@TheSpiderKnight123]

NAHHHHH

[@FromTheDug0ut]

I was looking for this comment 😭

[@Nippleless_Cage]

:((((((

[@yuu-xm4rf]

💀💀💀💀

[@grenouille1661]

Change the title to 10 Relationship Ending Nutmegs

[@TOLPUP]

Haha

[@currynurri]

Yesss, I was waiting for a comment like this lmaoo

[@sch3me505]

It’s kinda funny seeing Chris age with his audience who remembers the perfect Sunday league player

[@sloughlin721]

Who remembers when he streamed on twitch

[@Minimish28]

Who remembers when he played fifa lmao, even that seems ages ago now

[@conorbowe]

And the Ultimate team, Ronaldinhos recruitment, Ronaldos road to the Euros and Neymar’s road to the world cup

[@pers0nified675]

Oh the memories...

[@zakeenasir5436]

i miss him reacting to his own seasons so much

[@harryheadland]

3 Things I learnt from Chris and Shannon in this video. -All they do is eat -They're forever standing up -They don't walk around in their pants

[@chanoey-k6x]

Wdym all they wear is pants

[@octopusonrye7335]

Also they wear shoes in the house

[@alexbateman3235]

@@chanoey-k6x english

[@erbengerts6693]

@@alexbateman3235 what's pants in english

[@mr.banatee9110]

@@the-youtube-enjoyer that’s American English not English

[@fifaplayer7845]

Shannon exists : Chris: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career

[@dharshan_jk7805]

underrated

[@EasyWinnerz]

Underrated

[@maldenbaah233]

@@dharshan_jk7805 Nah it's not

[@aaravsen5480]

10 times

[@lukewilmington9807]

@Fallout Plays Killshot of a comment

[@rupayan_biswas]

This video is actually really educational. It taught me what not to do with my girlfriend if i want to keep the relationship going.

[@gustavtilk7817]

“I did ten career-ending red cards on my girlfriend during lockdown”

[@uploader610]

Yas very good

[@zudarzahnshow5759]

I came out as a bachelor to my girlfriend which is me

[@benwhittlestone9921]

8:03 Can we all pay respect for Shannon’s fist left hanging 👊. The pain in her eyes is saddening

[@DLCarries]

She left Chris hanging first 🤣

[@lool9702]

ow

[@bernhardsonn7758]

Xd

[@bernhardsonn7758]

She got double humiliated

[@mystpug0694]

Why is the settihad the most creative thing ive heard all year

[@maldenbaah233]

Emptyhad

[@edwardclark9264]

This relationship was fantastic so sad to see it go

[@isaacwilliams3725]

what happened ?

[@Aeditz145]

They broke up 😞

[@isaacwilliams3725]

@@Aeditz145 but whyy ☹️

[@edwardclark9264]

@@isaacwilliams3725 we dont know they're keeping it private which is fine

[@MrHOFThatGuy]

lol get dumped dwarf

[@fhydgjskudhdbdjdnn]

"Relationship ending nutmegs"

[@Charlie712_C]

Haha

[@Simqer]

Bro I got this recommended to me again after several years, so I just decided to come her to comment the exact same thing, but there's so many people who had the same idea lol.

[@pablovazquez-herrera5963]

The best part was seeing shannon just stop after realizing her career was over all 10 times

[@tarun2298]

😂😭

[@sammyholding9440]

You just know that this will be a classic

[@AxxLAfriku]

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear wam

[@anonymousgamer4336]

@@AxxLAfriku OK?

[@A_football_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXKToZaJd91ld7c

[@centze3550]

@@AxxLAfriku who r u?

[@luiscaballa3075]

Alternative title: "The 10 times I made my girlfriend wanna dump me in lockdown"

[@rehanm9148]

11 If you add the car incident

[@luiscaballa3075]

@@rehanm9148 very true

[@davidl.8722]

He had like 753682904 tries. At first it might have been fun but at some point an intervention should have taken place

[@Jupsi]

Yeah, not "the" 10 times, more like "another" 10 times.. 😂

[@smith549371]

She don't need to dump him, she's getting all the guys she wants on the side while this idiots subsidising her lifestyle

[@doss.360]

Just love how she stops every single time it happens, kinda like shes contemplating her life choices at that moment

[@Unknown-us6wt]

Nobody: Chris: look how girthy this leek is I reckon you could kill a man with it

[@xavierkeck80]

“ready for dinner?” *kicks ball at counter for no reason* “yeah, i am ready”

[@sboneliberator1977]

Sus

[@bigmini2870]

"I honestly don't know if that went through my legs" - Shannon to Chris every night.......

[@mattogden1206]

jesus

[@darsedsun5034]

Ya allah

[@Culture2123]

Astaghfarullah

[@kake2978]

Toba toba

[@kake2978]

@Hocus Focus Gaming ?

[@LdnMovements]

😂😂 Love this mate!

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eF7ckJiVZ9ijgq8 🌹⚘🌹

[@shortmaster5325]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5m7f6Sdn69pgas

[@deyhxte_stxb]

@David Enatoh he's a bot, ignore him

[@saintpeter9091]

yeh

[@parvezzz15]

Hhhhooooooolllllly crap wasn't expecting to see u here!

[@RIFC-vx8bp]

The names of the rooms are just the best “the hallianz arena” 😂

[@StoneAgeStark]

The editing with real-world reactions to each meg makes this great

[@ShortClips4U12]

i feel bad for her i wouldnt be able to hold my head up high in public ever again. self esteem would be in the bin

[@abdullahmasum5343]

It's just nutmegs 😂😂😂

[@nabilsipor366]

@@abdullahmasum5343 its more than nutmegs !!!!! its dignityyyyy!!!

[@abdullahmasum5343]

@@nabilsipor366 ?

[@Yorkiie]

@@abdullahmasum5343 it’s not just nutmegs, people have nightmares and lock themselves in a mental asylum over the fear of one day being nutmegged in front of many people, ends relationships

[@abdullahmasum5343]

@@Yorkiie lol

[@johnmaxwellreid5052]

I love how she always needs to take a second to just take in how her life has been destroyed after the nutmeg and then gives Chris the death stare 😂

[@powa121]

First comment

[@hadarshoval6708]

“Ye Shannon you pretty much have to walk across the house staring at your phone for a week until I get this video done”

[@theicewarrior24]

“Congratulations I’m so proud” She wasn’t referring to you pulling off the nutmegs, she was proud of herself for enduring it without actually killing you

[@corbinblake-ep2dt]

cant believe they broke up

[@maxbolanosm]

“I had no idea that went through my legs” poor chris 😔

[@frederickyoerg7220]

That's......what.......she......said (sorry - too easy)

[@asusa2332]

@@frederickyoerg7220 that’s like the whole point of the joke 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@jh55x]

@@asusa2332 and you’ve clearly missed his joke...

[@bramjansen7448]

We should appreciatee Chris' content more It's such high quality.

[@rrrfc72]

He has 5m subs mate

[@thijsvandiest7381]

Hij heeft 5m subs a sah

[@Haroon-kp9gx]

This is the most times Chris has changed his shirt in a video

[@Xxx1oni]

I got 10 relationship ending nutmegs

[@kcp69]

She can have the cat, you have these amazing megs.

[@naseemdehaibi7615]

Out of all the youtubers I grew up watching, chrismd is the only one whose videos still get an instant click from me all these years later

[@tomkoning1579]

The thought going into the location puns is amazing

[@connorcassani329]

relationship ending*

[@MattakoGaming42069]

why am I getting emotional watching their banter knowing they're broken up 😢

[@routinevictory2.054]

Me watching this now that they’ve broken up makes me very sad icl 😢

[@Beau-Holland]

I love how Chris’s footy mannequins are just completely battered thanks to Simon and Harry’s shots in past videos 😂

[@ayeshanabile6560]

I rate the fact you named every place a stadium panfield 😂😂

[@nicnicholas9]

8:03 let us pay respects to Shannon, RIP, she'll never recover from this

[@rishitraghuvanshi2288]

@Van Bus bruh stop

[@Tarack1]

Sadly, I don't think their relationship will last... No one kicks a mitre at someone they love.

[@isaiahthomas9817]

They don’t love you unless they can handle a career ending tackle, stay humble out there

[@georgecochrane9819]

Yep they split up

[@zaydzulqurnain594]

This aged well

[@Nippleless_Cage]

💀

[@Kibouo28]

Well thats one reason

[@randomstuff4life]

I have not laughed at a youtube comment for a long time until I saw this

[@Ibrariemovic]

I'm a simple person. I see a ChrisMD vid, I press like.

[@rmr0203]

Sick first name! Are you Dutch?

[@Ibrariemovic]

@@rmr0203 I am! You too I imagine?

[@Ibrariemovic]

I'm also an Ajax fan by the way

[@rmr0203]

@@Ibrariemovic haha lache, zie niet vaak dat iemand dezelfde naam heeft!

[@PrimeJoeEllwood23]

Same here

[@shemarmitchell524]

4:50 Chris's cat is just chilling😂😂😂

[@gladius7583]

Big man smudge

[@pezz1232]

The amount of effort which goes into these videos very nearly justifies the gap of 6 months between uploads 😂 Nearly....

[@blueberry1357]

seeing the giddiness and joy after each one goes through is amazing, carry on mate

[@coe04]

werent just career ending realtionship ending

[@dewijones141]

expecting to see that clip of Shannon saying 'he could've been killed' used for at least the next year

[@jusgamin5117]

Chris and Shanons relationship is like my goal in life, any of my m8s I attempt this on would kill me

[@32_n1kos7]

who could ever imagine that these nutmegs would be relationship-ending

[@sh4q_oatmeal]

😂

[@techbaffle]

7:15 imagine if the ball bounced and went through again 😂

[@imranmuktar3655]

Panfield, The Hallianz Arena, Parc De Ounces, The Settihad! 😂😂😂 I’M DEAD!

[@zackpeet458]

You guys are a prime example of a great relationship. I’m so happy to see you two going so strong 💪🏼❤️

[@JD-vd5km]

this aged well

[@clashofmagic6672]

Hahahahaha

[@OconVfx]

Ages well didn't it 😭

[@Wardy]

literally turning every childhood's brain and thoughts into elite content. Genius.

[@lucacapuano2389]

I love how humble he is big respects bro he always has been true to himself

[@OwenMcleanMP]

You should recreate this with rose

[@benwilliams2354]

What a lovely down to earth girl you've found yourself, Chris. Such a rare quality these days. She's awesome.

[@thabopitsoo]

The things Shan has to put up with she’s a legend😂

[@Pitstothequeen]

Chris, I've been watching your content now for years and it's so awesome to see where you've come from to where you are now! I've never actually commented on your videos before but I just want to say how proud I am personally of how much you've achieved. You should be proud too bro 💪

[@o_diggity6227]

This is a certified hood classic

[@prettyj245]

Sosa approved.

[@LastStopAhead]

Chris I hope you keep this one lad

[@mrcommenter-z1b]

0:55 "Hit your nutmeg and get out of my house" little did we know she actually meant it

[@sheasykes]

who just chills with a football at their feet while cooking up the family dinner.

[@Zwestwind]

ChrisMD

[@smith549371]

No-one...

[@kirtanbhojani2180]

Stop calling me wierd

[@nilsperry04]

I love how wholesome that this is, that she doesn't get mad no matter how many times you do this :)

[@Syndicate]

I hate football.. but this was SO BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣

[@2912vibes]

Woah a verified account

[@ronaldohazardmessihanobux8475]

10 million subs with 2 likes no way

[@trxmashton4337]

Hi famous person

[@kake2978]

Then wtf are u doing here?

[@AhmedMohammed-gl1yq]

I'm confused with this one

[@EvilestGem]

Proper married couple stuff... love it.

[@fancee5471]

YT recommending me this is outrageous.

[@r7..48]

awkward now init

[@applecation6082]

any chance for a part 2?

[@applecation6082]

@@MrAngryBunny05 thats the point..

[@MrAngryBunny05]

@@applecation6082 Ok

[@FortressOfFaith95]

@@MrAngryBunny05 r/woosh

[@Chazix99_]

Alternate title: I did 10 relationship ending tackles on my girlfriend during lockdown

[@jpgaming9648]

Also could be “I got 10 RELATIONSHIP-ENDING nutmegs to dump my girlfriend”

[@squidz1]

RhinoShield did not help him protect his relationship

[@andrewdream8945]

LMAO

[@MrJB2224]

I watched and commented 10 months ago and I've got to say it's still a great video. This time around I noticed the names of the rooms are a play on stadiums or arena's. That's a nice touch I must admit. Shannon is hilarious and the celebrations Chris does are priceless.

[@luyhno1647]

This is by far for me one of the most best vids he's done ....it's so wholesome and fun watching them together with a lil bit of football and wholesomeness

[@lucasdean6975]

Chris always provides with content even though his upload schedule is more ropey than Cheltenham Towns form atm.

[@Steviebuey06]

🤣🤣

[@jasoom2382]

clearly relationship ending too

[@WalmartBag0]

New title should be relationship ending nutmegs

[@rafa57games]

Did they break up?

[@IkisGoated]

@@rafa57games…

[@jacobhartley2637]

Chris lives a very strange life just kicking footballs round the house if Shannon doesn’t act any differently when he’s just got a football there as he’s cooking

[@motosport17]

We have three balls that ambiently sit in our kitchen lol

[@manchesterunitedfan6476]

I like how Chris’s cat falls asleep when he advertising

[@muhammadelayoubi5516]

3:04 the small door is where Chris spent most of his childhood

[@salto1994]

shannon is such a legend. can't wait to see more videos with her in future, not only football related ones.

[@MichaelFriswell2]

I appreciate the authenticity of him dropping the phone to prove the case

[@thememecrew988]

They say there is no greater feeling than true love, those people have obviously never nutmegged someone

[@ananduanilkumar5269]

Shannon is such a legend for putting up with this lmao

[@mutd789hgmlkrt7]

This is one of those vids that ik will bang and that will be randomly recommended to people in like 7 years

[@jaclynjax8308]

Hahahahahaha! 😂 EXACTLY!

[@crowharryc1648]

So will the comment

[@Andy_Is_Hot]

5:20 cat just chillin

[@rosiedollface]

09:03 was CLEAAAN !!!! o.O !

[@billle9020]

Alternate title: Why Chris wont get laid in lockdown

[@carlosandresurzua8219]

Shannon wearing a black shirt with the word moody on it and grey sweatpants adds a whole new level of meta to this video.

[@Lazygamer12371]

ex*

[@vx_anonymous4348]

The way chris walked out after the neymar flick was so badass

[@P3TER_Official23]

She ended his relationship as revenge

[@nayanbaghel18]

How do you know bruda?

[@P3TER_Official23]

@@nayanbaghel18 ChrisMD was in Sidecast I think (or another podcast involving the Sidemen) and he said they broke up Plus they both posted it on their Instagram stories when it happened

[@aestheticstudylife]

"Ready for dinner" *kicks ball* "Yeah im ready"

[@everythingclashroyale416]

Just when I thought this boy was irrelevant, he uploads a CAREER SAVING Banger of a Vid 😂

[@TheS1lentX]

Chris: "no this is really helpful" Yea it definitely helps with utterly destroying your girlfriend

[@bloodylizard3158]

U and ur gf are just so chill

[@tucktheduck6354]

nobody: chris: *sells an ad for 2 minutes to make the video longer*