The jail being an absolute shit fest on a Russian darkrp is fucking hilarious
@ScoffGuy9 ай бұрын
its realistic too
@mrhonkhonk61169 ай бұрын
hey it's RP
@timmy68909 ай бұрын
Fr
@ST0AT9 ай бұрын
They even got the military drafting the prisoners right!
@planescaped9 ай бұрын
English speaker joining French server -> Instant ban English speaker joining Russian server -> completely chill lol, I assume the French guys have ptsd about surrender jokes.
@Jaythegermanpotato9 ай бұрын
The french ban you as soon as they small u are not from there
@krenzo37699 ай бұрын
@@Jaythegermanpotatoas a french,they will ban you because they don't speak english (most of them) and don't want to waste their time
@ST0AT9 ай бұрын
French and English speakers are natural enemies. They once had an argument one day and pulled all of Europe into 106 years of war.
@Yatolc8 ай бұрын
Starwars Rp is the only server they will ban you, but only if you can't understand orders.
@JulienS2878 ай бұрын
for real i once got into one and only spoke in english with a shitty french accent (because i am french lol) and they still ban me for it lmao
@yeetusmaximus45259 ай бұрын
The police are rping pretty accurately to russia irl
@Jaythegermanpotato9 ай бұрын
Gotta give it to them
@european-one3 ай бұрын
They didn't ask for a bribe once. Immersion ruined
@kaiser_eistee9 ай бұрын
"Glory to Aztrotzka" -Jay, 2024
@Brochten9 ай бұрын
Glory comrad
@John.McMillan9 ай бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me that people trying to be edgy with Swastikas constantly cannot make Swastikas.
@provod90209 ай бұрын
they arrest you because there was a curfew at that time (it lasts 5 minutes, when you hear the line from Half Life 2 it means you have to be in the buildings or at the spawn)
@Captain_Willlow9 ай бұрын
Everyone knows that cops can't legally arrest you if you hand them a lemon.
@wonghy11159 ай бұрын
The guy stuck in the roof was giving the rant of the century
@neecogwheelsword36279 ай бұрын
0:06 transliterates as 'kuklus klan' I think you might be right about what it is!
@oofoof4875Ай бұрын
yeah i learned the cyrillic alphabet a while ago, and was pretty shocked when i read that
@Mentelgen-13379 ай бұрын
1:02 you fucking did it! the "GET YOUR FREE TV" Meme! YOU STOLE HIS CABLE!
@vasikkomrska59447 ай бұрын
5:10 as a czech (born post czechoslovakia split) we do learn english and german here as secondary languages
@hubwq38 ай бұрын
it's so hard to watch this video and not die from cringing when you know Russian
@drunkheadcrab9 ай бұрын
4:31 gay characters in modern movies be like
@joshuagraham18009 ай бұрын
Okay
@wersabwersab69239 ай бұрын
very true man
@gray80919 ай бұрын
More like most gay people in 21th century be like
@Commrade-DOGE8 ай бұрын
0:18 east berliner's reaction to the building of the berlin wall
@DeeriusDay8 ай бұрын
That.. went surprisingly smooth. Apart from the 'Лицом к стене' part, of course.
@_AndresitoBD9 ай бұрын
This guy make gmod 10x better
@joshferris29439 ай бұрын
it would have been so funny if you started blasting the American anthem to just piss them off lol
@kordell80578 ай бұрын
I like how loughing is universal in every language
@mrhonkhonk61169 ай бұрын
the putin sign got me, they realy RP russian police. shooting people fine, Putin poopoo the entire FSB, police, even the military is against you🤣
@Lashiiii7 ай бұрын
2:27 you were gonna get scent in Ukraine, i was in the same jail with you, Im sorry i didnt see you, i would have translated. i can help with russian translation if you want
@ST_Nathan9459 ай бұрын
always brings a smile to my face when you upload
@drew_399 ай бұрын
So many cultures are squeezed in this video. And the fact you are assumed to be American on several occasions is funny af.
@plyn.28 ай бұрын
i can understand when they want you to go to the wall i have russian in my school but i still speak russian badly
@farfalleus85689 ай бұрын
This is exactly how it feels to live in Russia (i have never been to russia)
@cactuscactus14139 ай бұрын
Ohh I didn't know that I still live in Czechoslovakia.
@atlasrecordsrusdub9 ай бұрын
Your old video about russian server is Why i subscribed to you, ahh feels nice I might translate everything in the video for you if you want, Just reply if you're Interested. c:
@Commrade-DOGE8 ай бұрын
ngl, that would be cool for us non russian speakers
@deadgamer219 ай бұрын
I see a long a prosperous career as a putin body double
@arhandlee38628 ай бұрын
Рекомендации ютуба сработали идеально. Видео получилось рили смешным x)
@samisteinbeck11393 ай бұрын
This is pure russian quality
@Globalsolutionsdev8 ай бұрын
aaah yes the good russophobia.
@syos19792 күн бұрын
AH hell no the Russian troll farms got here too?
@raccoon_12319 ай бұрын
cat with big legs ha
@duncanharris42649 ай бұрын
Down with the french
@ami716099 ай бұрын
Vous ont une idiote
@billster74249 ай бұрын
Try a polish server next, everything is better when it’s Polish
@karolgoofit79017 ай бұрын
They'll probably make a lot of nazi jokes. They're hardcoded into poles of all ages.
@european-one3 ай бұрын
@@karolgoofit7901I mean the Russian server literally had a swastika
@Tyulenin9 ай бұрын
i'm pretty sure that the players hate on the putin-hate ironically
@sceena18754 ай бұрын
5:37 microsoft office 👍
@UndeadEmilia9 ай бұрын
ich glaub ich hab etwas kaka in der hose nachdem ich die Gatze gesehen hatte D:
@alexgarcia28169 ай бұрын
Potato
@OVER9000_YT6 ай бұрын
уморительное видео, просто уморительное.
@4ymhoiyt4299 ай бұрын
Lovely
@Mentelgen-13379 ай бұрын
next time give yourself a stereotypical russian name like for example a stereotypical mexican name would be pablo gozales.
@okilemema9 ай бұрын
Иван Иванов is the analog of John Doe in Russia and even has the same governmental use. But if you want to be stereotypic you can just take an old Slavic name and add a polish/Jewish surname(ex. Radomir Maciejewski)
@planescaped9 ай бұрын
Ivan Ivanofski
@oceanforth219 ай бұрын
Иван Иванович
@felixsieverdes13309 ай бұрын
who put coughing baby in gmod
@portraitsofkings4 ай бұрын
4:32-4:45 😂😂
@wizz0uttt11 сағат бұрын
Хехехе, а где русские комментарии?) Dude, you are cool
@mtfalpha-1.6299 ай бұрын
hey, Jay, I can speak a little Russian, if you need a translator in the future
@red_dodo83709 ай бұрын
you need them 8 min dont you?
@NewBuildmini3 ай бұрын
3:34 Ты как можешь такое про Путина говорить, ты чё это это-с (unintelligible) в россии блять в этой рашке Translation: How can you say this about Putin, what are you doing, this is (illegal?) in Russia in fucking Rashka (derogatory name for Russia).
@Lvl30Ditto9 ай бұрын
bro i swear atleast the russians try to play with you. if that was frence you whouldve been banned 5 fold XD
@TheStickCollector9 ай бұрын
Wnat are they going to do about it?
@GioBeGon39 ай бұрын
[Music]
@YOULIKEHURT6 ай бұрын
АЫВХХЫВАЫВАХВЫАХХА ЭТО ШИКАРНО
@ukairainian36829 ай бұрын
If this comment gets 50 likes I'm translating everything in the video
@cheetos72419 ай бұрын
Hi
@anafigueroa70699 ай бұрын
Every three days he posr
@sanyamudrui9 ай бұрын
Warum gehst du auf die armen russischen Server, dort passiert immer Chaos.Ich werde auf den Hard-RP-Server von Russland gehen und dort ist es viel besser als die Community
@artificialivan89579 ай бұрын
Джей Русская картошка
@timmy68909 ай бұрын
Lol
@totesfleisch2589 ай бұрын
00:06 "something something Ukraine"
@Zenefor9 ай бұрын
Oil up Jay!
@creation52849 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo
@ZarKus9 ай бұрын
man i was afraid you also wouldnt know Czechoslovakia isnt a thing and hasnt been a thing for like 30 years now lol. so many american youtubers dont know that qwq
@kerry41369 ай бұрын
Jay is German so I think he would know
@ZarKus9 ай бұрын
@@kerry4136 i know, thats why i specified americans :D
@VegasMax39 ай бұрын
Next you’re going to say Yugoslavia isn’t around anymore either!
@european-one3 ай бұрын
@@VegasMax3The province of the Eastern Roman empire? No, it's still there
@Nippiy9 ай бұрын
Day DarkRP of Potato not replying.
@gimel_mink9 ай бұрын
Day Rumpsringa of replying to the guy jay sometime replies to
@shaneizm81089 ай бұрын
Only 18 views? fell off.
@subzerowashere69209 ай бұрын
only 9 likes in 58 minutes? you fell off
@mrhonkhonk61169 ай бұрын
@@subzerowashere6920 only 3 like in 1 hours? you fell off
@Factleycore8 ай бұрын
@@mrhonkhonk6116 Only 0 likes in 4 days? You fell off (Chain?)