I Got Drunk and Bought the Weirdest Things on Aliexpress

[@tiernand.4499]

I subscribed to Cooper and now I'm hot!?! Help(??!)

[@BETHECOWGIRL]

Cooper has that affect on all of us for sure 😭

[@peachypear8765]

dw we can still fix this start listening to Kanye's music, stat

[@stinkyjenna]

so true, does it hurt for y’all too?

[@mikulover12]

if you watch him you have clear skin(not clickbait) (some side effects are babygirl)

[@bearisflop]

If you watch him you have good hair (real) (not fake) (instant) (but you also feel constant urge to wear shorts way too short and be daddies toy)

[@mintybagels5244]

Most people would regret filming themselves covered in white substance while wearing a choker that says "Daddy's Toy," but not Cooper.

[@stars_everywhere]

No I think he does regret it he just ignores his regret

[@thethe4665]

I’ve never regretted it

[@Yourlocalprocrastinator]

When you put it like that-

[@sum1inalotoffandoms]

this video is deadass why I don't wanna drink alcohol lmfao

[@leewardly]

@@sum1inalotoffandoms this video is why i want to drink alcohol

[@Emisfalse]

i started to cry of laughter when he got sprayed by the white stuff. while wearing a gangster bugs bunny shirt and a chocker that says daddy's toy.... god hes my favorite youtuber

[@hootyhoothoot7]

Honestly it was so funny, i rarely laugh at youtube vids, but that caught me so off guard omg

[@screamindog8772]

@@hootyhoothoot7 hooty pfp w

[@elizabethluvscats]

Don't forget the fact that he told us not to make the yoga shorts the most replayed part of the video which wasn't even a problem because the exploding dumpling incident is the most replayed! 🤣🤣

[@soysim7636]

The masculine urge to continue to rewind and rewatch him running around in underwear just cuz cooper told me not too.

[@Made_on_marzzz]

LMFAO SAME I’m not even weird like that but the fact he said not to triggered some primal urge to cause mischief

[@melinaalba63]

The feminine urge to continue to rewind and rewatch him running around in underwear just because I really want to

[@em90012]

The primal urge to continue to rewind and rewatch him running around in underwear just because

[@marleesgrace]

I did it im ngl

[@beckwells25]

You know I did. And I'm a certified lesbian.

[@PolyglotJ]

I was in SHOCK when that dumpling broke. At first I thought it was a joke, then I realized that it wasn't and then I got worried about the substance being toxic lol

[@adriannajane]

Cooper getting sprayed in the face by white stuff while wearing a choker that says daddy's toy was not what I expected to see today ...😮

[@missmiadelrey]

Serendipity lmaooo

[@uhm8719]

as well as just looking at the choker out of context with the white stuff 😭

[@lottakukkasjarvi]

i was reading comments before watching the video, now as the intro is playing i'm kinda regretting this already💀

[@DKAnimationandMemeStudios]

I didn't even noticed that the collar was still on 😭😭

[@thickstrawberrycow7947]

I just sarted the video and im already losing it😭 i need that lighter

[@GlimmerandGore]

I can't the little spin "this is all your gonna get. This is all your gonna get"

[@elyseg37]

I hysterically laughed when the dumpling broke

[@cloverthefrog]

same i have tears in my eyes

[@katlunamoon3053]

Me too as I'm writing this comment I'm still ever so slightly giggling cause that shit was so funny

[@Autumn_Kujo]

ME TOO

[@aldranzam3456]

now we know the face he'd make if... Before I finish that sentence, how bad is the food in horny jail?

[@clxwdy]

I started choking 😭

[@ella-vu4kv]

“definitely dont remember these, theyre not my style” 13:27 implying that everything else in the video was his style

[@SecretlyWill]

We love drunk Cooper’s choices

[@Ember-noir]

Sober Cooper’s choices are also questionable…

[@SecretlyWill]

@@Ember-noir Very true

[@I_Wonder27]

And yet he still makes better purchases than i do sober 😂😭

[@swayinghaze83]

​@@I_Wonder27yes, the daddys toy choker was a wonderful purchase! 😊

[@pissapocalypse]

Some people get drunk and punch people, but not Cooper. Cooper buys weird shit and then proudly shows thousands of people what he got lol

[@jazlynlopez6409]

For the weiner lighter First, you will need some butane (you can find at any smoke shop, some gas stations, or i think even Walmart depending on the store) Then to fill the lighter just locate the little hole (most likely at the bottom of the feet) and press the tip of the nozzle down into the lighter hole for a few seconds and it should be filled. Hopefully this somewhat made sense.

[@q4yv]

godsend 🙏

[@Delorcious]

My favorite thing is knowing that drunk cooper decided that he needed all of the "daddy's" merchandise in yellow

[@lay13sinistry]

THE SHOES MATCH THE COLLAR. DRUNK COOPER KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING

[@vivavalence]

"I'm baby girl and I'm having a good time" that is my favorite quote from you so far lmao

[@chemicaiiyimbalanced]

cooper is a baby girl just baby girling through life

[@vivavalence]

@@chemicaiiyimbalanced agreed he is THE baby girl

[@kokocore.mp3]

alternate title: cooper slowly going more clinically insane each second for 14 minutes

[@nicolesteigerwald6977]

Tears are STREAMING down my face because of the dumpling holy fucking shit I’ve been unable to breathe for 5 minutes

[@taliasmith6499]

DUDE SAME!!!! I've been crying laughing and rewatching it

[@kailanerman5090]

I'm SHOCKED nobody is talking about this in the comments 😂😂😂

[@kikilapoop4278]

i think it gave me trauma

[@reallyreallycoolgirl]

HELP THE SOUND IT MAKES ESP AT 2X AND 0.25X SPEED

[@glowvxn]

IM SO STONED AND I STARTED CRYING. IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED

[@Rose_from_UK]

It’s 130am and I damn near peed the bed laughing 12:25

[@vas-happenin-in-malabami]

"i made a, what i would refer to as a big mistake" is how my parents introduce me to people

[@weirdalgoth]

THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT AT THE SAME TIME. WE LOVE U AND UR THE FURTHEST THING FROM A MISTAKE BABIE

[@vas-happenin-in-malabami]

@@weirdalgoth LMAO TY UR SO SWEET

[@Yourlocalprocrastinator]

13:02 “i NeEdEd ThE mIlK mOm, I nEeDeD sOmE eNeRgY-“

[@a3r0sp4ce]

STOPPPP 💀

[@crystalsnow5046]

JAILLL😭

[@Payton-op7km]

Why is that also what I thought of?? 😭

[@alessandrajackson3768]

At 17 I got drunk and ordered stuff from Wish. What arrived was 2 c-rings (I’m a girl and was a single virgin), a knock off YSL lipstick that smelled like crayons, trash bags, a random anime necklace (of an anime I still haven’t watched) and cat toys (I don’t have a cat). I still don’t remember ordering it or why I ordered it. Explaining it to my parents was even worse.

[@EmEm78]

I took sleeping meds (Ambien) and apparently went on an eBay shopping spree. I bought a whole lot of pot smoking paraphernalia, pipes, bongs, rolling papers etc. I don't smoke weed, and it's illegal here😂

[@alessandrajackson3768]

@@EmEm78 I feel you! Like how does it happen

[@a.evelyn5498]

@Em Em Ambien does that to you. I would sleep eat on Ambien & Xanax, as I have very hard to treat insomnia though no longer take either, & I would wake up having made six peanut butter & jellies or with the stove on… I never even ate most of it honestly. I’d just find it in the kitchen or unfortunately in my bed the next morning.

[@kittyinacloud8101]

I know the second i next get drunk, I'm going to buy that one shirt I've been eyeing for a while

[@panta9232]

what was the anime? lol

[@yyooogguurrrttt]

i love how cooper is getting the adhd experience of trying to backtrack your thought process behind your actions

[@elizabethsullivan2965]

As a bisexual woman, I greatly appreciate your commitment to your aesthetic 😤

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

That’s the most bottom clothes ever

[@AppleSauce...]

​@@therealspeedwagon1451 even better

[@DkPhantom126]

@Trent Domineck I hope to god he is

[@bunnywavyxx9524]

I love how he’s attractive to straight cis women and queer people alike, it’s like he’s universally attractive.

[@kairoh8218]

As a bisexual man, I too adore the commitment to his aesthetic.

[@ashlubbers5017]

i love the frame at 3:58 bc it’s pure chaos captured in an image. like cooper is obviously wearing the “lola bunny getting spanked shirt” but then there’s just his dog looking like he wants to munch on his fingers. not to mention the orange finger condoms. all in all, 10/10frame

[@sydneyruewho13]

Cooper buying random stuff is my only reason to live

[@aa4488]

Dramatic much

[@shroomoroom]

@@aa4488Joke much

[@Cherrys..]

Frrr dude

[@elizabethluvscats]

My favorite part of this video is the fact that he told us not to replay the yoga shorts run, but now the most replayed part of the video is the dumpling exploding everywhere 😂😂

[@simonabojonca2693]

the things this man goes through for our entertainment

[@zevi139]

a modern american martyr 😔🙏🇺🇸

[@the_ghost_boy]

I love how drunk Cooper is like a whole other entity

[@basil6060]

i laughed so hard when the dumpling thing exploded

[@Cleanthefloors]

😭

[@sum1inalotoffandoms]

the look of sheer disbelief on coopers face when the dumpling exploded says it all

[@PM-qk1td]

His underwhelmed reaction to the dumpling cream made it look like he rehearsed that mess clip. 😭

[@dumbodirectioner28]

The chaotic nature of drunk coopers decisions is my favourite thing ever

[@gracebonifabulous]

I just watched a terribly sad documentary and KNEW EXACTLY where to go to feel better afterward. thank you for your beautiful, golden retriever energy and your gorgeous hair.

[@maneskingirlie]

What documentary?

[@teressasays]

Lmao flash to a video he posted recently saying he HATES when people say golden retriever energy 😂

[@aries7369]

5:33 THIS IS GENUINELY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[@fugopilled]

cooper i am officially confessing my love to you. you are insanely funny and i scream when u post. thanks for being a silly little guy and being incredibly babygirl 🤞

[@thecrimsonking3823]

Oi back off 😡😡😡 /j

[@beastzaiirl]

Damn😨

[@ELA._.BORATED]

Get In line haha

[@lindseyscamerafilm]

stole the words out of my mouth 😭🤚

[@rae4007]

If y'all take cooper can I have Gus?

[@ellielou52]

I'm in tears, that entire dumpling scene, from start to finish, was perfectly perfect.

[@shannonbullock807]

“This is all you’re gonna get, this is all you’re gonna get!!” as if he hasn’t shown his WHOLE ASS on instagram already 😭

[@sadiethecatlady]

😭😭

[@kxx94]

LINK!! I NEED THE LINK😭😭 PLEASE I AM BEGGING😔😔

[@ryanlzma]

I lost my MIND when that dumpling exploded 😂😂 also please keep us updated on the necklaces! Tiger's Eye is my favorite stone and I've been wanting to incorporate it more in my accessories, so I'm beyond excited

[@seaglassinc]

Honestly I haven’t laughed this hard in over 2 years since I’ve started watching your channel. I regret many things, but not laughing at cooper buying shitty things while drunk

[@raeechil]

My guess with the wiener flame thrower is theres probably a hole in one of the feet. You'll fill it up with butane which you can get a can of at Walmart in the camping section or a smoke shop. Itll have a straw like tip that you'll insert into the hole and considering the size you'll probably just press the flame thrower down on the can for a second until its overflowing. But it'll just evaporate so fear not.

[@stephanierobinson606]

thank you, i was looking for someone to answer it

[@raeechil]

@@stephanierobinson606 my pleasure 😆 I was surprised no one had. Finally my stoner past had a purpose, that is, if he even reads it and puts his wiener flame thrower to good use.

[@MariaTex3]

There is a hole in one of the feet, you can see it for just a moment when he's going to put it away, I believe

[@raeechil]

​@@MariaTex3 way too chaotic of movements for my epileptic ass to notice but I hope so!

[@gwencere9383]

"tip" and "hole"??? 🤨

[@humanparadoxroro]

0:01 that jacket 😭 the kid who used to bully me in elementary school wore that every day

[@The_bigham]

OMG.. I had that jacket and would run around and scream at people scaring them-

[@Melodic_Amitola404]

SAME EXEPT MY BULLYS WAS A CREEPER

[@Noki_is_in-your-walls]

​@@Melodic_Amitola404SAME

[@l.s7577]

I read this comment while the ad was playing, and when the video started I absolutely lost it 💀

[@Nope-ldcanymore]

12:09 i dont think i’ve ever laughed that hard. Cooper really went from 😊😝🤪 to 🤨😟😨😰🤭

[@Noya._.0n-_-Paws]

I’m laughing at half past 12 am at this, i hope my parents don’t notice XD

[@anniew-uz7nb]

I absolutely love the chaotic nature of this video 😂 and the editing is on point

[@SecretlyWill]

Gus is the sweetest boy Edit: he’s a lil poop puncher

[@star.sh0tt]

i love how he used to bleep himself and now all coop does is yell fuck

[@sardonikai]

timestamp for cooper being daddy's toy: 12:14

[@Nani-yd1hq]

When I tell you I breathed out of my nose so hard

[@peggydapegleg]

I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING AT THE AGGRESSIVE DUMPLING SMOOSHIN’

[@aru_.]

THE FOAM PART MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINS STRAIGHT 😭😭

[@rootbeerforever14]

11:55 the immediate karma 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@rikkicrowder7134]

Cooper is so cute and funny but absolutely fucking batshit insane 😭

[@nataliehayden8051]

cooper is the only person who can look beautiful while wearing a “daddy’s toy” collar

[@jagodanowak6351]

I felt like I'm watching Deadpool doing an unboxing of the most random stuff

[@CiaLaVirago]

FOR REAL

[@baileydarling4429]

Well, he does do an awesome Ryan Reynolds impression.

[@InnocentNoodle]

7:55 I've watched this like 10x but I'm not horny I swear 💀 I'm just cry laughing at your face and the "thisisallyou'regonnagetthisisallyou'regonnagetthisisallyou'regonnaget-" 😂😂😂

[@lanzapilled]

7:49 i screamed gyatt oh my lord

[@Kay_Kay55]

Drunk cooper fr said “How bad can i be?”

[@nataliedibbernluv]

iM jUsT bUiLDinG tHe eCoNOmYyyy

[@Lil_Anxiety_Bean]

As a band kid myself, I believe the instrument thing at 10:36 is supposed to play like a trumpet (buzzing your lips against it) but its probably not gonna work due to the cheap factor

[@Leooftheworld]

I just want to say thank you Cooper. I’ve been struggling so much with my mental health, and I’m currently having a full crying session just because you said I was also a part of weirdo nation. I know it’s sounds stupid but just me knowing I have a safe space is such a big thing for me. Thank you Cooper, and the rest of the community. :)

[@allietheotaku]

Hang in there 💕💕 I hope your day is going well!!

[@tabuni.notfound7770]

okay 1) you need a can of butane to fill the lighter. the little hole in the bottom will line up with the straw shaped top of the butane can. 2) the little finger condoms are for covering your fingers if you have a bandaid on a cut. we used them in food service to make sure we didn’t contaminate food with blood from any cuts or burns on our fingers (which we got often). it keeps the bandaid from coming off cause you constantly change gloves in food service and itll rip the bandaid off

[@thechaoticblondie]

this video and “i needed the milk mom” from lily manor will forever be the most iconic parts of your chanel

[@justDiana247]

We need to protect this man at all costs.

[@LinkPizza]

The hat, necklace, and short shorts will go together so well.

[@PlantBasedLaughter]

All this can be explained by the fact that when you were drunk you know you could not breathe you were laughing so hard and just had to buy it. Love your videos and everything!

[@Lili.prplmoon]

I don’t think you understand how many times I rewatched the squishy exploding on your face and how every time I would cry because I laughed so much

[@char13741]

me at 12:17 pausing the video and laughing my ass off for 20 minutes and then coming back still giggling

[@Copycat2637]

Okay, I just watched this video and I have to say, it's the most hilarious online shopping adventure I've ever witnessed! 😂🛒 I can't believe the crazy stuff you managed to find on Aliexpress while being drunk! The sheer audacity to order a unicorn onesie, a singing fish, and a life-sized cardboard cutout of a celebrity is absolutely priceless. 🦄🎣🌟 It's a good thing you have a sense of humor because those purchases are definitely going to make for some unforgettable memories! 🤣 Thanks for sharing your wild escapades, and here's a virtual cheers to drunken online shopping adventures! 🍻🛍

[@Lilith-ss5dq]

you type like a facebook mom

[@erniefofernie]

Did an AI write this?

[@janae.nae15]

Ai??? yo chat gpt?

[@hxannxhh]

@@Lilith-ss5dq LMFAO

[@Bully_Biscuit]

12:21 this is the perfect time to screen shot. That shirt, that collar, the white stuff on ur face. I’m crying

[@rueoliver]

“Ordered a $#*% ton… sorry about cussing. I ordered a f ton” I ruined my eyeliner listening to him😂

[@melqniexo]

11:49 i will indeed be showing this to my future children

[@d0pi]

12:01 Understandable Mr Coopa have a great day

[@laidy2468]

Cooper i fucking cried when the dumpling exploded everywhere. I was hysterical before but that just pushed me over the edge. Thank you for this delightful and chaotic video

[@Bookish_Chaos4]

No but why was the dumpling thing so funny? I actually cried lmfao

[@peachypear8765]

12:53 Cooper, I would be concerned and ask what on earth happened to your hand, but with all the stuff you've done (ie. The black eye, getting a lightbulb stuck in your gob, this video in general) I can't say I'm surprised.

[@creature3631]

its either from the boxing, or him fighting his demons in his sleep

[@peachypear8765]

@@creature3631 probably the latter

[@moonlady6639]

7:52 Not me DRUNK 🍺🥂watching this rewinding because u said u DIDNT WANT THAT 😂😂😂 I’m not even thirsty lmao even tho u are fine sir 😂😂😂💅

[@savvyisburning]

you made my day when that dumpling came on you, really didnt expect that either lol

[@Rosie_owo]

We need more drunk cooper buying stuff off Ali express

[@b0nkers.666]

THE DUMPLING PART HAS ME DYING 💀😭 i love u cooper

[@ratsattack1546]

10:41 im pretty sure you would buzz i to it like you would a brass instrument, the mouth piece looks pretty simular to a trumpet mouth piece

[@m.a.w.]

In the famous words of Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation- “you think a depressed person could make this- no!”

[@maydoubled]

I like that drunk you still knows how to color coordinate your outfits. Your necklace and your shoes match.

[@heeding.the.huldra]

10:50 this cut had me giggling for a solid minute

[@gracieray3081]

I’ve been binge watching all your videos and the dumpling exploding killed me. Love ya and everything you do cooper

[@floorcollapsing]

I would like to greet you yet again. I'm excited to see your antics in your newest upload. It's quite funny so far. I hope this message finds you well, deepest sympathies for your drunk shenanigans. - Ronald

[@jalyssa0048]

Thank you Ronald!

[@DinoNuggetss02]

I got the hiccups from laughing at the dumpling breaking

[@lizukaa5456]

2:15 The things for fingers unlocked some childhood memories. We used to cut the bottleneck and put one of these on it, then load it with dry rowan berries or small rocks, then pull and release to shoot

[@jaydiamond3541]

"I hit 100k subs...* Cooper with 1m subs:

[@Fluff_Noodles]

0:50 he is such a character 💖💘💖💘💞💕💞💓💞💖💘💞💖💞💘💘💗💗💗

[@hoo00oo00t]

7:45 🎶This-is-all-your-gonna-get 🎶This-is-all-your-gonna-get 🎶This-is-all-your-gonna-get 🎶

[@jaxscales6158]

The level of chaos in this video is top notch 😂

[@ri_ology494]

i laughed so hard at the dumpling part i had to use my inhaler

[@LMMAOOO2000]

4:27 i saw a guy at a music festival wearing that exact shirt 😭

[@tangerine2]

12:12 , I got chu babes, here's where the dumpling came 💀 💀

[@j-ghostie]

I’m literally in love with your humor

[@Savasaurus42]

12:13 I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I CAN'T FREAKING BREATHE, THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN'T EVEN SDSABHNNJN RFJ

[@katnissgranger1522]

Thank you so much for making so many fun videos for us to watch! They always make me laugh!

[@woolzem]

You didnt just wear the collar, you felt what it was like to be Daddy's Toy Hard to get that stuff outta hair

[@zazmaniandevil_]

"that's the ancient greeks ain't it???" - Cooper after referencing Italian things

[@Peeeeencil]

I am crying at the dumpling part

[@moon6036]

Me drinking while watching drunk Cooper making bad choices💁🏻

[@tayissah]

i've replayed like 20 times just to see the flabbergasted look on your face when the dumpling breaks

[@icarus2380]

I got one of those chokers from claire's like an eternity ago and just wanted to let you know you can slide the letters off and turn the word into whatever you want to make it less weird, or knowing your internet persona, weirder

[@Mysteriofreeflying]

Ah yes, ‘white stuff’ spraying onto his shirt that has Bugs Bunny and Lola and wearing a choker that says: ‘Daddys toy’ that definitely doesn’t look suspicious.

[@armadilaur]

i've been binging your videos, never thought i'd be in time for this one 😭