I got held hostage so much they put a warning label next to my name

/ coconutrts

[@clux5305]

I love how they call it an "ego battle" when the only ones acting self-important are them.

[@kingkleb]

Also, Coconut is definitely not in it for an ego battle. He is the shield that protects the rest of us by taking all the damage.

[@itsOasus]

@@kingkleb him and spook are doing God's work

[@hunterblainauthor]

We are all the heroes of our own story, and never the villain. I have to remind myself of this whenever I see ridiculous crap like that :p

[@quirda77]

Enjoys wasting his time? He litterally switches to a different console the second they try jumping into a new game immediately. It's not like he's staring at the screen the full time like the other people are.

[@snapees]

Well yes that is correct.... they are battling egos.... so not incorrect on either account?

[@AirLight1646]

“Enjoys wasting 2 hours of his life” says the hackers who waste all their time holding people hostage in a video game instead of playing it

[@marconde897]

Not only time, but money for the hacking program and the steam accounts they make to buy the game over and over again. These people are like furries, they get money from places nobody knows

[@Ben_of_Milam_Music]

@@marconde897 even better is that the streamer is literally making money off of the hackers lmao

[@itookaonabookanyway7385]

@@marconde897 so it turns out they don't need money for the steam accounts they instead just use Epic Games, they use an exploit in Epic Games to generate free DBD games to play and if that gets patched they already stalk piled a bunch of accounts during Epic Game's free DBD week the Hacking program is only for the script kiddies and does indeed cost money monthly but the people who make the program actively cheat as well which means it costs them almost no money and just some time waste developing a program and then wasting their lives away at flying around and locking another person's game up for 2 hours (they can run mutliple clients as well so when streamers say "at least they aren't attacking someone else" its mixed, if its a script kiddie (i.e a person who buys cheats) they'll probably not resort to multiboxing DBD and so at most they waste their own time, if they multibox, they can run many instances of DBD (stripping the graphics away to gain some performance using cheats) and harass other streamers at the same time or the very least continue to bully other players while the streamer they lock up is held hostage

[@itookaonabookanyway7385]

@@marconde897 tl;dr: BHVR FIX YO STUFF

[@ba-a-a]

Well, he's right, now hacker forces streamer to play something else and lose viewers. All while "hacker" literally watches his Netflix or something.

[@charnov]

If you ever feel useless, just remember DBD has an anti cheat

[@marcmil4064]

client side anti-cheat is essentially useless as you can see. Nevertheless developer still (presumably?) pay money to put stuff like easy anti cheat into their games. I want to cry.

[@charnov]

@@marcmil4064 At this point, I'm starting to think it's bhvr that is selling the cheats. Is it really that complicated to code something so that it kicks anybody performing impossible shit? Like running at 2000% speed or bubbas throwing hatchets?

[@P0PG03S]

Easiest Anti-Cheat would be the one that compares the maximum game values to values the player gets.

[@charnov]

@@P0PG03S Easy anti-cheat's job is to check the game files to see if there's nothing suspicious, except it doesn't find anything because the devs don't know what to look for. Keeping the values in check is bhvr's job

[@Snipex01ITA]

@@charnov Isn't the problem that the cheats bypass those controls?

[@simp1ysa1ty]

What Coco and Spooknjukes both do to the groups that target large CCs is pure fucking gold. When they take the game hostage, they're just as much wasting their own time as they're wasting your time, only when you embarrass them, they end up benefitting you and your audience for a good laugh, while receiving nothing in return.

[@kingmidasxynopyt]

They don’t waste spooks time, he just gets another console

[@kingmidasxynopyt]

Because spooks is unstoppable

[@simp1ysa1ty]

@@kingmidasxynopyt exactly. Homie just whips out the hacker cam and makes fun of them while he continues to game

[@kingmidasxynopyt]

​@@simp1ysa1ty Don't forget the clown heads

[@NotJarrod]

Unfortunately wasting time is exactly what these people love doing. That's what they get out of it. Whoever they snipe still cant play the game they actually want to play. Idk if things even work like this, but I just wish the people distributing or making these cheats would just get tracked down and have the book thrown at them. I'm pretty sure it's against ToS and can get people in legal trouble if a company feels like the person is losing them money. All I can say is it would be so satisfying to see the sorry faces of the losers who pull this stuff, finally being punished for causing such trouble to people. I looked it up and apparently this can happen. Epic apparently sued a 14 year old who was mass distributing cheats, and they settled that. So it doesnt even matter if these are just teenage turds, BHVR could totally sue if they wanted. Would make a great example to others of why they shouldnt go down the path of being a cheater.

[@hardpaco]

Hackers: "Enjoys wasting 2hrs of his life" Also hackers: I'm gonna hold him hostage for 2hrs

[@Sahbla]

They're just pissed he wins the ego offs lol

[@user-cherry7]

And the streamer at least gets paid

[@frendlycriptid6168]

They only say he waisted 2 hours is cause the hacker couldn’t sit there for 2 hours. Otherwise they’d say “look at how we trolled this streamer for 2 hours before he left”

[@estrelaplatinada6506]

and fun​@@user-cherry7

[@vanillaicecream2385]

he's the one getting paid for that too

[@Gemarald]

Hacker: *Holds coconut Hostage.* Coconut: "Alright fine!" *Boots up other games, and has debatabley more fun than some comp dbd games.* Hacker: "Wait that's illegal!"

[@zackmash851]

yeah coconut streams DBD for the viewers who love it, not because he loves it. you can tell some days he gets stressed out by it. he genuinely loves power washing though lmao

[@deathbyping]

Man definitely has a new found lovr for power wash simulator

[@hiyourerickrightimnegan.3788]

link?

[@bigdaddysquare7278]

BHVR going out of their way to pick and choose certain streamers to give privileges to instead of investing in an actual anticheat is exactly what I'd expect at this point

[@gorkemaykut5230]

As much as I like to shit on bhvr unfortunately cheaters have way too much more money and man power compared to bhvr

[@bigdaddysquare7278]

@@gorkemaykut5230 I don't know much about how you'd actually go about it, but it doesn't seem too difficult to just put a hard limit on things like movement or force the game to end x seconds after the egc timer

[@gorkemaykut5230]

@@bigdaddysquare7278 to roughly explain they are bypassing the security altogether so those hard limit is not calculated cause the system doesn't see them moving that fast This is not my expertise so I can't talk big but fighting against cheaters is just a losing battle cause you cant win against something destroy by building up more thing There is also the problem of in game perks giving you the ability to do crazy things like running at 500% speed etc so hard limit is not always healthy either cause it can give false negatives Of course there can be improvements but they are working faster than bhvr so it's hard to catch up

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@gorkemaykut5230 The problem of dbd and why dbd has so big problems with implementing anti cheat is that you play client side, so server can't really check if your input is valid. Of course, you could cheat when game is server side, but it's much harder and easier to detect. @edit, not to mention that there are such things like no end switch for a round. There is end game collapse, but it forces survivors into dying animations and game ends on "everyone is dead" trigger... so yeah, it's just bad. Like add a trigger that when additional 30 seconds pass, it just ends the round

[@thedoomslayer5863]

@@gorkemaykut5230 a end game collapse timer would at least do away with hostage situations. Even if the hacker could mask them moving at 5000 movement speed the game could still send the server data that it has gone past the end game collapse timer and to end the match. I don't think they can interfere with that function. So at least if the normal player can let the survivors do gens or kill them then close hatch they can get out

[@sorin_markov]

Coco when he downs 3 people in 6 cross-map snipes: "MAXIMUM PRESSURE!!!"

[@Thiccjimbobway]

"ego" like they're not the ones forcing you to stay for 2+ hours because they suck at a video game so they paid $50 to have hacks and still suck at the game

[@LycanFerret]

Don't forget the Survivors can 100% end the game whenever they feel like it. The only reason a game with an AFK Killer lasts 2 hours is because the Survivors are refusing to leave holding the game hostage. That is 100% on them. They could do all the gens in under 6 minutes and then leave in another 45 seconds.

[@justabloke7222]

@@LycanFerret yes, but im not tryna play a game where it’s not fair for both sides. It’s not fun that way. It’s like playing against afk ghost face 20 times straight. There’s no fun in that

[@LycanFerret]

@@justabloke7222 When there's cheaters it's not fun for anyone. Just get the game over with faster for yourselves and let the cheater sit there post EGC waiting with the AFK killer for hours. It's less likely you'll join a lobby with a cheater if they're messing around with someone who gave up. The only other option in this scenario is either you leave and get a D/C penalty, or the Killer leaves and gets a D/C penalty ending the game.

[@justabloke7222]

@@LycanFerret It’s not supposed to happen in the first place dude…

[@zackmash851]

@@LycanFerret the survivor? you mean the hacker, right? because other survivors cant do a thing in this situation to help the killer

[@MrAxedead]

That's what happens when you don't get enough attention as a child, you start "hacking" a game like DbD just so you can hold streamers hostage and get some attention that way.

[@gorkemaykut5230]

You mean paying someone else to be able to download some cheat codes Hacking is a way too sophisticated matter for them

[@unknownuser4816]

@@gorkemaykut5230 the can't do math let alone coding lmao

[@MrAxedead]

@@gorkemaykut5230 That's why I said "hacking"

[@shroomer3867]

Hacking is literally fatherless behavior

[@justaguywithapowerpole]

but they arent egtting attentio nthey not egtting famous they just getting banned

[@pawncube6787]

I bet the hackers are big fans of Coconut and want to watch him play other games and this is the only way they can get him to do that.

[@fredrik5832]

Exactly, they just want him to play their favorite game that they put thousends of hours into, Powerwash Simulator. Can’t blame them.

[@roccoon9892]

I hate how people call them “hackers” when they’re anything but. They’re cheaters who waste 100$ on game codes. They’re not hackers, they’re certified losers. Loser™️

[@momoh3334]

@@fredrik5832 "maximum pressure".

[@Nolangames-ep8up]

I love it when cheater feels are getting hurt

[@BHNZsam]

Had some subtle cheater giving his whole team like 4% speed increase reveal himself after I bodied their entire team and coincidentally left him bleeding out on the floor last and closing hatch in his face, at the last second before dying to his timer he did the hook thing Little rat didn't bother holding me hostage past the EGC though because he knew being held hostage for 10 hours wasn't going to be worth it when I'm not a streamer Weak willed dogs

[@mrksimka1159]

Shame that unlike dogs they can't be legally put down. Sorry not sorry

[@Helena-me6mp]

@@mrksimka1159 report lmao

[@Snipex01ITA]

@@Helena-me6mp Doesen't work, at this point BHVR put it in just to give us a place to rant

[@thedoomslayer5863]

I'm surprised he didn't just insta escape. But yeah typically they won't hold you or I hostage they want the reaction. If you're not live or have TTV in your name they will not "waste their time" on you. They would rather just instant win against you then peace out and try to stream snipe someone

[@dallasneedsamedicbag8208]

@@Helena-me6mp you could literally join a dev playing dbd and get him held hostage for 5 hours, and still not get banned

[@kidninja8331]

The warning next to Coco's name proves these script kiddies actually feel attacked and dislike going after Coco if they have to warn each other that Coco has more will power then them lmfao

[@SylvieTheCuteSylveon]

This man's the Technoblade of DBD, he literally is positive as hell in bad situations and goes full on "You're not holding me hostage, I'm holding you hostage" with his psychology warfare XD

[@skyretiredtimetraveler2061]

Don't say that, we don't want Coconut to die

[@dazeo4393]

@@skyretiredtimetraveler2061 its a compliment. not a threat my guy. nobody who actually watches coconut wants him to die.

[@mrdubbs9877]

I think a good solution is that after 20-25 minutes of being in a game you can disconnect without penalty. At that point the killer is most likely camping a 3 Gen and it's basically unwinnable, survivors are hiding in lockers/very hard to find places and have given up, or you're being held hostage by a hacker.

[@CyntaxPC]

I think a fix would be even simpler. It wouldn't be hard to add a little bit of code that counts how many times you've entered the hooked or dying state, as well as the total time you've spent in those states. If you exceed 3 hooks, or spend more than 2 or 3 minutes either hooked or bleeding out, the game should allow you to leave

[@mrdubbs9877]

@@CyntaxPC also a great solution didn't even think of that

[@CyntaxPC]

@@mrdubbs9877 The problem is that I can think of something like that with a high school, self-taught level of programming knowledge and bhvr can't. Here's hoping they learn Fog Whisperers aren't their entire community

[@StreamFamily]

Bhvr after figuring out that giving fog whisperers the ablity to leave matches doesn't actually fix the hacking problem:😡😡🤬🤬

[@snestendo]

See, we've discussed this before. the only issue would be bhvr's easily accessible code which would make it so hackers would gain iy and use it to auto end the match instead of having to go through the process of running through the gate end line. Which probably means they would stream snipe someone and then constantly enter their games to end them over and over.

[@anthonyochoa2955]

When will they learn that they don't hold Coconut hostage? Coconut holds them hostage.

[@itzKidDope55]

JRM was right when he said about killers needing to get that “PRESSURE” in order to win, just in the sense of a better pressure nozzle 🤣

[@The_Anti-Guide]

For anyone who wasn't there during the Fall Guys one at least The hacker threw in the towel at the one hour mark

[@rhythm-l5811]

"I'm gonna held them hostage so they can't terrorize other players" And that's, a new sub.

[@camelliascholl6564]

coconut: finds something better to do with his time cheaters: "oh my god I can't believe he would waste my... i mean waste his time like that"

[@Midnight_x_Sin]

They try to call you out for being an “ego warrior” and yet they’re the ones who started the battle in the first place @.@ it’s like if they slinged poop at you, and you just picked up their poop and threw it back at them and then they get mad you threw poop at them @.@

[@reversezoom4285]

What lol 😂

[@joe8469]

@IllIIIIllIlIllIlIIIllllIIIlIlIllIllIIIllIlIIllIlII a good one

[@Midnight_x_Sin]

@IllIIIIllIlIllIlIIIllllIIIlIlIllIllIIIllIlIIllIlII a great one 😎

[@justabloke7222]

I was gonna like but you use those dumb typed faces so I was like nah

[@YukiColburn]

Me is monke, and me understand this analogy. Me like analogy I just had to do this one lol

[@vladspellbinder]

Calling them "hackers" gives them too much credit, they just install a program that does all the work for them. I really hate cheaters in this game.

[@gr1m720]

script kiddies is the best term

[@Dark_Tale]

Really should make it so that after 20 minutes, the killer can go and just hit the switch, open the door. That way they can't get held hostage. The game at that point will either kill the hacker or end no matter what.

[@sorin_markov]

The hackers can stay in the game once EGC has ended tho

[@wwemonkey619]

@@sorin_markov it should auto end after EGC

[@midnightvibes5485]

@@sorin_markov Or all people will disconnect after the EGC.

[@jay-xp1vo]

@@sorin_markov true; they should make it so that if EGC ends the game should always go to stats screen no matter what

[@Ana-ew8nk]

They cannot track match time, and hackers can stay post-EGC.

[@lemiowo2001]

Well makes me glad they at least know their gonna get taken as a hostage.

[@Memo-yh4nc]

It’s weird. They managed to do a huge stealth ban on cheaters a few months ago and the game was hacker free for a while. Rather than quit though, these people decide to come back. What drives these people to do this?

[@Alyrael]

Their mama didn't love them enough.

[@mortisisnecroborn6400]

it's the only way for them to feel something, they could play any other game or learn to be good at dbd but no they are so bad that they can just cheat

[@thedoomslayer5863]

Some get bored of normal DBD so they experiment with this stuff. But then they get used to that as their new normal so now normal DBD becomes unbearable to them. So they now "have to" keep cheating in order to have any fun at all. So now if u ban them they are 100% motivated to buy another cheap steam account for DBD and begin again

[@tomisjoblom5998]

Game was free on epic so cheaters have like 10-30 accounts now to cheat on for free.. They were offline just the time the real hackers could update the cheat so anticheat doesnt detect it. How saw is that

[@IosifStalinsendsyoutoGulag]

The will to ruin this rotten game even more because the devs deserve it

[@ashleyp4847]

Not CoCo telling us to spend time reading DbD fanfics to pass time while being held hostage

[@Arianime]

The fall guys and cleaning motorcycle transition is hilarious to me, my humor is broken

[@tifiyn640]

Put an emphasis on the "Her". This implies that all the hackers are literally simps. Edit : Probably makes sense, they are the type to sell their liver for even the smallest piece of clout and attention.

[@Ball_fondler.]

The person who says He wastes 2 hours of his time in an ego battle is the type of person to wipe cheeto dust onto their couch.

[@DuneCrescent]

Some people never come back from Narnia. That insecure hole in their ego goes on forever.

[@ryokiritani4187]

This is some insane creep shit to have a literal spreadsheet with people you want to harass. Behavior needs to get their shit together asap

[@rottenfruit7833]

When I was younger I used to love COD, eventually I got so fed up with the cheaters I joined the military just to get a fair fight. Years later I get into DBD and once again it is so full of cheaters that... wait a minute. Oh boy here I go killing again.

[@C0rruptedSpY]

honestly we need a documentary on the mindset of cheaters, like those psychological documentaries . It’s would be pretty interesting

[@user-sb7wj1vn4x]

damn that "super nice, don't be mean to her" i smell the simp till here

[@dioguito]

Whenever I think into going back into this, I watch a coconut video, get my fun and I'm done : )

[@taskendeer]

*Gets hacker(s) in game* ''None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!''

[@mint.6068]

It jollies my jellies when CoconutRTS combats hackers with very low, very destructive attention spans with his own much lower, much more destructive attention span

[@FelixTsang]

This is the spirit, turning a bad situation into content, make a KZbin video out of it

[@Gates_Boxing]

Coconut holding the hackers hostage… beautiful

[@tristenpolinek1302]

Honestly my favorite part about all of this, is while coconut is making money for his family, these hackers are spending upwards of 30 bucks a month just to spend 2 hours watching a guy do other things than pay attention to them

[@MedKittOneri]

cant believe it cheaters are cucks

[@s_sanny]

This person randomly popped up on my home page and I already love him LMAOOO

[@rabbidguarddog]

I love you freaking CCs they creative ways you are getting back at hackers is insane.

[@makbones3481]

In the art of war, never surrender your ego.

[@justatire357]

While I don't know if this is possible, something I think could help with stopping hackers from holding games hostage is if they made it so that if the countdown that starts when the exit gates are open, when it reaches zero it starts a count down that lasts for I don't know like 20-30 seconds and if the match is still going, then the game forcefully ends the match and sends all players to the end game screen.

[@davidlewis1418]

"Will waste 2 hours of his life through ego battle." They might have a point IF 1) Streaming and video content wasn't a source of income and 2) They weren't do the exact same thing as Coconut, but they're NOT getting paid for it lol.

[@GenericUserName443]

Holding the cheaters hostage by playing another game, well done!

[@ch-jg2zv]

I like how hackers tried to ruin your stream quality by holding you hostage but ended up making you so much popular. Credits to you for making this mess into a joke and a quality content.

[@avy244]

MAXIMUM PRESSURE

[@magic277killer]

i think at this point they should add a bandaid fix to solve the hostage problem, like as part of an update, if the endgame collapse triggers, the killer will have the ability to disconnect from a match without receiving a matchmaking ban penalty, it may not solve the entire problem but at least killers would have a way to escape from being held hostage

[@jknMEMES]

The fact they wrote "hawt", just makes me think these cheaters are little hard 15-year-olds. "Cutieee xoxoxo UwU"

[@BrobjeV]

i want hackers in jail, mostly in showers, picking up soap

[@ObidiahGoldshekelsteinovitz]

This is why I love Coco.

[@Arthera0]

behaviour better be panicking and trying to find a solution. the fact that this is so easy to do is ridiculous.

[@kennethling5660]

Maximum pressure-CoconutRTS🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

Most killer mains: pressure gens Coconuts: pressure (washes) hackers

[@rex74t]

He says “enjoys wasting 2 hours” like if he had anything better to do

[@thunk6681]

Crazy how they call it an ego battle when they are the ones going out of their way to pay for cheats in a game then proceed to hold people hostage in said video game.

[@RaffoPhantom]

"We need to play the psychological game. MAXIMUM PRESSURE" - Society

[@Doncroft1]

He power washed the cheaters' patience down to the bone.

[@lord_nem3sis]

Legendary how HE is the one who hold the hacker hostage.

[@delayeddeloy7761]

3:24 their solution is: "You aint a fog whisperer? You snooze, you lose sowwyyyyyyyy"

[@Insanity-vv9nn]

These kind of peaple are the best antidepressants.

[@MedicineMan55]

This is what victory looks like.

[@ninpo-2103]

They know, but they do it over and over again. They never learn.

[@foxthetheif6148]

I just love that spread sheet lol. Be nice to this person, don't waste you time on this one.

[@reso7675]

it was a mistake to close my eyes while coconut was grunting to powerwash simulator gameplay.

[@edfreak9001]

hackers will constantly harass you for hours and then legitimately think something is wrong with you if you ever take any steps to prevent them from messing with you

[@pharaohthutmosis7803]

take some inspiration from the irish candyman and find these people and challenge them to a boxing match with serious consequences in real life

[@hufjgoiz]

I need to know what that red blur is next to DieHardDiva’s name because they needa stay away from my girl!

[@bappo795]

It's not an ego battle, it's just finding something else to do... how pathetic

[@DillonMeyer]

Ego battle like Coconut has psionic powers or something lmao

[@OrderAndDEATH]

A solution to the held hostage situation is simply add an if statement into the games code to where if there are still players left in the game after the end game collapse happens, they can DC without a penalty and keep the progress they made in the game. I’m actually surprised the game doesn’t already do this

[@ProSkillzttv]

And now with the new perk to let people stay in the hook longer 👀

[@ambushbugz]

Now we need a 'wasting hackers time' series!!!!

[@RikuwOblivion]

I just want to see what that list looks like in full.

[@Camelotsmoon]

4:50 lmfao, idk why I find that so damn funny, but turning Meg into juice made me lol so hard 😂😂. That poor meghead, she never asked for this.

[@lazyinvadershiya8320]

Id love to see this full spreadsheet

[@BartholomewBingleton]

Same thing with killers leaving you on the floor for 5 minutes. There needs to be a "concede" button for both sides

[@flegmaniac3462]

There are maps with horrible hook placements. If you cant put them on hooks, and they're constantly running to the same edge of the map, what am i supposed to do with them?

[@MrBlainev]

Maximum pressure! 😂

[@kakutasubeats]

I came in here with no context and really thought this was like some kind of swatting or stalking thing

[@jiggyjig231]

Oh god Myers went super Saiyan on your ass to assert dominance.

[@Sushiwooshi123]

I remember being a killer being held hostage just recently by a hacker with them using milkywaycheats for 45 minutes. During that whole time I went to play some other game, grab a snack, chill, go on my phone, ect. as the hacker finally gave up with his little game and finally ended it to the score screen. His loss not mine 🤷‍♀️

[@Maxymus]

oddly how they left a nice message under the female streamer simps... It's pathetic that they have this god-complex, but at the end of the day, they're wasting their time, money and sanity, while the streamers just play other games and make ez content

[@spaghetti3010]

5:22 That dude just descended from heaven after turning on hacks.

[@tPlayerioT]

they literally can endgame check, just a check if endgame is finished but is taking longer than it should, end match.

[@sofka1365]

I lost it at the scott jund and zubat fanfics

[@kinroga]

love how the only thing they have done about cheaters is to hide them from streamers

[@DontDoTaxes]

They underestimate the power of Mario party DS

[@floofzykitty5072]

Do the hackers not realise that most people would be glad for an excuse to play any game but DbD

[@prizonier2]

I accidentally kept playing my PHONK music playlist through your video thinking it's your actual background audio. Just a heads-up, it would have been sick

[@Relevart9169]

Hackers are such good people. Being held hostage has allowed me to play other games and have way more fun than in dbd

[@electr0236]

There should just be some in game checks for this type of hacks, like endgame can only stay for a certain amount of time then the game ends

[@kushyskywalkr_yt1732]

Maximum pressure ! 😭

[@lesbianturnips9755]

Love the labeling of streamers they're going to mess with.

[@negascott1706]

maximum pressure

[@roccoon9892]

they should make it when the EGC timer ends, everyone gets booted out.

[@deathbringer9893]

5:48 when coco meets huntress

[@pimppimpping]

i see coco, i like, cuz he never disppoints

[@purple_1884]

I'm never gonna turn anonymous mode off once it's out