I Approved News Articles that Made People Riot - Headliner

[@RenniaTrayvold]

Gray: Less police means more beatings! *five minutes later* *Gray gets beaten to death.* Foreshadowing?

[@koala2075]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Spoilers!*

[@twinodoom]

The Void Or is it?

[@koala2075]

@@twinodoom No, yeah it's definitely still a spoiler.

[@didyoujustwhat]

Koala Or is it?

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@didyoujustwhat Or is it? **Vsauce music plays**

[@ethanlocke3604]

“Destroying lives is like baking a cake” -Gray 2019

[@Calkori]

He has made me and I shall destroy the world, that’s how it works

[@handyhelper8473]

Cool

[@handyhelper8473]

@ava umbreon/rose red I would. even though I don't like cake.

[@ethanlocke3604]

Let them eat cake

[@handyhelper8473]

@ava umbreon/rose red ok. You can have my piece. 🍰

[@soundsoul2968]

Wife dying on the floor saying "I need medicine I'm dying" Gray: eh, you'll be fine.

[@scottmantooth8785]

walk it off...it's just a sucking chest wound

[@damientonkin]

Welcome to gaslighting simulator 2019

[@maccychee3858]

"you're *cough* right, I guess"

[@bluebeka2458]

Kare: LET ME SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER, YOU JERK ASS!

[@ironduke5058]

@@scottmantooth8785 Why's a sucking chest wound so bad? I've heard it been used before and usually it means that the person's not gonna make it

[@beccapersephoneschneider1374]

"My Method is Chaos" -GrayStillPlays The Year Doesn't Matter

[@Crispy656forever]

The year doesnt matter, its every year, its every day

[@flyingpenguins102]

2020 Bich

[@rylieturman]

Adventure penguin, no, you mean 3409.

[@Miguel-yg2xx]

@@rylieturman no bro, we are in 836261618362518

[@luxuriousllama3140]

Dude it’s literally 1976. Oh dang. I forgot. We made time machines in the future

[@korvix9536]

“My method is chaos” -GrayStillPlays, 2019

[@scottmantooth8785]

chaos IS the meth-od of choice

[@andy56duky]

@@scottmantooth8785 the only high choice.

[@aztecman6352]

The same method the left use lies, hate and chaos.

[@cpanw]

May even: “my method is more chaos!” -gray still plays, 2020

[@ZoMTDU]

Dad wat are you doing here?

[@KKC97]

"Is this going to be a normal beating or a fatal beatin- that sound effect usually means fatal."

[@Joe_Potts]

"Nothing is on fire. This makes for a sad Gray." The channel summed up in ten words.

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

Or: If you don’t like destroying stuff, then don’t watch this.

[@FINFOXBOX]

*Click the "One about Florida Man"* One about Florida Man: *100%* I'm proud.

[@GrayStillPlays]

Great minds think alike.

[@emilypink1245]

GrayStillPlays I like Australia man..... that was my friends dad

[@FINFOXBOX]

@@GrayStillPlays Or fools never differ

[@seantaggart7382]

@@GrayStillPlays great minds HAVE BLUE FIRE FROM THERE HANDS #THEFUTUREISMODDED

[@invio5590]

Florida man isn't 100% anymore the world must be ending

[@gigip1952]

Imagine: Florida Man, his wife Florida woman and his daughter Florida Daughter

[@greatpower6063]

their names are Stabitha and daughter2.exe.

[@gigip1952]

@@greatpower6063 I'm watching it right now

[@lunadesert]

Great Power there was a first one?

[@yaboi1288]

She would be Florida Girl. Not Florida Daughter

[@haileycooley7026]

Don't forget thier crocodile, floridacrocodile

[@Sil-jm6iq]

Will Spleens run away from home and become pregnant in this one? Let's find out.

[@rohankishibe2985]

@@nebula5371 same lmao

[@spleens665]

YES-oh

[@sunnierfish1952]

@@spleens665 spleens my cats named after u

[@spleens665]

@@sunnierfish1952 very noble of you,I hope you treat those cats like royalty,otherwise it's just an insult to my name😌

[@wilfer4385]

Man I'm so happy -depression 2019 Every one of grays victims: I can agree with this statement

[@mdaslamhayat627]

100th like

[@Detec_]

402

[@youssefazab4472]

When I saw the title all I could remember is Gray's drone sniping the enemy.

[@thomaswiltherford9265]

@Juan Cortez Muro Why? It seems you are just a desperate person with no vids wanting validation..

[@blueninja012]

this game feels very similar to that one, but you're the first person I've seen that mentioned it

[@thomaswiltherford9265]

@blueninja012 I believe that you are correct, they are the exact same game! This is just further in the story.

[@blueninja012]

@@thomaswiltherford9265 really? how come the art style changed?

[@thomaswiltherford9265]

@blueninja012 I thought they were he same because at the end of each title it ends with “Headliner”, the game he is playing.

[@MrAlex_Raven]

15:35 Strangely that arc is fairly good. You started by hating on Non-mods, then slowly used your power to try to make amends; resulting in chaos, but a minority was protected. It benefited your family in that your promotion and medical coverage saved your wife's life, but in the end you paid for what you did with your life. That actually would make a somewhat decent film.

[@JetFan-qp6fr]

Gray! The game “They can’t stop us all” is on steam. You need to play it!

[@KodineKoma]

@a decent person most likely because it's gray

[@Calkori]

Keissean 89 *tru*

[@derickp2598]

Is it free ( I'm a cheap B*sterd)

[@scottmantooth8785]

Area 51 aliens have entered the comment thread

[@JetFan-qp6fr]

derick pacheco It is in fact free!

[@ex-navyspook]

Little did Gray know but he was predicting the future of journalism.

[@Matt-ot2kl]

“I don’t need a tutorial to know how to ruin lives.” -Gray 2019 If that dosent sum up this entire channel I don’t know what will

[@handyhelper8473]

Tutorials are for the weak.

[@GM.Nobody]

@@handyhelper8473 laughs in players that grind using tutorial loopholes

[@aldritchthewarlock4945]

@@GM.Nobody Exactly, the weaklings who result to filthy exploits and glitches.

[@tiredamphibian]

“More [insert word here], dammit” That’s basically a requirement for these videos

[@TheTrueRman]

More Florida Man Dammit!

[@GM.Nobody]

More game Devs watching my videos dammit

[@ZeldaMusic113]

"Stop complaining, we all get headaches!" As a chronic migraine sufferer, this hits way too close to home lol.

[@imphie]

I can't remember which, but I read it's closer to a stroke or seizure than a headake

[@dr.battlelandsyt9165]

shutup attention seeker

[@dr.battlelandsyt9165]

u dont knpw what it feels like

[@imphie]

... I get chronic migraines too

[@dr.battlelandsyt9165]

@@imphie talking 2 me?

[@charbach7491]

happy wife, happy life sad gray sad day

[@noawe_]

No one: Graystillplays: I caused extreme massacres and depression leading to the end of the human race

[@noawe_]

Pretty much

[@Kris-uf1dq]

@ava umbreon/rose red But i want to help kill

[@Kris-uf1dq]

@ava umbreon/rose red Por you, but I'm trained

[@GrayStillPlays]

I mean...modified people are living decently.

[@RemyWillard]

@@GrayStillPlays Except for Florida Man.

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

“So today we will make a accurate representation of Florida” “It’s Chinese real estate”

[@freezeboy13]

@Ale Lazo DIDN`T LAUGH 🐵

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Thats also an accurate reporting of the Metro Vancouver Region of Canada, except replace "Chinese" with "a minority of the rich 1st generation Chinese Canadians and rich Chinese foreigners that are not actually citizens". (A small percentage of the rich ethnically Chinese people screw over everyone else by buying up multiple homes each and not selling them or renting them out, the rest of the ethnically Chinese Canadian people included.)

[@angyd]

Juan Cortez Muro no

[@NoName-gh3sg]

@@angyd don't worry I reported him.

[@NoName-gh3sg]

@Ale Lazo don't worry I reported him.

[@supersoldierrcp]

I love this game!!! My daughter went to college, my wife got medical treatment, and I lived!!! However, I ended up burning the country down and I got the singer assassinated

[@matthewtucker2103]

Gary Golden? Jeannette Voerman? Someone's been playing Vampire: Bloodlines...

[@Thornbloom]

A nice little easter egg.

[@auqustfire]

Looked through the comments to make sure I wasn't remembering their names wrong, lmao

[@mgunter]

Gary Golden and Jenette Voeman is a reference to Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

[@wumbology6072]

I remember this game well... but it’s updated a lot since I’ve last seen it

[@darthjc4]

It seems.... different.

[@88werwolfhun88]

@@darthjc4 maybe cuz... Its an another game?

[@Quazex]

There's two games. Headliner and Headliner: Novinews, I think

[@CitrusTart0]

In this game you can ruin peoples lives Gray: WhErE dO i SiGn Up Edit: wow thanks for the 560 likes never had this many before

[@apple54345]

off-topic but can anyone explain to me the joke where people Uppercase every-other letter?

[@Calkori]

ava umbreon/rose red everywhere Just like where you are becouse you’re FREAKIBG EVERYWHERE

[@Saint_nobody]

@Juan Cortez Muro nah

[@itsya_boi4135]

@@apple54345 imagine every time you see that read it like someone is mocking someone

[@bluecube4899]

Gray:I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

[@linlupin]

"It's like a Starbucks, theres a protest across the street from another protest!" Oh man, I haven't heard someone reference that in a looooooooooooooooooooooong time

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

Fact: Gray's happiness is inversely proportional to the happiness of all other existences. If life is happy, Gray is sad. If life is sad, *_Gray is very, very happy._*

[@LoveRemains]

You know your life needs more meaning when watching Gray’s videos are the most looked forward to thing in your days.

[@dr.battlelandsyt9165]

'Why is the whole damn comment section writing like this' -Comment section 2019

[@tombexhill]

Florida Man containing Karen's since 2019. The world is a safer place.

[@emailname8624]

This is a 2018 game. The sequel was Novinews that he played a while ago.

[@zillastudios8430]

Alright....mabye next time u can not kill everyone Gray: not happening

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Lol the game NPCs knew and they killed Gray's player character before that happened

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@QuickSilverKitsune Lol. But seriously I think its just that Gray knows fully well that these are not real people, just images of fake people (or when real people are shown, actors playing characters) on a computer screen. Like he's just doing it for "comedic sociopathy" (pretending to be a sociopath for the sake of comedy.) Also before you r/whoosh me, know that I found your joke hilarious.

[@dylansickinger545]

“ and nothing is on fire, this makes for an unhappy Gray.”-Gray 2019

[@merely7206]

"We are here to make money" - GrayStillPlays 2019 EDIT: Thank you all for 100 likes! EDIT 2: NANI?! 258 LIKES?!

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Chaos Wing money makes the world go around or at least go to it's end.

[@cloudynuggets8606]

100 likes

[@jennmason4228]

Thats gray every year since he started KZbin. (I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GAMES)

[@insurrectionofthedamned803]

I need more of this. Gray throwing the world into pure chaos is a MUST on youtube🔥

[@someitguy2175]

OMG, it all makes sense now. Wr are living in a Grey's video!

[@Awvpd25]

When gray plays we all pay

[@starsiblings8235]

When Gray sees "Your princess is in another castle.", he chucks the toad out the window and makes Luigi do the next dungeon.

[@Idontevenknowlmmaoo]

Always the iconic “alright” in the beginning We love

[@squidgaurd6927]

Such an understanding doormat.

[@aznperson8]

I love how this turned out ironically true to Florida Man's insane meme lifestyle: "Florida Man saves family using classist discrimination, gets killed in act and proves he was right"

[@charliewaldock1667]

Really needed another one of your video to help with my depression now of all days- thank you Graystillplays. I really needed this today. Stopped me ending my life. (For now..)

[@someitguy2175]

Two years later, this is oddly familiar...

[@IONindustries627]

That Hey hey ho ho thing they were chanting was a reference to Evergreen College when the College tried to segregate students based on race and Bret Weinstien called out the Protestors "Hey hey ho ho Bret Weinstiens got to go" is what they chanted at him as he was being verbally attacked.

[@Nightweaver1]

I like how everything in this game looks like a poorly animated Walmart training video. If you work at Walmart like I do, you'll know exactly what I mean.

[@AidanMmusic96]

I think it's hilarious and amazing how many of Gray's "characters" and mentalities are entering into different games! Florida Man in Border Officer would be interesting!

[@mr.coffee6242]

*HongKong simulator 2019*

[@TallulahSoie]

You don't need to travel so far to find these shenanigans.

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

Except there is no tear gas, or any police at all. And the riots/protests are violent

[@arthurgabriel2625]

If there is gray, there is _disgrace_ and *DESTRUCTION*

[@TheSilversepiroth]

"Who would write articles like this?" [Mary Sue *REEEEs* in the distance]

[@darksideofthemoon488]

Can't wait till you do another version of Headliner.

[@twocvbloke]

"Headliner"? Nah, this is the Daily Mail Simulator... :P

[@nexusomega1]

I see a distinct lack of pipes in peoples hands... And nothing is on fire.... All these things make for a sad gray -2019

[@lordofthesages]

3:49 Is that a Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines refferance?

[@Chef_PC]

I could watch three or four more of these in a row.

[@mawr3i]

0:15 “destroying lives is like baking a cake..” me: *ITS A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE..*

[@TallulahSoie]

You didn't do the cooking by the book.

[@mawr3i]

TallulahSoie it’s so sad bc i think he used a messy recipe

[@NeoMatrixYT]

The Gattaca prequel looks awesome!

[@Delorean111]

Everyone else: there’s a method to my madness Gray: there’s a madness to my madness

[@AKA_Studios]

I love watching Gray play these games. Hope Gray does another part!

[@timmyturner327]

Gary: "my method...is chaos" We live in a society!

[@exfedeoarondain8114]

My two favorite characters, Florida man and spleens.

[@toriangel7351]

Gray is like Loki, always causing chaos

[@theextremeanimator4721]

Frantically, this is what some of the big journalism companies and most yellow journalism websites want.

[@jaydawg116]

This is absolutely ridiculous. Everyone knows Florida Man and Karen’s child is named Kyle.

[@Arcticfox030]

Oh hey another headliner game I missed this madness

[@ohmy1602]

yes. feed my need for chaos.

[@AgentB7]

Thanks Gray. Buying this game right now.

[@spirosalygizakis3686]

my grandfather's car when it first starts after 20 years 5:18

[@lduddy]

GrayStillPlays did all Florida Man can do to alert us to the Purist threat. Florida Man was a martyr.

[@TheGreatThicc]

Hol' up. What happened the 3D style from when he was in Novistan?

[@TheArklyte]

Makes me also wonder.

[@Jackrabbit6]

This is actually an older game. novinews is the sequel to this.

[@pvic6959]

if this channel was just this game. i would still be happy

[@superbrotv2491]

I just watched one of your species videos and now I'm convinced that you created the flood from Halo.

[@Tahkaullus01]

That....makes way too much sense.

[@Wishdreamerx]

I could definitely do with more episodes of this game!

[@cathatdress7393]

So there's this saying "there's a method to my madness" but with GrayStillPlays..... Gray: mY MetHoD iS MaDneSs!!!

[@liammontgomery1825]

I like how the names in the wedding headline are Gary Golden and Jeanette Voerman. Nice to see a Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines shout-out.

[@kaedenplayz884]

Game devs: You can become the news headliner and control what happens! Gray: WHERE DO SIGN UP TO RUIN LIFES P.S. I added the bad grammar to be funny.

[@benderrodriguez5425]

Who would've known this would acurately reflect society 11 months later?

[@unseeingrelaxedman348]

I wonder how the world feels about Florida man.

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Canadian man here. In general, we Canadians feel he's a fun yet dangerous guy to be around. Also we think he should stop eating bath salts and wrestling gators

[@funnyman540]

It's a sad day when you're rooting for Gray to win while he's starting riots and breaking families.

[@confusedpersonwithacatprof7865]

One minute in and we already have Florida man.

[@ryantaylor5324]

I love the headliner videos, keep up the good work.

[@SilverSmog]

"propaganda machine? YES WE ARE" 😂😂 -Gray 2019

[@lpsjewel]

this is feels so much, like certain resent events.

[@janinathaler6161]

Ah yes, everyones favorite characters! ..And Karen

[@totallynotadude7977]

There is always a method to the madness.

[@graywheatley5817]

Gray uploaded? Hold my newspaper dammit

[@ghoulred8352]

This feels like real life but less explosions and death but more burning

[@trashpanda3618]

Play world box! You can make pepole build towns then destroys it all and kill EM! You get to ruin their life. Edit:its a mobile game not a pc game Edit nr 2: like if you want him to see this!

[@Roperational_YT]

Gray: “Is YOUR grocer a filthy *CENSORED* ?” Me: “Yes, he is a filthy censored, thank you.”

[@ProReturns]

"to make the world a better place"... ~ Biggest lie ever!

[@ClingyParasite]

Florida Man sacrificed his own well-being for his families success, what a selfless trooper

[@UniGya]

You can either look at this as an allegory for racism and eugenics or you can look at it as an allegory for antivaxers and depending on which you decide it is determines if it’s a good game or not

[@djctrldesign]

Spleens is now in headliners sweet all hail the mighty spleens!!!!!!!

[@forestbrotherlt]

Gray can you play History simulstor or something to break it :D?

[@Masquerin]

Loving the little vampire the masquerade reference at 3:49

[@sky173]

It's amazing how much real-life goes into this game lol Those chalk outlines are p***s's lol

[@jjhake1]

GRAY! For your next Sims 4 episode. You should make a Bert Kreischer character. If you dont know him, he befriended the Russian Mafia. Just look up Bert Kreischer the machine. I think he fits in with Florida man and Australian man

[@trippwraze1509]

"WHERE DID THIS TREND COME FROM??????"- Me, 2019

[@MoronBoshi]

Stop, this isn't funny. The quotes are memed to hell like minecraft and 69 making them not funny.

[@trippwraze1509]

@@MoronBoshi I know. I'm using it against itself. But fr though, where'd it come from?

[@MoronBoshi]

@@trippwraze1509 I think some twitter post or something. I'm sure it will eventually be told.

[@nickhueper2906]

Ok mr beast

[@trippwraze1509]

@@MoronBoshi The first place I saw it was David Dobrik's new vlog. It filled the entire comment section.

[@sars910]

3:45 Gary Golden and Jeanette Voerman. That's a Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines reference.

[@corchaEkotte]

Ahhh, i do love when you play fox news simualtor 2019.

[@theworldsmith5489]

If I were in this game, a title of one of my articles would be “Is human modification giving you CANCER? Yes.”

[@olivercharles2930]

autism