I Got Stoned With My Mum | Respite

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From Russell Howard's Netflix Special, Respite, he talks about the time he got stoned with his mum and some the things she said...
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@sparrowwilson4514
@sparrowwilson4514 11 ай бұрын
His mum is hilarious. You can see where Russ gets it. 😂😂
@jessieb7290
@jessieb7290 11 ай бұрын
They need more shows together 🥰
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 10 ай бұрын
And the philosopher's stone he got from dad.
@TimRemViral
@TimRemViral 8 ай бұрын
@@JZsBFFthen who are the half blooded villains
@goliath_red1102
@goliath_red1102 11 ай бұрын
The look of total panic on Russell’s face when he said he wondered about dating a *boy* 😂😂
@jamessheehy4895
@jamessheehy4895 11 ай бұрын
Channel 4 documentary soon 😂😅
@JaredLS10
@JaredLS10 11 ай бұрын
All those Jimmy Saville jokes got in his head.
@王艺璇-w3k
@王艺璇-w3k 11 ай бұрын
Freudian slip lol
@SpacenSpooks
@SpacenSpooks 11 ай бұрын
Gym slip 😅🤣@@王艺璇-w3k
@teddieprox2307
@teddieprox2307 10 ай бұрын
​@@jamessheehy4895??
@JustASleepySloth
@JustASleepySloth 11 ай бұрын
For anyone curious cows have plenty of emotional range and are extremely sweet they have very strong herd bonds.
@emordnilap4747
@emordnilap4747 11 ай бұрын
They have best friends, and babysit for each other.
@IMightJustGetMe
@IMightJustGetMe 11 ай бұрын
And I'm sure they've told you that themselves......
@jonmiller6787
@jonmiller6787 11 ай бұрын
Those are all metaphors scientists use to explain animal behaviors. It isn't a literal best friend relationship. They're cows, not people. They're fine with us farming and cooking and eating them.
@zenleeparadise
@zenleeparadise 11 ай бұрын
​@@jonmiller6787they aren't "fine" with it they're just stupid and have no clue what's happening.
@rosey_ie
@rosey_ie 11 ай бұрын
@@jonmiller6787And I’m sure they’ve told you that themselves….
@RhamanaChan
@RhamanaChan 11 ай бұрын
11 years since my dad's gone, it still gets me every now and then but the sentiment "grief is like the ocean" is incredibly true. But its true, we're here then we're gone, as long as we can say at the end of it we are happy with what we've done, thats all that matters.
@nitzyblack6143
@nitzyblack6143 11 ай бұрын
I agree. Grief is definitely like the ocean. Lost my Dad 13 yrs ago and my Mom this past Jan.
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 11 ай бұрын
Russell's mum has a weird yet wonderful mind 😂
@nitzyblack6143
@nitzyblack6143 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Russell , I just love the way you interact with and describe your parents. What incredible relationships 👏👏👏
@nitzyblack6143
@nitzyblack6143 11 ай бұрын
My favorite line of your Dad's is, "I'd rather shit in my hand and clap" ‼️😂🤣😂
@ghomerhust
@ghomerhust 6 ай бұрын
i found that one to be absolutely amazing
@tatiescone
@tatiescone 11 ай бұрын
God bless your mum Russell. Every time you tell stories about your mum, I'm in stitches man.
@TigerLily12345
@TigerLily12345 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 She's brilliant, isn't she 😂😂
@gillianrayden9553
@gillianrayden9553 11 ай бұрын
I lost my dad nearly a year ago. Enjoy your family and cherish those moments. I wish i had cherished time with him more!x
@Pillowlips77
@Pillowlips77 11 ай бұрын
Cows are wonderful, gentle creatures with a wide emotional range. They get v attached to their owners and can understand certain words like dogs.
@simonwinter8839
@simonwinter8839 11 ай бұрын
Yes but do they know different breeds of dogs.
@thisravenhasflown010
@thisravenhasflown010 11 ай бұрын
They are tasty af medium rare too😂
@SpacenSpooks
@SpacenSpooks 11 ай бұрын
I didn't have that experience with my ex wife 😅
@thisravenhasflown010
@thisravenhasflown010 11 ай бұрын
@@SpacenSpooks I had to delete my naughty reply, I can't be as mean to a human. Beef, I can... 👍 I'm sure I've got an ex thinking the same about me🤣🤣
@tiny99990
@tiny99990 11 ай бұрын
For what it's worth Russell, you comedy has helped raised my spirits in many cases where I needed it, and even if it weren't in needed times, laughter is still always valuable... what you do matters, more than that what you do is recorded and will be watched again in the future, even after you are dead and gone you will still be making a positive impact on the world... ... Take Robin Williams for example, he was fucking hilarious I still love watching his interviews, or specials, or movies and they always make me laugh so fuckin hard, or in the case of some of his movies make me feel love, admiration, inspiration, sadness, even depression... ... he has been gone for 9 years now and you can be damned sure that his recorded legacy is still making a damned positive impact, what he did matters and will continue to matter so long as we are able to maintain those records and don't blow ourselves to the stone age... your legacy may not be as wide ranging or as widely impactful, but it will impact millions and dare I say Billions of people to come.
@bushratbeachbum
@bushratbeachbum 11 ай бұрын
Perfectly put!!
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 11 ай бұрын
Cows have a lot of emotions. All the cows I've tended to have had best friends growing up and have been incredibly concerned for their calves when they were out of sight.
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 11 ай бұрын
😅😂 Your mom is the real MVP.❣️
@indigentphd
@indigentphd 11 ай бұрын
I’m sorry you have lost important people. Life is not always a joy, but we drag through until it gets better again. Hang in there ❤
@jamessheehy4895
@jamessheehy4895 11 ай бұрын
I lost my dad last year, it never stops hurting but he’s right life is a tv show, play your best role!
@moriane.
@moriane. 11 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss, James. It'll never stop hurting, but in time you can smile, remembering the good times you had with a loved one.
@deadwalking100
@deadwalking100 11 ай бұрын
This wonderful man is so scarily accurate! " youd like that wouldnt you" Thank you Mr Russell for all the times I have 🤣😆🤣
@Prince__Teclis
@Prince__Teclis 11 ай бұрын
I got stoned with my sister once. My mum just came up to my room and said "your sister is smoking weed in the kitchen, wanna join her?" So I did.
@MrEddHard
@MrEddHard 11 ай бұрын
My dad used to say the same about life. Do you best and don't be a d!#k Words to live by.
@cassandrakarpinski9416
@cassandrakarpinski9416 11 ай бұрын
Awwwww the story about the hula hoop was really sweet
@gidget420420
@gidget420420 11 ай бұрын
I love your mom so much. I do the same thing with a hula hoop. I found one that lights up and plays music. Makes me laugh every time something bad is on the news. I feel less crazy. Thank you. 😂
@krizan1
@krizan1 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nitzyblack6143
@nitzyblack6143 11 ай бұрын
Makes me want to get a hula hoop 😊
@lizanna6390
@lizanna6390 11 ай бұрын
I came downstairs for a drink at 3am and noticed the living room light is on. I go in and my mother is on the sofa giggling wildly, half-wearing her dressing gown. She'd woken up and couldn't get back to sleep so she pulled on dressing gown and went downstairs and hula hoop on the Wii fit. Not sure of that logic Got sweaty, threw off dressing gown and a few minutes later realised she is a grown woman, hula hooping on a game console in the wee hours, completely naked. Took her a while to tell me why she was shaking with laughter.
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@waterdragon2224
@waterdragon2224 11 ай бұрын
The bit where he does his girlfriend’s voice, he sounds a lot like Frank Spencer. 😂😂😂 If you know, you know. 👍
@SeBastistuta
@SeBastistuta 11 ай бұрын
Mister Howard, Sir, you are awesome! Almost as awesome as Mum Howard!!!
@catherinegallagher1101
@catherinegallagher1101 11 ай бұрын
Aw sorry for your loss Russel it’s hard losing family members in such short time apart too
@perranmaid
@perranmaid 11 ай бұрын
I love this! I loved the program with them both travelling around together; him and his mum, I mean. Love to meet his parents, I think we’d get on well together…🤣😂🤣
@RangerJeni
@RangerJeni 11 ай бұрын
What was it called?
@perranmaid
@perranmaid 11 ай бұрын
@@RangerJeni Russell Howard and mum. USA road trip and Globetrotters. I thought they were brilliant 🤩
@cammyman32
@cammyman32 9 ай бұрын
That was some good life advice right there. Russell’s dad sounds like a great man.
@saoralba5114
@saoralba5114 11 ай бұрын
Well said . You've a wonderful parents
@jojoyayathereal
@jojoyayathereal 11 ай бұрын
Russel Howard is one of the comedians that are still funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@datgrrl5698
@datgrrl5698 11 ай бұрын
grow the af up and use your words...cor blimey, you're still on the teat and your carer is still changing your nappy yet you manage to log onto the internet??? tell the world you're from the states w/o telling us you're from the states...foh...
@machellecron5786
@machellecron5786 5 ай бұрын
@RussellHoward You are hilarious! I found this video last night and shared it with my mom because she is a smoker too and I knew she would laugh as much as I did through the whole video. I had to put you on again this morning just to start my day with a for sure laughter! 😂 Thank you for being you!
@thatc0vidgirl
@thatc0vidgirl 10 ай бұрын
Dear Russ- I’ve been a massive fan since the days you appeared on Mock The Week. I love your comedy it reminds me of me n my brother growing up. At the age of 34 I got Covid-19 in March 2020. I was in a medically induced coma and was on life support and on mechanical ventilator basically being kept alive for 3 months and my lungs never recovered. I need oxygen 24/7 and different breathing machines also it’s left me in chronic pain and in a wheelchair because I cannot walk as my lungs sats drop dangerously low . On the daily I go through so many different emotions. Happy sad angry depressed, and more. My mum died 10 years ago and my dad is not in my life, what your dad said really resonated with me. Also massive respect to your wife who I know from your other videos worked hard during covid saving lives ❤ I don’t know if every day will be my last, i have permanent fibrosis of my lungs, the covid affected my heart the scar from the tracheotomy has tethered to my neck ligaments creating throat issues. I have interstatial lung failure. I was given 2 years to live 3 years ago. I have 3 kids and I do think about death as I’d be leaving them with no family 😢 Thankyou so much for cheering me up for so many years xx Hoping to finally come to one of your shows soon health permitting. It’s so nice to laugh. Cheers Russ From Danielle xx
@SusannaSaunders
@SusannaSaunders 11 ай бұрын
I'm glad you have wonderful parents Rus. Sadly, I can't say that about mine. But at least I've got your humour to lighten that load. 🙂 thanks for the laughs!
@juliencornelius3577
@juliencornelius3577 11 ай бұрын
Russell, you are a very funny person. I can’t imagine my mum stoned.😂
@simonwinter8839
@simonwinter8839 11 ай бұрын
You are living in wrong country. Try Iran.
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 11 ай бұрын
Ouch!
@TheBanana93
@TheBanana93 11 ай бұрын
Man im lucky to have parents who smoke hash haha. Been stoned and drunk with mum many times at 4am at a party chatting shit listening to tunes when everyones gone to bed haha
@SpacenSpooks
@SpacenSpooks 11 ай бұрын
"Now look, no-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand?! EVEN, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah!" 😅
@thztan7492
@thztan7492 11 ай бұрын
Nice advice from his dad 👍👍👍
@JessicaZane4realz
@JessicaZane4realz 11 ай бұрын
Try getting stoned with your stepdad. He will literally start saying how he really feels about you and how is wanted you for so long LOL
@TrippaBiffa
@TrippaBiffa 11 ай бұрын
You should let him fulfil his desires, or I will
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 11 ай бұрын
🤯NO WAY‼️‼️‼️😶‍🌫️
@YONCE8701
@YONCE8701 11 ай бұрын
​@@TrippaBiffa😂😂😂! Jacko, 👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾THE🚪🚪‼️
@Masanumi
@Masanumi 11 ай бұрын
What a pedo, call the police and run.
@fucksakese
@fucksakese 11 ай бұрын
also this is possibly the worst fucking comment in all of youtube
@sharronkin2636
@sharronkin2636 11 ай бұрын
Your dad is spot on; spoke the truth, as you do now..
@Nitehawkmk77
@Nitehawkmk77 11 ай бұрын
When are you and your mum doing another show together it was comedy gold
@jessieb7290
@jessieb7290 11 ай бұрын
So funny and yet so gross. Made me think did my dad ever think that too. Lol I like how Russ makes us all laugh and think at the same time!
@temu2044
@temu2044 10 ай бұрын
Oh man. Maybe we never get to die because we got those moments and they play over and over again every time we get to the death part. Thanks Russell's dad :)
@artmakerforever3510
@artmakerforever3510 11 ай бұрын
I love your parents Russell! And you! Thanks for being you. I'm in the U.S., even if I don't get the Brit references, it's still funny! 💝
@danielsantiagourtado3430
@danielsantiagourtado3430 11 ай бұрын
You always make My day 😊😊😊😂😂😂
@silvermoonpie7942
@silvermoonpie7942 11 ай бұрын
Genuinely thought it was the hula hoops crisps for a second and just thought yep standard Russ’ mum 😂
@canoeman621
@canoeman621 11 ай бұрын
I love this guy!
@CuriousCat1111
@CuriousCat1111 11 ай бұрын
Funny- I'm about to head to my friend's funeral. Thanks, Russ. You take care.
@CS-pi5oc
@CS-pi5oc 11 ай бұрын
I’ve heard cows lightly moo as in recognition of a person, other cows, or her calf. It’s soothing sounding.
@precisiongrinder
@precisiongrinder 10 ай бұрын
The whole “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” basically just boils down to ‘don’t be a dick’.
@shahj1620
@shahj1620 11 ай бұрын
I watch Russell Howard when the news is dark
@wisteela
@wisteela 11 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. And I like his apocalyptic T shirt. Anybody know where I can get one from?
@fucksakese
@fucksakese 11 ай бұрын
yes russel howard good 👍
@Dean_the_squirel
@Dean_the_squirel 6 күн бұрын
Sorry for your losses russell
@mariarose6194
@mariarose6194 11 ай бұрын
I needed the laugh , thank you. =)
@gemmascotland899
@gemmascotland899 11 ай бұрын
My dad says the key word is 'Program'.....they're programming your mind!
@donnahayes1910
@donnahayes1910 10 ай бұрын
Cakey dance dance. Howling. It’s true though
@Misanthrope144
@Misanthrope144 10 ай бұрын
God I absolutely love your mum 😂 I’d watch a full stand up show just about your mum 😂😂
@dickrichard5579
@dickrichard5579 11 ай бұрын
This made me laugh and I needed it
@Ozzymandius1
@Ozzymandius1 11 ай бұрын
The social media team nailed the title and thumbnail.
@muuuuuud
@muuuuuud 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant material
@DeadBore
@DeadBore 10 ай бұрын
You can REALLY tell where he gets it from 😂😂
@tabaxikhajit4541
@tabaxikhajit4541 11 ай бұрын
Lol, it took me a minute with "Imagine trying to sell a toy zepra." I was wondering what a zepra was for a bit.
@PrismaticTentacle
@PrismaticTentacle 10 ай бұрын
My mum died two years ago. She said the same thing, do your best and don't be a dick. I miss her so much, she loved me with everything she had and my God I miss her.
@SoItGoesCAL34
@SoItGoesCAL34 11 ай бұрын
Thanks, Russell.
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato 9 ай бұрын
Tell 'em Russell!!
@timmothycopeland4866
@timmothycopeland4866 9 ай бұрын
I didn't lose my dad. I know exactly where he is. Six foot under in Stevens County, Oklahoma. Right where we left him.
@-laydeeintrigue-
@-laydeeintrigue- 11 ай бұрын
In line for the show Thursday, we talked about how awesome Nanette is!
@embrio18
@embrio18 11 ай бұрын
This genuinely warms my heart❤
@CharlotteProduces
@CharlotteProduces 11 ай бұрын
Not to be pedantic but isn’t this from Recalibrate, not Respite?
@gyllkrans
@gyllkrans 10 ай бұрын
Do your best and don't be a dick. Wise words.
@jennyundah4583
@jennyundah4583 9 ай бұрын
Russel‘s mom is a treasure!
@bilindalaw-morley161
@bilindalaw-morley161 10 ай бұрын
Hula hoop routine is fine til Mum starts chasing the dopamine fix and looks forward to war news...."Oh good! Atrocities"
@elsiepitt5448
@elsiepitt5448 11 ай бұрын
Well said!
@leannex6378
@leannex6378 10 ай бұрын
Shit in my hands n clap😂😂😂😂😂
@darronb248
@darronb248 9 ай бұрын
7:06 reminds me of frank spencer in some mothers do have em 🤣👍
@fay5479
@fay5479 11 ай бұрын
Women in Spain don't take 2 years to stay stuff...I grew up in Spain but I look/am English...so I seem to leave many family members and friends with a mouth open catching flies.
@jamessheehy4895
@jamessheehy4895 11 ай бұрын
Had to screen record the end and send to my girlfriend.. shes not happy about it 😂
@Playingwith3D
@Playingwith3D 4 ай бұрын
OMG i want those stories about his mom and dad to be true. 🤣
@vincebrannon3353
@vincebrannon3353 8 ай бұрын
Cakey dance dance 🤣
@oougn613
@oougn613 10 ай бұрын
I said “OH GOOD!” out loud when I saw this in my recommended
@belladoran222
@belladoran222 11 ай бұрын
Love ya Russ
@246trixie
@246trixie 10 ай бұрын
Fing hell i went dark after the israel thing- the last two weeks were an existential crisis! I needed that 😂
@paulmoore4344
@paulmoore4344 11 ай бұрын
Russell let it slip there at the end with the voice, he is in fact dating George from Rainbow.
@oceanoflotion8630
@oceanoflotion8630 11 ай бұрын
Russel understood how he would look dating a Bear. That awesome
@lucybarnard3954
@lucybarnard3954 11 ай бұрын
Took me a while to get some of this! 😂
@clactonmassive
@clactonmassive 10 ай бұрын
Awesome ❤
@ChaosPromotions
@ChaosPromotions 6 ай бұрын
gold
@feralbluee
@feralbluee 11 ай бұрын
i love that Russell cares so much about political issues, he does so much to help with so many things - the environment, people’s rights, children who don’t get enough to eat, medical care, and greedy, i-don’t-give-a-darn about people. it’s like , “Let them eat cake.” their strategy: just keep cutting back on all that stuff!!they actually get free wine with their free lunch, while cops and medical people have to actually pay for their lunch - who does more for society!? it’s so totally efffed up. They should be shamed by everyone one! and in all this, you make us laugh our heads off - you’re a wonder and i love you to pieces. :) 🐶🌷🌱
@DickyLeeeee
@DickyLeeeee 11 ай бұрын
This was so worth the click!!!
@EattheApple666
@EattheApple666 10 ай бұрын
What's it like after you die? It's just like it was before you were born.
@chirpydragonfruit9464
@chirpydragonfruit9464 10 ай бұрын
She raises a good point about the zebra barcode. And im 38, i hula while watching tv shows. I bet your moms got a nice tummy because of it too. Its actually really good exercise!
@rupedog
@rupedog 11 ай бұрын
Lol, I thought she kept a KP hula hoop crisp under the sofa at first😂
@markrichards1006
@markrichards1006 11 ай бұрын
Hi Russ, first off I am a big fan of yours not to the extend of being a stalker lol, anyway being scared of dying is natural but how I see it is death is going to happen whether we want it to or not, gandalf once said " death is but another path one we must all take" my point is death is inevitable it is going to happen I think of death quite often the family and friends that have died sorry I am just babbling, what I am trying to say is death is going to happen so enjoy this time we have as death is eternal once it happens it happens. Keep up the fine work you do to make people laugh and smile look forward to future content take it easy.
@cameirusisu1024
@cameirusisu1024 11 ай бұрын
well, its an interesting adaptation of Dawkin's "we are the lucky ones..." intro to unweaving the rainbow....
@ripdbtpoo1441
@ripdbtpoo1441 10 ай бұрын
Cakey dance dance INDEED. WAKE UP !
@chrilin5107
@chrilin5107 11 ай бұрын
0.42 n9 whe doesn't 😂😂😂
@abapaper7416
@abapaper7416 10 ай бұрын
3:26 Took me a moment
@HarveyOwens7-0
@HarveyOwens7-0 11 ай бұрын
Poor cow
@giulianaraffa9391
@giulianaraffa9391 10 ай бұрын
ROOOOOARING...
@randyschwaggins
@randyschwaggins 11 ай бұрын
Russell's mum is not only funny, she's total dynamite in the sack...🔥🔥🔥😈
@matthewlovell
@matthewlovell 11 ай бұрын
Should have been titled The "Meta-Fours"
@claire-christmas-august73
@claire-christmas-august73 11 ай бұрын
i quite often say to my two now young adults. YOU ARE THE SPERM THAT WON.! MAKE THE MOST OF IT.! 😉 🤣😂🤣 * i have cheeky sense of humour. i’m first gen 🇦🇺 umpteenth gen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😉😁 ✌🏻🌏🇦🇺🤘🏻
@tiffanyrogers2551
@tiffanyrogers2551 6 ай бұрын
Needs to come back to nz missed out due to having a baby😢😊
@mediokay508
@mediokay508 3 ай бұрын
I related too much with Russell's mum
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