Russell Howard's Good News - Series 7, Episode 1

Russell looks at talking toilets, banned cartoons in Russia and the scariest service announcement ever.
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[@bigboredthing]

I love the fact that Big Cook Little Cook was essentially two comedians seeing what they could get away with on kids TV. The innuendos were solid gold on that show.

[@joelrobinson5457]

I need a compilation

[@CharleyWales1999]

And now it's 2022 and they've remade it with two women and no innuendos. Why would anyone want to watch it now 😂

[@theperson211]

ik such crap

[@MezMcG]

@@CharleyWales1999 You mean they made a show purely for children instead of a show for kids but with a nod to the adults who have to watch it? What kind of monster does that? One with no children or who has never had to child-mind, that's who. The sneaky adult content of some shows is what kept me sane during my niece and nephew minding days.

[@CharleyWales1999]

@@MezMcG Same! 4am starts with my nephew were made better only by the little adult jokes, like you said, I mean, remaking it to be purely a cooking show is boring, I'd put on the Food Network if I wanted that 😂

[@TheeRyanBrice]

5 years later and I find myself here... Watching Russell Howard... On KZbin... Because I'm bored and need a smile...

[@Clouds4ever2023]

Welcome to the club

[@MrSailmakers]

Whenever I need a laugh or to get cheered up, I just watch Russell Howard.

[@madiooch96]

Ugh! This show is awesome! I really wish they would come out with a new season. We need this level of positivity nowadays.

[@prv5282]

Season 8,9and10 are out this is from 2012 i think

[@TheGayMuffinLord]

We need series 11 now.

[@user-ix4nq9yz8k]

The Gay Muffin Lord your name tho

[@kateb1761]

he has a new series now, called the russell howard hour

[@arouba1773]

You have no idea mate

[@thestarshavefallen]

"I bought my first sheep at 16" - ah yes, the welsh flesh light. "Youll get pretty intimate with Frank"

[@hannahcooper4403]

Best comment I’ve ever read

[@jackosullivan1132]

There's a kebab store in Denmark called kebabistan

[@aarondixon3312]

Jack O there's one in Ireland called kebabylon

[@bbgunp]

... The movie ninjas are a very very bad idea, because there are some people who use fight then flight and might punch them, or God forbid they have a heart condition

[@Jess-rq1ft]

Exactly someone does that to me they're getting a broken nose

[@parkerhahaha]

Cinema ninja sounds like a great job lmao

[@meredithmonroe9723]

I know this is years later, but that story about Evan made me cry. What a dear, sweet boy.

[@me-cp7he]

This is better than most of the things we have in the U.S. because most of it is tasteless drama

[@amberleigh7772]

*Whispers*watch Mrs browns boys

[@umbriumbrella3491]

Sapphire Spell Uh Mrs Brown's boys was first aired in Ireland... So it's a UK show, not American.

[@amberleigh7772]

Captain Dani ye I know I was ayin to watch it because its my favourite

[@trucetruce335]

I just watch cartoons and fiction

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Late night comedy or satirical news is the only kinda news I watch. Granted many of the hosts are currently from Australia or uk.

[@qrow7566]

The cinema skit he did still to this day makes me laugh, awesome joke

[@justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009]

Best. Comedian. Ever.

[@mindlessgonzo]

8:55 - 9:03 Then Ireland was like "Hold my pint" and crashed a car into some kids on a field trip for a PSA.

[@emilyb1426]

Lmfao at least its effective?

[@SansCharlielola]

Nice seeing you here

[@erenjeager4987]

America: hold my beer *literally advertises a school shooting*

[@isdrevenge8764]

I've seen that. They see me rollin

[@katywood8593]

omggggg i forgot abt that one

[@nadineteuntje8557]

15:30 ‘nee’ means no in English. I’ve laughed so hard from the horse joke I can never hear it again!

[@ad-manchannel1017]

Nadine Teuntje no nee does not mean no the word no means no

[@badartist0078]

Nadine Teuntje neeeeeee

[@MezMcG]

@@ad-manchannel1017 Nay it doesn't. Not always 😁

[@DJsleng06]

Felicity Ward, so good

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

I actually encountered one of those cinema ninjas I didn't shit myself but let's just say the woman wasn't in work for a week and I was banned for 6 months

[@isdrevenge8764]

I'd have way too much fun with that job

[@hoebread7584]

What else do we want "To lose our virginity!"

[@DaDARKPass]

What's that flag?

[@aphyTTR]

@@DaDARKPass assuming you mean their pfp, it's the transgender flag with OP's bread character on it

[@alvesh129]

That kid had more chicks lookin at him in those 5 seconds than i did in 17 years. Lmfaoooo but for real that was a real tear jerker im glad that kid got what we take for granted good on him!

[@jasiebecknell3364]

What I wanna know.. nahaha. Oh, God, that just kills me. It’s always ten times as funny when Russell laughs at his own bit.

[@PinjaEmilia]

I put this video on but managed to almost fall asleep till I heard the word Finland, hah! But I remember that ad, I thought it was brilliant 😁👌

[@Julia33066]

Ngl I thought it was the one that killed the kids

[@YouBazinga]

@@Julia33066 Some are still alive :)

[@RealSalica]

You should share this every week ...can't believe we have to wait a year to watch it

[@jackantor100]

Went to see russel in dublin a month or so ago hilairious!

[@cannaweallgetalong7168]

The big belly button has me laughing so hard!! Felicity hit it, on a number of spots🤣 Love your show Russell!!

[@blastedninjar7750]

Perhaps you'd enjoy bill and Ben

[@NoNameMcJagger]

I cried while watching this! xD Never stopped laughing

[@NomenEstLegio]

xD I should mention that "Nee" (pronounced as "neigh") is the Dutch word for "No"

[@ivoxvxi7482]

NomenEstLegio REALLY. I thought he actually turned into a horse

[@NomenEstLegio]

Same. But then I realised that not every English speaking person speaks Dutch. Thought I might lend a hand.

[@tictacmaniac7415]

It's German too :)

[@NomenEstLegio]

FutureBot Well those two were Dutch and technically speaking the German word is "nein". "Nee" is more 'speaking language' than official language for German

[@tictacmaniac7415]

NomenEstLegio, yes, it's colloquial language. Nevertheless, it still means no :)

[@ailicon]

First 11 minutes and I'm already crying from laughing

[@switchinblades9645]

Russel oh my god the boy says “nee” it means “no” in dutch. I’m laughing so hard

[@clancytheredpanda5169]

5:27 I love how he says more pictures.... It so cute!

[@linoriester9153]

DUN DUN DADADADA DUN DUN DUN!!!

[@_isabellanatasha]

...shhh

[@mrpicklebutt4276]

shhhhhhhhhh

[@challengegravity]

I still don't understand why this awesome show isn't available to my country (Australia) on KZbin, and yet it's been on television here. ...thankfully I've got a VPN - so a quick push of a button and then it's _no worries, mate._

[@KaiPonVisp]

Adam Walsch I believe it's not available to you *because* it's on TV. I think they blocked access to the videos where you can watch it on TV so people who can't watch it on TV can watch it. I dunno.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Hug one of those weird jumping rats for me before they all burn to death.

[@amyy2403]

Felicity ward made me fucking squeal 😂😂

[@jaydenjones9450]

You are here in 2020 because you are in lockdown and got nothing else to do and you realise that Russel Howard is the funniest person and Russel Howard’s Good News is the best

[@janinemurphy888]

😂😂😂😂40:01 ohhh my days the 🎶 😂she’s awesome, I laughed my booty off 👏 💕

[@bigsealgaming9012]

Evan is a year 8 in south craven I know him and my brother did a talent show as a comedy act with him in year 6 hothfield junior school

[@mr_Mmph]

Aw yis, a whole bunch of episodes on a friday.

[@amberleigh7772]

Julian Daugaard same 10 months later

[@pragyamalkani3183]

Russell is so effin fit

[@Jolandatommy]

She was great

[@jackmulcahy5046]

The Finnish public announcement really drives the message home , creepy as fuck tho

[@NataliaLampraki]

russell !!!!

[@DainnGreywall]

that was creepy... watched episodes yesterday, last upload 5 months ago... next day. ton of episodes comes out lol

[@historycracker5713]

I love 💕 this guy!!!!!!😆

[@Chloe4656.]

I miss this show so much

[@FaeQueenOG]

I once saw a van for Lino Flooring with "Lino Ritchie - Hello! Is it me you're looking floor?" - so good xD

[@Lubluues]

FUCK YES

[@irishgamingchannel77]

theres a kebab shop in ireland called kebabylon

[@fiercestpond4722]

Hell's Gate please tell me theres five of those.

[@irishgamingchannel77]

only saw one :3

[@callmeeko517]

Hell's Gate Where? I'm going to Ireland soon, I wanna see that.

[@ziadt4264]

I subscribed mostly cuz this guy is Hilarious

[@leafyleafeon3825]

Mfw the sheep got more applause than the man

[@FireFreddy02]

i love this guy XD

[@rickyanderson6984]

Russel, if you were born back in the Middle Ages, as the court Jester, do you think you would be able to provide satisfactory entertainment for Henry the 8th.

[@GameTryer6]

The best comment I’ve ever seen

[@brentsmith5647]

Brilliant 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@ravenkingofthedarkness7631]

8:40 Giggity! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dead

[@CranberryDave]

Felicity Ward's panda shirt though

[@christinamann3640]

Making a brother’s room girly is small potatoes. I once helped coworkers do that to an office. 💖

[@bbyjscx]

Omg big cook and little cook, I remember actually watching that every day after school. So bad lmao.

[@christianmartinez1137]

best stand up comedy

[@mikaandyotamarnold1028]

nei means in dutch : no

[@laneslash6639]

"Over in America, have you seen the way they're trying to stop 'drink' driving?" I think Russell needs to stop drunking.

[@5sos648]

LANESLASH in England and Ireland drink driving and drunk driving means the same thing...

[@laneslash6639]

5sos Oh. Well then. That explains it.

[@darksnakenerdmaster]

so do you mate. either that or auto-correct fucking hates you

[@samlewis3555]

Drink driving = drunk driving Same thing

[@maxmdmc7435]

and Scotland

[@jonathanshaw7355]

There was a hair dressers near mine called Curl Up and Dye.

[@dousalproductions6152]

I owe my life to you sir

[@isdrevenge8764]

8:41 Giggety Giggety. Giggety Goo. Stick around 18:59 I knew it was coming but I still laughed so hard

[@goodbyemra7917]

10:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Anna-sj3lz]

Thai takeaway near me called the thaitanic

[@adampetrie8941]

I was painting while watching this so you know what happend

[@jocomfiresin6982]

You laughed so hard you slipped and painted yourself a new asshole?

[@tingtangwillabangbang6114]

Merry Christmas

[@rustygamer1786]

what... i live were that guy shot himself in the buthole... go 775

[@allysonlewis1576]

My daughters who are all grown up now wouldnt leave the house to go to school until big cook little cook had finished. So funny.

[@erinobrien8408]

10:46 Thank you Lenny Henry!!! 😂😅

[@haterkek]

That first clip escalated quickly. Like how do you go from stamps to bombs?!!!

[@shadophaxx2401]

Alli-gay-tor is my spirit animal

[@samstreveler3335]

I'm American and I have never heard of the talking urinales

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

The USA is very big.

[@shadowcullen1157]

I be running like that if I saw my cat when he’s angry

[@vandegriftowen]

Love the show but I'm wondering why Russell is shaking with his left hand.

[@Elizabeth-mt9lj]

Yas

[@RIXRADvidz]

1:20, Dan Daru, Denver local news clown, does the fluff stuff, like Harvest Festivals and Baby Scaring......he's Awesome!!! yes, I'm from Colorado, Engleweird to be precise.

[@chrilin5107]

16:38 genius 😂

[@nikkibyrne4241]

I luv u Russel 😁 u really do know how to make us laugh at the shit show we call news ❤🤘

[@tanawindinn7888]

F&$king finally

[@pints6994]

Tanawin Dinn Fanddollarking finally

[@adamjbrown809]

Tanawin Dinn your pic matches you saying that 😂

[@mistermagicmusic]

8:40 This one word gave me a laughter-filled heart attack.

[@jenovastrife]

oh, the series with guest stand up~~~

[@Erulin68]

Girl should go to Egypt... There's a Chinese restaurant in Ciaro called : "Wok like an Egyptian"'

[@the1khronohs40]

And, as of december 2020, iPhone 5 is still the best one they've ever made.

[@vww3606]

Pie minister mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm xDdd

[@lolroflmaoomgwtfbbq1]

17:33 JELLY SIDE DOWN!!!!!

[@chrilin5107]

9.24 😱 scared fhe shit out of me

[@johnw8626]

There's a recovery company in Camelford, Cornwall and the name of the company is CAMELTOW. 😂😂😂😂 JUST THOUGHT IT MIHHT MAKE YOU LAUGH.

[@RetroBrownyGaming]

03:00 All you need in life is a friend willing to drive you naked.

[@interestingchannelname8684]

Finally these are available in Scotland

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

I can't watch in the UK but now I'm not so here goes 😂

[@thatboredaroace]

Uploaded on my birthday, 6 years ago.

[@DJBEANZzROADTO1K]

please howard do these again

[@Gothbeast11]

What was the music in the burnt toast scene??

[@andrewwhite1305]

Talking urinals? Replace the voice box with one of somebody being waterboarded...lol

[@trash8258]

The Edinburgh but has me wheezing

[@Megashark4ever]

Should have said "hippopotuMice"

[@michaelharrison3602]

We made a promise and didn't keep it. Yes I believe the technical term for that is: lying your bollocks off to get in power

[@jenniferh9627]

How does the projector work?

[@jogryning]

Woooooo!

[@katiedunwell8837]

BVB !!!

[@ifyougetkilledwalkitoff]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed

[@gsmith7309]

It looks like the Sheep actually enjoyed that❤

[@billmarshall5040]

Wonders how many Cinemas Ninjas have been knocked the hell out!!