I got Vinylz just lyin' around

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tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au

[@miguelinileugim]

This needs to be a full song where you sell increasingly ridiculous (fake) products until you're selling us Moon timeshares or some wacky shit.

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

Then he gets requests to make those products for real.

[@ianthelilbear]

Govv ideaa

[@kiddieclutter]

Yeah

[@rhododendronluteum5750]

Do it! Make it happen!!!

[@curtisholsinger6023]

Maybe he'll try to sell us on the idea that he's not a cop

[@montyfatcat8871]

All the effort to make a still catchy song while pushing merch, this man's quality

[@ButterscotchlovinOllie]

And I’m gonna buy some

[@reuringreuring]

indeed kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjNk3ytpL-ar68

[@jaydenthenewbie]

You should listen to stupendium's merchandise song it's also pretty good

[@bluesockpocket]

i'm genuinely impressed how he managed to do that with his hands

[@TataPepega]

That's what she said

[@AVspectre]

Right?!

[@jamcam9]

It's called hambone or Juba dance. Actually.

[@PapaSmurf40K]

Hamboning! Hamboning will save your life one day!

[@cristobalgarces1675]

The cheerleaders at my highschool did that but really really fast.

[@grey_b7319]

Okay, but seriously, Smokin' Joe's poster looks fantastic, goddamn

[@LordofDoom202]

Truth. I'd be at that movie opening night in costume.

[@SlavicCanadian_]

It baffles me that this man can shamelessly tell me to buy his shit... And make me actually want to.

[@jonathansorenson6840]

@don't be surprised f that, f you. Anyways, Slavic, yes, agreement.

[@serpentine16]

Superliminal advertising, it'll getcha.

[@reuringreuring]

Ha,ha, U said 'shit' : kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjNk3ytpL-ar68

[@BIGBASCH]

Can we appreciate what hes capable of doing with his hands?

[@TataPepega]

That's what she said

[@clark9992]

They teach that at the academy.

[@ragekage7345]

@@TataPepega damn beat me to it

[@TataPepega]

@@ragekage7345 hahaha

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

That's what she said

[@schicktmirkarakale1232]

I'm very impressed by Tom telling us to go buy his stuff not only in song, but also in Ancient Albanian Sign Language. Truly a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male of many talents.

[@cashm5455]

All while being attractive to all women, and men

[@PaxEmpyrean]

@@cashm5455 And not a cop!

[@kaylazx]

Last place I expected to see this joke... but you're so right

[@SamiGodHater]

A man of culture, I see.

[@savazeroa]

@@kaylazx i know right LOL

[@sanguinius6815]

I unironically want an extended version of this it slaps

[@andrebenites9919]

Tom always impressing us with his unusual clapping skills

[@thetruecrystalvixen]

Tom, I am getting more and more convinced that Galoo is going to become your go to artist and inevitably animate more and more of your videos. You two are one of the best combos in the world.

[@curtisholsinger6023]

All praise to the man who didn't need to go quite as hard as this

[@GarageBandKing012]

Tom is possibly the only person on earth who can not only make me watch a whole ad, but then rewatch it 3 weeks later.

[@mrmilktrayman8002]

Best fucking ad I've had the pleasure of listening and watching, 100% would love to hear this as a full song always love to see the master at work

[@reuringreuring]

indeed kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjNk3ytpL-ar68

[@onlyaBT]

This is the longest we've gone without a new Tom Cardy song, but chances are he'll return with another absolute banger when he comes back. Or a 30 second shitpost, honestly it could be anything.

[@sarinabina5487]

It was a banger

[@Quartermistress]

Oh my god that Smokin' Joe poster makes me wish it was a feature length film.

[@natashamarie3582]

Whoever did the art for Smokin Joe needs an award

[@PhantomSavage]

The man literally cannot help himself but produce an ear worm every time.. even when its just an ad for his own merchandise, he can't help but make every track a banger.

[@genuineinterest]

Why is THIS song of all songs about to be my new earworm??? The last bit is SO serotonin inducing.

[@allyouneedtoknow8135]

That ending NEEDS some sorta continuation. It was just getting good! Okay, actually, the whole thing was good but ya know.

[@jaypee42]

Agreed. Long form song please

[@sanitarymailbox-8023]

I am Smokin Joe's biggest fan, by far, I have not been able to stop listening to that song, and it legitimately gives me chills when I listen to it, so I am in love with the poster. I just hope it doesn't sell out before I get the chance to buy it. I need that thing so bad

[@AxeltheRed1]

Hands down, the best merch ad I've ever seen. Loving that poster and that t-shirt

[@brandongrazioso]

I've never seen this channel in my life but I've never been so tempted to buy merch

[@obinnaonyeije]

I would pay good money for an extended version of this with another sixty bars of "go buy my shit"

[@Aaron-ne4kr]

Smokin' Joe looks EPIC Galoo does your work justice, damn. Hope to see more collabs with them in the future.

[@PureRushXevus]

Ads are usually something that people hate and skip. Some make them interesting and fun to watch once, but.. not really more than once. This is something I'd just listen to on repeat, that last bit was funky AF. Also how the hell are you doing that with your hands??? xD

[@noodle3218]

If you like this one, have you seen his previous merch ads? The first one, “Tom Cardy presents the new Tom Cardy range” is even catchier than this one imo (I accidentally memorized it cuz I had it on loop for so long) Then his second ad “Tom Cardy presents the even newer Tom Cardy range” is more of a skit than a full song, but it’s definitely still worth watching

[@PureRushXevus]

@@noodle3218 hehe yeah, I think I've watched all his videos a good few times now at this point. just re-listened and I still prefer this one :P

[@zmonty07]

I very much appreciate the recurring gag about Tom pleading for us to not ruin the system and make him a liar in each of his merch songs

[@Madamoizillion]

Tom I'm not buying your merch unless you sell a bucket of custard So many wonderful memories

[@BrieBoar]

This is the only time an ad has convinced me to buy something tbh

[@darkmousy720]

Happily pre-ordered the I Don't Work Here shirt, Smokin Joe poster, and dog on jetski pin and got them last month. SO thrilled with them, Tom! Glad I could support you, keep at it!

[@user-xw7pr6bn8x]

Блин, это круто) Рисунок Курящего Джо шикарен. Джо заслуживает свою линейку комиксов)

[@Visplight]

Can't you translate?

[@philin6468]

@@Visplight he said damn that's cool) the art of Smokin' Joe is fantastic, he deserves his own comic series

[@Visplight]

@@philin6468 well... I guess you were not le tired. still, thanks.

[@ZurditaDinamita]

@@Visplight Because they're probably not french ☕

[@gklkjuhylpoiuyuiojhjklkjuh9976]

​@@Visplight Why don't you translate?

[@ThinlyCut90]

Like, you have no idea how much I want your goddamn merch now just because you made such a goddamned catchy song. The EFFORT.

[@gwynethelodie4575]

"you know the sun? Fuck the sun, wear my hat yeah" might be my new favorite line of any song

[@vigilantescomic]

Best ad ever, in my humble opinion

[@imlockedinmyfriendsbasment]

I never knew I needed a party dog on a jetski pin before, thanks for feeding my pin addiction 👍

[@ProtoMarcus]

I'll echo what most people said... A full song would be amazing and absolutely welcome! Perhaps slowly devolving into ridiculous real life products? There are tons of those (sadly) around the world ahahaha This current 1m5s song is SOOOO catchy! I keep looping it but I hunger for more! Tom Cardy you are _so_ talented, you are my favourite artist not only because of your evident musical and lyrical talent, but also due to the humour, creativity and inspiration that you inject in your songs

[@heckacentipede]

the only ad I'll never skip

[@karmacean]

This ad-song convinced me to buy merch so hard that I actually bought it instead of thinking about buying it! Thank you Mr. Cardy!

[@awes5893]

I'll be tapping my feet to "Go buy my shit" for a few days now. Thanks Tom, this won't be awkward during car rides at all!

[@reuringreuring]

Don't say dirty: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjNk3ytpL-ar68

[@Adam-97]

I've never been more convinced to take part in a big fat line

[@alanalittle3649]

Tom I appreciate the reoccurring "don't make me a liar" lyrics in your mercy videos and enjoy singing along every time jsyk

[@AzureKaioshin]

Nothing like some good ol' arm slap percussion.

[@MassiveQ42]

I keep rewatching this hoping it won't cut off just when it's kicking off but it always does.

[@yoursoulsaver3023]

This song has made me want to buy someone’s product more than any other shilling method well played.

[@thegentlemanpirate6844]

"To be honest, all I wanna do right now is sit down and do a big fat line. Of merchandise thisisanad!"

[@weebcrit]

i can't believe we got a hambone breakdown in the year of our lord 2023, cardy is reinventing music

[@HearthsidePodcast]

What a mad lad, man makes a better commercial than most stores I love it 😂

[@Racheal_dant]

This genuinely has to be the best merchandise ad i have ever seen👍

[@KidFresh71]

This song has no right to be this awesome. You are mega talented

[@godmonster333]

I legitimately love all of these merch songs and look forward to each one

[@mizf1re]

your merch songs are genuinely fantastic and i cant appreciate it enough. the new tom cardy range is probably my favorite, but this one is quickly becoming a close contender. thx tom for never failing to brighten my day, looking forward to my party dog jetski pin :^)

[@noodle3218]

The new Tom Cardy range is my favorite also. I listen to that one as much as his other shorts (which is a lot, and on loop)

[@lo0nyt0onz]

As a vinyl guy, you lured me in... and now I'm in the checkout. Damn you!

[@camerong-dutchtoglory8626]

Same here, hope April comes around soon!

[@retnuhretnuh]

Were the LPs $40 AUD or USD, because $40 USD for a single is brutal.

[@lo0nyt0onz]

@I'm Rick oh I did a pre order for a small bundle it was just under 100 lol

[@sivanbouskila9599]

@@retnuhretnuh they're AUD

[@thomasb1521]

This album is a perfect soundtrack to my last night of revision before my first uni exam.

[@elinor1473]

Never thought I'd have an ad saved to my playlist to dance to later (slap that)

[@BereniceAllanPoe]

I and my boyfriend have this joke/deep desire for commercials in tv to just be "milk! * big image of plain milk carton * Buy it." or whatever else and this song honestly is just a dream come true. Yes, Tom. I'll buy your shit. I loved your shameless and dry honesty. Thank you. (I'm not a native english speaker, I hope it all makes sense)

[@damianschulz8559]

The end beat slapped HARD, i am dearly hoping for more.

[@corvusmonedula]

Making a catchy song about how we should buy his merch? Damn this man is a genius Love the shirt, might get it for myself

[@stupidsmashvillager]

idk why but i just have a feeling that there’s some kind of message he wants to convey through this song i wonder what it could be if that’s the case…

[@kylefindlay8411]

One of the greatest entertainers of our time

[@leahography1303]

I mean... I wasn't gonna, but that arm percussion really spoke to me.

[@funkycheesedude92]

Just bought a shirt. Thanks Tom. Love all your stuff.

[@hamesapost]

can i buy your mustache

[@TheSheepMan.]

I second this

[@jamesfrazier7823]

Now this is how advertising should work, it's both honest and entertaining.

[@MrTripleM3]

I just witnessed the most beautiful slap based music performance.

[@sl0thilicious]

Holy shit Tom has actually answered my direct prayers for merch 🤯 I have been touched by a God #blessed

[@darmelli954]

This song has genuinely made me want to buy some merch. Finally I’ve experience the effects of musical adverts working ( thought that died in the 80’s)

[@DaniBee76]

I wish all of these song were also on Spotify too, how will I ever live out my music video jam sessions without them?

[@RunninPastLifeAlt]

Okay I was already impressed when he started showing some of the merch/'shit' but when I saw the Red Flags mugs I almost fucking died (in a good way 🤭)

[@mrblakeboy1420]

the way you said smokin’ joe poster made it sound like an interjection from an entirely different song, which just so happens to be one of my favorite things to hear in music

[@LittleHelly]

The way I vibe to the end section of this song...Howard Moon vibes 😂 bloody love it

[@terracottagecheese2767]

Man alive I need that Smokin' Joe poster.

[@Jon3sy1990]

Seriously you’re a creative genius! Unbelievably creative! I’m 100% getting the smoking Joe poster 😂😂

[@heavypiano]

Holy cow it's been fun watching this channel grow

[@AIDragon_2]

Best way to tell people to buy your merch. Also plz appreciate his clapping skills they are great

[@ehrynstrong3866]

Most compelling ad I have ever seen, and for the first time ever I won't get shafted by shipping I hope!

[@cuu899]

That smokin Joe poster is absolutely FIRE!!!

[@feetpolice7135]

THE ADVERT JINGLE TO RULE THEM ALL

[@mr.shambles9617]

the best ad ever made

[@Wapako]

Even his ad is a bop lmao

[@DexyG87]

Surely a glass and crockery choir mug is a no brainer.

[@mrrd4444]

tom you can't keep getting away with these bangers (if we buy your shit will you make this into a full song with an extended arm smack breakdown, please say yes)

[@raxenladevaldak1749]

Why am I watching this again. Tom, how do you do this. Why is an unapologetic ad one of the best original songs I've heard in the last several days.

[@strawberrylemonadesorbet2886]

The hand slapping is spot on even though he looks like he's dying. Respect.

[@alexs.7956]

Holy shit!!! The merch looks so amazing I need the posters and the party dog on a jet ski now!

[@oh-no-my-oj]

the hamboning... so perfect

[@dergderg1471]

Honestly tempted to get that "I don't work here" shirt. I never buy merchandise stuff but might do it for this content god Actually all of these T shirts he has listed (I'm looking right now) are fucking amazing. I'm buying some tonight!

[@reuringreuring]

Don't say dirty: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXjNk3ytpL-ar68

[@emiliodiez9662]

every company should make a song like this it's so good. keep up the bangers tom!

[@meltanting]

The levels of madlad this guy continues to reach, launching a line of merch 2 weeks after Christmas

[@nathanielthomson6600]

I normally hate it when creators make an entire video to tell you "hey I really lazily slapped together some shit nobody needs" but rom actually put effort into this and I have to respect that.

[@uncleodin]

You need to make a playlist of all your merch songs, cause they are a whole different kind of fire

[@ozzit4194]

Tom playing himself as an interlude instrament is honestly peak.

[@tomyboy39]

Vinyl copy of Big Dumb Idiot has arrived and man it's good. Thank you Tom!

[@Velossitee]

A new year and the edm australian is gettin new gigs everyday. This world is turning bright and awesome

[@opposumness3107]

That clapping was stellar

[@gremiffy9868]

i have never been so eager from a song to buy merch

[@clashofphish]

Best commercial I've seen in a while.

[@PhillipGummerson]

About fricken time this merch was available. Ordered IDWH cap and tshirt. Awesome.

[@MajorTurtles]

that lowkey hand hamboning was perfect

[@Princess_Tronston]

BTW for the poster it would be a great idea to just sell the high res image so people can print their own posters and avoid paying shipping fees :)

[@alzakelvar7561]

I cannot express how much I want to get a smoking joe poster

[@eronth]

Boy that Smokin' Joe poster looks super sick.