I Guess Everyone Hates Chefs Now | Eater's Digest #2

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[@Ricecooka]

This video is so top to bottom entertaining. It's scary how eating out or making food at home seems like it could soon be impossible to afford either way

[@harsha1306]

You gotta grow your own food and then make dinner now. But it's gonna be a dice roll if thing you planted is a bell pepper or a jalapeno 😂

[@SauceStache]

I want to go to a fancy restaurant with you and take a selfie

[@netshaq2]

Sounds like we both just found a justifiable business expense

[@grandCurator]

These edits are so ridiculous. It's funny for that reason and good on you for paying them some amount of money!

[@internetshaquille]

My kingdom for a normal editor with a non-zoomer style

[@grandCurator]

@internetshaquille If I wasn't locked out of freelancing because of work and had youtube editing experience I'd pitch myself but you know how it goes!

[@Jason-fp7vi]

The first eaters digest was a little ADHD, this one is out of the park lol. Wouldn't the editor have an easier time if they just didn't add all the unnecessary sound effects? I don't get zoomer editors lol

[@netshaq2]

@@Jason-fp7vi I think they find it easier to max out all the hi-energy edits because then they can apply the same style across the board for a hundred clients who want that classic youtube energy

[@nestwr]

@@netshaq2 every motion graphic and sound effect is a preset, plugin or template. Even cutting out dead space is probably a plugin. With all that, you could make an edit like this in under an hour.

[@jac1011]

Also I remember someone in chat saying "How is this useful news? What am I supposed to do with that?" or something like that at the last segment. That was hilarious, should have been included lol

[@l_owercase7300]

Discussion: A+ Editing: ADHD

[@mattador]

I'm glad you called out the whole "fine dining is bad because rich people" bullshit. Stupid ideas from expensive restaurants aren't helping their case, but the thought that wanting to create a dining experience or wanting to have that experience makes someone "the enemy" is absurd.

[@EphraimIgnacio]

Dude I’ve been a chef for a decade now and actively involved in leftist organizing for half a decade. It’s so exhausting having champagne socialists and trust fund Marxist academics tell me that I’m “petit-bourgeois” because I’m a chef that works primarily in fine dining. Sure, I have made food for the elites and celebrities and I’ve never been happy about it. We chefs are still working class. We work jobs in which we ruin are bodies, work long hours, receive low pay, little thanks and we are at higher risk of substance abuse and suicide than many other careers. Furthermore, restaurants must be abolished.

[@hannahl6845]

Who owns the restaurant?

[@EphraimIgnacio]

@@hannahl6845 Not doxxing myself Lmao. Opsec is key

[@hannahl6845]

@@EphraimIgnacio I just meant whether you own the restaurant or someone else does

[@EphraimIgnacio]

@@hannahl6845 I’ll never be wealthy enough to own a restaurant

[@eisiau]

you mentioning dynamic pricing for supermarkets put The Fear into me, but unfortunately the second scenario you proposed - the price skyrockets for people who don't care - already exists here in the uk. our largest retailer, tesco, locked all its offers/deals behind its loyalty scheme about three years ago, and most other supermarkets have been introducing their own in the past year or so.

[@emeryboehnke4259]

Table side salad prep is happening in a few places recently. Like making the Caesar dressing or putting all the ingredients together. Achieves some fun spectacle. Also K-BBQ kind of fits, but doesn't have the same flare as hibachi

[@shigemorif1066]

I love how the fjord restaurant has a focus on sustainability. 😂

[@Thompers]

love you dawg. this content is S tier

[@BrianLagerstrom]

I love this video. And the shirt in it. 10/10

[@pezboy715]

HEY BRI

[@ellowell8160]

86 KZbinrs putting huge amounts of top-shelf editing work on their "second" channel

[@alexpoulton6736]

That seed mix up is so wild. I planted habaneros that grew into tomatos (at least it became obvious early on), no idea this was a bigger issue.

[@sholiss3228]

i mean, I do want the billionaires who are like, bananas are what, 10 dollars? to buy bananas for 10 dollars so everyone else can buy them for 79 cents.

[@GatorAidMedical]

god damn shaq, the amount of ADHD-brained graphics, sound effects, and popups on this are crazy

[@netshaq2]

I musta had my baseline blown out by the first draft, which had ten times the energy of the final draft after 3 rounds of “tone it down” 🫣

[@Cooljoe55]

​@@netshaq2Shaq, can we get the editors cut??

[@netshaq2]

@@Cooljoe55 streamable.com/ulshw5

[@murtaza6464]

That first draft could easily have been one of your April fools videos lmao

[@Cooljoe55]

DRINK TIME!!

[@vintage_houston]

Edits almost as on point as the Barkley Cappuccino ceramics line 🔥🔥🔥

[@empatheticrambo4890]

Dynamic pricing is so scary in a world where they already price gouging food for everyone

[@Spacemancer]

You zoomerfied the video

[@mandobrownie]

One bronze lining of dynamic pricing might be that a phreaking culture might come back. Back in the day when payphones were an important utility, there were groups of people who figured out how to basically hack them to call for free or very cheap. It expanded from pay phones to self-checkout to magnetic stripe cards and much more. There are still phreakers out there, but largely its been captured by more capitalist interests like ticket botting and such. If commerce tech starts to get out of hand, I'll be among the first to start swapping account with people to artificially lower my grocery prices, and see if there're any exploits to get shit for insanely cheap. At least then I wouldn't have to regular steal from walmart like everyone else.

[@Arieljaay]

5:21 I live in Boston and my local 7-Eleven sold these chips for a few years. A few days after this story they pulled it from the shelves.

[@Ben-uk5qt]

the recommended articles at 5:03 are straight up deranged, we go from informative to questionable to crop circles lmao

[@welliot]

I like to think you edited this yourself

[@netshaq2]

Reporting this for hate speech

[@Aldrahill]

I like the videos and news analyse, but goddamn do I hate the editing, cringe zoomerism… but I’m not the target audience for the style so don’t listen to me.

[@galuf4576]

Would just like to say, I appreciate seeing these compilations. I don’t use Twitch so I always miss out on the streams. However, I get that the keys jingled in your face editing style is the standard, especially for stream clip videos, but I find you engaging and entertaining as is. Visual examples, cuts, and music are fine, but everything else is a bit much. As an example, DarkViperAU has a channel (Viper Rambles) dedicated to compilations of his on stream conversations. Just cuts, transitions, and occasional visual example. The conversation doesn’t need anything added to it to hold your attention. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind just straight up full stream archives too. Many people dedicate full channels to that.

[@Cooljoe55]

I live in the midwest, we have a grocery called hyvee. Everything there is incredibly jacked in pricing. They JUST introduced a hyvee perks app which does exactly what you've described.

[@netshaq2]

Oh no

[@Cooljoe55]

@@netshaq2 Also, Walmart+

[@johncoleman1930]

I moved from the Midwest to NC and low key the Hyvee equivalent here, did the same the price’s are so expensive 😖 it’s significantly cheaper for me to go out of my way to TJ and shop for food than go to a local grocery store. Living on a grad school budget and worrying about the job market has me STRESSED about inflation

[@lostboy8084]

Went to a expensive steak restaurant with my bottle of ketchup to put on my steak. The staff didn't seem to appreciate me putting ketchup on my steak.

[@judeloveless9427]

God dammit shaq you are a breath of fresh air

[@misterpicasso]

is this april fools i love it

[@cameronh5442]

I really like hibachi food itself. I also like that it's performative, but they do seem to do the same routine over and over.

[@stevenjacobs2750]

It keeps freaking me out that people call teppanyaki and hibachi the same thing. I didn't realize this was a common/accepted thing until this video.

[@cameronh5442]

@@stevenjacobs2750 Fair enough

[@zolopane117]

After learning that the first draft of this video was 10x crazier with more cuts and effects, I’d like to state my interest in the zoomer cut. Maybe it could a patreon exclusive or something

[@netshaq2]

ask and you shall receive: streamable.com/ulshw5

[@desertedham37]

yeah this hits

[@StoicStimulation]

Marketing monday?!?!

[@XTASY1337]

They Sell those „one chip challenge“ chips at my school haha

[@netshaq2]

WAT DA!!!

[@muzzyLimon]

Can someone explain this 86/Fired template he's doing?

[@gluefoot_]

So I get the 86ing but I don’t get why the replacements are called firing

[@NickSquaredTV]

I’m confused- I know what 86 means- but firing seems to be the positive thing here? Firing has a negative connotation to me am I wrong

[@AM-tl1xi]

It’s in a restaurant sense, since you usually require fire to cook they use firing as slang to starting something.

[@l_owercase7300]

yeah in kitchens "firing" is putting something in the oven/pan. it's something you actually want to get started with now, not "firing" in the sense of firing someone from their job

[@krombopulos_michael]

I think he got it from The Bear which popularised some restaurant kitchen jargon. To "fire" a meal is to cook it, to "86" something is to cancel it.

[@jac1011]

The real class traitor is the one stealing intros from the proletariat LMAO

[@duncancooper]

HABACHI TIME!!!!!

[@netshaq2]

BACHABI TINE

[@talan2861]

as a person turning 18 in the coming months whos already out of highschool and in the work force shit like this makes me not wanna try at all

[@dawnpatrol13]

Good news: the vibes are bad, but the job market is good. Unemployment is at like a 50-year low, and inflation-adjusted wages for the lowest-paid decile of workers has grown faster than any other segment of the population. A lot of the vibes I think are based on an employer's view of the economy. "How cheaply can I get other people to do stuff?" (e.g., cook my food, wait on me, drive me around). If that's the perspective, then the economy looks terrible, because all those people have better job prospects and hiring people for shitty jobs has become way harder and more expensive post-pandemic. Many upper-middle class people have not seen wage growth, and they also tend to consume services that rely on cheap labor, so a lot of them have bought into this view.

[@lewekasistbatman5070]

8:39 shits get quik very fast

[@lazy_dad]

it's now july and paqui, who was owned by hershey, has gone out of business. :-( any product you can now find is just the end of their stock and there won't be any more. that's a shame, they made amazing nacho chips.

[@AM-tl1xi]

86 the editor, the music drove me insane, especially at the end

[@Shamanmanwow]

Hope you enjoyed your bachelor with your wife man 😇🥰

[@adrianbyrne114]

editing :(

[@LukeStonePharmD]

I planted some sort of hot pepper and grew bell peppers. Glad it wasn't just me.

[@nada8759]

I'M ONLY 54 SECONDS IN AND I WANT UNSUBSCRIBE FROM MISTER BEAST PLZ xoxo

[@bransontsn]

Shaq these edits are not it bro please I watch you to get away from brain rot

[@peterheinzo515]

i would be fine with the dynamic pricing thing. id happily search out whatever the others dont want and buy the stuff thats cheapest. society is headed to either slavery or anarchy anyways.

[@netshaq2]

you can already do that now you just buy what's on clearance sale.

[@jabarbors]

That's no way a human edited this video, they must have AI video editors or something. This is impossible to watch.

[@WorldCrafterPrime]

Your fate is in your own hands. Even if it's not completely, it's still a better lie to tell yourself. Go make money

[@netshaq2]

what.

[@benmuschol1445]

love your content but "headlines that validate my understanding of the world" is about as useless as it gets for economic analysis. the economy is more than the vibes that you get from Vox headlines!!

[@netshaq2]

False the economy is 102% vibes with a 2% margin of error

[@theclownofclowns]

bro I got my apple VR set on and I am ready for a full onslaught of AI chili's sludgicles. APOTHEOSIS