I HATE BABOONS. I really hate them. StoryTime with Andrew St Pierre White

[@AlexGossett]

Storytelling is an underappreciated art, but I appreciate it, very much.More please :-)

[@axelcordes]

I agree 100% with Alex - and your way of doing it is really gorgeous!

[@environmenteller4442]

Holy shit chasing u through the trees crapping on u lol great laugh thanks

[@robwainwright5387]

Wow, you're a great story teller. I absolutely loved listening to your baboon story. Having grown up in the mountains of Eastern Cape, South Africa I can fully relate to the menace of those pests.

[@daviddouglass208]

“Scored several direct hits” 🤣🤣

[@tomcranks]

I pictured Benny Hill running through the trees yelling like David Attenborough as the baboons made several direct hits.

[@4xoverland]

Yes, but Sir David never uses those words I used that day.

[@ThemTokTV]

I dig how you tell stories. I enjoy your Story Time videos more than the normal 4x4 stuff. My wife is just in love with your content. She doesn't watch a lot of KZbin but for you she can watch the whole video. Keep up. This had me in stitches though, especially the part about Baboons chasing you.

[@Sir_Chuckmyster]

This is by far my favourite Story Telling Episode, had me on the edge of my couch 😊

[@carpor911]

I love your story, and to be honest it has been a long time ago that someone has been able to keep my attention that long. Keep telling stories the way YOU do.

[@horeamarinescu1016]

I was watching this at work now.. had me in stiches!! I love the way you tell stories and portray them.

[@Micko1987]

this is an absolute brilliant story! thank you Andrew I was completely drawn into this

[@PoolsideSeries]

Mr. White, i'd love to watch more of your stories. You are an amazing storyteller. Of all your amazing content here, storytime is my favourite stuff. Please don't stop telling us more of your wonderful stories!

[@douglasdearden4879]

Just wonderful. Yes, more stories. Reading them is great, but Mr. White's storytelling is a joy.

[@mmbarchetta]

Dear Andrew, I've been watching your videos for so long now and this video is one of the best. Your a true story teller! Please give us more of these stories of which you probably have hundreds. Mixing your channel with the truck, the photography and personal inputs makes it most probably the best in the world! Thanks that you spend so much effort and dedication in every 20 minute clip you upload!

[@waffenmacht]

Best story ever! Andrew, the SAS Sniper.

[@Gouveia100]

LOLOLOL your sad face when saying they nicked your candybar. Priceless!!

[@MisterPrecision13]

As a rifle and bow hunter for the past 44 years I have witnessed many shots like this. People have to realise that some folks are born with better reflexes, hand/eye co-ordination and others can just run faster than most. We all have different gifts and this man was obviously a remarkable marksman. Just look into history, there have been many freakily accurate snipers in the armed forces with very basic equipment by today's standards who pulled off incredible shots. Thank you for a very entertaining story Andrew...

[@keyboardcommando9046]

No my man it was standard requirment to be able to shoot a chest sized target at 850m with open sites R1 or R4 in the old south african army. Ive seen my father do the same thing. He would just pick up a rifle to his line of sites and slot a running springbuck in its head, infact on the farm when he and his brothers we asked to go fetch meat they were only aloud to shoot head shots so as to not waste meat. The times he didnt shoot head shot an missed happened so few times that they remeber each time and still tease him about it.The old army had incredibly high standards and were the most deadly ground and airborn units in the world along with Rhodesian forces of the time. Go read about 32 batalion and exucutive outcomes. Any man that was in an infantry unit was expected to be a master marksmen, it wasn't talent it was a requirment.

[@CustomcrowdMitroc]

like white death, the finnish sniper in ww2 that use no scope and has the most confirmed kills as a sniper

[@benjamintucker1075]

These are great! “They scored several direct hits”. Too funny! 😂😂😂

[@SteveMrW]

Andrew, I am a new subscriber in the U.K. over from MrBuckeroonies channel. I very much enjoyed your chat with him, and I am looking forward to catching up with your videos.

[@CharlesinGA]

Oh, I loved this one.......... so good. Oh my sides are hurting from the laughing..........

[@authenthuse5165]

Man o man - this was a great story, told even better! Well done!

[@East_Coast_Ghost86]

Many chuckles were had, sir. Thank you for your misfortune. :D

[@danjfortt8572]

My goodness I was in fits of laughter listening to your fantastic ability to relive this incident. I loved every minute of this story thank you

[@mrjohnsonclarke]

Great story, very immersive! -and that macro setting is cool! Makes it feel like you are in the same room.

[@WhiteCavendish]

Great story! I'm afraid the Botswana Wildlife Department just put a warrant out for you, though, Andrew ^.^

[@Jonahhuang]

Such a wonderful story and such beautiful storytelling skill. Made me a good roll of laughters! So vivid!!

[@ssabet9]

OMG I've laughed so hard with this StoryTime!!! Excellent one Andrew

[@6wilbur9]

Comedy gold. I love a good belly laugh. Great storytelling

[@seanwilken6979]

The baboons you shot sent their grandchildren to break in to you tent 😂😂😂

[@christiankruse5193]

Oh dear, that was a great story!! I really hope you tell us more of them!! Thanks for all the time and effort you put on this to give us such a nice moment. I really appreciated it!

[@AndrewCastlemaine]

Great reminiscence and so well told. I reckon heaven would be sitting around a campfire somewhere off the beaten track listening to your stories

[@kentucky4x456]

Just want to say that I thoroughly enjoy your work. Your stories and videos of your adventures and travels are wonderful. Also your informational stuff is top notch. Keep up all the good work, and I wish you and your family the best.

[@adz6494]

I Did enjoy it. Had a nostalgic flash back to my child hood/school days where we had storytelling time both in school and with family, granny,aunts uncles, cousins etc. Thank You for sharing. Later

[@joaopchenriques]

Great, great story telling skills! Great story!. Came here to see this video while reading torn trousers. It is great to 'picturize' what we read on book - which is great, by the way :) Very nice work indeed!

[@chilylevel5]

St. Pierre in his finest hour.... First class story telling! 👌🏻

[@Lex-Hawthorn]

just watching this older post Andrew, it puts a whole new meaning on Great White Hunter, eh? 🐒 I nearly busted a boiler over this story mate. Absolutely Awesome. ;) 😅😂🤣

[@daryusaden9504]

Great storytelling. Every second was captivating!

[@eurotoura]

Andrew. Love the stories. Had a similar problem with a horse (I did not shoot it so please listen to my brief tale). We were on a caravan holiday in the English country side in a rented caravan, the caravan was sited right next to fence keeping a horse contained within a field. From the first morning we arrive just before 6am this horse would tap its head against the window of the caravan, we soon realised it did this every day as it was used to being rewarded with food by other holiday makers. Now I do not dislike horses, but we are not early risers and this by the third morning was ruining our day, so I decided on what I hoped would be a solution. So I went shopping to be prepared for my wake up call next day. As expected we heard the tap on the window and on this occasion I opened the window and greeted the magnificent beast. I held out my hand and gave him some sugar lumps which he obviously enjoyed, I then held out my hand a second time and fed him a handful of “Fisherman’s Friends cough sweets” for those who may not be familiar with the product they are to say the least very strong to taste almost having a similar effect to eating a raw chilli...To say they had an immediate effect would have been an understatement!!! All I can say it that for the remainder of our stay we were no longer disturbed first thing in a morning from then on😀 Love the content and wishing I could replicate some of your travels and adventures...

[@MrAttilaRozgonyi]

Love your stories Andrew! Keep them coming!!

[@antonminnie1679]

Awesome story. Thank you so much for sharing 😂

[@leegroenewald6045]

I can think of nothing better than a brandy and coke around the fire with you Andrew lol fantastic South African story time

[@saeedj9156]

Awsome story teller. Thank you for sharing.

[@georgepolyzoidis1304]

Great story! (Since they were so sensitive to the weapon's sound, you could have used something like a clicking frog to scare them off and if they ever got used to it, then bring out the weapon for real.)

[@philbrown3728]

I did enjoy that Andrew. I quite enjoy how you tell stories.

[@markarnold5898]

You are a good storyteller, sir! After paraphrasing your story to my wife she bought Torn Trousers.

[@PaulMcCabe]

I just love your story time Andrew 👍

[@spacemanmoe5622]

We have wild hogs in central FL. they are a destructive animal, but they don't POOP on your head! Good story, thanks and sorry about your candy bar.

[@jimmyjones6816]

Andrew, I'm still laughing!! Great story! Very visual story telling! Thanks for the laugh!!

[@BlindIo42]

You tell a hell of a good story. Next time you are in the US, consider coming to one of the Cowboy Poetry and Story Telling events; I think you would enjoy it. Maybe even share one of yours.

[@calsurflance5598]

I was at boyscout camp with my son many years ago in Northern California, when a mountain lion attacked a horse in the coral 100 ft from where we were sleeping in a tent. The horse screamed and woke up the camp. Most horrible sound I have ever heard. It survived. We got a state tracker and a permit to shoot it but never saw it again. If it was bold enough to attack a 1200 pound horse, it wouldn’t have thought twice about going after a 10 year old scout.

[@panoslioulias6231]

What an unexpected find. Appreciate your stories and hope to hear more!

[@small.towns.open.spaces]

Excellent story! Great shot, Andrew!

[@NippyMoto]

I had fallen asleep watching videos and autoplay must have put this on. I had the most insane dream.

[@beerman7410]

Saffa hunter here. I can confirm, baboons know what a rifle is. They’re eyesight is amazing, look it up it’s quite fascinating. Impressive that you went after them with a shot gun. South African game farm baboons wouldn’t get close enough.

[@farmer_siv]

LOL!! "for years they sang folk songs about me in the village" hahahahah The best story EVER!!

[@daniellee566]

That was a great bedtime story! Nighty-night Andrew.

[@MadiedoJason]

Thank you for the wonderful story. You have a gift!

[@consaka1]

LOL That was a great story in so many ways. Can't wait to hear another.

[@priosminimus6969]

Man, I knew that story from the book, but heraing you telling it - I still have tears in my eyes. They probably can distinguish a ready weapon from an unloaded one? How about electric fences - or later just the look of them, wouldn't that work? We chase martens away from engine bays with pocket size electronic devices that really makes them jump when they TOUCH it, it's not ticking the whole night.

[@platvis379]

Haha very cool story. I was wondering how you gonna shoot a baboon with a shotgun, but when you said hole by the temple, I realized it wat a rifle.

[@michaelrandall5992]

This was the best campfire story I ever heard!!!

[@hashbhatnagar]

Great story Andrew. One of your best.

[@paullangenberg5907]

Nice story telling Andrew Same thing is happening on Fraser island here in Australia where ignorant people feed the dingoes ,and have to be culled only because they lose their fear of humans

[@sjgoodie6593]

That was the funniest true story I’ve ever heard. Outstanding! I own a local zipper company, Baboons could be a statement on my next advertising stint, 😝

[@bjgtrev1970]

Loved it Andrew you’ve definitely have a great way with story telling , and you’ve definitely have had a great life so far by the sounds of it.I hope that we meet soon as I feel you have a lot to offer to others in an inspirational way. You would be great company around a camp fire with story’s like that . Love your work thanks for sharing your life with us.

[@kieron3676]

I just love your storytelling! And what a great shot you are ^^

[@simonsmith3867]

A gunsmith I know has a baboon skull, from an alpha male, that he takes with him to all the fieldsports shows, he calls it "Yorick." The canine teeth are huge, absolutely huge. Great story, thank you for telling it.

[@marcovalenzuela4177]

One of the best stories I have heard in a very very long time. Love your work.

[@Indianahillclimber]

Thanks for the story. That's how I feel about Canadian Geese.

[@overlandbyrover]

Fantastic story telling

[@alexbrown1995]

I too hate baboons, Andrew, with good reason. In about 1960 in Zimbabwe at the age of 9 I was bitten by one. I had ridden my bicycle to the local native store and my dog had come along. He went sniffing around the back of the store and there was a baboon tied up there - it attacked my dog so I went in to rescue him and got a nice chunk taken out of my wrist. I still remember riding home with blood p*ssing out of the hole and tears running down my cheeks. My mother was a nurse and decreed that I didn't need stitches so to this day I have the scar to remind me how much I hate them. I revisited Zim in 2014 and went to where the store was. It had gone and there was a flash pizza place there, run by a couple of sisters. I told them the story - they were amazed that after 50 years in Australia I had come back to Zim to the spot where I'd been chewed....

[@andrewwhitehead6244]

Great story really entertaining ,thanks Andrew keep up the great work

[@hippiebits2071]

Sounds like not only an excellent marksman but a very upstanding friend considering the risk involved.

[@carywatmore]

Fantastic story and storytelling - lovely. I laughed so hard my glasses fell off.

[@foxbat212]

Having had baboon's raid my tent while camping near Vic falls in 1998 I can appreciate your experience. I too on more than one occasion have shot nuisance baboon's and I can tell you the staff were very appreciative of the "bush" meat.

[@craigdouglasmartens7037]

Great story, Andrew! This reminds me of how came to see a Massey Ferguson Red alpha male baboon on the Nottingham Road Loteni district road. We were in the back of a Landrover 110 tdi200 landrover pickup on the way to Loteni for an overnight hike to Yellowwood Cave. We were passing Nzinga Cattle Ranch only to see a lone, very bright red baboon a short distance away from the main troop around catte feeding stations. Being an avid wildlife enthusiast I sent a photo of this odd baboon to my ex Natal Parks Board dad and my then current Cape Nature older brother. The former mentioned mutations, genetic throwbacks etc. My brother sends back a message saying " Peter M^^^^^s has been painting the boss baboon again. It must have stolen the cattle feed licks again...

[@emileviljoen]

Great story. Yes I have seen how baboons unzip a tent in Kruger Park. Never believed they can...until that day. I have also seen how they first go peep into a caravan to see if the folks are sleeping, then went to raid the side-tent. They ripped my tent (heavy canvas) open from one side to the other. They have raided my camp numerous times - ripped plastic ammo boxes open to consume the contents. So not to fond of them either :-).

[@michaelhewitt835]

What a great story, i thoroughly enjoyed it. Did make me laugh out loud. Thank you

[@andrereynard6684]

Fantastic story Andrew. Have a wonderful day

[@andresparcerisa]

Andrew, you're such a good story teller, bravo!!

[@morneschroeder6255]

Great Story Andrew!

[@josedealmeida]

Read the book, loved that story, great reading it is. Cheers

[@DoctorTooploop]

it might have made the camp more unsightly but staking the baboon's body up into the tree probably would have been a far better deterrent

[@willywantoknow2563]

Never want to meet a baboon due to stories I've heard; but just think Andrew, if a baboon never s*** on your head, you'd never have a great story to tell! I love story time! An art that should never die! My kids are always asking me "tell a funny story, tell a funny story!". I hope i can keep up without repeating... I find it is through some of the most distasteful moments of my life the best stories are born.

[@danielscott9769]

Good story, and believable. I have read some of the comments on here and some people don't understand how a shotgun works. The farther away the target, the greater the spread of the pellets. It only takes one pellet to get the job done. 000 has 10 pellets and 00 has 15 pellets. If it was a slug it would have separated it's head into two halves.

[@sergioferreirs69]

Great story! I'd love to read all the other adventures that you and Gwen had there. If it's still available where can I get the book? Even in electronic form.

[@robertanderson5796]

Wonderful story Andrew. You had me in stitches. Andrew do you know how to catch a polar bear? Quite simple really! Find a nice open area with plenty of ice. Cut a hole in said ice. Boil up some peas in salt water. Spread the peas uniformally around the hole that you have made and wait patiently. When the polar bear comes down for a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. Done!!

[@chingon_grandpa]

Brilliant, great story! Thanks for sharing.

[@zaynegoodwin]

Oh my goodness this made my morning, thank you for sharing, getting a copy of Matanta soon

[@NathanNostaw]

Thanks for such a great story. Very well told. :)

[@aldrimduramax]

We need more from john T . Me and my family almost pissed ourselves when you said ," good shot andrew"

[@nortinn]

Much appreciated Andrew. I love your story times

[@hharlin98]

Enjoyed it, excellent storytelling.

[@pauljordaan217]

Grew up in simular environment. Thanks Andrew for harmoniuos values. Wish you near and my personal friend. Could learn alot from your experiences. Meantime follow you. I laughed out hard on the baboon and motswana people's way. This made my day. Regards Paul

[@ahalam100]

One of the best stories soo far.. hats off sir

[@motoring9056]

Such an awesome display of Marksmanship Mr. Andrew! Haha

[@Splagnate]

This is great! I would’ve dusted all the food waste with habanero pepper and sat back and watched

[@gonzorodri]

Thanks for sharing the story Andrew!! appreciated

[@icitlalistardust9060]

One of the best camp stories I ever heard ! Thanks Andrew

[@rayred74]

We used to dig a hole in th ground with fruit, put a fishing line around it and waited, vervet monkey would put his hand in and we would reel it in on the fishing rod, then dump baking flower over it and set it free - it would chase it’s troop and they would run away - result! And happy in the knowledge that the flower would wash off and not do permanent damage

[@MrLunithy]

lol

[@BlaineVorster]

Good one ! haha

[@MrLunithy]

For all the un initiated folks sorry Andrew. A modern shotgun slug is a heavy projectile made of lead, copper, or other material and fired from a shotgun. Slugs are designed for hunting large game, self-defense, and other uses. The first effective modern shotgun slug was introduced by Wilhelm Brenneke in 1898, and his design remains in use today. Most shotgun slugs are designed to be fired through a cylinder bore or improved cylinder choke, rifled choke tubes, or fully rifled bores. Slugs differ from round-ball lead projectiles in that they are stabilized in some manner. In the early development of firearms, smooth-bored barrels were not differentiated to fire either single or multiple projectiles. Single projectiles were used for larger game, though shot could be loaded as needed for small game and birds. As firearms became specialized and differentiated, shotguns were still able to fire round balls though rifled muskets were far more accurate and effective. Modern slugs emerged as a way of improving on the accuracy of round balls. Early slugs were heavier in front than in the rear, similar to a Minié ball to provide aerodynamic stabilization. Rifled barrels, or rifled choke tubes were developed later to provide gyroscopic spin stabilization in place of or in addition to aerodynamic stabilization. Many of these slugs are saboted sub-caliber projectiles, resulting in greatly improved external ballistics performance. A shotgun slug is typically more massive than a rifle bullet. As an example, one common .30-06 bullet weighs 150 grains (0.34 oz; 9.7 g). The lightest common 12 gauge shotgun slug of 7/8 oz. weighs 383 grains (0.875 oz; 24.8 g). Slugs made of low-density material, such as rubber, are available as less lethal specialty ammunition.

[@gunfighterwannabe777]

Oh man, I really liked this story. I swear I laughed loud alone.

[@ianfrancisledesma4431]

For years they sang songs about me...I laughed so hard, for about the fifth time watching this video...instant classic!