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In the history of Europe, the Middle Ages or medieval period (also spelt mediaeval or mediæval) lasted approximately from 500 AD to 1500, although alternative starting and end points exist. The Middle Ages is the middle period of the three traditional divisions of Western history: antiquity, medieval, and modern. The medieval period is itself subdivided into the Early, High, and Late Middle Ages, and the early medieval period is alternatively referred to as the Dark Ages.
Population decline, counterurbanisation, the collapse of centralised authority, invasion and the mass migration of tribes, which had begun in late antiquity, continued into the Early Middle Ages. The large-scale movements of the Migration Period, including of Germanic peoples, led to the rise of new kingdoms in Western Europe. In the 7th century, the Middle East and North Africa came under caliphal rule with the Arab conquests. The Byzantine Empire survived in the Eastern Mediterranean and advanced secular law through the Code of Justinian. In the West, most kingdoms incorporated extant Roman institutions, while the influence of Christianity expanded across Europe. The Carolingian dynasty of the Franks established the Carolingian Empire during the later 8th and early 9th centuries in Western Europe before it succumbed to internal conflict and external invasions.
During the High Middle Ages, which began after 1000, the population of Europe increased greatly as technological and agricultural innovations allowed trade to flourish and the Medieval Warm Period climate change allowed crop yields to increase. Manorialism, the organisation of peasants into villages that owed rent and labour services to the nobles, and feudalism, the political structure whereby knights and lower-status nobles owed military service to their overlords in return for the right to rent from lands and manors, were two of the ways society was organised in the High Middle Ages. This period also saw the formal division of the Catholic and Orthodox churches, with the East-West Schism of 1054. The Crusades, which began in 1095, were military attempts by Western European Christians to regain control of the Holy Land from Muslims and also contributed to the expansion of Latin Christendom in the Baltic region and the Iberian Peninsula. In the West, intellectual life was marked by scholasticism, a philosophy that emphasised joining faith to reason, and by the founding of universities. The theology of Thomas Aquinas, the paintings of Giotto, the poetry of Dante and Chaucer, the travels of Marco Polo, and the Gothic architecture of cathedrals such as Chartres mark the end of this period.
The Late Middle Ages was marked by difficulties and calamities including famine, plague, and war, which significantly diminished the population of Europe; between 1347 and 1350, the Black Death killed about a third of Europeans. Controversy, heresy, and the Western Schism within the Catholic Church paralleled the interstate conflict, civil strife, and peasant revolts that occurred in the kingdoms. Cultural and technological developments transformed European society, concluding the Late Middle Ages and beginning the early modern period.
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[@madcatlady]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the only accurate Medieval movie I have ever seen

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We are the knights who say “Ni”

[@boychowskibrothers]

ALIENS is my favorite medieval film. A traveling maiden is recruited by men-at-arms, thanks to her experience of a previous encounter with a strange and savage warrior from a far off land. They set out on a journey to a distant colony joined by a devious merchant and a Bishop, only to find it pillaged by a horde of foul warriors led by an evil queen. After an ambush leaving many men-at-arms dead and finding a child survivor, our fair maiden must now become a soldier and stop the evil queen's horde from expanding her empire.

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Epic!

[@gogonzalo9713]

Now I want the Alien: Stalker comic to be adapted to a movie

[@shadowman8787]

Well said!

[@gamereaper1591]

Truly the best medieval film.

[@martabachynsky8545]

Awesome!

[@becca6663]

3/3 Please don't tell me I'm the only one who heard your intro and thought, as an American, challenge accepted? In all seriousness Mr. Megatron, You're one of my absolute favorite channels on YT. You're an excellent teacher and an honorable debater. I admire the academic thoroughness of all of your videos and have learned quite a lot from you. Thank you.

[@OgoidAlucard]

1960's medieval gangsters charging at each other jousting on Harley Davidson's with modified Tommy Guns. I WANNA WATCH THIS NOW

[@kylemorice4870]

That would actually be cool. There was actually a movie from the 80s called knight riders in which knights rode motorcycles. Im not sure if the motorcycles were harley davidsons or not. But you may find it interesting.

[@lindawakiyama1603]

Dear Metatron, because of your channel I’ve realized just how Poorly researched, at times Biased, their channels are! It’s very hard to find other channels that measures up to your standards of excellence. Thank you for Your Dedication to Accuracy and Honesty! Sincerely from Japan

[@matthewk87]

I swear that some of these channels exist to troll people and see how many people will view and then either dump hate on them or make response videos.

[@TheBrewjo]

Thank you, so glad to be apart of this.

[@KV_zacc]

*a part ;)

[@doriangreen7829]

Indeed, you misspelt "a part" there, mate!

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While we’re on the subject: Hone in

[@paolocarl.8205]

a and part should be apart, therefore apart should be a part

[@MCJhanra]

Well works the same, Metatron asked to not leave comments so if you are "apart" are helping him

[@christiansorensen7567]

Your montage of "medieval movies" brought the old song from Warcraft II to my head. "Wa-wah-wawa-what do you want?"

[@FolkeBernadotte2]

“No medieval knight went to battlefield without wearing an armor”…… Dhiraar Ibn Al-Azwar went to the battle of Yarmouk topless 💪🏻

[@melvinbrumski1446]

I’m a custodian at a school and regularly work 12+ hours a day, and your content is perfect for my end of day cleaning. I can just listen and still understand everything that is going on. I listen to a few other channels that do long format stuff (2+ hours) but I’m always checking for a new video from you.

[@shadowscribbler6100]

Same! I'm an artist and can listen to Metatron while I work and still be entertained. Him and Mr ballen are my regulars.

[@Nocraza_Kram]

I salute you brother. Custodians and other essential workers don't get enough praise imo due to working jobs deemed "lowly status." But as an active duty military member I can definitely say, you guys are more than worthy of being saluted for a job well done.

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I look forward every time you release a new video. You are one of my favorite KZbinrs.

[@metatronyt]

Thanks!

[@esttaxatty]

Totally agree!

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Same! I look forward to new releases!

[@rekik2936]

if I got a list or something, he for sure is among the top 10s

[@christiansorensen7567]

"I've got a helm Greg, can you helmet me?" -Medieval the Parents

[@gullwingstorm857]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliastrzyga2274]

Can't help myself! :D Leaving a comment just to be a part of the mass madness and your slow descend into madness.

[@solaviola2656]

You should TOTALLY make your own Top Medieval Movies list!

[@marekgorka9816]

That would be short probably.

[@bigolbearthejammydodger6527]

I agree with this comment, would be awesome. Im going to throw in the small indie productions predator dark ages as well as knight of hope, both are awesome an decently realistic.

[@ariebrons7976]

5:30 :" no medeival knight would have gone to the battlefield, without wearing armour?" The duke of Casa del Loco never wore armour, or clothes for that matter.

[@imzadiwhite4778]

That explains why "loco" has a certain meaning nowadays.

[@BlackQback]

The duke? Where was that house from? The only "La casa de locos", which does contain naked people is a painting of a madhouse by Francisco Goya. Have I missed something?

[@ariebrons7976]

@@BlackQback * satire *

[@BlackQback]

@@ariebrons7976 Ah, cool. However, one can never be totally sure when it comes to such stories, as history is full of both quirks and madness. Then, there are the names... i Pazzi, for example.

[@yomama5645]

Gotta say, I feel your pain my friend. These hurt my soul but I feel like I have to watch the video for the sake of solidarity.

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We love you Metatron! God bless you and your family❤

[@BrOkEnChiBi]

Real talk: this is too funny to not indulge in, Metatron. Your reactions are justifiably silly and as a Noble One, I’m here for it 😂 btw Gladiator was the best medieval Roman movie of all time 😜 (this is my third comment, I have no regrets 🫡

[@sageof6pandas233]

Im a 17 year old who enjoys History content. Your content regarding history is some of the best content on the platform, and it would be sad to lose a paragon of truth such as yourself. Please take care of yourself, I would rather wait for you to take a break than to have you pump out half assed content, or to burn yourself out. Please take care, I'll have you in my prayers.

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4. Because I feel like overachieving

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Hey I done 4 but it was "1 '4' the road". I like urs better though 😉 🙏👍🤣😩

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Reach for the stars, Noble One. You have inspired others. 😂

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Metatron, ive been watching you fir about three days. And truly enjoying YOU, your personality, that temporal formation you manefest through, and of course also the facts you present. Keep up the good work.

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Commento n. 1. I video che fai di debunking sono estremamente divertenti: è impossibile perdersene uno.

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I hope you’re hanging in there Metatron. You’ve got amazing content and a critically important dedication to clarity and research. Thanks for what you do. 3/3

[@becca6663]

2/3 I really enjoy how you surgically cut to the heart of your issues and explain it concisely.

[@MichaelLewis-fx8eq]

Comment number 1: Love your work. People don't give (objective) history nearly enough time these days. Everything has to be viewed through a modern political and ideological lense. Thank you Metatron for always doing your best to deliver objective truths.

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This was a great video, hope to see more of your great work. 3/3

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Love it when you feel humorous! Wish you the best

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I always learn from your videos! Please keep up the outstanding work💖✨💫

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Looking Forward to the next episode

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We love you and your content so we have to comment. We appreciate you delving into history so we don't have to!

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You're not my dad

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Mine either

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Good luck on the future episodes of this series.

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you keep putting them out, we'll keep commenting on them

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Nah I'm not going to comment on this video

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@@danielrose765 that would be cruel, it's probably best if you don't comment, a d let this nightmare of a series end...

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​@@danielrose765 You already did 😂

[@ArchonOne]

Man, I love your vids. I have a poser for you though: What sorts of medieval weapons do you propose for a reduced gravity environment? Like an ancient civilization in something like 70% of our gravity. My intuition tells me slings and arrows would be heavier. I know you're not a physicist, but I have a hunch you've thought about this before.

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4. Please, do not ever change!

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I needed that laugh with Clara, thanks.

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One of my favourite history style KZbinrs!

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I love your videos. True entertainment AND educational…such a rare find!

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Great research as always ❤

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You make me smile all the time. Thanks for that.

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oh, and im here for the 3 comments challenge!. Keep Making great Content my friend!, Cheers from Argentina.

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your videos are great, never stop.

[@embee7434]

Comment #2: your laughter is infectious. I think that's why these videos are so poplar. It's just a joy.

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I do like your personality and humor when doing these videos.

[@AgentK87]

Lastly, welcome to the crazy bin. We’ve been waiting for you 🥰

[@AR-bl2hx]

The fuller (on the sword) is there to prevent suction, so that the combatant is able to pull out the sword from his opponent

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All this humor got me in good spirits Sir 😂

[@1213stmarie]

I always look forward to your videos!!! 💖✨💫

[@astroterf.]

Brilliant 👌🏻 The state of education is nothing short of appalling - I saw a comment on another video referring to Christopher Marlowe (peer of Shakespeare) referred to as a 'Victorian writer' and it had 700+ upvotes 😔 Only two comments pointed out he was Elizabethan era and one was mine, I despair 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Also I enjoy your videos. Where’s the shogun review?!!!

[@claudiocarreiro8987]

I'm a third of video in and really enjoying it as usual..

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2nd third in and still learning and laughing.

[@claudiocarreiro8987]

Great content as usual. Thank you!

[@attecker]

LoL the siege weapons part :P

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Great video! Please make more!

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I would take the "Helm Helmet" over just a mail coif, that just sounds like a great investment in my protection.

[@davidyemm7910]

One of the few actual scholars I've encountered with a wicked sense of humor. Great editing too.

[@MCRice-el7os]

Switching between this and the Highlander movie! How fun

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Just loved this. I got to laugh out loud. Don’t get that much anymore. I liked the video but the comments!!!! You guys are killing me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1. Love it so much! My partner and I look forward to every video!!!

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Please do a video on what medieval armor was meant to counter specific weapons

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We can't be stopped.

[@nullshock3381]

Clara bit made me think of the Joker, that was awesome.

[@jimdavis4152]

I feel like I have to step in and protect you from those mean bullies on the playground, Metatron. I mean, if you just didn’t react the way you do, maybe we could all live in the stupor of peace and ignorance. 😂 Seriously, thank you for your videos. It makes me smile every time there is a new debunking one.

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Lol i love it when you called in

[@patrickmullane30]

I had to drag my dad to see Blade Runner- he loved Alien- but hated Blade Runner- the theater was empty and when I came back a week later to watch it again - it was no longer playing. I got to UCLA Film school and was ridiculed by my classmates for extolling this film. Three years later the same people were telling me how brilliant the film was. ❤ I think you’re doing ok.

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How is your mom? The real question

[@betheva5917]

Just love all the ranting and gesticulating a La Sicilian. Off to get a good strong cup of coffee from the medieval period. ( too bad the coffee shops hadn’t made inroads yet).

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That look of skepticism at 1:29 made me laugh so hard

[@JessicaHouseknecht]

You should do a review of sorts on how accurate Man in tne Iron Mask is.

[@Caffeinated_Kitsune]

Jokes aside, it's actually pretty heartwarming to see such dedication from a content creator's viewers.

[@mds_main]

I love that he got so mad at Gladiator from the last list that he completely glossed over Shrek being there as well 😂

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Comment 3: Thank you for taking up the fight against misinformation!

[@shockthetoast]

Comment 2 of 3: I'm glad this video Clara-fied the state of Metatron's sanity.

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your channel is the best!

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2. I want to see a medieval movie set in 1880 London where somehow battering rams intended to tear through armour are involved.

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I love your sense of humor 😂

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C. 3 Some of the most objective videos on the platform. Gj!

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2. Breath Metaron, Breath!!!

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Love it when you get silly💖✨💫

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For your time, good sir. And the algorithm

[@maxamillion499]

So let me get this right, ... Gladiator... Not mediaeval time period?!! Shocker!!! lol!!! Keep up the good work. Peace.

[@ldqa2737]

11:58 it was wonderful, wonderful 😊

[@yngvesnarberg3607]

Comment 2:Thank you for making good videos!

[@dumbcat]

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988)

[@yngvesnarberg3607]

Comment 1:Thanks for the information!

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Yo! u gonna do reactions/breakdowns to the shogun tv show?

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Spread your wings to madness with us Meta. :D

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Your commiseration over misrepresentation of history is a comforting thing.

[@zeldadovah15]

2. You make my day, love your humour.

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10:49 😂😂 making my list and checking it twice

[@js9720]

lol, best sword movie: blade runner lol, you've made my day XD

[@joeatwood6905]

Love the sarcasm!

[@goidogoi]

He is thinking of Warcraft's siege weapons.

[@JessicaHouseknecht]

You should do a review of sorts on how accurate Princess Bride is.

[@lordofbanana6869]

To be fair most siege weapons would cause immense damage to armor if the enemy stands still for you

[@ninjato189]

Could you do a review of shogun?

[@Para-Phrase]

I love how you talk with your hands 😂

[@Para-Phrase]

Thinking about it, you might be the most italian man I know

[@Para-Phrase]

3 for 3 comments I hope you are happy now. 😊

[@zeldadovah15]

5. I wish you the best!

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My second one, ow this was fun. 10/58 would watch again.