I hate these classes - Imperial Japanese Parody of Battle Hymn of The Republic

[@dad2827]

"How Am I supposed to understand this bullshit?" -Adm. Yamamoto

[@arya31ful]

@Aron Viberg Instructor : *Something Something Naval Gunnery* Adm. Yamamoto : "I like your funny words magic man"

[@midnighteclipsed2738]

"How Am I supposed to understand this bullshit?" -Everyone reading about battle of solomon

[@Bruhidk8835]

Makarov? What are you doing here? Aren't u dead?

[@dad2827]

@@Bruhidk8835 John Price failed to hang me properly...

[@Bruhidk8835]

@@dad2827 Haha yes. But I failed to kill woods.

[@Ingenting]

interesting

[@therealdokutah]

ayyyy

[@yudianiyani2571]

hey are gonna do the thing

[@cringeyidiotterry]

woah, it's ingen: INGEN HERE, BOYS!

[@MartinHutasoit09]

Ingen and Norwegian Baron will be posting this and other language version of this like a Minecraft speedrun competition

[@iamb0i349]

Oh hey you’re here

[@akihikosakurai4013]

American soldiers hearing this: they must be singing about war or something Japanese soldiers: *complaining about academic bullshit*

[@adeadchannel113]

“what the fuck is this shit, i dont wanna learn fuckin french and consume baguettes everyday.”

[@mariolis]

More like: American soldiers : They must be dissing us with that parody Japanese soldiers : I hate school

[@RLF1949]

Join army to avoid math. Also in army: Require artillery support in south 72 east 124

[@g.-4678]

Ah yes, the 16 number behind zero trigonometry calculation

[@nickthenuker7916]

At least the grunts on the front lines calling in artillery aren’t the ones who have to account for wind, drop and travel time. The ones who are doing the math are the artillerymen.

[@g.-4678]

@@nickthenuker7916 yes, true. My senior high school in indonesia was just 20 meter behind the center of field artillery school of Indonesia national army. I can play and enter that place if the front door are open. Hell yeah, that's also make my boy scout instructor even came from that place. Since I was boy scout lead, I have more time to spend in there and have chance to see how they teach even see the hell of calculating shoot trajectory and to be precise if in college you need at least 8 number behind zero they did 16 number and if can 24 number behind zero while we now even just need to dumb and just use rangefinder etc. etc. and yes, they even told to use manual calculation on ASTROS missile launcher

[@wahabeez]

If I ever became a pilot or a sniper I would be having brain anuerisms

[@Packless1]

...ooops...! 🤪

[@fuso-yamashiro-harunabattl7015]

This song is not only good, it's relatable

[@louiswain9139]

Very relatable

[@falangistinapanzeriii5286]

as an asian i agree i would actually be interested if the educational system isn’t broken

[@epapuelvalve3250]

Epic*

[@justanotherhistorybuff5336]

0:56 i dont know bud

[@mushvigabbasov3951]

Alternate WW3 Mapping Serie HOI4 STYLE kzbin.info/aero/PLduHr0jdST1PBhD1Kcfb8HggK_5jlfm56

[@kn2549]

Mizushima Shuhei wrote this song in 1913 when he was 15 years old while he was a student at a youth army officers school and presented it during a school festival. The principle got angry for calling the school bags “beggars bags” and he got punished by being put into a curfew for couple weeks. His Japanese language teacher was actually impressed by his lyrics and happily praised him for it. The song became popular among other army officer schools around the country and students would sing it until the end of ww2 in 1945. Mizushima himself passed away in 1947.

[@zhouwu]

A brave guy. 45th like.

[@anonymousstout4759]

Mizushima Shuhei and his Japanese language teacher both were a freedom lover. Glory to them!

[@burningphoneix]

He died at 49 years old?

[@user-on4tz1od9g]

Excellent summary!

[@zoltankatona6828]

Chad Mizushima vs Virgin Principle

[@neccriatwo9650]

Most relatable military song.

[@RIFLQ]

I don't get it..

[@souljiaboy7786]

@@RIFLQ it’s basically like how learning about something in school sucks

[@souljiaboy7786]

@@RIFLQ and people hate learning stuff so ye

[@kamikazefilmproductions]

@@souljiaboy7786 lmao, its just the shitty school system

[@souljiaboy7786]

@@kamikazefilmproductions oh ok

[@H2O_Addict]

Finally something that we all can relate too

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

Of course But not for me..

[@comraderoyalguard4699]

As if worshiping the Emperor isn't relatable...

[@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong]

@@comraderoyalguard4699 EMPEROR PROTECTS.

[@Odd_Krieger]

@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong FOR THE IMPERIUM

[@CommissarChaotic]

@@Odd_Krieger yes

[@muhammadalviandi7998]

"Is it math again?" Everytime i arrange my book for tommorow

[@edwardj.ximipa3125]

too relatable

[@g.-4678]

@@edwardj.ximipa3125 welp, since i see 'MIPA' on your account name, rejoice. You have been choose math and memory hell since you choose Science in SHS man.

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

This song is something all Asian kids can relate to I'm sure.

[@Kalashnikov413]

you mean all kids around the world?

[@commodoresan7275]

Yes

[@subarunatsuki4145]

Yes, I agreed with you strongly.

[@comradebrother7411]

Yes

[@muhammadfadhiil5992]

I can relate

[@nathanielaiko8756]

Time to send this to my American friends for a bit of trolling

[@louiswain9139]

We Participate in a moderate amount of tomfoolery

[@t72moderna65]

I'm american and this ahit not only slaps but I wanna play this in class

[@501ststormtrooper9]

We participate in a small amount of Japanfoolery

[@HKG11Prototype]

we do a little trolling

[@theinquisitor7191]

100 times better than America's crappy old mcdonald's theme song.

[@Polavianus]

If any movement against the current school system ever happen This should be the anthem

[@Theredcarolinian]

As Someone in 8th grade thus hits Hard

[@goebbledup1835]

Me and the boys storming the School Cafe to gain support of the popular kids on a coup against the weak student council! And then getting sent to an Hour long detention.... Which you only serve 30 minutes!!!!!

[@Valkyrie_Yukikaze]

@@goebbledup1835 Do it one Feb.26

[@admiralissimus]

Not against school but against the educational system

[@Polavianus]

@@admiralissimus I am vice versa

[@jamesconnor1122]

me: this song sound good but it doesn't sound like an Imperial Japanese song "Oh god, I hate learning Chinese" ah there it is.

[@E4439Qv5]

草

[@guidomista559]

呵呵

[@tatotaytoman5934]

its hard ok

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

5 years later and the kid is waltzing through Nanjing

[@kn2549]

Even today, learning ancient and classical Chinese is mandatory in Japanese schools. Literally no one enjoys them lol

[@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla]

Everyone: "Asians love to study they're extremely intelligent and always love to learn new things!!!" Asians:

[@blueskyalchemist623]

I'm an Asian and oh god lol, I would do anything to skip math days

[@unfortunate1489]

@@blueskyalchemist623 who wouldn't?

[@nathannantasai8945]

I'd say this would be true but a belt is awaiting my presence if I did

[@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla]

@@nathannantasai8945 A kárate belt?

[@Vict0r1984]

@@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla Did you really not get it, or are you sarcastic? They're joking that their father (I don't know the gender of the Japanese person so I'm using they) would beat them with a trouser belt if they admitted this - it's a joke about the strictness of Asian parents. I'm from Eastern Europe and Boomer parents in my part of the world tend to be just as strict (and in some ways worse) as the stereotypical Asian parents.

[@Kalashnikov413]

the only time where all of us agree on IJA

[@fuso-yamashiro-harunabattl7015]

Indeed

[@asianlifter]

“only”

[@subarunatsuki4145]

No, go to the Nippon Kaigun instead. You will fly a Reppu and be an ace.

[@asianlifter]

@The Traditionalist this^

[@fuso-yamashiro-harunabattl7015]

@@subarunatsuki4145 We agree with this comment

[@toiletnoob6464]

In my case the "Oh god, I hate learning Chinese" part is "Oh god, I hate learning French".

[@joelsirola5440]

And in my case it's swedish

[@501ststormtrooper9]

In my case, it's Spanish.

[@cybubhm]

It shouldn't be that bad. I mean, you know a lot of that language already.

[@gyorgysoros1074]

@@501ststormtrooper9 s a m e

[@PhantomTiger]

Change it to hebrew here.

[@shturm602]

The “I’m not a doctor of physics, how am I supposed to know the acceleration” part is something that all high school students can relate with

[@herpyderpy2869]

When the Japanese do the most American thing to do in war: take the enemy's song and parody it

[@edie9158]

This song was written I believe prior to World War 2, and because there was no musical sheet or addendum added, it fit well with the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

[@RIFLQ]

What's the original song?

[@herpyderpy2869]

@@RIFLQ Battle Hymn of the Republic

[@themangledwither]

@@herpyderpy2869 wasn't it john brown's body?

[@cheskotokarev]

@@themangledwither It's a folk song of kind of indeterminate origin, so you're both just as likely to be right! What's important here is that it is very American, and usually very left leaning

[@Wet_Sandwich]

"I'm not a doctor of physics" Their parents: you should be.

[@rayyansagheer6]

Top 10 anime comebacks

[@subarunatsuki4145]

I agreed with that.

[@jawbreakingcandy836]

1:10 as a Japanese student , this is so fucking relatable . I guess Japanese students will forever be tormented by having to learn old Chinese texts as long as japan exists .

[@g.-4678]

Just blame your ancestor for taking kanji rather than 36 hijaiyah (arabic) text lmao

[@giaphudoan1768]

@@g.-4678 you can’t blame the japanese ancestors as they pretty much didn’t know what or who arabic people were so they chose a chinese based writing system

[@MasonGreenWeed]

Japanese on their way to butcher foreign words

[@jawbreakingcandy836]

@@MasonGreenWeed trust me, Americans butcher any other language as much as the Japanese. And it’s not even modern Chinese, it’s centuries old Chinese literature.

[@diegode415]

Bing chilling

[@fiendish9474]

"Confucius and Mencius must have been drunk when writing this bullshit" Lmao

[@USSFFRU]

"Oh god I hate learning Chinese"

[@studentofhistory718]

Can we rename this as battle hymn of the classroom? Bc im iust seeing me 10 years ago thinking all of this

[@olivierp.samvame2266]

@pro Austrian painter that woulb be "pumped p kicks"

[@fireinthehole1986]

We need to rename the song to that title!!! 😂

[@jamesharding3459]

Some of my friends and I came up with an English version of this back when we were officer candidates, altered slightly to fit an American ROTC environment. Our instructors were not amused but it spread like wildfire in the battalion. It took a written order from the colonel threatening anyone caught singing it with summary disenrollment to make it stop, and even then we kept at it whenever cadre weren’t around.

[@IsengardMordor]

Can you please share the lyrics that you came up with? I would love to hear it 😂

[@Armored_Ariete]

share the lyrics!

[@sacktheargonian]

What were the lyrics?

[@commanderrex8351]

Share the lyrics

[@thechimeraprotocol]

we want lyrics

[@augu345]

It's being 107 years since Mizushima released the song and it's still relatable :(

[@brianhasiholanmangoloipard6059]

it's a banger as well

[@ngocquangpham2387]

That mean after all of those years, the problem is still there

[@luxborealis]

What if the Sino-Japanese War was caused by the Japanese being upset at having to learn the Chinese Classics in school?

[@louiswain9139]

It would certainly explain all the atrocities as just a way to let go of their pent-up anger

[@louiswain9139]

@Hans sure does they were so angry at their high school standards that they committed unspeakable atrocities on every race they could get their hands on to let go of the anger

[@louiswain9139]

@Hans yes

[@leclec6169]

@Hans PH Department of Tourism said "Its more fun in the Philippines" so the IJA starts migrating there although IJA had too much fun when they organized a sportsfest in Bataan and PH and US got mad cause they'll have to pay for it so they challenge the IJA to play PUBG in forest, hills and villages then they play COD in Manila

[@annaferns1840]

@@leclec6169 they later decided to expand their pubg maps in the 1945 April update, adding in Okinawa

[@martinb.3997]

Remember: This song was parodied and sang by adult military soldiers

[@christianwhittall5889]

Military school is tough

[@theatagamer90]

@@christianwhittall5889 Military School can lead to alcoholism. Also a nicotine addiction.

[@bkjeong4302]

Remember; this song was parodied and sung by an actual rapist cannibalistic genocidal army.

[@MoonlitMarch]

Finally, an anthem everyone can sing proudly

[@CloakerV8]

The Students Internationale

[@AdmiralKarlDonuts]

As someone who has been tortured by all the crap Confucius and Mencius wrote, I approve this song.

[@Akkise]

I can only agree on the Confucius part. Mencius had good ideas actually.

[@senorsiro3748]

How did you get such a legendary Profile Name? That is hilarious.

[@libatonvhs]

where are you from? we don't learn much about those guys in Europe and I believe in America they don't teach about them too

[@AdmiralKarlDonuts]

@@Akkise Yeah, Mencius was also an expert in debating.

[@AdmiralKarlDonuts]

@@libatonvhs Taiwan

[@SkepCakes]

Watching this while doing Math in formerly colonised country by Japan

[@raditya5663]

Watching this with the same system of elementary education by japanese colonizer

[@kohwenxu]

Watching this while having Composition exams for Two Languages(English + Chinese) in a few days

[@zay0350]

The yanks parodying the confederate’s music- degrading song about them being traitors. The Japanese parodying the United state’s music- “I HATE MATH >:(“

[@szarvaskoppany]

I read this to the rhythm of the battle hymn in my head. Well I had to reeeaally pull out the last line but still.

[@yorgunsamuray]

Then they made into a electronics chain stores’ commercial music. Yodobashi Camera

[@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124]

I mean Why do you think the civil war started? Many conflicting interests at governmental and social level all culminating in the final straw of slavery? No thats dumb,its cuz Robert E. lee told lincoln (a massive fuckin' nerd) that math was hella gay and got his boys stonewall and Jeff to back him up.

[@tyrian_baal]

@@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124 WE AINT GONNA LEARN TRIGONOMETRY EVER AGAIN

[@tyrian_baal]

Funny thing is the Confederates did the same thing during the war

[@BlueCosmos5]

1:07 "I must be Napoleon" this sentence is reference to his quote "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools"

[@sinkingship2067]

Britains: Fucking Airforce! Japanese: Fucking Classes!

[@youraveragescotsman7119]

"Oh god, I hate learning Chinese" And so, they attempted to remove that problem. Nanjing intensifies.

[@kn2549]

Even if Japan succeeded in taking over China and winning the war, learning classical Chinese would still be mandatory to understand historical Japanese documents.

[@tombootysnatcher7191]

@@kn2549 damn it

[@papovka]

reddit

[@CoolMan-ig1ol]

@@kn2549 Chinese was mandatory even when Japan viewed chinese as barbarians and massacred them.

[@ClitoridectomyGroyper]

@@CoolMan-ig1ol Wang Jingwei sends his regards

[@aparioss1072]

The most ambitious cross-over.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

I must be Napoleon, because I am Napoleon!

[@shannon090309]

its u

[@wirasatya723]

Nice jokee

[@siyacer]

Yes

[@Merasus]

He came back from the dead! Is him!

[@humanfrommars882]

Waterloo?

[@SU-152Real]

"How am i supposed to understand this bullshit?" -Someone when there's math exam

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

Random bullshit go! - Me during Math test.

[@rafaelokamura]

I heard music about japanese soldiers dying for their country and their harsh experience with war, now they made a song about my actual life.

[@deisk2707]

Everyone's actual life*

[@inventor121]

Man now I understand why they charged suicidally, better to charge the enemy and die than go back to school to learn calculus.

[@loggygaming2112]

@@inventor121 agreed this is literally my life right now Me seeing physics: How I am supposed to understand this bulls hit? Newton and Einstein must have been drubk

[@Kalashnikov413]

Romaji lyrics (credited to Mr. Globomarch) Kojiki bukuro o omosoni rappa no aizu de atsumatte kyoshitsu sashite zorozoro to yukeba sugaku ka Shinkosuteta no sankaku ga yatto sundato omottara za hyo, genten, houbutsusen korega kaiseki ka Rigaku hakase ja arumaishi kasokudo nanka shiru monoka atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni naruwa juugaku yo Hari ka mimizu ka shiranai ga ton chin kan no gogaku nado yattemo yakuni wa tatanai yo ore wa naporeon Koushi ya moushi ga sake nonde ippai kigen de hora fuita detarame nanka shiru mono ka iya na kanbun ja Mukashi mo mukashi omukashi kenkohoshi ya tsurayuki ga negoto o kaita kokubun wa toketa mizu ame ka Chukojingi to imasara ni mottai rashiku yuu keredo saiminjutsu ni wa chigai nai sugu ni nemuku naru

[@siyacer]

Beautiful

[@user-mr6hy1iw2v]

There are too many mistakes in translating the lyrics. 漢文 Kanbun is old chinese sentence. シンコステータの三角が Triangle of sin, cos and θ

[@chaosXP3RT]

It's crazy that this was written in 1913! It's kinda relatable to today!

[@pancytryna9378]

School didnt change, unfortunately

[@rezavahlevi949]

❌ Battle Hymn of the Republic ✅ Battle Hymn of the Classroom

[@hurricules100]

"I must be napoleon" -napoleon:"wait what......?"

[@Science-ev1he]

“Confucius and Mencius must have been drinking and intoxicated while writing their stuff.”

[@Sana_a04]

"oh god I hate learning chinese" - Hideki Tojo, 1937

[@ringlethuan8297]

Chinese here means Japanese kanjin an ancient and improved form of Chinese medieval

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Tojo wasn’t pm of Japan when they invaded China in 1937 🤓

[@user-qe5by9dz6o]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 I'm surprised Konoe Fumimaro isn't more well known in the West, given he's the guy that started the whole train wreck 💀

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@user-qe5by9dz6o actually it was the soldiers who orchestrated the Marco Polo bridge incident who started the mess. They did that without orders

[@user-qe5by9dz6o]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 You're right, should've clarified. Konoe had no backbone and once the public became enthusiastic about the war in China he suddenly dropped his "stop at Shanghai" attitude and called for all out war.

[@timotheusferdinand4410]

As a Chinese I fkn couldn't stop laughing seeing "I hate learning Chinese"😂😂

[@user-mr6hy1iw2v]

漢文(Kanbun) is old chinese sentence. There are too many mistakes in translating the lyrics. シンコステータの三角が Triangle of sin, cos and θ

[@arghyaprotimhalder5592]

@@user-mr6hy1iw2v trigonometry is actually easy ,

[@yoloi2470]

​@@arghyaprotimhalder5592bruh. Trigonometry is wide. Can almost be applied everywhere and it certainly is not easily to memorize and madter all the formula for an average person.

[@OhYouInternet]

"Yes! I'm in the army now! No more school, no more maths classes! Now, what MoS have I been assigned?" "Artillery." "Fffffffff......"

[@bingchillinglover8868]

The funniest part of this isnt how relatable the lyrics is, it's how it's still being interpreted seriously lol. It's feels so wrong while it ACTUALLY slaps

[@seronymus]

Es schlappen

[@parrotconservative]

United States:the Republic Japan:School is stupid

[@carl1592]

"how am i supposed to understand this bullshit?" -IJA

[@pashairsyad6977]

Glory glory Amaterasu

[@ordinarydude2237]

The fact that he knows Napoleon, Confucius, and Mencius

[@comradekenobi6908]

:/

[@trainguy69]

American version: talks about death of soldiers original version: I'm bored in school

[@VladislavDrac]

Me and my friends at the back of Math class be like:

[@comradebrother7411]

I have my maths exam tomorrow, and wth is this doing in my recommendations?

[@goebbledup1835]

Revolution

[@comradebrother7411]

@The Traditionalist ah, just messed up with a trigonometry sum, rest all answers were ok

[@CunnyRape]

@The Traditionalist federal agent

[@obamabiden]

seeing "how am i supposed to understand this bullshit?" in a century-old parody of a song usually associated with the us civil war, made to be about IJA officer school, is both one of the finniest things I've seen today, and a reminder that people in the past were a lot more similar to us than we usually think

[@technoimperialist9509]

What I was expecting: a patriotic Japanese song about dying for the emperor What it was: a Japanese Soldier talking about how much he hate math

[@nyuwuws]

This is something I didn't expect at all but I needed

[@seronymus]

Thicc hirohito banner

[@nyuwuws]

@@seronymus W I D E

[@obscureoccultist9158]

No matter what culture your from, what language you speak. We can all agree that we all hate school.

[@deeznuts13178]

thank you Japan, you perfectly describe my math class

[@karolgoofit7901]

The math part is so true XD

[@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407]

Mitochondria is the square root of the human body.

[@humanfrommars882]

what

[@preuisch8171]

The Math part was so damn relatable lmao

[@nebojsag.5871]

People who sing relatable songs about hating school committed Nanjing. This is an interesting world.

[@seronymus]

Humans are humans. Who could have guessed? :0

[@cleo4922]

We share a common enemy Tojo! *MATH*

[@ironcrossproduction9280]

As a college student, this is something I and the IJA can agree on.

[@cringeyidiotterry]

Jesus Christ, East Asians singing about math and school in their marching songs WITH equations and concepts of geometry (such as coordinates, origin, and parabola) and physics (such as acceleration)? That's freaking awesome!

[@kohwenxu]

Then you realise it’s just them lamenting about how hard the stuff is

[@von-kale4754]

For some reason I really love this

[@glowmobile596]

I might've just found my favorite song

[@Whiteboard44]

Modern Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese and Hong Kong students being relatable for most of the song:

[@lutral.4789]

That’s it. In the next Call of War round I am playing as Japan.

[@Bruh-zc3qs]

Western kid during exam: Well maybe I can pass this, or maybe not. But at least I tried... Asian kid during exam:

[@Odd_Krieger]

When you're some of the most brutal in committing war crimes but school is still a must

[@SU-152Real]

The most related song for students

[@romagaming6120]

So nobody's gonna talk about the Non japanese university on the background

[@ashasiraribu3276]

Nobody's care

[@romagaming6120]

Wow very scarry wow it make me cry :I

[@mohammadsadisanjaya1121]

What university?

[@justdontask1457]

If u look closely to the flag there's a building

[@romagaming6120]

@@mohammadsadisanjaya1121 i think its a filipino University because of the spanish style building

[@comma792]

Kyujitai lyrics with Romaji: 乞食袋を重そうに、喇叭の合圖で集まって。 (Kojiki-bukuro o omo-sō ni, rappa no aizu de atsumatte.) 教室さしてぞろぞろと，行けば數學か？ (Yōshitsu sashite zorozoro to, ikeba sūgaku ka?) 信仰ステータの三角がやっと濟んだと思ったら。 (Shinkō sutēta no sankaku ga yatto sunda to omottara.) 座標、原點、放物線。これが解析か！？ (Zahyō, genten, hōbutsusen. Kore ga kaiseki ka!?) 理學博士じゃあるまいし、加速度なんか知るものか？ (Rigakuhakushi jaarumaishi, kasokudo nanka shiru monoka?) 頭が四角や三角に、なるは重學よ！ (Atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni, naru wa jugaku yo!) 針か蚓か知らないが、頓珍漢の語學など (Hari ka mimizuka ka shiranaiga, tonchinkan no gogaku nado.) やっても役には立たないよ、俺はナポレオン。 (Yatte mo yaku ni wa tatanaiyo, ore wa Naporeon.) 孔子や孟子が酒飲んで、一杯機嫌でほら吹いた。 (Kōshi ya Mōshi ga sake nonde, ippaikigen de hora fuita.) 出鱈目何か知るものか？嫌な漢文じゃ！ (Detarame nani ka shiru monoka? Iyana kanbun ja!) 昔もむかし、大昔兼好法師や貫之が。 (Mukashi mo mukashi ōmukashi, Kenkō hōshi ya Tsurayuki ga.) 寢言を書いた國文は、溶けた水飴か。 (Negoto o kaita kokubun wa, toketa mizuame ka.) 忠孝仁義と今さらに、勿體らしく言うけれど。 (Chūkōjingi to imasara ni, mottairashiku iukeredo.) 催眠術に違いない、直ぐに眠くなる！ (Saimin-jutsu ni chigainai, sugu ni nemukunaru!)

[@senorbaguette2269]

So this is what happens when you go back in time and move a chair

[@neuschwarzlich5666]

Let us commence forth a diminutive sum of trollery

[@criticalalfredo707]

American Airborne parody: "aight folks. if there's something wrong when u jump, you're automatically die and those medics on the ground will happily escorting your body to the morgue" IJA parody: "i hate school. i hate classes"

[@kn2549]

How nice are the americans for helping their deceased to be carried away….only a IJA soldier can dream

[@morpheyegeo8657]

what parody is that?

[@criticalalfredo707]

@@morpheyegeo8657 blood upon the risers

[@kosakos1999]

"Confucius and Mencius" Flashbacks of learning Old Chinese in high school

[@gibusspy5544]

"Oh god, I hate learning Chinese" And... that's where Nanking begins

[@ThisIsNotKal]

As an native of an former Japanese occupied state i actually agree being Asian really suck when it come to this kind of things

[@justinhandaka5779]

Even the class is online this song still related

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

Here are the lyrics if you struggle to remember the lines Damn having to carry that beggar bag around And having to gather as the trumpets sound The classroom is filled with students Is it math again today? The triangles, all of that thinking And I only barely finished everything Coordinates, origin, and parabola Goddamn, it's analysis! I'm not a doctor of physics How am I supposed to know the acceleration? It's simply a square or a triangle! Goddamn, this is serious stuff! I don't even know if that's a needle or a worm This is the absurdity of language class What a troublesome work this is I must be Napoleon! Confucius and Mencius must've been drinking And intoxicated when they're writing their stuff How am I supposed to understand this bullshit? Oh god, I hate learning Chinese A long time ago Yoshida Kenko and Ki no Tsurayuki They are just writing nonsense Like melting mizuames "Loyalty, Filial Piety, benevolence and love" Why are these values are still relevant nowadays? That class must be hypnotic Because I can fall asleep immediately

[@fedrickthegreat2138]

Holy hell how long did you spend writing this

[@fedrickthegreat2138]

Also Kitchener you have the same interest in history as I

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

@@fedrickthegreat2138 Like 4 minutes, literally just starting and stopping the video lol

[@fedrickthegreat2138]

@@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils Yep I don’t envy your struggle

[@snowsoldier_9775]

When you hate math:

[@shanewarren4678]

Girls going to school: Ugh, school is so boring... Boys:

[@tardarsauce1842]

The fact that many Westerners makes jokes or stereotypes about Asians always studying harder and top notch intelligent. (Ps. I'm an Asian)

[@instablelink]

Im half westerner and half asian, lived in both hemispheres for an equal amount of time and i can say that this is true. I first lived in America and the education there is so lax. When i was finishing up addition and subtraction in grade 2, the grade 2 in the Philippines are already finishing up multiplication and division. You can tell how much i suffered when i transferred to Asia in grade 3

[@TITANia69420]

The "How am I supposed to understand this bullshit?" reverberates with my soul

[@RiceSankai]

Today is math exam bruh

[@hAn_TYkje]

Imagine: You're visiting your friend in Japan. You are now going to their younger sibling's school to introduce yourself. And then you play this song for the students and they all smile and giggle while the teacher just stands there and looks at you with a "You know that they'll never shut up about this song, right?" look.

[@ferdinandfoch4112]

Trolling : ∞%

[@user-bt1hz4gp5o]

0:50 Juugaku (重学) is an archaic word for mechanics. It is not "serious stuff."

[@Giovinezza2000]

March for some students around the world.

[@kapitankapital6580]

"Asians love maths" Asians:

[@bigo3293]

>When you abandon an island before the allies arrive but the allies somehow STILL incur casualties.

[@mynameisname8727]

Japan school movement song:

[@mangokach.1630]

Romaji Lyrics: Kojiki bukuro o omosoni rappa no aizu de atsumatte kyoshitsu sashite zorozoro to yukeba sugaku ka Shinkosuteta no sankaku ga yatto sundato omottara za hyo, genten, houbutsusen korega kaiseki ka Rigaku hakase ja arumaishi kasokudo nanka shiru monoka atama ga shikaku ya sankaku ni naruwa juugaku yo Hari ka mimizu ka shiranai ga ton chin kan no gogaku nado yattemo yakuni wa tatanai yo ore wa naporeon Koushi ya moushi ga sake nonde ippai kigen de hora fuita detarame nanka shiru mono ka iya na kanbun ja Mukashi no mukashi omukashi kenkohoshi ya tsurayuki ga negoto o kaita kokubun wa toketa mizu ame ka Chukojingi to imasera ni mottai rashiku yuu keredo saiminjutsu ni wa chigai nai sugu ni nemuku naru

[@somefurryguy1811]

the IJA doing shitpost before it was popular.

[@warstrategy]

I must be Napoleon

[@takakocaesar579]

When you want to free slaves at 7 but you have classes at 6

[@EternalVirgin]

RISE UP STUDENTS RISE UP AND FIGHT YOUR TEACHERS

[@instablelink]

SEIZE THE MEANS OF EDUCATION

[@Snake101Gaming]

HANG THE PRINCIPAL