I HATE YOU!!!

[@disajdowjoij2oi1jijioej12oiej]

f and marry jar jar kill the other two

[@ratkingbob9404]

I love you

[@Smeffort]

@@ratkingbob9404 “Uhm…..she has a Gungan. Sorryyy😬”

[@Aqu1ls_Curr3nt]

Gay

[@theepicjs5541]

W subscriptions

[@Spongebob907]

W subscriptions

[@dumpylol]

I LIKE YOU!!!

[@iguanavic4834]

Dumperman I lob you

[@dlm292]

Well I don’t

[@pooooooool]

Where the kids at?

[@xenudiodechichirro]

Dumpy is a hardworking man

[@ghuruzilla]

Who are you

[@rulerwøo]

"Why Is It So Mid?" Was Thinking The Same Thing. EDP Part Had Me Dying.

[@rulerwøo]

@Walt Jr understandable.

[@Faux_Activity]

​@Walt Jr Yes, it was how did the Eagles lose, I was screaming in happiness like the time I was promised a cupcake

[@pollos1]

@@Faux_Activity EDP 😱😱😱😱😱😱 WHERES MY CUPCAKES I ORDERED

[@Faux_Activity]

@@pollos1 I got hungry and your name is one of my favorite foods

[@pollos1]

@@Faux_Activity thanks 😳

[@TurtleChad1]

Calling Disney a trustful corporation is like calling Twitter users intelligent

[@thatrandomdogperson323]

Facst

[@icypastasauce7240]

I remember when you had your own comment style now you just post generic crap like this trying to get likes.

[@zoirl]

those are both that i've heard NOT A SINGLE person ever agree with

[@ncrveteranranger4454]

Twitter users r intellegent

[@wizardfucker8999]

as someone who’s officially been on twitter for a year you’re right. you’re so absolutely right

[@koltongarcia8343]

The EDP chase scene was more intimidating than the original scene. You can see the terror on little Leia's face.

[@raam726]

Are diesel patches and weasel batches the same person

[@C0II0SUS.X]

@@raam726 ye

[@Remnicore]

My little brother texted me “a KZbinr I watched used your voice” sent me this video, and boom, it’s the first clip. Honored to be featured!

[@Dynamodog7]

Funny thing about this, is that obi wan would've absolutely killed Vader if he had another chance. In canon he kept pushing Luke to kill Vader but Luke refused.

[@alpacawithouthat987]

Jedi aren't against killing. Mace Windu killed Jango Fett because he had to. Yoda and Obi-wan cut down dozens of clones to escape Order 66. Obi-wan all of a sudden having mercy on the galaxy's biggest war criminal and murderer is both out of character and stupid

[@Dynamodog7]

@alpacawithouthat987 Im saying it doesnt make sense that obi wan doesnt kill anakin at that moment. He tried to kill him mustafar. And he tried to convince luke to kill him. So I'm saying it doesnt make sense that for him to just all of sudden spair him. Heck, it doesn't even make sense to have obi wan fight anakin again because it conflicts with everything that he is.

[@enthusiasticallydry]

i won’t kill a defenceless person…mmmbuuuuutt

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

@@enthusiasticallydryexcept he wasn’t even defenseless he still had his lightsaber in his hand and was trying to move closer to fight him but was too weak to actually make a move

[@xXNP4CNuclearXx]

The impending doom of EDP chasing me down in a forest with that look in his eyes will haunt my nightmares tonight. Thanks Diesel.

[@assbutt6969]

i love ur pfp fr

[@chipchamp8580]

W pfp

[@crazycoffee]

Impending doom Isa good band

[@RestInPiss6aleb]

EARL

[@raggens]

He’s just looking for his cupcake lmao

[@Dynamodog7]

This feels like something you should put on wiesel batches.

[@pieseldatches]

They ain't the same people

[@desuburasuta]

A video such as this needs a bigger audience and that reach can only be reached by diesel patches himself (no disrespect to weasel beatches ofcourse) but it was something only diesel patches can achieve.

[@couragedadawg6210]

Weasel Batches >>> Diesel Patches

[@sumroses2242]

There're not even the same person what u on about

[@orbboom6119]

He said he's not gonna post there anymore, just in here, even the movie stuff

[@betterlatethannever2156]

Naww, that EDP part killed me 😭😭

[@P-P-Panda]

Scary stuff 😭

[@kwc0435]

Bruh the fnaf 1 ambience 💀

[@QuackaDDUCK]

The EDP joke actually made me die laughing

[@advaithhosmane9875]

Susan Wabbajack is stepping down. We used to pray for times like this

[@champ1159]

Neal Mohan will probably be worse

[@MrYogurtExists]

@@champ1159Yeah. It hurts me watching all of those people celebrate over what could lead to something far worse.

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

@@MrYogurtExists *insert mildly related star wars quote*

[@thewanted-officialchannel3602]

@@pugasaurusrex8253 "Always 2, there are" "But which one did we kill, the master? or the apprentice?"

[@TheBurningNovaze]

I never knew you hated us diesel 😥

[@Toxic_Death]

I've known that since I've been in the basement

[@pollos1]

@@Toxic_Death same 😂 i wonder what diesels gonna feed us next

[@emojis_withlove6219]

It was obvious too, I was in the basement for too long

[@TheBurningNovaze]

@toxic_death5026 Makes sense I've been malnourished ever since I was in the basement

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

Kenobi is just a watered down live action version of Ahsoka and Vaders reunion in Rebels

[@ascendingarscente]

What surprised me the most was them almost purposely not mentioning The Clone Wars and just solely referencing Revenge of the Sith. There were so many opportunities to reenact key moments from that series into live action, specifically Anakin talking to Obi-Wan about Ahsoka leaving, that would’ve built up the final duel perfectly. How Dave Filoni, who was the show runner for Clone Wars, wasn’t chosen to work on this series has me convinced either Lucasfilm deliberately sabotages their own projects or they’re THAT delusional.

[@maniac7302]

Dave filoni isn’t Star Wars Jesus he ain’t the best and you can’t use him for literally everything

[@ChiliCheeseNips]

@@maniac7302 While this is true he still would have produced something miles better than what we got

[@Kabutoes]

My friends were shocked when I gave my honest reaction towards kenobi. It didn’t feel all that amazing, and they thought it was a horrible take. Glad to see I wasn’t the only one

[@moon_IV]

3:50 broke me😂😂

[@OhioanGhost]

"A raving lunatic who throws tantrums" - definition of episode 3 Anakin Skywalker

[@JohnSmith-np3cd]

Currently showing this video to Disney executives and they sentenced me to death

[@sebili0n99]

The thing that saved this series though was something that can only be found online and thats the Kenobi re-edit. Wssentially its the entire show condesned into a 2 hour film, where the person was able to cut out the fat and usless parts of the film as well as parts that are just dumb to have and organize them into a movie thats actually a really good emotional film about kenobi saving leia and confronting vader. They even used the classic star wars soundtrack and it works waaaay better then the original score in kenobi. As an example too, the editor complety cut the leia chase scene by just having them when first confront her, then put the bag on her head. Thats it. Saves so much time and just makes sense story wise.

[@8DarthGhost8]

I'll check that out, thanks. All of these Disney star wars products are missing the music, it's so damn weak

[@spencerashford4469]

I spit out my soup at the EDP chase scene, good to have you back Diesel

[@vectinator7605]

The actors they brought back to reprise their roles like Obi-wan, Anakin, Senator Organa, and uncle Owen were the reason this show had enjoyable parts. If they recasted everyone the show would of been entirely bad.

[@Colonel_RamRod]

3:55 idk what this star wars game is but he killing it dude.

[@JestaShezarrTeamA]

That EDP mention had me rolling

[@KingOmegaZyro]

Riva survived because she has the power of a black woman on her side.

[@FireCheeks]

Disney philosophy 101: If you put Darth Vader in the screen, the rest matters not

[@Mccaigg]

Diesel patches is literally a modern Leafy.

[@jag-hw7wd]

4:24 THANK YOU! I'm so glad I'm not the only one that Kathleen was a wasted villain. They had her do all this deplorable shit and then expected us to sympathize with her. 🤦‍♂️

[@paulwaswalrus5956]

I still can't believe ur back bro, it feels like a fever dream straight up. Happy asf

[@Zillajanski]

the edp chase scene with the berserk music was some good shit

[@firstlast9846]

*Kenobi, doesn’t need a sprawling Galaxy-wide adventure* it could’ve been him working on a ranch on a criminal ruled planet.. as he tries to avoid conflict or something - like John Marston in RDR 2 or Rambo in Last Blood.. but with Kenobi.

[@alpacawithouthat987]

That would've been amazing

[@lola_ducky]

"Think of a big black man chasing you!"

[@uranus9349]

Love how he pronounced mcgregors name lmao

[@ianshuler7509]

Mad respect for “Fear” from Berserk 1997 when EDP chases Leia

[@logandothewarlock6043]

I feel like Kenobi, and other Disney+ shows too to an extent, have the same problem of introducing creative and innovative ideas, but not necessarily realizing them in the most optimal way. Like they knew what target to shoot at and how to shoot, just didn't hit the bullseye, though I've seen a lot of people say it's a thing unique to Disney stuff and that before Disney+ it was all perfect and yeah no it wasn't not by a long shot.

[@couragedadawg6210]

This is a certified Weasel Batches moment

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

3:15 i’d pay you to let me pull the trigger

[@EclipseHedgehog]

"have you come to kill me?" - Vader who was hunting down Obi-wan throughout the entirety of the show

[@papasquash919]

Thank you for the subliminal message to me diesel.

[@Smokey348]

this series is bad for how much it was anticipated

[@SWDude2710]

Vader was by far one of the best things about the entire show in general, which was really cool to see because Disney knows they can't do Vader dirty my making him "weak" like they've done with other certain iconic figures in the franchise, or else the entire fandom itself would be legitimately pissed! (Even more so than when TLJ came in and f#cked the series over too far.)

[@champ1159]

The entire fandom is already pissed, Disney doesn't care anymore its just that Vader is so cool it would take a writer that 100% trying to be as bad as possible to ruin him

[@SWDude2710]

@@champ1159 that's a great point you made.

[@Rajkumarsingh-ci6bi]

Nah. Vader was very inefficient. He could have 86'd Obi wan like 3 times, and his people were having a hard time capturing a kid who would run a 200 meter track in 4 hours. The grand inquisitor was supposed to be a powerful underling, but I would question the competence of anyone that was willing to hire a bitch like him. As for the woman who survived Vader's light saber, where he himself was amputated with little to no effort by a similar weapon, and you get what I am trying to say. Don't know how, but Disney made Vader incompetent. The actor did what he could, but the story didn't do him any favours.

[@SWDude2710]

@@Rajkumarsingh-ci6bi other then making him a literal horror villain, showing a few very impressive force feats and surprising brutality, JEJ providing the voice even if it was the ReSpeecher software, and just making him so cool when he was onscreen, I do understand him not walking through the fire in Episode 3, not killing Reva, and the Star Destroyer chase may not be him at his most logical or sensible for you, but personally I disagree with what you're saying otherwise.

[@CreativeCache101]

Is diesel deliberately pronouncing Ewan horribly, so it sounds like obi-wan

[@Crimsrn]

no lol

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

EDP chasing after Leia like he was chasing after a cupcake.

[@agidotexe7167]

honestly the main thing about the show that i liked is that we got to see Ewan and especially Hayden on screen again aswell as thier respective characters, it was just a nice feeling seeing my childhood heroes doing thier thing!

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

Muh nostalgia. Nevermind both are horribly misused and squandered. As long as muh memmberberries are tickled, it's all good

[@agidotexe7167]

@@yrooxrksvi7142 bro calm down im just happy to see them again, happy that the fans atleast embrace them considering how much hate the prequels got.

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

@@agidotexe7167 I'm not "happy to see them again" on the other hand, because in the sad attempt to damage control for prequel hate, they only made things worse and disrespected the characters further.

[@Duke_Nuke_Them]

Damn, Pyro and Drinker in one video. Never thought i'd see the day

[@enthusiasticallydry]

he gets his anime power boost from COMpassion, hope, and peace for leia. it was a selfless act which screamed light side. if this was dark side, it would be: anger from his loss, revenge for trying to hurt leia and the rebels and hate for the man whose tried to kill him multiple times and gave him ptsd in there first fight.

[@thefilmschlock]

I’m so glad you got your review out only 5 months after it’s release

[@ATT784]

Pov :ur scrolling through KZbin without anything to watch and diesel comes in clutch

[@rosexorn189]

I’m really hoping Bob Iger replacing Bob Chapek causes a rise in quality with Disney shows since Chapek is Quantity over Quality and Iger is the opposite

[@toganium4175]

Reva flip-flopping from wanting to get revenge on Obi-Wan, then Vader, then…Luke for some reason is just…so bad, especially when she survives a fatal lightsaber wound.

[@codytoeung5089]

I’m glad to see a perspective of this show that goes over the positives and negatives. I heard so much about how shit this show is, when I really saw it as just alright. It really doesn’t deserve the hate. At most a lot of criticism

[@jiggleballs55]

Getting the same treatment as the prequels when they first released

[@codytoeung5089]

@@jiggleballs55 And sequels too maybe…? Lol nah. At most Force Awakens is alright, but it just gets brought down by the movies after. The fanbase really turned on it when it turned out the whole trilogy was trash

[@binbasesatoktayyldran5236]

@@jiggleballs55 The show is shit, the prequels had problems but comparing the two is dumb.

[@DeeDeeDeeeee]

@@binbasesatoktayyldran5236 obi wan writing is on the levels of the prequels tbh. The prequel’s writing is at best good and at worst down right terrible.

[@binbasesatoktayyldran5236]

@@DeeDeeDeeeee Having bad writing does not mean it's the same style as the prequels. It has a garbage story as well.

[@scottdrotos8525]

3:51 This is more horrifying than death troopers.

[@cotton-pizzazz6893]

When I saw the title of this video, I just thought of a little kid screaming at his mom I hate you.

[@imtallplslikeme7405]

Ewan tried to carry this show. But the writing was just too shit for him to save. Also flea being in the show made it 50 times funnier to me. Also vader got nerfed.

[@burnypython8230]

This is the only time where it made the most sense to spend the entire show on Tatooine as Obi Wan’s soul purpose between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope is to protect Luke. The problem with the Leia adventure was that it felt forced as when watching A New Hope, if Leia did go on an adventure with Obi Wan wouldn’t she had the same reaction as Luke when he died? Sorry George you should’ve looked into the future and had Vader say in his confrontation with Obi Wan “I haven’t seen you since Mustafar where Padme brought you their to kill me.”

[@doomi_nukem]

4:00 song is murder from berserk 97 soundtrack if anyone is wandering

[@lightningmonky7674]

That edp edit was fucking terrifying

[@ItIsInFactMe]

I absolutely despise the scene where vader's mask is split. It is directly stolen from the scene in rebels between ahsoka and vader and drastically takes away the impact both of these scenes have. Shit pisses me off so much man, like they could have done literally anything else and I would have been happier. Also Luke should have NEVER seen reeva, or anyone with a lightsaber / the force until a new hope PERIOD

[@theconnorthatusedtoreactto6283]

Why did this notification happen while I was having a mental breakdown

[@justinl9671]

This is the most emotion I've seen from daddy diesel

[@HysjMysj]

God how i hate that quota filler/look- we're-not-racist-part they called Reva

[@burgerasf2900]

Anyone else obsessed af with Diesel's videos?

[@angeloe5263]

Dude I burst out laughing when you mentioned edp in the leia chase scene and edited him in it. 🤣

[@spynix0718]

My understanding of when Obi-Wan gets that powerboost is in the flashback, he realizes that instead of worrying about Vader and failing him, he realizes that he has a new hope with Luke and Leia. In a sense, he overcomes his fear of Vader by forgiving himself for his failure.

[@crazyjay8007]

3:50 I think he was gonna ask for a cupcake 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@PsychoRavager]

For a series that's been anticipated for years, it sure is a dumpster fire.

[@bugglemagnum6213]

you probouncing Ewan like its O b-Ewan is hilarious

[@RCSU]

Prince family newborn vs burning anakin: Spot the difference.

[@TheRealGeorgeGibson]

This series was the biggest example of a bait and switch.

[@BreakGore]

i honestly hope in the future we get more of the shitty animated story commentaries those were hilarious

[@tallerwarrior1256]

I was really happy seeing the compilation of all my favorite critical KZbinrs shitting on Kenobi, especially Drinker and Jeremy. Wish Film Threat was added in tho.

[@reddhood619]

The worst part is that the first like 3 episodes were actually good, but the decline was sudden and unfortunate, and I lost interest on episode 5, didn't even see 6 until like August

[@idonteven3712]

the berserk music was appropriate for the chase

[@ltjgrio4730]

I’ll be happy with what we get when we get good shit. Disney Star Wars is just a bastardization of EU ideas. If they wanna copy the EU copy the EU if they wanna do something new do something new but for those of us who have read all the novels and comics and played all the games we know where the rough ideas come from and they were better in their original form.

[@jonnyboy9881]

It would’ve been cool if obi-wan did use his emotions when fighting Vader but faced internal conflict of him betraying what he stood for, showing regret and having obiwan flee from the battle as soon more stormtroops arrived,

[@mikailshub6861]

Haven't finished the video yet but glad you're back papa

[@liberal-lish]

eewawn mcgregor

[@fluffcake]

I have to give you credit because if I was a small unsupervised child with EDP on my heels alone in the woods, they’re gonna have a replacement for Ezra Miller for the Flash and without the usage of special effects.

[@piranhalettuce]

Aww, I hate you too Daddy Diesel.

[@calbon2994]

Can’t believe Wiesel Batches is doing a crossover episode on Diesel Patches channel.

[@ExtantPerson]

Kenobi just hurt to watch, man. It was so good to see Hayden and Ewan back again, but it was executed in such a mediocre way. Love the battlefront 2 background gameplay btw.

[@Spectre0799]

internet explorer type beat

[@kanetashadowfall4569]

That edp part caught me off guard lmao

[@BigOldBagel]

I like how Maul survived order 66 and getting his legs chopped off by Liam Neeson. Yah I guess he’s just a beast

[@quadzilla1027]

Have my children, Diesel!

[@stevemarsh8928]

The day they de-canonize Disney’s interpretation of Star Wars, is the day that millions of voices will cry out… in relief

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"I'm here to tell you there are some insulting levels of writing in the Obi Won Kenobi series" [Shows Black Woman]

[@phantomraider259]

I didn't know you were a star wars fan. Instant subscribe

[@chasesablumreviews]

I agree with your opinion on marvel phase 4, except moonknight

[@rmj8905]

Oscar Isaac is always good even if what he's in is shit.

[@toanuva6178]

I just find it funny how it was advertised that it would be the show where Obi Wan and Vader have their rematch in their prime. But it doesn’t really work cause both are perfectly fine by the time Episode IV comes around, so a rematch between them doesn’t matter.

[@OmarShtaiwi_]

Finishing a Pyrocynical video only to be greated by him here, it's indeed over.

[@HeroProductionz]

Honestly what I think we really needed was a Obi Wan and Anakin show, maybe a live action clone wars show.

[@petergilbert715]

I like how Kenobi was always associated with protecting Luke and in this show they just pull a 180 and change it to leia?

[@Comic_Geek2001]

To be fair he had a reason to and wasn’t going to until he was practically forced to.

[@wookiecruz]

This should have been a movie, not a show

[@T.J.360]

You failed to mention the iconic trench coat scene. Was about to fall off my seat from laughing so har- I mean from how intense it was.

[@Mango-qc1zw]

Yea kathleen was like they asked a nanny if she wanted to play a violent, remorseless liberation leader

[@burgerandy2729]

Idk if it was the demeanor of the actress or the minimal showcase of violence, but she wasn’t convincing playing a ruthless rebel leader. Almost like they failed to nail what made a character like Gustavo Fring so menacing.

[@nothingomits]

I agree with everything you said even tho I haven't even watched the first 2 seconds of it

[@rulerwøo]

Lol.

[@3nzo.568]

funny to think Vader doesn't kill Reva on the spot after seeming incredibly pissed at her failure yet he straight up axes Trilla while not sounding mad at all...

[@TK-9851]

Diesel, you are being way too generous to this show

[@50_foot_punch99]

One thing is Obi-Wan's isolation on Tatooine was because of the guilt of failing Anakin as his master. They end up shitting on this in the last Skywalker cause he does the exact same thing Obi-Wan did but for a worse reason.