Marvel is Terrible Now

[@swiftspooner66]

Wait so she's overwheight wears a purple jacket is Hispanic and has a magic backpack.......... Anyone else get the feeling like this is Dora the explorer's origin story?

[@toothpastesoup9745]

She's Dora's feminist cousin

[@QPix_Locksport]

Why isn’t this comment not the most liked comment here?

[@ursaminor9780]

Don’t you dare drag Dora into this! Kidding, but seriously, that character WISHES she could be as inspiring as Dora.

[@loadingle6893]

More like Doras bootleg obeese cousin

[@tasertag7513]

She fecking ate Dora and that's why she's so chonky.

[@bottle-oscrumpy]

Thanos wasn’t lying when he said “The End is Near”.

[@Nimbusart2023]

So thats why they said thanos was a good guy...to wipe out these fuck faces begore they made this shit

[@jeremiahhester7661]

Hey I had to change 666 comment likes I couldn't help it

[@terrabite7685]

The avengers shouldn’t have reverted what he did

[@satal6089]

Jeremiah Hester you are the real villain

[@jeremiahhester7661]

@@satal6089 lol

[@wsphh2692]

is the dude smiling cuz he’s trying not to laugh lmao it looks like hes about cry

[@wasd5321]

specially when he introduces the twins

[@wsphh2692]

wasd LOL YES THE INCEST TWINS

[@CaptainDoomsday]

@@wsphh2692 They already did that though. Ultimate Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were banging.

[@RC.-]

“The magic backpack of divine origin”

[@guccicats3375]

It just looks like he’s proud for being a pussy

[@tclturbo2456]

"Trailblazer" must have a sidekick called *"Body Positivity"* and a villain named *"Heart Attack"* .

[@imred8264]

Lmao

[@Not_Just_Luck]

Fights gonna be like: “It is I, your worst enemy, Cholesterol!”

[@shybiscuit7615]

Villain traps be like: Treadmill of death Narrow walkways Eats salad or perish Saw off your own leg Regular Prison but the key is high up so she has to jump

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

This fucking thread is looking me more than diabetes would kill her

[@Skidaddleee]

i thought trailblazer was gonna be like a fast character

[@AB-wu2rz]

If Buzzfeed was a comic book.

[@ishanafondekar6334]

they dont win with the power of friendship, they win with the power of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

[@jeremyusreevu237]

BuzzFeed is better than this. I don't love BuzzFeed but even if you had BuzzFeed they're better than this.

[@rordongamsey3057]

@@jeremyusreevu237 no they’re really not

[@Randomaccount10101]

buzzfeed unsolved is the only good buzzfeed channel

[@ishanafondekar6334]

@@Randomaccount10101 facts

[@thekrustybunz9480]

All these “super heroes” look like my 8 year old cousin’s Roblox character...

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Lmao

[@hellenicpeanut1914]

Λμαο lmao ⲗⲙⲁⲟ

[@Garykem8]

Lmao

[@flameonoodle1172]

Lmay

[@SoapCkat]

Bruh

[@saraklingenborg7897]

”As a youth he was exposed to his fathers experimental internet gas.” Is this a joke

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

No it isnt, i also have such a thing called internet gas. I can sell it to you, though i ran out of gamer girl gas.

[@emiliansaint-aignan7720]

If his Grandfather is German then I know the gas he was exposed to

[@robertmiles1603]

@@emiliansaint-aignan7720 I see what Jew did there. I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly I find it offensive!

[@bababooey3534]

@@robertmiles1603 holy shit! Oh my fucking god you mad lad! Holy fuck...

[@pngmafia9010]

@@robertmiles1603 I was gonna say that. SHIT

[@stressedvhs8358]

drop one racial slur and the whole team is destroyed

[@JamesSheldonUnofficial]

The new superheroes are just the worst parts of reddit, twitter and discord

[@wog6523]

@@JamesSheldonUnofficial tumblr

[@JamesSheldonUnofficial]

@@wog6523 sorry forgot about that

[@cyan0984]

@CG Phillips We'll Be Right Back.

[@unfortunate4768]

@@cyan0984 I laughed at dudes comment, but yours was even better 😂

[@90zillas4]

The only thing trial blazers charging to Is the nearest McDonald’s

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

Or heart attack grill

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

@Dank Meme Master lel

[@fedibenmansour6466]

Or unsulin pills after she gets diabities

[@Anuenki]

Camille Goldsmith A

[@ElazarY]

Fedi Ben Mansour that made me choke on my drink.

[@Pico_444]

I'm also a superhero Meatbeater.

[@CHARLOSdotTV]

And his side-kick, Master baiter.

[@ayowhat998]

And his friend called Amate- *Nevermind*

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

And your main enemy... it was called erectile dysfunction, right?

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

@@leonardovaldivia5200 No, it was: Impotence

[@jahoto818]

and his testacular side kick

[@tripleoof8159]

Not gonna lie, if they had “Orange Man” as a villain that’d be pretty funny

[@bolthead437]

His powers come from the sash his father wore

[@perisleaf]

Donald Trump existing makes these dumb warriors mad

[@sultraa3555]

What?? that is STUPID. orange man is such a dumb name for a villan you prick!!

[@perisleaf]

wooosh if you're gay No orange man was actually Donald Trump if you watched the whole video

[@geraldcleveland6207]

@wooosh if you're gay orange man was also secretly behind 9/11

[@whoiskizuki.]

Ugh, Stan Lee is probably spinning like a beyblade in his grave. Rip Stan Lee.

[@LeumazDnazor]

He could produce enough electricity for the whole planet spinning like that

[@decarabiaumbra560]

The introduction now stuck in my head but it's now, "Stan Lee! Stan Lee! Let him R. I. P.!"

[@tobyvenom]

stan lee would of never allowed this, they waited for him to die.

[@GhostedGamer]

well to be fair stan lee made stripperella

[@GhostedGamer]

@Metapan lol

[@jahoto818]

@@GhostedGamer I just searched it right now lmao

[@johntaco861]

Ghosted_Gamer0 even legends have their failures

[@deepfried9036]

There are new marvel heroes are a lot worse then this "thing".

[@ania-cr9qd]

"Snowflake" sounds like a name a four-year-old girl would give to her obese dog.

[@mydogranawayandgotraped5861]

Rare insults

[@cursedimage8599]

Obese dogs are the best dogs.

[@captnbluehat]

@@cursedimage8599 dog: "help i am dying, my heart hurts and i am suffering, please end me i dont want to live anymore" Humans: "WHAT A CUTIEEEEE"

[@Blue_N_Friends]

*wheeze*

[@bittersweet7014]

I don’t why this cracked me up so much but goddamn 😂 All the characters are terrible 🙂

[@funnnydog]

Their entire squad can be wiped out by a 12 yr on mw2.

[@LilBiscuit1]

Honestly FAX

[@rorschach8173]

Yep.

[@KirkDirk]

lol true

[@bowbowbowser]

12 year olds more like 5 yr old

[@everett2244]

Golden

[@shiba2ndworlder]

Introducing our new set of villains: Mysogiman! Dr. Way G. Gap! And the scariest of them all, Manman, he's a man, that's why he's a villain!

[@frankamarkovic3180]

White, straight male*

[@shiba2ndworlder]

@NIGHTTIME good worlduilding

[@Morbiscrazygirl4447u]

He's was bitten by a man And got the powers of a man.

[@shiba2ndworlder]

@@Morbiscrazygirl4447u 😂

[@thatoneroyalguard7060]

Nah those are the heroes

[@peterbombeater3122]

I feel too intimidated by the hulk. They should cast a child from Africa as the hulk from now on.

[@SlimSamari]

"Iron Man scares me have a homeless person be Iron Man". This is the world we live in, a place where everyone is offended. I miss the old world.

[@panzerschiff9805]

I think even the most braindead people writing the comics wouldn't dare that to avoid a complete shitstorm.

[@Arkonu]

I’m ready for the new additions to the team BLM and Sojus Soldier! :u

[@sweetnsour3693]

I fucking can’t bro 😂😂

[@AndreasOfPatrae]

I mean, they already made him a skinny little Asian kid so I wouldn't put it past them for one minute.

[@lexbeumer1117]

They sound like sidekicks in Sharkboy and lavagirl

[@shannalese]

Don't you dare disrespect sharkboy and lava girl. This shit doesn't even deserve to be classified next to dora cause dora slaps

[@arianacotton_]

Don't fucking disrespect the legends

[@josepaz5197]

He can disrespect anyone he wants

[@inspector5122]

Villains but that are irredeemable

[@vampatrick888]

Hi pineapple bob

[@elenilove2125]

So we’ve got gay, blue gay, Dora with diabetes, hiss the goth kid, and iPad

[@apriltaum6030]

Yup

[@frytoes]

Introducing! Browser Boy!

[@taikoboy3540]

Dorabetes

[@ishanafondekar6334]

Can't believe marvel's quality has gone down this much imagine, tony stark, natasha romanoff, my boi logan and me. i love visiting other superheroes and crossovers but I SWEAR I WILL STAB SOMEBODY IF I'M WRITTEN INTO THIS SHIT

[@loafofbakedbread]

@@taikoboy3540 lmao

[@tockalaluz]

Don’t make a gay character, make a character that happens to be gay. Ex: Benson from Kipo

[@goobagoober9]

EXACTLY!!! They are all just to forced.

[@bnn07y]

That show was a great take on, “ r e p r e s e n t a t i o n “.

[@GreenTomas2372]

Never heard of Kipo before

[@bnn07y]

@@GreenTomas2372 It’s a great kid friendly show. It shows representation without “forcing it” or making the whole personality of that one character gay.

[@GreenTomas2372]

@@bnn07y I have no idea what the plot of Kipo is. I only seen a brief trailer is it and it looks a lot like an Adventure Time copycat

[@hitlerswetpussy1736]

This sounds like a kids show that will be on Disney Junior.

[@HaveanOreshnik]

Yes

[@1kbmahan]

Ohh nooo

[@jjvc4634]

Ikr what next captain Lilly singh

[@KingChilled]

We can’t let that on TV period

[@Shaheer4771]

Stan Lee would not be proud!!!!!

[@_TravisTouchdown]

In defense of Trailblazer, she makes a pretty good meat shield.

[@ultrajaegerstudios]

True

[@DustGundam]

Trailblazer sounds like a transformer name

[@usernameunavailable2036]

Lol

[@RobotPilots]

And at this time, she could make good food for quarantine.

[@ultrajaegerstudios]

@@RobotPilots true I say true alot

[@homeless844]

"We're trying to make the names about derogatory labels on the internet," Me waiting for the superhero named after the n-word

[@Lee-sc5lc]

its NIGGA coming to the rescue!!!

[@Lisa52478]

男神Lee if you try to fight him, he’ll just shoot you. You might have fire powers, but can you dodge a bullet to the pelvis?

[@Jeffrey18O]

The only way to defeat him is with the N-word pass

[@jahoto818]

they say you have to be a police officer in order to beat him

[@_.omikami._]

@@jahoto818 lmaoo underated reply

[@Mimi-qe7qz]

The naming of these character is like naming black panther "n" or naming Spider Man "Angsty Introvert" or Professor X "Dr Disabled"

[@Mimi-qe7qz]

@Scumbag Hector as an inside joke, yeah, but as a superhero name?

[@doggonehd3091]

Or like naming Hank Pym Woman Abuser

[@movieblocks9164]

or simply naming blob: The overweight fat guy.

[@yo_ohno6090]

Or ant man being called "micropenis"

[@AndreasOfPatrae]

It's like renaming gambit to "Bi Cajun"

[@coolusername337]

“Magic backpack” nothing more needs to be said

[@captnbluehat]

@@HUNTER-gk3xn where the fuck is map???

[@bittersweet7014]

@HUNTER 55 where they left Boots at tho 😂

[@mauiss]

its almost as if dora’s backpack & ben 10’s watch had a kid

[@G-LukeJA]

Somehow she is the best character

[@calebs3793]

Abimar Tatiana De Jesús Carballo boots changed his name to safe space I’m black I can say this

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314]

All of these look like Fortnite skins.

[@carbonreptile5437]

im an apex fan but don't put that on fortnut

[@deepfried9036]

But Fortnite skins actually look good

[@progamer34709]

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Damn you just got told.

[@sofichan8458]

I must admit Fortnite doesnt design things this bad

[@Ppurplejollyranchers]

I see it and I want to unsee it

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

I'm not part of the LGBT+ community, but this sort of thing (Safespace and Snowflake) is what makes people NOT take the LGBT+ community seriously

[@jxssixa1353]

as someone who is apart of the lgbtq+ community, we want something that represents us, not something that makes a fool out of us 🤣😭

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

@@jxssixa1353 That's a good point. I hope I didn't misrepresent or anything in my original comment. As a black person, I can understand how my people can be misrepresented and I know how much it can suck. I don't want any of the other communities to feel the same way, if companies are trying to be inclusive (or just trying to get approval)

[@jxssixa1353]

@@speccysquaregolike9629 oh not at all, your comment didnt misrepresent anything at all. its really rare to see people actually care about misrepresentation. so you being respectful towards us (lgbtq+ community) really made my day haha

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

@@jxssixa1353 I'm glad. Stay safe 😊

[@jxssixa1353]

@@speccysquaregolike9629 you too!

[@hu3lder]

Man cant wait for the rivals of "snowflake" and "safespace" Chad and Testosterone.

[@henrymcbark7337]

I love it.

[@emiliianoportillo1311]

This, this is good

[@WickedParanoid]

The second one should be called Reality.

[@emperorsunnyshore9272]

Giovanni Rocha That is not a rivalry.It’s a massacre.

[@baonkang5990]

i would like to see chad and testosterone. but more as absurd comedy thing i imagine something like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYe2anxsga-GkLs

[@DOMINNIMOD198]

'' Internet gas'' is confirmed to be anime catgirls braps

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Oh man this would had been a better substitute for muster gas

[@panda_the_noob2337]

@Chip Mustard man is and shoots mustard from his butthole loo

[@doomslayergameing5053]

Mf is crypto from apex legends

[@carbonreptile5437]

@@doomslayergameing5053 aj che comin' tru

[@gummy2955]

SPONGEBOB IF YOU BRAP IN MY VICINITY ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

[@Czar_Moss]

a villian says "there are only two genders" and half the team melts/breaks down crying

[@SamuraiDave1997]

Internet gas? So he got his powers for the air the computer fan makes when trying to cool down.

[@SlimSamari]

His grandpa was on the internet too much and had bad gas and he inhaled it, that's how he got his powers.

[@saintpoli6800]

His grandpa was a nazi and practiced using his anti-jew gas in his room.

[@foxtp]

He got his superpowers from his grandpa's 40yr old AMD CPU

[@dylancangie2161]

I huffed multiple gasses as a child and now all i have is HIV

[@r.i.pchannelisdead2404]

@@saintpoli6800 zyclon-B gas is it? xd

[@Oshins16]

This is literally just like one of those cheesy fan fictions

[@synflwr]

Incorrect, there is no mention of quirkiness or messy buns. We need our generic “not like other girls” protagonist first.

[@Purplebowlingball]

NebuLucid and also they need to be a half demon/angel with clumsy as their only flaw

[@rusticbb8]

Im a Ness main and use the same mr.sarturn black alt

[@Purplebowlingball]

RusticBB8 Ness is one of my secondaries

[@carbonreptile5437]

it is one

[@purboyoananda]

Snowflake and Safe space that is like calling Black panther "Captain N Word" did they not realize this

[@lovetheLord2005]

I wanna be called Captain N Word now...

[@Electro21964]

I would've made Snowflake a little girl, and renamed her to "Icicle" or "Frostbite" I would rename Safespace to "The Bodyguard", and replace the pink with a dark red, and make their hair just normal black.

[@TJ-kj9ki]

Or Professor X “Handicap man”

[@sultraa3555]

Ummmm what?? they would NEVER name somebody the n word dumbass

[@perisleaf]

The Electro That’s a good idea but I was a former Gacha Weeb and now I’m cringing from those “His Bodygaurd Gay GLMM” Icicle sounds cute though

[@Prae5618]

Safespace just sounds like a VPN a well known KZbinr would be sponsored by

[@steamedwam1194]

My childhood OCs are better than these

[@Zuberm1]

Lol same but i made angry bird ocs

[@babyyoda5152]

dude I made marvel ocs better than these, maybe they should hire me

[@atompunk456]

Bruh I've seen better on deviantart

[@falsetitle6940]

Got any examples?

[@protestantpounder9588]

My eddsworld ocs from 2 years ago are better than this

[@logan9305]

"she inherited a super back pack from her grand dad" Confirmed. Her grand dad was Go Diego Go.

[@bernadine6695]

😂😂

[@kingleothesomethingsomethi285]

😂😂😂

[@komitkrash]

Nah man Dora and Diego were cousins

[@logan9305]

@@komitkrash he could have gotten Dora's bag. The Marvel hero could be Diego's grand daughter and Dora was still her cousin

[@ventiro36]

Logan Swetnam, Dora became woke and went transgender

[@teal_m_101]

"Who's the most iconic superhero, kids?" "Ironman." "Hulk." "Spiderman." "Groot!" "Safespace and Snowflake." "What?"

[@gengarz77]

Cyprus100 hate my favourite childhood superhero

[@gengarz77]

@@cyprus1005 it my childhood idiot

[@gengarz77]

@@cyprus1005 oh i almost forget roblox is not for kid 20 year old made a roblox game and he got 2 million dollers and many people keep saying roblox is for kids well is kidda but there are some stuff that kid dont get

[@gengarz77]

@Carl Hintoni agree but mostly i like watching roblox drama

[@gengarz77]

@Carl Hinton EDIT

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

"How many times have you made Stan Lee roll in his grave?" Disney: How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@KidnapT]

DIOOOOO!

[@pgdaddy29]

They're ruining Stan Lee's creation

[@hlonydlamini4496]

Bruhhhhhhhhhh, you can say that again

[@TAJMofficial]

What do you mean? Stan Lee didn't create the New Warriors

[@moon3145]

@@TAJMofficial he created marvel. They ruining it

[@TAJMofficial]

@@moon3145 Stan Lee didn't create marvel. Unless you mean in a figurative sense like how he sort of created the marvel universe

[@xxxEarthEliafairyxxx]

@@TAJMofficial Stan lee is *TOAA* that means he created marvel lol

[@unclecamron2104]

Don't forget about their arch-nemesis: ..white heterosexual male..

[@woohooo7634]

uhhh ok?

[@VoIkov]

Also, THE SIMP

[@phoenixjones2188]

And the orange man!!!!!!!

[@ssj4vegeta238]

nooooo its the heterosexual white male

[@aicha454]

Don’t forget ci. White heterosexual ci male.

[@DiegoMartinez-id9ds]

The only “gift” that “trailblazer” was given is type 2 diabetes

[@fellascallmethedrink]

I declare this the best comment.

[@BigJunnySoprano69]

Actually trailblazer also has the power to spot a cheeseburger from over 200 miles away

[@skeletinz]

she has heat seeking whoppers that make her arch enemy salad sam fat as fuck

[@DiegoMartinez-id9ds]

All of those abilities come with the diabetes bundle.

[@FiredMcDonaldsEmployee]

She also rides walmart scooters

[@vvanxo]

funny how the dude called safespace a “he” but went on and said the character goes by they/them pronouns.

[@Bruh1]

@selenite lmao wtf

[@NEKOKOMINYA]

@selenite wait I'm confused, does your oc have she/them pronouns or they/them pronouns or what-

[@NEKOKOMINYA]

@selenite ohh okay

[@deezgod45]

i think snowflake is the non binary one

[@custom4095]

Snowflake uses they/them not safe space

[@pilarasmr5324]

Wtf does sexuality or their gender have to do with them being super hero’s bruh lmao I’m dead

[@geicogecko2048]

Whoever made those superheroes moan when they wipe

[@perisleaf]

geico gecko What a sad world we live in

[@geicogecko2048]

@@perisleaf indeed my friend

[@Crispycream08]

Pilar because then they get bashed because they don’t have enough diverse heroes

[@blok--head7472]

@@Crispycream08 *sees entire list of Marvel Superheros from when Stan Lee was alive* If these new heroes are their idea of being "diversive", then I think it's safe to say these new comics are gonna tank.

[@rickg8425]

“Magic backpack” so she’s Dora but overweight 🤔

[@weirdwhitepfpguy6457]

*reaches into backpack* IM A GUN IM A GUN

[@hausetatu]

When the only thing you explore is the fridge

[@Resolver_Convoy_2160]

Wasn't Dora already overweight?😁

[@bigfella9034]

@@Resolver_Convoy_2160 no she was normal. She was just 9.

[@id85181]

when they think about representation more than the actual superhero

[@oldoutlet6946]

*How to properly incorporate diverse characters:* Don't bring up the fact that they're diverse characters!!! People with functioning eyes and brains don't need you to tell them how "progressive" your characters are. Because the minute you do, it's no longer about trying to benefit others. It's to benefit yourself in showing the world how great of a person you are in today's woke culture. And the fact that you bring up your character's ethnicity and put it on a pedestal only implies that's all you see them as. A token. An exception. So next time you want to add diverse characters, write them just like any other character with human emotions and complexities who happens to be of a certain ethnicity. If you want to base some of their characteristics around their culture, that's fine so long as you did your homework and know what you're writing. A race, gender identity, religion, and sexual preference doesn't make up for a lack of personality.

[@somegoodsoup7008]

Welcome to how to write a proper character 101

[@nenidetic]

"Hi, I'm nonbinary." "Oh, okay, cool! Anything else interesting about you?" "Uh... I'm nonbinary."

[@watakashe6072]

@@nenidetic Thats literally snowflake

[@nenidetic]

@@watakashe6072 exactly my point lol

[@historynerd205]

Oh my God, YES! Finally, SOMEONE brings up the fact that diversity should be natural, not glorified. Thank you so much!

[@poison2276]

Safespace be like : "No no dont touch me there this is my no no square"

[@justatv9554]

*This* elevator is my no no square!

[@nothingspecial1421]

Autism CEO

[@fabifo9104]

"blood transfution from Micheal Morbius" That aged fucking well

[@FatWalterWhite69]

Jesse we need to eat

[@IcyDiamond]

It’s weird to think that before the movie came out, Morbius was some random obscure Spider-Man villain

[@imppro]

@@IcyDiamond not really obscure to comic fans but to general audiences yeah he was

[@acanthocephala]

"experimental internet gas" *logical conclusion*

[@carbonreptile5437]

_no_

[@gummy2955]

Screentime could have been really good if they just tried

[@Lyncin]

@@gummy2955 "Screen Time is a game developer that made a vr game that you can search things on the internet but he forgot to see a bug on the code that put him forever in the vr game"

[@kovacthesaggy4014]

@@gummy2955 Reminds me of that Alzheimers-inducing gas Spider accidently inhaled in Transmetropolitan.

[@timdizzle1080]

Safespace: *is a literal safespace when others need help* Also Safespace: *useless in a one-on-one battle because of that*

[@good__person]

To be fair, that power is interesting idea that executed poorly.

[@HumbleHonkingEnthusiast]

Safespace, the bumfuck useless support character Fitting

[@poketcircuitfighter8288]

@@good__person his power it's called shield that's it

[@kotlet2022]

Safespace the useless Character that don't even have a job he was created for Born on a traffic the place Where most accidents happen and he is one of them

[@synflwr]

Kotlet You know the insult is good when it sounds like it was found off of one of those “epic comebacks you should use!” sites.

[@genna8220]

They’re trying way to hard to make “diverse” characters and it’s honestly destroying everything. There’s ways to make characters diverse without the whole point of that character is to be diverse.

[@haroldinhofc9790]

Just dont read it

[@MM-ly7cm]

Haroldinho FC trust me, no one will read that new comic 😂

[@haroldinhofc9790]

@@MM-ly7cm whats the point in being negative and complaining then. Just ignore it and move on with ur day. I agree that the concept is stupid but theres no point crying on the internet about it

[@MM-ly7cm]

Haroldinho FC if people don’t voice complaints, then people and companies won’t know where they went wrong and whether or not people like the direction their comics are going. It’s just natural 🤷🏻‍♀️ What’s the point of just having positive comments??

[@ultrabigfella]

@@haroldinhofc9790 because people can vent and talk about their problems with something?

[@pizzajuiceanunclefrankiech8316]

B negative is morbiously a beast

[@auzy8099]

I just don't think shows and movies should need to force diversity, if it's a good show it's a good show, I don't care if every character black, white, straight or gay, your main focus when making entertainment is too make entertainment

[@tototats16]

Too bad that doesn't really happen anymore. I'm tired of diversity being shoved down my throat and characters being replaced or gender-swapped.

[@jcc7508]

Avatar: Has characters of multiple ethnicities. Is good because of its lore, characters, story, humor, and beautiful visuals. Did not even try to force diversity, and is one of the most acclaimed shows of all time.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Yeah

[@pandawithachainsaw9482]

I'm really salty about what Netflix's deathnote movie did to L they butchered him and then made a popular main charachter that was white black for no reason and just made him act over all really cringy

[@piretiris8223]

So wise, so true

[@deeee_jaaaayyyy]

Coming up next: Marvel: furry warriors

[@HaveanOreshnik]

NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@SGT676]

Oh fuck no if that happens were gonna need another crusade

[@saurodude]

I'll get the holy hand grenade

[@DireNemesis]

Oof

[@lunarman16]

Can the Fiery Fox save the defeat the nefarious Straight white male? Find out next time on Furry Warriors!

[@Honey-tb7is]

Who even wants a comic book series about edgy teens? I'm a teenager and even I (and probably a lot of others) think this is the most cliche thing ever

[@libnnyann]

_If tumbler made a comic_ Even then I think tumbler would make one better than this...

[@panzerschiff9805]

@@libnnyann Checklist: 1) Edgy ✔ 2) Neon Colours ✔ 3) Completely forgettable names and designs✔ 4) "Hello fellow kids" vibes ✔ 5) Internet stuff✔ Yep, you're right.

[@saintpoli6800]

Sweet Tooth It’s less cliché and more “hey kids look, we’re inclusive and pc!”. When in reality the majority of us teens are fucking assholes.

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

There’s plenty of other edgy teen teams, that sound cooler and don’t have color schemes that make me have a aneurysm

[@imperfekt_zen]

same fellow teens

[@hansdassturmtruppen3686]

Stan Lee is rolling over in his grave rn

[@thatcreepyberdinthecorner1097]

You forgot the other villain: mr white Straight man

[@mauiss]

if lilly singh was a boss character.......

[@xx_v_xx4373]

If Tom Macdonald was the villian

[@suf1an658]

Straight? I think u mean cisgender. White? I think u mean neo-nazi

[@OldFantasy]

This is probably the king of the villains in the comic book

[@kmilo7472]

Moon knight will cause snowflake a seizure and make it crippled

[@TherealKevin865]

Ah yes, the new marvel heroes. Ben 5 Diabetic Dora The Miser Brothers And finally, Nosferatu with hair.

[@deepfried9036]

Ben 5, Don't why I laughed

[@regentwaynekerr]

@@deepfried9036 *don't why I laughed*

[@deepfried9036]

@@regentwaynekerr hard are words

[@carbonreptile5437]

@@deepfried9036 it do be like that sometimes

[@tessfabled4115]

I cried

[@lillak8405]

All the characters are like they are from a South Park parody episode of Marvel.

[@hlonydlamini4496]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shivagautama4341]

aHAH

[@sarvinravinthiran7208]

or those satire tv shows you see on tv's in gta 4/5

[@mack-attack-420]

Holy shit

[@krabikjopnik1887]

its basically that but without the humor

[@VeeRoxy]

“Okay, so what have you came up with?” “Fat Dora, Google, Cash grab twins, and a goth kid” “Great.”

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4]

“Now let’s adapt this into a shitty movie!”

[@synflwr]

My new epic Marvel OCs!!!1!1 E-boy: A boy who is so edgy that he can use his edge to cut others. He can also summon an infinite amount of chains. Antivax: A middle aged mum who can harness the power of viruses and diseases to infect her enemies. Weeb: A fourteen year old girl who can summon a harem of anime boys who attack the villains using the power of love! (Needs a lot of copyright payments to use.) Noob: Screentime’s rival. His power is to fail so badly at playing video games that it causes him to go into a fit of rage and turn into a fire monster, similar to the Hulk.

[@vainahorrible7530]

That genuinely sounds better than the new warriors

[@mattboone5541]

Nonono hulk is too intimidating

[@vainahorrible7530]

@@mattboone5541 he's "too cool"

[@mattboone5541]

Vaina Horrible i’m scared 😱 big muscles

[@vainahorrible7530]

@@mattboone5541 too much masculinity for me to handle!

[@LocustSwarmJLP]

Stan lee: dies Marvel: let’s make our comics relatable to today’s teens

[@alan_1414]

There is nothing relatable about these characters

[@047Kenny]

tuxedo piggy THERE IS NOTHING RELATABLE. GAYS ARE 2% OF THE POPULATION THEY SHOULD BE RARE. THEY ARE OVERREPRESENTED IN HOLLYWOOD

[@thatguy_v4]

Lee: don't make me come down there!

[@newkiller4457]

Stan Lee: so this is what Disney does after I die? Really? Now I know why star wars trilogy was dissapointing after Disney owned it.

[@unfortun8sonny]

Stan Lee would be really fucking disappointed with this shitshow of a new comic

[@firesparks4761]

Snowflake is a ripoff of Frost except that frost was hotter and is a better character.

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

From mortal kombat

[@firesparks4761]

@@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451 yeah

[@sweetner844]

Who said Snowflake was even hot

[@firesparks4761]

@@sweetner844 some soyboy might

[@saintpoli6800]

Marshmallow Zi11A Frost is annoying. But better than snowflake at least

[@shrek73]

2:08 trailblazer doesn’t charge into battle she charges into the nearest McDonald’s

[@gamingguy7911]

The only thing she’s trailblazing is the Buffet Line

[@tclturbo2456]

Dude, this comments are killing me LMAOOOO

[@rorschach8173]

xd

[@sweetnsour3693]

I cannot. Stop. LAUGHING.

[@ygaming8880]

*Black Widow and Ironman didn't died for this*

[@bluedaylight1243]

Oml now i feel sad. I miss old superheroes

[@elnyfadzlinadnan6023]

Neither did Stan Lee

[@moon3145]

@@bluedaylight1243 same

[@moon3145]

My kids are onky gonna watch old movies :) Not this new garbage.

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

@@elnyfadzlinadnan6023 no no no He died to prevent this but failed

[@grandmentos3956]

To create further diversity, they should create "hot wheels"; a crippled midget who can shoot fire from his wheels.

[@poketcircuitfighter8288]

Or the superma'm "she"wants to take it outside

[@archiethejanitor6779]

That's gonna get copyright strikes by filthyfrank

[@blok--head7472]

Like Axel from Twisted Metal, only more lame.

[@akiratoro840]

Marvel would like to know your location

[@notafan5573]

That actually sounds better than this. That could be actually cool if done properly.

[@salahshinigamiamv9814]

But what if the twins are side by side and you want to only reffer to her -They got beaten up -Uhh the twins? -No no just her? -Who? -Them...the singular them, ugh The blue one dude the blue one I call bs on these Fallacious pronounces

[@salahshinigamiamv9814]

@kai one of them or not, the comment still stands...if I wanted to refer to the one as "they" It'd be : wait...the Blue one or the both of them or the whole team... Secondly, Yes... it's really us become they changed what's natural (he/him/his for males) (her she hers for females) and (they them theirs for plural)... That's how the language worked for centuries..until sole some self-proclaimed prideful attempt to change the natural and confuse us (actually most of my friends doesn't care and kept the old usage of the pronounces because it's easy) And I'm doing the same because it's easier and it's my choice.

[@salahshinigamiamv9814]

@kai conclusion English is simple (it's actually one the easiest languages to learn) The usage (a category) is what makes it confusing nowadays because it's different from how it's taught. And I gave examples (changes of the usage) (From gay meaning happy to it referring to sodomy) (From they for plural to they for both singular and plural) (From usury to interest)....ect Keep it easy, keep it simple... because if not We'll just have to learn new pronounces each day (The total of pronounces created passed 145 btw)

[@ecosalah7679]

@@salahshinigamiamv9814 bro I totally agree I'm now literally asking every person o what to contact with (what's your pronounce please..) before every convo..to not be labeled as big"t..this is getting ridiculous.. I had to memorize that (jee/jem/jeir/jemself) For ... U know what.. I'm sticking to the normal English as well...

[@salahshinigamiamv9814]

@@ecosalah7679 jee? Lol let it add it to the list No it's more than 146 pronounces... I'm dying

[@enimo9241]

Trailblazer IS Dora "She inherited from her grandparents a magic backpack"

[@colingznetworkplus4618]

I laughed from this

[@RC.-]

“A magic backpack of divine origin”

[@BraydenOverHeaven]

she is the infinite backpack

[@velocity8937]

Dora ate so many foxes she got diabetes

[@rorschach8173]

S O Y D O R A

[@laserdisk16]

This is so sad, Screentime has infinite Screentime but my wife's boyfriend only lets me have 3 hours a day...

[@ProgramViBee]

I feel you man

[@toymangamer121]

damn

[@frenchfriesfan2005]

I'm sorry dude

[@he6671]

Bro...

[@heypassthecheesecake4413]

F

[@norikofu509]

This was already lost with "I n t e r n e t G a s"

[@LOWTlERWULF]

Even the dude that got his Tesla key in his hand using a surgery sounds more credible

[@Eboh490]

2:40 did that just say "experimental internet gas"? God the creators of this had to be on some experimental gas to make this

[@codytoeung5089]

You're not gonna mention how the twins' official art looks like how Tumblr thinks brothers act like. They straight up look like an unironic unthought out gay ship.

[@cannedcoochie6828]

All these characters look like they came straight out of tumbler

[@PastelWorldDolls]

“I’m scared of masculinity” that’s all the dude needed to say for the entire video lmao. And yeah the terms snowfake and safe space aren’t even used that much anymore. Marvel is dumb.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

You said Snowfake, which I find funnier

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

I heard snowflake used as a term for little kids on the internet who get mad over the smallest things 😂 (Basically kids who haven't had a lot of experience with the internet)

[@助けてください-o1c]

At my school some of the crazy libtard teachers have signs saying their room is an LGBT, safe space. Basically when some of the wierd kids feel threatened, they can hide in there because they feel "unsafe" elsewhere. By threatend i mean like some kid wearing a trump hat makes them feel scared and threatened.

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

"They're using those words as a sense of empowerment!" By that logic, let's create a gay superhero in rainbow spandex and giving him the name... um... "a bundle of sticks" as a sense of empowerment.

[@rileighdabbs1950]

You mean Extrano from the New Guardians?

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

It annoys me because to me that isn't enpowerment at all.

[@Bruh1]

Ikr. People would be all pissed off but "whoopie doo hes wearing the badge of enpowerment" and its all good again lmao

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

@@Bruh1 lol

[@kovacthesaggy4014]

Or calling him "British cigaratte" man.

[@metalmario64]

5:27 It's Morbin Time

[@demochannel4454]

Morbius 2 : Morb-mom took my Morb-Juul

[@Tonini08]

Im bout to morb

[@redmood8864]

This is why thanos should of snapped his fingers

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

Thanos had never seen such bullshit before.

[@michaelaguilera6946]

It's a 50/50 we could end up with these ppl gone or we could end up with them being fine

[@leafchaser09]

@@michaelaguilera6946 he shoulda snapped twice then 👁👁

[@iceman7757]

@@michaelaguilera6946 or we could get dusted, which is better that seeing this dogshit

[@liltrixofficial318]

This is a message from lil mayo: "You must have the big of the biggest out of big gay."

[@mikewazowski4581]

This is a message from BeyondSay: “No u”

[@mikewazowski4581]

Caleb Mayfield NO U

[@stinkyfishegg5756]

the marvel era is officially over now. the best thing they created was thanos, good meme good movie, that's it. you can stop now, marvel

[@theinvictussamaritan4778]

Marsh the comics have been terrible for such a long time, the Marvel comic era has been over lol

[@theinvictussamaritan4778]

Joshua Fields what about him troll?

[@theinvictussamaritan4778]

Joshua Fields of course I have respect for him but my comment had nothing to do with him. He hasn’t written a comic book in almost 50 years while my comment is saying Marvel Comics has been bad for the past 15 years.

[@Mors_Umber]

How do you, as a writer, talk about "experimental Internet gas" with a straight face?

[@KennethV2000]

I do hope they don't ruin the Spiderman comics I liked when I was a kid.

[@SpideyfanX]

@KennyVargas 20 They were already ruined the moment One More Day was created.

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

@@SpideyfanX yea Dan Slott single handly ruined spiderman

[@KennethV2000]

@@SpideyfanX Never heard of that Spiderman comic.

[@jagtech490]

KennyVargas 20 I envy your bliss

[@SpideyfanX]

@@KennethV2000 Basically, Peter makes a deal with the devil to save his aunt, but he also ends up undoing his marriage with MJ, and their unborn child. It also destroys what makes Spider-Man, well, Spider-Man.

[@meanieeheart4236]

as a black person I find it extremely hilarious that they named the black girl *snowflake*😂😂

[@purple7770]

I'm surprised they didn't name her black ice 😂

[@strudelh]

@@purple7770 You actually came up with something cooler than snowflake though- 💀 (Wait no pun intended)

[@henrymcbark7337]

@@strudelh Dude, Black Ice does sound cooler.

[@Amanda-zg4lq]

@@purple7770 You absolute genius.

[@meanieeheart4236]

@@purple7770 they should've

[@mrsbillie6963]

The only things I like about these characters Trailblazer: nothing B-Negative: nothing The twins: nothing Screentime: nothing

[@tarrenr8159]

Screentimes design is kinda cool, but like yeah literally nothing else about any of them is even remotely good

[@engagedfungus6777]

imsorrywhat ? Looks like fuckin upgrade from ben10 in a physical form

[@thelssjbroly9873]

@@engagedfungus6777 true

[@martvinegar3431]

In my opinion, screetime's backstory is the most horrible of them all.

[@greenwizard7592]

Engaged Fungus the fat ones backpack looks more like upgrade

[@nitrosan8120]

“Internet kid who was exposed to his grandfather’s experimental internet gas” sounds like a boomer’s attempt to be more modern. Screen Saver from The Incredibles was way better.

[@Xong217]

2030: *Marvel announces the snow flake and safe space movie*

[@arandominternetuser455]

At this point that sounds like it could happen.

[@ashistrash994]

featuring villains Cissy and WhiteMan

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Why does safe space and frost looks like a lesbian couple?

[@Purplebowlingball]

BOT the bot *jazz music stops* *banjo music starts*

[@jonathanche6553]

no.

[@CSwizzleDizzle]

"terrible now" I dunno, been terrible for quite a while now.

[@ClingyCrab]

I realized how weird marvel is when they hulk was all of a sudden gay

[@lebest3062]

@@ClingyCrab when was this?

[@weirdwhitepfpguy6457]

@@ClingyCrab when did this happen? Wtf

[@marvthemartian001]

@Scumbag Hector he never turned gay

[@marvthemartian001]

@@lebest3062 never

[@gnewhall4116]

If Stan Lee was still alive to see this he would be very disappointed...

[@niceguy5620]

he would be serving knucks

[@fynnk.4461]

He is playing Bayblading in his Grave rn

[@grusome1]

They wouldn't even have the balls to pull this shit if he were still alive

[@slurpingmario8006]

It would literally kill him

[@ProgramViBee]

Project: Make a new comic series that ACTUALLY WORKS to help honor Stan Lee’s hard work.

[@gamerofcomics492]

We should honestly be thanking Marvel for this comic because last year when the entire country nearly ran out of toilet paper, we had the pages of this comic as an alternative

[@rohannie_]

Screentime lowkey looks like a bootleg Ben 10

[@HankThePimpHill]

@Cheezit Police Tommy 12

[@saintpoli6800]

B-Negative upsets me; they’re trying to include my subculture of angry wrist slitting and tight black jeans.

[@panzerschiff9805]

B-Negative looks like he was ripped straight out of REEEEE: Shadow legends.

[@bepisman4127]

“Experimental internet gas” i literally want to jump off of a radio tower directly on my head

[@nocturnalbrolyfury5704]

I wouldn't, at least I'll live long enough to see DC kicking more ass, Godzilla vs Kong, more new memes, First astronauts going to Mars, and the legendary 4/20/69!

[@williamrisse1206]

I swear "Big gay gass" sounds more appealing....

[@red4318]

TrailBlazer as a shield is more effective than Safespace.

[@UnluckyAmulet]

"Snowflake is non-binary" diesel patches: *noise of disgust*

[@oldresidency1237]

I don't think because he finds them disgusting, but it feels so force and thus making them a badly written character.

[@pinstripecool34]

The appropriate response tbh

[@sweetnsour3693]

Not really disgusted

[@sweetnsour3693]

@@匚-k5y Why do you type like this- and I oop-

[@匚-k5y]

@@sweetnsour3693 because i can

[@ViBritannia130]

I really thought he was kidding when he said the names snowflake and safespace i actually give up

[@AlexoStripes]

Marvel: *[releases this comic]* Stan Lee: *Don't make me come down there, you punk!*

[@DOIGATRON]

Punk*

[@AlexoStripes]

@@DOIGATRON r/whoosh

[@DOIGATRON]

That’s not how r/whoosh works mate

[@AlexoStripes]

@@DOIGATRON r/whoosh

[@iamthestormthatisapproaching69]

Stan Lee in the afterlife: *sees New Warriors* "Don't make me come down there you punk!"

[@evandunn9958]

Maybe that's their plan. He'll come back to life just to fix these Tumblr x deviant art superzeros

[@greasythegreaser1825]

Now I feel bummed out they fucked Stan Lee's company in less than a decade

[@softwet6393]

Stan Lee: I want to go down there, I want to fix something. God: You can't Stan Lee: Look at this. *shows the New Warriors* God: You need to fix that.

[@lazypatrol3008]

Tony stark preparing a Jericho missile

[@lazypatrol3008]

Thanos : kills these superzeros Me: YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

[@d.tsukuyomi1869]

Review: Trailblazer: Okay, so she has Plot Convenience as her special power item, but that seemingly doesn't apply for the cardio she needs to keep up with the others in a fight. Screentime: I'll assume he's racist and has a foot fetish. His goodles is so he can secretly see all the hentai he wants without people bothering him. Safespace & Snowflake: Ironically, joining their initials, we have "SS". I'll assume that, when together, they can create gas as a joint attack. B-Negative: Creator was intimidated by the edge of the 90's heroes, so he went on and created a character that is literally the embodyment of an emo 13-yo who just found out about Linkin Park and sayd "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME" to their parents after hearing two tracks from Hybrid Theory. Not even Sephiroth was such an easily detectable edgelord.

[@umbur2017]

1 you destroyed B-Negative 2 i wouldn’t mind Screentimes power, infinite access to hentai without being bothered would be nice.

[@d.tsukuyomi1869]

@@umbur2017 well, regarding Screentime the way it was presented his power is to google shit, so he can be replaced by anyone in the planet with a smartphone and an internet connection.

[@umbur2017]

Tio Tsu ....welp I’m screen time now, time to find some hentai

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@d.tsukuyomi1869 so what youre saying is that his personality and powers are that of a google.

[@BonerDonor-og5dw]

Do not force foot fetishists in this! We do not want anything to do with redditor Ben Ten!

[@Grgrqr]

Trailblazer: “MAGIC BACKPACK!!!!11!!1!!” “MAP, TELL ME WHERE THE VILLLAAIAAIIN ISSSSSSS!!!!1!1” “JUICE BOX, MY BLOOD SUGAR IS LOWWWWWW!1!!!!1!!!!” “CHARGE INTO BAAAATTTLE!!!!!! *COUgh* COUGH* *WhEEZE* *WHhheeeeEEEZE*

[@carbonreptile5437]

*"OH NOOO! MY ARCH NEMESIS!! THE REPUBLICAN!!!!!!"*

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

You just made me, a hispanic dude, laugh real hard... Yet this comment is very underrated! Also, you forgot that she needs to eat excessive amounts of tacos to maintain her tankiness (To stay morbidly obese)

[@joeygreen8091]

Leonardo Valdivia yes and only tacos anything else is whitewashing

[@webbr17]

*"WhERe'S mY InHAleR!1!1 huff huff"*

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

I like to think this guy was just shown the images in this interview and made them up as he was speaking

[@M3Y2e]

That is actually hilarious

[@cartooncritique6625]

About 2 years later, and we still ain't seen a scrap of this comic. Seems like the internet collectively laughed it into oblivion. 😂

[@dayweed3024]

It was cancelled before the first issue was ever released. Actually no, the trailer showed off all of its issues

[@chrisp.9385]

'Snowflake' and 'Safespace' are literally worst names than the 'Wonder Twins'

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

Or "Captain Man" from Henry Danger

[@ivandusakdiks3658]

@@AkameGaKillfan777 that show was meant to be a sitcom tho. Meanwhile, Marvel actually think this is cool.

[@ivandusakdiks3658]

I can literally think of better names. Like freezing point or barry barrier.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

@@ivandusakdiks3658 It's a stupid superhero name regardless.

[@ivandusakdiks3658]

@@AkameGaKillfan777 yeah i'm not saying my names are good (not a comic book writer) but anything is better than "snowflake" and "safespace". It was a bad idea and i don't know how they didn't see it that way. They only offended the people they're trying to please.