I have a confession..

[@AmazingPhil]

yo! download Opera Desktop for free opr.as/Opera-browser-AmazingPhil (even if it says I wouldn't win a moose race) Thanks to Opera for sponsoring this video!

[@hi-zl5lq]

IM THE BIGGEST FAN HIIII

[@erikagough683]

So happy your posting more again ❤

[@WishGender]

lol i use opera gx on all my devices because i'm a mega epic gaymer lmao /s

[@gremlinanger]

Hello Phil! I love your videos so much, thank you for posting

[@justsquidd]

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 😅❤ on a daily dose and the day is ok 😮😮😮😮😮

[@lvmzjxn7911]

Dan and Phil keeping Norman’s death a secret to protect us feels like when parents lie and say ur pet is just sleeping or replace it with a new one

[@niftythegoblin]

Norman just went to a fish farm upstate 😔

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

very cool video

[@Paulaessiina]

whachu doin here

[@naiomik6179]

Dan stop

[@DrCoxHugeNews]

Insert Obama meme here

[@dotdotdot...176]

Crazy that this only has 872 likes lmao

[@UzUMaK1-Lee]

Dan go away

[@mokie4709]

Phil protecting us from Norman’s death is the most wholesome thing ever, RIP norman the fish

[@azzierulz]

Normal the fish, he truly was the most normal of fishes

[@gabsmazzon692]

father behaviour

[@meenalshah6611]

The thing is, the actual announcement was so close to a significant event in my life, that that got ruined 😂

[@kittymortuary]

normal the fish 😞

[@leahbutler4043]

I got my betta glen because of Norman . RIP Norman

[@juliette4.15]

The day Phil stops clickbaiting everyone is the day the world ends

[@konstantinas.4350]

he knows us that's why

[@jenniferobrien5675]

He confesses, doesn't he?

[@aaker6501]

good for him. get those clicks!!!

[@birdeynamnam]

technically not bait

[@genericname8727]

I see other creators doing this genre of video with similar click bait titles but then they don’t even confess anything, unlike Phil did, so I’m not counting this one as click bait lol

[@AmazingPhil]

omg how are so many people born on january 12 that date is very valid and norman would be proud of you

[@meenalshah6611]

Phil how could you?!?!? 😭😭😭

[@tarantulvtrusah]

i am proud of you phil, your parenting skills with your audience are beyond good🙏🏽

[@deathcomesover]

That’s my stepdad’s birthday!!

[@ellaaa1498]

Omg I just noticed your shirt, elite choice

[@reinydays]

norman can’t fix your mistakes (but yes, he totally would be)

[@c-seoul]

"Dan is probably sour. Or bitter." I just know Dan would agree to that wholeheartedly

[@alexf225]

He is like a lemon

[@humanbean4037]

He’s like a sour candy Secretly sweet

[@HeisenbergFam]

Cant believe Phil is pregnant, truly the biggest confession of all time

[@3mb4lm3r]

Did I miss a chapter? lmao

[@magnusbane420]

​@@Icantchoosemyuser Yeah, and Dan didn't have to drown Phil's hamster in his c*m beforehand.

[@starsaur6664]

​@@Icantchoosemyuser are you sure it was Dan? Or did the aliens decide Dil needed a new sibling?

[@tera6030]

​@@starsaur6664lmfoa

[@brandon3872]

We all knew this day would come, I'm sure Dan and Phil will be great parents.

[@susie8799]

I love how Phil has grown with us as an audience to where he feels the need to tell us things he kept from us like “now that you’re older”

[@courtneycuellar3536]

love how yall kept norman dying from us for a month like we’re children that you’re trying to protect from the horrors of death for as long as possible, rip norman 😭

[@ladyofthewittyremark]

They just sent him to a fishtank upstate...

[@FishGup]

To be fair, many of their viewers ARE children

[@excusemeprincess8252]

I swear every time phil wears a bold colour I'm like 'WOW this is really phil's colour!" every single time. Maybe the whole rainbow is just phil's colour, how does it feel to be blessed?

[@julius-ceasar]

gay drip

[@chmpgneprblms]

It fits. Phil wears all the colors in the rainbow and Dan wears monochrome. Together they can wear the entire light spectrum humans can see.

[@blacktailE]

For the whole video I kept thinking how good he looks in pink!

[@carly_0516]

What bugs me is how my phone doesn’t let me spell color as colour without the stupid red line under it!! WTF Apple??

[@zombgyu6218]

he suits block colour

[@skcch1796]

dan and phil pretending Norman was alive over christmas for us is so parents with their toddlers coded

[@inkywisp]

i seriously feel shocked Phil never saw SpongeBob when the show seems to fit so much with him, his humour and even colours aesthetically speaking

[@dani_rose]

The way I screamed "what?!" When he said he's never seen it

[@magnusbane420]

My mother never allowed us kids to see it because it "would make us stupid". I also didn't see the majority of all Disney movies or German kids TV shows for a similar reason ;-;

[@cube5750]

never got the hype about spongebob tbh or most generic american cartoons in general lol

[@gothnerd887]

​@@magnusbane420it used to be a common misconception that Spongebob Squarepants caused ADHD

[@therealopaartist]

@@gothnerd887my ass was adhd before SpongeBob touched my squishy child brain lmao.

[@oat69milk]

The way life is so much better now Dan and Phil are uploading again

[@tftmxoxo]

fr

[@yardenc278]

This is so true

[@pitchfrank]

right??

[@marmottrash]

❤

[@ireneskoullos9119]

Life is so much better, when you spend it all online😂

[@azzierulz]

Wow, Phil, so proud of you for coming out as gay for The First Time!

[@missiemarissa3530]

The only thing I’m taking out of this video is that Dan and Phil looked at their internet full of kids and decided to be Dads to protect our feelings sbdjdndhd I love our internet Dads

[@chloepatrick12]

my confession is i tweeted you 3 hours before you announced norman’s death asking how’s norman and to this day i feel guilty 😭

[@frankie6597]

phil remembering the exact day of the norman news is actually incredible

[@rafiabintaali8530]

Phil not having watched any SpongeBob episodes and always using those SpongeBob intervals in his videos is so funny 😭

[@sarty]

I've only seen parts of it at the dentist's office, so I feel less alone now, lol!

[@Aokage13]

i feel both betrayed but thankful that you didn’t break Norman’s death to us during christmas time

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I'm the person the boyfriend made me choose between him or Phil and let me tell you... It was not even a tough choice to make

[@colettelander6984]

good for u girl!!

[@vonnbender4544]

slay

[@tera6030]

Wait why was he mad at you for watching phil

[@MirianRodrigues483]

@@tera6030 he was jealous because at the time Phil was making liveshows for like 1h every sunday and I would always watch them when he wanted to spend time with me instead (we would spend the rest of the day together)

[@tera6030]

​@@MirianRodrigues483yeah I'm glad you dumped his ass good for you gorl

[@s-i-c-k-b-o-y]

Phil falling asleep during Oppenheimer is a mood tbh

[@k4ti3h]

i literally love how this video just confirmed that a majority of your followers have similar experiences... i'm kinda terrified by some but the contrast between trans folk coming out to the myriad of sex confessions is absolutely hilarious lmfao

[@something4022]

can’t believe mr phil lester just said “i have an inflation kink” uncensored. sure hope that people use that one responsibly

[@lisa_vxng]

i thought we were vaguely insane just as a collective of an audience but damn, that was a lot

[@invisiblebrandy]

Protecting us from the bad news about Norman is so sweet actually 😭

[@weyheyjackie]

8:45 was the best part. Ive been on testosterone for almost 3 months and want to cry jus hearing how it was the best part of the video. Glad to see other he/hims doing their thing love you fuckers

[@originofsky]

i did m&g with them a week post top surgery at I.I.!!! they took a selfie with me holding a trans flag. i love that for this fucking fandom 😭💖🏳️‍⚧️

[@kobewoo_]

Phil thinking fruity as in fruity and sour is the most Phil thing ever

[@invisiblebrandy]

Phil greeting Sawyer made my day btw it's always so nice to see casual positivity towards trans people

[@stillnotoverdoomsday4175]

Phil, we NEED one of You and Dan having domestic confessions like You secretly eating the rest of the sweets, or Dan secretly stealing something of yours because he hates it!!! It could even be a Dan Vs Phil somehow!

[@rosecoloredchloe]

phil’s one of the few youtubers i don’t skip the sponsored bits for

[@duohensheng]

we need a whole confession series 😭

[@rachelward6800]

This is like Phil’s version of Internet Support Group and I’m so here for it

[@Sabrina-hv6oz]

Watching Phil's old videos made me realize how good his current hair cut is, it really fits his face and the color goes better with his skin tone and even his outfit.

[@humanbean4037]

Ikr?

[@NoraSalas]

This fandom is very diverse. Phil is bring Spongebob energy while everyone else is giving worms, birdhouse, and inflation vibes.

[@emskistay]

If all the confessions submitted were this hilarious, I’d love to see another one

[@randomclankitties]

Phil it is SO cute that you protected us from the death of the fish. Bless you

[@phoenixablaze649]

For sims, Wonderful Whims is a mod that's pretty much the same as Wicked Whims without the nsfw. They have an attraction thing, a menstrual cycle, good stuff.

[@hjosephineb.1080]

i think phil is the definition of chaotic neutral

[@dontaskdontpastel]

This video taught me that it’s not just Dan and Phil that have become absolutely unhinged, it’s all of us…

[@elliemcclennon7856]

Honestly I feel like Phil would be one of those guys who you could go to with juicy drama and he’d be like “DAN! HE WONT TELL ANYONE! DAN LISTEN TO THIS!” 😂😂 I wanna listen to their gossip

[@tessgonzalez285]

i just know if they go to a restaurant and overhear a messy couple arguing they are gonna be listening and making faces lmfaoo

[@elliemcclennon7856]

@@tessgonzalez285 nah fr, they’re drinking their red wine being like “omg did you hear what they just said?” 😭😂

[@lydiaklug3738]

Rip Norman. He will not be forgotten this Christmas season

[@riiseingirl]

i clicked on this notif as SOON as i got it. great day to be chronically online!

[@beccaflavin3367]

I’m also obsessed with Phil wearing a pink bomber jacket it suits him so well 💖💖💖💖

[@Rosaisabellas]

you can’t be giving us these heart attack inducing titles bro 😭

[@ForestSpirit8]

Everytime I think there's no way Phil's videos can't get any more chaotic...

[@t00l.sh3d]

i thought my confession was SO GOOD but these other ones are making me feel so weak😭

[@niftythegoblin]

Which was yours?

[@t00l.sh3d]

@@niftythegoblin none of the ones in the video

[@GinnyJames1001]

I love that you’re just revealing your deepest secrets here - incredibly done

[@Sauceyages]

Can't believe Dan is pregnant again, what an announcement! Congratulations guys!

[@jaybehkay2438]

Confession 3 is actually wild omg Phil what

[@becomingpneuma]

the backgrounds/effects at the beginning was crazy. love that

[@jaybehkay2438]

9:16 why is Phil saying he’s proud of (not) me making me 🥺🥺

[@payal7136]

When I read the title, I did NOT expect to be immediately hit by sore asses and sorry bladders 💀

[@ashroberts1549]

i got teary eyed at Phil's speech about coming out at your own pace and then immediately choked on saliva when "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE" happened

[@beththebubbly69]

the commitment to the bit with the tiny science clip after the bedsheets lol love it

[@outrosofia]

years have passed and I still can't believe phil came out

[@jamienoah5159]

I don't think I've ever felt so betrayed. How could you let us live in a Norman filled LIE 😭 I baked a cake with little fondant angel fish for his death when it was FINALLY revealed and everything

[@shedaboi4452]

Dan and Phil not telling us about Norman’s death until after Christmas is simultaneously the sweetest and the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.😂

[@sarty]

I love this, Phil! You are so comfortable now when you talk to us and so open and that makes you extra funny and endearing! Thank you for sharing your talent with us! Also...you're a member of your own channel? How did I never notice that???

[@andrienaline]

i have never seen a single episode of spongebob, adventure time, or family guy. thank you for giving me the courage to say it 🙏🏻

[@KittenKaboodle-mj3fi]

Hi Phil. Love you and Dan!! Hope everything is good!

[@anarchistcryptid]

this was such a wild video i had audible/visceral reactions (also not a sin but i'm 39 days post top surgery and the happiest i've ever been :) )

[@sunny-my9ng]

congratulations! I'm so happy for you :DD 🎉🎊

[@lordofbirds]

phil your outfit is so cute!! that shade of pink really suits your skin tone

[@damseydiou]

the quantity of Dan and Phil content being thrown at us, I feel like we're in a battlefield. bombs are being dropped left and right. we're all shaking, scared but not alone. we asked for action after years of radio silence, but we didn't expect a full-on carpet-bombing of content. and yet, we all know we can take it.

[@Vera-gh4wb]

If Dan is fruity, he is a lemon. Checks out

[@sash_ss_]

the ominous titles are getting better and better

[@Izzy-cp8yt]

I also have never seen a full episode of SpongeBob, Phil. I wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid, so all of my understanding comes from memes and friends referencing it. You aren't alone!

[@anahand4137]

All I remember from my little brother’s birth is finally getting to watch SpongeBob because it was on in the hospital lol. My dad was convinced it was brain rot and banned it from the house 😭 I feel like I’m lacking serious culture

[@Izzy-cp8yt]

@@anahand4137 luckily I picked up most of the major references from my friends growing up (bless them for explaining the jokes and making sure I understood the references even without seeing the show), but I definitely feel like I missed out on a lot with all of the TV shows I wasn't allowed to watch. I started watching some of them as an adult, and actually found some good life lessons in the shows my parents deemed inappropriate trash.

[@kristinareichl8516]

Last time I was this early, Dan was still on fire

[@Elena-nt9vo]

Never clicked on a video faster in my life, Phil bubbly persona made me forget everything and just laugh for 11 minutes

[@kaseysnell9589]

I love how you protect us phil you're really a dad to so many 😂❤

[@lunar7906]

dan and phil uploading in 2023 has been the best part of my year.

[@angstysoftbean]

I just wanted to say how adorable and refreshed Phil looks in this video - I thought he looked good in green but BOY does pink compliment and warm his skin!!! Kinda jealous tbh

[@isafreaking]

make more of these. i haven't laughed this hard in like 5 years

[@OliviaGrace721]

I’m watching this with my bird and he just paused mid snack time and gave me a horrified look. I too am horrified.

[@AshIsAutistic]

I love you, Philly. You're so wholesome, even when you try not to be. You just have this shine of being a good and genuine person. I've been watching your videos since 2009 and I am still loving your content! Just snatched me up a Dan and Phil cat calendar too. :)

[@AshIsAutistic]

Okay, so the "I love you, Philly" may have been a bit of a cringe opening, but I do! So what! Whatcha gonna do about it? Alright, I'm done being weird.

[@AshIsAutistic]

No, no I'm not. My job of being a weirdo is never finished. *queues up Jughead's "I'm a weirdo" speech*

[@AshIsAutistic]

You're never going to see this string of erratic comments, but if you do, please tell the rat I love him too.

[@toadstacker666]

i sent in like 4 submissions for this prompt im watching this video with sweaty palms

[@aylaa6434]

keep the energy going!! loved this video so so much

[@lanafair2625]

PHILIP LESTER YOU CANT DROP THIS TITLE RIGHT WHEN IM ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR WORK

[@sophie2185]

"WHY HAVE YOU NEVER TRIED DR PEPPER" phil bro you have never watched spongebob

[@lesliehall7161]

I love the gossip/confession theme Phil! Keep it coming! 😊

[@hyacynth2182]

I'm also a Tall Gay who's never seen an episode of Spongebob and I feel profoundly seen. Thank you for being so brave, people are WEIRDLY invested in being shocked and horrified about that imo

[@UpsideDown.Bat42]

Haha! Love this! You're amazing Phil!!!

[@lisa_vxng]

be careful of moose, they can swim and dive too (insert the orca comic)

[@happybeth]

That pink jacket suits you so much!! 💖

[@rowanprocter3701]

Thank you for coming out of the NoSpongebob closet. I've never seen an episode either (my parents thought it caused ADD... little did they know I already had that) and I feel so much less alone :')

[@andrienaline]

none of the stuff i submitted made it in but i trust you to keep that between you and me. it felt like an actual confessional booth

[@july_juli]

I love your jacket so much it looks awesome especially in colour scheme of that T-shirt!!

[@kikiandthebrain]

can't believe you just dumped us all via confession video

[@Filbie]

I’ve never seen an episode of SpongeBob either. It was a little late to be a part of my childhood zeitgeist.

[@Strawberrrbunnny]

I’m so glad you seem to be doing well! I just bought the calendar before this upload :)

[@abolishice591]

The way I genuinely gasped when you said you’ve never watched SpongeBob

[@_Door_]

Phil was speeding in this video. Give me time to process Philip 😭 you photoshopped yourself into a party photo 😭😭

[@almagonzalez3125]

The content of the video might be good, but your outfit here is even better, I love the colour of that jacket!

[@JessicaBiilor]

please do more (not only bc i'm waiting for mine...) bc this is fun and comfy content :))

[@michaxl.]

for all the mentions of oppenheimer in the baking video , that first confession is a true betrayal

[@ad-zx4iv]

Omg congrats on coming out 🎉

[@aine8912]

Phil you love these intense video titles

[@PossumEra]

please make more of these videos with the ones you couldn't include! this was awesome

[@evilfujo]

y’all protecting us from the norman news is fr the same thing my parents did with telling 6yo me they’re getting divorced 😭

[@glitteriable]

I’d love for this to be a series!

[@morningmossy]

If you make this a series you're eventually gonna have so much blackmail material on us that you could become a millionaire lmao