I am not satisfied.

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[@holliejaynesupremee]

🦍❤‍🔥swish❤‍🔥🦍

[@rhiannon1234]

🦍❤‍🔥swish❤‍🔥🦍 🍑

[@astrid3321]

I saw this comment before watching the video and i was very confused. I appreciate it now

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

Lovely video Phil

[@saram7807]

i agree

[@summertroupe]

Hiiii

[@theonIyphan]

go away

[@giddyskies]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[@ourladyofsorrowsxx]

Hiii

[@hopefischer3673]

DanandPhilGames making sure they’re the first comment is peak Dan humor

[@hylyn8744]

do you think the comment was written by phil or dan? idk which is funnier

[@mamiyaputti]

it was definitely written by phil

[@aaaaaaaahhhhhhh]

It was written by Phil. He types with capital letters while dan always types with lowercase

[@astralram]

jokes on us, it was probably written by Dil

[@jaybehkay2438]

The capital letters scream Phil though

[@jessvision8817]

I want to thank Phil for shaking his snowglobe shirt or my satisfaction level would be in hell

[@elelela]

the tshirt was distracting me throughout the whole video, I couldn't help but look at the line in the middle of it shaking every time phil moved the tinniest bit

[@neenathisismyhandle]

i need it so badly

[@Kelly_C]

4:31 i love how he says _the_ mouse or _the_ ghost as if they're just his annoying roommates

[@matthewevans97]

So, I guess that means that the mouse is still in their house.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Honestly congrats to Phil for the Pokemon sponsor!!! Thats a big pull and it really shows how much he's grown since the start and how good and fun his content has been

[@dippitydip4559]

The relationship between a man and his seal can never be broken

[@arc2314]

Please engrave this quote on my urn

[@laylachamberlain4141]

A million innuendos in the first 15 second…thank you Phil

[@nest_avadavat]

He's so talented

[@charadreamuur7229]

@@nest_avadavat I don’t think you understand I am an asthmatic, and I have turned red and my lips have turned blue, especially “when The thing™️ fits right in the hole.” I think I have died, don’t even call the ambulance at this point just called the morgue and the priest

[@finnisnotafish]

i feel very satisfied making the number of likes on this comment 400

[@nest_avadavat]

@@charadreamuur7229 If we call the priest nun Dan might come instead

[@cyb3rleos]

Philuendos

[@oxfordisnotacoyote]

Phil is keeping a tiny bit of his OG setup through Lion and his iconic phil bedsheet phonecase. This makes me way happier than it should

[@gisellerisu]

🥹🥹

[@Sentientmatter8]

I didn't notice the phone case 😂

[@who_is_evie_anyway_9816]

i saw lion and went searching for a fellow commenter who noticed him :'(

[@nemnyoom]

i thought either lion or lioness were lost at some point but they're both there!!!

[@charliehindle7796]

@@who_is_evie_anyway_9816where?:(

[@fernandafuentes6858]

Step aside Green brothers THIS is real science

[@venus027]

love that Phil and Dan still talk about Norman so much :,) his little fishy spirit lives on forever

[@Aokage13]

the red panda fully emits "little guy" energy and im fully satisfied. also the pringles thing was weirdly satisfying to me aside from the oil on his hand

[@karleetwiner2229]

The seal's face shows how much he's gone through because of Phil 😂

[@angela_lodo2857]

i love that british ways of saying things are so literal like sticky tape. yes the tape is sticky

[@AmazingPhil]

wait what do you call it

[@angela_lodo2857]

@@AmazingPhil i just say tape but i’ll now be calling it sticky tape

[@tignarita]

​@@AmazingPhilmost north americans call it "tape" or "clear tape" ;)

[@corrinabarnett8226]

It depends on where in the UK you're from, I'm from the uk and my area calls it "cellotape" for instance.

[@topangaleija]

"Yes the tape is sticky" I'm dead

[@beccaflavin3367]

2:41 “He’s got a whole bakery back there” my new favourite Phil quote 😂😂😂

[@sapphic-emi]

this is the most neurodivergent video ever

[@kaminaridenken]

Also, Phil aggressively touching his chest while saying "we're getting back up" is very much gonna haunt my dreams.

[@Sauceyages]

I was on the verge of dissatisfaction until I realized the snow globe on his shirt is full of actual liquid and moves around and now I'm just obsessed with that instead

[@corvigae]

The orange pen was a Posca marker! They're acrylic paint markers and as the owner of several I can confirm that they are always that smooth and satisfying.

[@daniellebuchanan4864]

Are we gonna talk about the fact that Phil casually has an EMF reader? Like, ghost hunting video when????

[@perozu3289]

There was one a while back where he used it!! When he stayed a night in a haunted hotel room

[@daniellebuchanan4864]

@perozu3289 OMG I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT, IT SEEMS LIKE SO LONG AGO

[@rowansmith4983]

Ok but Sam and Colby x Dan and Phil vid when??

[@Emroxyoursocks]

​@@rowansmith4983Yes @phillip please give us this 🙏🏼

[@theatregayjay]

​@@rowansmith4983 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS! I want this to happen! 😂

[@AlthenaLuna]

"Okay, I'm purely normal now." Oh, Phil...we all know that's just not true.

[@zoepd6061]

The ADHD energy is strong here. Delightful.

[@invisiblebrandy]

6:43 I was doing middle-ish but the fact that you didn't let your brain run free and unfiltered in what you wanted to say put my satisfaction level down a notch

[@jennyprisca]

so real

[@kirakruegler6147]

my theory is that he was gonna make a joke about edging lmao

[@ridesaptcruiserr]

the nervous "uh" at the beginning after a sexual innuendo gives me life for some reason

[@kkhera93]

It’s the placeholder for Dans side eye

[@83alphas]

I was already satisfied with the shirt Phil is wearing. That is amazing

[@PriyaPans]

HOW IS IT MOVING

[@arolinger4]

@@PriyaPansthere’s a piece of plastic over it and a little bit of liquid inside it’s like a plastic snow globe

[@Krysta1Rose]

@@arolinger4 how painful must that be to clean? I LOVE it but I'd handwash that all the time xD

[@PriyaPans]

@@arolinger4 it would probably have to be hand washed right?! This is just genius how have I not seen anything like this before?!?!

[@markipliertrash1562]

Was that a pun??

[@elsaj535]

Phil always has such interesting video ideas, his galaxy brain is unmatched

[@frogshapedfairy]

i see phil in a sciencey lab coat and i'm already excited

[@Oat69Milk]

I am satisfied as soon as Dan and Phil post 🎉

[@flirtae]

feeling very validated in my rage when satisfying videos suddenly get cut off, thank you phil

[@sweetgirl070707]

I'm at the same satisfaction level as Phil after watching, turns out this is very scientifically accurate!

[@syd943]

i cant stop staring at phil's shirt with actual water inside the globe...i love it

[@niamh1408]

some people say he’s still waiting for that heart to be fully coloured in

[@captaincati8826]

I can't believe phil made it half way through the video without acknowledging his shirt has a tank of liquid on it

[@oracleofdelfi]

PHIL I HAVE A TAPE HACK. When you’re done using it, fold the end over itself so it leaves a little tab you can find for later

[@MaxRide1]

except that wastes tape (think about how much tape you cut off every time you fold the tab) - better solution is to stick a paperclip under the end after using; you don't waste tape + it's easy to find

[@oracleofdelfi]

@@MaxRide1 how much do you think I'm folding? I usually only do maybe 1/2 a centimeter. And I don't cut it off. That becomes a tab to open whatever I just taped shut. Win-win

[@miaperrin]

when the world needed him most, he returned.

[@Lena-pw4zk]

thank you for making videos that look very serious from the thumbnail but instead are just relaxing and funny. I am very satisfied with that .

[@lindamessiasguzman]

Alexander Hamilton be like

[@gihunspinky9571]

PLEASE

[@shinisnotonfire]

HELP

[@ashrobinson2863]

Not satisfied “Hamiltons version”

[@strawberrymilk4k]

@@shinisnotonfire HELP(LESS)

[@isabellaramirez6686]

this should be the top comment

[@datsvewynice]

dr lester must have been inspired by oppenheimer’s breaking discovery of gravity

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Oh my god the water actually moves in the shirt I’m dying that’s incredible

[@clementinekitten8305]

phil pulling a roaring moon chase card on a sponsor is to be expected at this point

[@aleksandradrozdz1624]

i literally just went to take a bath, i guess i’m gonna watch phil not being satisfied while being butt naked

[@violetedwin5656]

I love Phil, he’s so wholesome

[@brendadm7537]

-He's got a lot of cake, he's got a whole bakery back there' oMG PHILIP

[@urfavbiss]

phil is so adorable sometimes i want to caress him like a twitter kpop fan

[@inkywisp]

i honestly felt satisfied the whole video because Phil's voice and expressions always give me an indescribable sensation of comfort 😸

[@konumbra]

these are such Lockdown activities, i feel magically transported to the past

[@dainty.tricia]

“swimming in the rage mist” band name

[@happeeevee]

just finished a science class and now in another science lesson by phil, when does it end😭😭

[@Feedyourchickens]

As a STEM major, it never ends for me 🥲

[@bellahicks2202]

I just need to know why phil has an EMF detector at the ready 😂

[@bethgravelingxo]

from the ghost hunting video in the hotel, idk why he just keeps it close by though lmao

[@FarhanaK]

I have same level of satisfaction as Phil, lets praise Phil Nye our science guy!!

[@mysteriam9679]

i can't be the only one constantly looking at his COOL ASS SHIRT for the whole video

[@tornado4376]

Video version of a neutralisation reaction, truly one of the most brilliant minds of our time 👏🏼👏🏼

[@ugh_rafaf]

the tile painting one almost sent me to the hospital

[@Dramallamadog]

Finding out me and Phil has the same toy seal and seeing how big and round his is compared to my flat one is making me worried for my toys

[@damseydiou]

its genuinely very impressive that phil manages to do main channel videos and gaming channel videos at the same time

[@pinedcones]

the amount of things said in this video that are absolutely wild out of context lmao

[@OriharaKaoru]

how i feel when phil posts a new video: VERY SATISFIED

[@sophie1564]

Phil the t-shirt you're wearing in this video is officially one of the coolest t-shirts I've ever seen.

[@bethcalvert3299]

Phil Nye the Science Guy is not something I knew I needed until now

[@user-bh4jf5jb6e]

I love how the heart of all things sent him over the edge

[@music2012pink]

The heart is a powerful thing that can make even the best of us go over the edge

[@datsvewynice]

okay… can we appreciate phil’s tshirt right now??! STAN.

[@krishashah3661]

Can we talk about Phils video ideas? He can conjure up the most random interesting stuff and its always fun to watch!

[@ilikadudachacha]

I'm EXTREMELY satisfied just by the fact that you have proper captions! The same day you upload!! Thank you, thank you~~~

[@Lunakitz]

Phil existing automatically raises the general level of satisfaction in life!

[@ines3827]

phil, you’re such a lovely person. just watching your energy had me smiling the entire video, thank you for always bringing a light in my day

[@watchmedo635]

ten seconds in and there’s already a mysterious liquid, peak phil

[@heythereitshoagie]

I vibe so much with the neurodivergent energy in this video and the red panda was a perfect ending

[@halliewong]

"Did I just unlock some insecurities?" What, birds bullying you while you take a shower?

[@tornado4376]

Experiment data compromised on my end: AmazingPhil videos too satisfying to be substantially affected by infuriating stimuli

[@gala7482]

the ghost part made me laugh so hard 😭 if i were a ghost, i would drop something while someone is recording for sure

[@steven.silver]

The most satisfying thing was the pringles, I could watch it forever, the black is so rich and the chaos is so soothing

[@brookeb444]

I’m obsessed with the way Phil’s brain works, wonderful video Philly 🙏🙏

[@raashi5529]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY MONDAY BETTER!!

[@The-Ducky-is-Here]

Honestly, I can't use this video to measure my satisfaction or dissatisfaction. Watching Phil doing his usual Philly things is always highly satisfying!

[@angelikasvernile1447]

"This is great. This is awesome. This is the best thing in the world, I need it on another level. Amazing!" *puts the bar of satisfaction from normal to barely more than normal*

[@autistikitty2363]

Phil violating the seal first thing 💀 also istg he is neurodivergent cause ive always related to him SO MUCH and im audhd 😭

[@Megsplosion]

I’m here for more science with Phil

[@hihitytti]

how do you always manage to know when im having a shit day i love you

[@nh1172]

Phil stimming with the seal is relatable. :)

[@karleetwiner2229]

"The odd cupboard" I think it maybe more than the odd cupboard.

[@RestlessEmRose]

I was having an awful day I needed this so bad rn

[@ourladyofsorrowsxx]

I love how your brain works Phil.

[@hanna_maria]

that snow globe shirt is so cool omg

[@MissFlurry.]

This is the most intense Phil video I’ve watched in a long time. Satisfaction is 100+

[@badgerbadger-badger-Poppy]

That one where they had the block and they were filling in the colour was so satisfying… until the end when they didn’t even finish it! I’m so mad lol

[@bajablastbisexuall]

I always come to Phil for innuendos, that you for your service Phil 🫡🫡

[@tatltails3923]

I had a visceral, physical, audible reaction to that 3D printed vase.

[@blayneisdoingherbest]

this vid was literally phil like “i have a chaotic idea and im just gonna go with it” mans is in his eff around and find out era

[@kyleighhope961]

phil that's a terrifying title

[@eveliinamustonen4771]

gotta love Phils mind, I’ll gladly take more Phil-science😂💕

[@butthisisaturtle9194]

this video was perfect!! thank you for sharing your incredible brain with us. the best videos are based on what youre curious about and what makes you happy

[@themindofageek9790]

This felt like a quintessential Phil video! An absolute rollercoaster that left me feeling generally satisfied.

[@chloenord280]

Seeing the AmazingPhil notification always makes me smile

[@Dee-pv8cy]

I can definitely say that for me, the unsatisfied niggling feeling has definitely remained longer than the satisfied feeling. For a true scientific study you really need more subjects and to test them multiple times in a blind study.

[@rubyinfamous]

i think the most satisfying part of the video was the fact that RIGHT when i noticed his shirt and was staring at it, phil suddenly broke the fourth wall and started showing it off

[@myahitt1247]

“FULLY SATISFUSSY”😭😭😭😭

[@meenalshah6611]

I love Phil's shirt... It looks so cool!!! I would keep playing with it I didn't know there were shirts like that

[@chloepatrick12]

i am satisfied thank you phil update: im not

[@JeffnaBooots]

The unspoken edging jokes were top notch.

[@soapyangel]

that hydraulic press video was severely unsatisfying…. was so waiting for that basketball to pop 😭😭