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[@stringstorm]

Just so your time isn't wasted with this bot nonsense, here's a channel update: - Upload for this month is Touhou. Its either "Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom" or that 6 minutes "Perfect Cherry Blossom" song - Next month is most likely going to be the Lamenter's Remake. - And the month after is going to be either Touhou or Battletech. This is a case where if I can't finish the Battletech song on time, it'll be a Touhou upload. If I can, its going to be Battletech. - Lorgar VS Corvus song after the previous month. - Honestly haven't thought this far into the year. I also went and changed my profile picture temporarily. Hopefully, it'll take a while for the bots to switch profile pictures and people will be able to tell the difference.

[@It_is_I_Rogal_Dorn]

Hey, it is I Rogal Dorn, I entered the Phalanx as my adress when do I get my package?

[@jexx2974]

I hope that you won't delete old Lamenter song

[@h_chase1974]

Hey. About the Solar sect song Soo, I got my players fighting a literal sun cult headed by not!Okuu. And I was woundering if you would approve of me using the song in the fight. Pretty please with a cherry on top?

[@guncatto2625]

Utsuho Reiuji, my gal.

[@NorninTGK]

I'm looking forward to hearing the new Lamenters song.

[@EnderworldertheEnderlord]

Oh thank goodness. I saw the title and thought your real account got hacked. Phew.

[@admiralhalo7293]

Same

[@fredvincent7967]

Bro got me too

[@windsteamer9684]

Thanks for looking out for the community ! That's a nice way to warn people about such scams. Have a good day everyone ! And stay wary !

[@MrSororitas]

The only two things I ever want from you is to stay healthy and bless us with more tracks.

[@lonelystrategos]

Thought for the day: An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

[@CT-Clone]

Thanks for the heads up my lord, I will make sure to be vigilant and not let my guard down

[@InquisitorThomas]

Plot twist this StringStorm has been hacked and the hackers are using a deepfaked AI voice to try to dupe us out of prize we seemingly all won despite not being previously announced.

[@Snakedude4life]

You can’t fool me, Mr. StringStorm! That 5 million Indonesian bucks will be showing up in my mailbox any minute now! 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@nikoclesceri2267]

thats like $0.01 american dollars

[@ExileTwilight]

Aaaany second now...

[@_Catgirl_Connoisseur_]

​@@ExileTwilight see? It's here. Oh wait, it's the monthly bill

[@johngun4377]

Based Indonesian dollar enjoyer

[@THExRISER]

People should've wised up to these bots by now, but thank you for this. With that said, what a bombastic voice you have!

[@jackisham6127]

The fact that he did this and actively like the old imperial palace announcer is telling of how big an issue this is.

[@aleklimburski1939]

Thanks for heads up, String Storm

[@Erraddo]

Oh jolly good a package! Where do i put my credit card and mother's maiden name?

[@matthew9256]

String I showed you my bank card plz respond. Defo one of the best anti-scam posts I've seen.

[@TheSalamander_]

An open inbox is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

[@Hasserthered]

I'm glad this had to be addressed, because it gives us a chance to bask in the glorious booming that is your voice

[@Donolohe]

But StringStorm, I win something every time you approach me through my Notifications with a new song

[@Blehster_Bleh]

To be honest, I was expecting a "the emperor protects!" After the "be vigilant!" But I'll have a good day instead

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

Clearly someone's been speaking to the manclessiarch.

[@shadowroamer]

Constant Vigilance!

[@mattwells5347]

Fortifications in progress. We need more bunkers now!

[@Sapphh1c]

We will require the assistance of the brothers of the Imperial Fists chapter!

[@alericantonelli4656]

UNSC DROP BUNKERS INBOUND!! FOR HUMANITY AND HER COLONIES!!

[@nriusx1832]

Fortify the comment section!

[@dylandominguezgonzalez5610]

En momentos como estos.....desearia saber ingles

[@dj11o9er]

Wait a minute, but you DO approach us saying that we won something. By giving us these ABSOLUTE BANGERS

[@GeneralPotatoSalad]

Is it a birb? I wanna birb. (EDIT: Next day, Tali sings "Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom".) Thank you for double birbs. 5 stars, would order again.

[@marconarvaez9871]

Now, the most infuriating thing about this is that KZbin gives you the option to report a channel for impersonation (which is what these bots are doing), but it's literally impossible to use. You have to write the URL of the impersonated channel, but custom URLs don't work and there's *no way to see the actual URL* outside of checking if any other channel has the affected guy linked, either in their subscriptions or their "channels" tab, then you have to copy and paste it. Of course, you need a PC for that. However, even if you manage to write the channel link, you *still can't* send the report because the "send report" button either does nothing or doesn't even show up.

[@mattaffenit9898]

You can still report them for spamming scam shit.

[@inquisitordave2751]

Based string

[@Si_Sireeni]

Oh thank christ I thought you got hacked

[@DOOM_Dwarf]

IT SPEAKS TO US!!!

[@hyko8355]

Clickbait for safety announcement is the smartest thing I saw on KZbin.

[@dogofwar6769]

Seems crazy how many of these scams are floating around YT now-a-days.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

Thank you, voice of the Warp

[@mattaffenit9898]

Damn near had a heart attack. Was worried you got hacked and the bots were getting smarter.

[@l0rf]

I always immediately report these spam messages. Don't think it does much because KZbin seems to care very little but still. Thanks for the warning.

[@MorzanTheForsworn]

For the love of the Omnissiah, the bigest gift what we can get from you if you can do again warhammer themed songs. I know, I know this is not possible, but I still miss that days...

[@NeoKesha]

Damn your voice is brutal. I love it!

[@seelcudoom1]

seeing this title i thought somehow the bot hacked the actual stringstorm

[@paul24453]

God, even his youtube announcements are epic

[@bradypus55]

I knew it would never be that easy to see stringstorm's package ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@timkaase87]

Thanks for the update

[@brenster21]

So years ago I actually had the opposite problem, a guy at a beach club had one a TV Raffle but well I couldn't convince him it was legally his. I spent two weeks emailing the club and him saying "hey this is yours, please come pick it up"

[@LightMageMike]

Thank you for the warning. It's wonderful to know that you care.

[@PCveteran117]

The ONLY package I want from you is a live concert.

[@schwarzflammenkaiser2347]

yeah those are everywhere

[@martinratagris]

I feel ashamed of my dirty mind, I totally expected a somewhat crude joke something like "baby I have a package for you". Great and epic voice tough.

[@Rakanarshi2]

cheers man you are the best

[@mattwo7]

I don't even have Telegram, nor do I plan to.

[@ExileTwilight]

I admit, I thought this would be a parody on all those obvious bots, but I have to assume some people got duped for this to have been necessary...

[@TAT1101]

Telegram bots are such an annoying nuisance.

[@Matt-md5yt]

Yeah those bots are wild and KZbin can't fix it

[@Withernall]

Anyone else get any If the Emperor Had a Podcast vibes off of this announcement?

[@thatoneguyd7]

People need to shut that platform down

[@robertlewis6915]

Came here just to comment that the scam bots had somehow managed to post a video. Having listened, the title makes sense. And yeah, the new slew of bots has been really annoying. Looking forward to new songs!

[@JPG.01]

That happens, I've got several replys like that on youtube comments under different video creators' work. The bots are pretty obvious, well to me at least, but I nevertheless appreciate the PSA. Those bots might not be as obvious to someone else. If this PSA saves even one person from being scammed, it's been worth it.

[@BloopTheNoop]

Damn your voice cool af

[@kspayton]

The TTS Emperor Protects! thanks for the warning. 07

[@deepspaceiv8570]

Wait, so you are not sending me a skitarii radium rifle?

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

You too.

[@Lordschooner]

Those bots are really annoying

[@misfitminis]

Optimus Prime vibes

[@nyxnox2135]

You scared me for a second Thought you got hacked, stay safe

[@channel_named788]

Are you still doing warhammer songs?

[@TheXell]

LISTEN WELL TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT VOX-PUBLICAE WITH YOUR OWN EMPEROR-GIVEN EARS

[@Rastek19]

Bad apple remix when

[@nguyenten6877]

Sad state this website is in if youtubers have to post videos explaining this when the problem should've been solved over a year ago.

[@TheExecutorr]

yeah nice try StringStorm, you just want to back out out of giving me my PS5! Hand it over already :D

[@dragonturtle2703]

Honestly, where aren’t those bots. Seems like they are in almost every comment section.

[@The_Foolish_Fool]

Why are there so many dislikes on this? like 150? spam bot owners? strange...

[@Llangion]

Something something don't scam me daddy. Got it.

[@xzenitramx666]

That title scare me

[@sillerbarly4927]

I am doing my part and report those comments

[@JinzoTK]

Wait so you don't have a package for me.

[@buddyburroughs6072]

Yup figured that was fake.

[@zombiemanjosh]

Gonna drop a comment as bait. Let's see if I can fish up a bot right now.

[@Scratch-zx1bw]

the way you phrased the titles made me assume you'd been hacked

[@guyver441]

So...what about my PS5? You PROMISED! 😢

[@Mackミネボ]

😂

[@enderfire3379]

ngl this is the first time i hard stringstorm speak without the mechanical effect

[@TheGreatThicc]

And he still sounds like a Marine. I'd kill for a voice like that.

[@enderfire3379]

​@@TheGreatThicc same

[@mrperfectjeff]

huh i wonder if the scam bots will show in the comments of this one

[@dsagent]

Finally a voice reveal!

[@thenthson]

Someone actually fell for these bots?

[@Zelinkokitsune]

Vigilo confido

[@balazsdusek]

we shall not accept the heresy of the machine accounts in your sacred comment section!

[@tefras14]

As you wish talking logo in the void

[@alexanderandrews6980]

The only people I message on Telegram are my gun dealers.

[@vicentetemes5793]

clickbait i did not receive a package on telegram

[@SomeKrieger]

I just threaten the bots that comment under my comments

[@moderndavinci6599]

Who tf actually falls for this stuff tho

[@Deridus]

BEST CLICKBAIT!

[@GabeBlack]

HA! You have to know where you live to be scamed!

[@Plague_Potato]

Channel got highjacked?

[@Sirtristepan]

there's just (badly made) clones of the channel doing shit

[@raptonsoul2557]

No, it’s been a problem across KZbin we’re random bots with stolen pfps of the creator of the video and ask your to message them for a prize, then they get you in dms

[@christopherkrupa580]

First